Sae: "Despite your criminal records and horrible lying skills, you still managed to keep your job as a teacher. You must've somehow gained a powerful ally in the education business. Spill it, boy!"
Sae " We found several receives of Krusty Burger within your belongings. You were obviously faking your food to impress someone, so you could get benefits. Tell me who is this person, now!"
Sae:"The phantom thieves must have had great physical shape. The only food nutritious enough to sustain that health would be krusty burgers. You must have a supplier, right? S P I L L I T"
*Timeskip* Sae: "Despite living a double life as the Elementary School's Principal and as a Phantom Thief, you somehow managed to keep your job without raising any suspicion among the staff, the students or your own mother. There must have been someone among the staff that knew all along and decided to turn a blind eye on you and used their influence so you could keep both of your positions, most likely because you persuaded them. Tell me, who was it?!" I am thou, thou art I. Thou has adquired a new vow... It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity... With the birth of the Temperance Persona, i have obtained the wings of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power. Confidant Gary Chalmers ARCANA: Temperance.
Sae: To be a proper “phantom thieve”, you must’ve had someone who could put up with not just your crazy explanations, but your lame exaggerations. Tell me at once!”
Somewhere, In A World Called Symphonia... Raine Invited Kratos To An UNFORGETABLE Luncheon... In Skit Form... Seriously, Where's My Tales Of Steamed Hams Already? Kratos: Well Raine, I Made It, Somehow... (Despite Of Ur Untrained Navigation Skills) Raine:Ah, Kratos, Welcome, I Hope Ur Prepared For An UNFORGETABLE Luncheon. Kratos: Yeah... Raine: AGH... GOD DAMNIT!!! My Roast Is Ruined! (Again), Wait A Sec... What If I Were To Buy Already Cooked Food And Disquise It As My Own? Hohohohohohohoh... At Least It's Better Than Putting Dead Limbs On A Stew Like I Once Did... (Watch The OVAs For A Better Explination) Kratos: Huh? Hm... *Plays Second Opening Of The ToS OVA Series* Kratos: RAAAAAAAAAINE!!! 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢 Raine: OH KRATOS, I Was Just, Streching My Cabs On The Window Seal, I Do These Kinds Exercizes Every Now & Then, Come & Join Me. Kratos: If U Say So Then... Wait... Raine... Y Is There Smoke Coming Out Of Ur Oven? Raine: What Smoke? Oh, That's Not Smoke, It's Steam, Steam From The *Steamed Clams* Where Having... Hm.... Steamed Clams... Kratos: Ok... I'll Just Wait At The Dining Room Then... Raine: 😥 (THAT Was A Close One... What Was I Going To Do Again? Oh Right...) *5 Namekian Minutes Later* Kratos: For Collette's Sake, What's Taking Her So Long, I Wonder If She's Ok... Raine: Kratos, I Hope Ur Ready From Mouth Watering Hamburgers. Kratos: Uf, Ur Ok, I Thought... Wait A Second, U Sead We Were Having Steamed Clams. Raine: I Did? Well, Sorry, I Meant To Say Steamed *HAMS* , That's What I Call Hamburgers, Ya See? Kratos: So... U Call Hamburgers *STEAMED HAMS* ? Raine: Yes, It's A Race Thing, Ya See? Kratos: Ok... Which One? (Raine's A Half Elf So He's Asking If It's A Human Or An Elf Thing) Raine: Uh... Elfen... Kratos: Elfen? Well I'm Not A Half Elf, Like Ur Self, But I've Met Some Elfs Back In My Day And I Never Heard Any Of Them Say The Frase *Steamed Hams* Raine: Oh, Not FULL Blooded Elfs, No, It's For Half-Elfs In Speficic, Regardless Of What Their Other Half Is. Kratos: (Kratos Thinks About What She Sead, But After ALL THE SHIT He Saw His Son Had To Deal With This Woman, He Just Kinda Rolls With It) I See... Huh, Man, These Are Actually Pretty Good... Aldo, For Some Reason, Their Taste Are Very Similar To Velvet's Cooking From The World Of Berserker. (In Tales Of The Berserker) Velvet:... What? (Back On Symphonia) Raine: Oh, That's Because She Thought Me Some Tricks While We Were In Tir-Na-Nog (Tales Of The Rays), It's Something Cooks Do To Cook Better. Kratos: Which In THIS Case... It Was Steamed Hams...? Raine: Yes. Kratos: Ok, Just One More Question, If These Burgers Suppose To Be *Steamed Hams* , Then Why The Hell Do They Look Like Fryed Burgers? Raine: (Shit, He's On To Me)... Oh... Well, U See... That's Because... Could U Excuse Me For A Sec? Kratos: Sure Thing... Raine: Awh... I Think It's Time To Go Now, Kratos. Kratos: Yes, I Think It's Time To... HOLY BLOND JESUS GIRL, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT INSIDE UR KITCHEN?!?!? Raine: Aurora Borealis. Kratos: Ah. AURORA BOREALIS?!?!? At *THIS* Time Of Year. At *THIS* Time Of Day. At *THIS* Part Of The Bloody Planet. *LOCALYZE ENTIRELY* On Ur Wooden House's Kitchen? Raine: Yes. Kratos:.........May I See It? Raine:... No... (Outside) *Genis: Onee-San! Our House Is On Fire!* Raine: No, Genis, It's Just The Northen Lights. Kratos: Well, Raine, Ur An Odd Master (No Wonder My Son Fears The Shit Out Of U), But I Have To Admit... U Steam A Good Ham, Farewell For Now... *THE END* Seriously Doh, Where's My Tales Of Steamed Hams?!?
I was expecting “Swear to my bones” to play and an animation showing Chalmers’ persona “Nintendo Chalmers” transform into the legendary trickster “Super Nintendo Chalmers”
sae: your next target was crusty okumara how did you change his heart and howdid you find his fraud ? akira: the aurora borealis......... sae: im done here.
I'm sure just like all confidants in persona 5, Superintendent Chalmers is just a cog in wheel who is being oppressed by a bigger, more controlling agency. ...wait that's Skinners. The confidant... it's not Chalmers-
This is incredibly well done, right down to the music changes for the situations. Of course you can't truly appreciate it unless you've played the game, but it's a very nice touch
I am thou. Thou art I Thou hast acquired a new vow It shall become the wings of rebellion that breaketh thy chains of captivity With the birth of the Superintendent Persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power
You obtained a new Skill, now you can prepare Steam Hams in Moe's at night Unlocked Second Awakening transfomr your Persona in a legendary Trickster Bartman evolved in to EL BARTO
*SETTING MY HOUSE ON FIRE HAS RAISED MY GUTS*
There is some of the food in the oven left
*You got x2 "loathsome Roast"*
@@TheMetastasia +5 SP to one party member lmao
Ha ha ha ha ha! Awesome comment! XD
NOT WITH THE PAIMON PFP 😭😭
I love how he doesn't talk.
Twon Games yea it catches the detail of persona. I love it
Well bomberman, as much as I remember you were never the the one to talk that much. Mmmmm?
*I say this cause your profile picture*
JUST LIKE THE PROTAGONIST
Sae: "Despite your criminal records and horrible lying skills, you still managed to keep your job as a teacher. You must've somehow gained a powerful ally in the education business. Spill it, boy!"
*slaps the table*
Sae
" We found several receives of Krusty Burger within your belongings. You were obviously faking your food to impress someone, so you could get benefits.
Tell me who is this person, now!"
I AM THOU, THOU ART I
Thou Has Acquired A New Vow. It Shall Become The Wings Of Rebellion That Breaketh Thy Chains Of Oppression
With the birth of the Steamed persona, I have obtained the winds of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power.
I love these comments
ArmageddonAngel What would be the most powerful Steamed Persona in the end?
Skinner doesn't have a persona of the matching arcana. There's no way he's going to max all confidants.
Dont mock people
That brings me D E S P A I R
Delaney Smith Chalmers is Hierophant, so I'd recommend
And I don't play persona 5 and don't know any persona, RIP
The Globglogabgalab don't worry you can use ANY Persona of Hiero Arcana
Delaney Smith But you need to bring hope out.of despair as the stepping stone of the true Ultimates
"You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Big-Bang Burger"
O ho ho, no!
Patented Skinner burgers
Old family recipe!
...For steamed hams.
Douglas Levin Yes!
yes, so you call them steamed hams despite the fact they are obviously grilled
Patented LeBlanc Burgers, old family recipe!
When you find the video thats been missing from your life
The Phantom Thieves must have had someone steaming hams for them. What do you say to THAT?!
L N I guess i never saw it coming
This arcana is The Hams
Or The Hunger
"Take it as you will"
Summon the Hamburger persona!
1000 likes here you go
Morgana: JOKER, LEBLANC IS ON FIRE!
Ren: No, Morgana. That's just the Northern Lights.
Sojiro: *HEEEELP HEEEELP*
Morgana: Hey Joker! Leblanc is on fire right now!
Joker:
-Indeed
-I couldn't see it
-Its Ryuji
I thought someone said delicious steamed hams
*Skinner takes care of fire and tries to go outside*
Morgana: Hey! Hey! Hey! You've had a busy day. You should try and get some sleep.
This is too well edited for a joke
professional shitposting
I believe you mean this is a well edited joke
Of course
Ikr
I never saw this coming
GameChops
*Y O U R L A S T S U R P R I S E*
Woah I didnt expect to find GameChops here
His mind is too fast for eyes
Fooling him so easily has raised my Profiency and Guts
and charm
You can now spend evenings making *steamed hams* that will provide you energy in the palace
Steamed ham 100HP for all allies
But you should have done rank 1 so we get the Sae scene.
"You must've had someone to serve Steamed Hams to."
*slams hands on desk*
"Spill it!"
Sae:"The phantom thieves must have had great physical shape. The only food nutritious enough to sustain that health would be krusty burgers. You must have a supplier, right? S P I L L I T"
This is really well edited nice dude
Homer and bart:fool
March:empress
Lisa:priestess
Maggie:star
Milhouse:magician
Granpa:hanged man
Moe: devil
Burns:tower
Flanders: temperance
Only problem. It's a luncheon but the HUD says "early morning".
OneManArmy It's a Bruncheon
An unforgettable bruncheon, natch
Persona 5 the animation look great
Woah! Looking cool, Seymour!
Chalmers: Seymour, let me come over for lunch!
*My bond with Chalmers will grow stronger soon*
*Timeskip*
Sae: "Despite living a double life as the Elementary School's Principal and as a Phantom Thief, you somehow managed to keep your job without raising any suspicion among the staff, the students or your own mother. There must have been someone among the staff that knew all along and decided to turn a blind eye on you and used their influence so you could keep both of your positions, most likely because you persuaded them. Tell me, who was it?!"
I am thou, thou art I. Thou has adquired a new vow...
It shall become the wings of rebellion
that breaketh thy chains of captivity...
With the birth of the Temperance Persona, i have obtained the wings of blessing that shall lead to freedom and new power.
Confidant
Gary Chalmers
ARCANA: Temperance.
kinda see him more as a Heirophant
You picked the worng house fool
I nearly cried during the rank 10 confidant for this. It was so touching.
How I see conversations in real life
Persona is love
Persona is life
Max Graham this joke is old and you should stop
@@MonoManaR ok boomer
I fucking love this. It's so well made. You sir have ascended this meme to it's peak. Nothing will get better than this
A work of art.
Sae: To be a proper “phantom thieve”, you must’ve had someone who could put up with not just your crazy explanations, but your lame exaggerations. Tell me at once!”
I love the fact that skinners picture looks so confident as he’s thinking of what to do next
0:36 "Its from the Steamed Hams"
Ah- I thought we were having steamed clams
this is really well done, one of my favorite videos on steamed hams.
*YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL !*
"You steam a good ham...Phantom Thief"
"I see Superintendent Chalmer's car outside... He's coming"
PHRASING!
The fact that this takes place on the 14th of April, which is the actual air date of "22 Short Films About Springfield" is absolutely genius too
I am Thou Thou art I
Haru Okumura even at how many times I've heard that. I never remember the damn whole thing.
Chalmers will remember this.
missed opportunity to make the loading screen skinner in his “delightfully devillish” pose
Somewhere, In A World Called Symphonia... Raine Invited Kratos To An UNFORGETABLE Luncheon... In Skit Form... Seriously, Where's My Tales Of Steamed Hams Already?
Kratos: Well Raine, I Made It, Somehow... (Despite Of Ur Untrained Navigation Skills)
Raine:Ah, Kratos, Welcome, I Hope Ur Prepared For An UNFORGETABLE Luncheon.
Kratos: Yeah...
Raine: AGH... GOD DAMNIT!!! My Roast Is Ruined! (Again), Wait A Sec... What If I Were To Buy Already Cooked Food And Disquise It As My Own? Hohohohohohohoh... At Least It's Better Than Putting Dead Limbs On A Stew Like I Once Did... (Watch The OVAs For A Better Explination)
Kratos: Huh? Hm...
*Plays Second Opening Of The ToS OVA Series*
Kratos: RAAAAAAAAAINE!!! 💢💢💢💢💢💢💢
Raine: OH KRATOS, I Was Just, Streching My Cabs On The Window Seal, I Do These Kinds Exercizes Every Now & Then, Come & Join Me.
Kratos: If U Say So Then... Wait... Raine... Y Is There Smoke Coming Out Of Ur Oven?
Raine: What Smoke? Oh, That's Not Smoke, It's Steam, Steam From The *Steamed Clams* Where Having... Hm.... Steamed Clams...
Kratos: Ok... I'll Just Wait At The Dining Room Then...
Raine: 😥 (THAT Was A Close One... What Was I Going To Do Again? Oh Right...)
*5 Namekian Minutes Later*
Kratos: For Collette's Sake, What's Taking Her So Long, I Wonder If She's Ok...
Raine: Kratos, I Hope Ur Ready From Mouth Watering Hamburgers.
Kratos: Uf, Ur Ok, I Thought... Wait A Second, U Sead We Were Having Steamed Clams.
Raine: I Did? Well, Sorry, I Meant To Say Steamed *HAMS* , That's What I Call Hamburgers, Ya See?
Kratos: So... U Call Hamburgers *STEAMED HAMS* ?
Raine: Yes, It's A Race Thing, Ya See?
Kratos: Ok... Which One? (Raine's A Half Elf So He's Asking If It's A Human Or An Elf Thing)
Raine: Uh... Elfen...
Kratos: Elfen? Well I'm Not A Half Elf, Like Ur Self, But I've Met Some Elfs Back In My Day And I Never Heard Any Of Them Say The Frase *Steamed Hams*
Raine: Oh, Not FULL Blooded Elfs, No, It's For Half-Elfs In Speficic, Regardless Of What Their Other Half Is.
Kratos: (Kratos Thinks About What She Sead, But After ALL THE SHIT He Saw His Son Had To Deal With This Woman, He Just Kinda Rolls With It) I See... Huh, Man, These Are Actually Pretty Good... Aldo, For Some Reason, Their Taste Are Very Similar To Velvet's Cooking From The World Of Berserker.
(In Tales Of The Berserker)
Velvet:... What?
(Back On Symphonia)
Raine: Oh, That's Because She Thought Me Some Tricks While We Were In Tir-Na-Nog (Tales Of The Rays), It's Something Cooks Do To Cook Better.
Kratos: Which In THIS Case... It Was Steamed Hams...?
Raine: Yes.
Kratos: Ok, Just One More Question, If These Burgers Suppose To Be *Steamed Hams* , Then Why The Hell Do They Look Like Fryed Burgers?
Raine: (Shit, He's On To Me)... Oh... Well, U See... That's Because... Could U Excuse Me For A Sec?
Kratos: Sure Thing...
Raine: Awh... I Think It's Time To Go Now, Kratos.
Kratos: Yes, I Think It's Time To... HOLY BLOND JESUS GIRL, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT INSIDE UR KITCHEN?!?!?
Raine: Aurora Borealis.
Kratos: Ah. AURORA BOREALIS?!?!? At *THIS* Time Of Year. At *THIS* Time Of Day. At *THIS* Part Of The Bloody Planet. *LOCALYZE ENTIRELY* On Ur Wooden House's Kitchen?
Raine: Yes.
Kratos:.........May I See It?
Raine:... No...
(Outside)
*Genis: Onee-San! Our House Is On Fire!*
Raine: No, Genis, It's Just The Northen Lights.
Kratos: Well, Raine, Ur An Odd Master (No Wonder My Son Fears The Shit Out Of U), But I Have To Admit... U Steam A Good Ham, Farewell For Now...
*THE END*
Seriously Doh, Where's My Tales Of Steamed Hams?!?
“Come forth, Simpsona”
Ah hearing that music gave me chills. Good times.
I was expecting “Swear to my bones” to play and an animation showing Chalmers’ persona “Nintendo Chalmers” transform into the legendary trickster “Super Nintendo Chalmers”
sae: your next target was crusty okumara how did you change his heart and howdid you find his fraud ? akira: the aurora borealis......... sae: im done here.
Surprised the music stayed peaceful during the fire
I like the big brain joke about the date being the day this episode aired
I would've picked the "None of your business" option when he asked why smoke was coming outta his oven lol.
The thought of Spilt Kool-Aid saying the word “egads” is so fucking bizarrely hilarious
this is gold
This might be my favorite video ever
Aurora Borealis? *For real?!*
Lore of Steamed Hams but it's a Persona 5 Confidant momentum 100
Nice Simpsona gameplay. Can’t wait for Seymour to be in smash!
i still think about this
And that's how you play Persona 5
*YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT COMING*
Gotta love these Persona 5 videos.
Looking cool, Seymour!
Woah, looking cool Seymour!
Whoooo! Looking cool Seymour!
Classic Early Morning Lunch.
Sae: We heard the Phantom thieves had a loyal customer who always ate their homemade steamed hams. Tell me who it is.
This needs to get more views
I'm sure just like all confidants in persona 5, Superintendent Chalmers is just a cog in wheel who is being oppressed by a bigger, more controlling agency.
...wait that's Skinners.
The confidant... it's not Chalmers-
This is brilliant! I'm so glad I started playing enough to understand this video!
THIS IS AMAZING
The music changes are perfect lmao
The best part is the fact the date is even correct.
22 Short Films About Springfield aired on April 14th
A delightfully devilish video
This has been the best thing I’ve seen today
Looking cool, SKIIINEER!
This is incredibly well done, right down to the music changes for the situations. Of course you can't truly appreciate it unless you've played the game, but it's a very nice touch
4/14, the date of the release of 22 short films, nice.
Holy shit this is so good
Looking cool Seymour!
ITS ALMOST SO STEAMY HOW GOOD I AM
This is incredible
This is the best thing I've ever seen
THIS IS AWESOMEEE!!!
Sheer genius! Good job!
I'm amazed at how well this was done!
This is GodSpeed my friend
I am thou. Thou art I
Thou hast acquired a new vow
It shall become the wings of rebellion
that breaketh thy chains of captivity
With the birth of the Superintendent Persona,
I have obtained the winds of blessing that
shall lead to freedom and new power
This is brilliant
this is fantastic
Honestly love the giving up message at the end rather then making something up lol
Beautiful... just, beautiful...
This is excellent!
This is pure gold
I just KNEW Chalmers was going to be the Hierophant!
He never saw it coming
This is the best fanfiction
This was INCREDIBLE! How did you even??
wow this is way better than that other persona 5 steamed hams video
You obtained a new Skill, now you can prepare Steam Hams in Moe's at night
Unlocked Second Awakening transfomr your Persona in a legendary Trickster
Bartman evolved in to EL BARTO
The music! And the way Seymore doesn’t talk like Joker 😂 I love it!
The bullshit you can get away with with Max Charm.
Never thought he’d be the hierophant, thought he’d be the sun (Persona 5 player here xD)