Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse Pitch Meeting

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  • @HiddenWhiteFang
    @HiddenWhiteFang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5410

    The robot dying is sad because her dad made it. And he's dead, so now he's dead again.
    Love these! ^_^

    • @DenderFriend
      @DenderFriend 5 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Yeah, I think he seemed to forget to mention the part about her dad's robot.

    • @HiddenWhiteFang
      @HiddenWhiteFang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

      @Unstoppable Plays! if I remember correctly, she has a psychic link with the Spider and her dad made the robot that houses the spider.
      Either way, I'm pretty sure the robot was the only thing she had left of her father, so that's why it was sad that it was destroyed.

    • @franciscolaurean8550
      @franciscolaurean8550 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I was gonna comment this but glad other people know :D

    • @milesparker557
      @milesparker557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      If i remember correctly though, it wasnt absolutely destroyed. Pretty sure it could have been fixed. Definitely still a sad moment, but not really a tear jerker.

    • @HiddenWhiteFang
      @HiddenWhiteFang 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@milesparker557 it powered down and she left it in Miles' universe. I don't think it was a tearjerker either, but it was an emotional beat.

  • @SurferMan127
    @SurferMan127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5958

    "Villains are defenseless against story beats."
    There it is. A one-sentence description of every comic book movie ever.

    • @jopabr24
      @jopabr24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I mean...that's how most stories work, isn't it? Like...?

    • @SurferMan127
      @SurferMan127 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Joseph Breen No, not at all. Not even close. You’re mistaking what we expect to have happen in every story with the fact that in well written stories those moments are logically reached and earned by the narrative. Most really good movies do the latter. Comic book movies rarely do and typically get a pass on it.

    • @onlylore5551
      @onlylore5551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Now I want a villain with meta-awareness as a protagonist.

    • @estittyna
      @estittyna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@onlylore5551 you mean Doom Patrol.

    • @MiniDemonic
      @MiniDemonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@onlylore5551 So Deadpool?

  • @sky5475
    @sky5475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4266

    The reason peni cried when her robot got destroyed was because her dad (who is now dead) had built it for her. And it was one of the only things that she had that was given to her from her dad.

    • @guyincognito7518
      @guyincognito7518 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Did they explain that in the movie at all?

    • @phoenixair11
      @phoenixair11 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

      @@guyincognito7518 not really but peni did say she lost her father

    • @sky5475
      @sky5475 3 ปีที่แล้ว +584

      @@guyincognito7518 yes they did. When her character was introduced, she said that her father built the robot for her

    • @leahl5007
      @leahl5007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +638

      Aw losing hyper sophisticated battle robots built by your character-buildingly-dead father is tight!

    • @kellnola
      @kellnola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yeah that may as well be it

  • @parthbansal2775
    @parthbansal2775 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4891

    This pitch meeting in a nutshell
    "You want this movie to be fun?"
    "Yes"
    "Then, I need you to get ALLLLLL the way off my back."

    • @tm001
      @tm001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Yyyep... That's what's up... I'm not a hardcore comics fan, I'm into manga manhua and manhwa, but for some reason not comics, tho I do LOVE a good animation. So I do understand hardcore fans feelings when they nitpick (I do that myself all the time) but this movie hit all the right spots for me and is easily one of my (scratch that) IT IS my best comic movie ever (because it's very entertaining), so I'm extremely forgiving for it's flaws. BUT WAY TO RUIN THAT FOR ME with this Jefferson crap (well... slightly), now I have to think about it everytime I see the movie, AND I SEE IT A LOT!!!

    • @parthbansal2775
      @parthbansal2775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tm001 good to see a fellow manga manhua and manhwa fan in the comment section

    • @tm001
      @tm001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Parth Bansal Glad to see a fellow man of culture 🍷

    • @ladylightning3810
      @ladylightning3810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      🤣 Basically.

    • @ladylightning3810
      @ladylightning3810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@tm001 I'll probably forget about that pretty easily.

  • @isitbriannieves
    @isitbriannieves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5022

    “I hear killing Peter Parker is gonna be very big in 2018.”
    OH, DAMN, SHOTS FIRED!

    • @isitbriannieves
      @isitbriannieves 5 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      One person ISN’T forgetting, and that’s Tony Stark

    • @ginge641
      @ginge641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Shots fired right into another Peter.

    • @thestevens580
      @thestevens580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      I now don’t feel so good mr Ryan...

    • @veronicatrevino427
      @veronicatrevino427 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I don’t think that’s shots

    • @AnonComic
      @AnonComic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Hehe shots fired

  • @TadBigby
    @TadBigby 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2750

    This video was a good distraction from the 48 spiders I just swallowed.

    • @dianabaptista182
      @dianabaptista182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Oh God
      Edit: oh I get it now

    • @garysmith3037
      @garysmith3037 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      too bad the 49th one was the radioactive one.

    • @dianabaptista182
      @dianabaptista182 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gary Smith that’s sad

    • @TheMisterman15
      @TheMisterman15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I get it! I laughed when the video got to that point.

    • @rachymn7883
      @rachymn7883 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You clever thing you..

  • @sniperflashgaming3868
    @sniperflashgaming3868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4646

    They latched onto the comic book panels not clouds

    • @TotallyLinky
      @TotallyLinky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +525

      Id like it if you could get ALL the way off my back.

    • @davidcarlton2513
      @davidcarlton2513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      😂😂😂

    • @gamer9smith
      @gamer9smith 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Silly Ryan

    • @PatrikWawrek
      @PatrikWawrek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@ParadoxPerson02 or maybe, just maybe, a crane ;)

    • @beckybaysklef-ninetails3700
      @beckybaysklef-ninetails3700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That is some No-Prize grade awesomeness right there^

  • @TheTroystreet
    @TheTroystreet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1564

    “Then they all attach their webs to clouds and swing away”
    Patty Jenkins: I wonder if you can do that with a rope

    • @moose2577
      @moose2577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Only if it's a magic rope!

    • @truffle6082
      @truffle6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol 😆🤣😂

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Worked for Wonder Woman.

    • @randomdude189
      @randomdude189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Replace the rope with the plot and you’ve got something

    • @ifhollick
      @ifhollick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Favorite line in this pitch mtg

  • @bmtelle1460
    @bmtelle1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5934

    Wife: "Honey, you've watched this video over 20 times already."
    Me: "I need you to get ALLLLLL the way off my back."

    • @madguysomething7790
      @madguysomething7790 5 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      Well okay then.

    • @MrRighteousfish
      @MrRighteousfish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      💀💀💀💀

    • @incog0956
      @incog0956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      I like the "my back is where you're at and I'd like you to vacate the premises"

    • @coldskyrim
      @coldskyrim 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Let me get off that thang

    • @TheAmateruAstronomer
      @TheAmateruAstronomer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Vacate the premises

  • @NikhilWolf
    @NikhilWolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2077

    Ryan's "Get ALLLLL the way off my back!" is my favorite new line.

    • @mwplaylist2890
      @mwplaylist2890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      My favorite newline is '
      '

    • @Lokear
      @Lokear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mwplaylist2890 Genius comment right here. Anyone who doesn't understand will suffer.

    • @iacomplete_cyclepath9320
      @iacomplete_cyclepath9320 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Getting if someone’s back is TIGHT

    • @SonnyGarcia11
      @SonnyGarcia11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@iacomplete_cyclepath9320 will it be difficult to get of your back?
      No it will be super easy barely a inconvenience

    • @zakcollins4665
      @zakcollins4665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh well okay then.

  • @Sjono
    @Sjono 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7748

    Can we just reflect on the fact Sony Pictures Animation won an Oscar over both Disney & Pixar

    • @gregx5096
      @gregx5096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +684

      Apparently the Wreck-It Ralph 2 folks had already gone ahead and made some product stickers assuming they were going to get the animation Oscar. Oops! 😂

    • @0urmunchk1n
      @0urmunchk1n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +441

      @@gregx5096 Oopsie!

    • @ThatGuy-y2c
      @ThatGuy-y2c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      Everyone in Hollywood feels sorry for Sony. Everything they do that isn’t basically done for them by Disney is garbage.

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@ThatGuy-y2c Done for them?

    • @ThatGuy-y2c
      @ThatGuy-y2c 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Alex Mizann These Spider-Man movies are made by Marvel/Disney. Sony brings. I thing but the movie rights. They’re using Disney writers, directors, actors and continuity. Sony couldn’t make a decent movie on their own, as decade after decade of flops and failures proves.

  • @gossamer999
    @gossamer999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "Villains are defenseless against story beats," is now my favorite line of any pitch meeting.

    • @julianojosoa2145
      @julianojosoa2145 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      The Joker : I don't have such weakness!
      Look what he did to Batman's side kicks.

  • @SourRobo8364
    @SourRobo8364 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6338

    ScreenJunkies: "It's impossible to make a funny skit making fun of Spider-Man: Into The Spider-Verse."
    Ryan: "Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience."
    HISHE: "Oh really?"

    • @theflash6755
      @theflash6755 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      ARC-77 Fordo best comment I have read so far lol

    • @mujiescomedy279
      @mujiescomedy279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      ARC-77 Fordo I like how the first 40 seconds... isn’t even really about the movie

    • @benm5913
      @benm5913 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Huh.

    • @nadiamozerhusain4259
      @nadiamozerhusain4259 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That crossover needs to happen.

    • @admechskitarii6967
      @admechskitarii6967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      ScreenJunkies: Why?
      HISHE: BECAUSE I’M B A T M A N!!!

  • @SAMIE2011ify1
    @SAMIE2011ify1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    "latching onto clouds is *TIGHT* "

    • @christopherwise9165
      @christopherwise9165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It sure is

    • @jpalantorio3577
      @jpalantorio3577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      got me so hard

    • @myndlink
      @myndlink 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@jpalantorio3577 getting hard over people latching onto clouds is TIGHT!

    • @HotPinkst17
      @HotPinkst17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@zpardus your suspension of disbelief is too powerful! With your powers to believe what film makers want you to believe you could save us all from devouring the light in this world with cynical noticing stuff skills and simple reasoning. Can you teach people to believe in the Easter bunny again or convince people Mr. Ed was a real talking horse or does your power only work for you?

  • @jeezyRteezy
    @jeezyRteezy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4092

    "Then they all attach their webs to clouds and swing away"😂😂😂😂

    • @B.Moore-Ready
      @B.Moore-Ready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      WOW!

    • @TheKittyDoggo
      @TheKittyDoggo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Like I've been wondering about that since i watched this movie at the theatre

    • @jamescancook808
      @jamescancook808 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😭😭

    • @dipanjanghosal1662
      @dipanjanghosal1662 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Latching onto clouds is TIGHT!

    • @Nasota99
      @Nasota99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@TheKittyDoggo They actually are attaching themselves to the comic's individual panels. Spider-Man's Spider-Sense (Literally Shown In The Movie) is effectively the calm sane version of Deadpools meta-self-awareness. Which is one reason why Deadpool is so fond of Spider-Man, not only are they kind of a known meta-'plutonic'-couple it's the fact that Spider-Man and Deadpool have a similar ability of awareness but Spider-Man's is much more restrained and under control of itself. Deadpool's is happening so fast and so often it is one of the critical reasons he is pretty much insane, he can't control it just like he can't control the cancerous cells that keep repairing, healing, and tearing his body apart. (On top of the fact Thanos literally banished him from death's realm of control). But yeah, the more you know.

  • @Skootavision
    @Skootavision 4 ปีที่แล้ว +411

    When you say ‘Hi it’s Ryan here’ my heart sinks each time. I’m too heavily invested in you actually being two people

    • @CaptainMisery86
      @CaptainMisery86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ryan is the 3rd twin

    • @Daxdax006
      @Daxdax006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yes, they should say “the Ryan’s”

    • @johngr1747
      @johngr1747 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @Yammenkow
      @Yammenkow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Into the ryan-verse

    • @devilmayclarify666
      @devilmayclarify666 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wow, accurate.

  • @byProvings
    @byProvings 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4569

    The most underrated reoccurring line is just "Oh my god".

    • @themetalmaniac1111
      @themetalmaniac1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      And wow wow wow

    • @Rvc546
      @Rvc546 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      And 'How Come'

    • @Daviancook
      @Daviancook 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      I like yeyaya and wow. Wowwowow

    • @EE-oh7kg
      @EE-oh7kg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Tom J. McCoy actually its super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Smingleflorp
      @Smingleflorp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I prefer the simple “Wow😊”

  • @OintmentNailhead
    @OintmentNailhead 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2113

    Alternate Ending:
    “Then Miles’s dad finds Miles’s uncle dead in the alley and tells all the cops to kill the Spider-Men whenever they get the chance.”
    “Oh my word that’s got to have a major role in the movie.”
    “Not really. All the other cops just ignore him.”
    “Ooo, ignoring policemen is TIGHT!”

    • @0ctopusComp1etely
      @0ctopusComp1etely 4 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      "I think you mean police *mans."

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@0ctopusComp1etely "That's not right"

    • @simmersfun2369
      @simmersfun2369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@Maxisamo1 “shut up you grammar natzi”

    • @stupidchannelwithstupidvid8750
      @stupidchannelwithstupidvid8750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@simmersfun2369 “Oh, I wouldn’t like being called that at all, please continue saying things wrong.”

    • @kevinseanzebua6342
      @kevinseanzebua6342 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao😂😂😂😂

  • @rachelthornton4442
    @rachelthornton4442 5 ปีที่แล้ว +815

    4:27 Penny mentioned that the suit is designed by her late father. Likewise, in the comics the suit takes on a few characteristics of her late father. She’s crying because the robot suit is her last piece of her father. Even though she redesigns and brings back the robot, the original robot was designed by her father; that’s something she can never get back.

    • @justinmore1387
      @justinmore1387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Rachie And The Waves exactly. I actually cried with her

    • @SladerPro
      @SladerPro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      That's great and all...but for the regular movie watcher that was a detailed missed...I knew that it was designed by her father, but we had no way of knowing this was the ONLY thing she had left....that was my biggest issue with the movie, we didn't spend enough time with the characters, Gwen, Miles and Peter B Parker we're the only three that we spent time with...I dunno, I would've appreciated an extra 20mins to the movie just for the characters to do more

    • @justinmore1387
      @justinmore1387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      SladerProductions when Aaron (Prowler) dies they all tell him who they lost as a driving factor (Uncle Ben, Peter) and for her: Her FATHER. Only miss it if you don’t pay attention.
      Mr. “regular movie goer”. Doubt you watch movies much if you ain’t know when to pay attention

    • @A.L888
      @A.L888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@justinmore1387 damn bro get off his back jeez

    • @snausages43
      @snausages43 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I guess Spider-Ham is very empathetic because he was crying despite barely knowing her or her father.

  • @catinsoup
    @catinsoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    “The average human swallows 8 spiders a minute” bruh

    • @ethanhill3929
      @ethanhill3929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      "average person eats 8 spiders a minute” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@ethanhill3929 Dud! 10,000 each day is only 7 spiders a minute
      For Spiders Georg to be a statistical error, given that the planet has 7.9 Billion people aka 7900000000
      Spiders Georg needs to eat: 632 Billion pr minut or 7280640 Billion pr day.
      Tho that is of course only if no one else is eating any spiders, that said I dont think it matters much as there's probably not anyone that can beat Spiders Georg spider eating... in fact lets see...
      A quick search tells me that Patu digua is the smallest spider at 1mg
      that's 0.000001 kg, and the average human body mass is 70 kilograms
      so Spiders Georg eats: 63200 kg per minute, or the mass of 902.86 human body's. O_o

    • @judebiwer5439
      @judebiwer5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@MouseGoat math is math

    • @cavemanlovesmoke4394
      @cavemanlovesmoke4394 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MouseGoat who's spider George?

    • @EphyStorm
      @EphyStorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@cavemanlovesmoke4394 The guy that eats all those spiders!

  • @ColtonG826
    @ColtonG826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +572

    "I hear killing Peter Parker is gonna be really big in 2018"
    LMFAO

  • @ZeebouSpace
    @ZeebouSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

    Taking a leap of faith is *TIGHT*
    And becoming a badass through a montage is *SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE*

    • @MidnightFox2189
      @MidnightFox2189 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Beautiful ❤️

    • @ZeebouSpace
      @ZeebouSpace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@fahim102 Thanks

    • @blazerocker1734
      @blazerocker1734 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We're gonna need a *mon-tage* . . . _mon-tage._

    • @adam-fx1
      @adam-fx1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ADVENTURE PLANET PICTURES lol 😂

    • @fahim102
      @fahim102 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ZeebouSpace No problem.

  • @kelsanggyudzhin2340
    @kelsanggyudzhin2340 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2250

    Peni Parker's robot suit was made by her father who passed away. Losing it was like losing a part of him; even if she was able to salvage/rebuild it, it would never be the same.
    At least, that was my interpretation of that.

    • @DeathGripper1337
      @DeathGripper1337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +230

      I'm gonna need you to get aaaaalll the way off their back about that

    • @ZaneKun33
      @ZaneKun33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      Wow wow wow, that's a very good answer, sir.

    • @georgedawson5621
      @georgedawson5621 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      You’re right, pretty sure that’s how the comic went

    • @samdayak427
      @samdayak427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Well she did mention that her did build it so I definitely see that being the reason

    • @samdayak427
      @samdayak427 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Well she did mention that her dad did build it so I definitely see that being the reason

  • @wherearethecrayons6533
    @wherearethecrayons6533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    Avatar The Last Airbender movie Pitch meeting:
    "So I hear you have a movie for me?"
    "No sir I don't"
    "Oh ok"
    The End
    edit: oml guys this wasn't even that funny

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Yeah because that movie doesn’t exist.

    • @gemstonepheonix9522
      @gemstonepheonix9522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Cartman4wesome what movie

    • @mockingspongebob773
      @mockingspongebob773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@Cartman4wesome what movie

    • @Cartman4wesome
      @Cartman4wesome 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Idk what movie either. Now excuse me, the Earth King has invited me to Lake Laogai.

    • @n8k812
      @n8k812 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Their is no Avatar the last Airbender movie in ba sing se

  • @michaela.webermann4141
    @michaela.webermann4141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    "Villains are defenseless against story beats"
    🤣😆🤣

    • @darrel7493
      @darrel7493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is the number one factor that causes villians to be defeated all the time. If some villain wants to be successful they really need to find a way around that.

    • @hawkname1234
      @hawkname1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      *cough cough* night king...

  • @sthemkhize8952
    @sthemkhize8952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    "Please continue being wrong about things"😂literally the sentence that ended my last relationship😂😂😂😂

  • @trailersforfun2669
    @trailersforfun2669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3795

    Winning Oscars are super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @Dimensioneer88
      @Dimensioneer88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Unless you're a superhero movie that is not Black Panther.

    • @brandonwei2430
      @brandonwei2430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      For Green Book.

    • @jmchez
      @jmchez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For, "The Shape of Water". Uggh!

    • @sociallyineptspider-man2366
      @sociallyineptspider-man2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      You just have to be rich, forty and most of the time white

    • @WizardOfArc
      @WizardOfArc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MNewsTime
    @MNewsTime 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    “We can do whatever we want, you’ve seen Rick & morty.” Lmao

    • @almostkanye
      @almostkanye 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Daxdax006
      @Daxdax006 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Loved it too

  • @CanItAlready
    @CanItAlready 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3320

    "The average human swallows eight spiders a minute" had me crying. 😂🤣

    • @Paul-ep2jy
      @Paul-ep2jy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      The was comedy gold for sure

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      spiders georg

    • @nickj7332
      @nickj7332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      It gets worse, too. That was based on the whole "the average human swallows 8 spiders while sleeping in their lifetime" statistic that was literally just made up.

    • @blabla1029384756
      @blabla1029384756 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@nickj7332 Made up, yes, and its wrong too. The number is almost certainly vastly higher.

    • @geminikutie6141987
      @geminikutie6141987 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@nickj7332 I'm glad at least one person knew this. It even shows how difficult it is to correct the damage of false statistics.

  • @tracyhollander3612
    @tracyhollander3612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    "Villains are defenseless against story beats." That is absolutely true. And I feel like we should apologize to them for that.

    • @openlink9958
      @openlink9958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *Thanos has entered the chat*
      *Thanos left the chat after the endgame*

  • @theaquinnwrites
    @theaquinnwrites 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1771

    "Why doesn't King Pin just shoot Miles first?" "Because he's the protagonist."

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Also spider-sense

    • @Defiring
      @Defiring 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      but Miles wasn't his target, he was looking for Peter, right?

    • @cymes82
      @cymes82 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SG WhoKnight Going by this logic, everyone should be immortal.

    • @shifttheshaman
      @shifttheshaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@4YrStasis I'm sure you mean "The Miles Tingle".

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@shifttheshaman Ha!

  • @sylviedabee
    @sylviedabee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Yeah the clock is ticking but he’s gotta look GOOD”😂👏🏻👏🏻

  • @elis.5350
    @elis.5350 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    I'm not gonna lie when i first saw the trailers for this movie i thought "well thats cute might be a decent time killer" then BOOM it honestly becomes in my opinion one of the best spiderman movies ever 10/10 would recommend!!!

    • @mister8765
      @mister8765 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yes me too! I pushed it to the end of my list! Only to then watch it and was completely blown away! By far the best and most clever out of all the Spider-Man movies!

    • @thatoneXman
      @thatoneXman 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Honestly expected it to be a one time thing, maybe sit back and relax, just have fun watching it. I didn't even like Spider-Man that much, so why not? It couldn't hurt, right?
      Several years later I'm creating my own 2D animations because of a love for the animation genre.

    • @blurgle9185
      @blurgle9185 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I honestly don't understand the appeal for spiderman. Is it narcissism? That people somehow identify themselves as him? He's the most boring and ridiculous character to ever pollute the zeitgeist. The animation was good but yet it pales in comparison to shows like Primal or Arcane.

  • @ASwallie65
    @ASwallie65 5 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Actually, in Mexico and many other Latin countries, people inherit both the father's AND mother's last name, putting the Father's first and mother's last (firstname-paternal-maternal), meaning Miles Davis Morales makes sense, as his mom is a Latina, and is not some "comic book naming scheme" joke.

    • @davidcarlton2513
      @davidcarlton2513 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Speedy gon Morales 😂😂

    • @samporter9785
      @samporter9785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Gotta love Spanish colonial naming. Makes it easier to keep track of their subjugated citizens.

    • @zufalllx
      @zufalllx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@samporter9785 Super easy...

    • @waytoohypernova
      @waytoohypernova 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Barely an inconvenience

    • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
      @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah my dad is Mexican so I took my mom and dad's last name

  • @OhioPuppy
    @OhioPuppy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    Ryan loses his edge just a tiny bit when he clearly LOVED the movie that he’s “pitching.”
    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    • @girvan7747
      @girvan7747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That movies great man

    • @darrel7493
      @darrel7493 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Well it is a lot easier to make fun of bad movies

    • @stillwatersrundeep001
      @stillwatersrundeep001 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah then it becomes good-natured nitpicking. I've noticed it in quite a few pitch meetings of great movies where there isn't really much to say but he has to make a video to be relevant.

  • @_TheCakeIsALie_
    @_TheCakeIsALie_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I just saw this movie again and i cried more then the past year together. This is such an amazing movie its crazy...

  • @matt_2334
    @matt_2334 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5331

    I just now realized that Miles Morales uses his mom’s last name Instead of his fathers because it’s an alternate dimension

    • @sniperflashgaming3868
      @sniperflashgaming3868 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

      I didn't realize

    • @old_romans
      @old_romans 5 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      I felt like they were just being consistent on the progressive trend of the movie.

    • @jonahyogman6282
      @jonahyogman6282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +610

      @@old_romans i feel like they dont want a character named miles davis. Miles davis is an extremely famous jazz musician.

    • @fangiscool1
      @fangiscool1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +273

      They want you to know he's latino

    • @diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977
      @diegoantoniorosariopalomin4977 5 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      No , his father wanted Miles to have a different surname than his uncle

  • @jonahglaves6653
    @jonahglaves6653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +990

    “Wasn’t Jefferson Davis the name of a confederate leader?” Had me dying! 😂

    • @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962
      @wesleyoldham-cartoonsandtv1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      "Jefferson Davis is going to say a couple of inspiring words, and that does the trick."
      "Jefferson Davis his father, or the Confederate president?"
      "His father."
      "Oh. That does makes more sense."

    • @TheNumbardar128
      @TheNumbardar128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      This is alternate dimension where a black man's name is Jefferson Davis !

    • @Historyguy-xu5ht
      @Historyguy-xu5ht 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Juxtaposition

    • @kellnola
      @kellnola 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yes, giving "inspirational" talks to a bound and gagged black kid

    • @protorhinocerator142
      @protorhinocerator142 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      And later, Nathan Bedford Forrest Gump will give a motivational speech.

  • @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331
    @llanfairpwlgwyngyll7331 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    4:26 - 4:28
    Have you never watched big hero 6?

    • @mikecabral2420
      @mikecabral2420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      How have they not done a big hero six pitch meeting?

    • @jdrmanmusiqking
      @jdrmanmusiqking 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "That was HIS mistake!"

  • @jacobhenrie-naffaa3723
    @jacobhenrie-naffaa3723 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Y’all made this joke about Jefferson Davis’ name and then in the sequel hella quietly just made his name Jefferson Morales 💀💀💀

  • @nnannaohuche6265
    @nnannaohuche6265 5 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Ryan my friend, you are the reason I'm on TH-cam 😂

    • @Josh-fv9ml
      @Josh-fv9ml 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This guy and any writers that help him are awesome! 10/10 always happy to see uploads for a new Pitch Meeting.

    • @kadendagoat6171
      @kadendagoat6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah Ryan is tight😂

    • @TheRobohobojoe
      @TheRobohobojoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only reason I'm still subbed to this channel.

  • @I0lcatz
    @I0lcatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

    "Please continue being wrong about things"
    "Oh I will"
    That's its, that's this whole series.

    • @TF2Fan101
      @TF2Fan101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      It’s like CinemaSins, except it’s more apparent that they’re being self-aware.
      Oh, and it’s entertaining.

    • @knightghost1782
      @knightghost1782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not true. Every pitch meeting has been right about every movie.

    • @stupidchannelwithstupidvid8750
      @stupidchannelwithstupidvid8750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Mcheetah you’re going to have to get ALLLLL the way off their back.

    • @TiMERZ
      @TiMERZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@knightghost1782 yes U right, they always right about all movie...

    • @ImperativeGames
      @ImperativeGames 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Mcheetah It can be both.

  • @fry4guy421
    @fry4guy421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    4:28 to answer that question I think it was sad because it was the last thing her father made before he died

  • @looniemoonie5955
    @looniemoonie5955 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Ryan, we NEED Across Spider-Verse Pitch Meeting!)

  • @LGapo
    @LGapo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    Anakin: 😑🤚 - Spider-Men
    Anakin: 😏👍 - Not just the Spider-Men, but the Spider-Women and the Spider-Children too

    • @theamethystwizard7871
      @theamethystwizard7871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Gappies underrated comment

    • @malakimproductions6096
      @malakimproductions6096 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @SimonBuchanNz
      @SimonBuchanNz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean "I slaughtered them, like spider-animals!"
      Padme: "... Umm, wait..."

    • @Cancoillotteman
      @Cancoillotteman 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Got a second to properly understand, great comment ^^
      I guess it must be because of sand. I don't like sand, it's coarse and rough and... wo wait, that comment is getting everywhere, doesn't it ?

    • @LGapo
      @LGapo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zacharie Guillerey It’s also very irritating* That’s not how the system works.

  • @parsnipguy2986
    @parsnipguy2986 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1175

    Spiderman: [exists]
    Thanos and Kingpin: I'm about to end this man's whole career...

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Spiderman: Exists
      Thanos and Kingpin: I'm about to end this man's whole career
      Father like mentors: I'm gonna stop you right there

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Spiders tend to have many many children, this one just so happens to have simply metaphorically sewed seeds that unlocked and gave life to heroic hearts instead of sewn his seed in a literal womb.

    • @WillOfMyD
      @WillOfMyD 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      & it's going to be super easy, barely an inconvenience!

    • @cosmicremix311
      @cosmicremix311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Spider-Man survives*
      Sony: Fine, I'll do it myself

    • @felicityguillen
      @felicityguillen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Disney and Sony: are you sure about that?

  • @silverhawking
    @silverhawking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    "I hear killing Peter Parker is gonna be very big in 2018"
    Too. Soon.

  • @davidecarusone3333
    @davidecarusone3333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +182

    I love how he had to skip 90% of the movie because there is so little to criticize, if you're not willing to nit-pick like crazy

    • @tmm4195
      @tmm4195 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yeah, I'm kind of surprised he did a pitch meeting on this. It's one of those movies that's very hard to make fun of lol

    • @seronimo__7735
      @seronimo__7735 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@tmm4195 It's a popular movie, of course he's gonna do a pitch meeting on it.

    • @tmm4195
      @tmm4195 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@seronimo__7735 I know it’s popular, but stick to the popular ones that are easy to make fun of lol. This video is fun, but it’s hard to find something about this movie to criticize unless you’re just nitpicking

    • @FaQueue
      @FaQueue ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fr goated movie. Only criticisms I agree with was how Gwen appeared before the portal opened and Kingpin just watching miles get up lol

    • @yusufsheikh6379
      @yusufsheikh6379 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@FaQueueshe got "blown into last week" as in she got there a week before the portal opened

  • @ysless6357
    @ysless6357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +505

    Ryan when carrying the entire Screen Rant channel
    "You're gonna have to get ALLLLLL the way off my back"

    • @Kainpound
      @Kainpound 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Besides pitch meetings I'm not even 100% sure what Screen rant actually does.

    • @KaijuPunch
      @KaijuPunch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Kainpound Superheroes, Pixar and Disney

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      he's the only reason i watch screen rant

    • @RapsCalorie
      @RapsCalorie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Also only here for Pitch Meeting.

    • @actuallystupidperson491
      @actuallystupidperson491 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “Ok I’ll get off that think”

  • @drlakshanasharma3862
    @drlakshanasharma3862 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    Killing Peter Parker is a big thing in 2018...
    I died laughing

  • @ultrastrike1797
    @ultrastrike1797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    Rewatching this movie so much it makes my friends and family worried about me is tight!

  • @ChicagoZ
    @ChicagoZ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the first time i heard "latch onto clouds and swing away" i had to stop the video. hysterical!

  • @emanuel6693
    @emanuel6693 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    Gwen Stacy is tight!

    • @Chimeraisbored
      @Chimeraisbored 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      That's a bit pedophilic

    • @kislayparashar
      @kislayparashar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Yup, she is... I mean her suit is...
      (A *Spectacular* Save)

    • @ultrastrike1797
      @ultrastrike1797 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      oh no

    • @LGapo
      @LGapo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RVN-Chimera Only if Manu CiFrusta is an adult

    • @samsamson9696
      @samsamson9696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i think she's 19

  • @davidjarkeld2333
    @davidjarkeld2333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    "please continue being wrong about things" lmao brilliant :)

  • @totalishnc
    @totalishnc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "so then they all attach their webs to clouds and swing away"
    LMAOOOO

    • @yewcraynian7915
      @yewcraynian7915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      And they attached the webs to the comic book panel frames. But it was still funny. "Latching on to clouds is tight!"

  • @weedeater8474
    @weedeater8474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    2:02 these are the real top secret names for those characters in order:
    2020
    The quiet kid
    Lonney toons rip-off
    Hentai
    The character that is only there to give information to the main character

  • @markparkinson6378
    @markparkinson6378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    5:20 Wow, I feel like getting some spiders to bite me right now!
    Getting bitten by spiders is tight!

    • @j4u947
      @j4u947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Living in Australia I feel that might not be the best course of action. But then again who doesn't wan't to probably die to maybe become spiderman

    • @markparkinson6378
      @markparkinson6378 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, I know. I was joking. And I live in Australia too. Aussie! Aussie! Aussie!

    • @j4u947
      @j4u947 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@markparkinson6378 Oi Oi Oi!

  • @himeanji8953
    @himeanji8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Ryan, you are the only reason I’m subscribed to Screen Rant your pitch meetings are TIGHT!
    👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽

  • @somewhatartsy7358
    @somewhatartsy7358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    Can you do one of these with kingsman

  • @crazyman7615
    @crazyman7615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    4:19 If you’re wondering why it’s sad Penny mentions that the robot suit was built by her father and later she mentions her father died so the suit is her biggest connection to her dead father

  • @amaracea
    @amaracea 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    “Spider-Man Spider: Into Spider, the Spider-Verse Spider”

    • @demanzanop
      @demanzanop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I scrolled down, because I knew someone take the time to type this. Thank you.

  • @obi-wankenobi7725
    @obi-wankenobi7725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    Revenge of the Sith or Attack of the Clones pitch meeting! Without them the archives would be incomplete...

    • @Detective_L
      @Detective_L 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Obi-Wan Kenobi did you need some assistance master Kenobi?

    • @depressionisgreat2571
      @depressionisgreat2571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hello there

    • @nemanjamiljevic8897
      @nemanjamiljevic8897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@depressionisgreat2571 General Kenobi

    • @franciscorendon2783
      @franciscorendon2783 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If an item does not appear in our records... it does not exist!

    • @chefcurry8983
      @chefcurry8983 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franciscorendon2783 I was just watching the movie and that scene and she was a jerk lol

  • @SilentJoey250042awsum
    @SilentJoey250042awsum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Story beats are also tight
    Along with Peter's VERY ADULT SIZE SUIT THAT MILES IS WEARING

    • @Jack1994hoo
      @Jack1994hoo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I asumed that it was a younger suit that aunt may had saved. After all Peter Became Spiderman when he was 16

    • @cullenlatham2366
      @cullenlatham2366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      or the mcu suit... they were in a spider cave.
      Also, elasticity.

  • @illuminati666
    @illuminati666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "please continue being wrong about things" is my new internet catchphrase
    Thanks Ryan ❤

  • @TEMSproductions
    @TEMSproductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Actually, the reason Miles finally controls his powers is cause he finally understands he doesn't need to be the way everyone tells him he needs to be in order to fill those expectations as Spider-Man, and as a student. His father tells him: This spark in you, it's yours, and you can do anything with it. Thats when he finally gets it: he can be great in his own way!

  • @castle9165
    @castle9165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    Get all the way off my back.
    Never got so many likes on my comment before! Thanks!

    • @atom104n
      @atom104n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      another phrase to be mentioned in future pitch meetings

    • @ishmakembu
      @ishmakembu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well Ok then

    • @fjgarcia3
      @fjgarcia3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AAAAAAAAALL the way off my back

    • @kadendagoat6171
      @kadendagoat6171 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oh........ I see
      hehehe

    • @davidnarnor9616
      @davidnarnor9616 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh well okaay then

  • @jpl9723
    @jpl9723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    "So then they all attached their webs to clouds and swing away" hahaha, best line for me! 😂😂😂

  • @eenix
    @eenix ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "Anybody can be spiderman"
    "As long as they get bit by the right spider"
    I believe the real writer watched this and smiled

    • @Kassadin10
      @Kassadin10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nope, Stan is gone

  • @brandongrazioso
    @brandongrazioso 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    A Sharknado pitch meeting would be *TIGHT*

  • @nkululekojali922
    @nkululekojali922 5 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Well than get allllllllllllllll the way off my back.😂😂

  • @stephenchoi4349
    @stephenchoi4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    This was one of the few movies I think actually lived up to the hype. The story was fun and solid but left enough loose ends for the audience to chase after a sequel and spin-offs, the graphics were absolutely incredible, and the audio was on point from beginning to end.

    • @samuelperezgarcia
      @samuelperezgarcia ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And the sequel also lived up to the hype

    • @moon7shinev150
      @moon7shinev150 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don’t even get me started on how amazing the sequel was

    • @immaculatamwanja6412
      @immaculatamwanja6412 ปีที่แล้ว

      they left us hanging in the sequel😭😭

  • @xtentasticx
    @xtentasticx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    4:15 the suit was built by her father (Peni's 'uncle ben') who died, so the suit being destroyed and left behind is symbolic of her losing her last connection to her real father/family.

  • @arcticlemonade1095
    @arcticlemonade1095 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Winning an Oscar and golden globes is super easy , barely an inconvenience... but getting a pitch meeting is tight !

  • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
    @ComicWriter-ml3qt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    4:35 I’m assuming kingpin was just shocked at how a smaller spider man managed to take the same hit that killed the original

  • @carsonyoder580
    @carsonyoder580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Please do Pirates of the Caribbean franchise pitch meeting!

  • @grandmasterscott
    @grandmasterscott 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fun fact: the spider that bit Miles and Peter wasn't radioactive. It was infused with a serum made by Oscorp to recreate the Super Soldier Serum

  • @michaellyden2580
    @michaellyden2580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    You neglected to mention the End Credits Pointing!

    • @cell9899
      @cell9899 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Michael Lyden this made me sad

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ryan probably didn't stick around for the end credits, since it wasn't an MCU movie. His mistake!

  • @mythmage8231
    @mythmage8231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

    "How come?"
    "Because"
    "That works"

    • @ministerc9513
      @ministerc9513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Because" is considered the most influential word in the English lexicon. It is funny here but it is the most effective way to influence someone to believe in what you are saying. Why? Because.

    • @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095
      @qalbi-s_Ahnfy2095 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ministerc9513 Ahahahaha

  • @a.t.3192
    @a.t.3192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    "Villains are defenseless against story beats" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ryanm5852
      @ryanm5852 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Thanos:I wouldn’t be to sure about that

  • @Not-Valid
    @Not-Valid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    “Latching onto clouds is tight!”

  • @Spyke7ful
    @Spyke7ful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +467

    Spider-Man's Uncle: *Exists*
    Bad guy: I'm about to end this man's whole career

    • @lukasferrell4290
      @lukasferrell4290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Poseidon Z I'm about to end this man's whole uncle

    • @zan239
      @zan239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm about to start this man's whole career

    • @liavhanegbi2729
      @liavhanegbi2729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bad guy: IMMA BE THIS MAN CAREER

    • @bazilda
      @bazilda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The answers made this comment progresivelly more epic. Kudos.

    • @ymaye9103
      @ymaye9103 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Life

  • @MoshMob
    @MoshMob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +136

    PLEASE DO A BACK TO THE FUTURE TRILOGY PITCH MEETING!!

    • @iluvyunie
      @iluvyunie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      John Mulaney did this as part of his act, look up Mulaney back to the future :)

  • @kevin_parkerson
    @kevin_parkerson 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "The average human swallows 8 spiders a minute so there's gotta be some around here."
    "That's not the statistic"
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @spds488
    @spds488 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "anyone can be spiderman as long as you get bit by the right spider"
    bro predicted the plot twist in atsv

  • @briansmithbeta
    @briansmithbeta 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    4:27 The suit is sad because it’s the last thing her dad built for her before he died. At least that’s what I took from it.

  • @LordEpos
    @LordEpos 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    0:40 Believe it or not, this is intentional. Miles Morales is a character from the ultimate marvel timeline, where, though they never draw attention to it, everyone's last name comes from their mother's side, but the husband doesn't take the wife's name. For instance, Magneto, Eric Lensherr, has two kids with Isabelle Maximoff, and their names are Wanda & Pedro maximoff, or Peter Parker's aunt is is mom's sister, instead of uncle ben being his dad's brother. Not sure why nobody talks about this, it's really neat imo :3

    • @vizh
      @vizh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is a pretty neat touch for an alternate universe. And really, it makes more sense than family names coming from the father... There's never really a question about whether a baby is related to its mother or not, while with fathers familial bloodlines are much more suspect.

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      It kind of is questonable of the baby doesn't like the mom, and if there was no question, then why does the kid also need to be named after them

    • @adinakruijssen3056
      @adinakruijssen3056 ปีที่แล้ว

      Apparently the comics explained it a couple years ago - miles' paternal grandfather was a bad, abusive person, so miles' dad preferred miles take his mom's (untarnished, in his eyes) name instead.

    • @LordEpos
      @LordEpos ปีที่แล้ว

      @@adinakruijssen3056 Yeah, I suppose now that he's moved to the 616 universe he needs an explanation for that.

  • @Ninjomaa
    @Ninjomaa 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    "Get aaaaallll the way off my back"
    Man this guy is just so funny 😂

    • @DashBolt
      @DashBolt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's gotta be hard being this funny
      Actually it's super easy. Barely an inconvenience!

  • @bfmdsm2020
    @bfmdsm2020 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    It's impressive how good Ryan is at making literal masterpieces look like garbage

    • @tofu866
      @tofu866 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Nah he just gave out the plot holes that the movie had

  • @sagebauland4276
    @sagebauland4276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    2:30 when they first opened the collider they opened five random dimensions. Because of that the spider DNA attracted the spider people of each dimension opened so it wouldn’t just grab 5 random peter Parkers

  • @blur7491
    @blur7491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:14 Actually, there was a news report that said that Spider Man saved a guy during an earthquake, which is resulted from the collider. That means there were earlier tests, and Spider Gwen came from it. *Put down glasses*

    • @bluelilac17
      @bluelilac17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wait, how did Spider Gwen come from the earlier tests when it was the test during the fight that Spider-Blonde put his DNA in?! BOOM!

    • @lacyholloway4908
      @lacyholloway4908 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      bluelilac17 it being a test run and all it’s highly plausible that she was just sucked into the universe. Like in the finale buildings, cars, and other debris are being sucked in, because it had become unstable. It’s possible that during a trial run they accidentally brought stuff back without their knowledge

  • @averymillar6138
    @averymillar6138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    You guys totally should do a pitch meeting for John Wick

    • @bulb_blub
      @bulb_blub 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yess!!

    • @gamehood7751
      @gamehood7751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then kills the mobs kid surrounded by sniper
      Can’t they see him coming or recognize the voice
      Nope it’s easy barely an inconvenience

    • @gamehood7751
      @gamehood7751 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks I didn't think people would get it
      @akshay Viswambharan

  • @___David__
    @___David__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    In Spain and some Spanish speaking countries, it's the mother's name that comes last, not the father's.
    Miles Morales has spanish heritage so, naturally, he uses his mother's name last.

    • @elsabiomac5938
      @elsabiomac5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I was thinking the same thing

    • @threenumbnuts
      @threenumbnuts 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I mean his name would be Miles Davis Morales with Morales as his second last name (apellido). But anytime you shorten someone's name to just one apellido, it's always the first one. He'd still be Miles Davis.

    • @nesir8
      @nesir8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      The in-universe answer is that the father doesn't want Miles to be tied to his criminal past so Miles took his mother's last name.

    • @dpedreno
      @dpedreno 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Came to the comments looking for this.

    • @nesir8
      @nesir8 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@noneofurbusinesss6761 he was a cop in the comics version as well

  • @njnjhjh8918
    @njnjhjh8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +455

    I desire a Spider-Gwen spinoff with all my heart

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Are you sure it's your heart? Lol

    • @njnjhjh8918
      @njnjhjh8918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@geekymetalhead5112 Also my nostalgia, she reminds me a lot of spiderman from the animated series in the 90s (there's this Marvel Rising or something featuring other lesser known heros, also basing it on that). Aesthetically I love the hoodie on her costume. Oh, you mean because she's hot!

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@njnjhjh8918 honestly, my guess was it's because she's a hot animated character.

    • @4YrStasis
      @4YrStasis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@geekymetalhead5112 voice by a hot actress

    • @ansixi4194
      @ansixi4194 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Pretty sure he said that cause it's rumored spiderverse 2 is gonna be about her and the spiderwomen

  • @jasonmcginty6719
    @jasonmcginty6719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    "Oh, I don't like being called that at all. Please, continue being wrong about things."
    Legit lol'd at that.

    • @brandenh4313
      @brandenh4313 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      sounds like a certain president of ours

  • @willowdove6703
    @willowdove6703 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “Villains are defenseless against story beats” I’m crying

    • @n0ame1u1
      @n0ame1u1 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's a canon event

  • @jimbosnice
    @jimbosnice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    BECOMING A MOVIE SNOB? "SUPER EASY, BARLEY AN INCONVENIENCE" THANKS TO THESE PITCH MEETINGS!! 😹

  • @themythicalfenyx1712
    @themythicalfenyx1712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    0:46 Keyword: USUALLY
    My father got his last name from my grandmother unlike my aunts and uncles
    Naming people after their mom is TIGHT

  • @SarahBaird-io2tn
    @SarahBaird-io2tn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    "So you have a movie for me?"
    "No sir, I don't"

  • @ihaeklag5284
    @ihaeklag5284 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    The kingpin watching is the same energy as the monsters waiting for the power rangers to suit up

    • @thepaperninja3123
      @thepaperninja3123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Or thanos waiting for the avengers to assemble

  • @yonko7401
    @yonko7401 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Finally I’ve been waiting for this video