Honestly man it’s funny because it’s true customers are idiots I used to work in hospitality as a chef and dietary requirements are the worst. There was one guy who said he was lactose intolerant and he orders a butter chicken curry and said he could have butter 🙄 if you’re lactose then I’m CR7. The customer is always right, apart from when they’re wrong. Which is all the time! Lol anyways love your content man! Eye lids blinking with parkinsons 🤣🤣
I worked in blockbusters and a famous page 3 girl came in with her, I got her videos filled up a bag with popcorn, ice cream chocolate the works... she was stood their trying to give her money... we were having none of that 🤣🤣
Good to see you back on the grind B but I suspect you're one of them Harlesden bres who used to come to Kilburn to check gal and make bare noise when they went on stush. Tell me I'm lyin?
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"The only thing your beating tonight is your chest fam, and thats to call your family members" ABSOLUTE BANGER 😭😭
miguel_mcfarlane 👊🏾
Expressions is the funniest football TH-camr and it's not even close lol
Facts!!! He needs his own show, it would go off!!!!!!
Funniest TH-camr period☝🏿🔥
Agreed
"U can't grow fam lessa dat" 😁😂🤣🤣
Employees turning into customers as soon as immigration came through 😂😂😂😂
Who else wished they’d work with expressions late night at asda, every night comedy gold😂🙋🏾♂️
I worked nights with this dude. I can confirm he gets more chicks than a farmer 😂
Working nights in general looool
@@Blake_J He talks like this 24/7 its not just a TH-cam personality LOL. He once got underpaid and marched the manager to the ATM 😂😂😂
Can you even call it work lool
@@kebabs4abs838 NOOO WAYYYYYY LMAOOOOOO
Funny af, u should do more non football content its peeeeeaakkkk
@TheGooners11 no doubt 💪
So peak means anything then, good or bad.
Even though ur Tottenham, gotta admit, the way u tell stories and ur banter is unreal 🤣
JJ Allow Him 🥂
“Looking like an Arab Jimmy Hart.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Nah man you are too much fam 😂😂😂😂
"shooters!? You're a walking vasectomy! You ain't shootin nothin!" OH MY DAYS! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Gypsey George, Nigerian Jax, Party Gyal and 5'6 Blockbuster Guy are the dislikes!!🤣🤣🤣
We must say protect Expressions at all costs .. This guy is too funny 😂😂😂😂
Man said a black Tommy dreamer 😂😂😂 man has too many one liners 😂😂😂
ECW😂😂😂😂😂
Man has nuff wrestling references 😂😂
Genuinely hilarious great word play and a lot of fun, good on ya. From an Arsenal Fan.
expressions got more arsenal fans than spurs fans out ere lmao
Cause Expressions makes up 50% of their fan base in the stadium it’s full of Koreans going to see son loool
blagden 123 fa cup champs mate 😘😘
@@leonwilliams3221 lmao glory hunters
Bruuvvv you need to start standup😂😂😂😂😂😂
Expressions on FIRE!!! We don't deserve you, funniest active youtuber for SURE!!
I'm not a drill rapper, I'm not incriminating myself in anything!!😂😂😂
"When you are fat and go to the gym and only do arms" 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 peakkkk
Nahhhh this video was so funny I forgot u was a spurs fan 😂😂😂😂
TheGooners11 i do
Trust.. I do too.. COYG
Like if Expressions is the funniest football fan
6:18: *SHE WAS HuGGGGEEE* 😂😂
"I said shooters? You're a walking vinsectamy!" LMAOOOO! 😆
“I drew more Gyal then Pablo Picasso fam“ 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 EXPRESSIONS.... STOP IT!!!
I'm a gooner my G, I'm not meant to be laughing at spurs mans jokes, you know them way there?
“Pulled apart like some black cheese strings”😂😂😂😂
Harlesdens own Eddie Griffin.
X you are special 👊🏾
I don’t know what I just watched but it deserves a like
I swear expressions should do stand-up comedy he'll make hella Ps 😂😂😂
That whole bit with the 5 ft 6 arab guy was too joke. I was legit on the floor laughing after that.
The struggle is real ..
Love it man, cause you keeping it real for sure
That's why I went to nights fam. No customers. No managers. Left to my own devices and Hella neck-back from the polish gyal 😎
do more content about your history, its too good
Expression might be the funniest guy on earth🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
His wrestling references are to funny 😂🤣🤣
Blockbuster veterans, thank you for your service
Expressions Should Be On 100k + Subs His Too Funny!
Arsenal fan.. Hate spurs till I die but gotta love expressions.. Proper funny geezee
ayo bruhhhh you got some funny ass stories. more of this
Without, doubt the BEST thing I've seen in 2019 better than "Endgame" & the latest Chappelle Netflix Special "Sticks & Stones".
TH-cam 5 Star Gold.
"your walking vacectomy man, you shooting blanks"...😂🤣🤣🤣 this is genius
X files are my favourite part of your show
More the X Files! I love em!
I’m a gunner but Ex u 1 of da funniest bruddahs I’m dying.
Darn, really hard not to like this guy and his funny content. Up the Arse.
This was too funny can't play fifa while watching this comedy gold
Talent is Oozing from you and your brother.
you know what...when it comes to Expressions..f**k football. guy is family! pure joke.. Love all day blud. Arsenal fan 😂👊🏽
Frfr any rival fan can appreciate serious banter blud Ex is something else😂😂😂
Yes I’ve been waiting for this 🙏🏻🥳
This guy cant just talk normal can he i LOVE IT haha
Honestly man it’s funny because it’s true customers are idiots I used to work in hospitality as a chef and dietary requirements are the worst. There was one guy who said he was lactose intolerant and he orders a butter chicken curry and said he could have butter 🙄 if you’re lactose then I’m CR7. The customer is always right, apart from when they’re wrong. Which is all the time! Lol anyways love your content man! Eye lids blinking with parkinsons 🤣🤣
Just found out bat ur channel loving it even though you can't complete a sentence with out fam or bludd 😁😂
Bro i love your videos man, legit makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face, keep doing your ting my guy 💯👊
Can't believe u dropped his name 😂😂 when u asked for proof of pics it became a crime scene 💀😂😂
this needs a part 2
Ahh Expressions you made my day!😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
We all need an EX file every day - funniest show on TH-cam
"Walking vasectomy" 😂😂
I worked in blockbusters and a famous page 3 girl came in with her, I got her videos filled up a bag with popcorn, ice cream chocolate the works... she was stood their trying to give her money... we were having none of that 🤣🤣
Grammar dead!
Looking like an Arab Jimmy Hart🤣🤣🤣🤣 Expressions cracks me up all the time👊🏾
😂🤣😂 @ 6:50 - between turning away and back she look like she put on weight.....laughed so hard I think I woke up the house!
Too much word play to shout out one! Best one yet 😂
bro im not even joking, how do you not have your own show on netflix.
How expressions hasnt found work in wrestling is beyond me, this man would do madness at a local british promotion
Expressions is the GOAT.
Dis guy is fire
No homo😂😂😂💥🔥👊🏾
I really don’t fuck with you because you support spurs🙅🏾♂️ but I fuck with you cause you are the realist!! These stories killed me 🤣🤣MOREEEE MAN
Hahaha oozing kills it 💯🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yoo I'm dieing at work with this guyyyy...
Like when people come up to you and say do you work here so tempted to say no I'm going to a fancy dress party
Working nights at Asda was like Comedy Gold 👀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Clicked faster than Rio Ferdinand runs when he hears there's a drug test coming up. JUS KNOWW
Peakkkkkk
My girl was winking so much, i thought her eyelids had parkinsons...I'm dead
Same, but really wanted a Harry Winks pun in there too.
All I wanna know is when is part two coz am looking forward to that. 😄😄🤣🤣😉😉
Big up the man who remember Woolworths
I got caught stealing from there, but they didnt know about eveything I had and I still made it out with some CDs. :D
Love your videos but this has to be your best video yet couldn't stop laughing watching this too fucking funny
Ex, seriously, you are gold fam😂
Mate the only yid I tolerate your fucking hilarious X. My G 👊🏼🔴
Servicing the customer. 😂
Diss man keeps on dishing out roasts like its nothing 😂😂😂
This guys got more patter in one line than yanks do in full on comedy shows bruv 🤣🤣
Funniest geezer on TH-cam Hahahahah one of the only few who makes me genuinely laugh out loud
LMAOOOO I swear if I was british I'd wanna be Expressions, he's TOO fucking hilarious
Tears rolling , too funny !
Funnier then ANYONE on Filthyfellas hope you make it, Got the 1 liners on lock but Lowe Lambeth tho ha
we need EX on FilthyFellas. Him and Specs together lol
Good to see you back on the grind B but I suspect you're one of them Harlesden bres who used to come to Kilburn to check gal and make bare noise when they went on stush. Tell me I'm lyin?
🤣🤣🤣"Out of there faster than a Muslim at an EDL March!"🤣🤣🤣
You are the only Tottenham fan that i like
Been waiting for this bruh!
Love this series
Bruh, ya killing it!
Can't believe as an Arsenal fan i've just subscribed to a Spurs fan.....
Love this video ❤❤❤
Why hasn’t any comedy production unit plucked Expression, he’s ppppeeaakkkk.....
This clip had bars on bars 🤣🤣
You are a legend my Tottenham brother
Im done man said Arab Jimmy Hart😂😂😂😂😂😂
Keep these coming G 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its 1:40. I'm trying so hard not to laugh to wake up my parents lol
Brilliant video. You should do stand up comedy
This guys way too funny to be a spurs fan.