Britain's Worst Take To The Streets | The Russell Howard Hour Compilation
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"Shut the fuck up and have a cup of tea" should be on a bumper sticker! 🤣🤣
I would proudly display that bumper sticker 😂
Yes, you have to make this as merch bumper stickers
"That is what makes you British!" It also makes you pretty Canadian, too! But, to be fair, Canada was Britain's child that moved out by asking politely... 😂😂
Does that make america the weird uncle that moans about brown people and cries about missing the good old days?
@@jimbo_1312 Nah.
America is the teenager complaining about everything and making out that their parent is the worst in the world, while the parent questions what the hell went wrong with this one when their other kids have turned out ok. (Canada & Australia).
America is teenager who had an almighty screaming match with the parents and stormed out the house.
They barely noticed when NZ did (late child syndrome and all...) 😂
Australia is just the child that we don't really want to talk about or check their behaviour too closely.
Anyone offended by a woman breastfeeding her child in a public space simply needs to respectfully look away. It's that simple. 🤷♂️
why would someone be looking anyway? these people are just weird.
@@sorh I think that sometimes, people aren't looking deliberately, their eyes just land in the wrong place. Which is fine, none of us can help that. What we can **all** help, is continuing to look when our gaze is so obviously unwelcome.
Sometimes a kid's gotta eat. There's something seriously wrong with anyone who finds that offensive.
I think "look away if you don't like it" is such a terrible argument, especially if you use it with a lot of other examples or scenarios. But I do think it's okay to breastfeed a baby in public
@@LangVEVO The point is that while everyone has the right to be offended by anything, they don't have the right to impose their sensibilities on others. So yeah, averting their eyes is their only option. They can rant about it later, in private, with like-minded people who are inexplicably upset by the sight of something normal and natural.
Obviously, this argument doesn't apply to scenarios in which someone is being harmed and there's a responsibility to intervene. 🤷♂️
"were underpayed but work as our moral duty" huh, almost like MP's should be payed less so that they have a moral duty and not pockets and ideals to fulfil
I worked in a care home for people with dementia before retiring and her words resonated.
I still miss my amazing colleagues (including a lot of teenage girls and a few lads, we still have incredible young people in our country). I miss the residents but sadly and inevitably, many have passed on, and those remaining will have forgotten me.
I had so many memories, so many laughs, and great banter with residents who are less affected. One in particular had a wicked sense of humour and caught me out with a joke.
I think of some residents as friends. I see them on Facebook in activities or on trips out.
"Moral duty" seems a bit pretentious, but certainly a duty to residents and to their relatives who trust us to care for those they love.
MPs should be on the minimum wage.
@@floydatwork They are on net zero. You cannot pretend you do not know.
I hate to be **that** person but it's 'paid' not 'payed'.
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My mum was a district nurse for 43 years and I'm fairly sure she didn't earn 26000 a year, but if she'd not been in her job I'm half convinced the whole NHS would have collapsed years ago
Russell you absolute gem . you made me cry with laughter in this ridiculous world
He is brilliant isnt he!, i saw his live show last year and met him after and he gave me a hug after hearing how his comedy made me stop self harming❤
Yes! Me too! Thank you Russel, I needed that badly!
Hi Russell, British Muslim here... I love your comedy, and I think you're brilliant, I don't necessarily agree with some things or topics that you highlight (including your atheism), but last time I checked we live in a lovely, diverse society where freedom of speech is one of the aspects that makes us great here in the United Kingdom.. so good on you and keep us laughing in a good way. Love it!! Thanks and by the way I don't want to "scone" anyone to death.. Hahaha!!
Watch out for Theresa May from bogmer, I heard she's dangerous 🤣
At least we've now heard of her! Without Russell we might never have seen Trump's comment.. Now we can share it!
The joke was in reference to Nadia as she's a baker. Buddhist girl here wishing you and yours much love 💞
10:59 I did the maths and it turns out that only 1.014 million of those people can actually work lol, that’s quite a lot less than she’s making it out to be 😂
Haha, yup, I did the math too…
She’s saying it’s 12.61% of the UK population. It’s actually 1.5%!
They lie. It's what they do.
I'm going to go out on a limb & say that a fair bit of those are also disabled in some way, but because they aren't actually at death's door right that moment, the DWP has said that they're fit to work.
No matter that employers won't have them on, as they're too unreliable to come into work every day of the week...
Most of them have been out on the streets this week....
I'm retired, but I would love a paid job to boost my pension. No one wants me, because I'm not as fast as I used to be in walking, and they're scared I'll keel over or something.
My cousin was desperate to work, but no one wanted him because he had a guide dog (he eventually had an unpaid job at the CAB).
If the Tories wanted to get the disabled and older people back to work, they would force bigger employers to engage a percentage of them.
The fact that this is a re run shows how sad this is. These plums have been here for ages
Silent majority, deal w it.
Woman breast feeding in public does make me feel embarrassed but that`s my problem not theirs
one of the best comments here, the self-awareness is excellent
Why would it make you uncomfortable. Unless you’re a perv.
Why would it make you feel embarrassed? It doesn’t affect you in any way, and it’s completely natural.
Same here. I'm 67, It's just the way we were brought up.
On the other hand, if I noticed someone breastfeeding, I would look away.
It's like using the gents. We're all trying to pretend we don't notice the other guys
@@realitybreath4647If you saw a man urinating into a drain on the High Street, would you feel the same? It's completely natural and it's not affecting you, after all 😂
We need him back on our screens
@@moniqueengleman873 According to IMDB, not a whole lot. That's unfortunate. D=
@@LaylaSpellwind thanks!😊
@@moniqueengleman873 Happy to help. ^_^
@@moniqueengleman873he does a really good podcast and tours across the world.He just doesn’t really do tv anymore,i mean the odd appearances now and again on a panel show but that’s pretty much it.And I think he mentioned on his podcast that he’s just had a child so maybe that’s why he doesn’t seem to be doing much nowadays.(replying to both users)
@@Itsembish. thanks for the update!!
Come on, Russell! Give us something new! We're counting on you! We NEED you! Step up, mate!
You write fresh hilarious stuff at the level his fans desire. Its not that easy to keep up. Or prove me wrong.
He is leading the edl
@@Harmuthkuthanapalithi says the EDL member
Watching the far right thugs weeping like little girls in the dock is as funny as anything Russell could come up with, all respect to RH
@@neilgodwin6531 agreed!!👍🤣
All work is honorable work ❤
No it's not people literally try and scam people out of money as a "job" so no not all work is honourable.
@freddiejohnson6137 not what I ment & I think you knew that
Except working at GBNews 😂
I know what you mean, though
I love Linda ❤
I agree with the message. But this lazy repackaging and reuploading of old segments from years ago is so grubby. Deceptively titled videos to make people think this is new content about the recent events in the UK. I don't know any prominent TH-cam channels that are this blatant with recycling their old content over and over again. People need to see this for what it is and vote it down.
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Agree
Oh Relax! There is new content. The podcasts. No one is telling you how to do your job. Yes it would be great to have new comedy about recent events. But there's no need to vote anything down. Get a life!
To be fair a lazy upload package that doesn’t actually have any new content is as British as it gets
Wrongly titled this is not from 3 days ago but uploaded 3 days ago .. old episode yrs old .. ran out of content!?
I've been a huge fan of Russell Howards for about 8yrs. He's definitely in my Top 10 list of Favorite Stand-Up Comedians!!! 😂
Regime puppet
Boris Johnson’s English got me 💀
Brilliant. Half my family speak Bristolian not English.
My new slogan … “shut the F up and have a cup of Tea.” ….. perfect…..
A well timed reminder, Russ 🎉😂❤
I actually agree with the speaking English part though, not just to be able to navigate the new society you're in, but also to make sure you don't get taken advantage of, especially from your employer.
I'd be a bit cautious of the testing though. There's some bad history around English tests being used as a stealthy form of educational filter. The tests will use the most formal of English, and throw in enough obscure words to make sure that only those of a suitable respectable educational background can pass.
A lot of the time, living in the country that you want to learn the language of is a good way of learning the language. Plus, the usebof technology can help them until they are fluent, and can help with uncommon/field specific terms.
What like we do in spain lol
India ?
Afghanistan?
France ?
Bigot
During its history, the United Kingdom's forces (or forces with a British mandate) have invaded, had some control over or fought conflicts in 171 of the world's 193 countries that are currently UN member states, or nine out of ten of all countries.
How dare you
Nice to see you back! Many people and I missed you!!!
We hope, really, that one day, the lovely UK will be back, and wont be playing the lonely depressing gig they have done since more than a decade
No visas for low skilled workers but when you come to England you'll have to find some cause we're not going to honor your degrees!!!
Old content but much of it still relevant.
Great humour,great message
Excellent show thanks.
Facts you say it Russell Haword
Bravo Russell 👏..seriously we'll said to ALL ! 🫶.
eeeerm i thought this was going to be him you know talking about all the riots going on in the uk this is just a collection of his past content.
the show isn't active on TV
He isn’t filming new stuff atm
Ave a Proper Gander at this.....
I thought he did a special
"Those beaker folk, coming over here with there novel ceramics!"
Got the reference 😅
Well done son.God bless you.🤲🤲🤲🤲🙏🙏🙏❤️
This is old but Gold ❤😂
As an ex Legal secretary pretty sure they make way over 25k.... my old public sector company though... way below that
The NHS has severe problems we all know about that, the US health care system is way more complex to describe. If you have good insurance, you are likely in great shape, best medical care in the world perhaps, far better than the UK. But if you do not have health insurance (30% of population perhaps) you have very little or no care. Even if you have okay insurance, it can run away from you, cancel you or just refuse to pay for service. And if you have to pay for the insurance yourself, it can be shockingly expensive esp if you have preexisting conditions. So yeh it is kind of broken.
"Pretty" Patel probably wasn't thinking of MPs when she said that there are over 8 million economically inactive people in Britain
Perfect timing in posting this. Thank you!
You didn't see these people coming out when the tories shafted them of billions of pounds through fast track ppe gear but they would rather blame other people for there shit
exactly, migrants have nothing to do with the downfall of the UK i just wish the citizens could understand the actual issue
@@内田朝陽-e6h The Government and Certain migrants are to blame.
Instead of housing people on waiting lists/homeless/veterans they house people that came here illegally on boats who are almost entirely men aged 20-30 and not from war torn countries.
Instead of building new homes for locals they build overpriced housing for foreigners and build cheaper housing that are then used to house "Asylum seekers" [look at Cardiff] at the British tax payers expense
"Asylum seekers" are given priority health care whilst Brits who paid into the system have to wait hours to be seen to, my grandmother had to wait over 8 hours in the ambulance before getting seen to!
"Asylum seekers" are given free public transport which they frequently use to come into rural areas like my village and commit crime [they've tried breaking into my home, tried robbing me at work, harrassed children outside the school and robbed the charity shop]
"Asylum seekers" are given free priority dental care, when myself and others have been on a waiting list for a dentist.
"Asylum seekers" smuggle firearms throughout Europe [theres numerous videos of them shooting Fully automatic rifles and belt fed machine guns in France], more recently one was photographed brandishing an AKS-74u in Rochdale.
"Asylum seekers" get away with committing crimes, police never show up whenever myself and others have reported their crimes I have even had to chase one away with an axe because no police came to help!
These people film themselves coming to the UK illegally for free handouts and for "White girls" they even make top 5 lists on youtube on what countries to illegally migrate to.
@@内田朝陽-e6hthey are part of the problem, they dont integrate and bring religious violence, horrible crimes and they hate us, they aim to chamge our culture ro be like theirs, all politicians need to go but to say migrants have nothing to do with the downfall of western society is ridiculous
@@内田朝陽-e6h Bullshit, stop lying. The migrants are here BECAUSE of the gov you muppet.
1:57 ball smashing at its best
Thank u for using ur platform to spread the message of peace ✌️❤
Russel Howard is my spiritual leader.
Russel Howard for PM
8:44 Waiting for a waiter for 4 days 😂
Russell Howard showed a clip where you have to speak English when you come to Britain he should have added why and why none of the border forces and airport customs all speak English and none of them can't speak any other languages except English and have to phone a friend which is an interpreter
Brilliant 😂 and so on point
Love it! ❤
now they let anyone in...
I agree with the last sentence ... 🤣🤣 I wish everyone would.
Considering most Islamic countries have known nothing but war and bloodshed and loosing family members I don't think we have anything to complain about.
Well it’s all because most of them countries are full of resources
Crusaders were peaceful
We're not an Islamic country ................ yet.
HE IS FUNNY AND MAKES A GREAT POLITICAL POINT
Love your content ❤❤❤❤
So do but a shame it’s at least five years old.
Insightful and funny.
Miss you Russell
The mo farah m one got me laughing 😂😂😂😂
I love u , I cried with laughter 🤣
Thanks for putting her in her place
Tbh the american health care system is better than ours right now, thats why i had my medical work done there.
The headline was in praise of EU workers' contribution. THAT'S NOT AND NEVER HAS BEEN THE PROBLEM.
Brilliant love watching your programs
There is a cartoon of a neanderthal with long arms in a t-shirt with the Union Jack flag on the front going into the Britain First HQ, and on the doorstep is written "Mind your knuckles".
I have that somewhere, brilliant!
It's great that we have the freedom to lampoon in this country.
@@PP-bw8igNeanderthals? You'd be surprised by what the Neanderthals did for us European and Asian folk.
I have Neanderthal DNA, as do many of the European and Asian people alive now.
I believe that East Asian people have the most Neanderthal DNA, and I trust this remark isn't aimed at them.
I do hope, of course, that you are being ironic and don't actually subscribe to the awful outdated view of the Neanderthals as simply sub-human brutes.
To compare modern humans to this outdated and odious image is, frankly, ridiculous.
That would be....ooh....what's the word I'm looking for when you disparage an ethnic group based on their unalterable characteristics?
NB Knuckle walking is, of course, an evolutionary adaption used by our distant ancestors and now by chimps and gorillas.
The orangutan of course fistwalks, and I think fist walking predates knuckle walking, but I might be wrong..
I'd have to check as it's a long time since I read anything on the subject.
Modern humans and Neanderthals therefore never walked on their knuckles as it was lost in the human line some two or three million years ago.
Isn't it wonderful that people like you can lampoon others, eh?
There was a political cartoon about Islam once, until the office was attacked and they were all massacred.
But Britain First is sooooo bad right?
That tweet at the end had me pissing myself😂
I’m not sure why you made that face when they said people coming to work in England have to be able to speak English surely that’s common sense or maybe it’s just me idk
Because there's people who were born in UK who don't know how to read and write and are able to work. Because there's people born it UK who are mute and are still able to work. And their worth doesn't depend on whether they speak or not. And they don't get sent away for it.
@@TheHestya That's because they didn't choose to come here, it's their home. We cannot let the fucking world in.
And then Tommy Robinson (or whatever he calls himself now) went to CYPRUS, a foriegn country with a large muslim population! And technically in the middle east too!
He's right the worst have taken the streets there called our 2 teir police
Agree
Do you mean 'they're' and 'tier'?
@rachelmorgan6759 I'm dyslexic I carnt always get that right mate
@@RoyalCoyote We're not mates. My son has dyslexia too but he's not ignorant.
@rachelmorgan6759 🤣 I feel sorry for your son if that's the way you act when people express there freedom of speech and opinion why don't you just grow up mate
Also it's not Ignorance when a majority of people feel the same about traitor Keir
You can’t deny , their are race tentions in Britain like other countries. And the UK media amplifies those voices. You guys have swept it under the rug for so long.
"Defenders of tradition British christian values" I'm British and an ex-christian (I'm non-religious now), but even I'm more religious than her and I don't even believe in god 😂
I’m a chef, I’m British and work full time, I don’t earn 25k so why are people who come over expected to earn more! It’s the people coming over in boats that I don’t agree with but those who apply to come over and do the process properly are welcome
Ghost Nappa !!!! 😂 I'm haunting you
This man is very intelligent
It's 'scone' as in 'gone'....!!!!!! Funny as though, 🤣
RUSSELL HOWARD HASNT BEEN RELEVANT FOR LIKE 10 YEARS NOW AND IT SHOWS!
But he is more relevant than you ...
@@renatoantonelli3894 and you're nowhere near as relevant as your moms onlyfans page
@@renatoantonelli3894 and your parents divorce was more relevant than your birth
😂😂😂love you Russell 😂😂😂
Dang. Never thought that Russell and I would be on opposite sides of the Java Jihad.
Is it just me or is russell perfect for prime minister ?
Just you
Just you
yeah. make yourself a cuppa tea.
4:56
😂😂😂
This is a laugh a minute 🤣
Lmao this was great
Is this a old episode?
Hilarious especially the end
Geez, Farage's been a plonker for a long time hasn't he.
Boot taste nice to, eh pinko?
Nailed it.
Milk 🥛 in tea 😂
/standing ovation for the carer
‘people who control our elections’ America
Silly stuff, but there is a lot of truth there.
Why is it now racist to wave the english flag?🤔
It not you clown.
Thought maybe not a repeat for once
Is this a old episode?
What about the guys on four lions?
I wouldn't mind so much if it was an older bit about riots then linked to a current piece about the current problems then it'd make sense.
12:42-12:45, as someone who works in a pub, I can honestly say that I fucking hate it when people do that. It's not clever and it's not helpful.
What if some of that glass went into the foot or leg of the person who dropped it and severely severed an artery? Would people be cheering then?
The first thing people should do is worry whether someone has been hurt when they hear a glass breaking. They can cheer when they find out they are OK.
Does shouting Alan's snack bar on the street whilst weilding machetes make you British aswell?
No but British people can technically do that
It does actually! The ones that got caught at least because we know who they are!
I'm British born, and cos I've been in the US for 21 years I'm now having trouble getting back home to the UK....yet an immigrant can go straight in. I get what Russell is saying, but it's pretty sad when a British born person has to jump through so many hoops when all he wants to do is go back where his fucking family is
I think it's impressed you stayed in the US that long.
I would've said "f**k this place is naff" and packed it after a year, lol.
Come over on a raft and you get a free house.
@@PlebNC I probably should've but I came over for love, and when that didn't work out after 7 years, that's when I should've left but Que Sera Sera
Britains worst!!😂
❤❤ u bro
10:42 That's so funny. xD
Make some new content mate. Re-uploading the same stuff
2:20 she said 'advised' and in that's what their book says and if they followed it to the letter that is what they would be doing..
2 seconds? feels criminal
Noneof those jobs are low skilled and pretty mich all require some form of additional training or higher learning
It is so funny,but unfortunately we are so screwed!
Royal family German, democracy Greek, tea Chinese, ST George Turkish, the people who control our elections Russia. What about India? What has India contributed to England? I completely agree with what is being said. However Answer the question.
😂 truth