Me: great… now I’m all alone…in this cold weather forest… Solver Uzi: *she hears my movement* “hm?, was that…movement?” *giggling evilly* “Probably some new prey…” Me: *I heard something past behind me and I turned around* w-what was that… *all I just see is nothing* thought I heard something behind me for a second- *I heard uzi giggling evilly and I looked up* Solver uzi: “Found you…” Me: Gah! *I jumped and I tripped onto the ground* Solver uzi: “so…your a human Hm?” Me: ummm…y-yes.. Solver uzi: “not sure if you know who I am…but I’m about to eat you alive for my next meal…” Me: *I felt nervous and frightened* Solver uzi: “but there’s one problem human…your the first one that wasn’t to die in that explosion like the other humans from your human world..just like you… do you know about me and him don’t you…” *she would start to touch my cheek* Me: no…No! Solver uzi: “huh, tough one I see.” “maybe this will get you to talk…” *she lets out her tongue to lick my face creepily* Me: you think I was the only human that didn’t die in the planet! Because i don’t know anything! Solver uzi: *she started to scratch my arm and it was bleeding* Me: Gaaaah! Solver uzi: “DO YOU KNOW HIM!” Me: Ow stop stop! Yes I know him he’s serial destination n! And he’s the greatest murder drone in the Wooorrlldd! Solver uzi: “DOSE HE FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE!!” Me: he does if he had good feelings for me! Solver uzi: *bites my neck hard* Me: *screaming in pain and I died* Solver uzi: *she had a little of my human blood in her mouth* *giggling evilly* “good night…little human…” (The end.)
Я: вух я в безопасности ( я посмотрел на верх) УЗИ: привет Я: ой блин ( затаскивает в хижину) я: ну чё будем делать УЗИ: целоваться ( хватает и целует) я :МММ УЗИ: тебе понравилось тогда продолжу( конец)
Uzi: bring me a big, juicy worker drone with a lot of oil, and i will spare you Me: (murders every drone on the planet and stuffs them in a single body) here u go!
me and my freinds playing a made up mario party minigame behind a tree a bunch of players got killed by a mysterious creature My phone rings zombie uzi finds out the sound me and my freinds are very terrified i get pulled up to the top of the tree by usis tail she told me to get a A juicy worker drone i bring one i rry to get my freinds attention by blinking in Morse code she said she will protect me i try to blink in Morse code she tells me to remain calm i yawn she swys youre sleepy she told me to come over here she wraps her tail on me i close my eyes and fell asleep shme said good night the end
Best Murder Drones asmr not gonna lie. Keep it up!
Thanks!
@@N3bby-up6kp go job
my mind while watching this: 🎶I'm a gyrating, pollinating, son of a b e e🎶
🎶I'm an eeesential worker ecologicallllyyyyy🎶
Ima essential worker ecologically ~ 🎶
Uzi: dont worry ill keep u safe,heheh. Me: o-oh g-god
"I asked for sprite and they gave me clown juice" 0:40
Damn
Womp womp
N O
Me: great… now I’m all alone…in this cold weather forest…
Solver Uzi: *she hears my movement* “hm?, was that…movement?” *giggling evilly* “Probably some new prey…”
Me: *I heard something past behind me and I turned around* w-what was that… *all I just see is nothing* thought I heard something behind me for a second- *I heard uzi giggling evilly and I looked up*
Solver uzi: “Found you…”
Me: Gah! *I jumped and I tripped onto the ground*
Solver uzi: “so…your a human Hm?”
Me: ummm…y-yes..
Solver uzi: “not sure if you know who I am…but I’m about to eat you alive for my next meal…”
Me: *I felt nervous and frightened*
Solver uzi: “but there’s one problem human…your the first one that wasn’t to die in that explosion like the other humans from your human world..just like you… do you know about me and him don’t you…” *she would start to touch my cheek*
Me: no…No!
Solver uzi: “huh, tough one I see.”
“maybe this will get you to talk…” *she lets out her tongue to lick my face creepily*
Me: you think I was the only human that didn’t die in the planet! Because i don’t know anything!
Solver uzi: *she started to scratch my arm and it was bleeding*
Me: Gaaaah!
Solver uzi: “DO YOU KNOW HIM!”
Me: Ow stop stop! Yes I know him he’s serial destination n! And he’s the greatest murder drone in the Wooorrlldd!
Solver uzi: “DOSE HE FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE!!”
Me: he does if he had good feelings for me!
Solver uzi: *bites my neck hard*
Me: *screaming in pain and I died*
Solver uzi: *she had a little of my human blood in her mouth* *giggling evilly* “good night…little human…”
(The end.)
NOOOOOOOO UZI, PLEASE DON'T EAT ME HEEEEELP!!!
Your on your own pal *walks away*
womp womp
Mario movie reference.
@@EnergizedBoi yep, I came up with that.
Shhhhhh don't be frightened
Me: do i looked frightened? Dude N THREW YOU LAST TIME
Oooooooooo. Sick burn
SWIGGITY SWOOTY
*V1 from ultrakill*
ULTRAKILL MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣
uzi... for the love of the electro archon dont drool on me,...... i love this and you but dont drool on me 'kay??
I can protect myself. Thank you very much Uzi but I appreciate your concern, even if you are going insane due to all this blood lust
I do not have a work drone but I have some jellybeans do you like jellybeans? Mmmmh jellybean
uzi i appriciate the protection but dont drool on me please i just got this suit i dont wanna ruin it
I think my brain just committed SUICIDE
Damn
oh no. is it okay?
Good videos 👍
Thanks 👍
my request would be one of yanadere n, could you please?😏 (keep it up buddy😁)
Sure! That's wip! 😏
I like your ASMR n3bby!
I want- I WANT I NEED MORE OF UZI SCFGVHDCFGVHBJCVB
OK PLEASE CALM DOWN UZI STAN
I was just playin don't worry
@@DanganHarmonyok lmak
Yea as it was fun i gotta go gets in a old hudson hornet and races away FREEDOM!
I headcanon that solver Uzi purrs
I love your videos❤❤❤
Can you do a love triangle between the listener,V,and J pls?
Yeah!
@@N3bby-up6kpI'm craving diesel fuel...
I hop be more of cyn or uzi.
Cyn is wip!
Я: вух я в безопасности ( я посмотрел на верх) УЗИ: привет Я: ой блин ( затаскивает в хижину) я: ну чё будем делать УЗИ: целоваться ( хватает и целует) я :МММ УЗИ: тебе понравилось тогда продолжу( конец)
Uzi: bring me a big, juicy worker drone with a lot of oil, and i will spare you
Me: (murders every drone on the planet and stuffs them in a single body) here u go!
Solver Uzi: (giggles) Thank you for the drones.
A octopus is just a wet spider
Me:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
That is me constantly
Listener: please don't kill me I'll give you anything if you let me live okay😥😥😥
Me when I hear her say “was that movement?” Bro me: *runs super fast*keep up I’m to fast I’m to fast put my foot up on the pedal then I’m gone 0:31
Squritle says this was 👍👍
Thanks!
Also dont ever change ur pfp, For some reason it fits your voice and character
omg the voice is so mommy like in the start for abit 😳
Uzi what's a worker drone or a human
Hey girl I don't know if you want to do this but can you try doll you can do English.
I'm actually doing it rn! It's wip!
@@N3bby-up6kp awesome and I bet you will sound beautiful
@@eyensanchez3722thanks!
@@N3bby-up6kp your welcome
do one but J just does the entire script of the "my name is yoshikage kira" speech, uzi being shegechi.
this made me very very confused about my ways of life
😐
me and my freinds playing a made up mario party minigame behind a tree a bunch of players got killed by a mysterious creature
My phone rings zombie uzi finds out the sound me and my freinds are very terrified i get pulled up to the top of the tree by usis tail she told me to get a
A juicy worker drone i bring one i rry to get my freinds attention by blinking in Morse code she said she will protect me i try to blink in Morse code she tells me to remain calm i yawn she swys youre sleepy she told me to come over here she wraps her tail on me i close my eyes and fell asleep shme said good night the end
Wow, such creativity👏
I would love her to protecting me
Can you do n sanity x listener please please
The Codex Astartes does not support thier action
Shin godzilla
Can you please make Uzi keeps you at home and licking your face
It sounds weird i know