Ughh thank god I was just about losing my mind looking for something that isn't a ridiculously deep voiced ai that likes shouting and switching up name pronounciations randomly.
Well you're gonna love this narrator then , I've been listening to him for ten plus years so there's plenty more for you to catch up on. I absolutely hate the AI channels there's no way to get into the story. Checkout Lighthouse Horror as well he's great.
Rituals are so much creepier. I cant remember what its called but theres a story where you play hide and seek with a creature you summon in your house. I think its called 3 am ritual or something.
If the church has you marked for life and will do anything it can to lure you back after the ritual, why bother doing it in the first place? At least with the 11 Miles ritual, you know what you're in for and once it's done, it's done. You can also repeat it as many times as you want if you have the fortitude.
Great story! My only pet peeve is that it implied Genghis Khan used that church to become the greatest conqueror, but the beginning of the story says the church only grant wishes impossible to get. Creating the Mongol empire is difficult, but not impossible TLDR - it downplayed Genghis Khan’s achievements
Actually the church doesn't only grant impossible wishes. The narrator said it depends on the nature of the wish. It could be as small as a new car or as big as bring back the dead. So in a way, Genghis Khan using the church to become the greatest conqueror isn't that far off.
He never said that the wish had to be impossible, only that it could be. Even at the start he gives examples of impossible things you can ask for but never mentions that you can’t ask for things possible to obtain without magic.
I love a good ritualpasta, been a while since a new one came out. anyone else remember the finders series? the once where you have to go to a halfway house
Worth it, just never go outside after dark, always have the lights on and always carry flashlights, road flairs and heck why not a portable generator on you at all times.
@@Randomstunts4ever Still easy to avoid, open floor plan, lights always on, several back up generators and if you are really really rich have a guy carry you everywhere.
I noticed that the narrator suggests you to wish for something impossible at the start but it’s later revealed that wishing fir anything impossible would make the ritual impossible to complete. If Gangis Kang wishing fir an empire was made it nearly impossible to currently count the time than wishing for super powers or eternal youth would just be a death sentence.
What if I wish that the church does not exist? What would happen then? How will it try to take me back if it does not exist? One could probably write more along with the idea of this story.
I think the ritual creepypastas don't get anywhere as much attention compared to the others you mentioned, especially the rules ones which are very tired at this point.
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Beware of 21:04. I know it’s crazy, I was enjoying your story and went to type a compliment and fell asleep with my phone in my hand, when I woke up that’s what was there. It’s so crazy I know and I really debated on telling you, but I pushed myself to do so. Maybe it was a part of the story, and I half awake typed. I don’t know man, but no matter what I wish you well.
Hmmmm so let me get this straight I have to remember an extremely long and very specific list of details and rules to follow which if I mess up even slightly can lead to a horrific fate and then after that I get a single wish which there is a chance it won’t be what I want THEN I have to spend the rest of my life constantly on guard being watched by the church to make sure I don’t get tricked and lured back to the church to be trapped forever. WELL THATS A DEAL I CANT REFUSE
I like the concept of the story but one type of creepy pasta I just can’t get into is when it’s written from this third person tour guide narrator, where there are no main characters and no dialogue just a random unknown person telling you the horrors that lurk within. Not very scary
The ability to jump between different dimensions and realities at will. Not just stupid parallel timeline branching, but real alien landscape dimensions.
That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. If you jump somewhere with a different air composition and start suffocating you'd probably have the presence of mind to get away before you die but if you jump somewhere the strong force is reversed you'd just instantly fall apart at the atomic level the moment you arrive.
The problem is that is so powerful that you would have to count an amount of time that wasn’t even specified at a millisecond of precision. So yeah as much as he says you can achieve the impossible with this, the time counting trial makes what you can ask for rather limited.
So the church has been around for "ages", but you need to take a car to get there, and need to drive to the edge of town, and find it in a forest. At the very least it's been around since the advent of cars, modern towns, or medieval church design and stonemasonry. It can't be that all that old. The "path" which is now overgrown could only become overgrown like that in a deciduous forest, so what happens if I attempted the ritual in a desert town? And now you're telling me Genghis Khan did it in the 1200's? In the barren steppes of Mongolia, where there are barely any trees? Did he get there on a horse, when you aren't even supposed to bring a dog? Would a nomadic tent city even count as a town? Sorry dude, this is just awful writing.
Ughh thank god I was just about losing my mind looking for something that isn't a ridiculously deep voiced ai that likes shouting and switching up name pronounciations randomly.
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Same. Creeps voice is one of the very few I can listen to ❤
Well you're gonna love this narrator then , I've been listening to him for ten plus years so there's plenty more for you to catch up on. I absolutely hate the AI channels there's no way to get into the story. Checkout Lighthouse Horror as well he's great.
Also check out Dr Creepen
@@thebluerose7648Dr Creepen too!!!!
"And if on the off chance you never have hurt anybody... I'm actually not quite sure what happens"
Great writing lmao
Because that’s almost impossible. Like it or not, you would come across someone with a different point of view whom you wronged somehow
Finally! A ritualpasta!
I love these, they're so much fun.
Lol at the guy who got cheese instead of money 😂
Closed my eyes and wished for that old classic Mr Creepypasta, and 28 minutes and 43 seconds later, he delivered.
What if the narrator for these rituals is some supernatural salesman pitching these guides like an ad?
There is a ritual pasta called the “Devil’s Game” with a twist related to the narrator
Awesome new Ritual Creepypasta reminds me of The Church in The Woods one of my favorite Creepypasta stories in The Creepypasta Series.
They are a lost art.
niiiice one. usually I'm not one for ritual/rules pastas, but this one legitimately gave me chills...
Me: I wanna explode! I mean like get big-
Church: *Fires a missile*
adventure time reference?
Hah!
Rituals are so much creepier. I cant remember what its called but theres a story where you play hide and seek with a creature you summon in your house. I think its called 3 am ritual or something.
It's called Hide and Seek by yourself
All of these are so good😭
@@lexiwasbuttercup5105 isnt that one called the midnight man ritual?
Hide, & seek by yourself. But you need a doll.
Tryed it, not much happened. Just a stitched up cupie doll full of rice
What you’re thinking of is the midnight man ritual.
It seems inspired by 11 miles but sounds good!
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I like that one too
If the church has you marked for life and will do anything it can to lure you back after the ritual, why bother doing it in the first place? At least with the 11 Miles ritual, you know what you're in for and once it's done, it's done. You can also repeat it as many times as you want if you have the fortitude.
what *is* the 11 Miles ritual?
@@stephaniejenkins7822it’s another Creepypasta ritual, look for it it’s interesting.
@stephaniejenkins7822 You take a trip down a nameless road. If you make it, you get whatever you asked for. You don't, you die.
Finally another ritual pasta! I love these types of videos!
These are my FAVORITE type of story!! I love the ritual ones!! You should do more of these 💜💜
Great story! My only pet peeve is that it implied Genghis Khan used that church to become the greatest conqueror, but the beginning of the story says the church only grant wishes impossible to get. Creating the Mongol empire is difficult, but not impossible
TLDR - it downplayed Genghis Khan’s achievements
Actually the church doesn't only grant impossible wishes. The narrator said it depends on the nature of the wish. It could be as small as a new car or as big as bring back the dead.
So in a way, Genghis Khan using the church to become the greatest conqueror isn't that far off.
@@kilayugao7989 But the narrator started off the saying saying the wish must be impossible! In the first 10 seconds!
@@jinhunterslay1638 True but within the middle and parts of the end of the story, he mentioned not-so-impossible wishes.
Here's the timestamp: 14:31
@@kilayugao7989 I know, so he can be a bit inconsistent...
He never said that the wish had to be impossible, only that it could be. Even at the start he gives examples of impossible things you can ask for but never mentions that you can’t ask for things possible to obtain without magic.
I love a good ritualpasta, been a while since a new one came out. anyone else remember the finders series? the once where you have to go to a halfway house
That guy got cheesed by the church 😂
Whilst trying to kill time on a long bus ride and just chill, this channel is exactly for that
Thanks for the upload!
BGM: Trevor Moore - "High in Church"
I was busy these few days oh now listening to him reminds me that i missed this so much and how i forgot to unwind due to all that workload
Worth it, just never go outside after dark, always have the lights on and always carry flashlights, road flairs and heck why not a portable generator on you at all times.
But it said it can get you at your own home
@@Randomstunts4ever Still easy to avoid, open floor plan, lights always on, several back up generators and if you are really really rich have a guy carry you everywhere.
@@dantekinkade8765 it never said it has to be dark for you to get teleported
@@Randomstunts4ever if it is dark you can't see where you are stepping, if it is light you can make sure you don't step on anything you shouldn't
Omg wait ive never been this early to a story
Me either!!!
Same here man
This was supposed to help me fall asleep, but it was so interesting that I stayed awake 👀😭
Voice and music helped too 💯
Been listening to creepypastas since middleschool and this was a good one
OMG I love ritual pastas could you please PLEASE do more of them?
I noticed that the narrator suggests you to wish for something impossible at the start but it’s later revealed that wishing fir anything impossible would make the ritual impossible to complete. If Gangis Kang wishing fir an empire was made it nearly impossible to currently count the time than wishing for super powers or eternal youth would just be a death sentence.
So... no car, no wish?
New bed time story ❤
Awesome horror story. Great narration as always
I don't think i wish for anything enough for all of that.
That was terrifying! I’m still shaking 😱
What if I wish that the church does not exist? What would happen then? How will it try to take me back if it does not exist?
One could probably write more along with the idea of this story.
Thank you Creeps!!!
inspired by orpheus at one point
Update your amazon podcast playlist, been a month
Awesome 👍👍👍👍👍
Thanks Creeps🎉😊
omg its the trailer for bloodborne remastered and the announcement for bloodborne II!!!!! BEST DAY EVER *administer copium please*
Tired of rituals as well as rules, zombies, werewolves and vampires
There is a Japanese creepypasta about a girl getting split by train and if you don't tell anybody about it she will steal your legs
I think the ritual creepypastas don't get anywhere as much attention compared to the others you mentioned, especially the rules ones which are very tired at this point.
Who told Trevors story though 😅🤔
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I did. You certainly don't disappoint!
So never be alone after you get your wish ?
Sounds very good!
I ain't no taco man that's for sure
Yah darn rite
11:17
No not that😭
Getting the lotion!!!
Me wondering if I could wish all my mental illnesses away....
W🔥creepypasta vibes 👻
Excellent!
solid story
this is so effing good!
Beware of 21:04. I know it’s crazy, I was enjoying your story and went to type a compliment and fell asleep with my phone in my hand, when I woke up that’s what was there. It’s so crazy I know and I really debated on telling you, but I pushed myself to do so. Maybe it was a part of the story, and I half awake typed. I don’t know man, but no matter what I wish you well.
RIP Trevor Moore.
16:38 That was an oval, it has to be a circle!
I…. Um…. Screw it I’ll pay that cost
cool it worked thx
Godhood is my wish, any nuances for the ritual?
That's no church. That's Satan
I mean, there has been a church dedicated to him since 1966. 🤷
A church is only a building. It's what's inside that counts😎🤘
@@Left-2-stray So true brother.
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I read the title and thought it said “the high ground ritual”
Point being taken ! Don’t look for this church or make wishes !
Hi
This was kind of hot!
Wtf I have to get a driver's license and a car for this ritual? 🙄 that's bs.
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Hmmmm so let me get this straight I have to remember an extremely long and very specific list of details and rules to follow which if I mess up even slightly can lead to a horrific fate and then after that I get a single wish which there is a chance it won’t be what I want THEN I have to spend the rest of my life constantly on guard being watched by the church to make sure I don’t get tricked and lured back to the church to be trapped forever. WELL THATS A DEAL I CANT REFUSE
Egg
This sounds kinda easy. I can bring clippers and shave my head and put on mens clothes. Boom! I'm a man.
I like the concept of the story but one type of creepy pasta I just can’t get into is when it’s written from this third person tour guide narrator, where there are no main characters and no dialogue just a random unknown person telling you the horrors that lurk within. Not very scary
The ability to jump between different dimensions and realities at will. Not just stupid parallel timeline branching, but real alien landscape dimensions.
That sounds like a disaster waiting to happen. If you jump somewhere with a different air composition and start suffocating you'd probably have the presence of mind to get away before you die but if you jump somewhere the strong force is reversed you'd just instantly fall apart at the atomic level the moment you arrive.
@@geneericname7138 Plenty could happen with anything else too. But I am a curious bastard.
@@geneericname7138Naruto tried something like that. Pretty cool ability.
The problem is that is so powerful that you would have to count an amount of time that wasn’t even specified at a millisecond of precision. So yeah as much as he says you can achieve the impossible with this, the time counting trial makes what you can ask for rather limited.
Watched the dead internet episode, now wondering if any of this is written/read by a real person….
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Lol cheese dogs 😂
Wait how should i wait for if i want a body change?
what if i join the church willingly?
yeeeessss
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Goofy ahh rules
SCP foundation
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This format isn't that good.
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So the church has been around for "ages", but you need to take a car to get there, and need to drive to the edge of town, and find it in a forest. At the very least it's been around since the advent of cars, modern towns, or medieval church design and stonemasonry. It can't be that all that old.
The "path" which is now overgrown could only become overgrown like that in a deciduous forest, so what happens if I attempted the ritual in a desert town?
And now you're telling me Genghis Khan did it in the 1200's? In the barren steppes of Mongolia, where there are barely any trees? Did he get there on a horse, when you aren't even supposed to bring a dog? Would a nomadic tent city even count as a town?
Sorry dude, this is just awful writing.
It was all good until the end. The ending with be the reason I'd say no thanks
The kicker is if the candle don't lite your best bet is to pack it up, because it refused your offer try to escape but you can't .🫣🤗