The guy with the detector John 😂😂😂 his reply when they were talking about the p word and he's like "I'm filtering this **** talk" or something 😂 I died
ReadaBook ..I mean he did he asked a question and asked if he's a good TH-camr. Most people who watch them know who Garret is and also this might have to do with the newer content that Shane and Garret got the office and formed a company? I'm assuming these type of videos come from the company they've started & the new merch coming out.
He got lots of promo on shanes channel and since it's more likely you're gonna see only shanes video than seeing only raylands video (or seeing both) it doesn't matter that he's not getting promo in this one
I just wish Shane would love himself for who he is. He is totally attractive, funny and caring. Idk why this guy puts himself so down. I just wanna hug him and say you are the most beautiful human being I have ever seen cause I never seen. Beautiful: attractive, funny, good hearted, amazing sense of humour and loves food. 😘
I imagine it comes from that abusive, overweight childhood/adolescence. I had a shitty childhood and at 33 I still horribly struggle with self-esteem. The world may love you but you have to come to a point for yourself to also see it.
I believe he has some sort of depression stemming from his childhood. But I know that he's in a happy place now. I also wish he would love himself fully.
He has Body Dysmorphia, was morbidly obese, and went through childhood abuse. THAT'S why he puts himself down, it's extremely common in people who have those experiences. I adore Shane, but that confidence has to come from within.
1:33 Ryland: We HAVE talked about a serious future together, so if I’m going to start planning that far in advance, I’d like to know where his head is at on some very specific details of our relationship. **a few minutes later** 3:56 Ryland: Do you...like food more than me??? LOL
I just stopped the video for searching through the comments section, thank you! :D :D it was absolutely hilarious why this comment doesn’t get more likes >_
Ryland slaps shane Ryland:When I Met You, You Prided that you never lied Shane turns to look at the camera Shane:That was a lie Garrett:Yeah He Lies Alot
Funniest part is this is the third video ive watched today where he says that, one of which was before they were together. So he really isnt even kidding 😂😂😂😂
Nah, once Ryland gets the fame he needs Im sure he will break up with Shane. Then release the 'Why we broke up' video just for more views. It's what most gay couples do on youtube unfortunately and I just get a vibe Ryland is using Shane :/
When the detector said Shane is lying about him hating himself I felt soooo bad. You are with such a nice, genuine, open person, please help him understand that! We all love him for who he is.... You two are amazing :) and G is like your big kid :)
The thing about lie detectors a lot of people forget is it's what the person perceived to be the truth and doesnt have to be the actual truth. Like if someone saw a bank being robbed right, and said the bank robbers hair is black but in reality its actually a very light brown, they would show as telling the truth when answering yes to the question of, "was the bank robbers hair black" despite that being the actual truth. Even tho I am LITERALLY the pot calling the kettle black by saying this, but regardless of my own issues, Shane really does need to start feeling better about himself.
Poor John is like "I didn't get my forensic psychology degree for this"
SKSKSKSKS OMG
Y3s
When Shane and Ryland met.
Shane: I never lie.
Now
Shane: Oh that was a lie.
Spilling the Tea 😂true
thats me at school
Omg I wheezed 😂
I allway do that😅
*Some days I’m John, some days I’m Garrett.*
me!
Fuck... I'm john 24/7 😂😂
ME
Me
I'm BOTH 24/7. Beat that
"Homemade. Homemade straight couple who cry..." 😂😂
That is my favorite category either 😂
lmao i watched that bit while reading this comment
And I said SAME
Ive found my audience.
Who cry 😂😂😂😂😂 I dieeeeeedddd 😂😂😂😂😂 💀💀💀💀
Ryland:: when I met you.. you prided yourself on saying you never lied. Shane:: that was a lie
Garrett:: yeh he lies a lot
Lol ikr
rosiesmusicvlogsx x lololol
That’s Shane for you
rosiesmusicvlogsx x I know I'm dead
rosiesmusicvlogsx x i
I can tell john has an amazing sense of humor
He’s more of a sarcastic type 🤟
True
It looks like he LOVES his job and not just trying to get money over peoples future love life 🤫
I LIKED THIS AND NOW UTS 666
Xhelloxshane X yes.
"Do you like food more than me"
TRIGGERED 😂😂😂😂
Jay Anzaldua surprising result lol
Jay Anzaldua isnt he always sweating
I was so worried for the result of that one. :,D
Jay Anzaldua id be like lol bitch wtf do you think i alway eat until I shit like im at a taco bell
If me and my girlfriend did this and asked me that my answer would be yes and that would not be a lie
Shane and Ryland: *talking*
Garret: *being cute and adorable in the back seet*
Potato_ salad he is so cute man
Seat and true
Yo u spelt seat wrong but still true
*”seet”* lmao
He’s like the awkward 3ed wheel 😂
Garret is their non-official child.😂
Mix Matcher true
GURL YOU GOT 666 LIKESSS!!
800th like
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Cringe Y d8
“ when I met you you prided yourself that you never lied”
“Yeah that was a lie” 😂😂 I hope u guys stay together
Shane is soooo funny
Jasmin Kooloos I read this when they said that
I spit out my water i was laughing so hard
" I lie about a lot of things" smacks arm "when I first met you you prided yourself about not lying" pauses "that was a lie" LMFAO 💀💀😂❤️
Melanie Orozco ikrrr
Anahi Targaryen head tossed back and everything 😭😂
SomethingReallyStrange he got so serious!!! I can't w Him 😂
i cant believe some people try to bribe john. no wonder he’s dead inside. he sees love fail daily.
Bahahahaha
He isn’t dead inside.
JusANerdyGamer Lol are you sure about that
That is somehow.... deep
Garett is really fucking good at comedic timing with his panning and zooming honestly
He really is. Garrett and Andrew have really improved their content.
I cried when he said he liked Ryland more than food
Ugh couple goals
I feel weird Ooooo I thought he was asking if Shane likes food more than Ryland likes food! His answer makes more sense now lol 😂
ASMR Geek same!!!
NO HE LIKES RYLAND OVER FOOD
My ultimate goal in life is to love someone more than food and for them to love me more than food
I think the question was too vague, if he'd asked do you like taco bell or chipotle over Ryland, then the answer might've been different 🤣
You guys are too cute together!
not in hell
Daniel Holz ??
Weshton well obv not in hell theyre in earth lmao ?
"When I met you, you prided yourself on saying you 'never lie'!"
*_"That was a lie"_*
lmaO
Lmao
lmfao
Ryland: Do you like food more than me
Shane *hesitates for a sec*...no
shane is actually a mood
Rapmon aka Pinkmon I’d say that yes
Rapmon aka Pinkmon 😂😂
when shane used to say he never wanted kids, then a couple years later he meets ryland and that changed
Kay Moraa ikr it’s so cute 😻
Cute ah 😍
Ik it's so cute 😍 I love them together
Aw
He can’t even get kids how ironic.
Ryland: When I met you , you prided yourself and said “I never lie”
Shane: That was a lie
Garrett: Yeah he lies a lot
Omg😂😂😂💀💀💀
R&B Junkie I died at 0:51 when he slapped him😂😂😂😂😭
Mia Sophia Ureña that looked like it hurt
I literally read this exactly when he they said this.
R&B junkie
sameeeee
-Do you like food more than me?
-No
*That's true love*
Get you a man like that
That's a Taurus right there 😂.
Honestly
santiago Brito 🙂
I might actually fail that one tbh
Garret is me! That awkward third wheel in the backseat 😂😂😂
Dill Pickle SAAMMEE
I know right I couldn't stop laughing when ryland zoomed in 😂
He's literally me watching this video
SAME
Dill Pickle SAMEE
5:48 *Garret casually being the third wheel*
Lps Justice me tho
Me
Lps Justice *ucking ME
Lps Justice me too
Just now did I notice how short this video is
The way he said 'no i dont hatemyself' was likr he was convincing himself that
Me
That’s why this is emotional
5:52- *Garret is too pure for this world.*
Kinley Creamer bahahaha i'm literally dead
The cutest thing I have ever seen.
"I am constantly thirsty."
*looks directly into the camera*
Ani C the office
LOL
1:20
😂😂
Ani C the teaaaaaaa is spiiiiilllled 👌🏽
Garrett saying “People are going to say “Garrett is me”” is me.
Garrett***
Gigi L Oops thanks.
Micheal -Mell- Jackson hello bmc
Ikr
meeeee
5:54 I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHH HES SO PURE AND HAS TO BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS
Do you hate yourself
Shane: no
It says he is lying
*Shane's face*
Me: *dies*
Why did noone comment
Person: how do you stay so happy
Shane: I lie to myself
I wake up everyday and say it's gonna be a great day
BUT I'M LYING
The guy said that when Shane holds his breath it shows as a lie. Now we know.
Im all ready dead I was sooooo sad when I heard it
*John is me during family gatherings.*
kaykay12152 same .....just don't say anything....😂😂😂😂......sometimes in my head I decide if really anyone is lying or not😂😂😂😂
BITCH ME TOO
yesss girlll
"that's a lie"
kaykay12152 LMAO
Garret is like the fairy godmother of the group.
Kelly Louise Killjoy lol yassssss
Kelly Louise Killjoy yasssssss
No, Garret is Shane And Rylands son
1000th like
The guy with the detector John 😂😂😂 his reply when they were talking about the p word and he's like "I'm filtering this **** talk" or something 😂 I died
Milly Stratford yeah he couldn't have all that filth on the job lol.
Poor john 😂
Milly Stratford o
Milly Stratford Yeah I felt so bad for him
Milly Trafford Julian Wil switch cheat strip
I feel like John had a moment of pity when Shane lied about not hating himself.
"homemade straight couples who cry" issa mood
😂😂
Literally what I watch
Lmao
i feel so bad garrett awkwardly filmed the whole thing and didn’t even get a promo lol
ReadaBook ..I mean he did he asked a question and asked if he's a good TH-camr. Most people who watch them know who Garret is and also this might have to do with the newer content that Shane and Garret got the office and formed a company? I'm assuming these type of videos come from the company they've started & the new merch coming out.
He got lots of promo on shanes channel and since it's more likely you're gonna see only shanes video than seeing only raylands video (or seeing both) it doesn't matter that he's not getting promo in this one
He kinda gave himself a promo 😂😂
Someone in Shane's comment section called Garrett "the cameraman", so he might not be getting enough promo. lmao
He's their friend not just a guy they collab with
you guys are probably the first ones to make john crack a smile
ally watch All Def Digital he has laughed on there.
Ok when John called Shane a "corpse" i freaking lost it lmfao
John is so professional
Kylie Whitten Right?
Kylie Whitten he's just trying to filter out the pu$$y...
very
Ikr? I feel like he secretly has some jokes around in his head about the gay/bi jokes. Lol
THEWILDONESAPPEAR i
Garret is like the awkward third wheel in the back seat 😭💀
OMG yesss 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂 watched that part while reading it .
@@_naomidunning6219 me too
@@_naomidunning6219 same 😅
Lol I'm Garret always 😭😭😂
Garrett is their child.
Journey4Melissa yes.
Yas
Journey4Melissa uh huh indeed .
Garrett is basically everybody's child.
Ikr when will they realize that!!😂
Everyone say it with me:
Ryland 👏🏻is👏🏻not👏🏻using👏🏻Shane!
They are ADORABLE
Ryland👏🏻is👏🏻not👏🏻using👏🏻Shane!
Maddy More
Ryland 👏🏻 is👏🏻not👏🏻using👏🏻Shane!
They did a literal lie detector test and people still wanna say Ryland doesn't love Shane ???!
Maximillius yes! Plus Ryland is adorable. And they bring out the best in each other all the time and I love it
This proves it
Shane: ask me if I hate myself
Ryland: do you actually hate yourself?
Shane: .......no
John: *sEe ThAtS wHeRe YoUrE wRoNg*
I'm in love with Garret, he's the cutest.
Garret is such a small bean he is so precious
SAM PACT so trueee
SAM PACT Small bean is the wrong word...
666th like
Small? Garrett is 6’ 4’’ (193 cm)
SAM PACT g
Hi: *Asking porn questions*
John: *Why did I choose this job...*
Dee Coburn 😂😂
1:55 RYLAND STARTED STRONG LIKE RIGHT TO THE DEEP QUESTIONS
HE'S A BIG BOY
@@kikuos he's nOT HESITATING
@@emijay2991 RYLAND HAS GROWNNNNN
I was like 666. Should I be concerned?😂
mackenzie Tomon yes
I was really expecting him to fail the one about food
DonYelle and Diana same
Same
SAME
Tbh saaame😂😂
Honestly same
Shane: "I'm so nervous I can't even think of a joke"
Me: dang this must be serious I mean he made a joke while he was being fake buried
I was like... oh god this is serious
Lol. LOVE THAT
Who’s here after they got engaged!!!
engaged*
Luv ur profile pic 😂❤
lexnikolle that’s exactly how he/she said it
@@kairidomingo5052 It was edited
Everyone who saw your comment
Garrets face in the back of the car is everything! He looks like a proud parent 😂 love you guys xx
“You told me you never lie” “that was a lie” 😂😂
lol hahah
Siobhan Von kdksksjks MOOD
666 likes
MOOD
CAN RELATE
"Do you really hate yourself?"
"...No."
"It says he's lying."
*heart shatters into pieces*
MEEEEEE
p i n e c o n e 💔...
p i n e c o n e i sobbed :(
This makes me sad that he really hates himself :(
"Homemade straight couples who cry!" 😂😂😂😂
Carol Deleon dead
6:00 Garret just in the background. Garret is adorable
Garrett in the back of the car lmao
Kylie Whitten I know 😂
Saphira Peridot stfu
Kylie Whitten
I'll have the same expression after witnessing such sweet moments of my fav and close friends' relationship 😂
Kylie Whitten I am garret not for real but I'm always in the back and not part of a conversation .😞😞😞
Garett is me that awkward third wheel in the backseat
LOL
@@humanlyhuman5880 d-did you just reply to your own comment
Andrea G yes she did
Socially awkward person replying to their own comment
Did you copy someone else's comment?
“Do you hate yourself?”
“No.”
“He’s lying.”
ME omg 😂
Shane licking Ryland's hand is my new aesthetic.
simpleplanfan011 Did Rylan quit clever ?
"do you think I'm using you"
"True"
And then Joanne
LMAO I FUCKING DIED 😂😂😂😂
Jay Anzaldua same I can't stop replaying that part 😂😂
That was the best part
I don't get it, who is Joanne?
Random Fangirl Joanne the scammer, she's hilarious 😂😂
Garrett’s face when Shane and Ryland are talking in the car is literally the cutest thing ever my heart♥️😭 5:52-6:06
You know that Shane loves Ryland when he says that he likes Ryland more than food
I just wish Shane would love himself for who he is. He is totally attractive, funny and caring. Idk why this guy puts himself so down. I just wanna hug him and say you are the most beautiful human being I have ever seen cause I never seen. Beautiful: attractive, funny, good hearted, amazing sense of humour and loves food. 😘
I imagine it comes from that abusive, overweight childhood/adolescence. I had a shitty childhood and at 33 I still horribly struggle with self-esteem. The world may love you but you have to come to a point for yourself to also see it.
Akansha Basnet ageeed
I believe he has some sort of depression stemming from his childhood. But I know that he's in a happy place now. I also wish he would love himself fully.
TheAudie103 Exactly.
He has Body Dysmorphia, was morbidly obese, and went through childhood abuse. THAT'S why he puts himself down, it's extremely common in people who have those experiences. I adore Shane, but that confidence has to come from within.
this was so stressful to watch omg i just want them to be happy + marry each other + adopt kids
Devin Sumer +get a pet pig
+get a horse + get a rabbit
Devin Sumer i
I see you everywhere
Or use a surrogate mother
1:33 Ryland: We HAVE talked about a serious future together, so if I’m going to start planning that far in advance, I’d like to know where his head is at on some very specific details of our relationship.
**a few minutes later**
3:56 Ryland: Do you...like food more than me???
LOL
I read this while he said it 😂
The serious questions :)
It just breaks my heart that Ryland gets this 'using thingy'. He's a sunshine to everyone he doesn't deserve that :( love you Rylanddd
I sometimes believe that Shane is the one who uses him.
@@Saephaan ?? why??
Shane: " *clenches thigh* Garrett...I love you."
Me: Uh, I love you too? 😂
john shakes his head haha
Garrett Brando
Lmao
HAHHAHAHAHA OMG I AM LITERALLY DYING MY MOM CAME IN AND ASKED IF I WAS OKAY
Garrett Brando omg lol
Shane: *just strap me in*
same
3:54
*looks totally serious directly into camera*
“homemade straight couple who cry”
im dead
That was legit good lol
yes
I just stopped the video for searching through the comments section, thank you! :D :D
it was absolutely hilarious why this comment doesn’t get more likes >_
for me this is a lot of likes I was shook when I noticed the like count
6:06 .......
*Garret is me in this scene*
Rylan: *Smack* when I first met you you said you prided yourself on saying that you never lie!
Shane: THAT WAS A LIE!!
Teen Wolf I can relate on an emotional level
Very emotional
Teen Wolf lol literally read your comment as they said it. Felt like reading subtitles lol
I wish Ryland and Shane would just be honest with themselves and admit that Garrett is really their upgraded life-sized flour baby.
“Do you think I’m using you?”
“No”
“He’s telling the truth”
*joanne the scammer chuckle*
ICONIC
Ryland slaps shane
Ryland:When I Met You, You Prided that you never lied
Shane turns to look at the camera
Shane:That was a lie
Garrett:Yeah He Lies Alot
Garret is literally the most adorable person on this entire planet ♥♥♥ Love him
aestheticphandoms *HE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS*
seriously if they ever break up, my heart will literally feel shattered..i love these two together so much ❤️
min yoongi saaaammmeeee
min yoongi my heart will stop..
Homemade straight couple who cry 😂
Scarlette TTF couldn't stop laughing at that part
I died. I rewatched it a few times
Funniest part is this is the third video ive watched today where he says that, one of which was before they were together. So he really isnt even kidding 😂😂😂😂
5:28 when he thought about it. Broke my heart. He has no idea how many people love and support him. Like family even when we have never met him.
Garret is the child of their relationship. Not in a rude way but he said he feels like apart of the relationship, so like kid of this.
Purple Flare truuuuuuuue, and honestly me too. My friend and her boyfriend call me their practice child
Shane "Can I suck in my stomach to make me feel not fat?"
Me watching this: MEEEEEEEEEEE
Laura Jachim BIG FAT MOOD
I know that was you saying "MEEEE" but for some reason, when I read it, it was in Shane's voice, lol.
Jenn Blue OMG SANE
Jenn Blue *same
Laura Jachim MEEEEEE THO
“do you hate yourself”“no”“thing says it’s lying when the breathing level goes down”me: awh poor guy :,(
“Hey you guys this is John”
OML I JUST DIED WTF💀🖤
"homemade straight couple that cry"
shaNE OMG
"I'm hooked up to a corpse"
I SPIT OUT MY WATERBSHSBSBNS MEEEEEEEEE
im the 999th like xD
* *Emotional* *
shame *shocking*
*****Snapchat Stories*****
Omg he liked this
Shane
Which part is emotional
Why is nobody talking about how Shane said “I’m joking PETA!”
Lmao.
yOu sAiD yOu nEvEr LiEd
*that was a lie*
Cassady Noelle I love your profile pic
mE
The profile picture is everything. Well yours....
"Do you hate yourself?"
Shane: "No"
"THAT WAS A LIE"
actually me😂
haha me lol
MEEE
Same
Maddie Jae • Same, sis!
Hey you all are beautiful and pretty. th-cam.com/video/fIkZOLsnoqY/w-d-xo.html this song helped me I hope it help you guys too 💙🧡💜
This is such a good idea and both of Shane's and Ryland's answers were cute
Yeah
RYLAND'S SKIN IS GLOWING ASDFGHJKL
Shane: "ask me if I really do hate myself"
Ryland: *"oooohh"*
Garret: "that's cool"
5:25 seriously this is so sad Shane you are absolutely BEAUTIFUL and you have a kind heart I love you so much
Linoy Franta Mellet Poor guy. He looked so shocked like he was going to cry.
"Do you like food more than me"
*OK ID BE SO DONE*
Macey King You killed my future kids
Last name First name
Creepy.
Macey King I was honestly thinking he was lying.
"I'm just trying to ignore this pu$$y talk.." -john 2017
I relate to Garet in the backseat
social lives are overrated you have 666 likes... on a Shane Dawson’s channel
social lives are overrated 😖
social lives are overrated garrett
social lives are overrated same tho
You guys should just adopt Garrett. 😹
Yes they should! XD
kittyqueenofdoom
Hehe
YASSSSS
Soo true
YAAAAAAS
*“Mines not a pussy, it’s a cave” AHAHAHAHAHAH IM DYING*
That Black Guy omg ur everywhere
Cece Is Me ahahah really ? Where did you see me 😂
That Black Guy ikr. 😂😂
That Black Guy 😂😂
Haha
Garret’s mind: I just won’t talk at all and I won’t be involved in this!
Later: do you wish you were with Garret instead of me
Garret: shoot
I hope they stay together forever. They are the only couple on TH-cam where I genuinely like both of them. I would cry if they ever broke up 😖
Katie 34 I have lots of those couples
I have two. Jenna with Julian and Shane with Ryland.
Lance Marshall same but instead I love Laurdiy and Alex wasabi
Lance Marshall Yaaaasssss
Nah, once Ryland gets the fame he needs Im sure he will break up with Shane. Then release the 'Why we broke up' video just for more views. It's what most gay couples do on youtube unfortunately and I just get a vibe Ryland is using Shane :/
When the detector said Shane is lying about him hating himself I felt soooo bad. You are with such a nice, genuine, open person, please help him understand that! We all love him for who he is.... You two are amazing :) and G is like your big kid :)
The thing about lie detectors a lot of people forget is it's what the person perceived to be the truth and doesnt have to be the actual truth.
Like if someone saw a bank being robbed right, and said the bank robbers hair is black but in reality its actually a very light brown, they would show as telling the truth when answering yes to the question of, "was the bank robbers hair black" despite that being the actual truth.
Even tho I am LITERALLY the pot calling the kettle black by saying this, but regardless of my own issues, Shane really does need to start feeling better about himself.
they honestly dont need to have kids, they have Andrew, Garrett and Morgan!!!
Don't forget he's funny!! 😊
I honestly think Shane would be triggered by that last sentence.. "the G is like your *big* kid."
Garret is me in the back of the seat
Shane: I lie about a lot of things
Ryland:(SLAP) you said you never lie
Shane: that was a lie
Garret: yeah he lies a lot
Me: (dying😂)