"Terrorism Does Have A Negative Side" | Kevin Bridges THE STORY SO FAR | Universal Comedy
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- I'd love to live in a country where the white supremacists are black!
Kevin Bridges talks the racist behaviour he has encountered over the years, especially on a train in Glasgow.
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“ Somebody get a can off febreeze there’s been a terrorist attack “ 😂🤣
Why people like you who copy the thing he says and just repeats it in a comment exist makes no sense
Fun story, 2018 skiing in Pila in Italy for a school trip. Sitting next to some lady on the chair lift while I'm talking with a friend and she asks if I'm South African, I reply no, "i'm Scottish" you could tell she was embarrassed. The more awkward turn was that she herself was from Glasgow and me from Ayrshire. Apparently us Scots can't even understand each other.
This is too true! Also a very scottish thing to say! 😂 I’m from Edinburgh living in Glasgow
Well you do all sound like a bag of spanners in a washing machine.... ;-}
Mon the shire
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@@gibfear lol 😆
Coming back from a holiday in Amsterdam, on the train from the ferry there were two guys and they started talking to me, you can only say pardon so many times and thinking they were Dutch talking Flemish I said I'm sorry I'm English , roars of laughter,they were Glaswegians!
@Glasgow Rossco Acting Hard with a Union Jack? Sit down
@Glasgow Rossco He's a seeker, a wee soft cat on the prowl. He's no for chasing down the mice, but sure he'd take down a saucer of cream any day as you'd like.
@Gabriel Gomez didnt think to film it?
@Gabriel Gomez you've posted this multiple times we don't care.
@J A Thompson that's funny af 😂
"Terrorism does have a negative side .."....😂bruh. I lost it
english is my third language and i'm proud to say i can understand 2 words per sentence
need to learn Scottish too mate 😂
@@oliverquinn5499 Exactly haha it's not even English anymore
Watch it again, you get used to it pretty quick
Turn on the god d’Oman subtitles
You'll pick it up soon lad
Seriously underestimated the power of Semtex 👌
I’m from Northern Ireland and can understand every word 😂😂
So you should .my partner is northern Irish..I'm Glaswegian.👌 AND guess what? I can understand EVERY word from northern Irish people too..imagine that 🙄
I'm from Yorkshire and so can I, but only after watching and re-watching 'Rab. C. Nesbitt'.
I'm from Australia and I can understand enough of what Scottish, Irish and Welsh people are saying to put it all together (oh and even some English accents are tough) It's hard when you talk fast though.
I'm told us Aussies are hard to understand when we talk fast and use a lot of slang.
Cant wait to visit Scotland. Grandmother moved my mother and siblings to USA when mom was about ten. Grew up with the accent grandmother never fully lost the accent and when my nana banana/ great grand mother would come visit accent was think. My uncle lived in Scotland and Australia so that was a fun accent as well. This man is a genius love his art
Did yae ayeeeeeee
You're welcome to come on over. I'm sure you'd love it.
Kevin is hilarious. Im in tears😂😂
and then glasgow............we were fuckin flattered! xd
I was flattered tbh, especially when we floored the pricks.
@@Nemisis007 Glasgow the only place you'll be set about when you're on fire. Billy Connolly
"And everybody had a laugh, but terrorism does have a negative side"
What a hero! British, N Irish, with Scottish/French roots, love the richness of our United Kingdom humour and mixed cultures.
He’s not hero.in any shape or form
@@leesanders1407aw diddums
The subtitles can't cope.
Cry more.
"Haha I'd like to live in a country where the White Supremacist is black"
One of his best lines
you would say that
Clayton bigsby
Moves 4 seats away 🙄🤣
Social distancing before it was a thing ;-)
I'm Scottish..I'm in stitches here at the comments. Canadians will be chibbed lolol
I have lived in a few countries and have asked to repeat or explain many times. And i am from edinburgh
Brilliant 👏, what I loved to see in my lifetime is a self effacing, stand up Taliban comedian , they do take themselves too seriously 😂
I am English and i understand every word and love the sweaties.
I personally fight for the jocks if they were every attacked.
Hold on! it was my lot that probably attacked them last!!!.
Still love'em.
Us jocks used to own large parts of England when we won
@RyanC I would expect nothing else.
In Glasgow we drop the accent when you all aren't around
Fekking adverts wind me right up.....btw..funny as eff. 👌🏻
Can understand everything this man says as im also from a country were no one at all understands unless they live here or the uk
Too much whistling when a nice clap would do.😏
Semtex..... friends of my uncle used to DROP WHOLE TREES with it by putting it around the trunk.... no chainsaw needed...
omg thats actually a good and simple way to reivindicate something... stinkbombs !
Clever
Must've been terrible having the BNP blow up Glasgow. Oh wait......
RIP Kriss Donald
This guy should stand at a general election as an Independent.
I don’t understand the “jakes on a train” joke.
In Glasgow a "jake" is a slang term for an alcoholic/tramp. It's a pun on the movie Snakes on a Plane.
@@jmckendry84 thanks!
Yes, you need to learn the Scottish Accents!
At first you think you don't understand the Scottish accent. Then you realize you do. You just don't understand the people.
Something's wrong with them. They're a funny lot
Eccentric - I'm a Scot so I know.
I’m the only person from hull I took a little offence
@Gabriel Gomez double standards.
Love him
Brill
Asylum seekers do lie about being in danger, a friend of mine was a Jordanian Arab student who was employed part time as a translator/observer for customs and immigration because he could tell which country someone was from by their Arabic accents
Your man whistling needs to calm down a bit 😂😂
BNP
Make a joke about Lockerbie…
Who applies to get in the asylum ?I thought the men in white coats took people tere in black vans .
If someone is willing to travel thousands of miles then they're not an asylum seeker...
I'm better in this environment worse in that environment. But brave enough to compete with large groups if required
As a racist, I think it's about time we had a little more racial diversity in the BNP. We can't have people thinking we're behind the times with our racist organisations. We should look at the example set by the EDL.
www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/5349785/hearts-rangers-abdul-rafiq-edl-flute-hibs-edinburgh-derby/
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sad thing is the guy was right and in 20 years you will learn that
My mums friend was living in England in the 70s. She said here in Australia in the early 2000s we had already taken the wrong path that England had taken in the 70s....
Mmm, gammon tears, nice and salty 😋
@@brettjohnson536 why you laughing? when muslims out number you enjoy sharia lmao ill convert and fit in but you feminists,lgbt woke brigade.......oh boy im gonna smile as they throw you from the rooftops lmao
either way we win :D
POV: You're looking for triggered gammons to troll in the comment section. Keep scrolling, they're there 😁
I wish it was in English
You poor wee soul!
He is NOT speaking *Chinese!* 🤭 I'm a *Pakistani* and i understood every word crystal clear and *English* is my 3rd language. So, why can't you? 🤨
It is in English
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Kevin’s talking shite we all thought that at this time
He's talking sense and when u say we , are u talking for the entire audience , cos u weren't talking for us lot , are u talking for entire of Glasgow cos u weren't talking for us green brigade or majority of Glasgow, were u talking for Scotland, cos I know u definitely not speaking for Scotland, perhaps u think u speak for the white supremacists hiding in your bedsit on your keyboard, u little melt come outside and mouth off you'll get pelters
@@terenceholt49 he talks for All those walking the 4 seats in fear of a suicide Bomber.
@Glasgow Rossco how does that work smart bollox he will be self employed gets paid on tickets sold etc. .. always 1 hun who comes out from under stone when new rangers win there first league title
Michael Kevin is funny as feck..!!!!!
@Glasgow Rossco jealousy gets you nowhere.!!
You can make as many jokes as you want about the people who are born and bred in this country and whose families have worked, fought and died for this country, many of whom have not had an easy life, and who, bye the way, are collectively paying for the day to day living expenses of many of the immigrants /asylum seekers who are freeloading at the expense of the British State but never ever make one at the expense of the opportunist chancers that are causing so many problems in housing, education, health services etc. I actually felt physically sick watching this extremely unfunny woke Weegie
Mmmm, gammon tears, so many gammon tears, they taste sooo good! 😋😋
Yeah another politically correct tool
Lost all respect for Kevin Bridges now 😪
He has drank the kool Aid 😎
His a Celtic fan you should of seen it coming
This was years ago
Oh no! Whatever will the successful, well loved comedian do now that a guy who calls himself "silver wing" on youtube says he doesn't respect him?! 😂
@@brettjohnson536 did that make you feel good 😂
@@Silverwing4137 Yup 😎
Actually, being four seats away you might be fine with Semtex. It's designed to damage structures, not people. I wonder if he is exaggerating that accent or toning it down.
Toning it down, he does a joke about it like :
english people say "we saw you on tv you are so difficult to understand"
Glaswegians say "we saw you on telly talking like a bellend, care to explain yourself?"
Human bones are basically shrapnel.
You ever think the SEATS become shrapnel. My uncles friend used to bring down entire trees with semtex around the trunk. It's serious stuff.
@@OffGridInvestor yes, we've done similar pranks in my recon training in the Czech army. It's designed to direct it's force in the direction of most resistance. When used on a door lock(pea sized) it just opens the door without harming anyone in the room :)
Yes Kevin, but when we go to other countries it's for a couple of weeks not forever.
@Redgren Grumbholdt as an English man now living in Canada, I agree.
OK, we go to other countries to enhance our careers not scrounge off the fuckin state.
I spent a lot of my youth in Israel. If you didn't work on Kibbutz or Moshav then you got nothing.
Fuckin scroungers with phones and designer clothes, mainly men of fighting age, that's what come across the channel, get real. 🇬🇧
@Redgren Grumbholdt l
@Redgren Grumbholdt calm yir jets!
You've really nailed this one buddy... absolutely smashed your target audience.
Safe, lame, applause break comedy.
😂😂😂. I'd gladly be blown up in the name of diversity 🙄🙄
Sadly, just starting to get a little bit woke!
It's only sad if it sacrifices the humour, which it did not.
@@sendnoodles5437
Hmmm, not sure about that.
Just hope it's not a sign of things to come....
@@ursamajor6546 This was from his 2010 show anyway, and his 2018 show wasn't pandering to pearl clutching porcelain horse social justice warriors so I think we're in the clear.
@@sendnoodles5437
OK mate - thanks for the info!
The teeny-tiny alarm ultrastructurally blind because bagel technically behave aboard a mixed ashtray. wacky, breakable millennium
I see.
Gawn Scoatlin
To drive on the back of a lorry for weeks to get a flat in a housing estate...sharp
"We don't like religious fanatics that don't have a football team!" Billy Connolly
billy was funny but this is cr*p , sorry
@@smallfeet4581 Maybe you just don't get the joke.
@John Bull “what would you say to would be terrorist?”
“Don’t come to Glesga we’ll set right aboot ye”
@@smallfeet4581 Billy Connolly is brilliant no doubt about it & I relate to A LOT of what he’s taking about, it reminds me of my parents generation, how Hogmanay parties used to be etc A whole different generation relate to Kevin bridges. A crowd that are too young to relate to some of Billy’s stuff. I think they’re both great.
@@lyndsaycrawford maybe in too auld now , lol,
"What were they thinking; trying to bring terror to Glasgow"
-Billy Connolly
🍌
“Imagine having the naivety to try and bring religious war to Glasgow” - Frankie Boyle
They haven’t even got a football team!
@@hairyfishcakes you have just put me off fishcakes. 😒
still the best one imo!
He is just brilliant - LMAO every time I watch him no matter how many times I've seen the clips 😂😂😂😂
@JONATHAN SUTCLIFFE I'm guessing you're the guy he was talking about on the train ?? Just asking ....
how old are you bob?
"Walking about Lanzarote looking for a Gregg's" 😂😂😂
He is really talented and very funny. I laugh hysterically every time I watch his videos.
He lives 5 mins along from me..Networth £6mil.. has so many charities it's unbelievable..gives it all back to Scotland.. what a guy 🏴❤️🏴 Recently he donated £20,000 to a charity for someone's son . Donated his designer suits for cancer.£20,00 to help with pandemic last yr..A lot of homeless and children's charities..
@@boredweegie553 He's a good bloke, hard to understand though, but what you can understand of him is bloody funny.
Never seen someone make a terrorist attack so funny
You might like Stewart Lee
@@belindablunderbus1365 Stewart Lee, Dylan Moran, Kevin Bridges. Legends all.
Billy connolly has a bit on the glasgow suicide bomber and talks about the guy who literally ran over to the terrorist (who climbed out his car on fire) and booted him straight in the balls. Lol
@@JD_13 I was just about to say to look up Billy Connolly his is brilliant
You think terrorism is funny ?
I'm a Clydebank boy living in Australia.
This is pure gold. Absolute genius. I'm incredibly proud of Kevin as a fellow Clydebank boy.
Nicely said 😘
Im from Shettleston, hi from Dublin.
I'm Clydebank his parents stayed along the road from my nana in hardgate
I was trying to drink coffee right as he said, "stink bomb".
Comedy is important. You are able to make people laugh and make people view things the way we should.
😂 Kevin bridges is too funny.
Also, the Scottish accent is one of the best 👌🏼
'Aw that's f*kin bowfin hen!'
Slightly gutted that my city of Leeds hasn't been "put on the map", it does look like a shithole so I'll pretend it has.
I'm a Leeds lad. Live in Spain now but you'll be glad to know we are the third city most Spanish people mention.
I'm a Glaswegian and a long time Gang of Four fan so to me Leeds is on the map for better things. 👍
London is a Shithole?....Never been take your word for it.
Un funny story I went to Englad for a weekend with a friend and we went out for the evening, coming back to his town we were taking a train and on the platform was a small woman of Asian decent with 2 very small children, 2 men were screaming abuse at her telling her to go back to her own country, swearing at her as well as other insults. I will never forget that incident, no one came to her aide so I told these guys to stop harassing her it worked they started to shout and swear at me, I don't know how that woman felt but I saw fear in her eyes honestly this disgusted me more that I can ever tell
Good for you. ❤️
thank you 💗
Luckily the lady wasn’t on a train in Eastern Europe or the U.S.A ,in the 1st could end in a minor physical confrontation but the 2nd there’s a 80% chance of gunfire, these idiots forget or have never figured out that apart from the indigenous American Indians are the only people in America that aren’t an immigrant or descended from one .
Went in one of my local pubs about 40mins away from glasgow and there is a picture of kevin behind the bar pulling a pint!!! The one bloody day i wasnt there!!!
🤣🤣🤣 Kevin Bridges never disappoints !
I just listened to the whole sentence and put it together like right after he says it.
It's like it goes through a translation section in my brain and then I understand what he says. But I do always understand him at the end of a sentence usually...
Oy! John Smeaton will never have to pay for another pint in Glasgow for the rest of his life! Half time at Ibrox, the natives went wild!
Looking for a Greggs 😁
...in Lanzarote... 😂😂
He is one very clever and funny guy
Learn Glaswegian, easy fix 👍
"Smelly Taliban Bastards" might just be my new favourite triplet of words
Brilliant!!!
BRILLIANT!!!!
I've been told to go back to my own country in London...
I'm from Birmingham 😅 apparently the Midlands and Northern England is a different country.
Next time you should say your from somewhere exotic and get the racists to pay for you to have a free holiday 👌👌
@@violenceisfun991 good shout! Except I've been in Australia the last 2 years and not intending to go back to England any time soon 😂
Tom James its the accent I had difficulty with when I was a teen in a launderette and I could hardly understand a word this girl was saying to me. Was so embarrassed to keep saying what that I just ended up nodding. Glasgow 1968.
@@janeyd5280 one Irish parent, one Scottish and practically on the Welsh border so I've never had a problem with accents, and probably why I dont sound particularly English despite being born and raised there! 😂
I get what you mean though, I've had to adopt a southern English accent a few times so people can understand me (until too much beer is consumed and it goes back to "are you Irish, or Scottish?")
I got asked for the first time a few months ago where I'm from based on my accent. Not out of racism or anything like that, the guy was just curious. I don't blame him for asking - I'm Scottish raised to an southern English mum in the north, my accent is half n half.
If you heard my voice you'd likely think I was English, but I very much use Scottish slang.
I think I'm beginning to understand this language. Oh my god. I'm proud of myself.
I am American and I LOVE the Scots, and I can understand almost every word he says. It’s only when he speaks a bit fast that I miss some words.
Elvis Presley visited Glasgow Airport for about an hour in 1960 in order to board a connecting flight. Try not to get too excited, Kevin.
Nope it was prestwick airport
I’m from aworking class family from Belfast and I could relate with Glaswegians more than people from Lisburn ten miles from me
he’s a leg😂can’t get enough
Bouffin 😆
I'm Welsh and understand every word he says. I just miss things because I'm laughing so much 😂😂
walking about lanzarote looking for a greggs oh you mean like lad baby lol
Very funny
Love this man, sorry had to leave, end up pissing myself.
How/why has the recent refugee crisis has created legal human trafficking..
I see the whistling fannies are out in force...AGAIN. Gonnae just FO!
Well, adjusting to the Australian accent hasn't really helped me with the Scottish accent at all I see. I could still understand most of what he said at the very least. 😁
As an Australian I could understand it all. But I can also perfectly speak the most heavily accented and jumbled up versions of pidgin English in the world (Solomon Islands). Most words have been blurred to something else with pacific tribal words added in.
Avanothergoyamug
"Asian appearance"....since when did Asia cause any problems...you mean Middle Eastern right....this is the sort of thing that causes problems
I watch Kevin late at night when I have reached my totally limit of politics, MM & H….etc…..the guy puts me in such a better place 👍
People who speak Punjabi are mostly Seikh so they wouldn’t really be wearing Burkah as that’s mostly Muslim. Love the irony of his comedy 😂😂😂
That's not the point of the joke really it's more how stupid racist people can be and I really find it rather pedantic that when you watch comedy you expect 100% accuracy
I don’t think it’s pedantic; if your going to mock arsehole racist people then I think it’s probably a good idea to have a grip on the facts of your comedy. Don’t get me wrong, he’s a very funny man but I think if you’re going to touch on xenophobia and racism, I feel it’s important to show you understand what you’re meaning when you mock people. Maybe I’m wrong
@@MrMallum but he was probably 99% quoting what the person on the train had actually said to him and that in itself shows how stupid and ignorant racists are, consider that one my friend? Look who the former president was, a massive racist who didn't understand facts
@@MrMallum I reckon that is how the racist said it to him. Not the way he is interpretating it.
Vast numbers of Punjabis are Muslim Pakistanis and some of them may wear a burka.