Okay imagine you’re in an office, settling statements with lawyers for an upcoming trial in court, and you just hear someone banging against the walls and yelling. “IM SORRY FOR YELLING POGCHAMP AFTER YOU NUTTED IN ME? WEEBS”
@@_gorillaithink_9146 I can only hope that the others in the building are okay with it. If not that, then they’re either really pissed off or somewhat aroused and both of those concern me for Wilbur’s well-being.
Meanwhile, at Eddington Solicitors: “So if you look here, this option seems much more money savvy-“ “*muffled* NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOO!!!” “My god, was someone murdered next door?” “*sigh* No Brenda, it’s just that insane man that screams at his computer. Ignore him”
-next day- Brenda : Sir , I was thinking about the insane man you talked about yesterday. Stop Brenda , don't talk about he , our else he m... Wilbor : ~slaps the wall~ HEYYYY Edd , my boy ! Brenda : I'm sorry sir , I wasn t aware of such problem , I'm sorry. Edd : me too Brenda ~sigh~ me too...
Imagine the new hire is like "Hey man, what's that weird noise?" *RULE NUMBEER 1 NO BOOMERS-* "That is the man who screams at his computer for hours..."
All Rules: 1. No Boombers 2. No Zoomers 3. No weebs under the penalty of death I’m looking at you Phil 4. No marvel stans 5. Stan loona 6. No kpop 7. No my little pony friendship is f*** 8. No videos I have already seen before 9. Staged videos are ______ 10. Ignore rule number five 11. Loud is sometimes funny You are welcome Wilbur
"You're not funny" hey Wilbur remember that one stream where you got like 10 lives and lost all of them? Good times Edit: For anyone wondering which stream this was, this was the YLYL Harmonica Edition, not sure which number
@@catarianepeta I don't know which specific video it is, but here's the playlist of all of his YLYL videos: th-cam.com/play/PL6WHJUJ5a3FkD18pXEElI2lvdjz7TWpBb.html
The conversation " I'm in an office now! _hits wall_ " " *muffled* will you fucking shut up? " " Uhh I'm gonna get a noise complaint " makes me laugh way more than it should edit: it has come to my attention that this was edited in. honestly? doesn't matter. the people on the other side of that wall were definetly thinking it anyways
"Rule 11: Respect authority but only if they're not challenging your rights." He said while being a sentient noise complaint. Also, is it really a win if your strategy will eventually cost you your office space?
14:33 Wilbur's Note: This is genuinely the worst thing that has ever been submitted to a YLYL ever. Seriously. I absolutely hate every ounce of it and have only realised upon reviewing the edit.
What to look for where you live to know REPLACEMENT Mud Flood Populations are in your Home Towns to your Mega Cities that are of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition as The Society of nonmason at defeating the UNITED NATIONS International Mafia of FREE MASON Lodge Member where you live…. Look for what we call Brand New BUILDINGS from Atlanta to Miami to Any MEGA CITY cause they new STACK AND PACKS are for the U.N. TROOPS whom will live among you, spy on you, keep records on you The NONMASON in your locations no matter what U.N. FLAG your Home Land or Main Land of Father Land or Mother Land flies for even these 50 U.S. FLAGS are put under the U.S. FLAG that is nothing but just one of many many many PEACEKEEPER U.N. FLAGS…. Strange Cyber Security Buildings that are going to have the same INTERNATIONALIST Globalist Camera, Eye Scanners, Face Recognition, and BARS to Gated Communities cause them are the REPLACEMENT POPULATION for you location known as the NEW Mud Flood Walking Dead called U.N. Global Citizens of their GLOBAL GOVERNMENT with their TOTAL domination of TH-cam to Reddit to Twitter to FACE BOOK, and them that PROMOTE this Fake (COVID19) World Domination Plot of them FREE MASON Lodges at your locations…. Remember, many people are kept poor ON PURPOSE, so they can take Poor Africans, Poor South Americans, Poor Indians, Poor Asians, and even Poor Caucasians to say: JOIN US the FREE MASON NEW WORLD ORDER, and we will give you a New Place to live, I New Car, and Lots of PAPER ink on paper money or just Digits in this BITCOIN Agenda of Tracking all Buying and Selling MARK of The Beast, and these people will create the BLACK WHITE TV show of COLOR at WAR!!!! That said, know whom is an American DARK SKIN U.S. Citizen, and know whom is an AFRICAN AMERICAN non U.S. Citizen DARK SKIN coming to kill you off for we U.S. Citizens must all die for the FREE MASON and their 192 U.N. FLAGS to take over the whole world…. NEVER FORGET we Humans are Celestial Beings in these TEMPORARY Avatar Flesh and Blood and Bones bodies, but we share our Bodies with Evil Spirits, Good Spirits, SOLIDS them Biological things that make certain peoples eyes go SOLID BLACK, and then the Symbiots whom are connected to THE MACHINE and can be used as Guides in this never ending VIDEO GAME Holographic Life called PURGATORY, so do not get trapped here by not learning to speak with all your INNER VOICES and find consensus, and if you can SEE THINGS, then do not let the ENEMY these FREE MASON whom run all Hospitals, all Religions, All GOVERNMENTS, and ALL SCHOOLS!!!! Finally and most important as Celestial Beings in this Celestial Sphere THE GREAT WORK, we must know that the SOLIDS aka Biologicals are at WAR with the Symbiots aka Synthetics, and we whom have both, or know of this WAR want UNITY by way of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition…. Theretofore, and wheretofore, it is most likely THIS PLACE the SIMULATION will go the way of them that serve S.A.T.A.N. and L.U.C.I.F.E.R. where the EDISON Machines an A.I. of Forced Slave Labour Technology and Mechanization that all these 5G Eugenics CELL Manipulation TOWERS want to turn all people into BUG EYED PEOPLE like the WHITE Chinese with their BLACK ONLY PUPILS, and in this, the machines are not here to help WE THE PEOPLE, but to eradicate all Blue - Green - Brown Eyes, and then WIPE OUT ALL SKIN TONES till only the Bug People of CHINA will do whatever they are told by the SYNTHETICS, and this is the war we Celestial Beings find ourselves trapped in till we die and get judged, and move on…. th-cam.com/video/st12PMiFg4Y/w-d-xo.html The U.N. FLAGS are [all controlled] /-\ by EVIL SPIRITS {be they} +=+ Biological or Synthetic Life Forms…. The Oracle for the END OF AN AGE, and this TIME LINE… Connected to The Source of All Creation, and The Source of All Destruction…. The Sentinel… [///|||\\\] +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Wilbur’s Note at 14:28 “This is genuinely the worst thing that has ever been submitted to a YLYL. Ever. Seriously. I absolutely hate every ounce of it and have only realized upon reviewing the edit.”
~imagine~ you're getting a divorce, your now ex-wife will take the kids, you're sitting at edington lawyers. then you hear it: "wHy ArE TheRe PoOp aNTs iN My rEcOmmENdeD"
i remembered his rules when he didit 1: no boomers 2: no zoomers 3: no weebs (under the penalty of DEATH) ((im looking at you phil)) 4: no marvel stans 5: stan luna 6: no k- pop 7: no my little pony: friendship is F*CK 8: no videos i already seen before 9: staged videos are sh*t 10: ignore rule 5
Wilbur: "HEY EDDIE.." Person trying to have a meeting behind him: "What does this odd loud man want now.." Wilbur: "..EDDIE MY BOY.." Person trying to have a meeting behind him: "Lord save me." Wilbur: *yells* Person trying to have a meeting behind him: *bangs head on desk*
@@mere_serendipity8275 person trying to have a meeting: ok so- wilbur: IMS ORRY FOR YELLING POGCHAMP AFTER YOU NUTTED IN MEEE person trying to have a meeting: ...
I love how he sees ppl get hurt and he almost laughs but when he sees animals get hurt like cats he just say awwww i just find that so wholesome. Love watching your videos wilbur keep up the good work! 😁💜
11:15 I once saw an ad where a girl was shouting at a guy and the guy wasn’t listening and looking at his phone so the girl shoved the phone out of his hands onto the pavement breaking it and storms off and while the guy sits in shock text pops up that says “we can’t fix your relationship but we can fix your phone”
SEASON ONE:
Get them while they're hot
freshmerch.fm/collections/wilbur-soot
ok
Wilbur Soot I love you please love me
Wilbur Soot Yes
Handsome boi
how long do we have to wait for 'dirty crime boy' merch?
Wilbur: "I'm in an office and I've already gotten noise complaints"
Also Wilbur: gets louder
Me, the whole video: Dude stop screaming.
Martin The Lycanroc yeah
@@martingerd *Eddington Solicitors
Squishy Alpaca HEY EDDIe
THEY CANNOT IGNORE WHAT THEY CANNOT AVOID
GET
LOUDER
Imagine being at your job and hear “I’m SoRrY i SaId PoGcHaMp AfTeR yOu NuTtEd In Me” screamed from the other room.
lmao i rly wish someone was in the middle of a meeting when he said that
it's NOT FUNNY
Lmao, imagine tho
He mimicked it so well I’m scared
imagine there's going to be that one kid watching this in school and his teacher hears this
“For legal reasons that was a joke”
And now you have neighbors who can help
Hehe well done
I don't think they would help him after this vid
For serious Indian mafia please don't kill me that's a joke ( ○~○*)
Böllöcks
Congratulations!
Okay imagine you’re in an office, settling statements with lawyers for an upcoming trial in court, and you just hear someone banging against the walls and yelling. “IM SORRY FOR YELLING POGCHAMP AFTER YOU NUTTED IN ME? WEEBS”
💀
💀
I've seen this joke over and over when Wilbur is in this office and I still find it funny 😂😂
😳
For real, I wanna know what they were thinking or what their faces looked like 😂😂
Imagine screaming in a place where the people around you can literally sue you
*eviction has entered the chat*
Not only screaming, but screaming “I’m sorry for saying pogchamp when you nutted in me”
@@_gorillaithink_9146 "UwU daddy, pogchamp"
_ GorillaIthinK _ it gives me so much anxiety like Wilbur how do you net care
@@_gorillaithink_9146 I can only hope that the others in the building are okay with it. If not that, then they’re either really pissed off or somewhat aroused and both of those concern me for Wilbur’s well-being.
Meanwhile, at Eddington Solicitors:
“So if you look here, this option seems much more money savvy-“
“*muffled* NOOOOOOOO!!!! NOO!!!”
“My god, was someone murdered next door?”
“*sigh* No Brenda, it’s just that insane man that screams at his computer. Ignore him”
Jeez BRENDA
Ah yes, I too enjoy being "money savvy"
you misspelled 'e-boy'
-next day-
Brenda : Sir , I was thinking about the insane man you talked about yesterday.
Stop Brenda , don't talk about he , our else he m...
Wilbor : ~slaps the wall~ HEYYYY Edd , my boy !
Brenda : I'm sorry sir , I wasn t aware of such problem , I'm sorry.
Edd : me too Brenda ~sigh~ me too...
“*muffled* IM SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP AFTER YOU NUTTED IN ME”
Person at Edingtons: what’s that sound?
Wilbur: *shouting*
Edingtons: oh that’s just the crazy man next door who talks to his computer
dude how did this comment get 2 likes let alone 1.5k
HEY EDDY
EDDY MA BOI
Imagine the new hire is like "Hey man, what's that weird noise?"
*RULE NUMBEER 1 NO BOOMERS-*
"That is the man who screams at his computer for hours..."
@@alexenglish2240 because it’s a good comment idk?
All Rules: 1. No Boombers
2. No Zoomers
3. No weebs under the penalty of death I’m looking at you Phil
4. No marvel stans
5. Stan loona
6. No kpop
7. No my little pony friendship is f***
8. No videos I have already seen before
9. Staged videos are ______
10. Ignore rule number five
11. Loud is sometimes funny
You are welcome Wilbur
Number 11 is like 10 separate things
Thank you
PLEASE BOOMBERS😭😭🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️🚶♀️
m l p*
@@ohmykirsten LMAO
Now that he is in his office, he’s in the wild, scared and confused. He might just forget to laugh, an instant winning method
Queesays yes th-cam.com/video/B7SWddJUrbo/w-d-xo.html
*lOSt aNd cOnFuSed*
why is he in an office again
you were right!
Trashcan Artist he moved and his new place doesnt have internet and he cant stream off 4g
"Susan would you file the papers for the Leroy case for m-"
"RULE NUMBER 1 NO BOOMERS RULE NUMBER 2"
"not this again"
Underrated comment
@@TheodoreCoolman
@@deletedchannel2379 I really don't know what it is about it, I just laughed really hard at it :)
NO ZOOMERS
@@TheodoreCoolman all I wanna do is make people smile or laugh and I'm glad my dumb comment could do that :)
Willbur- *Bangs on the wall*
Voice- " Will you f*cking shut up"
Willbur- *Creepily smiles and stares in the camera*
@Minekaimon 1:00
@Minekaimon mhm
is that edited in or no?
THAT PFP LMAO
@-Lunar- -Shadows- idk it sounds too clear to be real
10:40
Song: Tennis ball throw against the wall, helps me forget about my cancer.
Wilbur: **suprised** NOOOO!
tennis ball against wall
Dun
I had the biggest troll smile on my face when I saw his response, because I knew where the video went.
Came here from ‘Perfectly Cut Screams’?
@@Random_Person2706 ???
Wilbur: "WoOoO RULES, AUTHORITY"
Also Wilbur: *is breaking rules while doing this*
Its ok hes also saying he loves rules so it cancels out
jesus christ how many times has he broke the rules
"You're not funny" hey Wilbur remember that one stream where you got like 10 lives and lost all of them? Good times
Edit: For anyone wondering which stream this was, this was the YLYL Harmonica Edition, not sure which number
Which one was that? Quarantine has been a complete bitch and i need to laugh
@@catarianepeta I don't know which specific video it is, but here's the playlist of all of his YLYL videos:
th-cam.com/play/PL6WHJUJ5a3FkD18pXEElI2lvdjz7TWpBb.html
Ylyl 7 (the one with the harmonica
Daddly
I remembered that one lol
Wilbur screaming with businesses around him gives me such anxiety.
I can't even enjoy the video because of this, I'm so uncomfortable-
I'm glad I'm not the only one
I thought I was alone lol
Glad I'm not the only one. The entire time I was wincing thinking how unfair it was for the people around him doing actual business...
anxious people rise up
1:14 Those tesco cookies are amazing
i can confirm that
trust me
they are to die for
Ikr, I love Tesco cookies!!
Same. Honestly, I would give up one of my limbs for a bag of those.
@@ivyandsundewthefloofbudgie1308 how would you eat them with no limbs? ‘:0
@@stelstellar We can always do like birds and pick food with our mouths
What are they called. PLEASE
The fact he's in a bland office and not his dimly lit bedroom makes me really uncomfortable
How come he’s in an office now?
His character has been completely thrown off and the anime is ruined
Maynard James Keenan-type vibe
@@spunkgoogler8300 he moved and his new house doesn't have internet (or is like really slow for streaming)
H - T He moved into a new house and his new house doesn't have internet so he's renting an office to stream now :D
The conversation
" I'm in an office now! _hits wall_ "
" *muffled* will you fucking shut up? "
" Uhh I'm gonna get a noise complaint "
makes me laugh way more than it should
edit: it has come to my attention that this was edited in. honestly? doesn't matter. the people on the other side of that wall were definetly thinking it anyways
Timestamp
@@imaperson9582 1:00
@Macy Ligon Yea someone in the next office over said the second line
@@alesrip I thought that was edited in omg-
@@imaperson9582 greetings fellow person
Imagine being able to afford an office space, just to look at memes and terrorise minecraft servers
Dont forget his neighbors.
Living the dream.
It isnt expensive
it's probably a lot cheaper rn, with so many places closing
Imagine being a classy solicitor, working for years to get your degree and built up a reputation, only to be bullied by a shouty minecraft man
I love how on the 'WHY IS HE BREAD' wilbur is genuinely concerned like he doesn't even smile he just looks suprised
Now he's 26 and he works in an office.
Now he’s 26 and hes been evicted
@@valerieepilepsia983 XD
nine til five not the best he’ll be honest
Foreshadowing!
@@valerieepilepsia983 he 24...?
This is a pretty slow speedrun to get evicted for noise complaints
When’s the reset
pewdiepie holds the record i think
Something like 3 times in 6 months, right?
"So the terms of your lease ar-
THAT'S THE WEED
"What was that?"
"Ignore him Ms. Johnson ignore him"
This comment made my day POG
@Ethan Hendricks sorry I didn't hear the terms and conditions because of a guy shouting for weed
666 likes
weed
11:33
10:53 LMAO THE WAY IT RANDOMLY STARTED PLAYING AGAIN
"Rule 11: Respect authority but only if they're not challenging your rights." He said while being a sentient noise complaint.
Also, is it really a win if your strategy will eventually cost you your office space?
You missed the bit about chucking a brick through a windshield. Might be important.
th-cam.com/video/w2td-1qDNpc/w-d-xo.html this
@@Kian30398 but for legal reasons, that was a joke.
did you win?
yes.
what did it cost you?
my office space
Lawyers: please stop being noisy
Wilbur: RULES RULES WE LOVE RULES
Wilbur: IM SORRY FOR SAYING POGCHAMP WHEN YOU NUTTED IN ME
i was there the whole chat was big cringe
I feel like wilbur is purposely being louder now that other people can hear him
Baarko 400th like
@@noizeyboy7105 cool
666th like 😎😎😎
As he would
@@xbear7473 should*
Imagine being in the office next to Wilbur's and just hearing “IT WAS A WALMART ADD?!?”
Imagine being in a lawyers office finalizing your divorce and through the door you hear 11:33
I think the correct time stamp is 11:39 i corrected to carl wheezer saying it
"I'm sorry, I just don't love y-"
"WHO PUT *POOP ANTS* "
@@ghostyoo6573 but then again, imayine getting a divorce and you hear carl wheexer saying, "Im sorry i said pog champ after you nutted in me"
"Um, Mr.Edington?Who is next door from us"
"It's a long story"
or maybe "No my little pony friendship is F-"
Let me set the scene: your in your office, just vibing, doing what you do the all of a sudden you hear “NOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOO!”
I love how you're just vibing in the office, not working lol
Or “I’M SORRY I SAID POGCHAMP AFTER YOU NUTTED IN ME”
They're trying to do their studies bro
“We got.. a... a shiba...”
Don’t kid yourself, that’s Tofu Chan.
Yeah
I read "don't kill yourself" NOOOO💀
Yep
@@Bojannna44 SAME 😭😭
@@Bojannna44 wdym no isnt that a good thing-
10:28 is the best just cuz of Wilbur’s reaction
😡
_They don't like that I'm constantly shouting their name..._
*HEY EDDY, EDDY M'BOY WUUUEEEE*
*_W U U U E E E E_*
W U U U U EEEE
W U U U U U U U E E E E E E E E E E E E
W U U U U U U U U U U U E E E E E E E E E E E
W *U* U U U U U *E* E E E E E
Its like he's trying to get kicked out from noise complaints.
I’m waiting for it mid stream tbh
I give it a week
@@WinterHillTV he's been there for more than a week actually
1 thousanth like on your comment
He knows it gives him more content in the end, so more cash. That's why this shit is epic
I can’t possibly imagine Wilbur being allowed to stay in this office for over 2 more weeks
Imma come back in like a month, and see if everyone is gonna comment "tHiS dIdNt aGe wElL"
Jack Smile666 tHiS dIdNt aGe wElL
« Comment posted 2 weeks ago »
*still in office*
Watched his latest stream, still in the office.
Jack Smile666 tHiS dIdNt aGe wElL
11:21 Imma be honest I laught at this purely because when he pointed at the door it went in sync with the song.
Now that he's in an office, I get anxiety every time he's even slightly loud
And he fucking yells
(Y) S ame
i leave for 1 months and all this happens... why is he even in an office?
Frown ikr I’m lost too
SAME DYHAVBSNWD
Imagine trying to do your work and you just hear “THE WEED”
LMAO
E
Or even
Faintly from the other wall "tennis ball, throw it against the wall"
I’d be that guy lol
reggie really did ma boi ivysaur like that
I feel extreme anxiety just watching him yell after he told us about his noise complaint
No you don't
@@osuplaeyurreallygood why wouldnt he
@@Charles-ek5tf because that's not what anxiety is
@@osuplaeyurreallygood dawg what do you mean
Yeah so am I its making me really anxious I wanna tell him to be quite before he gets evicted 😂
Fun fact:Wilbur soot is the most amazing youtuber and has the fluffiest hair
Wilbur: "Yeah eddington solutions also dosen't like it when I shout their name"
Also Wilbur 5 seconds later: "EDDIE, EDDIE MY BOY"
I love how he got LOUDER after the noise complaint
“they also don’t like when i keep shouting their name-“
“HEY EDDY”
W U U U E E
and i, i did a thing where every 10 subscribers i got i would scream at the top of my lungs
They send me a little complaint
@@epsilonjota uh because apparently, “apparently it’s not conducive to professional working environment”
@@luvariaa But, I- uh you know what I say to them?
wilbur: yea i got complaints for yelling
also wilbur: *yells for the whole video*
Imagine sitting in your office and hear a grown man yell " *RULE NUMBER 1 NO BOOMERS RULE NUMBER 2 NO ZOOMERS...* "
PFFTTTT
He is so right
RULE NUMBER THREE NO WEEBS (UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH (HE'S LOOKING AT YOU PHIL))
@@meh_81 rule number four no marvel stans
@@3strella_ rule number five stan loona
I wonder what people think when he screams into the sky “MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS FUCK”
“Eddie ma boi aaaayyyyyyy” - Wilbur soot
AAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY-
EDDIE MA BOI! OOOOOOOOAAAAAAAEEEEEEE!
WEEEEAAAAYYYYY
YASSS EDDDDDIIIIEEEEEEE
“EDdIEE MA 🅱️OI
AAAAAÆEEEEE”
I like how he welcomes everyone in his office.
Imagine being a lawyer, going into work one day only to find a streamer moved into the office next door...
And later hearing him scream "NO MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS FUCK"
Sounds like very gay fanfiction
wasnt that just the plot of letsplay (webtoon)
"So regarding the clause E of point 4 of the case regard-"
"YOOOOO THANKS PUSSYMASTER69 FOR THE MASSIVE 1K DROP THANKS DUDE"
@@vextronx then, in the same hour *"I'M SORRY I YELLED POGCHAMP AFTER YOU NUTTED IN ME"*
Imagine having to work at a deadend job in an office complex while Wilbur just comes in to look at memes and scream.
He was next to lawyers that isn’t a dead end job
Amazing, isn't it
wait someone tell me why he’s in an office i’m new here
thank you so much he just moved his place of streaming to somewhere better and they keep giving him noise complaints😂
14:33 Wilbur's Note: This is genuinely the worst thing that has ever been submitted to a YLYL ever. Seriously. I absolutely hate every ounce of it and have only realised upon reviewing the edit.
There is something wrong here but idk what is wrong someone tell me
That is the funniest thing I've ever seen
At the beginning of the video I liked Wilbur, at the end I despised him because he said that video was garbo
@@ancientgumface I know I actually burst out laughing at that one
It’s what I would expect a kid from the years of 7-12 to laugh at.
7:54 " otherwise, break a windsheild " * me who broke a windshield not to long ago * am i being targeted? qmq
Narrator: That's The Weed
Wilbur: THAT'S THE W E E D ! ! ! !
06:10
Imagine u hear that while ur working?
You probably are already used to him just screaming wierd things out of context.
Wilbur: I'm in an office and I got a noise complaint
Also Wilbur: AAAAAAAAAAA
Literally,, he was yelling every thirty seconds
@@chloec7684 for legal reasons that's a joke 😂
What to look for where you live to know REPLACEMENT Mud Flood Populations are in your Home Towns to your Mega Cities that are of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition as The Society of nonmason at defeating the UNITED NATIONS International Mafia of FREE MASON Lodge Member where you live….
Look for what we call Brand New BUILDINGS from Atlanta to Miami to Any MEGA CITY cause they new STACK AND PACKS are for the U.N. TROOPS whom will live among you, spy on you, keep records on you The NONMASON in your locations no matter what U.N. FLAG your Home Land or Main Land of Father Land or Mother Land flies for even these 50 U.S. FLAGS are put under the U.S. FLAG that is nothing but just one of many many many PEACEKEEPER U.N. FLAGS….
Strange Cyber Security Buildings that are going to have the same INTERNATIONALIST Globalist Camera, Eye Scanners, Face Recognition, and BARS to Gated Communities cause them are the REPLACEMENT POPULATION for you location known as the NEW Mud Flood Walking Dead called U.N. Global Citizens of their GLOBAL GOVERNMENT with their TOTAL domination of TH-cam to Reddit to Twitter to FACE BOOK, and them that PROMOTE this Fake (COVID19) World Domination Plot of them FREE MASON Lodges at your locations….
Remember, many people are kept poor ON PURPOSE, so they can take Poor Africans, Poor South Americans, Poor Indians, Poor Asians, and even Poor Caucasians to say: JOIN US the FREE MASON NEW WORLD ORDER, and we will give you a New Place to live, I New Car, and Lots of PAPER ink on paper money or just Digits in this BITCOIN Agenda of Tracking all Buying and Selling MARK of The Beast, and these people will create the BLACK WHITE TV show of COLOR at WAR!!!! That said, know whom is an American DARK SKIN U.S. Citizen, and know whom is an AFRICAN AMERICAN non U.S. Citizen DARK SKIN coming to kill you off for we U.S. Citizens must all die for the FREE MASON and their 192 U.N. FLAGS to take over the whole world….
NEVER FORGET we Humans are Celestial Beings in these TEMPORARY Avatar Flesh and Blood and Bones bodies, but we share our Bodies with Evil Spirits, Good Spirits, SOLIDS them Biological things that make certain peoples eyes go SOLID BLACK, and then the Symbiots whom are connected to THE MACHINE and can be used as Guides in this never ending VIDEO GAME Holographic Life called PURGATORY, so do not get trapped here by not learning to speak with all your INNER VOICES and find consensus, and if you can SEE THINGS, then do not let the ENEMY these FREE MASON whom run all Hospitals, all Religions, All GOVERNMENTS, and ALL SCHOOLS!!!!
Finally and most important as Celestial Beings in this Celestial Sphere THE GREAT WORK, we must know that the SOLIDS aka Biologicals are at WAR with the Symbiots aka Synthetics, and we whom have both, or know of this WAR want UNITY by way of and for OUR WORLD REPUBLIC CONSTITUTION Coalition….
Theretofore, and wheretofore, it is most likely THIS PLACE the SIMULATION will go the way of them that serve S.A.T.A.N. and L.U.C.I.F.E.R. where the EDISON Machines an A.I. of Forced Slave Labour Technology and Mechanization that all these 5G Eugenics CELL Manipulation TOWERS want to turn all people into BUG EYED PEOPLE like the WHITE Chinese with their BLACK ONLY PUPILS, and in this, the machines are not here to help WE THE PEOPLE, but to eradicate all Blue - Green - Brown Eyes, and then WIPE OUT ALL SKIN TONES till only the Bug People of CHINA will do whatever they are told by the SYNTHETICS, and this is the war we Celestial Beings find ourselves trapped in till we die and get judged, and move on….
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The U.N. FLAGS are [all controlled] /-\ by EVIL SPIRITS {be they} +=+ Biological or Synthetic Life Forms….
The Oracle for the END OF AN AGE, and this TIME LINE… Connected to The Source of All Creation, and The Source of All Destruction….
The Sentinel…
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@@thewriteinpresident you good my guy?
Wilbur: I got a noise complaint
Wilbur: Let's see how many more I can get
Hi
It's going to be okay, okay? The main thing is to believe in it and make an effort, and everything will get better!
I love you so much
i very much agree with the make an effort part
Wilbur’s Note at 14:28
“This is genuinely the worst thing that has ever been submitted to a YLYL. Ever. Seriously. I absolutely hate every ounce of it and have only realized upon reviewing the edit.”
OMG thank youuuuu I was looking for thattttt
Y did he hate if
@@cymar bad
@@cymar bad
@@cymar bad
*_"Helps me forget about my cancer"_*
*_-Tennis ball kid_*
*"NNNNOOOOO-*
*-Wilbur Soot*
10:28
@@luciiditytv That rhymes
"Bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce"
*N O O O O O O O O O O*
~imagine~
you're getting a divorce, your now ex-wife will take the kids, you're sitting at edington lawyers.
then you hear it:
"wHy ArE TheRe PoOp aNTs iN My rEcOmmENdeD"
Lol
“ FRIENDSHIP IS *FUCK* ”
mark robinson's lawyer solutions*
11:33 and this.
Wilbur: heres all the things on are merch!!
No one:
Me: Pigion
Holy sH!t thanks for highlighting my comment LOL (This is my second account i made so like ._. )
“It makes me forget about my cancer...”
*_W A L M A R T_*
Target be like: Now, let's 1 up them by having an autistic kid rap about shitting basketballs
@@vuhzz WHERE IS THE VIDEO
@@khmersbelovedman647 It's not a real video
This makes me so mad it's not even funny.
(Not your comment. The ad.)
950th lake
With that office, you're now even more of a businessman than Schlatt
@@Kedamohno what are you doing here bucciarati
Here to sell some Sootcoin
@@maxpanich8634 *The newest and only currency*
“I don’t wear many different clothes”
**comes every day in a different outfit**
And some fancy ones too
Lol
10:33 I was laughing so hard until best part in the whole thing.
I feel so bad for the other people in that office building. Every time he yells I can imagine them all glaring angrily in his general direction.
Cicerobully yes !! this was so hard to watch ;v;
If I was in that office I would knock on the door and be like "wow this is snazzy!" And then leave
me
I couldn’t even enjoy the vid cause I was anxious about Wilbur’s noise levels lol
Same here, lmao.
Same here as well
Same here lol
L
Every time he screamed externally, I screamed Internally.
Big true here
"Helps me forget about my cancer."
" *_NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_* "
69
420
Shop Wal-Mart.
NO NO STOP STOP HOHHO NOWAY WHOOO OMG THAT'S A WALMART AD I DON'T KNOW I CANT
What is the time stamp?
4:40 my ELA teacher when I don't write my story with the most detail possible:
"I've gotten noise complaints." Proceeds to scream at every video
Wilbur out here speedrunning how quickly he can get kicked out of the office
this hits different knowing mans has a restraining order from this building lmao
yh lol
Really?
@@glompasol9765 yeah lmao
69th like les get it
i mean I understand why 💀
This keeps making me laugh, idk how this man can not laugh XD
wilbur: "i got a noise complaint"
also wilbur: " IM SORRY I SAID POG CHAMP AFTER YOU NUTTED IN MEEEEEEEEE"
I- when? Please xd
Hadar K 11:30
11:33
The people in the office behind you must be very concerned
Sounds like cosmo
@@sandtaco2766 WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS
Thx
@@sandtaco2766 OH NO-
Ahhhhh, just what I was looking for XD
Why does it feel like Carson and Wilbur don’t exist in the same universe?
I feel like a lot of TH-camrs couldn't possibly live in the same universe
Does Wilbur hate Carson or something
@Synonomous-Tsukihi ok what? why does wilbur hate carson? what's the story behind that one chief???
they dont and they shouldnt
(lol guys I think it was a joke)
15:56 That's WAY,WAY,WAY,WAY,WAY too creepy.
I think he intensionaly is loud just to piss off these Edingtons
what’s an edington
Dissapointmint did you watch the video
I'd like to apologise on behalf of my family. Its been a tough week. We do not mean harm
Sam Edgington lmao
intensionaly
He's only gonna have this offoce for like,,, a month, then he'll be kicked out
You expect THAT long?
I like the fact that this is edited and you still call it an "offoce"
"offoce"
hous is still better
I'll give him a week
Me: Sees Shiba.
My mind: "TOFU CHAN!"
Wilbur: Starts saying names.
Me: Waiting for him to say Tofu Chan.
Wilbur: "We got a Shiba".
Me: Depression
That’s exactly WHAT I WAS THINKINGGGG
"Konichiwa bitches!"
5:17 honestly my favourite for nostalgia purposes
Calling it now, Wilbur's gonna get evicted by the end of this week
Facts
Yes
From his drug farm or this?
Yup.
Looks like he streamed this at 9PM UK time so he should be okay
My cousin just walked past,looked at my screen and said oh he's cute and walked away Lmaooooo
fax
Let me tell you something, your cousin has a nice taste 👍👍👍
I don't blame em
It hard to argue with his assessment
Person of culture
16:26
Wilbur: Who won?
Someone in the comment section: *u r stinky*
lmao
Lol
16:25 8th comment
Wilbur: “This is where things start to get better!”
Chat: 1 2 7 3 dOwN tO rOcKaFeLlA sTrEeT
Time stamp: 9:00
what's this song called?
@@omega_vanja im quite sure it’s just called “Rockefeller street”
Wilbur: I got a noise complaint..
Also Wilbur: that's thE WEED!!
Le weed
Wilbur: "Chat, you've failed, you're not funny enough!"
Also Wilbur: *Fails to count*
Well atleast he tried so hard to not laugh (aka just smiling)
@@l.v1e Fair do's.
This is my favorite ylyl because he nearly laughs at OUI VAS-Y OUI OUI
Also Wilbur: spastically shaking at some of the videos
Door
11:33
Imagine hearing this through the walls
BAHAHA
Haha
Definitely lol
I PAUSED AT 2:12 OH MY GOD IM CRYING--
His neighbors must be thinking
"Why is there a man screaming to himself about walmart adds?"
11:33 I'm totally taking this out of context
why did i click it-
I can't wait to see wilbur tweet about how he got kicked out of the office
why is he in the office tho
I have no idea but I wanna know why
Him: try not to laugh
Me:try not to laugh bc I am eating and almost choked on food
Wilbur at home: *quiet boy*
Wilbur at office: *sound intensifies*
i remembered his rules when he didit
1: no boomers
2: no zoomers
3: no weebs
(under the penalty of DEATH)
((im looking at you phil))
4: no marvel stans
5: stan luna
6: no k- pop
7: no my little pony: friendship is F*CK
8: no videos i already seen before
9: staged videos are sh*t
10: ignore rule 5
11. loud is sometimes funny
loona*
@@leilanibibb16 rule 11 A) not funny
11 B) is funny
@Michael Raczkowski wat
the way he says stan loona and then says no kpop
Wilbur: "HEY EDDIE.."
Person trying to have a meeting behind him: "What does this odd loud man want now.."
Wilbur: "..EDDIE MY BOY.."
Person trying to have a meeting behind him: "Lord save me."
Wilbur: *yells*
Person trying to have a meeting behind him: *bangs head on desk*
Person trying to have a meeting behind him:
Well, you see, the prices only g...
Wilbur: *that's thE WEED!*
@@mere_serendipity8275
person trying to have a meeting: ok so-
wilbur: IMS ORRY FOR YELLING POGCHAMP AFTER YOU NUTTED IN MEEE
person trying to have a meeting: ...
I love how he sees ppl get hurt and he almost laughs but when he sees animals get hurt like cats he just say awwww i just find that so wholesome. Love watching your videos wilbur keep up the good work! 😁💜
At one point his neighbors in the office are going to memorize the rules.
yes
one day he's gonna say "The rules are as follows-" and Eddie or something is just gonna shout RULE NUMBER ONE NO BOOMERS- and its gonna be awesome
@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo he got kicked out before that
@@haroldinho9930 aw man
I hope he's let back in
@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo naw he didn’t really care
@@haroldinho9930 Ah ok lol
"How was work today?"
"It's complicated.
"What do you mean?"
11:33
11:15 I once saw an ad where a girl was shouting at a guy and the guy wasn’t listening and looking at his phone so the girl shoved the phone out of his hands onto the pavement breaking it and storms off and while the guy sits in shock text pops up that says “we can’t fix your relationship but we can fix your phone”
Jesus
I think the writers of the ad were high while writing that
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