Analnomaly's channel in a nutshell 10% Unboxing 10%Vids like this 10% Molesting friends 10% So i found this new site.. 60% Abusing papa for clout *GANG GANG*
Norwegian Mango jeg vet ass xD jeg tenkte på det jeg og å dro i kommentar feltet for å se om noen hadde skrevet noe om det og så var det en normann som gjorde det og xD
The 8 Panic Levels: 1: Talking to your crush 2: Having to socialize 3: About to crash your car 4: Opening Safari to show a friend something and porn shows up 5: Masturbating and hearing steps coming towards your room 6: When grandpa takes you down to his basement because he needs help to lift something but he starts unbuckling his belt 7: Realizing that you only have one life, that there is nothing you can do (to) prolong your life, that your time is running out at every single waking moment and that your existence is pointless 8: :-)
Panic level “ when grandpa takes you down to his basement because he needs help to lift something but he starts unbuckling his belt” - Anomaly. Then the highest panic level is “ :-) “ - Anomaly
The haix rage thing isn't bad enough. I have a non irl friend which literally got called cops at for screaming at 5 am. Whenever you do the slightest team damage he starts screaming so loud he doesn't even have earrape but your years are dead
Lore Alya (real)
6 years old video btw
Lmao
Alya was based from this😂
5:26 My new ringtone
Very nice
imagine hearing this in class lmao
The rap haix
I did set it as my alarm ringtone
How? I would like to as well
150 kilograms was the only thing I gathered from that russian rage
Same
Yes
he also said shit multiple times but he said it so scuffed i barely understood anything without subtitles
Something about dick and mother too
@@deqnq1705 It was not scuffed.
5:27 better than RAP GOD
If Eminem was russian
@@doos6172 No... If Russia was Eminem
I'll not like this comment, cuz 69
@@markgaming7668 Then I'll unlike it and you can like it
Rap Blyat
It's 10x funnier when you understand haix
translate xD
Yeah ik lol
It’s even funnier when u understand anomaly
I wish I was russian
@@misato6529 Turkey. I really want to be a russian rofl
Analnomaly's channel in a nutshell
10% Unboxing
10%Vids like this
10% Molesting friends
10% So i found this new site..
60% Abusing papa for clout
*GANG GANG*
poor papa D; Is it just me or does anybody else feel like anomaly is like "PAPA SAY SOMETHING FUNNY OR NO FOOD" and papa lives in a small dog cage.
99% russian
You forgot a % of rigged bet
MAXR maybe
skinhub rigs sponsor its blatant
"Hello Haix, how are you doing today?"
*No*
Norwegian Mango omega Russian
@@patchthefat nah I'm actually Norwegian
me when I have to socialize
Norwegian Mango I was talking about Haix.
Norwegian Mango jeg vet ass xD jeg tenkte på det jeg og å dro i kommentar feltet for å se om noen hadde skrevet noe om det og så var det en normann som gjorde det og xD
5:21 Chernobyl Reactor 4.
Ahahaha
Ахах понимаю
4:25
"When grandpa takes you down to his basement because he needs help to lift something but he starts unbuckling his belt"
well then
Julio Neto 1@
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
+1
Hahaha 😂😂😂😭
You bend down to lift it and you hear a belt buckle
КАК ЖЕ БЕЗУМНО ПРИЯТНО СЛЫШАТЬ РУССКУЮ РЕЧЬ, АЖ ДУША РАДУЕТСЯ
What does that mean
Haha he says so funny things lul
++++++
Полностью соглашусь с вами, Славянин!
согласен это просто АААААхуууенооооооо
5:26 i was literally crying 😂
Russian rap
@@ТвойОтчим-п3ы OK...
РАЗ РАЗ РАЗ, ЗТО ХАРДБАС
@@ТвойОтчим-п3ы thats not even right wtf
How does one figuratively cry?
Anomaly : Why are you from suriname ?
hAIX : Suriname blyat suriname
Anomaly : Yes Why ?
hAIX : BEST COUNTRI
Damn I'm from Suriname
PORTUGAL
@@bl8395 Do you guys really exist :O?!
@@todayisdomingo racist
uweo qwuoq portugal best countri
Less unboxing and more Haix please.
Prins van Oranje hee makker
Prins van Oranje for real
Er is geen prins van oranje
PheenX no u
I fuckig love haix
Daniel Meter
what P
FranzJ presents
what the actual P?
Wtf you blended in the population
FranzJ my name Daniel
The 8 Panic Levels:
1: Talking to your crush
2: Having to socialize
3: About to crash your car
4: Opening Safari to show a friend something and porn shows up
5: Masturbating and hearing steps coming towards your room
6: When grandpa takes you down to his basement because he needs help to lift something but he starts unbuckling his belt
7: Realizing that you only have one life, that there is nothing you can do (to) prolong your life, that your time is running out at every single waking moment and that your existence is pointless
8: :-)
what the fuck?
@@David-nb2tk in the video at one point it had panic level:” but each level got faster and harder to read
7 one is very...true
3:11 When I get an F on a test.
More like 5:25
@@howl9476 more like on board exam
@@sp1rit852 more like fuck you
ХЕЛО ГАЙС ИТС Я БОЙ АНОМАЛИ ФРОМ СШССШСШВЕДЕН
Lol as I was reading your comment I realised that that was the intro 🤔😂👌
@@b0np0cu7 Да нее, он вроде не такой жирный
Slava Rubalchenko килограмм 130 точно весит
@@slavarubalchenko9794 он говорил где-то, что 140
да вапще
I love these videos. Upload these more often
This cures my depression.
I was drinking milk and I laughed so hard that it came out of my nose. 5:24
🤢
🤮
Only if you knew what he was saying
He cussed the fuck out if that gamer 😂😂
Well that's sad.
6:47 This makes me happy
When you are Russian and understand every single HaiX’s word.
Даже english?
What did he say? But if its too much work, don't worry I don't want to force you.
Please men, translate
It's literally what he said. Word in word.
da
5:27 2 years on and i still cant get over how funny this is
7:40 French dude trying to play the game normally
no one:
Absolutely no one:
HaiX: *SORRI SORRI*
Poor french
pixelkraft1408 poor dude D:
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pixelkraft1408 Me too 🤣 but I dont say sorry like that
im dying
Haix is like an undercover spy, pretending to be stereotypical csgo russian micspammer, for fun.
"How are you doing Haix?"
"Y E s"
Only yes portugal
7:12 -7:32 every day in russian school on russian language lesson xb
peter gerš xd
No you're wrong
Ну почти :D
Haix rage is just some loud scream like"CAN YOU JUST GIVE ME A CHANSE TO WIN,I FUCK'N KILL YOU AND ALL OF YOUR FAMILY"
0:02 Anomaly: hello haix how are u doing
Haix:no
7:59 got me laughing so hard I was like what are you doing with your life man I think you are crazy but I still love your videos
1:52 "oh shit i can use emoyis" had me laughing 😂😂
i heard haix say 150 kilograms when he was screaming lmao had me killed xD 5:25
5:26 how it feels to chew 5 gum.
5:26 one of the only rappers Eminem is too afraid to challenge.
7:11 ебать я ару, Аномали тупо не выкупает, но это так угарно, азазахахахвхахаххахахахахахазхахахахахахахахаха
Ору
аномали так-то знает русский, он умеет читать,говорить и писать по русски, чекни канал полностью
Он ебать как выкупает
@@93premium91 ля я подписан уже лет так 4, я знаю, ща мать и за жырную 150 кг свинью, он не вкурил стопудов.
xaxaxa almost sounded he wanted to rap in russian
If you understand basic Russian, the things Haix said to Anomaly are fucking golden, I cried from laughter. 10/10 cyka
Ur basic Russian is "RUSH B BLYAT"?
Да нет, наверное@@user-ds9og1wv3y
5:03 BLYAAAAAT
You know when Haix switches to ULTRA russian accent he's gonna say some shit 😂
*Soviet Anthem*
(5:30)
@GanjieAelekara_ its the same
@GanjieAelekara_ esskettit
no it’s the Soviet anthem
Обожаю Аномали и Хаикса xD
Привет из России ребята! Смотрим всей семьёй, и медведем.
НЕТ, ЭТО ПАТРИК
Haixs accent is more broken then the sewer im in right now
5:15 just gonna leave this for me
We want The IRL EXPERIENCE
5:26 when russian gets shot in ww2
Me right next to him: calm down comrade, i know your hurt
1:16 when you find old memories and Wonder wtf rlly happend xDDDD
"again yellow baiting" haha best moment of my life😂🤣😢😢
Panic level “ when grandpa takes you down to his basement because he needs help to lift something but he starts unbuckling his belt” - Anomaly.
Then the highest panic level is “ :-) “ - Anomaly
150 киламогровая кусок хуйня XD best part
150 килограммовая хуйня to be exacc:D
5:26 the hardest russian rage hahahaha
1:52 Emoyehs 😂
-HaiX is cute when he's mad u//w//u-
5:26
Meep
5:25 now that is something i would like to know... Too hard tho.
@frosty haze I mean... If you want to... Sure.
@frosty haze Wow... Thanks.
That is some quality swearing.
@frosty haze Can you write this in Russian? I need this
@frosty haze Comrade! Dzięki! (Polish slav)
What did he say?
Video starts at 7:09
Thank me later
Csgo starts earlier suka
It actually starts at 0:00 fuck you
Glitchy - Edits
I was choking from laughter
Analchy r/woooosh
@@mjurskorm No, the 'fuck you' implies that he thinks you should watch the full video instead of skipping ahead
6:47
“Do u know the definition of insanity?”
Vaas from far cry 3 blyat
😂👌
Yep
Hahahahaahha🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
Who's here from the Alya video?
Me
Me
Me and probably every somewhat new commenter LOL😂
5:15 best part BLYAAAAT
that grenade had me dying the same time while anomaly screaming
anomaly is the guy who always has the power to make everyone laugh :))
Anomaly You are saving me from suicide everytime you upload a new video. Thanks for being here ♥.
how come? everytime i watch his videos i get closer to suicide
@@XtremeGamer440 same
5:26 to 5:47 makes me want to learn Russian just so I can scream at my friends.
I tried to do that but my Russian is struggling and my sound speak Russian very weird.
**Says БЛЯТЬ at the end of every sentence**
Yeah and
I'm weak - When grandpa takes you to the basement to help him lift something but then he starts unbuckling his belt
I WAIT FOR THIS VIDEO LIKE 1000 years TENX MAN 4 video
hAHa I from Portugel.
Help I don't have food haha
Nigga what the fuck
Dude we are not africans
You'll make them think we're poor af now
guys come on that joke was hilarius and we have good food here in portugal!!!
anda we are not poor LMFAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@L34lXP well some of us dude XD
9:33 literally Karma 😂
I came here from the Alya cursing vid
5:23 лучший момент за всё видео. Anomaly спасибо за годный контент.
2:26 is also good
Translate this rage dude too us
Last panic level hit me hard. Like my dad used to
Can someone translate the Russian "speech" at 7:11 xd
wait, i try)))
No, its impossible
blyatiful
ok ok now, can someone write what he said but in english letters :D
it says : F uC CK YoouU
when grandpa takes you down to his basement because he needs help to lift something but he starts unbuckling his belt
HAGSHGGJFGSHQAUTWTHHGT 4:23
When you steal a comment so that you get attention
5:26 Is my new ringtone with full volume
A moment of silence for the "oof" that is now lost since Anomaly took down the video to remove the sponsor spot at 7:52
You got a 100k likes on that video why isn't haix in Malta yet
M8, its October of 2024😂 I'm laughing like it is first time 😂😂😂 thanks again 🤣
8:57 anomaly gets confused
AAA UUU OOOUUU FUCK EH
Is anyone gonna appreciate how the French guy was actually concerned for anomaly
The haix rage thing isn't bad enough. I have a non irl friend which literally got called cops at for screaming at 5 am. Whenever you do the slightest team damage he starts screaming so loud he doesn't even have earrape but your years are dead
7:36 "He's so French" (Seconds later) "SORRY SORRY" kskkskdk
3:50 for the people who dont know the name of the hardbass, its was driller from gopnik mcblyat
It's great when you can undestand everything what Haix says in russian C:
I love how this is really improving my Russian:)
that "talking to your crush" part lol
I came here from the Alya version 😂
Finally "THE FACEIT EXPERIENCE 2"!!!!
5:27 lore accurate alya
I like how haix is flaming in russian cause i know russian. And that moment when he went full russian power was so funny 😂😂
I hella died when HAIX said swear words
9:20 to 9:39 may be the funniest csgo moment I've ever seen
- The match has ended... and so has my life.
- Yeah, finally)
И тут уже непонятно, чему он больше радуется: концу матча или концу жизни товарища))
Why you give me existential crisis at around 6:12
6:58 that feeling when you're Russian and understand that all rage Haix did
I’m slavic and I understood most of what HaiX said
6:33 in shoes. *in shoes*
Doctor: Ma'm your baby is approximatley 1 yeezy long and weighs1 Nike
Mother: ..... Wut?
i am watching this video since it came out and this is so funny every time i watch it😂😂,respect to ANOMALY and RUSSIAN STICK(Haix)❤❤❤
I like Papa, which is very niceee! 🙎♂️👌
8:47 DOOR STUCK!!
DOOR STUCK! PLEASE!
....
IM BEGGING YOU!!!
I was studying russian and thought it would be cool to learn some swears to tell to my friends. Couldn't find enough sources, until seeing this video.
When haix swears in russian and punches his table is the best
okay so im here from an anime fan made vid and uhhhhhh yeah russia rap is real
5:27 someone translate plz
Чувак выражает искреннее уважение к другому игроку и его семье. Желает ему удачи и всего самого наилучшего 😊
if I translate - my comment will be deleted, and then the police will come to my house. Translate yourself
Every time haix rages i call my mom to translate what he says....
Chipie what she says
your mom should be upset about content you’r watching lol
I know right?
She said "words i shouldn't know"
AhahaXD
5:26 My new phone ringtone! My mom is going to be made at me now.
COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL
5:25 best 20 seconds of my life