"The Dark Ages was the reign of the Roman Catholic Church. CATHOLIC! Christianity had nothing to do with it." LOL, That's your best one yet! I'll even give it a thumbs up so your comment is at the top. Do you have anymore pearls of wisdom like that?
@korbin420 does it really?? Damn I should've asked you before I made it, and the others who clicked on the thumbs up should've consulted you first as well. In any case thanks for sharing such insightful comments, you're a valuable asset to the YT community.
@TheDarkLordLucifer Well you forgot to mention the reactions of the other Great Demons from Hell. Such as Beelzebub, Belial, Agares, Murmur, Pazuzu, and Abbadon to name a few...
The time of dark chaos approaches us. We will join our hands in the demon's realm. The holy light cries out in pain. The lies of god have been cast aside. The powerless now cower before the master. While they mutter their prayers of ignorance. Singing empty songs of their defeat. They can not hide from Satan's wraith. He shall feast upon the hordes of sheep. Their tender blood, drunk as wine. Their life-less bodies, quickly devoured. Their brittle bones, have built his throne.
@sefindeblow as for the gay carc when this was made 2 years ago inspiration was drawn from the events of the catholic church. as for Hitler, it's really a commentary on the bible, but I guess one would have to possess a knowledge of it and of history to understand the connection. Gott mit uns!
Biblical Science: The cure for leprosy. Leviticus 14:2-5 Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly away. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat. Thanks god, you are definitely all-knowing or a fool.
Idle minds of the weak, continuing to spread the god disease. I've done master's bidding, summoning Lucifer from the Earth. Ending their plight, ending their faith. Ending their lies, ending their fantasies. Go away son of god, stay buried in your grave. You were weak, you were a liar. Move forward and appear, lord Lucifer. All of us now await for thee. I worship in Lucifer's name, embrace the darkness. Wildness burns deep inside of me. It destroys the ignorance of christianity.
Here's some facts for you, I know prefer fantasy but if the bible is so full of science as you say, then why was the life expectancy during the reign of christianity (the Dark Ages) only 30 years old, while today after the renaissance, the birth of the scientific method and understanding of the laws of evolution it is currently 67 years old? Looks like when people followed the bible and its "science" they didn't live all that long.
The people who wrote it said that it's the word of god? Did they say that outside of the book they wrote? Why is your book different than others that say they're the word of god too? In your bible which creation story in genesis do you believe? *Genesis 1 25-27 where humans were created AFTER the animals or *Genesis 2 18-19 where humans were create BEFORE the animals. Can you answer these? you seem to think you're in touch with logic and reality.
@korbin420 bro i hear yo loud and clear. ignorance is what some people see as reality. he may not have even known the magnitude of his blasphemy. the whole video was a slam on Christianity. maybe heez a hateful muslim or jew or artheist.. either way, no one is jealous of his 1,770 views. may God have mercy on his ignorant soul
So, you can't give any evidence.... if there are *numerous* scientific facts in the bible, then is should be easy one. Also, which do you believe came first animals or humans? You can use *descriptive* language to settle the contradiction, that you say doesn't exist in the bible. To whom did jesus appear first? Mathew says it was the 2 Marys, Mark says mary magdelana, Luke says it was Cleopas, and Corinthians says it was Cephas?
@korbin420 Damn, Sherlock, you're not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? Nice try at an insult, but I'm not French. How old are you anyway? I'd say 12.
no, you're trying to avoid the original topic. come on give us some evidence on the claims you made above. Saying there are numerous this and numerous means nothing if you can't back it up. Now stay on topic.
Your belief is your choice. If it's easier for you to say "god did it" when things become too complicated, then so be it. Religion has always been slow to accept scientific fact. Like when they believed the sun revolved around the earth. But religion has always proved wrong. I'm just happy that biologists and doctors don't believe in fairy tales as you do. And *if* evolution is wrong, it doesn't mean your myth is automatically right. BTW evolution does not talk about the creation of life. duh
Um, not a bad idea, but I think it was poorly executed. You overplayed the gay card a little bit, and except for the first one, and the one with Hitler, didn't really point out the faults with Christianity.
@TheDarkLordLucifer you already posted that, and haven't responded to the question asked of you. you religious types love to spam and talk but say nothing.
@n00binat0r123 nice pic of guns on your profile, you must be a christian. oh btw, if you think over half of the world's population is christian, you're calling the wrong person mindless. But perhaps you're right 'scum' may be the wrong word. How about 'mentally disabled'? you gave me that idea.
The earth is round (the Hebrew says circle, the earth is acutally sphere) but they just had to look at the circular moon to think earth was the same, plus the earth's shadow cast on the moon. Blood is the source of life, lol, any kindergardener knows that, it doesn't take a god to reveal it. They certainly saw people bleed to death. Your explanation for to whom jesus appeared makes no sense. NONE of the gospels agree. Your mythology is full of inconsitencies, contraditions and none science.
In reality the bible is consistent to what bronze age people could have observed. The 'round' earth is not some scientific break through. If an all knowing god wrote the bible wouldn't he have used the word 'kapur' for sphere? Dumb. Here's some science: The cure for leprosy involves incantations and the blood of a bird. Lev. 14:49-53 Brilliant science! This is why man's lifespan was so short when people took christianity seriously.
Yadda, yadda, you talk a lot, but don't say much.Science proved that the earth oribits the sun, while the bible says the sun orbits the earth, and christians of the time condemned anyone who told the truth as a heretic under penalty of death. Real progressive your bible with it's talking donkeys and bushes and man being created from dirt and women from ribs. Total fairy tales dude and no different from other mythologies. Next time you're sick please don't go to a doctor, just pray.
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#9 is the best.
Great Video, my vote to number 5. So so true.
Thanks, I'm glad you liked it.
The song is 'On That Day' by MacKeel
number 1!
The Rohypnol one is a hoot!
number 2 is great...but number 10 is a close second!
I like the posters but 5 is definately the best. It can apply in many situations and often apply to me.
number 1 by far, I laughed so hard :)
#7 WIN!!
Lol! I like the one at 0.41 the best!
numero uno
Love it! What's the name of the song, by the way?
It was funny, but less needless text in the beginning, please ;)
That is what description is for! :)
"The Dark Ages was the reign of the Roman Catholic Church. CATHOLIC! Christianity had nothing to do with it." LOL, That's your best one yet! I'll even give it a thumbs up so your comment is at the top. Do you have anymore pearls of wisdom like that?
@287MRC Sorry 287, I somehow I missed your comment that you posted 5 months ago. The song is by MacKeel, called On That Day from their album Plaid
@korbin420 duh, thanks Sherlock. You can put many different captions with different images, that's why one vote's for the best.
@korbin420 does it really?? Damn I should've asked you before I made it, and the others who clicked on the thumbs up should've consulted you first as well. In any case thanks for sharing such insightful comments, you're a valuable asset to the YT community.
But please go on, it's a rainy day, and I could use a good laugh :)
@finchfrance Can i ask you a question? (a non aggressive one)
fucking great i'd love them for my collection, my favorite #9
Another thumbs up. Please somebody, donate this guy a dictionary. And maybe a science book, i'm assuming he knows how to read.
@TheDarkLordLucifer Well you forgot to mention the reactions of the other Great Demons from Hell. Such as Beelzebub, Belial, Agares, Murmur, Pazuzu, and Abbadon to name a few...
The time of dark chaos approaches us.
We will join our hands in the demon's realm.
The holy light cries out in pain.
The lies of god have been cast aside.
The powerless now cower before the master.
While they mutter their prayers of ignorance.
Singing empty songs of their defeat.
They can not hide from Satan's wraith.
He shall feast upon the hordes of sheep.
Their tender blood, drunk as wine.
Their life-less bodies, quickly devoured.
Their brittle bones, have built his throne.
As for the creation of the universe, don't try to change the subject.. I don't claim to know how it was created. You do, so prove it.
@jiminycricket69 Thanks for your "insight".
@sefindeblow as for the gay carc when this was made 2 years ago inspiration was drawn from the events of the catholic church. as for Hitler, it's really a commentary on the bible, but I guess one would have to possess a knowledge of it and of history to understand the connection. Gott mit uns!
Biblical Science: The cure for leprosy.
Leviticus 14:2-5
Get two birds. Kill one. Dip the live bird in the blood of the dead one. Sprinkle the blood on the leper seven times, and then let the blood-soaked bird fly away. Next find a lamb and kill it. Wipe some of its blood on the patient's right ear, thumb, and big toe. Sprinkle seven times with oil and wipe some of the oil on his right ear, thumb and big toe. Repeat.
Thanks god, you are definitely all-knowing or a fool.
I thought that only the Mormons had hilariously pervert-able scriptures involving rods. I will have to look Psalm 23 up.
Lmao. I liked the kkk one it was good
Idle minds of the weak, continuing to spread the god disease.
I've done master's bidding, summoning Lucifer from the Earth.
Ending their plight, ending their faith.
Ending their lies, ending their fantasies.
Go away son of god, stay buried in your grave.
You were weak, you were a liar.
Move forward and appear, lord Lucifer.
All of us now await for thee.
I worship in Lucifer's name, embrace the darkness.
Wildness burns deep inside of me.
It destroys the ignorance of christianity.
who says it's the word of god?
Who says christians go to heaven or that heaven exists?
@c3h9e4v7y Thanks :)
2! pwns
Here's some facts for you, I know prefer fantasy but if the bible is so full of science as you say, then why was the life expectancy during the reign of christianity (the Dark Ages) only 30 years old, while today after the renaissance, the birth of the scientific method and understanding of the laws of evolution it is currently 67 years old? Looks like when people followed the bible and its "science" they didn't live all that long.
The people who wrote it said that it's the word of god?
Did they say that outside of the book they wrote?
Why is your book different than others that say they're the word of god too?
In your bible which creation story in genesis do you believe?
*Genesis 1 25-27 where humans were created AFTER the animals or
*Genesis 2 18-19 where humans were create BEFORE the animals.
Can you answer these? you seem to think you're in touch with logic and reality.
@korbin420 bro i hear yo loud and clear. ignorance is what some people see as reality. he may not have even known the magnitude of his blasphemy. the whole video was a slam on Christianity. maybe heez a hateful muslim or jew or artheist.. either way, no one is jealous of his 1,770 views. may God have mercy on his ignorant soul
So, you can't give any evidence.... if there are *numerous* scientific facts in the bible, then is should be easy one.
Also, which do you believe came first animals or humans? You can use *descriptive* language to settle the contradiction, that you say doesn't exist in the bible.
To whom did jesus appear first? Mathew says it was the 2 Marys, Mark says mary magdelana, Luke says it was Cleopas, and Corinthians says it was Cephas?
@korbin420 Damn, Sherlock, you're not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer, are you? Nice try at an insult, but I'm not French. How old are you anyway? I'd say 12.
@TheDarkLordLucifer LOL you sound as crazy as a christian!
no, you're trying to avoid the original topic. come on give us some evidence on the claims you made above. Saying there are numerous this and numerous means nothing if you can't back it up. Now stay on topic.
Your belief is your choice. If it's easier for you to say "god did it" when things become too complicated, then so be it. Religion has always been slow to accept scientific fact. Like when they believed the sun revolved around the earth. But religion has always proved wrong. I'm just happy that biologists and doctors don't believe in fairy tales as you do. And *if* evolution is wrong, it doesn't mean your myth is automatically right.
BTW evolution does not talk about the creation of life. duh
Um, not a bad idea, but I think it was poorly executed. You overplayed the gay card a little bit, and except for the first one, and the one with Hitler, didn't really point out the faults with Christianity.
@TheDarkLordLucifer you already posted that, and haven't responded to the question asked of you. you religious types love to spam and talk but say nothing.
@n00binat0r123 nice pic of guns on your profile, you must be a christian. oh btw, if you think over half of the world's population is christian, you're calling the wrong person mindless. But perhaps you're right 'scum' may be the wrong word. How about 'mentally disabled'? you gave me that idea.
The earth is round (the Hebrew says circle, the earth is acutally sphere) but they just had to look at the circular moon to think earth was the same, plus the earth's shadow cast on the moon. Blood is the source of life, lol, any kindergardener knows that, it doesn't take a god to reveal it. They certainly saw people bleed to death.
Your explanation for to whom jesus appeared makes no sense. NONE of the gospels agree. Your mythology is full of inconsitencies, contraditions and none science.
In reality the bible is consistent to what bronze age people could have observed. The 'round' earth is not some scientific break through. If an all knowing god wrote the bible wouldn't he have used the word 'kapur' for sphere? Dumb. Here's some science: The cure for leprosy involves incantations and the blood of a bird. Lev. 14:49-53 Brilliant science! This is why man's lifespan was so short when people took christianity seriously.
Yadda, yadda, you talk a lot, but don't say much.Science proved that the earth oribits the sun, while the bible says the sun orbits the earth, and christians of the time condemned anyone who told the truth as a heretic under penalty of death. Real progressive your bible with it's talking donkeys and bushes and man being created from dirt and women from ribs. Total fairy tales dude and no different from other mythologies. Next time you're sick please don't go to a doctor, just pray.
That would be nephilimfree. one of the most brain numbing uneducated cretards on youtube.