I ALMOST GOT ROOFIED & SHOT (NO clickbait): STORYTIME

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 24 ม.ค. 2025

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  • @emilykerns1176
    @emilykerns1176 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4302

    anyone else going on a tana storytime binge?

  • @Sisters4EverABNR
    @Sisters4EverABNR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1432

    "im not mother teresa i dont know what to do" I AM YODELLING

    • @olenad.896
      @olenad.896 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Suve Viria wow u seem rly fun and enjoyable to be around

    • @Sisters4EverABNR
      @Sisters4EverABNR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Suve Viria but why are you getting so butthurt LMFAO

    • @suveviria1090
      @suveviria1090 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sorry it's just I had a mad flash for some reason 😂 cuz my friends say it and for some reason I feel like y'all copied them

    • @Destiny-zq7zw
      @Destiny-zq7zw 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      sameeee

    • @cutsbydrew
      @cutsbydrew 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      YODELING FUCK LMAO

  • @mvdeleiine9346
    @mvdeleiine9346 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1752

    woulda pretended to be too drunk and just dropped the bottle on the floor.

    • @makrae80
      @makrae80 7 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      New Amsterdam bottles are thick as fuckthough she would have had to drop it from really high up or smash it.

    • @fatimaa4
      @fatimaa4 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My thoughts exactly...

    • @pendejita1737
      @pendejita1737 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      or spit it on his face

    • @lizzypaul689
      @lizzypaul689 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      MadzT Glass in feet

    • @아말강
      @아말강 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      mvdeleiine
      He would’ve whooped yo ass

  • @alexandrarentoulis6873
    @alexandrarentoulis6873 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3533

    Tana my cousin is a bartender and he saw a guy roofie a girls drink and when he wasn't looking my cousin switch the drinks and watched him roofie himself

    • @cassiegoins5015
      @cassiegoins5015 8 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Alexandra Rentoulis wow a lot of people have a brother that's a bartender that's done that appearntly :)

    • @Dainst1805
      @Dainst1805 8 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Alexandra Rentoulis lol that's what my mom would do.... she's a bartender and she sees shit like that go down alot. She'd even break up fights with like 8 ft guys and she's only like 5 2.... lol

    • @CharlesParnell82
      @CharlesParnell82 8 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Bridgette DaMonsta 8ft... May someone save you.

    • @ClosetFurry69
      @ClosetFurry69 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      /r/ that happened

    • @hazelmykitten1067
      @hazelmykitten1067 7 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Me as a bartender XD i would totally do that

  • @DylanTalksMoney
    @DylanTalksMoney 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2030

    Tana is the best storyteller, hands down.

  • @simplyanayah
    @simplyanayah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    Dancing away from your problems like the man giving roofie drinks to people 😂😂

    • @simplyanayah
      @simplyanayah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Awesome story time. This stressed me out

    • @ILoveYou-qt5km
      @ILoveYou-qt5km 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omg I love your channel

    • @emcspopfigures8852
      @emcspopfigures8852 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Reminds me of an episode of Futurama where bender has to dance or hell explode

    • @samlikesunicorns4319
      @samlikesunicorns4319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Krysta Tupper you know youre only helping out by hating so good job hun

    • @simplyanayah
      @simplyanayah 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jass Cat thank you :)

  • @thatssodorothy
    @thatssodorothy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    YET THE MOST INTERESTING THING THATS HAPPENED IN MY LIFE IS NETFLIX

  • @immortal_dragon0544
    @immortal_dragon0544 8 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    How to avoid situations: Dance away

  • @shell9918
    @shell9918 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2944

    SUBSCRIBER WHO TOOK A PHOTO WITH TANA STEPPING ON A CHAIR PLEASE POST THE PIC

  • @AL-xh7od
    @AL-xh7od 8 ปีที่แล้ว +416

    When it said ''So then one of my guy friends tells me this'' an advertisement came up of a guy saying ''well I've been farming for more than 50 years''😂

    • @iv3nuz973
      @iv3nuz973 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      AL11 0 that happend to me but the ad said I’ve been in bed for about 2 years now”

  • @ryleighoverby
    @ryleighoverby 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1875

    tana is probably one of the only 18 year old white girls that get into a lot of sketchy situations but are smart enough to live through them 😂

    • @maxlee5574
      @maxlee5574 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Loll she's 17

    • @ryleighoverby
      @ryleighoverby 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      she's 18 haha

    • @maxlee5574
      @maxlee5574 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      When did she turn 18?? Shit here I am thinking she's 17, like ??

    • @ryleighoverby
      @ryleighoverby 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Mckenxie Lee Zedd June 24 😂

    • @lenabobena
      @lenabobena 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ryleigh overby lol okay so literally 6 days ago

  • @nekothedark1420
    @nekothedark1420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1053

    Dude I love the phrase CAPTAIN SAVEAHOE

    • @nekothedark1420
      @nekothedark1420 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm also as paranoid as Tana but that's because my dad taught me to be like that because of the armed forces training he went through so like that's a thing so uh yeahhhhhhhhh

    • @lucycabrera8200
      @lucycabrera8200 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NekoTheDark put it on a merch shirt.

    • @kaylaanne6180
      @kaylaanne6180 7 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      SAME

    • @alekziasweigart300
      @alekziasweigart300 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      NekoTheDark 😂

    • @roorooroo368
      @roorooroo368 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It’s such an old school term lol

  • @yungndead
    @yungndead 8 ปีที่แล้ว +335

    "im not mother theresa" I DIED😂😂

  • @EmreKupcake
    @EmreKupcake 8 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    I am scared for Tana's life, litterally everytime watching her stories like this I have a 2 sec heart attack

    • @salt3106
      @salt3106 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @savyrivera2208
      @savyrivera2208 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. I was watching this thinking what if she did die?

    • @caileewittkingsley232
      @caileewittkingsley232 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      LMAO SAME XD

    • @zenaydaycano
      @zenaydaycano 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Watch her be the one to live to 90 years old of age 😂

  • @grandsextile
    @grandsextile 8 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    i love drunk girls theyre so funny i saw a girl slow dancing with herself and then she shushed a few plants aggressively

    • @highfromurmom9898
      @highfromurmom9898 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      tori is thinking she wasn’t drunk she was on shrooms 😂

    • @tylerarj
      @tylerarj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      tori is thinking That’s not a drunk girl… That’s me when I’m hanging out with my friends…

  • @flamingowilliams9664
    @flamingowilliams9664 8 ปีที่แล้ว +936

    who else wants to see that picture?

  • @robertoacano
    @robertoacano 8 ปีที่แล้ว +731

    "Captain saveahoe"
    ME FUCKING TOO

  • @chloesmith4266
    @chloesmith4266 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1916

    Who else thinks tanna needs a 24 hour body guard?

    • @nessaisdead
      @nessaisdead 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      me

    • @happystance3able
      @happystance3able 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes. It's a .380 made by Smith & Wesson; the Bodyguard

    • @barackusobamacus6659
      @barackusobamacus6659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +happystance: NO! Amy Jane likes the M&P Shield 9mm and Glock 43.

    • @ss-kw1kk
      @ss-kw1kk 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait she's not actually dead right?

    • @maggie5904
      @maggie5904 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      yaasss

  • @teagantonjum3066
    @teagantonjum3066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    If we were friends I would literally just make you sit and tell me stories every time we hung out

  • @DreamAndBelieve13
    @DreamAndBelieve13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +301

    I'd be paranoid af too if I had a stalker of 11 years

  • @graceann5797
    @graceann5797 8 ปีที่แล้ว +462

    Tana's storytimes make me so happy I don't have a life or friends.

  • @matirandall6
    @matirandall6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    Can she make a fucking video about your "first love" like shit you've talked about him way to much to not make a video about him

    • @myatodoroki1206
      @myatodoroki1206 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      She did

    • @matirandall6
      @matirandall6 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +Mya Musgrove ʝ no she hasn't

    • @thankunext1625
      @thankunext1625 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      she said shes going to eventually but i hope thats soon

    • @dormantgoodbye
      @dormantgoodbye 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Mikayla Eneria yay an arianator!!!!! Me too

  • @daniiel
    @daniiel 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1697

    TANAS LIFE IS SO EVENTFUL & CRAZY OMG 😂

    • @ririthomas3799
      @ririthomas3799 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it sure is lmao

    • @danielmez7313
      @danielmez7313 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      DANILE I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS. theyre funny af :D

    • @thesimplearpopa8845
      @thesimplearpopa8845 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Am I the only one who wants to have tana's situations????!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!

    • @cophiaslancy304
      @cophiaslancy304 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +The simple Arpop A some situations I would refrain from but others sound so fun

    • @youtubeaccount1892
      @youtubeaccount1892 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I feel like life throws this shit at her so she make great TH-cam videos 😂😂

  • @kaitlynnwells7408
    @kaitlynnwells7408 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1195

    I wanna see the picture the subscriber took get posted already😂😂😂

  • @OfficialBAMF
    @OfficialBAMF 8 ปีที่แล้ว +318

    I live for tanas stories 🙌🏼

  • @XUrbanSimsX
    @XUrbanSimsX 8 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    This video has convinced my this has happened to me.

  • @mrfish9672
    @mrfish9672 8 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    "It's acid and he wants me to trip balls" I literally almost choked on a tortilla chip

    • @jane.slaughter
      @jane.slaughter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarah Johnson like plain chips....

    • @jane.slaughter
      @jane.slaughter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sarah Johnson 🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @karinacharles1963
    @karinacharles1963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +402

    "they roofied my lasagna"

  • @TypicalSzeSze
    @TypicalSzeSze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    I
    Love
    Tanas
    Personality
    Love
    You

    • @TypicalSzeSze
      @TypicalSzeSze 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      TANA WORK IT

    • @zayeemrahman3803
      @zayeemrahman3803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GUYS Y DOID TANA DISABLE THE COMMENTS FROM HER CONSPIRACY VID

    • @zayeemrahman3803
      @zayeemrahman3803 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ITS NOT MAGIC MIRROR ITS MIRROR MIRROR

    • @chipcatz
      @chipcatz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Zayeem101 Rahman ok

  • @Yeahsureokwhatereusay
    @Yeahsureokwhatereusay 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    Im so glad someone is as paranoid as me. My friends hate it so much, but thankfully they now just find it funny.

  • @dhsjsdudjdi4878
    @dhsjsdudjdi4878 6 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    If a random guy puts his hand on me he's gonna turn into a tree.

  • @Rid97527
    @Rid97527 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

    Babe, you need to get the hell out of Vegas ;(

    • @whydontyoulovememe
      @whydontyoulovememe 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      fr

    • @narrrnian3183
      @narrrnian3183 8 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      hate to be the bearer of bad news to you but you are a troll and that story is fake

    • @yayforme9
      @yayforme9 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +Barackus Obamacus I just looked it up and it's fake but you scared the hell out of me 😂

    • @splougemcgouge6637
      @splougemcgouge6637 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      She just makes up stories lol

    • @addie699
      @addie699 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +happystance7able WHAT THE FUCK

  • @willowgritzmaker409
    @willowgritzmaker409 8 ปีที่แล้ว +376

    This lasagna... It's almost as if
    SOMEONE IS TRYING TO ROOFIE ME

    • @happystance6able
      @happystance6able 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Those are the last laughs we'll be getting from Tana Mongeau.
      RIP SWEET TANNIE 1998-2016

    • @barackusobamacus6659
      @barackusobamacus6659 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Elation: She might have been shot but she won't be dying ever again. She died back in the 1930s in Australia and has been feeding off Tanamins in America ever since her coffin was brought over here in the 1950s. She'll be back once the repairs to the body are made. Isabully has some work to do though. I heard it was two shots to the head. YIKES!!

    • @maggie5904
      @maggie5904 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Barackus Obamacus she is alive...

    • @aaronwayne8785
      @aaronwayne8785 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      IS THAT YELLOW NAIL POLISH OR DID U JUST EAT A BAG OF CHEETOS?

    • @Shidonmytid
      @Shidonmytid 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OH SHIT BRO

  • @nicolee2360
    @nicolee2360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +755

    I don't even have fifteen friends

    • @nadiatomlinson2124
      @nadiatomlinson2124 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao same

    • @kiwiiisplash
      @kiwiiisplash 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I have like 3

    • @brittanyclark8588
      @brittanyclark8588 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Tana is bae - same😟😟

    • @esmiflowers6294
      @esmiflowers6294 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Tana is bae same /:

    • @nicolee2360
      @nicolee2360 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Samantha Richter I have like 5 friends but maybe I have to be closer to someone to consider them a friend we probably just have different definitions

  • @christina.stoyanova
    @christina.stoyanova 8 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    This video just confirms that I am never leaving my house...like ever

    • @keiraschneider4769
      @keiraschneider4769 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christina S. I wasn't gonna leave my house anyway 😂😂😂

    • @sarraboulebtina1761
      @sarraboulebtina1761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Now you can’t anyways sooo

  • @nhp6488
    @nhp6488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "They roomier the lasagna" lmfaooo

    • @nhp6488
      @nhp6488 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Roofied** yikes

    • @madyrose1273
      @madyrose1273 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Ah yes i like my lasagna roomie 😂😂😂

    • @bb2415
      @bb2415 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      looll yesss

  • @bassmazekry678
    @bassmazekry678 8 ปีที่แล้ว +197

    HAHAHAH I WANTED TO HEAR THIS STORY SO BAD EVER SINCE THE SNAPCHATS

  • @reaj5743
    @reaj5743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1850

    I can't wait for that snake-ish fake ass person storytime

    • @reaj5743
      @reaj5743 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      OOOOOH THE TWINS

    • @coleslife
      @coleslife 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      SAME OMG I AM SO EXCITED

    • @cheddahc6686
      @cheddahc6686 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Simplynessa duh

    • @Mmmalllllory
      @Mmmalllllory 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It's about the Caci twins and all the shit they did to Suede, and them just being shitty people.

    • @supernova6672
      @supernova6672 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      fucking same

  • @nini8160
    @nini8160 8 ปีที่แล้ว +185

    Your life is a survival game

  • @nellysmith401
    @nellysmith401 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1466

    TANAA u never done the roger story!!!? 😣😭😤😡

    • @ripekamaukau586
      @ripekamaukau586 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      FUCKING ROGER

    • @happystance3able
      @happystance3able 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      She should do the Natalia Taylor story.

    • @christopherslusher1816
      @christopherslusher1816 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Joyspread See Karma went back around and got her.

    • @maggie5904
      @maggie5904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Joyspread Quarterapt she isnt dead

    • @maggie5904
      @maggie5904 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Joyspread Quarterapt she isnt dead

  • @MayaaaC
    @MayaaaC 8 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    the only thing I could focus on this whole vid was her yellow nails lol

    • @emmalynn9271
      @emmalynn9271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      you can get yellow nails from painting them so often, tana's a fly bitch i'm sure she gets her nails done a lot.

    • @sarah-oq5ny
      @sarah-oq5ny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +3mm4lyn it's nail polish lol

    • @kazymilla
      @kazymilla 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +3mm4lyn no her nail polish is yellow lmao

    • @emmalynn9271
      @emmalynn9271 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      lmao shit youre right, sorry i'm blind

    • @sarah-oq5ny
      @sarah-oq5ny 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +3mm4lyn hahah no i understand bc my nails are a bit yellow too from overpainting

  • @oliviathegay4691
    @oliviathegay4691 7 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "They roofied the lasagna." lol I'm dead😂

  • @Morli34
    @Morli34 8 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    "I'm not Mother Teresa" 😂😂

  • @tarnation7148
    @tarnation7148 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Ok, but for everyone out there, if you know and you physically saw someone get roofied or something like that, even if you are just suspicious, quitely go up to the person, tell them what happened, and see that they get home safely. You could literally save someone's life.

  • @rebeccademel9181
    @rebeccademel9181 8 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    i died when she said im not mother teresa at 8:00

    • @rebeccademel9181
      @rebeccademel9181 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i mean 8:30

    • @blbreptiles4126
      @blbreptiles4126 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      HAHAHA ME TOO

    • @myatodoroki1206
      @myatodoroki1206 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who's mother teresa

    • @rebeccademel9181
      @rebeccademel9181 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well mother Teresa is a soon to be saint plus she she left her wealthy family to help poor unfortunate kids in Calcutta

    • @menanados
      @menanados 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      girl wtf

  • @galilee498
    @galilee498 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    My favorite thing is getting a cîroc ad before a Tana video 😂

    • @honorr5564
      @honorr5564 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the ciroc was water

  • @olanmaokeugo2860
    @olanmaokeugo2860 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    8:17 " he's like for sure for sure and then holds the bottle and starts dancing away" had me laughing out loud

  • @ChromeShadow98
    @ChromeShadow98 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "THEY ROOFIED THIS LASAGNA" BYE MY SOUL HAS LEFT MY BODY

  • @hanak5479
    @hanak5479 8 ปีที่แล้ว +899

    Tana you need to move out of vegas jesus

    • @rhiannac2023
      @rhiannac2023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ikr lol

    • @gurlforever2121
      @gurlforever2121 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas lmao I live here in Vegas and its crazy u see the weirdest things ! 😂

    • @bryanaz1967
      @bryanaz1967 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +gurlforever I've been there and it's pretty crazy and you seem some weird things but.... Let's talk about ny for a second.... It's pretty crazy here where I live 😂

    • @ashlyntheairplane565
      @ashlyntheairplane565 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Honestly it's a good life in Canada

    • @heyitsleah
      @heyitsleah 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Ashlyn Young Yasssss CanadaXD

  • @speedlimit4
    @speedlimit4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    No one:
    Literally NO ONE:
    Tana: “i literally have goosebumps look*holds arm to camera*”

  • @hopegarza4553
    @hopegarza4553 7 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I want to see the pic that the girl took with tana

  • @TayTokess
    @TayTokess 8 ปีที่แล้ว +204

    When you said blue bandana and blue shoes I thought crips 😂😂😂

  • @allyhardesty
    @allyhardesty 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This was one of her best told stories, hands down. Hilarious hahaha.

  • @MrWorldwide0
    @MrWorldwide0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    WTF are american parites, in Europe we gather around a guy whos playing a guitar and all sing along/dance with drinks in our hands that we made ourselves. Ocasionally someone gets too drunk and throws up then goes to sleep.

    • @dede10127
      @dede10127 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I never went to a party lol, but from snapchats I see them grinding 😭💀

    • @rachelskripka6190
      @rachelskripka6190 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      hahaha yes! exactly! in Ireland that happens here

    • @wyrm1899
      @wyrm1899 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      lmao in denmark everyone gets fucking wasted thoo

    • @maddie-larkingrace7639
      @maddie-larkingrace7639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      that sounds sooooooo boring

    • @maddie-larkingrace7639
      @maddie-larkingrace7639 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      but I live in America so I actually live an interesting life

  • @alejandrachilds5450
    @alejandrachilds5450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    2022… tanas old storytimes are my comfort show

  • @ingridmyers2708
    @ingridmyers2708 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    lmao I wanna see the picture she took with the fan. Literally cracked the fuck up when she said that part of the story.

  • @ReignHinman
    @ReignHinman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    Tana please write a heart on your hand next video if you're in danger..

    • @christopherslusher1816
      @christopherslusher1816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's to late you can't save her now..

    • @ReignHinman
      @ReignHinman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Shes lookng at something in the background in her thumbnail! We gotta save her.

    • @spenshay9379
      @spenshay9379 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      She's fine chill damn 😒

    • @cydneyt5651
      @cydneyt5651 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      😂😂 chill...

    • @ReignHinman
      @ReignHinman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Me when i said i was joking but k. I have no idea what you said.

  • @coleyb212
    @coleyb212 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    OMFg i need to see the pic of tana jumping over the wall while simultaneously taking a pic with a subscriber

  • @smoregurl
    @smoregurl ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gosh I miss Tana’s storytimes XD

  • @daisyfinefrock7156
    @daisyfinefrock7156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +172

    is it just me or does Tana talk super fast in this video? hahah

    • @isabellasoto1384
      @isabellasoto1384 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      She was paranoid and her camera didnt have battery

    • @georgiarodgers9358
      @georgiarodgers9358 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      she always talks fast

    • @sourlemonpills5640
      @sourlemonpills5640 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Georgia Rodgers yeah

    • @unspeakable16
      @unspeakable16 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So said in the beginning that it had just happened so her adrenaline was probably making her talk faster. I know I get all flabbergasted when I'm worked up lol

    • @elisebb4457
      @elisebb4457 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      it was cause her camera was almost out of battery

  • @sweettreatsyt
    @sweettreatsyt 8 ปีที่แล้ว +178

    I can't wait for the Caci twins storytime that you were talking about on snapchat!!

    • @brittany8129
      @brittany8129 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      SAME

    • @Isiahspiciah
      @Isiahspiciah 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IS THAT WHO SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT LOL IM SO DUMB

    • @genesisf9785
      @genesisf9785 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG ME TOOOOO

    • @naomiw2000
      @naomiw2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      What did they do??

    • @Samantharenee557
      @Samantharenee557 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +erica laurin what happened ?

  • @taylorgregerson1483
    @taylorgregerson1483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    Who’s is watching her say “I don’t drink” in 2019😂😂😂

  • @chiaralanci873
    @chiaralanci873 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "I don't drink"
    Tana 2020: so today I'm going to be black out drunk while trying this tiktok hacks

  • @RosieGomezMSP
    @RosieGomezMSP 8 ปีที่แล้ว +213

    If you listen closely at 0:52 you can hear Tana saying "help me"

    • @makeupbytixarrxa12
      @makeupbytixarrxa12 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Haha no 🙄

    • @hanna0792
      @hanna0792 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      BAHAHAHSHSHS

    • @luvvvv124
      @luvvvv124 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      STAHHHPP LMAOOOOOOO I CAN'T STOP LAUGHIBG

    • @Leesiec
      @Leesiec 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      omg please don't lol

    • @scott2199
      @scott2199 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO IM CryING

  • @oliviaf4411
    @oliviaf4411 8 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Tana the stress of your mortality is giving me wrinkles girl please

  • @angieanaya4316
    @angieanaya4316 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I’m on a Tana binge, healing the teen in me who is finally going to not only see Tana on her podcast tour, BUT WILL GET TO MEET HER!😭🫶🏻 love love love

  • @lucifemm
    @lucifemm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Tana, you don't need to put no clickbait in your title because you're true viewers, like me, would never expect less! I come from snapchat too so i saw your true reaction and it was amazing 😂

    • @lucifemm
      @lucifemm 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      #dirtydoorviewer

    • @jayrodriguez8810
      @jayrodriguez8810 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Andysaur what's her Snapchat?

    • @77luchris
      @77luchris 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      wrong "your"

  • @carly7677
    @carly7677 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    It is sad that people even have to be worried about any of that, or really saddens me that people would even have to worry about that and I just hate the world sometimes

    • @carly7677
      @carly7677 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I said the same thing twice sorry

    • @carleawilson3078
      @carleawilson3078 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude that is really sad

  • @_shelbyparis
    @_shelbyparis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +464

    "I was fucking sucking my own cock for 30 seconds"
    😭😭😭 OMFG

    • @callistatodd9859
      @callistatodd9859 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Thanks for sharing that cause we all wanted to hear that like wtf how old r u really some girls need to learn some things r better off staying to ur self

    • @annaouellet5456
      @annaouellet5456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Callista Todd tana said that in the video he or she was just saying it again because they found it funny

    • @annaouellet5456
      @annaouellet5456 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Callista Todd go find ys a life

    • @wasfinnaflex7599
      @wasfinnaflex7599 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Callista Todd you're an idiot.

    • @chocochipnigton4355
      @chocochipnigton4355 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Callista Todd, are you kidding?

  • @rae2732
    @rae2732 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I lived in a super dangerous city.Like, my school had a lockdown because a guy was walking around town with a rifle so I'm SUPER paranoid about EVERYTHING

  • @333mmalambert
    @333mmalambert 8 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    okay so Tana's hair on the left side was behind her back and I started to see that she would look so good with short hair!! reply if you agree!

    • @xmaiyaaax1728
      @xmaiyaaax1728 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I agree

    • @taneabree2290
      @taneabree2290 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +missmaiya28 saw it too YASS

    • @Sophiaahhhyaya
      @Sophiaahhhyaya 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah!

    • @rhiannac2023
      @rhiannac2023 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I agree but I love her long hair

    • @paigge9033
      @paigge9033 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I literally thought this the entire time!!! I reckon later when she done with the long hair that short length would be 👌🏼👌🏼

  • @JackeiryBrito
    @JackeiryBrito 7 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Damn I miss this tana

  • @ahhahahidontusethischannel8738
    @ahhahahidontusethischannel8738 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

    I CLICKED ON THIS VIDEO SO FAST OMG

  • @katehurst1153
    @katehurst1153 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    This is a why guns need to be illegal in countries like America, it puts so many lives at risk and causes so many innocent lives to be lost, like when Tanna says about her past experiences with almost being shot and her best friend being wrongly killed by being shot which is so sad, just like so many other people have lost their innocent lives to guns and more will as long as guns are legal in America.

    • @summermaysnow6156
      @summermaysnow6156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What about the right to bear arms, for self defense. Plus, the only people that would follow the law of guns being outlawed would be regular people, criminals don't care about the law. That's why they're criminals... So then if criminals have guns and good people don't, criminals can easily rob stores, attack people, etc... So yeah, then good people without a weapon, wouldn't have good defense against an armed thief.

    • @jalen40342
      @jalen40342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +X Summer X Snow X It worked for many other countries

    • @summermaysnow6156
      @summermaysnow6156 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +melaniemartinez Criminals aren't going to give up guns. I don't see how it would work for America. Plus there are people that believe in their rights to bare guns. I know a lot of people like that. They wouldn't give up their guns, especially if the government was involved in the say so, they're too smart to do that.

    • @jalen40342
      @jalen40342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      X Summer X Snow X Criminals nor those who believe in the right to bare arms would have a choice. They either hand over their guns or get thrown in prison,

    • @jalen40342
      @jalen40342 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      X Summer X Snow X Our founding fathers also agreed that homosexuals shouldn't be allowed to marry and blacks shouldn't be freed. Doesn't mean they were right.

  • @madisonmieux
    @madisonmieux 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "why aren't you drinking?" "I'm just trying to live..." LOL 😂😂😂

  • @tarahnaulder923
    @tarahnaulder923 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Your lighting is switching from cool time and yellow-ishhhh. I like the cool tone one better. Love you Tana😘 (in a normal TH-cam, fan way) 🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃

  • @aprilx8464
    @aprilx8464 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    GURL I VOLUNTEER TO BE YOUR PERSONAL BOFY GUARD CUZ I CAN'T DEAL WITH YOU BEING IN DANGER I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH

  • @richmond9618
    @richmond9618 8 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    This is why i live in Canada

  • @yeetyeet3320
    @yeetyeet3320 8 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    If bad things happen at parties- don't go to them. If uber drivers are sketchy- don't use uber. Common sense

    • @shelbymay769
      @shelbymay769 8 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      um did you watch the video? she didn't know it was a party. & she uses uber because im pretty sure she doesn't have a car:

    • @emilyjohnson6333
      @emilyjohnson6333 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Watch the video

    • @veecx4471
      @veecx4471 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      first of all not all ubers are bad so how was she supposed to know if something bad was gonna happens and second of all she didn't know that was gonna happen

    • @christopherslusher1816
      @christopherslusher1816 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +mrmete Just know she most likely didn't feel anything.

    • @nrmete
      @nrmete 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Slush: She's as cold as Shane's old piss, that home-wrecking bitch.

  • @sagehatesmilk
    @sagehatesmilk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    this is why I don't do anything bc I live in Vegas and these ppl are crazy af

    • @bl00dmaniacc
      @bl00dmaniacc 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Omg same, LV is my hometown and then people ask "how crazy is your life" lmao my life isn't interesting cause I feel like everything in my OWN BIRTHPLACE is shady.

    • @ajabeam139
      @ajabeam139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Samee

  • @Beautybarbie995
    @Beautybarbie995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    "2013 tana would've drank from that bottle"
    Bitch you were 15 what kind of life did you have lmaooo

    • @Beautybarbie995
      @Beautybarbie995 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      also, you forgot to put the snapchats at the end of the video :(

    • @MrKarkkikepponen
      @MrKarkkikepponen 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      she lives in las vegas....

    • @beatdownz3x3
      @beatdownz3x3 8 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      you'd be surprised on how many 13+ year old drink now of days.

    • @jessicaritter9940
      @jessicaritter9940 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think she's even said that she didn't make the smartest choices as a kid. But anyways why do you care so much? It's not your life and it doesn't affect you

    • @lynnikki2303
      @lynnikki2303 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I was going to parties at 13/14, drinking at friend's houses, all that. Lol I had alot more fun drinking underage than I do now legally lol

  • @chloweful
    @chloweful 8 ปีที่แล้ว +438

    Honestly a little disappointed you should ALWAYS get involved if you think another girl is gonna get roofied...

    • @vgacoralreef
      @vgacoralreef 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      +Lili warner it's called being selfless. I would save someone if it means risking my life

    • @better2gether336
      @better2gether336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Amira not everyone is a hero like I know it sounds bad but people have families to go back to and wouldn't want to hurt them or make them miss you

    • @Juxtaroberto
      @Juxtaroberto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Good for you. The rest of us want to live.

    • @Juxtaroberto
      @Juxtaroberto 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      Or people should be personally responsible and not take drinks from strangers.

    • @better2gether336
      @better2gether336 8 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Tana honestly did the most that she could do she let everyone know not to drink the bottle and let everyone go to her house

  • @nat7339
    @nat7339 8 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "Mr. Crabs Meme" bahahaha

    • @nat7339
      @nat7339 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Roofied lasagna. Omg haha ha

  • @princessmeow3788
    @princessmeow3788 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    aaww tana your so sweet, as a mother I'm so happy your telling this story (although the others are good) I'm glad your learning from your mistakes and your well, so much love from the UK xx

  • @thiskidneedsmedicine
    @thiskidneedsmedicine 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    YOUR LIFE IS TOO EXCITING OMG IM JEALOUS

  • @TylanLeDuff
    @TylanLeDuff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Tana is the queen of story times

  • @MsZeeDot
    @MsZeeDot 8 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Hold on , wouldn't he have your condo number to call you through the speaker phone thingy? (Not sure how things work over the pond 😁😁)

    • @jasna1039
      @jasna1039 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      omg you are right omg omg TANA PLEASE SEE THIS AND BE SAFE

    • @Aiyanaevanz
      @Aiyanaevanz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Wtf is "over the pond" 😂

    • @philipnilsson8466
      @philipnilsson8466 8 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      TANA PLS READ WHAT HE SAID

    • @ARULA_
      @ARULA_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      from the UK

    • @halleknox2059
      @halleknox2059 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      touche!!!!!!!!!

  • @LifeAsBrandon
    @LifeAsBrandon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "it's my vocabulary.....VEGAS......" LMFAO I love Tana.

  • @Iloveolivesmorethanyou
    @Iloveolivesmorethanyou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    that moment when tana is your age and already has a career, an apartment and makes really good decisions like bitch your life might be insane but you truly have your shit together.

    • @lenabobena
      @lenabobena 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm not a TH-camr, I'm only two months older than tana and have a career/apartment/Porsche.... I think teens should really set their goals when they're younger so they learn to work hard in high school to get full ride scholarships 😬 then you could use your college money to invest in other stuff to help you get rich. Not a hate comment, just what I personally did. It all starts in high school if you want an easy life quick.

    • @xxfallenangel1995xx
      @xxfallenangel1995xx 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not everyone has the opportunity. And there's no such thing as an "easy life" unless you're a rich snob.

    • @Iloveolivesmorethanyou
      @Iloveolivesmorethanyou 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao you spent your college money on a porsche and you're telling others to use their money wisely? I mean congratulations on the scholarship its good that you're pursuing your education but not everyone has a full-payed college fund. you're pretty blessed.

    • @lenabobena
      @lenabobena 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sonya is me I said I spent my saved up college money to INVEST to get rich. I didn't say I bought a porsche with it. I spend money on stuff that I have earned from my investments. Never told anyone to spend their money wisely. I stated that they should set their goals earlier ahead and do good in school lol. I don't come from a rich family, but doing good in school (earning a full ride) made that $7k that I've been saving up since middle school for college really worth it. I invested that money into an online boutique which is actually my dream since i really love fashion lol and someone actually contacted me and offered to help me open up a REAL PHYSICAL BOUTIQUE. Got a bang for my buck..

    • @lenabobena
      @lenabobena 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      so, buying a porsche was not from my college money at all lmao. my store is pretty well-known in the populated city of atlanta with a large brand name inventory. I'm a full time student, business owner, and earning 8-11k a month. I'm proud of myself since I came from nothing tbh

  • @Ivy-Woods
    @Ivy-Woods 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "they roofied this lasagna" made me crack up omg

  • @alittlepip
    @alittlepip 8 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    I JUST HAD MY GODDAMN APPENDIX REMOVED AND IM WATCHING THIS VIDEO LAUGHING EXTREMELY HARD AND IT HURTS SO BAD IM CRYING

    • @laurenchan7869
      @laurenchan7869 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂

    • @happystance10able
      @happystance10able 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The baby noises Tana makes with her fetal twitterLips crack me up: *"BLMBLMBLM... BLMBLMB... BLMBLMBLMBLMB"* A dark side of Mommy is itching to abort little Tannie, so the pale unborn sweetie is *STRUGGLIN* to "matter" more than that to Mommy.

    • @lucyheathermegbay4965
      @lucyheathermegbay4965 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +June Decritual what

    • @xxHoovesandLacesxx
      @xxHoovesandLacesxx 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +June Decritual what the fuck

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This is the best comment I've seen on TH-cam lmao I'm so sorry I hope you're okay

  • @shegonnafeedmegrapes310
    @shegonnafeedmegrapes310 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Tana the type to have a guy with a gun after her and still stop to take a picture with a fan.... um what an icon👏

  • @selenahairston9802
    @selenahairston9802 8 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Still waiting for the Rodger freaking story!!!

  • @victoriacara3846
    @victoriacara3846 8 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    As someone from Canada, holy shit guns in the US are ridiculous, how do people pull out guns and get shot this often :o

    • @Aly_224
      @Aly_224 8 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Because people are stupid

    • @Tati_ab
      @Tati_ab 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Because you can just go into a sporting good store and buy an assault rifle. I'm saying that and I'm in jersey(which is like a shit show)

    • @lailaaescobedo6165
      @lailaaescobedo6165 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They are really easy to buy , anyone can buy them and the bullets , and mostly kids in gangs have them and use them . and a lot of times when things like this happen guns are pulled and shot off and many people are hit and hurt / killed. its really sad and ive seen it happen a lot and its honestly the most scary thing ever to happen or see. and honestly a lot of time they are pulled out during fights and then just shot off into crowds of people at party's etc. but a lot of times it's because people are doing / acting really dumb

    • @mollieeeee0562
      @mollieeeee0562 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fellow Canadian 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦

    • @vivile9344
      @vivile9344 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the guns aren't the problem, the people are.

  • @ericaaubrey2721
    @ericaaubrey2721 8 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Hearing this story actually taught me so much more then what I knew it taught me what to look out for and how to be more smart in these kind of situations I'm new to your channel and have binge watching some videos of yours and this one actually could save my life some where down the road so thankyou for that truley do appreciate it

    • @treyingram
      @treyingram 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Erica Aubrey omg

  • @garibae828
    @garibae828 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love how yu say youre like 5 but you have gone through so much but good for you to have good advise and stories for people to learn from

  • @aft0000
    @aft0000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    Your life is so crazy Tana, I hope you make it to the day you're 28 years old

    • @jilliana4716
      @jilliana4716 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      halsey ?

    • @aft0000
      @aft0000 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +fluffy dinocorn yea that too but actually dying at the age of 27 is literally a thing I'm serious google this: 27 club

    • @ilanastewart8165
      @ilanastewart8165 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      HALSEY!!!!!

    • @ellaj0lie
      @ellaj0lie 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      AYE HALSEY

    • @mw7058
      @mw7058 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colors!

  • @KenRyanProductions
    @KenRyanProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    theY ROOFIED THIS LASAGNA

  • @kaylaalyak2003
    @kaylaalyak2003 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    LITERALLY SO EARLY HI QUEEN I LOVE YOU

  • @delena4evertvd267
    @delena4evertvd267 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Tana LITERALLY has had and still has the most SEVERE ANXIETY and she doesn’t know it. she thinks it’s normal or just “paranoid” or intuition.