I dunno man, our management identified that our business may be at risk if nuclear warfare breaks out, so we are building a truly resilient platform which replicates data on Mars. We call it "Storm Data Warehouse", because there's not enough water on Mars to use a Cloud. We're also expecting that every person, dead or yet unborn will be incarnated as an AI consciousness, and thus will be our user, so we have to build high-quality robust pipelines that ingest exabytes of data in real-time, so that the CEO can bask in the glow of twenty-four screens that erupt to life as he wakes up at 4:32am to look at the KPI dashboards to change the world.
Please don’t stop posting bro. Very real and good content
Wow..had a lot of fun and it removed anxiety
Very clean
"that's it"
Aio as an data engineer idk but several times i just laughed when you say moving data from one place to another 😂 but it was fun
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I dunno man, our management identified that our business may be at risk if nuclear warfare breaks out, so we are building a truly resilient platform which replicates data on Mars. We call it "Storm Data Warehouse", because there's not enough water on Mars to use a Cloud. We're also expecting that every person, dead or yet unborn will be incarnated as an AI consciousness, and thus will be our user, so we have to build high-quality robust pipelines that ingest exabytes of data in real-time, so that the CEO can bask in the glow of twenty-four screens that erupt to life as he wakes up at 4:32am to look at the KPI dashboards to change the world.
But you only have a $3000 budget, and it needs to be done by June