GTA 5 Online Funny Moments - Lowrider Hydraulics & Machete Battles!

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[@goobergang123]

8:10 The wheezes man XD

[@badidea4652]

*WHEEEEZE*

[@filletofish2200]

W H E E Z E

[@teddy501]

W H Ë Ë Z E

[@calebsoneandonlylover2092]

Haaa heeee

[@erikamendez6046]

It went Haha we

[@imjustawizard529]

10:50 the pig goes

[@badidea4652]

ImJustAWizard *WHEEEZE*

[@houndyboi290]

XD

[@SoloBeanz]

Lol

[@Merkai_]

ImJustAWizard a

[@gloriapayton2554]

And

[@Gray-Miller]

7 years later still the best gta content out here

[@someoneontheinternet4304]

Frrr

[@jamespeterson3367]

IKR

[@horrkit]

“Quacking like an owl” will always be a top 10 lui line

[@Ap1_4evahMC]

Fr and xpertthief

[@Whos_Sc]

Real

[@sirpugsalot1396]

10:49 the wheeze of the century!

[@arcadegamer88bg76]

200th like

[@zer0indahood]

@@arcadegamer88bg76 want an award?

[@jimbo7624]

3:15 "squidward the sky had a baby!"

[@shrimpy_nazeem]

jimbo Jesus has returned

[@krossfire0558]

Funny stuff!! :-)

[@joshuapickett2383]

8:11 wildcats wheezes always makes me laugh so hard

[@yaboybb913]

asome video

[@datboi1540]

Brony!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@oregonwesternrailroadprodu5239]

me to vinyl

[@mauriciogarcia4795]

10:47 XDXDXD

[@mauriciogarcia4795]

BlueJ_ PlayZ He's just wheezing XD

[@rolipooh]

2:28 that whole segment is so genuine. the boys being boys.

[@MegaNinjaRyan]

Fr they were just chilling, 🤣 “make the car talk”

[@C1ust3r1]

10:28 if someone wants to hear Wildcat's funny laugh

[@soulofdawn588]

7:15 wildcat's coat really brings the power of no

[@puggy_8907]

Did anyone realise that the first car horn wildcats car played was the GTA4 theme ?

[@Friendly_Neighbour-peterman]

Instantly

[@legitsniper2410]

yup that what my cars horn is gonna be

[@legitsniper2410]

it sounds badass doesn't it

[@firebolt6208]

+Ryan Pugh oh hell yes

[@Slackerton]

yea bo its called liberty city loop

[@sh0elesstyrant_323]

8:35 PIGS CAN FLY

[@emadhamdi3877]

Goosebumps🐽🐷🐖🐓🐔🐒🐵

[@Madman17388]

8:06 that wheeze though

[@killuminatiilol]

ITS his

[@killuminatiilol]

I meant hilarious

[@dawidjaguszewski9516]

the ending kills me

[@eddie1554]

ikr

[@laithbamashmus]

+ChiL EcHo he wasn't recording 😂💔

[@2cutewishes502]

Dawid Jaguszewsk

[@2cutewishes502]

Binziong

[@Nivec217]

Kills me too xD.

[@nimbuslion]

Fuck, my stomach hurts from the end of the video. Too funny!!

[@cutietops2000]

Is this an update?

[@Bmoores]

+Mharrianca2000 yes

[@LuckiSir]

Mewtwoooooooooooooo

[@andreas6372]

+WubstepTurtle me toothat shit was hilarius.

[@dulce393]

+Mharrianca2000 no

[@chrissmith6259]

0:44 the explosion went with the beat😂😂

[@FrostyZF]

3:43 Someone make a remix

[@eljefe9617]

Lui:"Ohh, he's quacking like an Owl!"

[@arthurmorgan6359]

Matt?

[@estfknsaed]

matt is tht you

[@Hzven]

Matt is that you?

[@garycastillo9355]

Im the ONLY QUACKER

[@demonwolf5250]

matt?

[@vmikeyboi323]

I laughed so hard at the end great video!

[@furmedra115]

why did Wild cat cried? xD

[@Notorious_69420]

I'm dead from laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@estelarodriguez8610]

Me too

[@edithramirez8206]

Ya it even made me laugh hard to

[@edithramirez8206]

Me to and I'm 10

[@horrkit]

4:52 as a kid I always thought nogla was an npc that kept respawning 😂

[@broughtplutogaming]

same😂

[@douglasallar9176]

Same

[@nuaghtyzpandayuh7569]

3:56 the odds I’m eating spaghetti LMAO

[@DeadChannel17]

NUAGHTYZ PANDA YuH did your mom make it?

[@hankjwimbleton4010]

Are you still eating the spaghetti?

[@chxviilsx]

Are your arms heavy???

[@straightouttascotland7130]

He's quacking like an owl-LuiCalibre 2015

[@shoqsilver4193]

FB_ Gaming_2.0! 2015 ?

[@idontcare5240]

Luke Coleman yeah the video came out in 2015

[@mango2104]

FB_ Gaming_2.0! Dc

[@braydenrobertson8166]

Prony do I know you?

[@4ktee830]

FB_ Gaming_2.0! M

[@mrmeso2705]

3:16 Mr Bean remake

[@Mikey-ym6ok]

MrMeso lol took me a second

[@coffee4482]

MrMeso 🥰

[@lordfencepanel8666]

3:15
To be more accurate

[@Hunterakhi]

It took me so long to realise 😂😂

[@Mihoyminoy124]

GIBEEE

[@GeoGent]

the true ending to fast and furious 0:41

[@shmee112]

WOAAAAOOOOHHH WOOAHHH WOOO OOO OO

[@LightRoomRJU]

Family comes fir-

[@LiLSinistar420]

It's all about fam-

[@Scuffed_Gambit]

7 years later and this content can never be topped 😂

[@monobiteme6014]

Couldn't agree more

[@sancholinithe1st807]

Frrrr🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mote_Plox]

Lmfao incoming Droid @ 3:15

[@A-m-z]

+Mote Plox what are u doing here :p?

[@aztec_rexsx]

SUPPLY DROP INCOMING

[@soulless_slayer2396]

3:16

[@Mihoyminoy124]

GIBEEE

[@FlamingPentagram]

AAAAHHHH

[@ThatOneYokel]

Tyler's laugh at the end was hilarious! xD

[@megagames5770]

kkkaaaakkkkkkkk2

[@jamesholmes716]

I almost suffocated of laughter stopping from breathing

[@johnpotatogaminggr900]

+james holmes me too.....
"starting laughing"
OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahahagaahagahsgdgsahahahajshdbabsahaahahahsbdhahs...

[@depression3538]

+That One Yokel yea

[@CTB-CC04]

Lol so funny

[@rau1488]

9:57 Ut actually said "Lui Calibre barbecued you" xD

[@Nullwastaken]

1:40 insert iconic line here

[@thomasroberts1778]

Know what I love more than Vanoss?
Knowledge.

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

get out.

[@purpleturtle6175]

Here in my garage, just finished eating linguini.

[@loonyluna3065]

+TJ Roberts Vanoss is knowledge

[@Switchworks905]

Also these 7 book shelves I just bought

[@thehelenkeller]

me too

[@SuperInsanewolf]

Oh fuck that ending laugh nearly killed me.

[@endritberisha1472]

Hahahah

[@rehmarkz2912]

+Endrit Berisha kosovo albanerrr

[@StridersBored]

Wildcat's laugh was amazing at that moment. I actually laughed!

[@Neptunika]

+SuperInsanewolf 100TH LIKE!!

[@melonne7278]

+SuperInsanewolf OU. OU. OU. OU. OU.

[@fallenangel5103]

10:15 LMAO!! I Love Wildcats laugh!!!!😂😄🤣😍😅💙💜💙😆

[@mhelaiverutiao4430]

Le wheeze

[@titankendalljones8122]

😂😄🤣😃😅💙💜💙😆

[@zaffles4863]

“Let me.. [Insert Moan Here]”
1:23

[@elijahh.1k801]

basic stonks 1:21

[@killer-nraimonda2057]

Your decision

[@kynanbarlow4637]

Vanoss

[@miguelespinoza3578]

Killer-nraimonda addicting

[@miguelespinoza3578]

Kynan Barlow cc’dff

[@TBolf]

I died when Tyler laughed

[@crisflores4020]

yes

[@crisrodriguez9265]

Cris Flores

[@voidmere8903]

The Bloxy Pirate Oh... Well rest in peace Bloxham. Best regards from your parents....

[@SoloBeanz]

Yes😂

[@kevinho7045]

Lol ikr, that wheeze XD

[@Connor-kb1yw]

6:58 I laughed so hard xD

[@vikinggamer7727]

Moo

[@Travinater]

Moo

[@A_Person312]

Moo

[@v1ncenate647]

Moo

[@tech-on_cappuccino4797]

Moo

[@Vandalism2000]

3:15 i love how droid enters like mr.bean

[@Goober0.]

That noise is still nice 8:08

[@HaleriouseSech_H]

8:46 RIP random spectator.

[@lWolfz]

What do you call a pair of owl shoes?
Shoe-dini

[@fluzzypuff5102]

xD

[@jordancheetham3348]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@carbonaterchaos4004]

PISS DINI

[@fluzzypuff5102]

Joel Frampton​ its a reference

[@lWolfz]

+CarbonaterChaos piss dini

[@chrissmith6259]

0:43 the prank😂😂😂

[@chrisshorts2987]

0:44 Wildcat - Hey we’re customizing this buddy let’s go-
Vanoss - 😂😂😂

[@st33lze]

1:30 JESUS! YOU KNOCKED ALL THE DOORS OFF!

[@TronicX]

I almost barfed skittles at the end😂

[@xy1642]

XD

[@LuckiSir]

MewPUuUuUuUuUuUuuUuUuKe

[@Stephakaii]

+Henry Cooldown Danny Sexbang, is that you?

[@niax]

+I Smell like a Pickel taste the fucking cocktus

[@Humus404]

+Amira Rooney XD

[@filiaknight8514]

1:22 Wildcat's shriek

[@yongbokfelix468]

blue berry 😳

[@icecapzzz7266]

only true vanoss fans will know
pluto nash 3D

[@aldusty3959]

And can i have a dorito

[@austinidk7777]

lmao

[@jakerockwell9114]

Yes

[@capitainesinge1244]

One ticket to Pluto Nash in 3D please

[@panthercommander637]

Lmao

[@justvibin1708]

6:49 I love it, when Vanoss keeps on saying moo😂😂

[@spaceinkling]

Use code moo

[@freddyfazbear5243]

let me think hmmm do i wanna get a gun or do i wanna get a cheeseburger

[@garzatarzan1082]

I laughed so hard at that

[@eliwalker6966]

+B34ST Bonnie This is coming from someone with the name "B34ST Bonnie".

[@Jakistaboo]

I love you bitch

[@todomon-ev3cg]

cheezbugga

[@igunn8632]

Freddy Fazbear gun

[@Hiraethz]

10:28 wildcats laugh I'm dead😂💀

[@user-lynKx]

4:54 Love that LA Lakers reference

[@chrissmith6259]

5:21 😂😂😂 on point

[@Axtro_Aspect]

kobe we love you

[@Daedalus-BC308]

10:49 That wheeze did it.

[@RaidbossGaming]

I love seeing lui in videos again

[@TauntMocha]

Me to

[@lazyv7821]

Me too

[@rudlum7250]

Me two

[@amyloza371]

+Rudlum me eight

[@BurakSilver]

+ Amy Loza hHahahahahaha me twenty

[@hellnightthedarknecromance7396]

Vanoss: do I really want a gun right now, or a cheeseburger right now?
Me: no no, the real question is, "banana, or cucumber?"

[@ravendraws4094]

Chesseburga

[@capitainesinge1244]

We form da future

[@user-px1lm7zh5q]

I’m here from da future I thinks so funny lmao giggle teehee XD lol

[@noahramirez6156]

im from the future and i want some tickets to pluto nash 3d

[@Lite-8]

@@noahramirez6156 That’s further in the past lol.

[@crushinu5022]

10:28 that laugh😂

[@askask8618]

😂😂😂😂

[@MetalD1111]

It’s 2023 and still funny as the first time 😂😂😂😂

[@Ikomasrailgun]

Randy ortan slithering it. AND A RKO! 8:00

[@Sgt_RED]

fuck... i was drinking water and then at 10:10 i fucking spit everything everywhere and laughed so hard for about 1 min x'D

[@dabstapgaming9189]

i loved wildcats laugh after they crashed in the gas pumps xD

[@shadnic450]

+StormTrooper XD

[@xKittenx]

+Jacob Zufall yes

[@dougdevincent1792]

+StormTrooper Did it get everywhere in your helmet? And how were you drinking it through your helmet anyway? XD

[@TheJan]

Specific af

[@zoee3296]

I couldn't breathe at the end

[@ThatSpecialNobody]

me either xD

[@charlieb5115]

Why do ur lungs not work or sum fin

[@lovetrolling4720]

I’ve seen this so many times and wildcats laugh gets me everytime 😂😂😂

[@marcmatassa3008]

1:15 - 1:30 im literally crying 😭 😂😂

[@eMBeaR]

I wish my mom could have driven me in a van like that when I was little

[@TauntMocha]

•_• no

[@tilltxelince7423]

+eMBeaR lol ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Vale-pj2fv]

I wish I gave out candy in a van like that

[@frankieramirez2089]

+eMBeaR forreal

[@tilltxelince7423]

BordyDogue wat!

[@eimpie0202]

10:18 Lmao XD

[@suhdude2177]

3:15 i laughed so hard

[@jjmacadamaut7930]

“He’s quacking like an owl”
- Lui Calibre

[@leogriego6026]

"Machine Mistol"

[@killerxrobot16]

i laughed so hard at that

[@heblikz]

pachine mistol

[@Disionable]

such a classic

[@BattleDroidCommanderonabreak]

hi

[@BattleDroidCommanderonabreak]

?

[@chelseybelcher]

6:04 cutest laugh every

[@chelseybelcher]

Ever

[@milkvanman104]

Yeah cheeseburgers!

[@rogerm2727]

Lol

[@rogerm2727]

+Mister Man no one is stoping you

[@misterman3187]

Spongegar :)

[@TyphoonTYUIOP]

7:47 it explains itself

[@dkovenwelch754]

9:17 Fatality
VanossGaming wins
Flawless Victory

[@nshnishi]

It definitely wasn't flawless

[@tech-on_cappuccino4797]

FATALITY

[@harrymurray2515]

10:26 Wildcat's gasp sounds like a horn of a bus from the 1930's

[@griefingg0lem685]

YES LUI' S BACK.

[@Hakudan2]

+erin collins back again!

[@kylemackenzie3892]

+Hakudan2 tell a friend

[@spamytv]

+Hakudan2 Luis back tell a friend

[@cinemaclips6074]

BE HONEST WE SEE LUI IN EVERY VIDEO EXCEPT HIS OWN

[@ja20ja10]

+Kyle Mackenzie Eminem-slim shady!

[@JakeTTeal]

2:23 - Let's MTV this! Let's _Pimp My Ride_ !

[@godyjordy2278]

old gta days simple happiness

[@codyp1602]

8:10 listen carefully, that laugh tho 😂😂

[@NickVillecco]

The wheez laugh

[@unusedragealt3897]

Dat noise

[@toniabidd4016]

Definitely Tyler

[@hazuhl3979]

No, my car alarm went off

[@wolffromahotplace4629]

I clicked on ur link then I heard the laugh I choked again

[@OniDelosMuertos98]

I am hoping for a murder maze video with the machete on Halloween!!

[@lupe747]

That would be awesome! Cx

[@Daniel-zq1ri]

YES!!!!

[@TheVGamerX]

+Guadalupe Lopez I agree.

[@jaydenallrutz7211]

+kyle brazel yesssss

[@glefaro4227]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

[@Xyb2_6]

This video about to be 9 years old almost 10 is crazy I remember watching as a kid and this is my number gta video that I love the most and for time to go past by this fast is crazy I love it and when wildcat played with vanoss more back then and the wheeze that wildcat made was crazy time flies by hilarious video

[@jacksnexus2616]

5:47 American problems

[@spiderkaiju5023]

5:02 somehow had me dying

[@Nivec217]

How in the world did they put a bus on top of another bus on 0:24?!

[@ryangeppert9417]

Ilan Belicza cargobomb maybe?

[@dandilus8024]

MMMMEGIC

[@Nivec217]

Snow Ryuno probably...

[@ashleynance3265]

Ilan Belicza

[@boomboomshaketheroom750]

Ilan Belicza well maybe the bus drove under a bridge then the bus fell on top of another bus

[@gabgamerk.5270]

1:32 *Moo_Snuckles* left

[@ethanrenfroe600]

7:42 Im dying XD

[@aliciamurguia5569]

3:30 i love tha beat

[@TalibanJoe]

Alicia Murguia how do you get it????

[@supaahot7750]

cudamann 02 u but it it's a horn

[@justinproz2]

D

[@rosyzaragoza3977]

Is the gta4 song

[@ben4life988]

Alicia Murguia so perfectly made 👌👌

[@KaibaFPS]

Wish I had a squad like this ;-;

[@danielalbert107]

+FlyingPigster We all do!

[@peanutbutterjellytime9224]

+FlyingPigster ILL JOIN PIGGEH!

[@MegaScooterMan]

We have #lonersquad

[@flostymcsg4492]

+FlyingPigster I watch ur vids, ill join!

[@KaibaFPS]

PeanutButterJelly Time

[@chrissmith6259]

3:44 the freestyle tho🤣🤣🤣

[@Howtoplaylist17]

that's a splitting headache 8:48

[@polo2132]

OH HE'S QUACKING LIKE AN OWL 😲

[@miggygamin242]

😂

[@alexman8513]

I love that 😂

[@hayleetodd1705]

Yeah like an owl super chicken

[@SoloBeanz]

Owl!

[@izarayz]

OMFG i died from laughter at the end UHH UH UH (the patrick star thing was hilarious)

[@nelsonjaca1604]

I accidently swalloed my gum laughing!

[@ultimatepainbuster]

+Nelson Jaca why was he upset

[@nelsonjaca1604]

+ultimatepainbuster, that's just Wildcat's shity whizly laughter!

[@thatonepaleboi7087]

***** Oh, ok

[@svmoki]

ikr

[@tbaumgardner3854]

When your smoke alarm battery is low 10:48

[@AustinGamer123]

LMFAO

[@Nyx107]

10:28 - 10:55 LMAO
Also The Wheezes 8:09 XD

[@naomipena1202]

hey

[@naomipena1202]

teri's

[@FluffyLaDooDoo]

Hahaha haeeee heeee

[@orderoftheelement]

It's raining silentdroids

[@arnavjain9073]

True dat

[@smuggaming3730]

HALAOLYA ITS RAINING DROIDS!!!

[@frozenkyogre8324]

what does a owl say when he celebrates?
yaHOO

[@ethanswingle8234]

+Frozen Kyogre Hue Hue Hue

[@doramae5431]

-waggles finger - nonononononono, it's YaHOODINI!

[@nehpetsniwdoog5719]

+Ethan Swingle hoo hoo hoo*

[@FilmsNerf2]

+Frozen Kyogre What's with all this HOOplah?

[@traceydixon528]

+Otaku Person (WhiteSmudge) yes just yes

[@jacobpaukert1448]

9:03 this is my territory

[@HarrisonR23]

Anyone 2020 Quarantine right now?

[@mlgkill420]

Harrison Ritz yeah😂

[@kaxyegreen3907]

Yessssssssssssss

[@Nobody-tk4uh]

Harrison Ritz yea

[@EliJustwatching]

Sadly

[@BaconIsAwake]

Mhm

[@rianne1998]

Vanoss quacking is like the most adorable thing ever xD

[@joshuabateman7684]

I know right

[@staceybo74]

+Joshua Bateman XD

[@nielsschittz2760]

Yep

[@nickolololo]

Tf bro....

[@Dangermad]

what the fuck

[@user-vb2go3bd2t]

5:54 asking the real questions

[@jessearviso2188]

Girls locker rooms: omg Jack is so cute!
Boys locker rooms: 7:52

[@dominicleslie8834]

10:21
lol

[@chloe.shmoie]

I'm struggling watching this video😂 it's quiet af in my class 😂😂

[@nigelromo5650]

Did you survive

[@theticklepickle8246]

Youre risking your future for watching vanoss....im not alone xD

[@dagamingbeast8327]

+Phoenixlord28 me 2

[@apollolegend2198]

+Phoenixlord28 Yes

[@connorbaker2810]

Chloe Sampson mine wasn't, it was an eassay, and I listens to that

[@NickMagee208]

THERE IS SO MANY SPACE MEMES

[@lindam.7819]

I KNOW

[@twentyfive4276]

+JUST A ______ Idk

[@luqmanhakimmuhaiyuddin228]

+On _The_Spot ^_^ just report them

[@aidan2028]

help me

[@luqmanhakimmuhaiyuddin228]

kids shouldnt be in youtube

[@aidenstafford8041]

6:57 THE CHICKEN XDXDXDXD 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@kevinogwu1544]

3:43 yo friday night funkin you watchin? this is a great next song

[@redeyes5566]

3:30 that horn tho

[@arozura8362]

so badass

[@yassinehiki1068]

I'm savin up cause they have a San Andreas one too

[@zadenhampton6944]

What system you got?

[@zadenhampton6944]

Chargers2016 Yeah

[@panos_is_sleepy6096]

+ScAr CLAN Oh yeah right! From Niko's story!

[@arminsantiaguel3434]

swinger for the Lakers lolololol

[@retrodefault7913]

Armin Santiaguel he had so many touchdowns

[@swedishvlogger6047]

this time on a side walk

[@aamirunazimm]

I love this scene, it made me laugh so hard 6:51

[@drainpipe2642]

McDonald's new items are the "Machine Mistle" an the " McChete".