@@Jorni_MOS I live in Czechia and that is DEFINITELY Czech language, try translate it in translator. I know, Czech and polish is similar languages, but this is Czech. :)
4:25 That's not polish, that's czech ;) And it's says: "Klikni pro stažení hry a získej $500" = "Click for download a game and get $500". Also, good new video! Keep going!
6:50 Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ####, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have ### with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ####. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take #### all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
Grand action simulator New York reminds me a bit of Simpsons hit and run with the special hidden vehicles around the map, I legitimately want to play that game - flying sleigh is all I needed to see
While your commentary is pretty hilarious and I love watching these videos, they make me kind of depressed at the same time. Like when I was growing up, there were only real, proper games out there - anything from Supaplex and Prehistorik to Resident Evil 3, for example. I don't even want to bring children into a world where an actual released game is allowed to be called "San Andreas | Go To Car". Let's just burn this entire decade.
4:25 As a Czech its not polish ads, its czech ads. In traslation from czech to english, the text means "click to download the game and get 500 dollars"
New subscriber...The first time I click this video and after watching it for awhile I can’t stop laughing..This guy should be in a comedy movie or something 😂😂😂
My personal GTA V like mobile game is Dude Theft Wars. It's surprisingly original. It has it's own missions, it has unique-ish graphics, and it still has the typical Michael, Franklin, and Trevor, although Trevor's been on "Coming soon!" for like 5 years do I doubt he's actually coming. Oh yeah, the game also receives frequent-ish? updates
bro think he jerma321 💀
The last vid hit 10k likes so i'm getting a real android to do these videos with 😳😳😳
😎
Cool
That poor android lol, No more having to run touch controls with a mouse!
A
Press F for real android
Let's just say I've had a pretty bad day. But you came in at the perfect time, 8 minutes of pure gold and laughter.
Yeah man
2:22(pause) damn! They put alphabet lore F!
2:55 "I came in expecting nothing and I'm still disappointed"
Thats me everytime I go on a date
0:58 Every mobile app store became a cess pit when Mafia started making ads. They were one of the earliest that made "nonsense brain-dead" ads.
Bro really pulled up the vaporeon wiki just for a joke and I cant be more happy he did. Shit caught me off guard.
4:25 first you confuse brazilian and portugese and now you confuse polish with czech/slovakian
Are you from Czech or slovakia
@@Beaver._.Evropsky já jo
isnt like brazilian and portugese the same?
@@ChlebaChlebovic já taky těšíme
@@Beaver._.Evropsky nápodobně
0:44 I can't stop laughing 😂
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@@the_devious_one_frQzeq has stopped working
5:56 made me wheeze ridiculously hard
POV: You are from Czechia and you see that a random shitty game is showing ad in Czech language in Finland ( 4:25 )
*sirprised open mouth pikachu emoji*
Its not czech. Its Polish
@@Jorni_MOS Its czech
@@v31ndev no it is not. Czech is alot different than Polish
@@Jorni_MOS I live in Czechia and that is DEFINITELY Czech language, try translate it in translator. I know, Czech and polish is similar languages, but this is Czech. :)
This guy should be on Netflix 😂😂
All you had to do was follow the damn train CJ
Netflix?
@@chaosdev2262 man that's a hot
@@Mustansirtaher6 how is it hot????
@@chaosdev2262 damn I meant bot
4:25 My man just offended 3 countries💀
4:51 Bro passed a criminal like a normal person 💀
5:25 Yo yo yo he noticed! xD
6:48
"IT'S AN ANIMAL JOKER, YOU CAN'T!"
4:25 That's not polish, that's czech ;) And it's says: "Klikni pro stažení hry a získej $500" = "Click for download a game and get $500".
Also, good new video! Keep going!
yess kamo
:D
4:52 That was most likely an 80s Mercedes. In fact it is basically the same model that appeared in Vice City, the one that Kent Rosenberg owned
Is that a Lada
that's a lada, a 80s mercedes would've been longer
Rockstar has some serious competition...
at this point they're afraid of releasing gta 6 because they can't match the superior quality of grand city crime theft stories
@@qzeq That's so last-gen. Have you seen San Andreas | Go to Car ??
1:23 at fast as possible when you click on the "characters" button warzone mobile ad shows up and ghost is staring at my soul
5:55 i can't stop laughing about that cat 🐟
4:25 As a Polish person, hearing you call that language Polish is literally the most disappointing thing I have ever heard
better polish your brain 😌💀
This video pulled me in man the way you get mad about the ads is just barley icing on the cake 😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:25 as a pole this had me cranking up haha!
6:50 Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human ####, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have ### with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human ####. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can take #### all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more.
this is the thing every pokemon fan should know
ong
This damn copypasta
How do you know that? HHHMMMMMM?!
Lol
5:29 backpack kid circus beat 🔥
in 4:27 there is sign in czech saying "Click to download a game and get 500$" xD
6:59 no way it's really cyber punk 😳😳
Nobody notice this at 1:43? The review is literally 666😳😳
yes yes
my best youtuber for the edit :)
keep the good work man...
4:25 bro fr called a Czechian ads a Polish💀
2:33 agree ngl
0:44 Ẅ̴̨̨̛̲̣̻̰̦̥̬͚̙̰͕̟̘͙̜̩͔͚͍̪̫̦͍̖̱́͋̏̉̈̍͛̔̇̒̽̉̊̊͋̃̃̚Ȟ̷̡͚̠͓͈͔͕͓̠̗͉̳͔̣̦̬̳͙̓̓̅̏͌̃̓͑͋̏̇͐̊̈́̏̀͘̕̚͜͝͝O̴̯̦͚̘͑̿͐̓̆̂̀͘̕Ȃ̴̛̛͕̎̆́̉̍́́̆͆̅̈́͛͗́̈́̉̚͠͝Ă̵̧̧̨̘̳͚̜̜̣̘̗̥͚͓͓̞̙̹̼̬̹̩͎͙̙̫̗̎̽͂̇͊̐̋̅̾̒̈̕ͅA̷̧̼̣͕̳̲̙̜̼̝̘̲͖̮̙̞̫̜̝̯͎̟̪͉̠͋͊̋̾̈́̈́̐̋̈́̐́̾͆̓̀̂̒̈͑̈́̓̈́̒͘̚Á̴̧̢͖͙̺̺̝͖̱̬͍̖̞̱̮͙̙̹̻̟̥͓̗͍̣̃̕͜ͅĄ̵̡̡̫̰͙͖͙̺͍̩͇̗̪͖͙̤̤͇̠̜̫͛ͅ
4:37 Yes, very Polish indeed. (it's not polish)
Qzeq you are the best!!! 😂😂
Haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. 😂🙌
Even more goofy ahh Gta clones thanks qzeq!
bro i swear qzeq is the funniest youtuber ive seen in a year, i started watching him yesterday and i watched 15 videos already
massive w
4:25 he says there polish ads on that board...while it's literally czech🥶
Let's go qzeq is back 🔥🔥
5:54 I died so much with the cat
Glad to see a regional comrade make content like this, subbed
8:00 Please give me the name of the music
Slap dat ass
@@qzeq thanks
@@qzeqok
6:50 I looked up what the vaporeon thing was. I wish i never
Finally I have been waiting so long since you haven't upload your the best
Thanks for playing my game at 4:28 lol
worst gtav clones in steam=all right
worst gtav clones in playstore=oh no
'You know it's good day when qzeq uploads
I love you qzeq you always make my day/night
he aint the sun/moon
I fucking love you qzeq 😂 Btw in 4:28 that ad is czech its say click to download button to get 500€
Well... it's been 10 years- 2 weeks I mean;
Worth It!
Grand action simulator New York reminds me a bit of Simpsons hit and run with the special hidden vehicles around the map, I legitimately want to play that game - flying sleigh is all I needed to see
Nice video qzeq
"I came here expecting nothing and I'm still disappointed" lol
That sentence made me sub.
Hey qzeq what is that song at 6:00? I love it! I've been searching for it!
I bet nobody can watch qzeq video without laugh
Son: Mom , can we buy gta 5?
Mom: We have it at home.
The game
What the hell was that Rapper’s Delight remix at 2:09
0:42 seconds in some weird shit happens 💀
@qzeq You are The King of TH-cam Man You Are So Funny
While your commentary is pretty hilarious and I love watching these videos, they make me kind of depressed at the same time. Like when I was growing up, there were only real, proper games out there - anything from Supaplex and Prehistorik to Resident Evil 3, for example. I don't even want to bring children into a world where an actual released game is allowed to be called "San Andreas | Go To Car". Let's just burn this entire decade.
I seriously laughed all my drink on my desk when the vanoss part
Looks like these GTA ripoffs have more bugs than Shrek's swamp
QZEQ IS BACK!!!
I had been watching you for some months and i still dont get it how the hell are you so underrated.
Damn this is some quality content im watching every vid and u got a new sub👏
the blue guy thingie is some roblox "horror" stuff
5:56 got my brain tickled
If snow leopard lives in snow
If grass hopper lives in grass
So where cockroach lives🧐🤨
Btw love you ❤️❤️
4:25 Not Polish but Czech. But still a good video :)
5:41 it was not it. There are missions (I played the game when I was 10 or something)
Qezqs eenglish makes everything sound so much funnier
I just realised qzeq is a fellow finn. Keep it up
3:24 I pissed my pants in laughter😂 6:34 😂
4:25 As a Czech its not polish ads, its czech ads. In traslation from czech to english, the text means "click to download the game and get 500 dollars"
Bro do these bangers with a facecam that makes yo vids 69 times better keep it up dawg
2:11 "no fucking way!"
He has returned
I literally got a GTA V Clone ad starting this video...
4:26 qzep, thats not polish, thats czech, it says “Click for download game and get $500”
4:25 its a czech ad XD and good vid
4:30 Its not polish but Czech
New subscriber...The first time I click this video and after watching it for awhile I can’t stop laughing..This guy should be in a comedy movie or something 😂😂😂
I absolutely love your channel can't stop laughing when I watch a video good content man
Your videos don't let me sleep bc there toooo funnnnny
Imagine Qzeq Collab With RADAL 🤣🤣🤣
You just got a new subscriber,i like your channel a lot
(Sorry if my english is bad,im actually brazilian)
Don't worry, my portuguese is bad too 😅
Welcome in!
when he said polish ads i was like: bro, it's not polish, it's chineese version of polish
im from poland and its not polish i think is Czech
@@scemer0 maybe i dunno
@@AdSab i know that its not polish and i think it can be chineese version of it :)
qzeq i cant stop lauthing.keep up the GOOD work
4:28 czech* not polish. Anyways good video :) (as always)
Yesssss finally after long waiting..... I hope this video last more than it's actual time
After a month finally new video 😅
Qzeq moved to a new house? Damn does that mean we don't anymore bits about him pissing off the neighbours with slav bangers blasting through the walls
sadly yeah
but now i got way more space so expect more vr, green screen and wii shit 😄
@@qzeq Sweet time to destroy some expensive equipment & impale the walls with rouge wii remotes haha 🤣
I love how when you saw Mr Bean's mini, you got a Harry Potter ad
How very British
Dude every videos make me laugh 😂😂😂
Bro the vanoss gaming add made me laugh so badly 😂😂😂
Bro is playing gta 7 💀 🤣
Thank u qzeq for entertaining
These people think they rockstar games💀💀💀
GTA clones can't even be called a joke anymore, coz it's an insult to actual jokes...
That third game actually looks quite fun actually love the flying sleigh and hoverboards but yeah the rest were absolutely terrible
"To survive you need a weapon" In the USA, those are just school supplies
My personal GTA V like mobile game is Dude Theft Wars. It's surprisingly original. It has it's own missions, it has unique-ish graphics, and it still has the typical Michael, Franklin, and Trevor, although Trevor's been on "Coming soon!" for like 5 years do I doubt he's actually coming. Oh yeah, the game also receives frequent-ish? updates
Qzeq,you didnt play one gta ripoff,the indian bikes driving....