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  • If you're involved in a legal battle, then this video is for you. In it I share the quickest way to lose your court case and why the small things matter! Collav with @kianalbandi. Subscribe to @LawByMike for more tips!
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  • @hwlrr
    @hwlrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5808

    “Don’t lie to your lawyer”
    “Did you kill that man?”
    “Yes.”

    • @obvmkz4806
      @obvmkz4806 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1478

      Yes. That’s how it’s supposed to work.

    • @nimowarsame8327
      @nimowarsame8327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +387

      And why did you do that
      I hated him

    • @jarjarbinks6034
      @jarjarbinks6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GUYS THIS IS WHY THE ROCK COPIED FORTNITE 😱
      th-cam.com/video/dINclTxPYik/w-d-xo.html

    • @mapleflag6518
      @mapleflag6518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@nimowarsame8327 Why did you hate him?

    • @zacjohnson452
      @zacjohnson452 2 ปีที่แล้ว +486

      @@mapleflag6518 he smelled really bad. Like beans in a crock pot.

  • @pokewhy3146
    @pokewhy3146 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    "dont lie to your lawyer"
    Amber Heard : *becomes Amber Deaf*

    • @evolsq
      @evolsq ปีที่แล้ว +21

      THIS COMMENT🤣🤣🤣

    • @Kitcash_
      @Kitcash_ ปีที่แล้ว +7

      LMAOO

    • @thedumbaviator5536
      @thedumbaviator5536 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Undereatwd af

    • @Miliradian
      @Miliradian ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Amber hasn't heard

    • @Fabiiioso
      @Fabiiioso 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I’m fucking dead 😂

  • @nezukokamado46
    @nezukokamado46 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2040

    "then why did we find this in your car"
    me "you do know there's other donut shops around right?"

    • @arturogomez203
      @arturogomez203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Plot twist: thats the special donut that is sold only in THAT donut shop

    • @13thkommandant50
      @13thkommandant50 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@arturogomez203 uhm... I... uh made it yes. totally not.. Bought

    • @CelestialSaiyanyt
      @CelestialSaiyanyt ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@13thkommandant50 then that's probably some form of copyright infringement

    • @13thkommandant50
      @13thkommandant50 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@CelestialSaiyanyt i thought i evaded the law. But the law evaded me

    • @x3woots
      @x3woots ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@CelestialSaiyanyt doesnt copyright work only if its made for the purpose of money making and/or if its publicized as your own product?

  • @Kilanator
    @Kilanator 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    As a lawyer, my clients ALWAYS wait to tell me something important at the last minute. This pisses me off a lot.

  • @Pixelcraftian
    @Pixelcraftian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15928

    There’s no “don’t leave the court when questioned” in this? Well, I’ll be heading out.

    • @thechadmadlad23
      @thechadmadlad23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      L

    • @misery.scar.
      @misery.scar. 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😭

    • @LizardKingTF2Halo174
      @LizardKingTF2Halo174 2 ปีที่แล้ว +425

      He said "don't ever do this in court"
      If you left, you wouldn't be in court.

    • @bloominglovely7620
      @bloominglovely7620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      It is never do this to your lawyer not court '-'

    • @Burritolover9sluzzle
      @Burritolover9sluzzle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@bloominglovely7620 I don't even know what to say about you

  • @madihaq2252
    @madihaq2252 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7914

    You should do a series on lawyers PURPOSEFULLY spoiling their clients case or backstabbing them when there's nothing wrong with the case.

    • @lomicon1791
      @lomicon1791 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      A lawyer would never do that lmao

    • @joshuafrankline2617
      @joshuafrankline2617 2 ปีที่แล้ว +985

      @@lomicon1791 not every lawyer is trustworthy bro

    • @dom._.d6935
      @dom._.d6935 2 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      @@lomicon1791 It has happened more than once

    • @orkid5480
      @orkid5480 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      that has actually happened?? really??

    • @randomstuff-vx3xw
      @randomstuff-vx3xw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +379

      @@joshuafrankline2617 but it’s highly unlikely. they would essentially be backstabbing themselves as well. all that work put into the case, then they just leave last minute? they wouldn’t make any money and it would be a major waste of time as well as a hit to their credibility. they’d probably never get hired again.

  • @lggp5351
    @lggp5351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    2.Dont lie to us
    Amber Heard: ima pretend that isn't in the rule book

    • @Mr-DNA_
      @Mr-DNA_ 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      From what?@@cdgbdrhvnh

    • @philipgelderblom6878
      @philipgelderblom6878 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@Mr-DNA_ What the world has become.

    • @Mr-DNA_
      @Mr-DNA_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Then he should do it if he's omnipotent and not demand blind faith based on an ancient book as the deciding factor in whether you go to heaver. Or better yet, god shouldn't have created a world in the first place, where he knew there would be human suffering. Remember that he's also omniscient. @@philipgelderblom6878

    • @supernimo739gaming7
      @supernimo739gaming7 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@philipgelderblom6878what???

    • @philipgelderblom6878
      @philipgelderblom6878 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@supernimo739gaming7 What? I have no clue

  • @frxm_hvxxen
    @frxm_hvxxen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +628

    "Don't lie to your lawyer"
    Well.. ik someone who does.. AMBER HEARD-

  • @thdoggo1
    @thdoggo1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4556

    Imagine your lawyer going “Your Honour, I move to withdraw myself from this case.”
    😳💀💀🤣

    • @emanuelgarcia2041
      @emanuelgarcia2041 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      i’ve experienced this:( For being late

    • @mrontherun6311
      @mrontherun6311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      don’t ever tell the truth to the police, lawyers, and judges

    • @johngaelnox5447
      @johngaelnox5447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      @@mrontherun6311 wtf

    • @mrontherun6311
      @mrontherun6311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@johngaelnox5447 do you have a problem?

    • @Jayden-3
      @Jayden-3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@mrontherun6311 sure

  • @singingsiren82
    @singingsiren82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11216

    Did you see the case where a guy showed up late because his lawyer and the judge conspired against him and his lawyer didnt call him back? There's a video from the court room of the judge and lawyer talking about how he's going to jail, rather gleefully

    • @xxtacowarriorxx6440
      @xxtacowarriorxx6440 2 ปีที่แล้ว +699

      Is it the video where he actually got to the courthouse on time though?

    • @BG-lo1vi
      @BG-lo1vi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +303

      Yeah that was crazy

    • @zBorderPatrol
      @zBorderPatrol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      I remember hearing something about this. Did they change the time without telling him, and he showed up at the original agreed upon time?

    • @rob6508
      @rob6508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Could you link the video here?

    • @Ruhee
      @Ruhee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +566

      Yeah I saw this, I heard the judge ended up having to resign and move work unfortunately wasn’t fired

  • @frederickthegamer-yt2429
    @frederickthegamer-yt2429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thankyou for bringing these high quality videos very day to us ❤

  • @Flamedied
    @Flamedied 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    If you show up late for court or an appointment it literally throws the lawyer’s/court’s whole day off so just make a good schedule when your sure you won’t be held back and show up on time and if not on time a little earlier.

  • @light2943
    @light2943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2920

    yo mike can lawyers legally leave a case if they feel like something is wrong

    • @spaceuncharted3278
      @spaceuncharted3278 2 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      It probably depends on the contract they sign with a client, and if they have a "right to refuse service" written in their then maybe? But theres probably something in federal law either disallowing this or at least deterring lawyers from doing it

    • @jazuii
      @jazuii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      yes i believe so, "an attorney may choose to withdraw from a case in the following circumstances... the client persists in a course of action involving the lawyer's services that the lawyer reasonably believes is criminal or fraudulent;.."

    • @athena608
      @athena608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Every federal and state court has provisions in their rules for an attorney to withdraw from representing a client. In fact, in some cases state ethics rules require them to withdraw if they feel they're being used by their client to facilitate a crime (like perjury, evidence tampering or witness intimidation). They're even allowed to withdraw if their client is not paying them as agreed in the engagement contract, or if the client is hiding evidence from or lying to their attorney (which makes our jobs way harder and sometimes sabotages the case). We don't even have to explain the full story of why - just give the court enough info to justify leaving without jeopardizing the client's case.
      EDITED to add an important caveat: I'm a paralegal, NOT an attorney. Or in the immortal words of Erin Brockovich, "oh no, I hate lawyers, I just work for 'em!"

    • @stansman5461
      @stansman5461 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@athena608 What about public attorneys? Can they withdraw?

    • @athena608
      @athena608 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@stansman5461 under certain circumstances, yes they can, like if the client won't cooperate with their attorney or makes the attorney's job impossible - for example, lying to your attorney about evidence so they are unprepared to defend when the prosecutor shows up with the bad evidence you lied about. Another bad one I've seen: the client contacting the government to offer a settlement or plea deal without telling their attorney, undermining whatever discussions the attorney was part of.
      And in the case of demands to participate in illegal conduct like destroying evidence or blackmailing a witness, they *must* withdraw or risk getting in trouble with the bar.
      A defendant has the right to *an* attorney, just not to force a *specific* attorney to represent them - even if it's a public defender, you can't hold a gun to their head. They can pull out as long as it's for a legit reason that's allowed under the court's rules.

  • @chrisrobbins9058
    @chrisrobbins9058 2 ปีที่แล้ว +152

    If you don’t want to get fired, don’t ever tell your client “just do what they say” when you didn’t do anything wrong.

    • @a.vishwa4200
      @a.vishwa4200 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not a mistake it's ✨masterpiece✨

    • @missmaryfabela98
      @missmaryfabela98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Facts

    • @theautodan7095
      @theautodan7095 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      EXACTLY..! You don't have your client lay down helplessly when he has truth on his side.

    • @jarjarbinks6034
      @jarjarbinks6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GUYS THIS IS WHY THE ROCK COPIED FORTNITE 😱
      th-cam.com/video/dINclTxPYik/w-d-xo.html

  • @alwayzsleepy8749
    @alwayzsleepy8749 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "I've a history of donut related crimes" 🤣

  • @AlbinPlaysRoblox
    @AlbinPlaysRoblox ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Don’t show up late”
    Dhar Mann lawyers: take my coffee

  • @felonious_gru25
    @felonious_gru25 2 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    “I have done a lot of donut related crimes”
    Reminds me of someone I know…

  • @Zaman730
    @Zaman730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    Never apologise for being late. Always say thank you for your patience

    • @Zaman730
      @Zaman730 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@ssebasgoo do you watch his videos…In another video he said never apologise for being late because it changes the mood or something like that.

    • @GlobalEl1te
      @GlobalEl1te 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You only say, "thank you for waiting" if you're someone of significance.
      I.e. Employee to customer
      Manager to employee
      Team member late to meeting
      If you're going to court the judge would yell at you for saying that. You're wasting his alloted time.

    • @TheSCPStudio
      @TheSCPStudio 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zaman730 so you're just going off of what some random says in videos?

    • @Sean-te9cg
      @Sean-te9cg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Be an honest and responsible person. Go figure that those exact same traits will more than likely keep you out of court in the first place.

    • @jarjarbinks6034
      @jarjarbinks6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GUYS THIS IS WHY THE ROCK COPIED FORTNITE 😱
      th-cam.com/video/dINclTxPYik/w-d-xo.html

  • @Director622
    @Director622 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Your Presentation is best &
    It's Entertaining and Informative
    Love from 🇮🇳

  • @moon_88dej58
    @moon_88dej58 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "then why did the cops find this in your car"me: I went to a other donut shop 😑

  • @lapislazarus8899
    @lapislazarus8899 2 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    The only places you should ever completely honest is your lawyer's and confession

    • @msepulveda6908
      @msepulveda6908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And the Doctor

    • @null2639shw
      @null2639shw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Doctor : Am i a joke to you...

  • @rayyanshaikh5591
    @rayyanshaikh5591 2 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    Lawyer: "did you commit this crime?"
    Defendant after watching this video: "yes. Yes, I murdered this family."

    • @dmwanderer9454
      @dmwanderer9454 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That's what ur supposed to do?

    • @kelvinstevanus4985
      @kelvinstevanus4985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      "Because they tried to commit armed robbery in my house"
      Then the lawyer must prove that the defendant doesn't do anything illegal

    • @Rush_2906
      @Rush_2906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      That's why lawyers can't reveal what they speak with their clients.
      "Any confidential communication made to an attorney in furtherance of obtaining legal advice is protected by the privilege. This means the murderer can tell his lawyer everything and the lawyer can't divulge it later."
      If you're lying to your lawyer you're just making his work harder (Wich is proving you innocent).

    • @houtarooreki5751
      @houtarooreki5751 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      this is exactly what you do let your lawyer decide the best course of action

    • @jarjarbinks6034
      @jarjarbinks6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GUYS THIS IS WHY THE ROCK COPIED FORTNITE 😱
      th-cam.com/video/dINclTxPYik/w-d-xo.html

  • @ayshaaaaa6503
    @ayshaaaaa6503 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I never expected this collab but its great

  • @MarinaMonsters
    @MarinaMonsters 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love these shorts!!Keep up with the good work!!!❤️

  • @redfootyt1512
    @redfootyt1512 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    These videos are awesome! This channel should be bigger

    • @LawByMike
      @LawByMike  2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Spread the word! Let’s make it bigger!

    • @MysticalKO
      @MysticalKO 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LawByMike Yes

  • @jaysonlee7679
    @jaysonlee7679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Even though I will never get into these type of situations in life, these videos are pure content.

    • @WhiskeyTactical
      @WhiskeyTactical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      How do you know?

    • @kristoff896
      @kristoff896 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You can't be too sure...

    • @ZeeLyie
      @ZeeLyie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Intentionally no, but someone might trap you into this such situation

    • @missmaryfabela98
      @missmaryfabela98 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      LOL OH THE IGNORANCE

  • @tenzingethan
    @tenzingethan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Then why did we find this (donut) in ur car?"
    Me: *CAUSE I WENT TO ANOTHER SHOP OPUTPLAYED BOZO*
    Edit: thanks for the likes :)

    • @Vince4764
      @Vince4764 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smart of you

    • @tenzingethan
      @tenzingethan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Vince4764 ty bro

  • @Idkchewy
    @Idkchewy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Omg I'm in court right now and I find this handy
    Thanks 👍

  • @haydenackart5000
    @haydenackart5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Your editing is so good keep up the great work

  • @nicolaszanon3337
    @nicolaszanon3337 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    The fastest one is to say "no"
    When the judge says: will you tell nothing but the truth

  • @AngelsAlike
    @AngelsAlike ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Dont lie to your lawyer"
    Amber heard: sure

  • @asadghafoor7974
    @asadghafoor7974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Never lie with your doctor or your lawyer"
    - Someone

  • @austinhernandez2716
    @austinhernandez2716 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The one coming in late sounded like Jimmy McGill so that was perfect

  • @TomsesTheFlomse
    @TomsesTheFlomse 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I wish i could test this lol

  • @torrigarnet
    @torrigarnet ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I object, your honor, and I move to strike!" XD

  • @uqqyqp
    @uqqyqp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Really Helpful. Let's see if i can speedrun failing a Case after this.

  • @snowystarflakes7700
    @snowystarflakes7700 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “Quickest way to lose a court case” Thanks I really needed a tutorial

    • @tylermckay-kem7060
      @tylermckay-kem7060 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Illuminati behind him

    • @jarjarbinks6034
      @jarjarbinks6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GUYS THIS IS WHY THE ROCK COPIED FORTNITE 😱
      th-cam.com/video/dINclTxPYik/w-d-xo.html

  • @LobsterMenceWB
    @LobsterMenceWB 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “It’s not a mistake” ✨ITS A MASTERPIECE✨

  • @Kapta1n
    @Kapta1n 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Sir, did i just see you run over a per-“
    “I invoke the 5th”

  • @lionkingmoz5071
    @lionkingmoz5071 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The absolute production in this is amazing and really useful

  • @eeee7838
    @eeee7838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Don’t lie” *when the thing is true* IM GUILTY

    • @Donu76222
      @Donu76222 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean ... yeah

    • @jarjarbinks6034
      @jarjarbinks6034 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      GUYS THIS IS WHY THE ROCK COPIED FORTNITE 😱
      th-cam.com/video/dINclTxPYik/w-d-xo.html

  • @leo13540
    @leo13540 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    just want to say thank you for the great content ❤️

  • @marlborolight4792
    @marlborolight4792 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That damn donut 🤣

  • @babybunny218
    @babybunny218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I don't know what I want to be when I'm older yet, but I'm thinking about either being a Lawyer or working in the medical field. I wouldn't want this to happen to me cause then I wouldn't know what to do. 💜💜💜

    • @elizabetholiviaclark
      @elizabetholiviaclark 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wasn't in the medical field, but if I had it to do all over again, I'd study law.

  • @aaron9421
    @aaron9421 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I love how he’s actually telling criminals what not to do

    • @dontplay9937
      @dontplay9937 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No shit that’s what lawyers do I bet you’re fun at parties genius.

    • @aaron9421
      @aaron9421 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@dontplay9937 🤣🤣

  • @ghostvision8606
    @ghostvision8606 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Donut related crimes got me 😂

  • @editbot__888
    @editbot__888 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched his reels videos many time ago and I thought he might quit social media but this man is leaving my thoughts👏

  • @B2727
    @B2727 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You gotta tell your lawyer something for the first time at some point😂

    • @jayasmrmore3687
      @jayasmrmore3687 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yes but before you go to court

  • @LawByMike
    @LawByMike  2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Subscribe to Law By Mike Here: go.lawbymike.com/YT
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  • @ubbl9720
    @ubbl9720 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These shorts made my day

  • @giordanobruno1333
    @giordanobruno1333 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never ask to record your trial or any public officials. You’ll be lucky if you’re not assaulted

  • @Sjr_freestyle
    @Sjr_freestyle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Why do i see an illuminati logo? 🤔

    • @azamali6584
      @azamali6584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I also see 🤔

    • @Name-co5qi
      @Name-co5qi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I also see 🤔

    • @User-siz
      @User-siz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Becuse USA is under shaitan control

    • @azamali6584
      @azamali6584 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@User-siz Satan nahi shaitan

    • @User-siz
      @User-siz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@azamali6584 yes shaitan and satan , both of them are evil

  • @Blueizy
    @Blueizy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Don't lie to your lawyer"
    "Did you robbed the bank?"
    "Yes."

    • @marisolv
      @marisolv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes, that is how it works

    • @Satchel456
      @Satchel456 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's actually in your best interest to admit to it. Due to attorney client privilege, your lawyer wouldn't be allowed to ever use that information against you.

  • @itzminogue2645
    @itzminogue2645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "never do this to your lawyer, 1. dont be a moron"

  • @mufty.
    @mufty. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    i needed this

  • @billa_ackerman.exe.
    @billa_ackerman.exe. 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never forget this, "Never lie to your Lawyer and Doctor."

  • @SimplyMe4Eva
    @SimplyMe4Eva 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    These shorts make our day

  • @yrxtro
    @yrxtro 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That donut looked GOOOD

  • @therealevilmudbug
    @therealevilmudbug ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why did we find this donut in your car?"
    "I invoke the 5th"

  • @aakarshsingh1981
    @aakarshsingh1981 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    All victims to their lawyers :
    WRITE THAT DOWN !!
    WRITE THAT DOWN!!

  • @jackhall1150
    @jackhall1150 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Why was this donut in your car?"
    "That donut could be from any shop sir"

  • @baller6360
    @baller6360 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The lawyers brain cells was having a seizure

  • @nyways7192
    @nyways7192 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Not u playing levitating 💀😭

  • @max_100mx
    @max_100mx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is so good 👍
    Thank you

  • @spawncampe
    @spawncampe 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Don't show up late"
    Johnny Depp showing up fashionably late

  • @lukasjnr7962
    @lukasjnr7962 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have a history of donut related crimes 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lize2062
    @lize2062 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    is no one going to talk about the effort this guy puts in to make these shorts?!

  • @christinathompson8621
    @christinathompson8621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "You should know i have a history of donut related crimes." Arlight imma head out

  • @AmitKumar-ox4qd
    @AmitKumar-ox4qd 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Well you better call Saul😂

  • @saekobusujima8119
    @saekobusujima8119 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Me: Mom can we have David dobrick?
    Mom: we have David dobrick at home

  • @shahinaqureshi8326
    @shahinaqureshi8326 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your personality is wonderful ❤️

  • @Matsuri42
    @Matsuri42 ปีที่แล้ว

    This helps me a lot I’m going through court rn but I can’t say why though I just want to say I love the video and stay happy and safe .

  • @CreeperG0d
    @CreeperG0d ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Then y did the cops find this in ur car."
    Me: My mom bakes donuts.

  • @anonymousUnknown31
    @anonymousUnknown31 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The lawyer watching this be like:
    👁️👄👁️

  • @waimanumano4273
    @waimanumano4273 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Your videos are very funny and educational.

  • @Iragoyal12
    @Iragoyal12 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    The transitions so smooth

  • @R4WR_C0RE
    @R4WR_C0RE ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Don’t lie to your laywer"
    Amber heard: im gonna pretend like i never HEARD that

  • @outofthebox9699
    @outofthebox9699 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Did you kill him
    "yes"
    Lawyer" IM A WITNESS!

  • @razzle2112
    @razzle2112 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "my client would never hurt anyone"
    "ayo btw i have a history of violence"

  • @justhuman963
    @justhuman963 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    *Jail sentence any% speedrun*

  • @Diegorrr3
    @Diegorrr3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'll better call Saul.

  • @rikixass
    @rikixass ปีที่แล้ว

    Always tell your lawyer the truth. Yes, even if you did do the crime. They dont like surprises.

  • @liamcruikshank1472
    @liamcruikshank1472 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how they translated the lawyer terms at the end

  • @cyan4455
    @cyan4455 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lawyer: did you commit the crime?
    Me: i invoke the 5th

  • @pw6498
    @pw6498 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ex pulled that. Deleted all messages and emails on her end. Made it look like i was the one harassing. Showed lawyers all the messages and emails, print everything.
    Charges dismissed and asked if i wanted a restraining order against the psycho !!
    Stay safe out there !!

  • @user-not-found1681
    @user-not-found1681 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    This man watched to many suits😂

  • @sarahalyafie3055
    @sarahalyafie3055 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Johnny deep laughing 😆

  • @erod4643
    @erod4643 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    My lawyer showed up to every court appearance 15-60 mins late.

  • @Donteventrytohandleit
    @Donteventrytohandleit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Ah yes lawyers can show up 30 minutes late but we can't show up a minute late

  • @whatsittooya3013
    @whatsittooya3013 ปีที่แล้ว

    I was late for my preliminary and instead of being rebuked for it my lawyer pulls me out as I walk in and said “case dismissed”. I asked him in rebuddle, “sorry say that again”? Lawyer-“Case Dismissed”. I ask again… “Now I may have a few screws loose up here, but what did you just say to me”? Lawyer-“Are you dense?!” “The case was dismissed due to the cop’s crappy paperwork processing and the fact that the victim was never Subpoena’d.” Me-“ I guess being late didnt really make a difference”.

  • @Harun_1881
    @Harun_1881 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Saul Goodman irl

  • @dharshanaalakshmi628
    @dharshanaalakshmi628 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    4. The important one
    "Don't throw a brick"

  • @theobonvin6971
    @theobonvin6971 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Lawyer prank: As soon as the trial begins, just head out

  • @TerrorTheDragon
    @TerrorTheDragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    What Mike is actually trying to say:
    If your questioned and don't know the response say "Aight ima head out"

  • @dyxamite9920
    @dyxamite9920 ปีที่แล้ว

    Why did I think the desk was made of chocolate 😭💀

  • @bogeefn
    @bogeefn ปีที่แล้ว

    IT'S A REMIX AND I'M COMING WITH THAT

  • @ottovonbismarck8913
    @ottovonbismarck8913 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never say "My dog stepped on a bee"

  • @AT-wj5sw
    @AT-wj5sw 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Never tell your lawyer you are guilty

    • @theeplugtv6834
      @theeplugtv6834 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I agree because then your lawyer gonna feel like since you did do they are likely gonna have evidence

  • @NoahSham
    @NoahSham ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Serious question (hypothetically ofc). If you did something, that would technically be a crime, if it weren’t for one detail, and you wanted to omit that one detail so you could get away with the act, do you have to tell your lawyer that? Can the lawyer snitch on you? Or would they simply choose whether or not they wanna work with you?

  • @amandadean3948
    @amandadean3948 ปีที่แล้ว

    Truth! Say it again for the cheap seats in the back. It’s infuriating when clients do this!!!