Okay but as wild as this sounds, Esfand was actually completely right about the cervix being the neck. “Cervix” is a Latin word literally meaning neck. Medical terms are very Latin based, hence why neck injuries have the word cervical or cervix in it. But also, cervix is used medically to refer to other areas of the body with a ‘narrow, neck like passage’, including well, the cervix. But obviously this day and age, if someone says the cervix, they’re almost certainly not talking about the neck lol
He was also correct about pills absorbing faster when it goes the other way around compared to ingesting it. Albeit, you dont do it with plan B, but in theory he was there.
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear isa
Esfand has the most uncanny ability to be technically right or half-right about things, but in the dumbest, most absurd ways lmao (e.g. the coat-hanger comment, or that the upper neck where he had an injury is actually called the cervical section of the spine)
The pincer move attack was SO typically a gamer thought! I understood immediately and I loved Maya's face when she probably imagined pincering herself down there!
1:12 Maya points the lighter at Esfand's face and clicks... Esfand: "WHY ARE YOU SHOOTIN' AT MY FACE?!" Maya: "It doesn't work the first time." Esfand: "But what if it does??" Maya's brain: "...CONTENT 😁"
I recently saw a thing where her, apparently ex, boyfriend was judt being a douche and she had a really dark energy after the interaction. These 2 compliment each other really well.
this so called "idiot" is number 1 ret paladin, the father of retribution, the CEO of WoW. he is Esfand Television. Don't ever disrespect him again. This is a final warning.
NGL, I like Maya, but have never watched her YT channel. But their editor is CLEAN WITH IT!!!! I'll probs sub because of that, keep up the good work and know that we recognize it. Much Love
I understand his confusion on cervix. The top 7 vertebrae are called the cervical spine. It is commonly called the C-spine. The other segments of your spinal column are the thoracic, lumbar, sacrum, and coccyx.
20:37 LMAO I can relate, I sometimes panic during stranger convos and make up white lies that AREN'T in my favor and make the situation seem more embarassing.
Ok I'm dead inside so there are things that I find funny but only on the inside, in my voidlike rotten soul you know? This made me laugh with noises, out of my face. Over and over. I enjoy this.
I dont know if this is an act or he is really that clueless but nonetheless they have amazing energy together and this was very entertaining to watch :D
Honestly I’m a girl and I didn’t know 6 of the items lmao. I actually learned a lot sturing this video! And it was still funny :D You and Esfand are such a funny duo. :3 This is the second video of you that I watched, the first one was “interviewing animals with a tiny mic part 2” and now I am subscribed! Really great and funny editing style too! Looking forward to what video’s you’ll make :)
just found your channel of the media share heart rate video watched a few videos now and this is my favorite of the bunch ive watched it twice now enjoying the content!
the list: cotton pad (removing makeup), shaped like sacramental bread makeup sponge scrunchie (hair) tampon metal hair clip (sometimes referred to as alligator hair clips) hair coil / spiral hair tie hair curlers / hair rollers? donut hair bun maker eyebrow razor (also for upper lip) mini knife UV lamp for gel manicure birth control pill or the pill (formally known as oral contraceptives) intrauterine device (IUD) SABRE pepper gel vaginal antifungal teeth whitening strip hair waver, may also be referred as a styling wand, successor to the traditional curling iron pregnancy test disposable menstrual cup taser Plan B (emergency contraceptive pill) protractor
the amount of control in this video was amazing! from both sides^ Esfand is handsome af, thought I was looking at a Kabir Bedi there, bit chunky, but on the way. Maya is prime example of yandere. I hope they another this past year.
Don't feel bad Esfand, I wouldn't know what half these things were if it weren't for dating and the other half from being a counselor for teenage girls. Most of the stuff I learned about from dating was just because I was asked to pick something up from a store and was that dork wandering aisles I'm never in trying to find something. You remember things after that so you don't have to sit in a store long enough for someone to notice you and try to start a conversation.
How could someone be this cute, I'm officially an Esfand fan
Es-fan
Get a life
Lmao
Coat hanger
@@BigBoss99599 isn't it esfand or am i stupid as shit
Okay but as wild as this sounds, Esfand was actually completely right about the cervix being the neck. “Cervix” is a Latin word literally meaning neck. Medical terms are very Latin based, hence why neck injuries have the word cervical or cervix in it. But also, cervix is used medically to refer to other areas of the body with a ‘narrow, neck like passage’, including well, the cervix.
But obviously this day and age, if someone says the cervix, they’re almost certainly not talking about the neck lol
Esfand is a secret linguistic genius.
It also doesn't help that the neck bones are the "cervicals". Plus, in Spanish we also call the cervix the "cuello uterino" or "uterine neck"
I have to try not to giggle every time the rheumatologist talks about my cervical inflammation
also, a vagina is a sheath, same analogy as a sword and a sheath. I think it's based on Latin too.
He was also correct about pills absorbing faster when it goes the other way around compared to ingesting it. Albeit, you dont do it with plan B, but in theory he was there.
Maya was legit so funny this video, idk if it's her synergy with Esfand but her sarcasm game was on point.
S+ synergy
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear isa
@@AxxLAfriku lol?
@@AxxLAfriku We don't care about your relationship with your "sisters". That is why people disl*ke your videos.
@@AxxLAfriku you're so cringe, all your videos seem immature
honestly esfand and maya are hilarious when together XD. this had me dyinggg
i hope you've recovered
@@thirfty4449 Did you ?
@@regis9596 im all good man
yeah. they are like siblings :)
Just waiting for their wedding now.
"I had to buy Plan B yesterday for this stream"
Understandable, Esfand has that effect on us all. Good job being prepared
Couldn't be bothered to use a rubber or even pull out. Or finish in an alternative place
Love the editing in this one haha
was just about to comment the same, then saw it was top comment already
You were so good in d1
@@ethant6270 and year 1 D2, don't forget
@@MIDA-Multi-Tool it’s actually decent rn with the cat for it
I’m a young mexican hood nigga that smokes weed on my TH-cam channel for a living 🙏
"Pergnanty test"
- Esfand
mesi chiquito
@@frixz__ how
Esfand has the most uncanny ability to be technically right or half-right about things, but in the dumbest, most absurd ways lmao (e.g. the coat-hanger comment, or that the upper neck where he had an injury is actually called the cervical section of the spine)
I call that being a dude lol
@@mikasasukasa4479 You think only men can be dumb ?
I initially watched this on the clips channel but the editing really made it worth seeing again, good shit
maya and esfand are so good together, actually amazing improv. So funny
10:10 the way maya went from 😐to😱 absolutely killed me
XDDD he was so ready to take the hormone pills instead of the green placebo ones
That fucking poker face xD
Esfand and Maya Combo is the best lmao 😆
This stream was so much fun
The pincer move attack was SO typically a gamer thought! I understood immediately and I loved Maya's face when she probably imagined pincering herself down there!
I honestly couldn't stop laughing on the livestream; it was SO good, love the chemistry you guys have, and the edit of the video, kudos to the editor!
1:12 Maya points the lighter at Esfand's face and clicks...
Esfand: "WHY ARE YOU SHOOTIN' AT MY FACE?!"
Maya: "It doesn't work the first time."
Esfand: "But what if it does??"
Maya's brain: "...CONTENT 😁"
Their sibling energy is fucking great
Step sibling energy?😅
Maya forced me to play this in a tab in the background. 10/10 would do it again.
I f*cking died at the "guys named Todd" Part
Lmao the editing in this video. There's always great comedy when you two collab.
Mayas content has been so good lately, saw this live
16:32 it took him 7 seconds before realization hit him like a freight train LMAOO
know damn well alot of people flinched when he turned on the taser
The constant mixture of shock, disbelief and resignation on her face is pure gold.
I almost dropped my phone when I jumped at the damn taser shock. Guess I'm as clueless as Esfan lol
dude i was crying when he ate the pill 😂
This was the most educational stream I've ever watched.
I thoroughly enjoyed Estefan's gamete flanking strategy and his unflagging confidence in his knowlege of cervixes.
He isn’t completely wrong either. It’s just not the place she was referring to.
Editor is killing it. The ED bit was so good
maya and esfand shud collab more pls. they had me dying the whole stream
the editting is on point love to see it 💞
esfand better treat women health products better or he'll lose them
Esfand is actually too funny LMAO
unironically these two fit perfectly together
I recently saw a thing where her, apparently ex, boyfriend was judt being a douche and she had a really dark energy after the interaction. These 2 compliment each other really well.
Can I say that I just want to get a big hug from Esfand. Like he looks so adorable and I just want a grizzly bear hug from him. I literally need it
14:44 hes like nope, imma go with abstinence XD
this so called "idiot" is number 1 ret paladin, the father of retribution, the CEO of WoW. he is Esfand Television. Don't ever disrespect him again. This is a final warning.
he's not the ceo of wow, he IS wow.
And no bitches LMAOOOO
@@totallynotnorman4393 u rly thought this was funny huh
number 1 ret paladin should tell you enough about him
This Esfand guy is hilarious, he should try streaming
Maya esfand hilarious combo Danny editing is getting better every video
This was too funny hahaha love Esfand and Maya’s humor
This was a great video, I'm not a Twitch viewer typically but Maya is born to make content
The pregnancy test prank absolutely freaking sent me I just knew that was coming lmao
It's clear Esfand puts a lot of effort to make it funny. Props to him, i almost choked XD.
I love when Maya and esfand are streaming together they are Soo funny.
My Alexa started playing party all the time by Eddie Murphy at 5am….thanks
"are you smarter than a woman" my favorite game
Good dynamic, I feel like Esfand just always makes group content go smooth even if he is bouncing off the walls sometimes
The editing was worth the wait haha!! 10/10
NGL, I like Maya, but have never watched her YT channel. But their editor is CLEAN WITH IT!!!! I'll probs sub because of that, keep up the good work and know that we recognize it. Much Love
maya/esfand is actually such a good duo no kappa no keesy no lie bruh
I understand his confusion on cervix. The top 7 vertebrae are called the cervical spine. It is commonly called the C-spine.
The other segments of your spinal column are the thoracic, lumbar, sacrum, and coccyx.
20:37 LMAO I can relate, I sometimes panic during stranger convos and make up white lies that AREN'T in my favor and make the situation seem more embarassing.
This is the first video I've watched of yours Maya and it was really entertaining. Thanks :3
Maya, "What's an NFT?", Esfand, "NO FRICKEN THANKS" 🤣
Ok I'm dead inside so there are things that I find funny but only on the inside, in my voidlike rotten soul you know?
This made me laugh with noises, out of my face. Over and over. I enjoy this.
*Fails to identify a knife* "I'm doing pretty good!"
1:00 I can proudly say I have three things in common with this man
8:14 reallll subtle esfand realllll subtle gg
I dont know if this is an act or he is really that clueless but nonetheless they have amazing energy together and this was very entertaining to watch :D
Honestly I’m a girl and I didn’t know 6 of the items lmao. I actually learned a lot sturing this video! And it was still funny :D You and Esfand are such a funny duo. :3 This is the second video of you that I watched, the first one was “interviewing animals with a tiny mic part 2” and now I am subscribed! Really great and funny editing style too! Looking forward to what video’s you’ll make :)
This editing is god tier 🤌
I lost it at “Pincer attack the sperm”
There should be more Maya - Esfand videos. I dunno it really works.
I was forced to watch this video in its entirety on loop at gunpoint please let me go i want to see my family
IUDs don’t go into the cervix. They go THROUGH the cervix into the uterus. IUD is short for intrauterine device. Intra Uterine. Uterus.
Good job on the editing Brody :)
ESFAND IS NOT STUPID HES JUST EXTREME
"It's for a stream."
"Okay honey... next time you're 'streaming' remember to use protection."
edits are fire lately . great video as always !
The person that said "Blitzkrieg" at 21:40 killed me
Maya: Should I get drunk??
Esfand: Sure.
Maya: Yeah!!
Amazing.
Whoever your editor is, they are great. Love it.
The editing is fantastic, great job!
I clicked the skip ad at 0:36, now I feel stupid.
Top notch editing in this!
The skittles choking was sooo funny lmaooooo
1:54 my god that edit
A guy pulls a knife like that in a knife fight, people know he's not afraid of anything.
just found your channel of the media share heart rate video
watched a few videos now and this is my favorite of the bunch
ive watched it twice now
enjoying the content!
21:20 love how he’s making plans on how to fight the invaders kek
I actually saw this stream, and this video is still amazing!
Esfand's "knowledge" about the human body is *my* birth control 😂
I didn't plan to watch this whole thing, and then I did. I guess you could say I took plan B :)
the list:
cotton pad (removing makeup), shaped like sacramental bread
makeup sponge
scrunchie (hair)
tampon
metal hair clip (sometimes referred to as alligator hair clips)
hair coil / spiral hair tie
hair curlers / hair rollers?
donut hair bun maker
eyebrow razor (also for upper lip)
mini knife
UV lamp for gel manicure
birth control pill or the pill (formally known as oral contraceptives)
intrauterine device (IUD)
SABRE pepper gel
vaginal antifungal
teeth whitening strip
hair waver, may also be referred as a styling wand, successor to the traditional curling iron
pregnancy test
disposable menstrual cup
taser
Plan B (emergency contraceptive pill)
protractor
Another fantastic stream!
terrible
TINY MIC INTERVIEWS 4
he's right about the cervical region being in the neck lol, but still so wrong
have great stream synergy always very entertaining to watch them, thanks for making me laugh this entire stream!
Props to the editor he did a great job showing how much of a gigachad Esfand is.
Before watching this video: "esfand isn't an idiot"
21:00 - "nevermind"
19:56 "Different items, different stores, attracts less attention" - Walter White
The editing is so good wtf
lmfao the editing is gold, and esfand is so funny lmao
This is my favorite friendship on the internet. Lol!
the amount of control in this video was amazing! from both sides^
Esfand is handsome af, thought I was looking at a Kabir Bedi there, bit chunky, but on the way.
Maya is prime example of yandere. I hope they another this past year.
Don't feel bad Esfand, I wouldn't know what half these things were if it weren't for dating and the other half from being a counselor for teenage girls. Most of the stuff I learned about from dating was just because I was asked to pick something up from a store and was that dork wandering aisles I'm never in trying to find something. You remember things after that so you don't have to sit in a store long enough for someone to notice you and try to start a conversation.
If you put it up there it's Plan C.
Damn these are edited SO WELL !
It looks like an absolute riot being your friend 🤣😍 And Esfand is a indeed himself a total riot 😂 Love you guys!
Esfand: * sees UV light for nail *
also Esfand: *Oonga Boonga it's for the forehead*
He's not dumb :(