You will be surprised by how stupid Criminals can be. There's one episode where the suspect literally went down to the station because we asked him to come down for an inquiry on a case he knows he committed. I know the IO cos it was in NS and i legit asked her if he was really that stupid. He was. Also: Crimewatch is made by SPF, not Mediacorp.
I was so offended by sushi calling us prostitudes and stupid idiots at the end that i reported this video. Stupid is such a high lvl insult, how offensive. Im gona call my boyfriend from the snake gang to come settle
im gonna get my giga chad gang to beat your little snake gang... We have king bob on our side we have the whole minion gang and giga chad gang whahahha
Hey sushi, my doctor said that i have depression but, u always made me laugh somehow, please dont be nervous for the content ur creating, please keep making me laugh! Thats all.
I'm a foreigner living in Singapore, and all I can say is, this gang fight is cute 😂 Just looks like a normal high school brawl to me 😂 in my country, you don't go to a gang fight without guns. Sometimes they even have grenades, depends on how pissed they are 😂😂😂
Hilarious!You are the best thing to happen to TH-cam and Singapore in a long time! Long live Steven Lim! Lol , that was another great video. Thank you!
How to start a gang: 1. Call whoever you want prostitute 2. Make up boy scout name for the gang 3. Gang up on people that stares at you 4. Snitch on your gang members
We've got a Sushii gang at my skooool! We watch your videos and repeat the funny parts. Like, "What do we do to DESECRATORS of their Highness? We punch him, we kick him." 😂😂😂
legend has it that sophia is still out there during pandemic not doing her homework.
she should really get to that
We need to give Sophia a spin off.
Probably finding another gang
Nope, the whole gang is in our base, they are the easiest people to cease like ever
Hey i am Sophia and u r right I didn't do my homework 😏
“What a prostitute, you stupid idiot”
Wow, what impactful words. It warms the cockles of my heart to see how literature has evolved
Thumbsap lah
mediacorp be like: make them fight about movie tickets bc thats totally how gang fights work
they are real cases tho
@@imtheoysterbunny that's actually fucking stupid. No wonder only stupid dropout morons join gangs.
@@incognitonotsure909 u stupid idiot !!
@@incognitonotsure909 relax man, i know people who are in JC who join gangs as well
You will be surprised by how stupid Criminals can be. There's one episode where the suspect literally went down to the station because we asked him to come down for an inquiry on a case he knows he committed.
I know the IO cos it was in NS and i legit asked her if he was really that stupid. He was.
Also: Crimewatch is made by SPF, not Mediacorp.
When you realise all this happened because one girl refused to watch a movie with her best friend
If big daddy Jun Xiong was here his gang would have beat up both of them
Cannot fight back, cannot block any attack, and they better not call the police
@@daheadchopper4954 lmaooooooo
They gonna punch and kick him
We punch him,We kick him.
Their gonna drop harder than Melvin
Love this quality content. Did not expect to watch a singaporean youtuber that does the same content that I love watching. Keep up the good work man
I was so offended by sushi calling us prostitudes and stupid idiots at the end that i reported this video. Stupid is such a high lvl insult, how offensive. Im gona call my boyfriend from the snake gang to come settle
XD
😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh
lol
im gonna get my giga chad gang to beat your little snake gang... We have king bob on our side we have the whole minion gang and giga chad gang whahahha
To this day, Sophia still hasn’t done her homework.
Now too
sophia's sister here, she still hasnt done it
Sophia STILL hasn't done her homework at all.
What is going on?
me : *_*looks around cause there's nothing to do_**
yp : _STARE WHAT STARE? WANT FIGHT AH?!_
lai ah i call backup then you know
‘See what see, cock eye’
Yps are immature
@@lorryfanatic8405 frrr
@@shxtney oH nO aLl tHe sMaLL sTiCk gOr GoR lAi LiAo i *_sCarED_*
What do we do to people who stare at you?
“We kick him! “ “ we punch him!”
Only after you’ve done your homework Sophia 😌
This comment warms the cockles of my heart.
Adding in since tehre are new ones
A:Gang…die…stop…police
B:MEOOOoWWW-VIN
sushi: i hate when people stare at me
tht 1 random kid : "stares at you"
"We kick him!" "We punch him!"
Gang ah!
sorry but I'm forming the sushi gang
meeting place: any sushi shop.
boss nak lepak sakae sushi atau sushi king?
Meetup at NTUC...they also sell sushi.
don don donki let's go
Meet up at don don donki
"WE KICK THEM....WE PUNCH THEM. WE SETTLE". "STOOPID IDIOT..." SASHIMIIIIII!!!!!
Moral of story: Sneaky Sushi is the most underrated youtuber and the best speaker XD
tbh wasn’t expecting ur videos to be this funny and i bursted out loud several times. pls post more crimewatch….
Nice pic
@@charliechan8541u hitting on
I have recently moved to Singapore and your channel is exactly what I needed!
"SOFIA GO HOME AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK"
WE KICK HIM, WE PUNCH HIM
Btw, just adding to the best actor award is...
SOPHIA ( do ur homework lah gurl)
Hahaha
true true doe
Don't forget slam your head up when someone talks to u
Cannot fight back,cannot blocc any attacc
we kick him......we punch him.......
Hey sushi, my doctor said that i have depression but, u always made me laugh somehow, please dont be nervous for the content ur creating, please keep making me laugh! Thats all.
I just discovered your channel a few days ago and I can't stop binging your vids. This is by far one of my favorites, i luv u sushi
Sameeee I just stumbled upon it today and damn one by one funny videos from him.
Didnt know Sgag hired ex-gang members like Sean
Now we know why Nadia don't like Sean cuz he ex- dua paikia. Eh mai siao siao hor! He Orh Ti Tu (Black Spider) one hor!!!
Note : Mediacorp has limited vocabulary to use.
those script writers tries too hard to cater towards locals...
I normally don’t care for SG TH-camrs and their pre-pubescent comedy but you my guy are hilarious, subscribed, keep the quality vids coming.
I'm a foreigner living in Singapore, and all I can say is, this gang fight is cute 😂
Just looks like a normal high school brawl to me 😂 in my country, you don't go to a gang fight without guns. Sometimes they even have grenades, depends on how pissed they are 😂😂😂
Bro are you from Afghanistan or what, how the heck do people carry grenades around
@@RGNooblez
probably Brazil or columbia
@@ぷードーモ wowzers
@@ぷードーモ Philippines?
@@ぷードーモ ayo sus
“She used vulgarity at me”
My whole family Everyday be like
“F offff”
“Idiot”
“Stupid”
And yes gang totally acts tat way .
I’m laughing so hard doe-
Sunflower Studio VERY NICE
The thing is, there were people in my primary sch that acted this way, so uk.
"I got us tickets to see a movie, let's go together!"
"No thanks"
...
GANG WAR!
That situation escalated really rapidly.
Mosquito gang quite gangster le. A lot of dengue case. UNSTOPPABLE.
POWERR
nobody:
absolutely no one:
Bock Huat:
*shimmers away from the police*
*shimmies
@@codachara3256 oops
Hilarious!You are the best thing to happen to TH-cam and Singapore in a long time! Long live Steven Lim! Lol , that was another great video. Thank you!
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TH-cam: how about we show ✨zero✨
lol nobody cares abt the comments
Bro, your vids never fail to make my day.
junxiong gang still the best "we kick them, we punch them."
Ikr. I knew you will talk about this. Nice one 👍. Always enjoy your videos!
😱😱 sushii gonna have 100K soon. From 7K 👍👍
yesir
He's growing
5.2k away now
Power lah
Subsribed since 4k subs. Never looked back since
Your underrated af dude, deserves more subs!
I'm still looking at you 😉
Bro, you are everywhere.
Bro how
Plot twist: Ray Mak is Justin Y’s twin
How r u everywhere
HE IS THE GOD LOL
Sophia had me in fits omfg the editing is so fakking hilarious
This is literally way better than TV, sorry ma for astro bills..
"We punch them! We kick them!"
Just became
"We flick him! We stab him!"
HAHAHAHAH lmao
The only “smart” guy to bring a knife to a fist fight😂
I'm not one to sub to many in youtube, but I'm liking what I'm seeing. Especially understanding how you started off. You got my sub.
Sneaky Sushii and Yeolo is the most underrated youtuber. I swear some other youtuber are cringy , reuse same ideas and overrated
Ive been here since 8k and wow gotta love how this man evolved 🤩✊
guys my boyfriend is a gangster, i can confirm this is how we conduct fights (we kick them) (we punch them)
how to stop staring and avoid yps/xmms:
**removes eyeballs**
not like we have sharingans :D
@@henrysim8185 haha nice one
@@henrysim8185 lol
This is where it all started
5:57 the light blue shirt guy looks like the guy from sgag but cant remember who
Sean chan. And yes it is him.😂
@@nuhjamal6945 wah no wonder he look familiar 🤔
@@tamarazi add in a few kg and more lame jokes that's him alright.
It’s 5.58
@@nuhjamal6945 he tits kena flick, no wonder he join sgag
just set up everything in my new house, first thing i did was to watch sushii kor kor tell me about "WE KICK HIM, WE PUNCH HIM"
Even your comment has more enthusiasm than the gang fella
Wow the last time i checked you had 60k+ subs :O AMAZING keep up the good work :>
How to start a gang:
1. Call whoever you want prostitute
2. Make up boy scout name for the gang
3. Gang up on people that stares at you
4. Snitch on your gang members
my conclusion : dont shimmy your way thru the officers
We've got a Sushii gang at my skooool! We watch your videos and repeat the funny parts. Like, "What do we do to DESECRATORS of their Highness? We punch him, we kick him." 😂😂😂
3:09 can we just appreciate that transition HAHHAH
I like how they fight like a 10 years old kid until a dude just pull out the thing
I bet sophia is the one who said "we kick him, we punch him" before they went to fight lmao
Yo isnt that the SGAG dude omg 5:58
Yeps, its him
Ye it is
remember, this all happens because a girl don't want to watch a movie
I am loving this crimewatch episode! pls do more sushi
2:50 - 2:55
I LAUGHED LIKE A SOHAI IN MY BEDROOM HAHAHHA
this man makes quality content
Sneaky Sushii: (watches son treat mother like a puppet) don’t act like this guys
Also Sushii: I wAnT tO bEaT pEoPlE uP
this is the content that singaporeans nowadays want to watch! good job👍🏻
What do we do to people like this
*"we kick him"*
*"we punch him"*
100k coming soon man ❤️❤️
Sushi when people stare at him: sTarE wHaT sTaRe
"POWERRR!!"
omg i died they freaking remind me of power rangers
No one:
Absolutely no on:
Me: the two people look like they are about to kiss
he is seriously an underrated youtuber.. its so hard for me to laugh to youtubers tryna crack jokes but Sushi makes it so easy bro legit
If you start a gang, please call it Genki Gang
when that one edge lord in your gang pulls out a knife and reenacted that one cutscene from assassin creed
probably one of the most funniest gang fight i’ve seen
Omg you're so close to 100k GL
2:08 *"Settle tomorrow...4 PM
At Py Near Mor"*
SETTLE SETTLE!
Pioneer Mall*
Not once did I hear them utter any hokkien obscenity like "kaninaa cheebyeee niama lanjiao" 😅
The sophia part really got me 😂
everyday i watch your videos and the subscribers rate is just gg up and up. Cant wait for you to rch 100k
No no no! Scorpion don't do the "ssss, sss" sound.
* somewhere in the world *
A real gang : " so guys, scorpion or black spider? "
7:13 is Fyan the tik toker when he do the OCEANNN WATAHHHHH
I'm convinced that Sophia was roped into the gang just to ensure that they still can pass their PSLE
isn’t the guy that got stabbed Sean from sgag
Yes, he is.
The thumbnail looks like a budget-friendly kiss-kiss fall in love type of movie lmao.
Nobody:
Literally no one:
Veron: pRoStiTute
this video just made my day
ahhh I see sushi is following the scrolls which Told of one to rise up when a pillar falls. That one to be GO SNEAKY SUSHI GO!
Congrats on 100k! 🔥
Sushii should have his own gang
Alternate ending:
Hui Ting:We settle at 4pm Pioneer Mall
Veron:What the hell is there to settle
Hui ting:movie lo
Sushi called me a prostitute.. I'm not hurt😂 I'm laughing 😂
I love Singapore I wish there were more ytbers this popular. I’m from choa chu kwang area and I love this guy.
Kang nor kwang
Lol I watched Crimewatch in school during FTGP
Same.
Ftgp is pointless
@@sidvicious4760 lol ikr
XD Idk what if Charlie goh watching this 😆😆
OMG you made it 100x funnier 😭🤣🤧
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headcanon veron is in love with huiting and tried to ask her out but tilted when she got rejected and was jealous of her boyfriend
Watching them talk made my English deteriorate.
subbed since 4k damn u gonna hit 100k soon
2:49 I can't stop laughing 😂
I always enjoy watchin yr vids! Funny but with lot of sense! Keep it up! More vids pls
are we all not gonna talk about how his been using his mic stand as a fork 😂
sushi kor kor gonna get 100k soon im so proud of u bro
Is the Scorpion gang leader Charlie Goh? The guy who acted in Tanglin as Eddie
yup