unpacking every taylor swift conspiracy theory
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girlie i need you to do a deep dive into the weird ass conspiracy theories about princess kate rn…it’s getting weird and i think you’d love it!!
OMG yes
Poor Princess Catherine. She's fine, not being held hostage. We don't need proof of life, getting livid about how she's getting treated.
@@morgantaylor517the only thing that is gonna come out fine is dat asss😂
bruh she’s fine
We need to leave it alone. We k ow what's happening and the Palace have been very open about it. She's had a botched BBL and she's taking photoshop classes until she can wear jeans again.
you should do a swiftie iceberg like, from casual enjoyers to genuine fans to the most batshit insane people who deserve their internet access revoked
omg yes
As a Swiftie, 100% yes! Some of these people aren’t just unhinged, I don’t think they ever had hinges.
@@dakotalee6990 wow hingeless - an interesting development
based on the intro/disclaimer involved in this video alone, ehhhhhh...... 😬
yes!! i consider myself a swiftie but every time i tell someone that it has to come with a disclaimer like “not THAT kind of swiftie”
It says a lot that over 20% is just a disclaimer not offending the Swifties. A certain part of the fanbase is WILD
protect me from the swifties
theres a large section of the swifties that are so ungodly unhinged they need therapy😂
I basically said the same thing 😂 like love her music, afraid to be associated with lots of her fanbase lol
Dude im a swiftie and there is part of the fan base that i absolutely hate
I came here to leave this exact comment lmao
the absolute fear carley has of swifties is so hilarious like she looks genuinely scared
oh i truly fear them
I’m mean some Swifties do literally Doxx and stalk people so they’re genuinely scary
@@Blossom_Screendoxing is not exclusive to swifties 😂 I feel like every fandom has crazies like that
@@ClairaGavins-dx4ji yeah but Swifties are a much much larger fandom than any other, so statiscally we have more unhinged weirdos than other fandoms
Warranted
taylor's better than me because if i were her i would contribute to the wildest rumors just for the giggles
oh same i would be like "i absolutely travel everywhere in a box why do you ask?"
i’m choosing to believe she has an anonymous reddit and tiktok and just adds to it
@@uncarleyI mean if people thought I was dating dianna agron I would do everything I could to keep that going
Do you honestly think she doesn’t though?
Right? I’d tweet Harry and be like “the cops are asking questions. They’re closing in on us.”
you’re so brave for starting beef with Swifties RIGHT AFTER dropping your exact location and time you’ll be there
Don’t say this omg I think you’ll actually scare her 😭😭
carley accidentally calling the new album 'tortured poets society' is so real
so many people have been doing that 😭 at this point that’s the album name
I keep calling it dead poet's society 😂😂😂
…is that not the name
@@kaylamatters… WAIT YEAH ISNT THAT THE NAME ???
@@kaylamatters it’s the tortured poets department but i just call it tortured poets because i literally can’t get it into my head😭
Carley’s disclaimers are so funny. She’s always so nervous.
always
my fav theory is she gets around in a box bc it’s both sooo absurd and believable
RIGHT i lowkey believe it
@@uncarleyZayn from 1D actually confirmed that rumor!
No she actually does get in a suitcase to enter/exit buildings (esp her houses) lmao
@@uncarley For the Eras Tour, she arrives behind stage hidden inside a fake cleaning cart. So it wouldn't be the first time she's done something like that.
@@bimbalazimno way really?
anytime someone mentions the marauders fandom outside of ao3 or tumblr I have a mini heart attack
ME TOO OML, I SLOWLY LOOKED MY SIRIUS WANTED POSTER DEAD IN THE EYE
I NEED ONE, I AM SO FERAL FOR THEM FR@@xxleah_haydenxx
so real
A classmate brought it up last week and said we were insane and not in a good way and I just looked at my marauders bookmarks folder and said norhing
me but only because I’m hyperfixating on david bowie and that fic heavily reference him (even the name of it) so technicallyyyy
me when studying: i sleep
me when carley uploads: i wake
yesss
My favorite quote from a Taylor swift post is “you’re still gay and that’s FINAL”
You must be oomf cause that tweet was just💀💀💀
omg it was so bad😭
what djdjsjs ? /gen djdjsjsjs
or the 'wait til lover drops we cant afford to lose sales'
I'm like 99% sure that account is a gaylor set-up account because I refuse to believe anybody can be that insane lol
"i'd rather offend a militia than the swifties" as if they aren't the same thing
You could actually do a six part series just on Taylor lore honestly, but the conspiracies is a good start. I'm seated for the lecture ma'am 😂
so true
never forgetting uncarley's 1hr video about taylor's relationships and she wasnt even giving too many details lmao
babe wake up uncarley posted another niche video
*mainstream
WAKE UP
Video starts at 7:33 before that she's just putting out disclaimers to make sure swifties don't sent swat teams her way
tysm😭 wish i'd read this comment before watching the first 5 minutes
Ty 🙏🙏
i don't live in toronto but these watch-a-longs make we wanna relocate
DO IT
@uncarley im in england and im like hmmm i could make that journey
Same when they did the one with Twilight I was looking up if I could plan a trip to Canada just to do that ':D
6 minutes of disclaimer and "don't kill me", proceeds to just tell me, a swiftie, the funniest shit about Taylor Swift lore and memes that I love. And I'm with you, she was in that suitcase, I will believe it forever. She's taking rides in fake janitor carts for The Eras Tour and the football games, it all started in that suitcase.
i forgot about the All the Young Dudes conspiracy, it actually punched a nasty laugh out of me - also, i cannot express just how excited i am for that marauders video, bc that fandom has an embarrassing chokehold on me
yesss😂
“We cannot argue she’s not writing songs that are. Period.” So true bestie
I once heard that taylor has webbed feet, they grew together becaude her parents wouldnt let her spread her toes until she was sixteen.
i believe it
I'm howling 💀💀💀
what 💀💀💀
That's so weird! I heard the same thing somewhere...
It’s true, I saw a picture on 4chan
one of my favorite taylor related conspiracy theories is that lorde and jack antonoff had an affair and that’s why her and lorde aren’t close anymore
@uncarley pleeeeaaaaase do that one! The PowerPoint is even done for you 💀
oh my god no way lol
what lmfao I've never heard this
@@amandakopecky662 can u link the ppt here omg i want to read it but can’t find it
webbed feet is so good because she can never prove it wrong without letting the dogs out for free
she has got the dogs out for free plenty of times already, thats what makes the webbed feet joke even funnier 😭😭😭
didn’t she do just that in the anti hero video ? 😭
she had her feet out on the cd of her debut album 😭😭😭
Shake it off
The crazy thing is girlie hardly ever puts the dogs AWAY
thank you for spoon-feeding us another tswizzle brain rot video, bestie!! also so excited for the marauders one
always
I had never heard of the "Taylor Swift wrote All The Young Dudes" conspiracy and that's so absolutely insane its hilarious, i'm on board!
being so early to a breakdown of taylor swift conspiracy theories is the most swiftie thing my non-swiftie ass did
so true
The Wolfstar thing is so funny because I can relate half of Taylor’s discography to my favourite ships and I don’t think that makes her part of my obscure cartoon fandoms from the early 2000s
ACTUALLY PEEING MY PANTS CARLEY TALKING ABOUT MARAUDERS PLEASE MY FAV THINGS ARE COLLIDING
This is what I needed today!! 🙌 next time I’m in Toronto I really hope I can catch one of your live gigs! 🤞 love from Ireland 🇮🇪
I weirdly have noticed your comments on other channels I watch so... good taste lady 😉
oh i'm dumb i thought the harry styles snowmobile thing was still part of gaylor and was waiting for the reveal how mr styles committing vehicular manslaughter was proof that taylor swift is gay 😭
This could be true, next theory everyone need to push 😂
gimmie ten bucks at 20 minutes, i could make the connection
I made a connection of how those theories could be part of each other
Okay, so if Taylor Swift is gay, then her relationship with Harry Styles was fake, likely to cover up the fact that he committed manslaughter. And if the cover story is a very early "date" that would prove that it started for the cover-up. Another big part of the Gaylor theory is that she is revealing it through her music, so part of that would be revealing that her relationship with Harry was fake and showing that it was only to cover up the fact he accidentally killed people.
That's how Harry Styles committing vehicular manslaughter would prove Taylor Swift is gay, which is not something I thought I would ever write, especially since I don't listen to Taylor Swift lol
4chan is explained best by "you know how sometimes on websites people in the comments are awful? well, a site that is just that."
This little pig is humbly grateful for today’s offerings, thank you!
anytime bestie!!
these videos keep getting more and more niche and i love it
hahaha thank you
I never wanted to be a MissKingBean(19)89 truther but then she goes and has a bonus track called The Black Dog
😭
I was laughing at myself for knowing all of these because wow my brain has been fully rotted by this woman and then I got slapped upside the head with "Taylor Swift is the author of this massive fanfiction that defines a massive online fandom" like thank you so much for ruining me even further lmao
The traveling in a box thing is the most realistic one to me. I think it's been confirmed that she travels to stage at the eras tour in a Janitor's cart, so this doesn't feel like a stretch. It is a very small box though.
and our parasocial relationship strengthens!! hope you're doing good, bestie
yesss
i am literally in love with this video. the swiftie and marauders stan in me DIED. youre a literal queen
omg im so excited for ur marauders video 😊😁😁
sooon!
Re-watched The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes on my flight, hopped off the plane, came home, logged onto TH-cam, and get greeted with an ad that you're hosting a Catching Fire watch-a-long. Poetic.
The 4chan one I kinda believe just because it feels like it'd be such a relief for someone like Taylor to enjoy that kinda anonymity oocassionally
"tethering on the edge of mental collapse" really does not sound like the prime/ideal state of mind to dive into taylor's lore if you ask me but this makes this whole video quite admirable really
FINALLY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR A MARAUDERS VIDEO ESSAY!!! i'm not in the fadom at all but i've always been so fascinated by the fact that so many people just collectively agreed on this lore and started a whole fandom for it. like how did this happen.
I wasn’t there when it started, but when I joined it was basically two rules.
Fvck JKR and AtYD is our canon.
Marauders are some of the best people I’ve met online at this point, and I’ve met some of my closest friends from it
carley calling me a piggy when im sat eating watching
oh noooo
@@uncarley yesss girl feed me the slop !!
This video was pure gold! When I first read about the Taylor Swift/government conspiracy theory where they rigged the Super Bowl….I laughed and sighed at the same time and I’m never going to feel that way about anything ever again
That photo of Taylor and Karlie haunts me
Even if they didn’t date that whole photo shoot was just giving girlfriends
immediately woke up from a dead sleep because i sensed the queen had returned. praise be
omg psychic
@@uncarleynvm. got to the part of the video where u mentioned all the young dudes and i had a that's so raven style trauma flash
when you said finnick odair i heard finna go dare and i think that confirms my brain has melted
rip ur brain
Saw the video the second you posted it, amazing as always! But now, 6 days after I was studying and listening to fleetwood mac and thought I would love to see a video of you covering the drama between stevie nicks and lindsey, I think you would serve as always, like the other pop culture videos you did! Big hug from Brazil!🇧🇷
I hate people who laugh at taylor swift for "obviously being a straight woman" because how the heck would we know that from the little info we have about her personal life?? Can we not just take the music she makes and read it the way it means the most to us and not speculate?
these conspiracies sound like they’re pulled straight from Evelyn Hugo
The Taylore runs deep.
your reaction when trying to explain wolfstar is so real i absolutely loved this.
I can’t wait for the marauders video, I’m hyped
I think just enjoying her music and being a fan of hers is enough to call yourself a swiftie
Also, ME! came out on Lesbian Visibility Day so that’s that.
So good to have you back! Glad you were able to recover and hope you know you got a bunch of people who are here for you! Truly appreciate what you do.
if someone started a rumour i was dating dianna agron i would also not EVER correct that rumour.
i will say we're secretly married
right??
Remember when dianna was asked that and she said “OoOo wouldn’t that be juicy, hi Taylor!” And then blew a kiss at the screen😭
you have no idea how much i genuinely love your videos. your humour is everything.
AAAAUYGHHHH SO EXCITED FOR YOUR MAURADERS VID!!! That fandom is sooo fascinating
Literally love when Carley posts 💗 genuinely so entertaining
omg thank you!
The absolute fear of Swifties at the beginning, but then brainstorming a new conspiracy theory at the end 😂
This is how I want to consume my gossip. In a compilation so I don't have to google anything.
girlboss has uploaded this is the best day
yess
Nice way to start my morning!
good morning
Welcome back! Your videos are always so fun! Also omg the watch-alongs sound amazing.
I tuned out for a second and suddenly you were talking about marauders fanfic, amazing
As a Swiftie, I'm so sorry for the crazies. We love you and if you like Taylor, whether it's some songs, or an album, or even just an interview or quote, you are one of us.
Hey carley you’re doing so well!! Please give your hippocampus a hug
so far the first 6 minutes of this video is basically carley being terrified and i get it
Carly plz plz PLEASE do a unpack the Fleetwood Mac drama in a vid sometime 😭 it would be pure chaos and so entertaining. (Ily and the pod btw ❤)
I don't make a habit of "picking up someone with no headlights" but I have seen TV show with sneaky people and you turn your headlights off a moment before you pick someone up. then when they are in your car and down the road a little you are safe to turn your lights back on.
with the mskingbean89 one, i dont personally believe but i find it so funny honestly, like in last kiss one of the lyrics is "that july ninth, the beat of your heart" and of i remember rightly, their anniversary in atyd is july ninth lmao
also the black dog variant of the tortured poets department, the patch/magnet design looks like a full moon that says 'the black dog' above it, if that doesn't scream wolfstar then idk what does
ALSO im excited for this marauders video 🤭🤭🤭
so mad at the swiftie for the possiblity of threating you, even though I'm probably a swiftie. love you so much
omg mskingbean89 made it to the video slay can't wait for the marauders vid (ALSO TTPD THE BLACK DOG)
As a swiftie since like 2011 this was really fun. Some new fans are a little crazy but they don’t speak for all of us
Just bought tickets to the watch along for me and my bestie. SO PUMPED!!
Also the stars really aligned perfectly for this one because I live in Germany and just happen to be visiting Toronto that weekend 🤯
when i was younger like 12 i genuinely believed she didn’t have a belly button😭😭 i feel like 12 is old enough to not have fallen for that?? but i did 😭😭😭😭
These videos are my happy place pls don’t stop posting 😭😭
I haven't finished the video yet but I can't get over how good your hair looks right now !
oh i’m so sat for this, thank you diva🙏🏻
i have listened to maybe 1 taylor swift song and yet i know so much about her. what would i do without this knowledge truly.
the Taylor conspiracies that I both love and loathe are that people keep saying she wrote books, like the nonfiction that ended up being a BTS book, the whole Argylle thing, and now a poetry book written by “t.a. swift” I agree with the capitalism point Carley made, if she wrote a book we’d know!
Carley please take care of your mental health but also your videos do make my day 100% better
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Me who homesteads to the ambient sounds of youtube homies giving me the pop culture references necessary to talk to and understand my little sister♡♡♡♡
I love your videos. They are full of good & so are you ☆
This batch of home-made cheese buns is in your honor, C.
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I had to pause and look at the video title to know I was still on Taylor Swift LOL this is so random
Carley I can’t tell you how much I needed this today
once again, these videos are the only thing keeping me sane rn. thank you for your sacrifice
The folklore/evermore/woodvale thing makes sense. Some people think midnights was a quicker pop album to do the huge eras tour with so "woodvale" or the third album to folklore/evermore was pushed back.
hope you're fully recovered and well, bestie! wish you all the best 💜
thank you for this service.
Watching you try and fail to keep a straight face during the Marauders conspiracy theory SENT ME
You remind me so much of Emma Myers! Love the vid btw keep it up 🫶🏻
Going skiing as a first date is the level of wealth I aspire to reach.
girl i cant tell you how much i needed this chill video today
get behind me carley the swifties cannot hurt you 🙏🏻
it’s like you knew exactly what i needed rn
you calling us your “little pigs” took me out LMAO 😭
you're an icon for simply broaching this subject at all, the deep part of the swiftie fanbase is TROUBLING to say the least. stay safe soldier
Just what i needed. Thank you 😭😭 this is gonna boost my vibe UP. Thank you thank you for your vids
Carley, my sis and I just LOVE your vid's not just because of the content, but because of you. You make us laugh so much and we have integrated some of your lines into our own conversations🤣
your videos make me so happy!! i think yt hates you because i dont get your new videos in my yt feed ever even tho i am subscribed and have the notifs on 😔