@Space Ice "Nobody and I mean Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog" - Harry Callahan Sudden Impact . Actually quote in film. I implore , suggest and humbly request a one day review of said movie with your talents. I am daring to dream.
This film was directed by Russell Mulcahy, who is famous for four things. One, directing Highlander. Two, directing all your favorite 80s music videos. Three, directing this, his only financially successful movie. Four, being very gay. "Made Denzel Washington wear a pink bathrobe in Ricochet" gay.
@@jacobsoper4708 Admittedly, Highlander 1 is the only movie he ever made that was worth seeing -- Highlander 2 is a good example of the rest of his work, which he did indeed direct
"Soldier" is a uplifting moralistic masterpiece, comparable to Starship Troopers or Bladerunner. "Event Horizon", is a horror masterpiece. "Resident Evil" is a guilty pleasure. Just like Micheal Bay, he just quit caring about the Audience. He sees what we applaud...
The people that made the Resident Evil movies were apparently huge fans of the games. With that in mind, I'll never understand how they made such utterly dogshit movies when they had such amazing source material to copy from.
Because they weren’t, everyone says that to sell tickets. When was the last time someone promoting a movie said it was dogshit or they don’t care about the source material
I love the re games too, the first time playing the psone game years ago will stay with me forever. But I would make a shit movie as I am as creative as a dry biscuit for lunch.
WHAT I LEARNED: If I am bouncing my ass across the desert in a big truck, while a zombie apocalypse rages outside, the best course of action is to apply eye liner. This signals to the zombies that your blood is tainted in order to be that stupid, and they will avoid biting you.
The funny part is, its realistic. THATS EXACTLY what women today would do. Except they would be recording an insta reel as they do it. I wish i was joking, but im not.
@@SoCalDreaming87 Impossible. His Greatness will never play part where he can't hack into government's secrets and show his alpha male body in it's full glory.
i honestly want to see one day Space Ice just tear apart all the MCU phase 4 movies. “Eternals is the Disney-Marvel Mega blockbuster movie, where they showed the world….”
@@rsfilmsworld they really didn't. They're still making the exact same level of movies. You just were invested in endgame due to 10 years of sinking time into the MCU. Now it's in another establishing things phase and you're butthurt that it's not the same level of payoff as something with a decade of buildup.
I'm right there with you these movies are all a lot of fun in a so bad it's good kind of way and they have some absolutely awesome soundtracks. The last one is just terrible though. Completely retconning the last movies ending was where it wrong.
You know, the timing of each of your videos (released just before the weekend) works flawlessly. Great entertainment, brilliant sense of humor and there is nothing more I would want to watch while eating some fast-food, time spent with the family after a long week at work. You deserve way more subscribers!
He at least deserves a horrible mention Space, how about it mr. Ice?? I mean it was your claim to fame. And Jack Elam should do a cameo minimum or Bert Mustin he hasn't aged for the last 10 thousand years!!!
11:24 10 Reasons 1: 25 people when it seats max of 6 2: Alaska is 5× the distance of max flight range 3: No food or water 4: Weather concers 5: Developing Feeling for Steve 6: Leader's an idiot and whip cream bikini is a crutch 7: Umbrella can definitely track their own helicopter 8: They don't know where they're going 9: It's probably a trap anyways 10: Nobody's even a pilot
Dental care in the post-apocalyptic world must be incredible. Seriously, it drives me nuts also (not just this movie, but most of them, walking dead, etc). It's like, has no one ever seen Mad Max 2?
Also BMW is still operating to provide spare parts, service and carwash for Alice to maintain her BMW bike that requires much maintenance unreliability attention.
"She's under alot of stress, well with her bike and the desert- trying to get out of this movie by just floating the f*ck away whenever she's not looking " I died🤣
NGL Space Ice, I watch all your vids but only saved &/or comment on the Seagal, JCVD, Uwe Boll & Cage (In that order) vids but now, u've forever changed me for the better. I will pray every week, for a Resident Evil movie.
"House needs to bring his A-game to compete against these heavy hitters and does the only thing he can think of and crash this bus into a tiny pole!" Took me a min to realize that is infact Hugh Laurie!
This video was recommended to me, even though i haven't played or watched RE. But let me tell you, i haven't laughed this much since a long time!! Keep up the good work
Gas has a shelf life of 3 months, diesel can be stored for 1 year and propane can be stored indefinitely. Remember that when you see it in every post-apocalyptic movie.
Indeed.. I think distilled alcohol would the fuel of self sufficiency in a post apocalyptic world. But it would have to be freshly distilled regularly because it would separate with exposure to moisture.
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...don't worry, Stevie knows what he's doing.,...
I was wonder if you could do the ultimate " Steven Seagal VS Steven Seagal" 80-90 VS 2010-2020. NO ONE WINS.
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@Space Ice "Nobody and I mean Nobody puts ketchup on a hot dog" - Harry Callahan
Sudden Impact . Actually quote in film.
I implore , suggest and humbly request a one day review of said movie with your talents. I am daring to dream.
@@stevejones9905how about 210- 290 lbs Vs 390 -410 lbs Seagal?
"...Trying to eat his co-star like he's Steven Segal or some thing..."
Man I died.
I did as well
I was just waiting for the Seagal reference lol.
"trying to eat his co-star's ass" is how I read your comment.
@filmbuff2777 You know it's coming but it is still so amazing. Every. Single. Time.
One day we will all be above the law like Steven Seagal in heaven
“The virus killed fucking water.” 😂😂😂😂
Another megablockbuster from my favorite director: Paul "Have you seen my wife naked yet?" Anderson.
This film was directed by Russell Mulcahy, who is famous for four things. One, directing Highlander. Two, directing all your favorite 80s music videos. Three, directing this, his only financially successful movie. Four, being very gay. "Made Denzel Washington wear a pink bathrobe in Ricochet" gay.
@@jacobsoper4708that explains the Queen soundtrack in Highlander lol
@@jacobsoper4708 Admittedly, Highlander 1 is the only movie he ever made that was worth seeing -- Highlander 2 is a good example of the rest of his work, which he did indeed direct
"Soldier" is a uplifting moralistic masterpiece, comparable to Starship Troopers or Bladerunner.
"Event Horizon", is a horror masterpiece.
"Resident Evil" is a guilty pleasure.
Just like Micheal Bay, he just quit caring about the Audience. He sees what we applaud...
@@ynraider you forgot Mortal Kombat. Pure cheese but it was a part of the 90s
Last REASON she didn't hop in the chopper:
"NOBODY's is even a PILOT".
"The virus attacks the water" has to be one of the dumbest things I've heard in a movie.
Even in the series that I would describe as very dumb fun that was particularly stupid thing that they ignore her for the rest of the series.
Not as bad as "somehow, Palpatine returned."
Poor Stevie was just one day away from retirement.
😄
*80s cop movie saxophone riff intensifies*
Was he getting too tired for this sh#$t
@@johnnydarko6187 Omg 😆😭😭😭
Stevie truly was the Resident Evil hero we were denied.
F for Stevie, he was a great guy!
If it weren't for Stevies sweet diary this 20 ppl will neva hav been saved. R.i.p stevie
A true fan favorite indeed.
Stevie is always trying to hang in there.
Dumping Alice's body into the pile of Alices could've been a cool plot twist... If the movie had a plot at all.
Would have been a good twist ending, not something to open the movie with.
The people that made the Resident Evil movies were apparently huge fans of the games. With that in mind, I'll never understand how they made such utterly dogshit movies when they had such amazing source material to copy from.
It STILL boggles my mind 😂. But I still watch them just to make sure my brain can still remember how to recognize shiny garbage.
Not their fault it's the cuck diractor, even his wife wanted the movies to be game accurate
Because they weren’t, everyone says that to sell tickets. When was the last time someone promoting a movie said it was dogshit or they don’t care about the source material
I love the re games too, the first time playing the psone game years ago will stay with me forever. But I would make a shit movie as I am as creative as a dry biscuit for lunch.
The RE franchise are awful RE movies, for sure... but are amazing action horror flicks and fun as fuk.
The helicopter survivors actually made it to Thailand and were quickly drinking and dancing in Thai bar like total bosses.
Right alongside JCVD.
Fucking hell, Stevee just cannot catch a damn break....
😂😂😂😂😂
WHAT I LEARNED: If I am bouncing my ass across the desert in a big truck, while a zombie apocalypse rages outside, the best course of action is to apply eye liner. This signals to the zombies that your blood is tainted in order to be that stupid, and they will avoid biting you.
The funny part is, its realistic. THATS EXACTLY what women today would do. Except they would be recording an insta reel as they do it. I wish i was joking, but im not.
@@jonathansoko1085I got no problem with women bouncing their asses 😂
@@jonathansoko1085 What country do you live in? I don't know of any woman in my life who has ever worn eyeliner 🤔
@@jonathansoko1085 found the incel
"Developing Feelings For Stevie" as one of the reasons for staying😂😂😂😂😂
I'm with you, Stevie never got his due when the movie first came out. I'm glad someone has finally brought his importance to cinema to light!
@@yourcheapdate4564 Fun fact: Stevie was played by Neil Breen.
Oh dear god, I hope you aren't serious!@@SoCalDreaming87
@@SoCalDreaming87 Impossible. His Greatness will never play part where he can't hack into government's secrets and show his alpha male body in it's full glory.
@@Rotionu Isn't that immoral? I am going to upload the secret files. And supporting documents!
"being a pile of dead bodies is just a flesh wound for her" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lady Gadogs...
I love this channel so much.😂
An Ali Larter whip cream reference from Varsity Blues. Space Ice never misses a reference. No matter how obscure.
Yeah, I loved that!
Lol, "Loves How Game Of Thrones Ended": Space Ice is so good his titles alone are funnier than most mainstream comedians' entire careers!
Taking one of those "hanging nap things." So well spoken!
You said it! I have a soft spot for his "Uwe Boll's Alone In The Dark 2 Is So Bad That It's Uwe Boll's Alone In The Dark 2".
12:23 "By mixing it up a bit by FOS RO DAHing each other ".😂😂😂
As loyal gamer who played Skyrim for 10 years now, I approve this cameo❤😂😂😂
Space Ice, please never change ❤
Sir, your style is simply legendary 😊
i honestly want to see one day Space Ice just tear apart all the MCU phase 4 movies. “Eternals is the Disney-Marvel Mega blockbuster movie, where they showed the world….”
Hopefully one day. But there is SUCH a backlog of Hollywood trash.
Even Space has limits.
Marvel definitely fell off after they killed off Iron Man
@@rsfilmsworld they really didn't. They're still making the exact same level of movies. You just were invested in endgame due to 10 years of sinking time into the MCU. Now it's in another establishing things phase and you're butthurt that it's not the same level of payoff as something with a decade of buildup.
@@KathrynElizabeth-j7yyou're kidding right? That girl boss man hating trash they keep coming out with? Full of Diversity hires that cant act for shit
This movie is so bad my kids won't talk to me anymore
Are you Mila Jokerhitch?
I was on the floor with the Gary busey bit 😂😂😂😂
That shit was hilarious . Also Jorah from game of thrones was watching Gary kill his comrades was also hilarious .
And Dr House comment
*gets up and starts attacking and biting the scientists in the room* Just kidding HE GOES FULL GARY BUSEY
So clearly we need Game of Thrones S8 Space Ice breakdown now.
It's from s5 onwards actually.
5 to 8
The megablockbuster hit series that showed the world...
@@grumpus5248…that even Steven Seagal can be a better writer than some people.”
How about we just forget that ever happened.
"Then the movie goes frm fucking stupid to total dogshit"
Exactly how the movies went after this one.
With the final chapter being total dogshit.
I'm right there with you these movies are all a lot of fun in a so bad it's good kind of way and they have some absolutely awesome soundtracks. The last one is just terrible though. Completely retconning the last movies ending was where it wrong.
They were total dogshit from minute 1 of the first movie.
"Holy Fucking Shit.. there's a Pissed off Crow outside" 😂😂😂
Someone needs to set up a Go Fund Me for Stevie’s widow and kids. They’re never going to survive!
I thumb 👍 before I fully realized how funny it was 🤣🤤
The april 1st joke was sublime 😂😂😂
Poor Stevie.
That's unfair.
Justice for Stevie
I approve of your title wholeheartedly.
I love the lore of the notorious "Spark plug spittin'" getting fleshed out!
You know, the timing of each of your videos (released just before the weekend) works flawlessly. Great entertainment, brilliant sense of humor and there is nothing more I would want to watch while eating some fast-food, time spent with the family after a long week at work. You deserve way more subscribers!
The earth and bike trying to float away from the movie. 😅 omg you is hilarious 😂
Movie sucked because Steven Seagal wasn't in it
*glances at Stevie*
It was his best performance ever!
He at least deserves a horrible mention Space, how about it mr. Ice?? I mean it was your claim to fame. And Jack Elam should do a cameo minimum or Bert Mustin he hasn't aged for the last 10 thousand years!!!
Ok Space Ice, that "HOLY FUCKING SHIT" jumpscare was where you broke me😅
And notice how all the Milas died stupidly due to torso shots. I swear the only worse use of body doubles is by the sensei beanbag.
11:24 10 Reasons
1: 25 people when it seats max of 6
2: Alaska is 5× the distance of max flight range
3: No food or water
4: Weather concers
5: Developing Feeling for Steve
6: Leader's an idiot and whip cream bikini is a crutch
7: Umbrella can definitely track their own helicopter
8: They don't know where they're going
9: It's probably a trap anyways
10: Nobody's even a pilot
I knew this video would be a banger when even the title made me openly chuckle.
The recent additions of Space Ice sub-titles and text overlays has been FANTASTIC! Keep em coming :D
R.i.p Stevie
😢
"swinging nap things" had me laughing so hard I cried 🤣
All that’s missing in this movie is Neil Breen
He is in it. One of the zombies.
I watched a full digest of Neil Breen movies on this channel. I am not worthy to watch the originals
@@SoCalDreaming87
True.
The bearded one, right?
@@jnnn-kq2xr Yeah:)
"her husband wrote it" was hilarious 😂🎉
9:32 Seagal must be mentioned in every video. :D
Man you voice commentary is legendary my man 💪 no one can do it like you the Goat 🐐
5:01 I choked on my food on the date . The movie really was making a fool out of us . 1st April 😂😂😂😂
Tooo good Space ice
😂
Press F for zombie Stevie.
F
F
That thumbnail is umm.....thank you!
Silent salute for the bike and the desert failing to just float out of this movie.
Resident Evil need reboot, now with JCVD leading. Spin kicks destroy brains better than bullets.
Yup steven seagull already did a zombie flic.
Only jumping spin kicks do. 🙄
Seriously, how does this channel not have like 2 million subs?
Dental care in the post-apocalyptic world must be incredible. Seriously, it drives me nuts also (not just this movie, but most of them, walking dead, etc). It's like, has no one ever seen Mad Max 2?
Honestly. Yall are eating maggots and other people. No fucking shot you're still runway smile ready.
Also BMW is still operating to provide spare parts, service and carwash for Alice to maintain her BMW bike that requires much maintenance unreliability attention.
I’ll drive that tankah
"She's under alot of stress, well with her bike and the desert- trying to get out of this movie by just floating the f*ck away whenever she's not looking "
I died🤣
I just wanted to comment on your choice of thumbnail. Great work sir.
“they fus Roh dah” each other I love these references LOL I’m dead 😂
I've always thought the mother encouraging her son to do that was weird. I'm glad he pointed that out.
I mean they're hillbillies so it's just playing on the cliche
@@DashhunterLP ...in a Resident Evil movie...
I had fun watching RE: Extinction, but, whatever, I enjoyed this video more!
NGL Space Ice, I watch all your vids but only saved &/or comment on the Seagal, JCVD, Uwe Boll & Cage (In that order) vids but now, u've forever changed me for the better. I will pray every week, for a Resident Evil movie.
No Breen? Isn't that immoral?
My bad, Breen as well. SI is prolific. I live for his vids but I also can't keep up. I'm a mere mortal & not Goddamn JCVD dancing in a Thai Bar.
They all trying to warn him while smoking is so dangerous. But its too late😂
Legend has it , that poor Stevie is still working at the gas satioion
Lol! I remembered that "whipped cream trick"! Hell yeah it does the trick!
Keep being amazing Space Ice!! Show the world how great you are!!
Can't wait for the rest of REs movies 😂😂😂
"House needs to bring his A-game to compete against these heavy hitters and does the only thing he can think of and crash this bus into a tiny pole!"
Took me a min to realize that is infact Hugh Laurie!
LADY GADAGS!? I died bro!
HELP! XD
Another brilliant one! You are the best! "...one of those swinging nap things" !!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 I loved that.
Stevie - a Seagal cameo? Woosh thud!
You made me laugh after a pretty devastating couple of days. Another reason I love you so much. Never change, you are perfection sir 😊
"Fus ruh dah" ing each other took me out bro 😂😂😂😂
I love how much material Space Ice got out of one zombie having a prominently displayed name tag.
Lol yeah thumbnail pic, her facial expression is like she getting it 😂
This video was recommended to me, even though i haven't played or watched RE. But let me tell you, i haven't laughed this much since a long time!! Keep up the good work
I've been telling yall, Space Ice is taking over TH-cam 👏👏
I am 100% okay with this.
One of those swinging naps. Holy shit that had me dying lmao
"One of those swinging nap things" 🤣
Friday afternoons are officially my fav cuz of space ice
Favorite and because
Best videos on TH-cam. Frigging love hearing you call everyone 'Idiots'. lol
"developing feelings for stevie" 🤣
space ice man I love you so much you're comedy has helped me through some very depressing days you do a great job thank you
Now that is one scathing title.
Not gonna lie. I saw that thumbnail and had to make sure I didn't flip over to incognito more by accident 😂
I want a prequel film just about Stevie
This was hard to watch. Someone should really set up a go-fund-me for poor Stevie's family.
That thumbnail is wild
Gas has a shelf life of 3 months, diesel can be stored for 1 year and propane can be stored indefinitely. Remember that when you see it in every post-apocalyptic movie.
Indeed..
I think distilled alcohol would the fuel of self sufficiency in a post apocalyptic world.
But it would have to be freshly distilled regularly because it would separate with exposure to moisture.
Dude your vids make my day....My man out here doin God's work!!!
Its no coincidence that the name of the zombie is Stevie...Stevie Seagal
Hope Stevie's wife doesn't blame him for being stuck at work. I'm sure he doesn't want to hang around there with his manager forever.
I see what you did there😂
“Poor Stevie is Still There” Dammit Stevie was just trying to make a Honest Living 😂
I look forward to Friday for this.
Lmao the "whip cream trick" xD Vasity Blues lives on!
RIP Stevie
To everyone who thought this movie franchise is bad wait until you see the Netflix serie about it
Thumbnail is interesting.😂
Haha, greatest title for a video ever! Lord I love this channel!!! XD
"Swinging nap things"
🤣🤣🤣
"Being a pile of dead bodies is just a flesh wound." made me laugh embarrassingly hard.😅😅😅
Paul W.S. Anderson should not be allowed near a camera or pen, he's abysmal.
The only reason he's allowed to make movies is that there's a chance he can persuade Milla to take her clothes off for them.
“They say their Good Byes before going their Similar Ways”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 💀 OMG I am crying 😂
I like how the made the clone identical dresses.
Umbrella's fashion department should be commended
I'm pretty sure Steven Seagal was a consultant for this movie.