"I'm usually talking to an empty couch" is gonna keep me up at night, thinking about Geoff walking around an empty office trying to start conversations with nobody.
Fighting the urge to go against the obvious "baby now we got bad bloodwork" and going for the far worse "I'm the bad blood... work!" is honestly impressive
1:28 "You never try to make shit happen." As a response to someone, rightfully, shooting down your ideas is so... wild. The CONFIDENCE in this young man? It's coarse, rough and shares a similar consistency to something... uh, well coarse and rough, I suppose.
Geoff pitching a show as a Netflix original and downgrading it all the way to Tubi by the end sounds eerily like a historical account of the Headgum podcast
God I really hate how much Amir decieves Jeff in this vid. He says that running over Marty's calf would be vehicular manslaughter, it would just be assault if he doesn't die! He really never tries to make shit happen.
Yall, I've been a Jake & Amir watcher since day 1 and this one is the funniest geoffrey video yet. I recommend though 1.25x or I like 1.5x speed - reminds me more of the classic format and punches up the delivery. So good, hahahahaha im dying
Daddy needs the upvotes. “Something Geoff said” absolutely slayed me. I’m dead. I’m deceased. Is that good enough for you simpletons!?!? Upvote me to karma heaven. I’m serious.
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"I'm usually talking to an empty couch" is gonna keep me up at night, thinking about Geoff walking around an empty office trying to start conversations with nobody.
it keeps me down at night
it keeps me around at night
it keeps me diagonal at night
It keeps me at night
it keeps me warm at night
Fighting the urge to go against the obvious "baby now we got bad bloodwork" and going for the far worse "I'm the bad blood... work!" is honestly impressive
I've been watching Jake and Amir for over a decade and one thing I have always said is Amir never tries to make shit happen!
I’ve also been watching for nearly a decade now and have nothing to show for it, save for a few successful business ventures and a lovely wife.
You don't have those things.
you should talk to Mickey, my friend
I need ALL the outtakes from this episode please.
“I’m the bad blood… work!” Is Geoff’s best line all year
“You know how my shit is pretty viscous…?” Was a sleeper hit from this vid imo 😂
I really like Amirs subtle character shift, instead of being purely cynical, he's more like a depressed dad talking to the son he can't not love.
1:28 "You never try to make shit happen." As a response to someone, rightfully, shooting down your ideas is so... wild. The CONFIDENCE in this young man? It's coarse, rough and shares a similar consistency to something... uh, well coarse and rough, I suppose.
the consistency of rice, you might say
@@agneseditsstuff The consistency of rind
Geoff pitching a show as a Netflix original and downgrading it all the way to Tubi by the end sounds eerily like a historical account of the Headgum podcast
This one I think is an instant classic. It had me rolling start to finish.
Last time I was this early, Geoff was actually a paid employee at this company
now he's an employeet
So nice of Amir to take a break from his honeymoon to humor Geoffrey's, frankly, shit
God I really hate how much Amir decieves Jeff in this vid. He says that running over Marty's calf would be vehicular manslaughter, it would just be assault if he doesn't die! He really never tries to make shit happen.
I wonder what Mickey was doing on that dairy farm
"You never try to make shit happen"
The empty couch line lol I knew this would be a good one
Whoa, Geoffrey in a classic "quick cuts" skit, Jake and Amir style!
Sometimes I feel bad for the guy. Always… trolling his sick ass.
Geoff's comedy stylings these days are mostly hoisin/sand related
geoff'a hair looks so good here i cant even focus
Yall, I've been a Jake & Amir watcher since day 1 and this one is the funniest geoffrey video yet. I recommend though 1.25x or I like 1.5x speed - reminds me more of the classic format and punches up the delivery. So good, hahahahaha im dying
"sadlorette" sent me off lol 🤣🤣
Glad this episode raised awareness with that cheeky mid-roll ad for the Amir Blumenfeld Foundation for Not Giving a Shit
I love Geoffrey. I didn't think anyone could do the Jake & Amir routine as well as they could, but then that dumbass showed up and he's fantastic!
this is the golden age of jake and amir/geoffrey the dumbass. these last few episodes have been some of the funniest ive ever seen
Brava! Brava! Magnificohle!
Bad Halloween prank? Nah! Bad you!
Brava!
Magnifico!!!
bad blood work? Nah, bad you
The chocolate pudding/viscous shit bit was done in J&A a few times too. I.E "Brown TP"
amir never tries to make shit happen
this is truly a dramedy of terrors
Is this episode 100?? Well done Tony Zero! 🎉
Geoff= new and improved Amir
Amir= old and improved Jake
Jake= new and worse Marty
Marty= old and worse Micah
GUYS, LOWER THE VOLUME FOR THE INTRO CARD. It's so much louder than the actual dialogue of the sketch.
"sadlorette" did make me do a spit take
good grief, Geoff needs to be a star
Get Smarty, with that little guy Marty, by swiping his body pillow waifu, and taking her out for a swell date of Oysters and Hoysein
Hot take: Geoff is a better Amir than Amir, Amir is a better Jake than Jake.
Jake is still the best Jake
Jake is a worse Riley. He's sort of the Marika of people.
Fun fact: dry ice in cold brew would kill you in a terrifying way
Oh... no, no, no. Let's circle back to Geoff's shit being really viscous.
honestly let's not
I thought only Meoffrey Mames was allowed behind the couch? Continuity shattered. Taupe.
I more than miss this series. I diss this series, it sucks! Give me more
The world building of the first few lines is tragic
Is Javier the new Mickey or the new Leron?
What temperature is it in that room? They both look FINE, but polar opposites, layers-wise.
A sordid e-mail from this besotted G-male makes all the wine moms turn pale!
Yall on quiver?
The least believable part of this conversation is that Geoff has a friend
What about Jaremy the sailor?
@@SeraphsWitness less of a friend and more an Airbnb of himself
lol@@mmmatches
So why are they both there on a Sunday? Anybody?
Geoff needs a scroll!
only ONE blooper? that's bad.... blood work!
Bad blood work, Nah………bad you!
So that's why Marty's leg is in a cast 🤔
before you post these, remember to THINK: is it true, helpful, inspiring, necessary, kind?
BRAVA!
…ok, but why is Amir there on a Sunday?
I seem to recall he can't find his house.
Jeff is Amir
Ok
do you think his exes in one room together would ever they match his sweet lil magination?
What if the original amir and this geoffery met? How far could they take it before it would be considered a war crime? Just thought for food.
I'm just commenting for the sake of leaving a comment.
Daddy needs the upvotes. “Something Geoff said” absolutely slayed me. I’m dead. I’m deceased.
Is that good enough for you simpletons!?!? Upvote me to karma heaven. I’m serious.
Where is Riley? This sucks!
They're gonna make a mint with that parking lot.
In 40 years no less!
@@incog.nyto. well, they _would_ if Amir ever tried to make shit happen...
Top Ten Halloween Prank Ideas by Geoff “Bad Blood” Blumenjames
… _work_