Crossbow Extreme: Home Made, 300 lb, Flesh Eating Bolts!
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 10 ก.ย. 2024
- The challenge was clear: Build a crossbow that has two instead of just one 150 lb prod... doubling up the power of a commercial crossbow - then shoot one of those triple edge scraper tools from it.
See what we came up with!
A "The Slingshot Channel" Production.
"This can cause severe suffering and is outlawed" "HAHAHA"
Absolutely love this guy 😂
When did he say that?
More like blood faucets! HaHAhaha.
It is outlawed by the Hague convention for warfighters it's a war crime not a civil prohibited weapon necessarily. These being Two independent issues.
I subscribed right after he said that.
Hahahahaha
@@SgtRock-et7zl Watch from 4:01
Holy shit Joerg you went from slingshots to arrow airguns to actual warcrime-weapons real gradually.
WE LOVE IT
What else can you expect from a German weapons engineer?
@@lucaace6 Lool.
"A muzzle loading shotgun barrel that I had lying around"
👏
Germans always take things to their ultimate conclusion
"these are actually outlawed for use in warfare... *_so you simply muzzle load them_* "
yes i wanted to commment this so bad! Omg it might have been the biggest of many laughs in this video
That's the tricky part about gun control. I love telling people that I hunt with rounds outlawed for use in international warfare (soft points, hollow points).
@@billmelater6470 but why would you that?
@@AnAnxiousFroggo Want what? Sorry, I just need clarification on the question.
@@billmelater6470 why would you use ammunition designed to maximize suffering in any living being? I think that's the question at hand
*Police coming to arest Joerg*
Police: Come out, we have guns
Joerg: I don´t even follow the Geneva convention
Joerg" i have weapons the Geneva convention hasnt heard of...*Pulls out alien looking weapon* heres a proto type LET ME SHOW YOU ITS features *HAHAHA*
*country leaders begin sweating*
"Let me first show you what I've got, boys, hahahaha !"
He's German, he'll go willingly. But currently he is not an armed combatant, so he doesn't have to follow the Geneva convention.
@@aquila4460 good, better you show us the rule of law about that
@@eimay6742 I'm sorry... what? The rule of law for what?
We need this guy to become NPC in every post apocalyptic game
*protagonist
Shopkeep: “Lez me show you its veatures”
He would go well as your tinkering npc who updates your arsenal.
He's the guy who will sell you amazing crossbows for high amounts of gold :D
@bearjew ZeniMax the company that owns Bethesda is looking for Voice actors right now. But they are based out of Rockville MD so it might not happen.
you hear the sirens and in the next shot he suddenly got a police shield....
YGK The crossbow saw action taking out the owner ;)
rip police
With holes in it...
I acquired a new shield....let me show you its features...lol
He took the policemen's shotgun too 9:35
Robber: *breaking into his house at night”
Jourg: Let me show you its features HhahHAhHahHahHahHa
Thurst: **steals comments**
TH-cam: *Let me show you its features!! Hahaha*
😆
You com in his Hous, but out, at half man ! For sure!!! 😱😂✌️👍
He needs stickers on his windows. That say. "If you wish to do evil. Please leave next of kin notification, in case of your untimely demise."
We need a Arlam system with "Let me show you its features HhahHAhHahHahHahHa" how needs more ??
5:53 imagine you’re a riot cop at a rally and you just hear this maniacal german laugh and suddenly there’s a massive shank stuck in your shield
That's why you wear the brown pants when you get called for riot control
Man I have the image in front of me and I can't stop chuckleing.
Imagine being shot with a gun you'd die
*a massive anti Geneva convention shank
@@FBHofficial from imagining? Aight ill disproove this
*Imagines being shot at*
*"Whats my body doing down there?"*
>be me
>be joerg
>shooting video on a weapon
>warcrime.jpg
>hear sirens
>cut to next scene
>have riot shield
WTF
OH NO
Essa cara é o máximo é gênio existe pouca gente assim no mundo
¡Díos mío!
I am sure he had that just "lying around" too
300lb draw weight.
3 sided bolts.
May I suggest naming it "war crime"?
I was wondering why youtube demonetized his videos until I watched this one featuring "flesh eater":)
War crimes were created by cowards to try and control warriors who are willing to do what it takes to win wars. War is cruel. Trying to control it is laughable.
@@soldiersaint6753 alright calm down there killer. Imagine defending war criminals
No
I would rather call it a Nobel Peace Prize. It's much more humane than dronebombing a wedding.
Jorge you are awesome. you are like a mischievous 13 year old, but with serious engineering and craftsmanship skill.
He’s German, craftsmanship and engineering is in his blood lol
But not from birth,it's like Wizards Powers. Either you discover it somewhen in your life,or you have to be creative because you have to fix something in a hurry
6:43 >SLAPS GELATIN< "This baby can fit SO MANY WAR CRIME BOLTS...LET ME SHOW YOU IT'S FEATURES!!!"
“ here at the slingshot channel, we think safety is boring” best quote of 2017
This man is gonna be a weapon salesman in the upcoming nuclear apocalypse
Seth Begley let me show you it's features
Fallout 6 vender lol.
You know, I could see him as a Post nuclear medieval-esque weapons merchant.
"What are you buying, what are you selling?"
@Dioltas117 ... Maybe not them... Considering the "incident of '76.
I hope he never gets sent back in time to the medievil times. All history books would talk about the great sligshot empire. With its war cry of "let me show you our features"
Ben Gill you say that like it’s a bad thing
Let us show you it’s features
“You are sentenced to death, let me show you it's features!”
Followed by an evil laugh.
You're forgetting his "Hahahaha"
"I turned this from an old shotgun barrel I had lying around"
Wonder what else is lying around his workshop lol
It's holo of course.
A f---ing muzzle-loader no less. You know, just the kinda thing anyone has around the house..
@@phoenixrising2609 your ass
I laughed when I heard that. It was lying next to his atomic warhead...
I always love watching this guy because you can tell he genuinely enjoys what he does and is happy to share it
My clean-shaven face now has a 3-inch beard just from listening to this guy laugh.
Lmao
Yes
The new "Chuck Norris" meme has begun...
@@cellularticulate Sorry but no. Pretty bad. 🤮🔫
For real. This dude is oozing testosterone woth every sound and move
You literally made a crossbow that shoots war-crime bolts... I love it.
Joerg's pure happiness in his creations is wonderful. "I made this. Let me show you what I built in and how I made it easier to use". I feel happy watching him proudly showcasing his work
NATO would lose to him
chriss lafountaine him a crazy Russia hacker will take on the world
Half of NATO has already defeated Germany xddd
There is no reason for NATO to exist now. Up until 2,000, OK. But now.. no way.
imnot hereanymore the idea of u.n. and by extension nato is so people talk more shoot less so yes it still has a purpose
imnot hereanymore get rid of NATO and u.n. is completely useless
God damn i have such a man crush on this magic human sized unholy combination of a viking, dwarf and orc
That is exactly the description I would give
You mean a regular german engineer?
“Repair that wound, good luck” followed by maniacal laughter. Savage! Love it
Be WWIII
chilling in bunker
"I call this the war crime"
Did you hear that
"Let me show you its features!"
Oh crap
"HaHaHaHaHaHa"
Jesus christ have mercy on me, a sinner.
Lmao
Give them no quarter. Let god sort them out.
one bald guy says 'savety is number one priority'
other bald guy says 'savety is boring'
who is right?
Jarno Nelis the other
Jarno Nelis the 3rd bald guy.
Jarno Nelis *jarno* ur not alone :)
the one that spells "safety" right.
Obvious. the guy with the crossbow
You're like a combination of Reinhardt and the TF2 Heavy.
As a trauma surgeon, I believe the arrow which plugs the wound would actually improve the victims chances for survival. After a large vessel would be hit and inner bleeding occured, the cavity filled with blood will fill up, regardless of an open or closed wound. However, when the cavity pressure increases steadily, at some point it will get higher than the victims actual blood pressure - therefore eliminating further internal bleeding, similar to a compressing dressing or tourniquet. Therefore - keep the blood gushing Jörg!
PS: I'd love the flesh sampling arrow for my own daily practice... muscle biopsies would be so much more fun!
I was an Army medic for 11 years. I was thinking the same thing about the plug
Well what about chest shots? Then you're filling that lung quicker and reach suffocation faster.
At what hospital do you work? I won't go there
Laowrez,
That's why some hunting arrows are drilled. Blood can flow through the arrow shaft. A faster bleed-out is a more humane kill.
JOERG is a most incredibly talented and insane man. God bless you and your family sir!!! Joerg is an absolute beast!!!
I'd like to see a bolt with a boxing glove on the end, for cartoon purposes.
Or a toilet pump
Random guy in Gasmask I believe they are called plungers
You might be right, I just roughly translated it, because we call it like "toilet pump" (in hungarian)
@@elpatrico2562 i feel your pain. non native languages are hard because they have entirely different dictionaries.
edit: removed acronym
I love when this guy laughs
jarama63
HO HA H HA HA HA
HA HA HA HA HA😂😂
Same tho
Ho ho ho ho
This is the joerg I like when he talks about plugging a wound and causing internal bleeding . GO JOERG
Jordan 889 i
Jordan 889 im a hunter, and plugging the wound will actually cause the animal to live longer. Having an open hole allows the animal to quickly bleed out.
Just a little fact for you bud
So what if you put a bunch of holes along the length of the pipe?
Then the blood will flow through them and the back end of the arrow will be like a drainpipe.
Merecir it might but in truth I would not try it as hunters we want quick clean kills . Not some thing Jig Saw would do to some one who pissed him off .
Jordan 889 its already a weapon but you could slap blades at it.
Joerg when he met his wife: “SHOW ME YOUR FEATURES!!”😆
Hahahaha
Then he said : just let me cock it.
Then I will load your muzzle.
🤣
Balistic gelatin features
4:15 "they can cause unescesarry suffering, theyre illegal" sooooo you simply muzzle load these spears xD LMAO
RekTrain, illegal in warfare. You must’ve misheard
Mustard gas is also illegal in warfare but certain groups don't play by the rules and attack civilians to cause panic, so if someone sets a gas bomb off filled with mustard gas, and you happen to be one of the unfortunate people in that area, would that be the same as "getting what's coming to them, via their choices"? Because you chose to be in the area?
@@nicholecrouch311 "got to take out their families"
@c1ang3r not every soldier is there by free will. Many countries still have a mandatory draft for all men. My country included. If Finland goes to war, i have to fight. No choice.
Also, most countries don't really care about rules. Many "illegal" weapons are still used. Only the loser faces consequences for their warcrimes.
@@Erowens98 Yes, for example Germany uses illegal cluster bomb dispensers on the bottom of their Tornadoes.
Joerg for your 2 million subscriber special you should showcase your entire arsenal/collection! Like if you agree!
He already did that I think? There's a video where his collection was exhibited in a museum.
He should weaponize his yt playbutton
Rafael Salazar yep
MATEJ NUKAC omfg amazing
Rusian youtuber :"safty first"
German youtuber :"safeties boring"
@crazyrussianhacker
But it's weird because Russia is more badass
@@noahbergman19 >Being this wrong
@@plantain.1739 being what wrong
@@plantain.1739 >Writing like this on TH-cam
This guy's so damn wholesome. He just loves shooting his crazy bows and you can tell by the hearty Santa laugh he lets out every single shot.
Joerg the type of Sprave that makes a crossbow just to kill a spider from long distance
yeah but what if the spider is 4 feet tall and over 200 pounds
Then you make a bigger crossbow.
Then you double up the rubber... eight times
Spencer King i think they were testing a siren for atomic alarm. In germany they have to be testet almost every week
Except when he aims it against the camera person at 4:29 4:31 The most stupid thing to do!
*Be Joerg*
*Sleeping*
*Heard someone in the house*
*_*Happy German noises*_*
簡宥名 JAAA
簡宥名 poor guy, has to choose only one of his war crime inspired rubber band murder machines to test out on the poor soul who found themselves in his humble abode
LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES
The last thing you will hear on this earth.
"Ha ha ha ha"
*crossbow slap sound*
The Flesh Sampler... LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES... HAHAHA!
How about a T-shirt that says "Let me show its features" :)
GamienAlien how about underwear with "Let me show you its features" on it??
Shut up and take my money.
GamienAlien and then have a arrow pointing down
Kevin Johnson no, what about the children who see it? That moms not gonna be happy
anounamois cause my mom said so Then sell normal shirts and then ones with an arrow pointing down lol
Soldiers: noooooo you can’t use that it violates the Geneva convention!!
Joerg: haha bayonet crossbow goes kachunk
*12:36*
They are more like *BLOOD FAUCETS*
*HARHRHRHRHR*
I like his humor
I read this comment basically right as he said it and i almost yelled
SAVE THE WEAPONS YOU THREW OUT AND AUCTION THEM ONLINE. YOU COULD EASILY GET €100+ PER ITEM. YOUR FAN BASE IS BIG ENOUGH AND CRAZY ENOUGH TO DO THAT.
No, his creations are not illegal to sell, Otherwise he would not be allowed to make and own them^^
Slingshots and bows are unregulated and daggers and crossbows are age restricted, at least in Germany. nothing of this is illegal
Well, selling weapons without a license to do so is legally quite sketchy, even if the weapons themselves are legal. He probably just wants to save himself the headache
www.slingshotchannelstore.de/
As long as the stuff he sells doesn' require a license to buy and own, he can trade as much as he wants. But I think you are rght, I also guess he wants to save himself the headache by not selling the homemade stuff
Art Of Warring then he would go to jail man
I made the same, cuz I missed the comment :P It's easy to sell anything. Just label it as art- and marked it in the makers name. Impossible to ban even SAM rigs with a fully functional pivot. I heard of one that was sold as art.
(Hitched at the automated guide system ofc, and the missiles had to be emptied out completely. Still looks real AF and scary as hell!)
Imagine you are a doctor on the battlefield
And you have to repair that wound!
HAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA!!!!........
XD
hames stanfield the spin would’ve caused too much energy loss greatly reducing the range of an already short ranged bow, furthermore the flesh eater is hollow allowing massive blood loss which is similar in effect to the commando knife, the reason that the flesh eater isn’t used as a knife is due to the weaker penetration power making it less effective with raw strength.
He would probably say sth like:
AHHAHAHAHAHAHA it hit my ankle :)
Who gets it?
Scientist: "We need to take hundreds of core samples in less than an hour."
Jourg: "I have just the thing. Let me show you it's features! HAhahaha!"
Scientist* it took core samples in less than a minute.......
5:25 *Siren*
Next scene: *holding riot shield*
What are the sirens
@@lacassejesse4683 the police coming cause war crime :/ its pretty obvious
5:42 theyre coming back for the shield!
@@lacassejesse4683 probably the annual air raid siren test, here in slovenia they test them every 1st saturday of the month.
he wiped out the police, and stole the shield
Imagine breaking into his house, then you get shot by a homemade crossbow, and as you are dying, you hear his evil laugh 😂
But it wouldnt feel like a crossbow, you would be pinned to the wall next to a deer or something
How'd you like the Features? Hararharhar get up silly, i'll Show you some more!!!
with the flesh eating arow
Just imagine that when he shoots a home invator he just leaves them there on his wall so when you break in you see his master piece, dozens of dead people pinned to the walls with pencils or something, as you sheepishly leave the house you hear his laugh as he shoots you with a homeade crossbow that was made to shoot sharpened broom handles
😂😂😂😂
2:44 "Here at the slingshot channel we think that safety is boring."
*CrazyRussianHacker is triggered*
Safety is number one priorety
Safety is boring.
Polar opposites
Combined though are epic
Ironic
Safety is number one boring priority
I guess safety is officially bad, cause Joerg doesn't steal content and put his viewers lives at risk.
Combined: safety is #1 priority, let me show you it's features, boom! This is amazin' I love it! Hahahahahaha! Epic!
His weapons are so devastating, he causes air raid sirens to randomly go off
He is the only person who would survive in a zombie apocalypse
Raza Yousaf weapons equal survival? Ok... not food and water supplies or survival skill
Brennan VanDellen well we know this to be true from all those zombie movies, eh
Raza Yousaf understandable have a nice day
or Hickock 45
Raza Yousaf I am a blacksmith irl, sooo..
Jeorg: slaps the jelly
Jelly: ohhh yeah daddy
Jeorg: Haahahhah
hel naw
We do not need Rule 34 in this case
Mans really out here lewding ballistic gelatin?
On this episode of why I hate humans
LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
As a Surgeon I can tell you, that arrow that blocks I'm sure it will work.
You're a Genius man, keep it up.
Im sure the sausage maker will.cause enough tissue disruption, and removal to be lethal in almost any case. Being .72" across and add into consideration blunt force along with associated bruising or opening of blood vessels, and lets just say itll be a messy situation. On top.of the fact that fluids would.pour from the tube.itself. yikes.
@@PureCountryof91 If you hit an artery with it, blood would probably spill out of it like a garden hose, lol
Cuz that what u surgeons are known for lol just go
Area 51 guards gangsta till they hear this guy laughing "LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES"
Area 51 guards: Let me show you my little friend.
*Laughs in a10
@@a1phamalestud Joerg with his anti aircraft slingshot:"Let me show you it's features! ahahahhahaa"
@@shuvrafatima9666 :Area 51 Guard: Oh hey Joerg, welcome back. Your last design went over really well, head on inside.
I like how this guy is still this excited while there are about 4 nuclear wars going on in the background
It's good for business.
Can you tell me more about the 4 nuclear wars? O_O ... also nuclear wars should not concern him at all since his country is not involved ... ( He just has to hope that his country is fairly far way from the target areas)
Azugon he was just joking about the siren noises in the background
@@cyn0_ thats a normal siren in germany
I know it sounds a bit like the nuclear alarm siren but it is just the german fire siren
Lucaa I am aware, never said that it was a nuclear siren. I was just explaining that it was a joke.
Are the police searching for you?
No, they are making sure to stay away :)
No they are hiding from him
he get called for special operations....
what he makes is totally legale. No problem here.
YetiBlizzard they wouldn't dare
Evry time he says "let me show its features." The world gets a little bit better. I smile and it brings me joy when he says that because he just seems like a really nice kind fun guy and I love watching his videose because he talks like he is so proud of what he made or got or what he wants to make or get.
Only joerg can talk about a “blood faucet” and sound wholesome at the same time
You can't combine shotgun and a crossbow.
Joerg: Hold meine Bier. Hahaha.
*Halt mein Bier
hol mir ein Bier, franzmann
You could hunt Bigfoot with that.
and by "that" I mean your laugh.
Hostile Crocodile
What have I done to you to deserve that?
bigfoot makes weapons. It's in your name. You're a rival to Jörg.
Hostile Crocodile Ha Ha Ha
For the aluminum bolt, if you really want to turn it into a blood fountain make holes on the side, similar to a cheese/vegetable grinder so they open to the inside on the first 10 or so CM after the cutting tip. This will guarantee that the sides of the bolt don’t close up the wound and there is room for the blood to flow into the body of the bolt. Your creations are really interesting, enjoy each of your videos a lot. Keep creating, keep enjoying the process!
USA: We have an army of drones
Germany: let me show you its features... *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*
The "fleshsampler" sounds so innocuous.
"Blood faucets". 👍
his laughs and the sounds he makes whenever he hits something are the best parts😂
5:25 German civilian hears an air raid siren c.1944 colorized
Lel
Wtf is actually that noise
5:43
@@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli I think it sounds like an rc flying wing.
@@IohsmdIglomdrnIjsmsIhafmIafmli It really is an air raid siren, they test those here on a regular basis.
No joke, I subbed to this channel because of how happy Joerge sounds. Whenever I'm feeling down I scroll down my random feed until I find a video and listen to him laugh while talking about sling-machines.
It always brightens my day. :) Thanks for that!
Every time I watch this guy build something, I wonder what the middle ages would have been like if they were half as smart as this guy.
Oh come on the middle ages had plenty of peope just and and more inventive that this guy when it came to weaponry, alot of stuff they used far outmatch anything he makes in term of brutal lethality. And considering they didn't have all of the recorded knowledge of physics and weapons of the past to go off, or the materials and machining he has acess to they did a damn lot better aswell :). In the end they really aren't comparable but still silly comment.
Whatever weed you are smoking, please send me some. Thanks! ;P
They are totally comparable btw, but I respect your opinion even though I completely disagree.
J lol it’s like saying a surgeon nowadays is better than a surgeon from the 1300s. Of course he is, because he has access to information/technology that the surgeon in the 1300s didn’t 😂
That isn't the point I was making. It was more "imagine if they were that capable." For whatever reason.
It is easier to work backwards from an existing form and make improvements. Harder to come up with something completely new.
Mr. Sprave. Please please please work on a walking cane that shoots a knife blade 5 meters away.
You are the only designer/ engineer that is capable of designing an efficient system to accomplish this.
This will save my life. trust me.
thank you a thousand times.
I actually want that since I might need a cane due to a weak ankle
Um ok?
I'll take one too
There are knives that can shoot their blade, that's basically the same. You only have to integrate it
I'm about 95% sure that's against the Geneva convention
Even if it is, the Geneva Convention is only relevant to war. "War-crime bolts" mean squat to civilians/police just like hollow point bullets are banned in war but legal for civilians/police (In fact, where I come from it's illegal to use anything but hollow points which are "war-crime bullets")
@@XTOPC Oh dear me what have we become!!!
@@XTOPC that's so ... backwards.
@@CosminCRT the reason why police is using hollow points is quite simple.
standard ammo has a much to high chance to go right through the body and hit something/someone behind the target.
So they use hollow-points to make sure the bullet will be stuck in the target and therefore minimizing collateral damage.
He even said that the head of the first bolt is essentially a bayonet. One of a type that is against the Geneva convention.
The other bolts are just straight up evil, and he admits that. He says one takes out a hole, and another causes internal bleeding (though that one went trough instead).
If there’s a nuclear war and Jörg survives it you better be on his good side, he’d be able to weaponize a blanket
Now you just need a kid named Walter and an apple.
Sweet jesus. Use truck leaf springs next with rebar bolts. Maximum powerrrr
Dave Alexander Impressive of that SEAL to make up something like that just from a booby trap and some junk! I’ve gotta wonder whether 50 AP or that metric ton of drawn power have higher piercing, though.
Wife. “Honey dinner’s ready”
Joerg. “Coming dear”
Wife. “Where have you been”
Joerg. “Oh...nothing dear”
"Fashioned this from an old shotgun barrel I had lying around"
... at least sharpened shotgun barrels arent outlawed so thats technically a legal bolt there.
30% Is the formula for Gummy Bears!
😋
Im pretty sure gummy bears are not made of ballistic gelatin. If it was then gummy bears would act like human flesh if you bit them
anounamois cause my mom said so but ballistic gel isnt human flesh either. It has the density and im sure biting into skin isnt all that hard. Gummies are actually pretty tough.
anounamois cause my mom said so -Look it up! All the recipes for Ballistic Gel and Gummy Bears. Besides Color and Flavoring it's 30% Gelliten. Made from Animal Cartilage!
Remember this next time you eat Jell-O. 😂
"Blood faucets... Ja ja ja." This guy must be on a watchlist.
This guy is savage
*The only man on earth who can make Chuck Norris run in fear screaming like a girl: Joerg Sprave.*
make a slingshot designed to kill houseflies and mosquitos. I think it's really needed this time of year.
he built one that shoots salt for that purpose
How about a slingshot designed to launch houseflies *at* mosquitos, killing both upon impact
Cosmic Centurion Deathvoid Entropic Darkswarm Abyss Meteor Suplex Firefist Twerk Team Wolfpack
Woah m88 that's a pretty 🅱️dgy name you got there
There is already a product like that.....its called the" bug a salt " it uses compressed air and table salt as a projectile ..check it out.
It would also kill your table, your floor, and your neighbor living below.
One day, someone is going to really mess up and break into his house. From the dark, the criminal hears: "HAHAHA, let me so you it's features..."
he had an " idear".. lol his accent is so funny
Kevin Johnson k
"imagin that you are a doctor and your job is to fix that wound - good luck - ha ha ha"
6:43 that ballistic gel probably like "oh god Joerg spank me again~"
No homo
No. Just say, SlapSlap dat gel.
@@od6951 how about nomo
Imagine Jörg Sprave is your neighbour xD
try to be nice ;)
King Phil Jr. I would love it
King Phil Jr. honestly if I was his neighbor I'll be the one shooting the videos and helping him because I would love to know more about everything he does. And then by the way I could teach him everything about hand-in-hand fighting since I pretty much just teach seminars all over the country why not in Germany
Just hear a faint, but hearty laugh in the distance.
....
(HAHAHahahaha....!)
It'd be like youtube, but through a window!
Keine Nachbarn in Niedersachsen
“Slaps ballistic jelly “ laughs and says this is my new concoction. lmao
12:15 "I want to show you something. These are the hits from the hollow, flesh-eating, he he he, bolt..."
Slap dat gelatin,Joreg!!!!!
Ich würde mir ein Video wünschen wo Jörg ein Gelatine Block mit der flachen Hand demoliert. 😂🤣
SlapSlap dat gel.
@Demigod of Asgard ...SlapSlap.
Me at the end: why would he dispose them? He should do a giveaway!
Also me(2 seconds later): Yup, probably a bad idea to give out dangerous objects.
Yup, possible legal liability.
That would go about as well as an Englishman giving a trench gun to a Frenchman in front of a German in WWI...
It's sad though 🙁
Dumpster diving at Joerg's house would be awesome
If a zombie apocalypses happens I’m swimming across the Atlantic to you 😂
You can expect a man in Crusader armor to be swimming right beside you
@@UNclear-sv1iq you have crusadet armor? Thats badass
Russian hacker: Safety is number one priority
German slingshot guy: Safety is boring
God bless
4:32 "Safty is boring
Cracy Russian hacker: "Am I a joke to you?"
This guys voice needs to be in mordhau. Just imagine you see a heavily armored knight on the battlefield pull out a halberd like “Let me sho you it’s features”
I'm beginning to believe that jourg was a ancient weapons designer in a past life this stuff is so kewl😀
Your voice is soothing and yet exciting at same time. Been here for years and channel never gets old to me. If teachers were more like your explanations we would have smarter kids. Respect from overseas 🙂😎
Have you considered giving the internal vanes (on the flying apple-corer of death) a camber, so that the bolt rotates as the airflow runs through it? might give you that stability you are looking for.
I was thinking that, kinda like a jet engine.
will slow it down significantly though
Kees Wuister depends on the degree of camber. A small camber will provide sufficient torque for a stabilizing spin without producing too much drag. It depends entirely on the angle of attack.
I was just going to ask that.
I was thinking about it as well, but I was thinking if it didnt work with the vanes you might be able to achieve spin by adding spiralling grooves into the aluminium tube. The airflow going through the grooves should make it spin much like a rifled barrel does with bullets (I know thats not airflow)
Hey. Deine Videos sind super klasse und ich hab wirklich sehr viel Spaß dabei sie zu gucken. Du wirkst in deinen Videos immer sehr simpatisch und bringst alles sehr autentisch rüber. Mach weiter so denn du bist der lieblingsyoutuber von ganz vielen wie man unschwer erkennen kann.
But... Jorg Queen Daenerys has Dragons 🐲! Yes but I Jorg have just the thing for them. Wait till you see it's features it's devastating! Hahahaha
who needs a full ballista to deal with dragons. it's too immobile
I love this man, I have never used or been interested in crossbows (airsoft enthusiast) but I just watch through these vids for the charisma and wholesomeness of this man😂❤️
Robber: *breaks in*
Joerg: let me show you what I came up with hahaha
This guy would survive the zombie apocalypse 100%
he would thrive and make armor from our bones...
@@oceanbytez847 Sounds metal af
When jorge says let me show you what i came up with i get scard
As a German his engunuity makes me happy. Also glad to know im not the only one who builds redicoulas stuff for fun.