"Santa Claus doesn't visit childern in the non christian countries." That's true. In Czech Republic, the most atheistic country in the world, Baby Jesus brings us presents...
@@Brodie_3911 Yeah, of course they can. I just meant that it's ironic that Jesus himself brings presents in the most atheistic country Btw. in Czech Republic saint Nicolaus (Santa Claus) also brings us presents (mostly sweets and fruit). On 5th December. But he has bishop clothing and has two companions, an angel and a devil.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a reindeer should be able to fly. It's antlers are too small to get it's fat body off of the ground. The reindeer, of course, flies anyway, because reindeers don't care what humans think is impossible.
@Phoenix If he's not real then why would my parents get an elf on the shelf and make it look like it has drawn all over a mirror with one of my mams good lipsticks?
Okay well if you travel faster then the speed of light the time around you slows down, meaning if santa could travel faster then the speed of light he would have a lot more then 31 hours to deliver all the presents
I like your idea but time slows down the faster you go reletive to another object with different speed meaning that by the time santa deliver all the presents earth is probably in the year 3000. Also time goes in reverse if you go faster than the speed of light :)
I'm writing a children's book where my 10-year-old main character has the same thing happen to him... he sees his father dressed as Santa putting presents out at 2 in the morning. And he STILL believes in Santa after that, because he knows Santa only brings a couple presents. But he gets a whole mountain of presents. So, most of them are from his parents. So, obviously they are going to put them out at some point, but Santa is coming later... So parents putting presents out late at night proves nothing. Santa could still exist.
Here's a simple answer. Santa is a saint. He is based on Saint Nicholas. Saint Nicholas gave out gifts to children on Christmas and here's another fact. If you say Saint Nicholas really fast it sound like Santa Claus
Eurtle Teh Turtle that's what I was about to say, as well as,"so science can prove Santa is real, even though they don't need science for that they just need history lessons, but they can't prove Jesus and gods existence? HYPOCRISY! I smell a coverup!
He once punched the heretic Arius during the council of Nicea. When he was younger, getting coal was not the worst thing that could happen if you got on Santa's naughty list.
when i was younger, I thought if I was bad, I could get some coal and sell it for money. Also, I live in america. I was just trying to find a way to get some extra cash.
He actually delivers presents to home at the speed of light and his sleigh goes the same speed so that’s how he can deliver so many presents in one night
Jaimie Ritchie Thanks for agreeing with me? I said that. Your the one who believes in Santa's spirit. What's your point? I'm not trying to be rude I genuinely don't know why you said that.
Thoughty2 you missed the somewhat less scientific theory of the Dr Who Claus. Rather than traveling to every home in a single night, he travels to every home through time on the same destination night, but from an almost infinite number of trip origination days. So his workshop is at the North Pole, and cannot be observed because we are looking at the right place, but the wrong when. Have fun with that one.
This goes right along with my theory, except the quantum physics part since I known nothing about quantum physics. However, I believe that Santa's workshop is not located at the North Pole. The north pole is the Artic Ocean covered in constantly shifting sheets of ice. You can't build a workshop there. Santa's workshop is actually on the South Pole, which is a continent landmass. Also, the number of houses he would have to visit on December 24, is actually lower than suggested in the video when you factor all the Orthodox Christian house holds in countries like Russia and Ukraine that celebrate Christmas on January 6, giving Santa a whole extra week.
and deer can't glide because of their weight,size, and width of their bodies. They also can't change their bones to make themselves flat for aerodynamics too.
Richard Wilks in the marvel universe santa is an omega level mutant... and iron man created his reindeer... i mean, starks suit defies physics since all the G forces applied to his suit in flight (him doing 90 degree turns at mach 4) 😂 plus theres a mutant who can teleport. I mean. SANTA wouldnt burn up shit
If you leave a Christmas tree in your house on Christmas Eve with no presents under it you would wake up the next day seeing no presents underneath the Christmas tree
Random small gifts until a giant one on the 24th when everyone opens gifts, in my town, we get some volunteers to dress up as the Coca Cola Saint Nicholas and walk up to houses to interact with the children at 24th December
I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per house hold, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each. II. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second -- 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional Reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. III. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional Reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" Reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -- Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). IV. 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second crates enormous air resistance -- this would heat up the Reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of Reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the Reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire Reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. V. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
smellychicken6 magic he is not dead jk it’s not magic god made him to be a immortal human being meaning he will live for ever and the reindeer will never get hurt and will also live forever
Sorry to disappoint you fella. I saw Santa in my living room, placing gifts under the Christmas tree when I was 4 years old. Some people say it was my grandpa. And it was. Grandpa’s kick ass
Saint Nicholas was a real live human in the country of Turkey. that followed the teachings of Jesus Christ and gave gifts to all nice people on Christmas to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior. And when he died everybody followed his traditions and opened there eyes to the idea that Christmas is about giving and making loved ones happy as Saint Nicholas did to everybody
(Sigh....) There _had_ to be someone to desperately sew together the myth of Saint Nick with the myth of The Son of The Creator of the Universe. Two myths, two myths, two myths... better than one.
trysometruth look man we believe in different things I believe that there is a God and I believe that He is real and I was offended by your statement and I apologize for my prophanty
And if you're wondering what happens if his sleigh breaks on Xmas what does he do? Well if Santa is a quantum particle he calls... a quantum mechanic. I think that's a particle-larly good joke ;)
What happens when you apply to the laws of motion to a large man with a brandy addiction? Idk let me go push my dad down the stairs.. I'll report back. 👌
The thing about who Santa visits is slightly incorrect. Santa visits only those who believe in him, regardless of age. And even then, he visits only Nice believers, not Naughty ones...
SANTA IS REAL! IN 2014 ON CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT I HEARD A BANG ON MY ROOF AND REINDEER HOOVES! IM NOT JOKING! IM SERIOUS! I WANTED TO GO DOWN AND SEE WHAT IT WAS BUT MY MUM SAID NO BCZ IT IS SANTA!
I was skeptical until December 2017 Me and my brother slept in the same bed on Christmas Eve and in the middle of the night my brother woke me saying he heard something on the roof I quickly hopped up and told home to come one he refused so I went and tiptoed past my parents room and to the stair, I then went to the middle step and saw him putting down a present I was legit shocked and I ran upstairs because he looked at me I ran and told my brother It was the best I believe in santa like if you do too🎅🏼
simply Magic when I was like 4, I was in the room with my whole family, all of us in the room, we heard bells outside and looked out the window and saw something fly across the moon, we’ll never forget that moment
I was in my bed 2020 at about 12:47, I all of a sudden got startled by hooves the roof. I was so scared to be honest, I hide under the blanket until I heard bells. I sprinted into my parents room and then they heard the reindeer leave we were all so confused.
Liberal logic doesn't say jack shit about Santa. Liberals are actually less likely to believe in fairytales like God, Satan, Santa, dwarves, Zeus, Allah, and Medusa than Conservatives who tend to be mostly Christian.
Kid: Mom, does Santa Claus exist? Mom: Hon, do you really think a 60 year old, obese, and tired man will be at malls all around the world to take pictures with children.
I just think of santa as a pedophile because when i heard a song *He sees you when your sleeping* it scared me thats why i wasnt really excited about christmas when i was young.
Adrian Playzz santa is st. Nicholas , so dont worry a bit. He is not going to hurt you , indeed. Oh and that fat man with beard , he maybe will , i dont know.
When I was 5, I stayed up all night trying to kill Santa
Why? Did he give you coal the previous year or something?
Tomsk Bromley all my siblings got presents except me, and I was like: ''that son of a bitch is gonna die''
yasir gujjar even if my name is muslim, my family is atheist and we celebrate everything (almost)
omg I thought I was the only one
amy greenfield no, you're not
If Santa is a quantum particle does that mean that when his sleigh breaks down he calls... a quantum mechanic?
Master Therion I have to admit that was a _particle_ -larly good joke.
Master Therion okay that was good
Master Therion
HA!!! I APPLAUD YOU SIR OR MA'AM!!!
No he calls triple A. :D
ok I'll give props to a good pun when I see one
One thing you didnt cover. How the fuck does he get into your house
Quantum teleportation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
TheElectricalGamer He does a badass Moses move and splits the wall xD
TheElectricalGamer
the chimney
He fucking pops up out of nowhere
he actually did explain it, Quantum mechanics. aka teleport
"Santa Claus doesn't visit childern in the non christian countries."
That's true. In Czech Republic, the most atheistic country in the world, Baby Jesus brings us presents...
Hello neighbour! - Poland
# Love my Atheist people in the world
Atheists can still celebrate Christmas though Santa was a real person his spirit still lives on and deliver presents
@@Brodie_3911 Yeah, of course they can. I just meant that it's ironic that Jesus himself brings presents in the most atheistic country
Btw. in Czech Republic saint Nicolaus (Santa Claus) also brings us presents (mostly sweets and fruit). On 5th December. But he has bishop clothing and has two companions, an angel and a devil.
I'm sure China is more atheist
Are your pants real?
The world may never know...
lol
he is named that's why he doesn't show us his feet !
How can your pants be real if your legs aren't real?
Axe2TheMax MY LEGG
My Leg Guy How can your leg be real if you're not real?
99% of people won't read this but for the 1% Happy holidays!
y-you too
Derek you too my boii 😎
Derek thanx
Derek Merry Christmas bitch
Derek have a gooooood christmas too xoxo
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a reindeer should be able to fly. It's antlers are too small to get it's fat body off of the ground. The reindeer, of course, flies anyway, because reindeers don't care what humans think is impossible.
Joshua the Coder
the deer movie, coming soon...
Joshua the Coder no reindeers are not bees
does that mean that the main character will fall in love with a deer?
bee movie ref?
Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. Flying dolphins.
Santa could be the smartest man in the universe like rick Sanchez
That is what i was thinking
@ReelVonic wow was there any need for that
@ReelVonic oh ok
You mean Albert 3fkonfetm?
I hate to break to ya kid but Santa isn’t real.😕
Should rename the video to "Is Santa Possible? Science Says Yes!"
Is ISIS real? Science Says No!
Scientists say "It's just some random glitches in the Earth simulation."
I thick santa is theLegend27
I'm Patrick hahhaha I get that hahahahahahaha
*think
TheLegend27?
I'm Patrick who the fuck is thelengend27
Some say theLegend27 was the first game of war player ever
For the 1% reading this. Have a merry Christmas!
Jking 1188 thanks mate 👍 you too, happy holidays
Jking 1188 thank you, happy holidays , wishing you the best :-)
Jking 1188 Happy Hanukah.
Jking 1188 fuck off dude
I don't like being a minority
“The average number of children per household is 3.5” mother told timmy not to run with scissors.
Now he is the .5
😂😂😂
I didn't know there was that many midgets
im dying lol
im dying lol
loL
So we are fine with a big red man breaking into our houses?
Furcoa Welcome ST. Nicholas every new year to your house.He will giveaway tons of happines and health. 💛💛💚💙💜
He's the anti robber
eli bazz, nope
I realised that a while ago
Furcoa 😂😂
Wo wo wo wo wo.... 3.5 in the average household? 3.5 children? Where did the other 0.5 of the children go... ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED.
two and a three and half man
Alexander Mill lol i bet you are the half you got cut m8
MAXGAMING JJSL KRAMPUS GOT IT BECAUSE HE MISBEHAVED SOMETIMES! XD
There's that one kid in every family we can admit is a half-wit
I-I have 3 brothers...incuding me is 4. So...WILL ONE OF US BE CUT IN HALF. (jkjkjk)
Arguing considerations be like: “Of course deers dont fly!”
Then everybody drives mad
lunatic golden dc2 bruh why?
@Phoenix If he's not real then why would my parents get an elf on the shelf and make it look like it has drawn all over a mirror with one of my mams good lipsticks?
his sleigh is probably jet powered lol.
@Phoenix Bruh,let them believe. If you believe Santa Claus isn’t real,thats your opinion. Leave others believe whatever they want
@lunatic golden dc2 caribou aka reindeer don’t fly
Okay well if you travel faster then the speed of light the time around you slows down, meaning if santa could travel faster then the speed of light he would have a lot more then 31 hours to deliver all the presents
I like your idea but time slows down the faster you go reletive to another object with different speed meaning that by the time santa deliver all the presents earth is probably in the year 3000. Also time goes in reverse if you go faster than the speed of light :)
Dylan 1221 Too bad it's impossible for any object to go faster that the speed of light. 😉
except light
Will Gold how can light go faster than the speed of light which is constant?
Dylan 1221 but how could he travel so fast? Wormholes are not an option because they would rip everything off because the pressure is intense.
How can there be 3.5 children in a house
Henry you tell me Einstein :p
MrSpaceChicken well you can cut children in half but that's illegal
Henry This rose she Got her name When a rose fell on her head This is my sister Daisy When a Daisy fell on her head and This brick
A child is a child. You can't say it's only a half.
Henry murderers
Am I the only one that hears him saying "forty 2"
Geometry Dash Zayhen He is saying 42 on purpose. It's a joke
Cashbag2012MC it's a reference to the book The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
Charis Johnson ik bro i read it and watched the movie
Geometry Dash Zayhen nope
Yes
thank god, ill never have to buy my kids presents
pull out game is strong with this one
I'm writing a children's book where my 10-year-old main character has the same thing happen to him... he sees his father dressed as Santa putting presents out at 2 in the morning. And he STILL believes in Santa after that, because he knows Santa only brings a couple presents. But he gets a whole mountain of presents. So, most of them are from his parents. So, obviously they are going to put them out at some point, but Santa is coming later... So parents putting presents out late at night proves nothing. Santa could still exist.
Cutie Panda23 yeah your mom and dad give you some gifts and Santa brings some other ones
Cutie Panda23 ...we all have different beliefs
U will
Good way to demonstrate how easily science can make you believe anything that you normally would consider impossible.
Scientism is disgusting
Boo Master Mainstream science is a religion; agreed.
Without science, there's no technology.
Or insane things
Zoey LaCroix idiot Santa is real
I'm happy af right now cause I got an IPhone 6s and headphones for Christmas.
Rasmus Hilding And not the 7? Lmao
Wessynx Boy I got it
Artizaptres it's boi and ur nine the way u say boy isn't right.
Rasmus Hilding damn lucky
Jacob Sartorious I didn't say boy it was part of his name fucktard
I dont think thoughty2 has ever been happier to make a video
Why did TH-cam JUST notify me this video was uploaded, when I watched it the day it was uploaded?
The Aura Tree me too! Weird
The Aura Tree hey my name is Aura!
Ohai! :D
I know it’s weird it happened to me i hate it
The Aura Tree not sure never happened to be maybe a glitch
*Santa Is Real Guys!* 🎅
Aqua Fairy you wish
Aqua Fairy nope
You wish... sorry
Aqua Fairy *no he isn't!*
Yes he is
This is done in a kids show, where santa clones himself with the power of the pole.
*pretty old stuff (ok not really)
Keeper lol
If santa is real, how come he hates poor people?
he is too savage
ur right
it is tragically sad that poor kids believe they've been naughty
Bombo Klaa 😒
He's a conservative MP
Here's a simple answer. Santa is a saint. He is based on Saint Nicholas. Saint Nicholas gave out gifts to children on Christmas and here's another fact. If you say Saint Nicholas really fast it sound like Santa Claus
Eurtle Teh Turtle that's what I was about to say, as well as,"so science can prove Santa is real, even though they don't need science for that they just need history lessons, but they can't prove Jesus and gods existence? HYPOCRISY! I smell a coverup!
DJBrute9 - How are you sure? Maybe his factory and stuff are underwater below the ice of the North Pole... or something...
He once punched the heretic Arius during the council of Nicea. When he was younger, getting coal was not the worst thing that could happen if you got on Santa's naughty list.
Eurtle Teh Turtle no one is a saint only God
Eurtle how did Christmas exist before Santa or saint Nicolas
This explaination of Santa has got to be the most realistic thing I’ve ever witnessed 🤣🤣🤣🤣
99% of people will never read this
But the 1% that did just wasted 5 seconds of their life
Simon Andersson I didn't waste it! I just didn't use it the MOST optimal way... I guess, damn now I'm wasting more time
Simon Andersson Actually more like 10 for me. I'm a slow reader lol
2,5 second for reading, and like 10s with this comment, fk
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Simon Andersson why does this have 72 likes
If santa gives you coal, be grateful! Coal is expensive
thats why santa gives nothing! you could sell the coal and buy your own presents!
Extreme Alien no it's not you flipping idiot. You can get a bag full for $15
when i was younger, I thought if I was bad, I could get some coal and sell it for money. Also, I live in america. I was just trying to find a way to get some extra cash.
There are kids watching this vid getting there dreams crushed and then brought back
He actually delivers presents to home at the speed of light and his sleigh goes the same speed so that’s how he can deliver so many presents in one night
Christmas is about Jesus, not Santa
Crimson Corsair no it's not
Crimson Corsair but Santa is more famous
Crimson Corsair no one cares
The Bible never mentions Jesus's death. It is a pagan scam. No wonder why Satan is an anagram of Santa O_o.
both fake
my friends don't believe. they all laughed at me.
can we be friends?
El Chapo good you fat fuck
+El Chapo your friends are smart at least
El Chapo. can i have money and how you doing in jail hope you get out
El Chapo it's ok.
me and my friend think that santas SPIRT is real because no one can live that long
Rachel Hill I agree.
Rachel Hill
So Santa's basically your God, you believe in him cos it's nice but there's literally 0 evidence for it.
TGL SuperStarMan47 and there isn't exactly any evidence for god, the Greek gods, the roman gods, or any other gods either, is there?
Jaimie Ritchie Thanks for agreeing with me? I said that. Your the one who believes in Santa's spirit. What's your point? I'm not trying to be rude I genuinely don't know why you said that.
Geometry Dash kooplixferr yea lol
This video is good enough to permanently shut all the people who don’t believe in Santa (including adults and parents)
Yeah...I agree
santa mackes the dears drink red bull so they can fly
AntiGravity Are you like 5?!
Error spelling mistake:
*mackes* *dears*
Auto spelling correction:
*makes* *deers*
AntiGravity red bull give u wings
ye they feed it 2 the dears so they fly
AntiGravity LMAO
This is hilarious and mind blowing at the same time. Excellent video 10/10
Thoughty2 you missed the somewhat less scientific theory of the Dr Who Claus. Rather than traveling to every home in a single night, he travels to every home through time on the same destination night, but from an almost infinite number of trip origination days. So his workshop is at the North Pole, and cannot be observed because we are looking at the right place, but the wrong when. Have fun with that one.
Merry Christmas!
*****
Did you eat too much ice cream?
US of A
LMAO.
Michael Foye U R really sad,I guess you'll be on ur own
A man sneeks into your house in the middle of the night and steals your cookies?! Now I'm scared not excited. 🎅🎅🎅
3.5 children per household? So like.. Half a child?
Leon Salvaje 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I had to pause the vid and think for about 10 minutes on that one myself.
it means 7 per two households
Or 35 per 10 households.
This goes right along with my theory, except the quantum physics part since I known nothing about quantum physics. However, I believe that Santa's workshop is not located at the North Pole. The north pole is the Artic Ocean covered in constantly shifting sheets of ice. You can't build a workshop there. Santa's workshop is actually on the South Pole, which is a continent landmass. Also, the number of houses he would have to visit on December 24, is actually lower than suggested in the video when you factor all the Orthodox Christian house holds in countries like Russia and Ukraine that celebrate Christmas on January 6, giving Santa a whole extra week.
It's impossible for reindeers to fly!
@@yeah1326 man uses magic bro, how many times to I gotta say this y’all🤦
if Santa was real he could go around the whole world
because all countries have different times
so Santa could go around the whole world!!
He does go around the whole world--and his GPS and his lists tell him where to stop and where *not* to stop.
He already stated that in the video
You are a smart one
I'm went 5 years as a non santa believer but now I will give all my money to Santa to get that candy bar I asked for
@Hosee Tumuzghi XD
@Hosee Tumuzghi yes
@Hosee Tumuzghi no give :3
@Hosee Tumuzghi :3
If only my parents told me this instead of what I heard Christmas Day...
Keilser '_'
You were told Christmas Day? Man... at least I was told in August to give me time to adjust
wait what?? flying...snake???
Jacob Woolf yeah. Are they real?
There more gliding then flying
and deer can't glide because of their weight,size, and width of their bodies. They also can't change their bones to make themselves flat for aerodynamics too.
Jacob Woolf yes
They don't fly they just glide
But the trouble with this is that parents still put the presents under the tree. 😀
Noah Mitchell 0: *crys*
ᕼᗩᘔᗩᖇᗪ 😂
Noah Mitchell Because Santa delivers it to them
BornaE he delivers it to the store
Ye my parents do it because i'm not Christian but still want to celebrate.
I've always believed the night doesn't stop until hes visited every house hes needed 2 go 2
science says yes, my mom says no
If flying reindeer went 822 houses a second fast then they would burn up from friction with the air.
Oh, that's covered.
They'd still burn up.
Oh, and if they hit something, even the smallest thing...
Richard Wilks Rudolph's nose can be a heat shield
Richard Wilks in the marvel universe santa is an omega level mutant... and iron man created his reindeer... i mean, starks suit defies physics since all the G forces applied to his suit in flight (him doing 90 degree turns at mach 4) 😂 plus theres a mutant who can teleport. I mean. SANTA wouldnt burn up shit
If you leave a Christmas tree in your house on Christmas Eve with no presents under it you would wake up the next day seeing no presents underneath the Christmas tree
Santa's bag is magic and can hold an endless amount of presents. EVERYONE knows that!
That’s what I’ve been saying!🤦
In Iceland we got 13 santa clauses that come 1 at a time from 12. December - 24. December and give the children treats in their shoe each day
Do they give random presents?
or they give presents according to the child's wish?
Random small gifts until a giant one on the 24th when everyone opens gifts, in my town, we get some volunteers to dress up as the Coca Cola Saint Nicholas and walk up to houses to interact with the children at 24th December
Santa has to get the payload moving
Hello. I'm very happy with myself.
that's nice....if I cared
It's nice regardless...
Yeah love yourself, its a good feeling
ThePoopenator you shouldn't
Anonymous AKA: Anonymous I shouldn't what?
You forgot about how small the sack is to all the presents 🎁
Well in moives kids only want 1 gift
There are thousands of Santi. I've seen three talking to each other once.
Y e s
lmao I love how you said "Santi"
Sergey Pyotr 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sergey Pyotr they are called parents
Don't make stories like that
that thumbnail is going to give me nightmares
Chirstmas is gonna approach and this was in my recommended.
I want Santa to be real but I’m shrugging to believe
MinnieDa Wolfie thanks
How do subatomic particles know when they are being watched
I wondered this. And when he says watched does he mean naked eye or camera or both?
You Will never know haha lol
You Will never know To observe something you need to interact with it. Observation is just interaction in quantum mechanics.
You Will never know !
Your name just says it but true for some years only.
I don't understand how a particle can be in two places at once
I mean I just can't imagine it, it's really fascinating
btw, some countries open gifts on xmas eve, even more time to deliver 😂😂
btw, uploading a video about Norwegian xmas on xmas eve. make sure to sub to my channel if you want to see that 😂
Dangerousity I open presents on xmas eve too and I live in United States
"The average children per household across the world is roughly 3.5". So the average household has half a child?
little jhonny was running with the kitchen knife and now there is only .5 of him left.
I can't belive its 2 months till Christmas 🎄
Yay
No I can't either
Vloging SpinerZ 10 days now!
It's 10 days till christmas
Vloging SpinerZ 10 more days for me
Is Science Real? Santa Says Yes!
Wait a fuckin second
What happened with the elves in 1984?
They were involved in an email
Scandal with the Easter bunny
Cheese-milk I'm done ....
Jesus christ man
Quote a waffle appeared because the parents put them there for the children to eat
they fucked Mrs.Claus
Michael Pozharsky lol
I. There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish or Buddhist religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the Population Reference Bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per house hold, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming that there is at least one good child in each.
II. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second.
This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are now talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa's sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second -- 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional Reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.
III. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized Lego set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional Reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that the "flying" Reindeer could pull ten times the normal amount, the job can't be done with eight or even nine of them -- Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).
IV. 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second crates enormous air resistance -- this would heat up the Reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of Reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the Reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire Reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reached the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to forces of 17,500 g's. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.
V. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he's dead now.
Weekly OllieHD thers is no 967.7 HOUSES rather thers 7 houses or 967 house fuckin bitch
Weekly OllieHD lmao 😂 I love ❤️ this is a lot
You messed up on your grammar there You mean Santa’s Real
smellychicken 6 You're the type of guy that no one invites to parties.
smellychicken6 magic he is not dead jk it’s not magic god made him to be a immortal human being meaning he will live for ever and the reindeer will never get hurt and will also live forever
Santa is fat cause he drinks 92 million glass of milk and eats 92million cookies
Kourosh Esfandiari not everyone leaves cookies and milk and some people can't afford to do that is rude .
It’s just a joke bro, nothing rude there!
3 and a half children! What!
where is the other half at?
where is the other half at?
In the pie
people believe in a god that can turn water to wine, so why can’t I believe in a magical man who brings me wonderful gifts once a year? HuH? hUH?
Jesus wasn't God
Sorry to disappoint you fella. I saw Santa in my living room, placing gifts under the Christmas tree when I was 4 years old. Some people say it was my grandpa. And it was. Grandpa’s kick ass
It's actually 2.5 children per house, not 3.5
Saint Nicholas was a real live human in the country of Turkey. that followed the teachings of Jesus Christ and gave gifts to all nice people on Christmas to celebrate the birth of our lord and savior. And when he died everybody followed his traditions and opened there eyes to the idea that Christmas is about giving and making loved ones happy as Saint Nicholas did to everybody
he is still alive (in my opinion) and he is 500 years old
Canada
(Sigh....) There _had_ to be someone to desperately sew together the myth of Saint Nick with the myth of The Son of The Creator of the Universe. Two myths, two myths, two myths... better than one.
therealfaith he also dropped gold down the chimney of a house owned by prostitutes
trysometruth look man we believe in different things I believe that there is a God and I believe that He is real and I was offended by your statement and I apologize for my prophanty
and in Austria there is no Santa
I live in Austria and he visits me.
When you beat Santa Claus with a golf club because you think he’s a robber
Cha cha real smooth
And if you're wondering what happens if his sleigh breaks on Xmas what does he do? Well if Santa is a quantum particle he calls... a quantum mechanic.
I think that's a particle-larly good joke ;)
But then why don't I get coal.
you must have been bad..
@@FPVREVIEWS he said he DOESN'T get coal
BECAUSE YOUR A GOOOOOOD BOY
My dad said he got coal when he was 11
What happens when you apply to the laws of motion to a large man with a brandy addiction? Idk let me go push my dad down the stairs.. I'll report back. 👌
I'd really like a beanie boo for Christmas, I'd bee ever so grateful, Santa
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2:20 is my favorite part of the video xDDDDDD
The thing about who Santa visits is slightly incorrect. Santa visits only those who believe in him, regardless of age. And even then, he visits only Nice believers, not Naughty ones...
I agree
Wouldn't he visit naughty ones to give them coal?
@@bobcat7433 I've been naughty this year but coal wouldn't be enough, uranium would be better.
SANTA IS REAL! IN 2014 ON CHRISTMAS EVE NIGHT I HEARD A BANG ON MY ROOF AND REINDEER HOOVES! IM NOT JOKING! IM SERIOUS! I WANTED TO GO DOWN AND SEE WHAT IT WAS BUT MY MUM SAID NO BCZ IT IS SANTA!
I think this is a lie
It's not real how dumb are you
Um no he's not dumbass
The pets of Horse Lover_1300 OMG DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS??!! Your family
Raspberry for the last time... LET PEOPLE BELIEVE WHAT THEY WANNA BELIEVE!
Science says yes but my mom's amazon shipping cart says no
Yes!!!! I've been looking for evidence all night! HE'S REAL!!!!!
Yes! Moreover, this evidence is verified by scientists and physicists. Literally the same proof is given by everyone,
I was skeptical until December 2017
Me and my brother slept in the same bed on Christmas Eve and in the middle of the night my brother woke me saying he heard something on the roof I quickly hopped up and told home to come one he refused so I went and tiptoed past my parents room and to the stair, I then went to the middle step and saw him putting down a present I was legit shocked and I ran upstairs because he looked at me I ran and told my brother
It was the best I believe in santa like if you do too🎅🏼
simply Magic when I was like 4, I was in the room with my whole family, all of us in the room, we heard bells outside and looked out the window and saw something fly across the moon, we’ll never forget that moment
@ReelVonic lolllll!!! Nooo we were rlly young I got the date wrong it was like 2013-14
@@Emma-dy4kx buddy Santa isn’t real your mom will tell you when you get older
I was in my bed 2020 at about 12:47, I all of a sudden got startled by hooves the roof. I was so scared to be honest, I hide under the blanket until I heard bells. I sprinted into my parents room and then they heard the reindeer leave we were all so confused.
@@newmalater6949 oh he's real alright, I am 15
Is it bad that I got the notification for this video today?
That One Swedish Kid yea I got a notification for this AGAIN today
same
That One Swedish Kid
So if santa was real he would be breaking and entering into 92million homes
how do particles deliver presents?
MR Moji people are made of particles
but can we be in two places at once? no!
yup I'm writing this comment and taking a quantum dump right now
Probably in the future? You never know what´s just around the corner.
Is Clickbait Real? Science Says Yes!
SouthPark333Gaming it isnt clickbait. he just proved that santa is real theoretically. like the evolutionary theory or the big bang.
Liberal logic doesn't say jack shit about Santa. Liberals are actually less likely to believe in fairytales like God, Satan, Santa, dwarves, Zeus, Allah, and Medusa than Conservatives who tend to be mostly Christian.
Finally someone says santa 🎅🏼 is real 💚
He's real in some alt dimension
@@stackticpopej6058 No.
Don't worry, 'Santa' always forgets to give presents to poor children, so his trip would be a lot more shorter
Kid: Mom, does Santa Claus exist?
Mom: Hon, do you really think a 60 year old, obese, and tired man will be at malls all around the world to take pictures with children.
ApulSos mall Santas are fake but there is a real Santa
Laura Rick Santa isn’t real
Funny Films HE IS!
Poppy xoxo nope. Sorry kid.
Rival Delay sorry to break it to you but... you're wrong "adult".
People say, that TheLegend27 is Santa
I just think of santa as a pedophile because when i heard a song *He sees you when your sleeping* it scared me thats why i wasnt really excited about christmas when i was young.
Why the hell did that come to mind when you were a child?
Jesse Flores idk
INFINITY & BEYOND haha yeah i never knew the meaning of pedophile when i was young i juet thought of him as a stalker
Adrian Playzz SAME
Adrian Playzz santa is st. Nicholas , so dont worry a bit. He is not going to hurt you , indeed. Oh and that fat man with beard , he maybe will , i dont know.
Sometimes people have Christmas on Christmas Eve so sometimes Santa has 2 nights to deliver presents
My parents are Santa , they revealed it to me
@Matteo De Bartolo he isn't real so yeah
he is real
ur a stupid
Lemme correct that * he isn't real* that sounds better
Shadow Kat vlogs yeah it does
Isaiah Manders no
stephgreen1224 so that makes you one ;)
Santa Claus is real
Thomas Martinez no his not
Matthew Philip DUDE THERES KIDS WATCHING THIS AND WHERES YOUR PROOF
can you proof it that is true
That's your problem to go to the comments section. Santa is fake, I learned the hard way. Just accept it, you will still get presents.
Lili Warrior science has confirmed that he is real
Santa clause is like the flash he speeds through every house and eats the cookies and drinks the milk and goes back to the north pole