@SCWood that's actually a really interesting thought, considering Tim and Eric grew up during the Reagan administration. They probably do pull from that era more than we realize
I keep my B'Owl in my auto trunk. Everyone was tolerating my B'Owl for a few minutes too long, but after this commercial now I know that B'Owl will be perfect for throwing away! Thanks Cinco!
B'owl makes a perfect gift for: Gentlemen Women Dads Strangers Neighbors Pep-Pep & Nanna Tweens Pen Pals Teenagers Lovers Just Folks Carolers Pets & Rats Funerals Almost Anyone! Boats Basements Catamarans Coves Auto Trunks Den or Office Special Rooms Boats Gifts
When I was a toddler I remember my mother referencing "paint your B'owl lips!" When this video came out, she was giddy to show me (I was maybe 10 or 11.) Instead of finding it funny, I was for some reason deeply disturbed. A majority of my first ever night terrors (which I now have a prescription medication for) involved the slow zoom on the B'owl staring vacantly upward from within the trash. A few years later I went to a mental facility where I was having other night terrors, and described the B'owl one to my assigned therapist, who said I probably related at that time in my life with how the whole commercial portrays B'owl being glamorized and adored but still seems offish, and then the way the commercial addresses how the kids are able to just move on, but ends by forcing you to sit and stare into the eyes of the abandoned B'owl. But, y'know, I was just an "old soul" or whatever.
I'm so lazy. It's been months since I moistened my fence wood! If I don't act soon, I'm gonna have to replace the whole thing. I've just been so busy with work, I haven't had the energy to do it! There's got to be a better way!
I like how the B'owl seemed to be a likable toy but then progressed to be a toy that caused paranoia to those that are exposed to it for too long. I guess the "chemical" in "Chemical and Toy Division" really fits.
I found a porn collection from the 80's once when I worked at the dump. Dude must of had a 5 year monthly subscription to fill an entire suitcase. Funny thing is, I was able to figure out who he was based on all the other crap he dumped. And I actually worked with his dad LOL
I bought B'owl when it first came out. My pets looooooked at it. Years later, it's 2024 now. Despite B'owl being perfect for throwing away, anyone can tolerate it, including me. And my pets, who haven't moved an inch all these years since they started loooooking at it. I love my B'owl.
Odenkirk's laugh-talking is spot on.
It gets me to reach for my credit card every time
Hahaha, I know, right hahaha?
0:27 “Bu-hu-ut waait there-s more 😄”
The way he does it when he says "throw your t'ird" killed me
Keep your imagination in check (giggle giggle) with b'ougar
Bo-one chilling
Whoever wrote the line "Go Ahead! Paint your B'owl lips!" deserves an Emmy
It almost sounds, to me, like it's an insult. Like, "Shut the fuck up and go paint your B'owl lips!"
more like an Emmyna...
Bowels don't have lips.
@@James-if3kc lips and anus are biologically identical; two ends of the donut hole.
The Cinco Universe is one of the most horrifying ever thought up
The Cinco universe is what would happen if Reagan served two more terms.
I'm an amputee and watching Cinco commercials is the worst thing that has ever happened to me.
I love it... 😂
Teeth everywhere.
@SCWood that's actually a really interesting thought, considering Tim and Eric grew up during the Reagan administration. They probably do pull from that era more than we realize
Love how B'owl started off like "yeah this is a good toy" and then slowly, even the narrator got disturbed by it.
Your pets will loooooook at B'owl!
B'owl is perfect for throwing away!
Stare. Stare.
Your pets will looo-oook at B’owl 😂 Gets me everytime
Bob Odenkirk is the perfect blend of charming enthusiasm and contemptuous hatred 😀😈
The turtle excretes the apostrophe in "T'ird" at 1:16
Now I can't stop rewinding to see the turtle poop out the apostrophe
“Moisten your fence wood”. Cinco knows me well 😂
Your pets wil LOOoook at B'Owl!
Lol best part
My absolute favorite
Odenkirk’s delivery on this line is absolutely unreal
Thank goodness for T'ird. Now I have plenty of time to moisten my fence wood.
Hah you wrote moisten wood
And destroy a pornography collection!
Haha this time I positioned my doorknob in the attic. What’ll I do next? Nobody knows! Thanks T’ird, thanks a goddamn pant-load.
@@PlanetShlorpian Hah you wrote pornography
Plenty of time to register myself online and also be able to finally bury that small box
i love how the boy is holding a b'owl wearing a jean vest, in a alley way at night, illuminated with police lights.
“Sort...some coins.” I love how half-hearted that was.
I keep my B'Owl in my auto trunk. Everyone was tolerating my B'Owl for a few minutes too long, but after this commercial now I know that B'Owl will be perfect for throwing away! Thanks Cinco!
It also makes a perfect gift for your daaad....your pets will looOOook at b'owl.
-me me i'm an Odenkirk man
B'owl makes a perfect gift for:
Gentlemen
Women
Dads
Strangers
Neighbors
Pep-Pep & Nanna
Tweens
Pen Pals
Teenagers
Lovers
Just Folks
Carolers
Pets & Rats
Funerals
Almost Anyone!
Boats
Basements
Catamarans
Coves
Auto Trunks
Den or Office
Special Rooms
Boats
Gifts
Lost it at coves
Cinco helped me realize that when/if I ever have grandchildren, I must be called Pep-pep.
I bought a $100,000 catamaran just so I could sail my b’owl into a cove.
Anyone can tolerate B'owl... for a few minutes.
Better call B'aul
greatest comment i’ve ever read
Love how Odenkirk slowly starts hating the B’owl. Good stuff!
But first teeth removal is required to get the toys.
Me me I’m a b’ougar man
Beautiful pearls
I love how it sounds like Bob could break character at any moment
"Put B'Owl in the trunk of your car and forget it"
Ah, so it's like a furby.
I never have time for repaying old bills or moistening the fence.
Those two stood out to me, too 😂
I've not time to stare
I finally got to burning my pornography collection thanks to t'ird!
The siren against a brick wall for boys is fucking hilarious
There isn't any better television than this, because it literally makes fun of television itself, and it does it better than TV tries to show normal.
"Build a special room for your Bow-l so no one can see it!" 😂😂😂😂
relax, honey, it's just the b'ougar
So I’m not losing my mind!
Saul Goodman had humble beginnings.
Perfect for throwing away!
Bob Odenkirk has been around since way before Tim & Eric lol
Look up Mr Show with Bob and David... it's actually what inspired Tim and Eric's Awesome Show.
I also notice the heavy resemblance of that same cheesy style in his Saul Goodman TV ads in BCS & Breaking Bad.
3 years later and we now have COVID-19. Damn.
Your pets will looook at B'owl! Genius.
Odenkirk was always my favorite psychopathic personality. Since Mr Show he’s been insane. Now he’s rich! Good times.
I have a B'Owl but I'm having problems with it moving when it shouldn't. It seems like I'm having B'Owl movements every few minutes. Is that normal?
You should throw it half a mile. That should get it running again 😂
Have you tried removing your teeth?
"Moisten your fence wood." Using that on my neighbor.
When I was a toddler I remember my mother referencing "paint your B'owl lips!" When this video came out, she was giddy to show me (I was maybe 10 or 11.) Instead of finding it funny, I was for some reason deeply disturbed. A majority of my first ever night terrors (which I now have a prescription medication for) involved the slow zoom on the B'owl staring vacantly upward from within the trash. A few years later I went to a mental facility where I was having other night terrors, and described the B'owl one to my assigned therapist, who said I probably related at that time in my life with how the whole commercial portrays B'owl being glamorized and adored but still seems offish, and then the way the commercial addresses how the kids are able to just move on, but ends by forcing you to sit and stare into the eyes of the abandoned B'owl.
But, y'know, I was just an "old soul" or whatever.
Im sorry to hear you went through that. Your parents shouldve prepared you a little more before Tim and Eric.
For your health!
0:25 - How’d they make Eric look so young?
Enocules from vast mines in space.
2:21 Baron of hell dies in the background..
What would you rather fight, a hundred b'owl sized b'ougars or one b'ougar sized b'owl?
Definitely the B'ougar sized B'owl, everybody knows that b'owls are the natural predator of pocket b'ougars so it would just end up like that
Honestly I'd rather throw my T'ird and *STARE*
I’m sorry, could you repeat the question? I was busy burning my old pornography collection and missed it.
I put MY B’owl in the trunk of my car and forgot about it!
Great job tolerating your B'owl...for a few minutes!
Quit bragging
I really like the B'owl. I'd definitely own that, mainly because I'm into weird, nonsensical toys.
"So I'm not losing my mind!"
Whew...
"hi, im saul goodman. did you know the wonders and horrors that can be contained in a b'owl?"
i unironically want a B'ougar in every room of my house
" So I am not losing my mind! "
"Build a special room for your B'Owl so no one can see it!"
I'm so lazy. It's been months since I moistened my fence wood! If I don't act soon, I'm gonna have to replace the whole thing. I've just been so busy with work, I haven't had the energy to do it! There's got to be a better way!
I love how Bob seems to outright despise b'owl
Finally, a toy i can work into my busy moistenry schedule
Never noticed before that at 1:16 the turtle drops a t'ird so to speak ! It's just too beautiful
I like how the B'owl seemed to be a likable toy but then progressed to be a toy that caused paranoia to those that are exposed to it for too long.
I guess the "chemical" in "Chemical and Toy Division" really fits.
it's like, when you hear him, you know it's bob.
I think the B'ougar would actually help me sleep better.
Love these commercials
That dude's single finger typing lol
That was the best
Your pets will LOOOOK at B'Owl! hahahaha
This is canon in the alternate universe where Saul Goodman become an infomercial host
So glad I have time to moisten my fence wood now.
I think T'ird would actually help me be productive.
I actually want all of these brilliantly named toys
when the bowl was slowly growling I thought my phone was vibrating
I love Odenkirk as the pitchman
Out of all the thousands of “and now B’owl’s perfect for throwing away” lines, Bob Odenkirk’s is my favorite
"Anyone can tolerate bowl....for a few minutes!"
I'm still, to this day, waiting on my T'ird to come back home.
Saul Goodman really sold me that B'owl
"...burn a pornography collection!"
I found a porn collection from the 80's once when I worked at the dump. Dude must of had a 5 year monthly subscription to fill an entire suitcase. Funny thing is, I was able to figure out who he was based on all the other crap he dumped. And I actually worked with his dad LOL
Hold on a second, Adult Swim UK. You've got a beautiful set of toys in your video. Wonderful pearls.
Cinco depends on you!
Pep-Pep and Nanny Love B-Owl!
"Your pets will L ..ook at B'owl."
This is some of the best of the show.
"register yourself online"
Thanks for letting me get my work done T'ird.
I tolerated b’owl!....for a few minutes
I like to think that the cinco line of products is available in the breaking bad universe and jimmy did some vo to make ends meet
0:25 Tim and Eric's son.
the little stutter at 0:59........chefs kiss
>PAL speedup
absolutely disgusting
Thanks adult swim for traumatizing a 7 year old me with the Bowl commercial legit thought it was just a nightmare lmao
I like the music at the end.
This is my favorite Saul Goodman commercial
Damn I've needed to moisten my fence wood for ages but just haven't had the time what with all the flight wheel. I need a T'ird!
Your pets will LoOoOOOok at B’owl!
0:53 Better Call B'Owl...
1:15 I just noticed the apostrophe also looked like a turd lol.
Lenghty Crawlbacks!
Ordinary people put up with B'Owl every day!
I am KICKING myself for passing up getting in on Cinco’s IPO! Instead, I invested in goddamn Tesla!
0:25 that B'owl looks so tough. Now I want a B'owl for boys!
Cinco company seems like the real life dr wondertainment company
I love how they always use a bully gangsta wanabe kiddo. And odenkirk lol
- SORT COINS
- CHECK LOCKS
- bORN FiLIA
- SWEEP GUMS
- AURy ROX
- TEPS W00ie
- CALL TONY BACK
- CALiBRATe THERMOSTAT
- HAMMER FENCE
- CALCULAT
Call your brother! STARE. STARE.
0:03 BOYS
1:00 GIRL
2:00 TOYS
3:00 CARS
I bought B'owl when it first came out. My pets looooooked at it.
Years later, it's 2024 now. Despite B'owl being perfect for throwing away, anyone can tolerate it, including me.
And my pets, who haven't moved an inch all these years since they started loooooking at it.
I love my B'owl.
Sure, these are OK. But none of 'em as good as my I-Jammer (by Cinco).
I keep watching this on 4O but I paid and gone advert free. I would happily pay watch CINCO adverts.
Me me, Ima a Cinco Toy boy.
anyone can tolerate B'owl! for a few minutes...
I'd rather buy D'ump, or even T'ird
yeah pretty legit
would buy all.
The T'IRD is back ordered right now.
I need a Bowl!!!!