1:22:35 - S'CUSE ME S'CUE ME 1:25:28 - I got this one in the bag... NO!!!!!! 1:26:25 - S'CUSE ME Giant RAT 1:30:58 - S'Cuse me S'Cuse me, I wasn't done..... 1:31:15 - LISTEN!!! LISTEN!!! 1:37:07 - Oh I won... 1:38:33 - Pee on me all you want 1:41:17 - That's an insta win 1:41:30 - PFFTT 1:44:18 - JERMA'S FACE 1:45:20 - Oh! OOOHHH!!!! 1:46:40 - I would like to argue that... LISTEN!!!! 1:49:00 - BULL**** Let's get the chant going BULL**** 1:51:05 - Who's more popular on the internet? STER STER You're not part of THIS! 1:52:44 - I'm an IDIOT 1:52:55 - SIXTY-NINE PERCENTILE 1:53:22 - Ster Cheating Time 1:56:30 - Jerma RAGE 1:57:08 - No one vote for Jerma 2:07:18 - oh Oh "OH - in unison" 2:11:03 - It's was the only option 2:12:58 - Ster about to blow up 2:13:27 Shut the F Up
I dont get the Etalyx hate. I think its a different kind of humor from Star or Jerma, but they work well together. He adds a lot to the funny conversations.
real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp
@@freddymcshreddy6586 ster's wife, ashle. Every now and then she'll watch ster's stream from the next room over and talk to people in chat, there's an in chat command to poke fun at her when she laughs so loud that ster's mic picks it up, it's great
Why does Etalyx get hate for partaking in this? I found him very analytical and made any scenario have strength. I like Star_ but he has such an ego. Jerma is hilarious as usual.
@@mikeplurple4942 you missed the truth. They talked it out right after. See jerma's second channel and watch the ,,everybody wants to see this happen" video.
Holy fucking shit... Kirby with the One Ring and a dagger that can rewind time... That has to be the most overpowered shit ever. And, that's in a game with Jesus Christ.
Rodents, rodents, we're the rodents, we prey at night we stalk at night, we're the rodents. I'm the rodent of unusual size that makes all of the rules. Lets see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into...
Sadly jerma didnt bring up the fact that the giant rat could cary the gerrard guardian of the treasure of the Mayan temple you gotta be really fucking strong to carry him
Etalyx is actually pretty handsome. All because of Jerma Rumble, I thought of him as some stubby, fat guy and always kinda been put off by it. I've been pleasantly surprised by this tonight.
Im not sure if this is how these guys joke around or how comfortable they are saying things like this to each other, but ster seem like he wanted to square up at 31:20
![Jerma Streams - Tools Up! [with Ster and Etalyx]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tIC1ZjrGv4g/mqdefault.jpg)
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What a bunch of card counters
Okay I can't beat this comment.
@@chaset1218 Nobody asked.
@@Sergmanny46 I didn’t even post that comment. I’m pretty sure my account was hacked.
I would hire Etalyx to be my lawyer
1:22:35 - S'CUSE ME S'CUE ME
1:25:28 - I got this one in the bag... NO!!!!!!
1:26:25 - S'CUSE ME Giant RAT
1:30:58 - S'Cuse me S'Cuse me, I wasn't done.....
1:31:15 - LISTEN!!! LISTEN!!!
1:37:07 - Oh I won...
1:38:33 - Pee on me all you want
1:41:17 - That's an insta win
1:41:30 - PFFTT
1:44:18 - JERMA'S FACE
1:45:20 - Oh! OOOHHH!!!!
1:46:40 - I would like to argue that... LISTEN!!!!
1:49:00 - BULL**** Let's get the chant going BULL****
1:51:05 - Who's more popular on the internet? STER STER You're not part of THIS!
1:52:44 - I'm an IDIOT
1:52:55 - SIXTY-NINE PERCENTILE
1:53:22 - Ster Cheating Time
1:56:30 - Jerma RAGE
1:57:08 - No one vote for Jerma
2:07:18 - oh Oh "OH - in unison"
2:11:03 - It's was the only option
2:12:58 - Ster about to blow up
2:13:27 Shut the F Up
Underrated comment
2:02:26 one time winner
2:13:50 Obama did not hesitate
I dont get the Etalyx hate. I think its a different kind of humor from Star or Jerma, but they work well together. He adds a lot to the funny conversations.
we have the douche, the class clown and the normal dude.
Jack Ardoin I agree
He's like the best friend character in the Jerma/Star slashfic.
@@Introbulus this is one of the funniest jerma video comments ive read (high accolade)
Star only uses swear words to try to win. Super fucking aggravating.
1:38:37 the legend
I was PRAYING that someone had preserved this stream; THANK YOU
ME TOO :3
ster/jerma stream archive has all streams im pretty sure
This game was made for Jerma
Etalyx is a normal guy in a group of psychos
Normal guy? If anything Etalyx is more of a psycho than Ster lol
Superfight: A game about using rational logic, thinking, and reasoning to prove that y-
1:31:15
51:17
English Translation
"I'd give it medicine, I'd get some antibacterial ointment and put it all over it and the kid would be alright!"
thank you so much i have rewound this clip like 10 times
"Rodent of Unusual Size"
Is he also the one who makes all of the the rules?
Etalyx's one liners had me rooting for him in the first 5 minutes and I'd never heard of him before
Poor guy. #VoteforEtalyx. Gotta show him some love!
The election was rigged #NeverSter
#NotMyStreamer
Kristoph Gavin his points were mostly bullshit.
Don't support people out of pity. If you want to actually help them, motivate em to improve
40:35 The wife laugh fits perfectly with his argument
Lucas Santana You're the real MVP for making those old Jerma highlight videos.
real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp real mvp
Who was it that laughed?
he HE
@@freddymcshreddy6586 ster's wife, ashle. Every now and then she'll watch ster's stream from the next room over and talk to people in chat, there's an in chat command to poke fun at her when she laughs so loud that ster's mic picks it up, it's great
i like how ster is intentionally not choosing optimal secondary choices.
He's definitely using the 'funniest meme' strats.
That moment that Etalyx forgot that Helen Keller was deaf too.
iEverNeon that was the joke
1:38:38 best jerma quote
Piss in- piss on me- piss it- piss in my face
It's so difficult to eat while watching this
I had the same damn problem
Best thing I have ever seen in life...
I think its dangerous xD
Why does Etalyx get hate for partaking in this? I found him very analytical and made any scenario have strength. I like Star_ but he has such an ego. Jerma is hilarious as usual.
Ginga$amurI™ Fuck Star. He's just a dick. Etalyx and jerma were made for this game.
wantafanta01 he is a dick. Made fun of jerma’s gf
@@mikeplurple4942 you missed the truth. They talked it out right after. See jerma's second channel and watch the ,,everybody wants to see this happen" video.
I caught some of this stream and I didn't hate Etalix, I think it was just played up because 90% of the chat was either a Jerma or Star fan.
etalyx is so boring he takes everything so seriously
pee 1:38:36
overconfident andy 2:15:31
geeks and gamers 9:00
jerma vs star jerma vs star everyone wants to see this happen
ETALYX IS IN THE CALL!
Ya don't say swears
1101Archimedes boo*
Sarjo Im sorry, im so sorry
>Etalyx
*Third wheel noises*
this comment has aged immaculately
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D:
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I know right?
...Oh.
This is one of the best streams they've all been apart of.
Etalyx is nice. Yes sometimes it looked like he's out of the conversation but he is nice and his thoughts actually made sense.
"Piss it, piss on me, piss on my face."
- Jeremy "Nine-Hundred and Eighty-Five" Elbertson-Harrington
31:26 i feel so bad for etalyx lol
1:12:50 has got to be one of the best Jerma reactions ever
Been a Jerma fan since the TF2 days, but somehow missed out on this stream. I feel like I uncovered a hidden civilization beneath my house.
watching this and anxiously waiting for the pee rant
I approve of Etalyx's hobo card pick at 45:25
He really drove his argument too!
9:10 why i love jeremy
17:00 jerma had me dying when he got cut off 😂
My favorite stream of these lads perhaps
Holy fucking shit... Kirby with the One Ring and a dagger that can rewind time...
That has to be the most overpowered shit ever. And, that's in a game with Jesus Christ.
TheDisarminghinkle i
TheDisarminghinkle personally I think that Zeus with the one ring and there's ten of them would be the best
There being 10 of them just means that Kirby can eat one and gain his powers.
At what point in the vod is that fight
I've been making yearly pilgrimages to this video and I gotta say, it is always funny
Rodents, rodents, we're the rodents, we prey at night we stalk at night, we're the rodents.
I'm the rodent of unusual size that makes all of the rules.
Lets see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into...
56:02 you can really see the moment of regret on star's face when he sees his cards
im grateful this shit is archived
This is amazing! Can't believe i watched this entire video in one sitting
"Piss in my face" (also) -Jerma..
"How long can you possibly do that before you get RAAAWWW!?!"
- Jerma 2016
no timestamp bcs you hate human happiness?
STER IS MAKING JERMA AND ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE BY BEING MEAN TO ETALYX
THIS IS REAL BOSTON SHIT, GET IN OR GET OUT P*SSY
every second of this 2 hour and 47 minute stream is pure gold
This was surely a supreme stream
Sadly jerma didnt bring up the fact that the giant rat could cary the gerrard guardian of the treasure of the Mayan temple you gotta be really fucking strong to carry him
He also makes ALL THE RULES
mad props to etalyx for creating effective arguments
Veeeery goooood DARREN
YOU CAN KILL THOSE BEAVER MANTISSES DARRENS!
"IT'S AN OIL PLATFORM; THERE IS NO TOPSOIL"
No soil to be a part of 😔
Nice geeky gamer culture guys
"Piss in my face, do it I'm fine." -Jerma985
Haha "I could pick Zeus in Diamond armor, but I won't, and I'll still win!"
"Kirk, commanding the enterprise, on a GOOD day"
Damn near lost it LOL
etalyx didn't even argue that everyone at burning man was kung-fu fighting
I'm almost certain a stuffed gorilla is not something Jesus created
Then who else made it then pft
Etalyx is actually pretty handsome. All because of Jerma Rumble, I thought of him as some stubby, fat guy and always kinda been put off by it.
I've been pleasantly surprised by this tonight.
I love how star always chooses the worst cards on purpose
Jesus. Christ.
Damn, Jerma is a master of fine persuasive rhetoric and storytelling
I'm gonna scream before it ends, where's the timer AA*cuts off*
Wasted opportunity with Cthulhu and the Hobo. He didn't bring up Old Man Henderson in his argument, the hobo that beat Cthulhu.
AIR EH NAMBLIES TAKIN MAH WEE MEN?!
"Doesnt matter; had sex" Etalyx 2016
>People voted for Cthulhu over the Hobo.What is wrong with these people?! Haven't you ever heard of Old Man Henderson?!
Star not pointing out that a schoolgirl with a can of whoopass is a powerpuff girl is the real missed opportunity here.
Says stfu to a guy who gave him 100$
star looks nothing like his voice
You gonna take that?
yes
What a passive guy
This is how you prevent youtube fights
@daddy you are whar you eat
Jerma is bubbly
Jerma dying of laughter is almost as funny as when he speaks
30:00
he's aware hellen keller can't hear to use sonar right
woosh
SUPER.
FIGHT.
SUPER.
FIGHT.
nice profile pic
his wife voted etalyx
"Use me I'm talking" -Jerma
"Piss all over my face, do it" - Jerma
How the heck didn't Etalyx win all the time, chat is biased >:'(
the one with helen keller was FOR SURE star. Hellen Keller can't even hear sonar. She literally is blind in every shape or form.
Dogebama thats da joek
Gordon Frohman his cards were bad, that's how. They were funny though.
Too bad Etalyx was being a super sore loser the whole time.
@@-ShiraZen- wish i could time travel and ask you what your thought process was when you commented this lol
And Boo is not in the call...
Wind Wind ohhhh sheit
51:12
You'll thank me later.
1:43:19 leroy Jenkins actually charged into the dungeon and got him and the entire raid killed
1:26:46 Octopi do actually have arms. There actually is a distinction between the arms and tentacles of a cephalopod.
1:31:15 - *NOOOO, LISTEN* (Ok hand symbol)
Tyson couldn't lift mjolnir yall
One of my favorite streams of all time
JERMA VERSUS STAR
JERMA VERSUS STAR
EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE IT HAPPEN
RPG Smsh3r! and etalyx
I knew Jerma was going to make a webcam joke when Star wanted to get a fourth person. It's too perfect of a setup to go to waste.
wtf lol, jermas im gonna scream before it ends really caught me off guard
13:30
Choose between Mercy, Winston and Zarya.
i wish i could make someone laugh the way jerma makes star_ laugh
They do realize that Frankenstein is the doctor, and Frankensteins monster is the giant monster?
"He has the one thing noone at burning man has - money" Fucking savage
1:05:09 jerma tries to say something but star screams instead
*LISTEEEEEEEEEEEN!*
jerma vs star jerma vs star EVERYONE WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN
I'm actually nervous watching the late parts of this because it kind of feels like they're going to just start fighting for real at any moment
Jerma is the best human ever
Still true
Im not sure if this is how these guys joke around or how comfortable they are saying things like this to each other, but ster seem like he wanted to square up at 31:20
no ster is a douche. sad to see the once awesome dude have all the fame get to his head
it's obviously a joke, that's just how Bostonians do
"Oh, look at that! These two guys are playing cats!"
17:45 You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?
Poor Etalyx, lost most of the games. You can see the disappointment in his face.
atleast when he did loose he took it like a man while ster got salty lvl 9000
"A robot in a suit of armor that can hold its breath"
So Ultron. You're Ultron. You just made Ultron.
20:02 It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia?
2:15:15 is the best moment
At ~32:00 I was so upset because he didn't pick the minotaur that was steam powered. Cyberdemon versus a professional wrestler, good luck.
i absolutely adore this stream and the trio but man ster was a big ol stinker
i think about the iconic jerma "pee on me" moment a lot though
watching their reactions when he says the piss stuff is so funny, holy shit. you can see them both cringe and he's just so unaware god that is so good
do you have a time stamp?
@@vilgotembachermurtnes9215 you probably already found it by now but for future reference its at like 1:38:33
@@frogfrog666 why was ster such an ass to etalyx? any idea?
9:00
it's unbelievable how he ends that bit by sassily drinking his dunkin donuts coffee. very early jerma slay
I really hope someone animates some of these battles
THAT FIRST ONE.
IT'S FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER.
FRANKENSTEIN WOULD BE THE DOCTOR.
GOD DAMNIT.
Mr. Nappy I don't think Victor Frankenstein was necessarily a doctor as much as he was a scientist.