Everything wrong in this video 0:03 An emperor penguin can be as tall as 3 feet. It can mess you up pretty badly. 0:40 A lobster can easily crush some of your bones. 2:34 A single kick from a Zebra can kill lions. It's ripping a human apart easily. 3:10 I mean a big rat can easily inflict some scars. 3:58 It's a basilisk. It's a tiny lizard. It may inflict some scars but it's very small. 5:44 even a mideum sized squid can give some nasty scars because they have a really sharp and big beak. If we're talking about giant or even colossal squids. Yeah no. It will eat you like a pringle. 7:08 a leather back sea turtles can reach gargantuan sizes. One bite can easily rip an arm off. Even the green sea turtle shown in the picture can ruff you up. Also crainers mistaking sea turtles for tortoises. 11:30 these guys are way way underestimating pandas a determined one can rip you apart easily. There is nothing you do against it. 13:00 no way your even getting some good punches on a grown alpaca before it tramples you. 13:25 Snakes are venomous not poisonous. And that's a viper on the picture. Not only does one single bite has enough venom to put your lights out. It has one of the fastest reaction speeds of the animal kingdom. 15:08 you guys ate under estimating horses. If it just starts trampling you no way you can get some punches in. 15:12 that's a cheeta. And I feel like you can get a few punches in. 15:16 that's a clownfish. 15:21 if a ferret can do damage a cat definitly can. 16:45 these guys havwn't seen you full powwr of a ram. If can give some deadly wounds. 18:12 again a full grown owl can give some nasty scars. 19:03 have you seen the size of a full grown sea lion? Not giving hate speech. But expanding some general knowledge. People often see themselves being some rambos but we are indoor trained soft creatures. And I feel like these guys don't know a lot about animals. So they are really underestimating them.
Good points. We're often the inferior species when it comes to fights with animals 😆😭 Pandas look cute but can be dangerous, if they feel they or their cubs are threatened, they can be aggressive and their bites are very strong. Horse kicks can be life threatening, if not fatal. Rams too. They're also naturally aggressive. Anything with claws I'd expect can do a decent amount of damage. Although the lizard, big is an iguana, but yes, small pic looks basilisk. I actually used to own one. Pretty chill creatures, but same as many other animals, if they feel threatened, they can be dangerous. They also have strong bites. And their tails, damn those things are like whips, they're strong enough to break our bones. Believe me you don't want to get a tail whip. 😬 And sea lions can be huuuuuuuge, especially males. 😳
@@MrDuck420 They are similar, as they're the same family of lizards, but basilisk lizards are more frilly, a bit smaller, skinnier and can run on water which ngl sounds awesome. 😆 But assuming you're referring to the large photo around 4 mins in, that one's definitely iguana 😊 Also perfectly identical to the one I used to have, colouring, even the cheek scale. Now I'm nostalgic 😆
@@MrDuck420 ooohhh got ya, couldn't figure out if you meant big pic or small pic, Really had to zoom on that one 😂 but yeah, that does look like a basilisk in the tiny one, at least from the colour and tiny frills. My bad, sorry. Edited my comment. 😊 I guess we're both right, in a way 😆 Tiny water running lizard sounds cool af 😂
For the goat, it would probably be at 'it would be a close one but I'd win' because goats can ram you pretty hard with their horns but they can be scared and fall on their backs like sheep do so it would be a guaranteed win.
Hello I'm a zoologist and the turtle will lose because it is slow in water and pretty fast on land and they bite fast and powerful and will penetrate your skin but you are faster so if it pops out it's head you can smash it or strangle it but it is strong❤
The only thing I disagree from this tier list is the cat. Because I mean, if the dog is at a 50/50 then the cat should also do some damage. I'd say you guys should've put it in "They'd get a few hits in but ultimately you would win", because cats can still bite and scratch you. Also, the goat should go in with the cat, as the horns can do some damage to you. It's horns could cut your skin if sharp enough, but also you can use it's horns as an advantage and pin it to the ground while holding its horns.
Bro, whenever I thought I mean, whenever he said, just slam it down for the eagle I thought of Craner just slamming an Eagles head through a basketball goal
Crainer, Sea Turtles can bite with 100kgs of force and survive shark attacks also they can go at 22mph underwater and weigh 160kg, you would get obliterated especially since the bite of a Sea Turtle goes extremely fast.
Your not gonna reach the eagle as it can pick up big stones and hit you on your head and your knocked out and it will still pecking you with it's powerful beak❤
At 13:15 a shark is Simi easy to beat, you grab it's nose if you have a clear shot and flip it and hold it upside down till it suffocates. However that is if you have scuba gear and a clear shot.
I just watched the latest BitLife video where you tried to die as quickly as possible and I’d like to tell you that plasma is a part of your blood that you need to survive and donating plasma is something that you’re only allowed to do legally twice a week
13:19 shark is easy just push by the side and it would take a long time for it to come back at you again and if you punch it by the rib than it won’t be able to breath and you would have a big advantage
Once my grand father had a cow and it stoped given milk and then it strated to annoy em way to much he fought a cow he punched it in the face it was stunned and ultimately the cow died. Poor cow
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Just put the lizard in the freezer😂
lol🤣
💀💀💀
nice one ;)
That’s cold dude
Btw he’s talking about how crainer k***** his
*How to win a turtle fight*
Step 1: flip them upside down
Step 2: Wait ✋
Yeah but a sea turtle is heavy and it’s under water and probably knows how to flip itself over
@ it’s not underwater. It’s on land. Turtles can go on land.
@@Casimenori tortoises have feet. turtles only have the fins.
Someone failed biology. Last time, I checked turtles, can survive on land, and can walk on land. Infact they are born on land.@@anshdesai9398
@@anshdesai9398it can still be on land
Not Josh casually plotting a race cleansing of a lobster
You should put the goat/cr7 at 50 50
Josh casually ignoring that the turtles head is very vulnerable
Everything wrong in this video
0:03 An emperor penguin can be as tall as 3 feet. It can mess you up pretty badly.
0:40 A lobster can easily crush some of your bones.
2:34 A single kick from a Zebra can kill lions. It's ripping a human apart easily.
3:10 I mean a big rat can easily inflict some scars.
3:58 It's a basilisk. It's a tiny lizard. It may inflict some scars but it's very small.
5:44 even a mideum sized squid can give some nasty scars because they have a really sharp and big beak. If we're talking about giant or even colossal squids. Yeah no. It will eat you like a pringle.
7:08 a leather back sea turtles can reach gargantuan sizes. One bite can easily rip an arm off. Even the green sea turtle shown in the picture can ruff you up. Also crainers mistaking sea turtles for tortoises.
11:30 these guys are way way underestimating pandas a determined one can rip you apart easily. There is nothing you do against it.
13:00 no way your even getting some good punches on a grown alpaca before it tramples you.
13:25 Snakes are venomous not poisonous. And that's a viper on the picture. Not only does one single bite has enough venom to put your lights out. It has one of the fastest reaction speeds of the animal kingdom.
15:08 you guys ate under estimating horses. If it just starts trampling you no way you can get some punches in.
15:12 that's a cheeta. And I feel like you can get a few punches in.
15:16 that's a clownfish.
15:21 if a ferret can do damage a cat definitly can.
16:45 these guys havwn't seen you full powwr of a ram. If can give some deadly wounds.
18:12 again a full grown owl can give some nasty scars.
19:03 have you seen the size of a full grown sea lion?
Not giving hate speech. But expanding some general knowledge. People often see themselves being some rambos but we are indoor trained soft creatures. And I feel like these guys don't know a lot about animals. So they are really underestimating them.
Good points. We're often the inferior species when it comes to fights with animals 😆😭
Pandas look cute but can be dangerous, if they feel they or their cubs are threatened, they can be aggressive and their bites are very strong.
Horse kicks can be life threatening, if not fatal. Rams too. They're also naturally aggressive. Anything with claws I'd expect can do a decent amount of damage.
Although the lizard, big is an iguana, but yes, small pic looks basilisk. I actually used to own one. Pretty chill creatures, but same as many other animals, if they feel threatened, they can be dangerous. They also have strong bites. And their tails, damn those things are like whips, they're strong enough to break our bones. Believe me you don't want to get a tail whip. 😬
And sea lions can be huuuuuuuge, especially males. 😳
@@kirashields7383 I'm pretty sure it's a basilisk on the picture.
@@MrDuck420 They are similar, as they're the same family of lizards, but basilisk lizards are more frilly, a bit smaller, skinnier and can run on water which ngl sounds awesome. 😆 But assuming you're referring to the large photo around 4 mins in, that one's definitely iguana 😊 Also perfectly identical to the one I used to have, colouring, even the cheek scale. Now I'm nostalgic 😆
@@kirashields7383 no no I meant the photo in the ranking slots.
@@MrDuck420 ooohhh got ya, couldn't figure out if you meant big pic or small pic, Really had to zoom on that one 😂 but yeah, that does look like a basilisk in the tiny one, at least from the colour and tiny frills. My bad, sorry. Edited my comment. 😊
I guess we're both right, in a way 😆
Tiny water running lizard sounds cool af 😂
For the goat, it would probably be at 'it would be a close one but I'd win' because goats can ram you pretty hard with their horns but they can be scared and fall on their backs like sheep do so it would be a guaranteed win.
Can't win vs ronaldo
I think 50/50
Its a fight thats like saying a bear couldve careless about me so its a 50/50
yea but have u seen those giant goats it can break all of your bones and severely damage our organs and stuff
@Drishyathedoughnut wtf are you on about giant goats pretty sure does are just mooses
7:21 crainer out of context be like
That's a crime, Slogo
timestamp?
Yeah
This collab was perfect!
Collab with who?
Wait, with who?
@TheBreadst6ck i think she is just saying about slogo and crainer
@@Borkshadowking But this is their channel... oh well
@TheBreadst6ckI mean it’s Josh’s channel crainer just comes every video lmao
Dude eagle will TEAR YOU APART
There not actually that big or heavy
@Jaydws67 NUH UH THEURE BIG
Underestimating the lobster, big ones could crush your bones.
no it wouldn’t
@@TheTrumpToy-k2j Yeah they would, lol
@@TheTrumpToy-k2j wrong, some lobsters (mantis shrimp) would tear you apart
@@Galaxyfityty bot 1
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Hello I'm a zoologist and the turtle will lose because it is slow in water and pretty fast on land and they bite fast and powerful and will penetrate your skin but you are faster so if it pops out it's head you can smash it or strangle it but it is strong❤
Crainers confusing turtles and tortoises
Him saying he would easily kill it physically hurt me
@@littleghosty72 It's true, search it up online. And don't think that Slogo is always smart.
4:08 or put it in a freezer lmao
LMFAO
I was about to comment that 😂
no, put the freezer in it
Lol that was my first thought as well XD
Josh in the thumbnail 💀
The only thing I disagree from this tier list is the cat. Because I mean, if the dog is at a 50/50 then the cat should also do some damage. I'd say you guys should've put it in "They'd get a few hits in but ultimately you would win", because cats can still bite and scratch you. Also, the goat should go in with the cat, as the horns can do some damage to you. It's horns could cut your skin if sharp enough, but also you can use it's horns as an advantage and pin it to the ground while holding its horns.
The eagle is 100% killing you those things are crazy
Josh overestimateing the animal and crainer underestimating them
Overestimate? They both underestimated most of them.
7:06 and if it a snapping turtle?
YOURE DONE FOREVER
Nah I'd win they're very slow
But its not also snapping turtles are very easy to deal with
@mlkillmoments3940 true
Under 5 mins let's go
just two chill guys arguing strategically about which animal they could beat in a fight💀💀
Putting eagle in 50/50 is crazy and also putting alpaca in it would be close😂
2:07 Josh biting his lips😂
They did the cat dirty 😂😂
Crainer gets his idea of turtles from movie 😅
The reason why humans are on the top of the food chain, is that we are smart enough not to pick fights we know we are going to lose
Turtle shells are the same as bones, they are breakable.
Cats have very sharp teeth and nails or are they forgetting 😭 like my cat has done so much damage to me in the past
Edit: grammar
Exactly. If a cat gets it's claws in you... oof
@ FR
But you werent fighting it
@@belzeebub6688yes but if I was fighting it it would be more violent and use its claws and teeth more
Love tier lists in slg
Why does Josh looks like he ate Taco Bell
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRAINER🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Slogo looks SO GOOD in the tumbnail😂😂😂😊
Bro crainer is underestimating every single animal.
Wooooooooo🎉 another amazing video
Getting cheetahs and leopards mixed up as an adult is embarrassing
You should put the goat /cr7 at 50 50
I once went to a zoo and the tortises were mating. Even though they were 30 ft away, i could still hear the noises
Josh have you thought if they remove the ultimate weapon to josh:the sponge
Bro, whenever I thought I mean, whenever he said, just slam it down for the eagle I thought of Craner just slamming an Eagles head through a basketball goal
Crainer asking where he would put the goat put blood on the walls and it's head 😂
10:48 Jelly’s voice
Yeah, I noticed that too!
Cristiano ronaldo would tear me to shreds
Also. Crainer underestimates the bite power of a turtle. Snapping turtles will bite your hand off
Aint no way they put an octopus in the second one if its in the water its just going to strangle you to death
snake has a very fast instinct
i like how the clock in the backround of josh is frozen
Like good new video slogo and crainder
Crainer casualy forgetting the difference between a turtle and a tortoise
Crainer, Sea Turtles can bite with 100kgs of force and survive shark attacks also they can go at 22mph underwater and weigh 160kg, you would get obliterated especially since the bite of a Sea Turtle goes extremely fast.
the crabs are very danguors most of them can slice youe fingers
i love rishy’s little indian but it’s hard to come up with new content everyday but not when you have little rishy
Your not gonna reach the eagle as it can pick up big stones and hit you on your head and your knocked out and it will still pecking you with it's powerful beak❤
seems like it already hit your head a few times 🤣
Since Slogo’s the goat 🐐 I couldn’t beat him maybe like a few punches but inevitably Josh wins.
Goats usually have big horns which could prob do damage, but you could prob beat it in a fight
Josh is ready
At 13:15 a shark is Simi easy to beat, you grab it's nose if you have a clear shot and flip it and hold it upside down till it suffocates. However that is if you have scuba gear and a clear shot.
I just watched the latest BitLife video where you tried to die as quickly as possible and I’d like to tell you that plasma is a part of your blood that you need to survive and donating plasma is something that you’re only allowed to do legally twice a week
They think they would lose to a cow.
Wait until you find out cow tipping is a hobby in the U.S.
Never benn soo early
Yayy new video🎉🎉
Legit my last 2 brain cells in math
Its carbonater birthday today guys!! Lets wish him 🎉
7 minetes and 30 seconds is crazzy
Kung-fu panda 🐼 lmao
Also bald eagle is green green. Them talons are sharper than a razor.
But they're bones are hollow so one good punch would cripple it
How a cat can deal less dmg than a parrot? A cat can scratch you just by playing 😭😭😭
Josh is just being so timid
Friend:josh which cartoon are you afraid of :JOSH SPONGEBOB defo spongebob
yall sleeping on the octopuses and squids
Turtles can break arms with on bite if it’s snapping turtle
At the goat I would say 50/50% because they can do alot of damage but I can also do alot of damage to it
7:08 Tortoises can bite humans, but sea turtles lack teeth so they can't really bite.
Yeah but they have a crazy sharp beak
Snapping Turles are really quick cranier 7:35
13:19 shark is easy just push by the side and it would take a long time for it to come back at you again and if you punch it by the rib than it won’t be able to breath and you would have a big advantage
The dog or the bear
12:25 save that one for the Out Of Context
It is the whole of the UK that swans are Owned by the king
Crainer😂😅
You know largest squid ever RECORDED was about 18 m in length
put the lizard in the freezer crainer.
In my country male goats stand face to with dogs and it's always 50%
Seal are bigger and stronger than a human crainer
I love penguins 😢I HATE U CONTAINER.......like this if you agree😢
You guys know some of the eagles grow up to 6 foot tall
This list was invalid the moment they didn’t blue or green the squid. They have straight up hawk beaks and hooks in their tentacles.
Bro put it in the lizard in the freezer
Octopuses can live with out its head and regenerate its tentacles
10:34 don’t underestimate the Eagle
Guys using a weapon does not count. That's basically cheating
Why would u want to lol.
Once my grand father had a cow and it stoped given milk and then it strated to annoy em way to much he fought a cow he punched it in the face it was stunned and ultimately the cow died. Poor cow
Here before the title is changed (its grammarly incorrect)🤓👆
Cat would be alot harder than they think
Goat Is always greatest of all time
Yes penguin can beat Crainer😂
More flags from memory and can crainer study these flags
Under 1 year gang
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How could a swan be better then a snake or a eagle!!!??
You put the swan above the Sheep the squid the peacock and the octopus?
I meen I will paint the wall in the snakes blood if it's not poisonous