I don’t know how you can grow up reading the Bible and not think about the world around you, I couldn’t imagine not thinking of existentialism and how religions were created to explain the world before science was used. I’m not an idiot who says there is not a god but I think people who say there definitely is or isn’t a god are very ignorant.
@@Matt-dy7uq i read harry potter, therefore witches exist. Prove me wrong using just as much evidence that proves the bible is real.. oh.. wait.. there isnt any.
You have to remember this came from bronze age tribal people, so this actually was good PR. It seems designed to convince the neighboring tribes they were a dangerous people with a dangerous, vengeful God protecting them.
I have legitimately searched for this video at least 10 different times over the last year and haven't been able to find the full catalog. Thank you so much for finally blessing me with Taylor's knowledge, RSK4LIFE, Big Ups Liquid Richard.
Taylor is a goat and I know nothing about the Bible but Samson’s story interested me a lot and when I looked into it, it’s even worse if you say the right detail towards the end, to my knowledge he got everything right except the one part that he doesn’t kill 30 of the grooms, he kills 30 random people from a village 20 miles away because they were wearing the fabric he needed or whatever
I love the way he gave the people so much life. It always just seemed like they were zombies just doing what they were told by God. Didn't think I would be dying 2min in.
Honestly, read the Bible as a possible historical text first. Then if you decide you feel something figure that out for yourself. If nothing else, it’s one of the first novels we have. And it’s a glimpse into life 2000-4000 years or so ago. It’s great, would recommend KJV (the newer versions are much easier to read but they take away a lot of the savagery IMO). And then once you learn about that learn more about history and it really starts to scare you, because you’ll realize there’s likely a common origin for these stories all cultures seem to have (specifically great flood stories and storm god vs. dragon stories, but so many more examples throughout the Bible and other religions in the area at the time. Look up leviathan story and compare it to Marduk vs. Tiamat. There's this trope among ancient cultures from the Japanese to the Maya to include "Feathered Serpents" or Dragons, and often times heros who stand against them. Google the word "Chaoskampf" Dozens of flood and storm god stories span the continents.
The stories are awesome and the delivery sells them so well! I never listened to a full show but I've been on this clips channel for days and I think I might just get into it, especially if that's what I'm in for!
I cannot think of another piece of media that has ever been carried harder by one single person than Taylor carrying all of PKA XDXDXD Truly he is the exclusive reason to watch
I don’t remember how long it’s been since any “PKA” related TH-cam search I’ve made didn’t also include “Taylor” immediately after. Dude carry’s the whole show. At this point Kyle just sits there with the expressions of a smug prick and woody just says dumb bs and then apologizes for interrupting 😂
@@jacoblee5589 Modern Catholic here, def bussin. It is truly interesting if the person is a good storyteller, interesting themselves. People throw out the Bible to write their own stories and it just ends up being a scenario that the bible probably already covered too, with a better ending to boot I won't pretend we are oppressed in the West (modern day we can get executed in many African Islamic States) but it is the only religion you can bag on.
okay so this is longer than an actual church service, this has to count as worship right? i mean shit we even all show up every weekend in the morning to listen together. is pka a religion?
And praise be to Saint Taylor for he cast out the evil wingsofredemption even though he actually replaced lefty, praise be to him and his head of muchness so that no halo could not be adequately sized.
PKA: Came for Kyle, stay for Taylor, tolerate Woody. Say what you will about PKA, these guys still have the best chemistry out of any podcast trio I've ever heard.
can't wait for my bibel to arrive. i never was interested but these guys and wendigoon made me interested in what is going on in the old testament. shit is wild.
@@bodhi8828 To be fair, I don’t think I’ve been more pissed at any entity ever than when Griffith was ravaging Casca, making Guts watch, while looking Guts in the eyes, making the strongest “fuck you” eye contact I’ve ever seen💀
@36:42 The reason for this is described by Christ.. the same reason that He taught in parables.. He said literally it’s to make it harder to believe. Otherwise you would believe not by faith but by intellect.. which isn’t really faith.. knowing 2+2=4 isn’t faith.. except maybe faith that logic exists.. Things are to be understood spiritually.. thus isn’t just magic.. actually believing that a loving God rose Jesus from the dead is not supposed to be known as a logical fact because it is the one thing to believe in to put out trust in The God. Believing give us The Holy Spirit.. Understanding these passages spiritually means applying faith in Christ to all of these things and suddenly everything makes sense.. and then belief is indeed validated and verified in us as we study in the spirit. But seeing these things from the eyes of atheists is interesting. I also once disbelieved all of this.. until accepting that Truth can be relayed even without Facts.. and that even what we see as Mythology can relay more truth than some biased recorded history and if there actually is a God that cares He would have known exactly what stories needed o be recorded to relay certain Truth.. namely that Salvation in His Word has been available since the beginning.. Jesus means YHVH is my Salvation.. so anyone believing this Name, even before Jesus was born, was technically saved By Jesus.
I don't know if it's in this video, but the story of Elisha calling down two bears to eat some kids that made fun of him for being bald is pretty great.
Yes, Samson cheated and he was also a simp. The story is from the book of Judges which mainly displays that everyone was “doing what is right in their own eyes”.
I’ve just been introduced to this segment. But is it supposed to illustrate how ridiculous the Bible is? Lmao because this is fantastic Edit: just got to the point where he reveals he’s telling stories from the Old Testament which is even better lmao
As someone who has translated the entire New Testament from its original language (Koine Greek) as part of their University Letters degree (where all my professors were atheists), I would appreciate more New Testament abridgments from young Tay Tay.
@02:32:05 Having been given faith is like having been given sight and hearing.. which are also gifts. Who or what we put our faith in in up to us.. and since salvation through faith was available since the time of Adam then there was a gift of faith since the first time Adam heard that the seed of the woman would crush the head of the serpent.. believing in this was having hope and faith in YHVH Is My Salvation, that is The Name of Jesus. Amen.
They also were Hebrew slaves in Egypt, they were never claimed to have made the pyramids but built huts and made bricks. There are ancient Egyptian sources mentioning the Jewish people being there and most certainly wouldn’t have written about their defeat by a stronger god. Pharaoh already hardened his own heart, but God continued it to show his power.
Hope wendigoon can come back and help these guys come to Christ. Woody acting like God is supposed to be his parachute and the other guys acting like God just gives kids cancer aren’t biblically backed, it’s the fallen world we live in and our creator willingly became creation and died as a sacrifice to redeem us and “buy us back” to him to give us eternal life. Love these stories regardless though, love Old Testament stories.
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Do y’all got any road trip or road rage story’s to tell, if so would love to hear it.
@@bustanuttproduction9864 here you go: th-cam.com/video/2SfUlF-dkOg/w-d-xo.htmlsi=c3w2SWvXzzVaspYI
Compilation of crazy paragliding stories if you have enough. Or just tell more!
Kyle's stories of doing too much devil's lettuce
All Taylor impressions
“Samson stood up calmly, and murdered 30 people.” The delivery of that was perfect
*"DUMBLEDORE ASKED CALMLY"*
"Have you tried to catch one fox?" The voice for that folded me
Holy shit I would go to church again if Taylor was the pastor 😂😂😂😂 I love bible stories
Omg… Did you play battlefield back in the day on ps3 ?
With a guy from Uk ?
KeJi-SaN ? 😮 is it you old friend ?
@@ronnielaw3535 they died
I am ready for the sermon to begin
I know right its so entertaining and Taylor conveys it so well
At 44:20, the story they are talking about has been turned into a song by Mr Bond, called "Cleaning Out My Wallet".
🙌
Ezekiel 23:20. "And there she lusted after men with dicks as large as a donkey's, and as much cum as a horse"
woody nearly killed me, i was already dying laughing and then he had to say "hes jewish, he killed the terrorists"
Also “he could catch her”. I choked.
@@WardMan75woodys jokes werent landing but the silence almost makes it even funnier in the samson ep
It’s really funny. I’m a practicing Catholic, and Taylor’s bible stories have familiarized me with the Bible more than most religious people/classes.
thats true tho
Imagine listening to all of these and stil being a practicing catholic 💀💀
@@jonjones1128 do you genuinely think I haven’t read the bible?
I don’t know how you can grow up reading the Bible and not think about the world around you, I couldn’t imagine not thinking of existentialism and how religions were created to explain the world before science was used. I’m not an idiot who says there is not a god but I think people who say there definitely is or isn’t a god are very ignorant.
@@Matt-dy7uq i read harry potter, therefore witches exist. Prove me wrong using just as much evidence that proves the bible is real.. oh.. wait.. there isnt any.
The first story makes me believe in God. No one could make that shit up or would willfully do so for good PR
only drugs or schizophrenia can lead to stories like this
You have to remember this came from bronze age tribal people, so this actually was good PR. It seems designed to convince the neighboring tribes they were a dangerous people with a dangerous, vengeful God protecting them.
I'm a man with lots of hair and I don't feel any more powerful.
@@Silhouette_7 your name implies you are as strong as iron.
@@Grastiars1 but not as strong as cast iron
"And he stood up...calmly, and murdered 30 people" 😂
Taylor is honestly one of the best story tellers I've ever heard. These are all phenomenal
Work that shaft simp boi he might notice you
I have legitimately searched for this video at least 10 different times over the last year and haven't been able to find the full catalog. Thank you so much for finally blessing me with Taylor's knowledge, RSK4LIFE, Big Ups Liquid Richard.
A 2 and a half hour video about a guy with a beard talking about the bible is where my night is taking me
Taylors delivery about samson murdering 30 people was so genius. God everyone to laugh
This guy puts more effort into the PKA podcast than the PKA podcast does
Hey, don’t lump Taylor into this.
God this is EXACTLY what we needed.
I’m not religious at all and this is like my favorite TH-cam series ever. Taylor just effortlessly rips them off. Keep it up!
Taylor is a goat and I know nothing about the Bible but Samson’s story interested me a lot and when I looked into it, it’s even worse if you say the right detail towards the end, to my knowledge he got everything right except the one part that he doesn’t kill 30 of the grooms, he kills 30 random people from a village 20 miles away because they were wearing the fabric he needed or whatever
That’s exactly how it goes lol he kills 30 random men for his fabric. I believe in god and stuff but even this never made sense to me
He robbed them basically lol
@@speakerroach4015 and murder
😭
@@drsipp407it’s descriptive not prescriptive. It isn’t supposed to be do what Samson does, it’s describing what he did right or not
I love the way he gave the people so much life. It always just seemed like they were zombies just doing what they were told by God. Didn't think I would be dying 2min in.
Honestly, read the Bible as a possible historical text first. Then if you decide you feel something figure that out for yourself. If nothing else, it’s one of the first novels we have. And it’s a glimpse into life 2000-4000 years or so ago. It’s great, would recommend KJV (the newer versions are much easier to read but they take away a lot of the savagery IMO).
And then once you learn about that learn more about history and it really starts to scare you, because you’ll realize there’s likely a common origin for these stories all cultures seem to have (specifically great flood stories and storm god vs. dragon stories, but so many more examples throughout the Bible and other religions in the area at the time. Look up leviathan story and compare it to Marduk vs. Tiamat. There's this trope among ancient cultures from the Japanese to the Maya to include "Feathered Serpents" or Dragons, and often times heros who stand against them. Google the word "Chaoskampf" Dozens of flood and storm god stories span the continents.
the way he says "have you ever tried to catch one fox?" at 13:05 is goddamn hilarious.
The stories are awesome and the delivery sells them so well! I never listened to a full show but I've been on this clips channel for days and I think I might just get into it, especially if that's what I'm in for!
Thanks for watching!
Holy shit I was expecting like a 30-40 minute video but almost 3 hours?! Thank you
What do they do with the bodies after they harvest the organs? Asking for a friend.
@@StayMadNobodycares Wear them
Like Tucker said, I need Taylor's rendition of these stories to be an anime. It would be hilarious, action pack, and ridiculous. Let's make it happen.
cringe
@@lucasc5622 You're cringe.
@@kingirl3901 he’s right. It’s cringe bro
@@garrett3055 What's cringe is replying a year late! Wait a minute...
I cannot think of another piece of media that has ever been carried harder by one single person than Taylor carrying all of PKA XDXDXD
Truly he is the exclusive reason to watch
I don’t remember how long it’s been since any “PKA” related TH-cam search I’ve made didn’t also include “Taylor” immediately after. Dude carry’s the whole show. At this point Kyle just sits there with the expressions of a smug prick and woody just says dumb bs and then apologizes for interrupting 😂
Nick mullen carrying cumtown
Taylor is an INCREDIBLE storyteller 👏🏼👏🏼
2.5 hours of my favorite content. Praise Jesus!
Would love to see a compilation like this with all the conspiracy theories from over the years
Here you go: th-cam.com/video/oQ-WMizYZwE/w-d-xo.htmlsi=KdA42qTwg54V1HGZ
@@PKAClipsyou held the grudge for 3 years lol
The best host strikes again
Pastor Taylor really brought me back to religion with his modern bible readings...
I wish i was kidding.
Yuh ik he's not taking it seriously at all but imma modern Christian and this shit is bussin
@@jacoblee5589 Modern Catholic here, def bussin. It is truly interesting if the person is a good storyteller, interesting themselves.
People throw out the Bible to write their own stories and it just ends up being a scenario that the bible probably already covered too, with a better ending to boot
I won't pretend we are oppressed in the West (modern day we can get executed in many African Islamic States)
but it is the only religion you can bag on.
@@ferrisbueller9991 no one really stands up for the pagans either tbh.
But we all know which 2 are never to be bagged on ;P
The lesson of rack, shaq, and Benny is stand up for what you believe in. Thanks veggie tales.
okay so this is longer than an actual church service, this has to count as worship right? i mean shit we even all show up every weekend in the morning to listen together. is pka a religion?
Religion of the Real Sweet Kids
do you have time to talk about the Church of Kyle?
Our body and soul is the church of god So if you have any prayers your praying in church to god . We can also be the messengers for the church
Babe wake up, new Bible Stories by Taylor
Man I’ve been waiting for more of these
there’s a billboard i would always pass on my way to school that just said “Hell is Real”
and i’m just like: “...Bet”
Hell
Michigan 48169
whatd you bet?
@@testermonkey2304 homie just got caught in 4k 🤣
And praise be to Saint Taylor for he cast out the evil wingsofredemption even though he actually replaced lefty, praise be to him and his head of muchness so that no halo could not be adequately sized.
And let it be known how the owly orator tooketh the V6 spoils of The Gaseous Richard never for him to partake in automobile travel again
Best Bible talk on the Internet
I'm ready to be saved by Pastor Taylor
I’m gonna go to sleep listening to the rest of this, good night everyone
There's more production in the first 15 seconds than the entirety of PKA. Good on you PKA Clips
as someone that wasn't raised with the bible around me at all Taylor's bible stories are all I know about it
Thank Yall!!
I've been waiting for this one, THANK YOU!
Im excited I love Taylor’s bible stories
Bible stories are some of the best pka bits. There has to be a few more stories Taylor could tell
Taylor has a real talent for storytelling
PKA: Came for Kyle, stay for Taylor, tolerate Woody.
Say what you will about PKA, these guys still have the best chemistry out of any podcast trio I've ever heard.
I might be the ONLY one that really wanted one of these! I fuckin love Taylor’s Bible stories. Thank you!
You’re not alone brother, praise Pastor Taylor
can't wait for my bibel to arrive. i never was interested but these guys and wendigoon made me interested in what is going on in the old testament. shit is wild.
"Someone in the ammonites stole a goat."
*And he smout 50,000 of them!* lold
When the guests don’t enjoy the stories it really pisses me off lol
Yeah man, almost as much as Femto raping Casca to piss off Guts
@@bodhi8828 these are my people
@@bodhi8828 To be fair, I don’t think I’ve been more pissed at any entity ever than when Griffith was ravaging Casca, making Guts watch, while looking Guts in the eyes, making the strongest “fuck you” eye contact I’ve ever seen💀
@@Anton-qc1fk and he will never get revenge
i hope they at least find a proper way to end the series with what happened recently
Something about Taylor’s face onto Moses is just hilarious
@36:42 The reason for this is described by Christ.. the same reason that He taught in parables.. He said literally it’s to make it harder to believe. Otherwise you would believe not by faith but by intellect.. which isn’t really faith.. knowing 2+2=4 isn’t faith.. except maybe faith that logic exists.. Things are to be understood spiritually.. thus isn’t just magic.. actually believing that a loving God rose Jesus from the dead is not supposed to be known as a logical fact because it is the one thing to believe in to put out trust in The God. Believing give us The Holy Spirit.. Understanding these passages spiritually means applying faith in Christ to all of these things and suddenly everything makes sense.. and then belief is indeed validated and verified in us as we study in the spirit. But seeing these things from the eyes of atheists is interesting. I also once disbelieved all of this.. until accepting that Truth can be relayed even without Facts.. and that even what we see as Mythology can relay more truth than some biased recorded history and if there actually is a God that cares He would have known exactly what stories needed o be recorded to relay certain Truth.. namely that Salvation in His Word has been available since the beginning.. Jesus means YHVH is my Salvation.. so anyone believing this Name, even before Jesus was born, was technically saved By Jesus.
The part of the Samson story where Taylor talks about tearing a lion like a goat is the gift that keeps on giving.
Edit: 6:20
I'm back and almost left the same comment 😂
Taylor should do more stories like this from other religions. He's like the history teacher you would listen to.
Man I wish Taylor still did Bible stories
Thank you, Taylor.
48:45 “Gods like kind of implying , “I’ll fucking kill you”” has me so dead
These are seriously great. I came from wings troll channels but watched the whole thing, Taylor’s very good at making boring biblical stuff digestible
Taylor:An angel came down, in angel form.
Tucker:*Skeptically sips beer*
36:40 "just us girls chats" then kyle just gives that look lmaoooooo
I don't know if it's in this video, but the story of Elisha calling down two bears to eat some kids that made fun of him for being bald is pretty great.
I wish he still did these
amazing. thank you, Taylor
I want to hear Taylor go through revelation
Taylor needs to start a spin off series where he tells Bible stories weekly. I could listen to this for hours lmao
Yes, Samson cheated and he was also a simp. The story is from the book of Judges which mainly displays that everyone was “doing what is right in their own eyes”.
Also.. 4th man in the Fire was Jesus Christ .
Man if Taylor was a person teaching me religion I’d be on board no questions asked
I’ve just been introduced to this segment. But is it supposed to illustrate how ridiculous the Bible is? Lmao because this is fantastic
Edit: just got to the point where he reveals he’s telling stories from the Old Testament which is even better lmao
Pretty much
Proof I love taylor's bible story. 1 I just have to type T and an a and its right there waiting for me
The way he's telling the stories got me crying ctfu 😂
Taylor makes the Bible awesome!
The fact Taylor is ripped definitely adds to the visual of the story of Samson
Need more Bible stories
As someone who has translated the entire New Testament from its original language (Koine Greek) as part of their University Letters degree (where all my professors were atheists), I would appreciate more New Testament abridgments from young Tay Tay.
@02:32:05 Having been given faith is like having been given sight and hearing.. which are also gifts. Who or what we put our faith in in up to us.. and since salvation through faith was available since the time of Adam then there was a gift of faith since the first time Adam heard that the seed of the woman would crush the head of the serpent.. believing in this was having hope and faith in YHVH Is My Salvation, that is The Name of Jesus. Amen.
Lol ok
I love hearing this story
Taylor is my main source of bible knowledge
Thank you for this.
Most people go to church. I watch Taylor like an intellectual.
Had to get my monthly church in.
Watching this for the 100th time
What number are you at now?
Just what I needed
God bless Taylor and of course Chairmen Xi
Was watching a Bible story and I had thought that this might exist. Dope
Sunday school with Taylor
Taylor is the man.
I know you present the stories in a funny way, but you’re reaching your audience with the word of God regardless
If taylor was my pastor id probably actually go to church lmao
Lessons to live by.
I used to be a militant atheist. He's up there but he's not gonna help. "When you do things right, people won't know you did anything at all..."
Lol
The beginning edit is so good
Glad you liked it!
If Taylor was the Pastor, I’d be there every Sunday.
I'm not even Christian and I'd be there
The opening was brilliant hahahaha
Glad you liked it!
Taylor should do stand up if he isn’t already
They also were Hebrew slaves in Egypt, they were never claimed to have made the pyramids but built huts and made bricks. There are ancient Egyptian sources mentioning the Jewish people being there and most certainly wouldn’t have written about their defeat by a stronger god. Pharaoh already hardened his own heart, but God continued it to show his power.
someone needs to animate these stories but as taylor tells them
Nice
Preacher Taylor.
Boys gather around, it is time for the gospel
🙏🏼
Bilbo: What is in my pocket?
Gollum: 9:36
Only the best by lord Taylor
Hope wendigoon can come back and help these guys come to Christ. Woody acting like God is supposed to be his parachute and the other guys acting like God just gives kids cancer aren’t biblically backed, it’s the fallen world we live in and our creator willingly became creation and died as a sacrifice to redeem us and “buy us back” to him to give us eternal life. Love these stories regardless though, love Old Testament stories.
If these were taught this way in church I wonder how many would remained saved
The transition around 2:16:00 is really good.