+Richard Hart I met Lemmy & the guys in 1979 Finland, I must say they were so sweet... I will never forget my weekend with them. Lemmy is probable the loveliest man I've ever met during my 50+ years old life. Miss him deeply.
HOW DO YA MAKE A DEAD BABY FLOAT?? 2 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM...2 SCOOPS OF DEAD BABY.....2 NUTS WERE WALKIN DOWN THE STREET...AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED...LOVE YOU LEMMY!! THANK YOU
Lemmy Mit Uns!The man is a Genius.People ask why Motorhead is not in the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame.Hell,there"s not enough room.And they are too busy Rocking.I still have to see them live,I wm 53 and hope I live long enough to go to a Concert.
I truly want to party with him an the band before i go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE BEGGED AN BEGGED AN I CAN ONLY HOPE AN PRAY THAT I GET TO BEFORE MY TIMNE RUNS OUT!!! HE IS A LEGEND AN THE BAND IS A LIVING LEGEND!!!!! THEY ARE ALL SO VERY OUTSTANDING JUST AN SOURCE OF LIFE!!!!
raditor over fill and small screw for the small aluminum piping and put hand i and un screw cap. use pliers to turn bulb same to put back in reverse. only took 3 screws out
am I paranoid or is it whenever I type something which might be of some "relevance" to some subject ,everything just shifts to something else and I´m left with no comment? I think I´m becoming delusional, the shadow people are spiking me in my sleep with some good shit I guess ... now the above is vague and I´ve lost the momentum; so ... "post"
+Naturgeräusche ohne Musik A little kid on the corner in sorrow at 4 o clock in the morning. This cop comes round the corner, says ''Hello sonny''... The kid says, ''allright'', you know?... Said, ''what are you doin?'....' He said, ''I'm lookin for a whore.''.... ''How old are you?'' ....He said, ''I'm Nine'' right?.....He said, ''What you wanna whore for?''..... He said, ''I wanna get a disease''...He said, ''What kinda fuckin disease?''....He said, ''A sexually transmitted one, officer''.....The guy said, ''What do you wanna get a fuckin disease for?''.....He said, ''Well if i get it, I go home and I fuck the babysitter and she gets it, and she fucks my dad and he gets it, and he fucks my mum and she gets it, and she fucks the gardener and thats the cunt I'm after cause he squashed my frog''
lemme I miss you man and my pal does who knows you he was in a band with Robert Calverton called the star fighters. u in heaven rocky gods world cause thirs only one lemme and god been waiting for you to walk through them perky gates
I was fortunate enough to meet Lemmy, he was a genuinely lovely bloke. In fact, the whole band were. Diamond geezers.
+Richard Hart I met Lemmy & the guys in 1979 Finland, I must say they were so sweet... I will never forget my weekend with them. Lemmy is probable the loveliest man I've ever met during my 50+ years old life. Miss him deeply.
One of the best documentaries ever.
And this joke will never get old. "A sexually transmitted one... officer." Love that part.
Thank you for the music and the laughs, Lemmy.
I am going to miss this guy so fucking much.
+Ian McCormick ...thank god for youtube...
+maddog76 Thank gods for Lemmy's books and music.
HOW DO YA MAKE A DEAD BABY FLOAT?? 2 SCOOPS OF ICE CREAM...2 SCOOPS OF DEAD BABY.....2 NUTS WERE WALKIN DOWN THE STREET...AND ONE WAS ASSAULTED...LOVE YOU LEMMY!! THANK YOU
wherever he is, its just got a lot fucking louder
that was great lemmy holy smokes mate!!! he crushed me frog the gardener. hahahhahahah
I may or may not have this as my ringtone
As funny as he was badass. Wish I could've met him, and I am grateful I did get to see Motorhead play, but sad it was only the one time.
This joke never gets old
Rest in peace, Lemmy
DO YOU WANNA BUY A FROG
I'm NINE
Right?
the coolest person ever has left the planet.
Lemmy Mit Uns!The man is a Genius.People ask why Motorhead is not in the Rock&Roll Hall of Fame.Hell,there"s not enough room.And they are too busy Rocking.I still have to see them live,I wm 53 and hope I live long enough to go to a Concert.
R.I.P lemmy xx
R.I.P. Maestro
For some reason that joke is Really fucking hilarious
You must love this man ♥
Most aggressive "NINE" I've ever heard 😂
Smart and elegant as always ! XD
just fuckin love the way He says niiiiine..!!!!evil!!!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I truly want to party with him an the band before i go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IVE BEGGED AN BEGGED AN I CAN ONLY HOPE AN PRAY THAT I GET TO BEFORE MY TIMNE RUNS OUT!!! HE IS A LEGEND AN THE BAND IS A LIVING LEGEND!!!!! THEY ARE ALL SO VERY OUTSTANDING JUST AN SOURCE OF LIFE!!!!
Did you get to
We Love Lemmy...RIP Mr Kilmister
LMMFAO!!! I gotta tell that joke to my buddies!!! Lemmy is a legend!!!
im not sure how many days im supposed to be sad? probe to the day i die
approximately
he's just a prince man a true rock and roll prince....
yes ....nice laughing....i am missing it too
Oh Lemmy hahaha.
Haha. Nice one.
This is a fucking funny joke!! :D
All Hail Lemmy!!
that was awesome
Lemmy Mit Uns??? come on man speak the truth.....you got that from a "hitchslap" ...
The true Metal God!
Well played, Sir
raditor over fill and small screw for the small aluminum piping and put hand i and un screw cap. use pliers to turn bulb same to put back in reverse. only took 3 screws out
Lemmy was awesome RIP
am I paranoid or is it whenever I type something which might be of some "relevance" to some subject ,everything just shifts to something else and I´m left with no comment? I think I´m becoming delusional, the shadow people are spiking me in my sleep with some good shit I guess ... now the above is vague and I´ve lost the momentum; so ... "post"
Can someone could write it down for me? its hard to me to unsterstand the whole joke. Thank you
+Naturgeräusche ohne Musik
A little kid on the corner in sorrow at 4 o clock in the morning. This cop comes round the corner, says ''Hello sonny''... The kid says, ''allright'', you know?... Said, ''what are you doin?'....' He said, ''I'm lookin for a whore.''.... ''How old are you?'' ....He said, ''I'm Nine'' right?.....He said, ''What you wanna whore for?''..... He said, ''I wanna get a disease''...He said, ''What kinda fuckin disease?''....He said, ''A sexually transmitted one, officer''.....The guy said, ''What do you wanna get a fuckin disease for?''.....He said, ''Well if i get it, I go home and I fuck the babysitter and she gets it, and she fucks my dad and he gets it, and he fucks my mum and she gets it, and she fucks the gardener and thats the cunt I'm after cause he squashed my frog''
Sorry for the correction but it's Soho, not sorrow.
*Soho, not sorrow. That's an emotion.
jeez, Lemmy's damn badass!!!
Love it!
Chain reaction! Pfft Bahahaha~!
heard you.....radio.....lost
@TheHabsfan1993 That he is my good man, that he is.
Lol very clever
What did he say after the gardener?
“He’s the ‘c*nt I want cos he squashed me frog.’ lol 😂
who dares not laughing at his joke?
The Heath Robinson of STD-based revenge!
that's fuckin' brilliant!
who is the man next to you?
@wsiklogfh Daaah, because the circle described obviously had already happened and considered as best solution and proper way to do it ;)
who the hell can write me joke in spanish?
lemme I miss you man and my pal does who knows you he was in a band with Robert Calverton called the star fighters. u in heaven rocky gods world cause thirs only one lemme and god been waiting for you to walk through them perky gates
ment calvert stupid pradict text
Lmao! Mad as a hatter!
Lemmy is God!!
omfg :D I craped my pant while reading this :D thanks mate
@PirateEyepatch ahmmm....ok?
Hahahahha found it. LOL
RIP
i know this one
so funny laugh :)
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh Engish humor.
Funny as fuck!
damn what is he saying at the end xD
the video wasn't enough?
:) hahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Funny is not about the frog LoLOLOLOLOLOL. What about the plumber? LoloL
HAHAHAHHAHA
0:58
joke
ghroll said "badest m/f " no he `s not
SOULJAHZ ROCKERZ JAHBLESS MARANATHA KYMRY FiAH BUN
Funnyazfukk
@wsiklogfh cause that way it wouldn't be funny.
Sorry, don't get it. Maybe it's the accent in the last couple phrases... time for bed...