Note:Everything here based on the wiki/fandom of Item asylum Second Note:My spelling suck also goes with grammar welp anyways if I'm any wrong reply here so I could fix the problem in the next video Third Note: Song name ASGORE
The holy grenade is a reference in one of those old flash games I dont remember the game name but the holy grenade was one of the most powerful weapons in the game Infact the ia version is waaay weaker and smaller blast radius compared to the original game
@@Theprotagonistichair The Holy Hand Grenade is basically based on the Holy Hand Grenade from the Worms series btw, you're correct that it's one of the most powerful weapons tho lol
Edit: Fixed some stuffs To be fair, Holy hand grenades and bible uses the power of god/holy power but holy hand grenade is a literal grenade with gun powder but it is also blessed with holy power. Holy hand grenade is also a sacred relic.
0:28 makes sense since is a Minecraft stick and don't deal extra damage (or in this case "a lot of damage") however if was a debug stick it would have infinite power
0:11 pretty sure the reason Twilight does 48 dmg is that it accounts for the dmg done in lobotomy corp (12 each of all types of dmg, red, white, black and pale, adding up to the 48 dmg shown) While the rock for the most part drains the hp of the holder (altho gives more max hp too) so it makes sense that it would be able to deal 80 damage Just tryna be a nerd here lol
WHO WINS - Second strongest E.G.O weapon, taken directly from the greatest beast from the dark forest, capable of killing anything in mere seconds -rock
Not really, the way I see it. he used his own blood, bone, and flesh to create a Minion. Meaning that killing one literally means potentially taking chunks of his organs away
0:17 its because weegee is a invasive god and klevprime is a soul and weegee can LITERALLY set your hp to 1 to end you and klevprime just knocks u off edge or combos u lol ( edit ) yay more explaining!!! 0:34 minos dummy is a miniboss and man of nature is a boss minos dummy is a prime soul like klev ( klev isnt a mini boss tho ) minos dummy has a limited amount of summoning minions ( kami dummy combat soldier combat dummy and weapon dummys ) Man of nature doesn’t have a limit to spawn minions ( until you kill him ) also man of nature technically has better teaching skills then any boss because well combat dummys have 0 skill and man of nature taught the little furries to dodge stunlock and tank stuff. ( edit again rahhh ) 0:17 forgot to say klev is the strongest allusioner and weegee is obviously way above allusioners and asylumers
i read all of it and yeah that make sense but in this video is also show logic that doesnt make sense like common sense not too deep like why its like just a silly video
ill try to reason *some* of them 0:00 yeah this makes no sense 0:05 it could be rigged by the devs 0:11 also makes no reason 0:17 im on a losing streak most make no sense 0:21 could be enginnered to a better version 0:26 its a sharp stick 0:30 yeah this makes no sense whatsoever 0:34 this makes no sense 0:39 no sense 0:46 depends on the force 0:51 thats literally a grenade infused with god himself and there ya have it! but hey, thats just a theory. A GAME THEORY!!!
0:17 thats weegee it was created because luigi look weird in "mario's missing" (a game) someone remade it in their art style and named it weegee it became reason for use in tons of ytps never call it walmart luigi again (please)
0:37 thats Filibuster Obstructa, not God of Destruction. Well he technically is, you just gotta wait 40 seconds for his seemingly innocent orb to consume like 10 different planets
going to be a bit of a nerd but: 0:18 this is because weegee made a deal with the beta devs for power while klev was sealed away and not given power, he had to acquire it himself. 0:28 its a minecraft stick so it has basic punch damage, compared to the normal stick which is stabbing people in the stomach
@reactandgamerboos5171 i promise i've done research in private servers, yes, both da capo and smile start out as first trumpets, but i never recall seeing a third trumpet da capo loll
1. Noone uses skateboards anymore so the producers nerfrd them to be like that. 2. Port put uranium into that plushie. 3. BOULDERS DEF'N' HEAVY, R THEY? 4. Kleviornoto created allusions, another randomizer. The items in allusions deal less damage but have more complex moveset, so it's perfectly representing the nature of *ALLUSIONS*. 5. Engineer made roombas. 6. The sparkles represent sort of enchantment, maybe damage V. 7. JPX turned him into a ghost so he gets nerfed for absolutely no reason🤣 8. The range of filibuster obstructa is far more superior than a bobm's one, so it is fair enough. 9. No idea. 10. It is built by *my lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke.* 11. *Grenade*s.
air could be logical, so for example, skateboard aims for a more hardened part, so you will have more durablity, but air goes for a arm, so waht would i expect here is that Air: Different strength, roblox characters may have different strength Skateboard: Predictable + Weaker hits (they may not know how to punch)
0:28 a stick that can send people miles away with 10 dmg vs a normal stick with low range and doesnt launch people away with 33 dmg balanced and u think its not balanced 0:38 "a 'nuke''" 0:43 a haunted sword that really absorbs the enemy head and turn them into health and damage btw reminder if u dont know tf2 0:49 A ROCK ARE U BLIND CANT U SEE THE PICTURE U PUT ON THE VIDEO
To be fair, Takeo is a trained man, with the power of nature who can controll all animals, You can see in all of his original videos that he is pretty strong,
True but in the video he just used his Friend (Animals) to help him defeat the Villain also he did almost nothing in the video he just summon Animal Ninja with power of nature
Note:Everything here based on the wiki/fandom of Item asylum Second Note:My spelling suck also goes with grammar welp anyways if I'm any wrong reply here so I could fix the problem in the next video Third Note: Song name ASGORE
The holy grenade is a reference in one of those old flash games
I dont remember the game name but the holy grenade was one of the most powerful weapons in the game
Infact the ia version is waaay weaker and smaller blast radius compared to the original game
in this time (0:20 seconds) its correctly called "A ninja pig that trains every day and has great strength"
@@LetsGet_OOFIN2 Wait? It's grammatically correct
@@ThankSD60 that part in the actual video isnt grammatically correct, and his is the actual grammatically correct one in this situation
@@Theprotagonistichair The Holy Hand Grenade is basically based on the Holy Hand Grenade from the Worms series btw, you're correct that it's one of the most powerful weapons tho lol
Edit: Fixed some stuffs
To be fair, Holy hand grenades and bible uses the power of god/holy power but holy hand grenade is a literal grenade with gun powder but it is also blessed with holy power. Holy hand grenade is also a sacred relic.
I know were is the real slungus...
0:28 Enchanted lore 🗣️🗣️
0:28 both good either way
I love my sticks
@@Stopbullingmeuh what
0:49 but it's literlly a football rock
It’s a stone Luigi, you didn’t make it.
@@mitchellginn7730ITS EVEN OFFICIAL SIZE
@@bluhaceanosBut not official weight
@@BasicallyYDGYAH!
HE EVEN CHISELED IT
Dare you Disrespect power of Air.
Dawg air so OP!!!111 Why would some disrespect it!!!111😢😢😢🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥
And a Boulder
Bro is not avatar😭
*unairs your breathe*
💀🔥💀
ruin my streak and I'll bobm the orphanage to recover it.
-An average Item Asylumer, calmy and with a lot of respect
0:38 i think its important to know originally they did the same amount of damage but then it got nerfed due to how op it was
It did thousands but then was nerfed :(
Filibuster was to over powerfull
0:28 makes sense since is a Minecraft stick and don't deal extra damage (or in this case "a lot of damage")
however if was a debug stick it would have infinite power
A literal bathtub from misery: 25 damage
A sink: 80 damage
eyelander has cursed soul in it.
makes sense
0:44 *o hahahahah, they gonna have to glue you back together in HELL.*
Me’ Sword Is Enchanted With Lov’ Lad.
0:33 Man Of Nature used to have 1500 hp during the old versions of item asylum
0:11 pretty sure the reason Twilight does 48 dmg is that it accounts for the dmg done in lobotomy corp (12 each of all types of dmg, red, white, black and pale, adding up to the 48 dmg shown) While the rock for the most part drains the hp of the holder (altho gives more max hp too) so it makes sense that it would be able to deal 80 damage
Just tryna be a nerd here lol
🤓🤓🤓🤓
0:28 to be fair, the damage for the big stick doesnt matter unless its on a map where it just doesnt work
Every boss: very strong
Clayman: I survive nuclear power.
WHO WINS
- Second strongest E.G.O weapon, taken directly from the greatest beast from the dark forest, capable of killing anything in mere seconds
-rock
0:15 tbf though, when you kill an infected minion, weegee gets so heartbroken he takes 25 damage so
Bros ego is so fragile a feather can break it
Not really, the way I see it. he used his own blood, bone, and flesh to create a Minion. Meaning that killing one literally means potentially taking chunks of his organs away
it not Walmart Luigi, it’s the classic Weegee meme.
@@ezkillah8 aint no way you said that on a fucking JOKE video with JOKE comments
0:17 its because weegee is a invasive god and klevprime is a soul and weegee can LITERALLY set your hp to 1 to end you and klevprime just knocks u off edge or combos u lol
( edit ) yay more explaining!!!
0:34 minos dummy is a miniboss and man of nature is a boss
minos dummy is a prime soul like klev ( klev isnt a mini boss tho ) minos dummy has a limited amount of summoning minions ( kami dummy combat soldier combat dummy and weapon dummys )
Man of nature doesn’t have a limit to spawn minions ( until you kill him ) also man of nature technically has better teaching skills then any boss because well combat dummys have 0 skill and man of nature taught the little furries to dodge stunlock and tank stuff.
( edit again rahhh )
0:17 forgot to say klev is the strongest allusioner and weegee is obviously way above allusioners and asylumers
try not to say “ I AINT READING ALLAT!” challenge
i read all of it and yeah that make sense but in this video is also show logic that doesnt make sense like common sense not too deep like why its like just a silly video
@@ThankSD60 asylumers get bored easily and im a asylumer i got bored and decided to explain it
NOT READING ALLAT
Wow that’s a lot of words
Too bad I’m not reading them
ill try to reason *some* of them
0:00 yeah this makes no sense
0:05 it could be rigged by the devs
0:11 also makes no reason
0:17 im on a losing streak most make no sense
0:21 could be enginnered to a better version
0:26 its a sharp stick
0:30 yeah this makes no sense whatsoever
0:34 this makes no sense
0:39 no sense
0:46 depends on the force
0:51 thats literally a grenade infused with god himself
and there ya have it! but hey, thats just a theory. A GAME THEORY!!!
0:33 thats the man of nature the man of NATURE.
0:25 it’s just enchanted with knockback X
Happy to see you famous beo
Song name:Asgore
"Its a stone Luigi! You didnt make it!"
"its a football, i chiseled it"
weegee took over the whole of youtube once, do NOT diss him.
To be fair kev prime spam "you can't escape" and mostly you don't even has chance to melee him when he got to phase 2
Ey we back
you cant even melee weegee at all and he always spams Die
You cant melee weegee at all either tho?
have you ever heard of walking in a circle around him
@@boowompwompwompkilling the Minions deals damage to him
a literall bridge:259 damage
jeff ball:500 damage
Jeff ball? Do you mean Moon and yes it makes sense SINCE IT'S THE SIZE OF MOST MAPS AND EVEN BIGGER THAN SOME
Item Asylum, that game where is very normal what a a stick can do more damage than a chainsaw
a nuke that can send the server to heaven: 1k
bobm but bigger: 2.5k(it didn't work anymore for some reason)
This is referring to the button (excluding the 25 fire damage) and the broken Tsar Bobm respectively
It's litterally the tsar bomba of course it's gonna do more damage since the tsar bomba/bobm was the largest detonated nuke In real life
Tsar bobm got fixed :YIPPIE:
0:17
thats weegee
it was created because luigi look weird in "mario's missing" (a game)
someone remade it in their art style and named it weegee
it became reason for use in tons of ytps
never call it walmart luigi again (please)
And he’s really strong in the culture he’s used in
As they stated, it’s a party game. Meaning I could have a gun that takes 5 billion years to recharge but just nukes everyone
At that point, just make the item single-used
The fact that the Weegee image in this is from FNF
0:37 thats Filibuster Obstructa, not God of Destruction. Well he technically is, you just gotta wait 40 seconds for his seemingly innocent orb to consume like 10 different planets
* twilight fills the room
*knoing this is the end of your journey
*FILLS YOU WITH DETERMINATION
yes im undertale fan
@@ThankSD60Twilight should make the skybox dark, also I agree the twilight has the highest dps of any weapon in lobcorp
To be fair,in tf2 lore,the eye lander is a sentient sword imbued with the souls of the dead
And it does the same damage as the skull
going to be a bit of a nerd but:
0:18 this is because weegee made a deal with the beta devs for power while klev was sealed away and not given power, he had to acquire it himself.
0:28 its a minecraft stick so it has basic punch damage, compared to the normal stick which is stabbing people in the stomach
0:40 the bobm is stronger because it was developed with help from rn-jesus
Wait... cursed logic exists in Item Asylum?
0:08
Honestly makes sense, they put reinforced titanium in the plush
Why doea it makes Squisy sound when you hit a player then?
@@certifiedyapperandrapper Simple, it's their insides being squashed under pure pressure
@@certifiedyapperandrapperits a speaker
0:07 it makes sense that it is what it is based on its original game, also An EGO*
0:44
A NEARLY BROKEN SWORD?
nah bro you dont know tf2?
@@el_weon_de_baller I do (from Walmart parking lot)
how much hp is 10HourBurstMan (36000SecondBurstGuy)?
I nee the hp for one of ‘em
The holy grenade throws white lightning wich (i guess) is stronger than the bible's yellow lightning
da capo is killestreak (yes 20 damage but in movement 4 the 10 dmg aura that repats each second wont be a joke anymore)
You see, the reason air does more damage than a hardened skateboard is because you not hitting them with air, your pulling the air out of them.
HUH!???!?
A blowable noodle, litteary judt carrot fish made (13.37dmg vs 25 dmg), big tree, a normal axe (150dmg vs 250dmg)
0:05 Da Capo can actually be upgraded to a Second Trumpet, with up to 115 DAMAGE. (115 damage is in the Finale)
@reactandgamerboos5171 Smile can be upgraded into 1st trumpet, but with enough damage can be upgraded to an actually OP Third Trumpet smile.
@reactandgamerboos5171 i promise i've done research in private servers, yes, both da capo and smile start out as first trumpets, but i never recall seeing a third trumpet da capo loll
@reactandgamerboos5171 Up to 115 damage, including the Finale, actually
Small pebble def gotta get one in part 3
sure
Nazrin pfp
let's be real, wand sacrificed damage just for ridiculous knockback
0:31
You should know that a man with the power of nature can bring you to the end of your luck
0:28 one is made to knock enemies away,the other is made for normal combat
Ok, IA don't have logic
0:18 Klevprime is basically just a Walmart Sisyphus Prime
@Idkwhattoputher-u70 fax
Guys do you wanted Grammatically Correct version?
0:38 bobm the what?
im in your walls lil bro
i mean what would hurt more?
being slashed by Mimicry
or being killed by the indomitable human spirit?
You will be eaten alive if you get killed by mimicry
well ofc any item with developer related be more stronger
0:30 what about Combat King?
bro it said one of the strongest not THE strongest
To be fair, its a whole ass boulder
I don't know why, but "Bobm" is just such a funny word to me
Tbh air is okay since it depends how much force you put if it even reflects on air then wow its a powerful punch
An earthquake:75 damage an astroid: 105 damage
he’s not just an old man. he is the man of nature.
Luigi is god.
He created the universe with nothing but 2 grapes
I mean the eyelander kinda has a cursed soul inside it gifted to a alcoholic demolition man so id say it probably never breaks
1. Noone uses skateboards anymore so the producers nerfrd them to be like that.
2. Port put uranium into that plushie.
3. BOULDERS DEF'N' HEAVY, R THEY?
4. Kleviornoto created allusions, another randomizer. The items in allusions deal less damage but have more complex moveset, so it's perfectly representing the nature of *ALLUSIONS*.
5. Engineer made roombas.
6. The sparkles represent sort of enchantment, maybe damage V.
7. JPX turned him into a ghost so he gets nerfed for absolutely no reason🤣
8. The range of filibuster obstructa is far more superior than a bobm's one, so it is fair enough.
9. No idea.
10. It is built by *my lawyer has advised me not to finish this joke.*
11. *Grenade*s.
yeah, wand has knockback MM and the stick has damage XXXII
it’s a part of item asylum, cuz nothing make sense like it name
True because Item go to Asylum 💀
0:48 thats a literal rock of course it'll hurt more than a cane
did bro call eyelander "a nearly broken sword" 😭 he really don't know the team fortress pain of a demoknights opponent
Isn’t Weegee like giant? 0:19
I hate how that ninja master guy has more hp than Minos Prime 😭
0:37 why would you use that IA meme 😭
0:33 it actually makes sense cause he is the man of nature
0:13 Its a frickin rock whatcha expect
Reason why Weegee is stronger could be because he's one of those silly "Joke" characters...
The Holy Hand Grenade is about 15.777% nore blessed, and the football is made of the stone
Everything else I can't make excuses for
The pig ninja vs the vacuum cleaner with gun, gun > physical force
@@Ilikeajaw That one was talking about hp not dmg
@@hoppa7326 gun is stronger in material than hand, still unsure?
@@Ilikeajaw the gun isn’t the only part of the roomba tho
@@hoppa7326 also vacuum cleaner has more durable material than pig flesh
0:18 thats not Luigi thats Weege a meme from 2009 and at the meme culture hes a god
air could be logical, so for example, skateboard aims for a more hardened part, so you will have more durablity, but air goes for a arm, so waht would i expect here is that
Air: Different strength, roblox characters may have different strength
Skateboard: Predictable + Weaker hits (they may not know how to punch)
Knuckle samwich
Vs
Sugarcoat.
Look the old man has kung fu skills and minions protecting him
"That's mama luigi to you mario"
(What I said when I saw weegee)
OBEY weeegeee, DESTROY MARIOOOO
0:39 look at what the a bobm guy says lol
more slander fr🗣️🔥
ok
That is WEGEE destroyer of realities
0:42 WE GOING DEMOKNIGHT ON THIS ONE🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
When has item asylum ever make sense?
thats not a normal luigi... he likes toasters
"A Prime soul that EAGER to destroy the JPX"
Sisyphus Prime?
00:33 be for real now
0:28 a stick that can send people miles away with 10 dmg vs a normal stick with low range and doesnt launch people away with 33 dmg balanced and u think its not balanced 0:38 "a 'nuke''"
0:43 a haunted sword that really absorbs the enemy head and turn them into health and damage btw reminder if u dont know tf2 0:49 A ROCK ARE U BLIND CANT U SEE THE PICTURE U PUT ON THE VIDEO
0:49 its because the football is made of stone
Air is just your fist
0:18 literally a old man that has many animal ninjas vs a dice
Holy hand granede uses power of godly gunpowder
To be fair, Takeo is a trained man, with the power of nature who can controll all animals, You can see in all of his original videos that he is pretty strong,
True but in the video he just used his Friend (Animals) to help him defeat the Villain also he did almost nothing in the video he just summon Animal Ninja with power of nature
that music makes me have ww2 flashbacks
0:38 I mean it’s a nuke what do you expect
Why do most of these make sense
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