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  • @LetsGetRollingYT
    @LetsGetRollingYT ปีที่แล้ว +171

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  • @canyouwriteanythinghere
    @canyouwriteanythinghere ปีที่แล้ว +6872

    The funniest thing is, when the ambassadors were leaving, one of them said something like "That's why we never try to reason with you humans, you're so uncivilized."

    • @TheManofthecross
      @TheManofthecross ปีที่แล้ว +641

      The imperium was not ready for that so to say that they are uncivilized is a insult that’s not needed I think but still.

    • @MrHeuvaladao
      @MrHeuvaladao ปีที่แล้ว +153

      Ouch

    • @jart1984
      @jart1984 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      a burn hotter than a meltagun wound

    • @nunocampea2395
      @nunocampea2395 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      i can only imagine him with a tophat andsipping his tea while saying that

    • @iamablacksabbathsong9765
      @iamablacksabbathsong9765 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      This is either says how civilized the ork have become or the imperium has really gone the shitter and become that uncivilized (i believe the second reason)

  • @krzysztofdragan4527
    @krzysztofdragan4527 ปีที่แล้ว +11231

    Right, when orks start sending diplomats that request an immediate surrender, i will surrender. Im not risking a fight with orks smart enough for diplomacy

    • @akiraguy
      @akiraguy ปีที่แล้ว +1222

      Tbf, the high lord's of terra were in favor of surrender. But the lord commander of the imperium and the lord of assassin's guild refuse.

    • @Daniel-wy2kx
      @Daniel-wy2kx ปีที่แล้ว +452

      @@akiraguy pretty based of them

    • @SetuwoKecik
      @SetuwoKecik ปีที่แล้ว +206

      ​@@Daniel-wy2kx but based on what?

    • @anxietyofmandella9601
      @anxietyofmandella9601 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Smart man

    • @BBYG-ig9ix
      @BBYG-ig9ix ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Daniel-wy2kx
      Ah yes and the day after that,the imperium loose billions of death because of a damn trap of the orks

  • @uchihamadara531
    @uchihamadara531 ปีที่แล้ว +4238

    Everyone gangster until ork start politics

    • @scorchercast8366
      @scorchercast8366 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      God damn it, they’ve been writing in red again

    • @MrOiram46
      @MrOiram46 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      All fun and games until orks return to *KRORK*

    • @Verxx-sc2tl
      @Verxx-sc2tl ปีที่แล้ว +39

      POLITIKZ

    • @cb2291
      @cb2291 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @wicked1-666
      @wicked1-666 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@MrOiram46 Ō_Ō

  • @molybdaen11
    @molybdaen11 ปีที่แล้ว +6019

    They should have challenged the orcs to a blood ball championship.
    Peace for eternity...

    • @Funniblockman
      @Funniblockman ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The orks are football fans-Bricky

    • @ivanivan744
      @ivanivan744 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      *COME ON AND SLAM INTENSIFIES*

    • @slent5346
      @slent5346 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      True but imagine a T'au Blood Ball team

    • @scripted_valor
      @scripted_valor ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ah but in the grim dark future the is only waaaagh

    • @Predator20357
      @Predator20357 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@slent5346 it’ll basically be “Throw as far as possible and have your tallest man grab the ball and score goals” much like my Highschool football team

  • @HittingBandy
    @HittingBandy ปีที่แล้ว +4588

    Honestly, the most insane thing here is not the fact that it took Vulkan to finally take down the Beast or anything else, but it was the fact that they spoke in perfect gothic. That's like saying a Hippo strolled up to you and asked you in perfect English where the restaurant is.

    • @maltheri9833
      @maltheri9833 ปีที่แล้ว +330

      More like walked up and demanded you and the rest of humanity's immediate surrender

    • @gamerplays5131
      @gamerplays5131 ปีที่แล้ว +450

      ​@@maltheri9833 Nah that's too in line with a hippo's personality

    • @Mastercio
      @Mastercio ปีที่แล้ว +89

      If i remember correctly even Vulkan had problem with the Beast as he was stronger. Now imagine power of the Krorks :P

    • @battenburg6089
      @battenburg6089 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      it's not surprising that xenos can speak high gothic. I remember in another story a female Tau soldier also spoke it with a Mcraggian accent, using it as an attempt at being spared. She was crushed under a boot.

    • @Mastercio
      @Mastercio ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@battenburg6089 Ghaz also know and use fluent High gothic

  • @GucciManecubus
    @GucciManecubus ปีที่แล้ว +1855

    They came to the High Lord's of Terra saying calmly in unison.... "I'm a diplomat, I'm a diplomat, I'm a diplomat"

    • @nathanmartinez4718
      @nathanmartinez4718 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      I'm a tank, I'm a tank, I'm a tank

    • @tuachixiong5232
      @tuachixiong5232 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      A High Lord of Holy Terra: "Well f**k."

    • @dirtygrin9129
      @dirtygrin9129 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      THANK YOU! The smartest piece of wit I've seen on youtube in a long time.

    • @GucciManecubus
      @GucciManecubus ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@dirtygrin9129 "I'm a genius, I'm a genius, I'm a genius"

    • @dirtygrin9129
      @dirtygrin9129 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@GucciManecubus lawl!

  • @vinzvendivil1049
    @vinzvendivil1049 ปีที่แล้ว +2300

    Orks[sends diplomats to surrender terra]
    The Imperium: ILL FUKIN FIGHT YOU WITH EVERY SINGLE INCH OF THIS FUCKING PLANET, GUARDS MEN GET YOUR ASS BQCK HERE BOI

    • @giacomoromano8842
      @giacomoromano8842 ปีที่แล้ว

      That was basically the solution, only dumber. The ecclesiarch screamed "HOLY CRUSADE" and basically half the planet armed itself and went with every ship at hand to attack the moon and not even the orks could beat back the uncountable billions of half starved fanatics charging them.

    • @dzvinet9559
      @dzvinet9559 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Ork bios : you are legends am just following orders everyone wants to fight 😃

    • @furanduron4926
      @furanduron4926 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Orks: Our leader will be happy to hear.

    • @_Pickle-
      @_Pickle- ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cmon 699

    • @KineticVT
      @KineticVT ปีที่แล้ว +34

      The sad truth is that the actual response from the Imperium was panicked blustering. They made themselves look like fools and the ork ambassadors looked more intelligent and dignified by comparison

  • @NoNameTaken117
    @NoNameTaken117 ปีที่แล้ว +1630

    When the smarter orks have better diplomacy than the imperium, you know you guys are pretty messed up

    • @1deathupondawn1
      @1deathupondawn1 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ohh you think they were gonna be nice if earth surrendered. lol When they arrived they declared themselves the end of humanity. also Orks like to eat their slaves.

    • @NoNameTaken117
      @NoNameTaken117 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@1deathupondawn1 Yea so does the imperium, only the orkz however don't start shooting immediately unlike the imperium that shoots if they see anything non human.

    • @halorecon95
      @halorecon95 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ​@@NoNameTaken117 That's just a meme though. The Imperium regularly works together with the Aeldari, sometimes with Tau and even with the Necrons.

    • @NoNameTaken117
      @NoNameTaken117 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@halorecon95 Only if the situation is dire, like say tyrranids, chaos, or orkz

    • @mdokuch96
      @mdokuch96 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@NoNameTaken117 let's beging with the fact that there are no non-human factions to have reasonable diplomacy with. You are offering to negotiate with whom?

  • @alexsmith7313
    @alexsmith7313 ปีที่แล้ว +762

    I’ve always loved the idea that if enough Orks got together under a Warboss that the Warboss would evolve back into a Krork. Probably would need literally all Orks in the entire galaxy together to put GorkaMorka back together but one Boss becoming a “Kross” doesn’t seem infeasible for the psychic mushrooms.

    • @julbot1
      @julbot1 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Ghazghkull is on his way to that. His waaagh keeps growing and so does he.

    • @ezachleewright2309
      @ezachleewright2309 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      What is GorkaMorka??

    • @TheTacCom
      @TheTacCom ปีที่แล้ว +46

      ​​@@ezachleewright2309 The twin Ork gods gork and Mork as a single entity

    • @nebojsalukic866
      @nebojsalukic866 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      ​@@ezachleewright2309 one is cunningly brutal and the other is brutally cunning

    • @nikpapado9785
      @nikpapado9785 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@nebojsalukic866 Mate I think it's the other way around.

  • @jacobgracia8603
    @jacobgracia8603 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    Narrator voice: it turns out the end was not at hand

    • @icewallowpiss7569
      @icewallowpiss7569 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      someone doesnt have a functioning pancreas

    • @suracha8130
      @suracha8130 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@icewallowpiss7569 that is simultaneously the best and most out-of-place thing I've ever read

    • @An_Cummanach
      @An_Cummanach ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Idk... something about having to bring in a primarch to kill an ork does kinda indicate that shit was going bad.

    • @operationd--msday
      @operationd--msday ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@suracha8130 I was recently at a party where a man on various substances told me all about how his pancreas doesn't work, just to add to this weird chain.

    • @jacobgracia8603
      @jacobgracia8603 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@operationd--msday wait his whole ass pancreas just didn't work? Poor feller

  • @ethane1149
    @ethane1149 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    War of the Beast got so hectic it led to the Iron Warriors forming an alliance with the Imperial Fists.

    • @tuachixiong5232
      @tuachixiong5232 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Impossible.

    • @PikachuLittle
      @PikachuLittle ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It also included the Iron Warriors seeing the Ork plan for humanity and being actually disgusted by it. When you can make an Iron Warrior say “dude, that’s messed up” you know you’re doing something wrong and/or right

    • @main1033
      @main1033 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @@PikachuLittle Hmm. The Iron Warriors would be the only chaos warband that would actually make a sane decision like that.

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@PikachuLittle
      what on earth could be worse than daemonculaba.

    • @Mechagodzilla128
      @Mechagodzilla128 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@KossolaxtheForesworn May I introduce you to the multitude of horrors manufactured by the dark eldar?

  • @TechNinjaSigma
    @TechNinjaSigma ปีที่แล้ว +71

    "The War of The Beast was weird"
    - Lord Adornable

  • @kamidesu6414
    @kamidesu6414 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    So there are still some krorks left!

    • @highfivedog2336
      @highfivedog2336 ปีที่แล้ว +219

      Fun thing, the orks are one of the only races to be able to regain what was lost, as Ghazgul is well on his way to re-evolving into a krork.

    • @Mygp0
      @Mygp0 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Actually, The Beast was only demi-krork, and still he managed to stalemate duel with Primarch Vulcan, which tells a lot about power of the actual ones

    • @yaelz6043
      @yaelz6043 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      "Left" might not be the right word. They DID all regress, it's just that they got back to that level.

    • @petrpinc7695
      @petrpinc7695 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Pokemon Grandmaster Trazyn the Infinite has one Krork displayed in his carefully curated collection.

    • @crimsonitacilunarnebula
      @crimsonitacilunarnebula ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@Mygp0 can dark age tech match krok tefh

  • @simoncangguajila7743
    @simoncangguajila7743 ปีที่แล้ว +366

    DAOT Humanity: Sign this non-aggression pact or we will erase your kind towards extinction
    Orks: Ok plz don't kill us 🥹
    **Millennium later**
    Orks: *Well, well, well. How the turntables*

    • @ElectricalExistence
      @ElectricalExistence ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Existence*

    • @ralphpangallo5960
      @ralphpangallo5960 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      That never happened in the lore. All sources about orks during the DOAT mention them never appearing in big enough numbers to matter to humanity. Likely because the eldar had been working to keep them contained till their empire imploded.

    • @the_kimchi_kommandant2603
      @the_kimchi_kommandant2603 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@ralphpangallo5960 DAOT Humanity would have annihilated any Ork who dared to fight against them.

    • @Marcusianery
      @Marcusianery ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@the_kimchi_kommandant2603 DAOT Means?

    • @invocalyptic8796
      @invocalyptic8796 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      ​@@Marcusianery Dark Age of Technology

  • @callumbreton8930
    @callumbreton8930 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    The Imperium truly lucked out that they hadn't evolved back into Krorks

    • @keikei2942
      @keikei2942 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait were The Beasts not Krorks?

    • @mill2712
      @mill2712 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      ​@@keikei2942
      He was more like a proto-krork. He was bigger than any ork at the time but he's quite weaker than a proper krork.

    • @keikei2942
      @keikei2942 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mill2712 Do we ever get to see a proper Krork in the story?

    • @ralphpangallo5960
      @ralphpangallo5960 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@keikei2942 The only Krork we have ever seen is in Trazyns vault. We know the beast isn't a krork because he is several meters smaller then the description they gave to Trazyns krork. The beast was just an ork that had spent an unknown number of time winning and gathering waaagh energy.

  • @hughmanatee7626
    @hughmanatee7626 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    It's all heresy and crusades until the Orks start talking perfect Gothic.

  • @brovusmarillian3303
    @brovusmarillian3303 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    It's Scarier when a Known enemy with the English of a broken toddler, speaks perfect English in front of you and lets you know what's about to happen.

  • @charlesman8722
    @charlesman8722 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Krork: We bring the end of Humanity!
    Vulkan: And I took it personally.

  • @sugarloaf7814
    @sugarloaf7814 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Tau: “You do what?!”

    • @MorganSeveret
      @MorganSeveret ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Literally:
      "Surrender,for the greater good... ours."😉

    • @The-Great-Penguin
      @The-Great-Penguin 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "We'z talked to dem."

  • @joshuasmyth3115
    @joshuasmyth3115 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Imagine being a high lord and a wierdly tall Ork wearing a nicely tailored suit and his nicest Dakka walks into your office and hands you a surrender treaty.
    I'd be fucking flabbergasted.

    • @GlitchedRed
      @GlitchedRed 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "I rubbed extra polish on this. If this impresses yeh, wait til Oi show you my choppa."

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    The funniest thing about the Beast, is that he was the least bestial of all orks

  • @nikik5567
    @nikik5567 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    The imperium caught a rare glimpse at what the orks once were and it terrified them.

    • @your-username-here2308
      @your-username-here2308 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      How ? Just talking Xenos. Nothing special.

    • @nikik5567
      @nikik5567 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@your-username-here2308 no. No no no no no no. It’s not “just talking xenos”. It’s talking *ORKS.* Despite what the memes online will tell u, the imperium understands the differences between xenos races. They know the orks don’t do peace talks, they don’t do negotiation. That level of higher civilized thinking is beyond them. So when one starts utilizing these things, they understand the significance of such a thing. That these orks had evolved seemingly overnight to be more advanced than any previously fought.

  • @blinkingred
    @blinkingred ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I find it shocking the orks would negotiate themselves out of a good fight

    • @seekingabsolution1907
      @seekingabsolution1907 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      They had something else they wanted. Perhaps the Beast foresaw the growth of Chaos or the arrival of the Tyranids and knew the imperium would be an impediment to destroying those threats. After all, even the Orks do not want the galaxy wiped clean of all life.

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer ปีที่แล้ว +19

      If these guys were reaching Krork level, I can see them not wanting to waste time on what they probably saw as a garunteed win.

    • @Hello-lf1xs
      @Hello-lf1xs ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Maybe they didn’t see the Imperium as a ‘good fight’ at that point

    • @beatzdyer
      @beatzdyer ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Hello-lf1xs I dunno, Terra is one of the most well defended planets in the Imperium.... or maybe that happened AFTER big E got put on the chair.

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Gazkhull had to do the same thing with his boys. Their was a book talking about his past from the perspective of his Grot Banner Waver Makari. Gaz had a vision that the Gods would provide a way off the planet and told them they had to wait, the Orks hated this idea of sitting around and doing nothing which is where Gazkhull used a tactic he just made up called “the beating of the minds” where he used an Orks competitive nature to make them calm down and not kill anything. Told them how any true Ork wouldn’t want to give up and a True Ork can beat anything. So if their tough as they all say they are then they can beat nothing and to prove it Gaz would stand on the balcony overlooking the City, refusing to move until an answer from the Gods presented itself. All the Orks said variations of “if Gazkhull can do it than I can do it! I’ll beat Nothing better than everyone else!”

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion ปีที่แล้ว +11

    " GO BACK! I WANT TO BE KRORK! " - The Beast

  • @Kj16V
    @Kj16V ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Krork armour looks absolutely badass

    • @cjd2889
      @cjd2889 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It kinda looks like if a Mech Boi tried to copy space marine power armor.

    • @Kj16V
      @Kj16V ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@cjd2889 ... And used a ruler!😆

    • @cjd2889
      @cjd2889 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Kj16V Theory: The Emperor saw a vision of the Krorks fighting the war in heaven and was like, "Ooh write that down! Write that down!" And this we have Astartes.

    • @passeddown9979
      @passeddown9979 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It reminds me of a Zaku 2

    • @afrightenedsloth
      @afrightenedsloth ปีที่แล้ว

      @@passeddown9979 Just what I was thinking

  • @shinmalphur2734
    @shinmalphur2734 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You know it’s the end times when the ORKS try *diplomacy*

  • @snek616
    @snek616 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Straight up started to evolve back into their higher forms

  • @H_Eli
    @H_Eli ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Imperium: you ain't orky 'nough

    • @midorian12491
      @midorian12491 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @NuclearAcorn
      @NuclearAcorn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "Except dat Yarrick. Where iz he? Wot...?"

  • @doorhinge2039
    @doorhinge2039 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Orks have the power to literally manifest things into reality but just don't realize it. So that means smarter orks would be the strongest faction in the 40k universe.

    • @Kathrynerius
      @Kathrynerius ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Imagine self-aware krorks.

    • @henryviiifake8244
      @henryviiifake8244 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Which is why the Necrons have weapons that (effectively) erase things from existence! 💀
      (Probably why it also took the Eldar + Krorks + Old Ones to get the Necrons to chill out for a few million years 🤣)

    • @GamerGrovyle
      @GamerGrovyle ปีที่แล้ว +43

      No. Smarter Orks would know that their vehicles missing crucial parts like engines and fuel would not run.
      While current Orks are too dumb to see the issue.
      Smarter Orks would have a lot less use of their ability because they don't just manifest things through psychic magic, they warp reality through a collective belief that this is how things are.
      The thing about that is that it requires you actually, truly and honestly believe it to be irrefutable fact.
      I could not make people believe my car built from scrap would run but for Orks it's car-shaped so of course it'll run.

    • @brandonvallier4214
      @brandonvallier4214 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@GamerGrovyle I think this ability would just be used in a different direction. If they were intelligent enough to obviously see the flaws and fix them. They would just twist how this power works. Their confidence as a race and warriors would be even higher fueled by intelligence. Their inventors aswell could easily create even better tech through belief it's possible. I think the biggest danger would be them truly understanding the reality altering nature of their hive mind and learn to focus it on mass on purpose towards goals. As it stands now its more of an instinctual thing that happens and I doubt orcs are truly aware of what happened to them during a waagh.
      If they understood and focused this ability I doubt anything would be unachievable. The idea of the orc race realizing that they could achieve anything through true belief alone would be terrifying.

    • @Guciom
      @Guciom ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No they don't. People overblow what the Waagh can actually do. The Orks can't make shit happen just because they believe in it.

  • @autarchprinceps
    @autarchprinceps ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Those pictures of Orks in actually good armor and gear, show you just how frightening Krorks must have been.

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Krorks make Orks look like toddlers

  • @iancraze6189
    @iancraze6189 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    orks aims giant planet destroying laser at terra
    the imperium: Here we go again..i bet they're going to raise the tithes for it
    orks sends in diplomats speaking fluent gothic listing demands and terms of surrender.
    the imperium : We're all gonna die!!

  • @camerapasteurize7215
    @camerapasteurize7215 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    When the Waaagh is bloody enough to create proto-Krorks, you know it's a bad situation.

  • @nightlord102
    @nightlord102 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    The Orks Did What Abaddon Could'nt Do....Kill An Entire First Founding Chapter.

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      ...I mean, unless "almost" means "completely" where you're from, not really.

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@orbitalbutt6757 wasn't there literally only 1 left?

    • @GreaterGrievobeast55
      @GreaterGrievobeast55 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nimmha6708 and then a bunch of beast orks ganged up on the last one later on I think

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GreaterGrievobeast55 No, wait. I gotta read that now. Didn't he survive?

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@GreaterGrievobeast55 Maybe i'm mixing him up with the assassin from the same book... My fault then. You remember the name of that last standing Imperial Fist?

  • @JoseTorres-ry9qe
    @JoseTorres-ry9qe ปีที่แล้ว +20

    If you thought a Krork was scary wait till you hear the rest of the story

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Orks that show up in heavy armor made for combat in any possible environment.
    " Spayse Muhreenz. "

  • @dangerousdays2052
    @dangerousdays2052 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The more orks there are, the smarter they get. Like the skritt.

  • @marcosvazquez6961
    @marcosvazquez6961 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You know things are bad when Orks speak perfect Gothic

  • @sadaderlangga17
    @sadaderlangga17 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Yeah I'm not picking a fight with an Orkz that are that smart

  • @dsyrdragon3309
    @dsyrdragon3309 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    These sound more like krorks than the funny chaotic Orks we all enjoy

  • @gmanplaysgames256
    @gmanplaysgames256 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    and now Ghaz is nearing this level

  • @peterconroy7375
    @peterconroy7375 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The Ragnarork

  • @Sigsigs
    @Sigsigs ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Don’t need an interpreter,’ the lead ork said. ‘We tell you how to surrender, you surrender. Easy.’
    Imperials: “WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT MUSHROOM SAY?!”

  • @orkface234
    @orkface234 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That period was as close as the Orks have gotten to returning to their days as the Krork.

  • @bread-__-
    @bread-__- ปีที่แล้ว +1

    De boiz been lookin fo a gud scrapin, we bring mor boiz and beasts

  • @wendigowithaninternetconne9594
    @wendigowithaninternetconne9594 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love that the beast was just a single krork. There used to be trillions of beasts and they were nothing in the face of the old war

    • @1deathupondawn1
      @1deathupondawn1 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      There is more than one. The books hint at that. Vulkan kills one but the orks didnt stop. Then they find out theirs another one as well as more hidden running their tribes. Just these two got together and made a shit ton of teleporting moons. Earth had one but there were hundreds. This Waagh was ranged across the sectors and not just earth.

    • @the_kimchi_kommandant2603
      @the_kimchi_kommandant2603 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      The truly terrifying thing is that the Beast wasn't even a Krork, just a very powerful and highly evolved Ork warlord. So during the War in Heaven you would have trillions upon trillions of these insane killing machines with each one being much more powerful than the Beast. The biggest wow factor though is that it took an uncountable number of Krorks, peak Eldar, peak Old Ones, a war against the C'tan plus an Enslaver invasion to get the Necrons to chill out. So imagine how ridiculously overpowered peak Necrons would be.

  • @arcturus960
    @arcturus960 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Krorks>orks

    • @Mastercio
      @Mastercio ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah... Beast wasnt even a full krork and still overpowered Vulkan... WIH WAS WILD.

  • @mrver427
    @mrver427 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Honestly I'm just waiting for 1 krork to re-evolve. That's gonna fuck some shit up

  • @Tone202
    @Tone202 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    the Orcs must not have been that smart

  • @TheGateShallStand
    @TheGateShallStand ปีที่แล้ว +25

    And then the beast fell into a super-generator and then died... but ten more appeared before they all fell into super-generators and they almost split up again but like two trillion people were already dead alongside a primarch so the writer said "ah fuck it the book is done" and stopped writing about it... man, the War of The Beast was weird

    • @MxHQAZTEK
      @MxHQAZTEK ปีที่แล้ว

      Where can I find more about this? Is there a book?

    • @TheGateShallStand
      @TheGateShallStand ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MxHQAZTEK Just look up the war of the beast, you can read about it nearly anywhere

    • @anil2584
      @anil2584 ปีที่แล้ว

      Vulkan lives

  • @justarandomguyfromtheinter1357
    @justarandomguyfromtheinter1357 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Picture this: in his journeys outside of the milkyway the silent king mostly encountered orks and tyranids. So imagine there is an entire galaxy of just a massive ork waaagh of cosmic proportion fighting an equally massive tyranid force. So they just grew stronger and stronger over time and the orks maybe evolved back into something like the krork or even more powerfully (witch would make sense because the krork only evolved into the ork due to there being nothing powerfull enough to require krork level strength and having smaller bodys was advantageous), so like in the octarius war they bost each other in strength and the winner will be strong enough to basically just win 40k. At the end of it the warboss of the waaagh probably is at least on the same level as the emperor, maybe even stronger and as orkz grow as they fight more battle he is probably as big as at least a small titan

    • @joshuajones4508
      @joshuajones4508 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I mean Gork and Mork are currently the strongest entities in the warp even dwarfing the chaos gods and the orks are already winning because they're in the best possible universe for them where there is nothing but war.

    • @poodlescone9700
      @poodlescone9700 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That is a highly plausible theory. And a scary one at that.

    • @raventhc8847
      @raventhc8847 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Shouldn't a full Necron awakening would be able to fight the Krork?

    • @dtly50
      @dtly50 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ​@@raventhc8847Yep the Krork were built to fight necrons at full power. They should be evenly matched.

    • @joshuajones4508
      @joshuajones4508 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@raventhc8847 Necrons would definitely be able to kill the krork wouldn't even take a full awakening

  • @VLFBERHTwolf
    @VLFBERHTwolf หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imperium: "We won't has give up to youse!"
    Prime Orks: *Sipping tea.* "I say old chaps, you are a ninny to fight us."

  • @schandlicher-schubertverif9478
    @schandlicher-schubertverif9478 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Thats no moon, thats a whaaag!"

  • @lordlucius1341
    @lordlucius1341 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Imperium: YOU CANT THREATEN TO EXTERMINATE HUMANITY THATS OUR JOB!

  • @trevordenver9877
    @trevordenver9877 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The scariest thing in the galaxy isnt nids, necrons or chaos....its an intelligent ork

  • @cherifoxoahmed
    @cherifoxoahmed ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Orkz : i speek
    Same ork 2 second later : JOIN ME BROTHERS , FOR THE ORKLANDS FOR OUR LEADER THE PRIMAL ORC

  • @seanturner1197
    @seanturner1197 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The lost primarchs,
    [redacted] and erased are my favourites.

  • @_d--
    @_d-- ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Then Vulkan said hi

  • @chuchupow
    @chuchupow ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Smart orks? Oh great, now we're fucked

  • @bakingsoda8522
    @bakingsoda8522 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Orks are the best

  • @SolarFlareAmerica
    @SolarFlareAmerica ปีที่แล้ว +3

    song?

  • @Mareczekw30
    @Mareczekw30 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Did they encounter 3 orcs, that evolved back to krorks?

    • @fancy_hulk
      @fancy_hulk ปีที่แล้ว +1

      From what I'm reading in other comments, they werent close to evolving back to krorks, but they were indeed evolving again

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@fancy_hulk Demi-krorks

    • @raventhc8847
      @raventhc8847 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably something in-between.
      Krorks are a lot more powerful and smarter.

    • @darthjekyll3648
      @darthjekyll3648 ปีที่แล้ว

      the Ulanor triumph might've led to the beast being created.

  • @erlandiljunior8125
    @erlandiljunior8125 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Shit is serious when orks start speaking perfect gothic

  • @ShineDark
    @ShineDark 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Considering all Orks want to do is good krumpin', what kind of surrender terms would they demand?

  • @11jerans
    @11jerans ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The story in its totality was incredibly dumb and bad, but there were some interesting parts. Like Prime-Orks was stupid, they should have just been Krorks, but honestly I’m not sure Krorks existed before this story and this may have been where the concept of them came from. Mostly what the series did was properly establish background lore on the Inquisition, the Assassinorum, and the Deathwatch

  • @pheonix3869
    @pheonix3869 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    im honestly wondering what the adeptus custodes would have done when they caught wind of terra's surrender

    • @TraciPeteyforlife
      @TraciPeteyforlife 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm going to say blow it up

  • @Azdal
    @Azdal หลายเดือนก่อน

    Orks are a snowball rolling down a hill, once they get going, they’re nearly impossible to stop.

  • @eugenealsandor3647
    @eugenealsandor3647 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This man plays Total War, dude said Pyrrhic Victory

    • @GlitchedRed
      @GlitchedRed 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      "Pyrrhic victory" is a term that's been used in battle reports and war gaming for way longer than that game's been around.

  • @marcopolo___
    @marcopolo___ ปีที่แล้ว +3

    first

    • @deussalt4479
      @deussalt4479 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Literally nobody cares.

  • @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913
    @buttpiratesbuttpirate5913 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One ambassador was Gork
    The other, Mork
    The third, Kleva Kunnin

  • @robertorojas4952
    @robertorojas4952 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Can we bring back this sort of proto-krorks again I feel they could fight back against the Tyranids in the current setting

  • @quietlistener7054
    @quietlistener7054 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Orks speaking perfect Gothic... The stuff of nightmares.

  • @minikilla3568
    @minikilla3568 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like how the beast was a collection of some of the smartest and strongest warlords running it from behind the scenes if memory serves right

  • @PsionicCavalier
    @PsionicCavalier 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Everyone is gangsta until the Orks evolve back into Krorks.

  • @kabisue1997
    @kabisue1997 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Custode: did that Ork just..talk?
    Emperor:..even I didn't see that coming.

  • @endersblade
    @endersblade ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Attack....moon. Leave it to the Orks...

  • @grimgrahamch.4157
    @grimgrahamch.4157 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I guess this kind of puts it into perspective just how many orks you need before they start evolving into krorks.

  • @ninjarmy
    @ninjarmy 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    And it took the formation of the deathwatch and their unorthodox tactics, and the return of Vulcan to even try to push back against this overwhelming foe.

  • @Lajos_Kelemen
    @Lajos_Kelemen 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    An Ork speaking perfect Gothic indeed really FUCKING SCARY

  • @TheMattsem
    @TheMattsem ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The Beast in the war in heaven he will be some common Soldier

  • @BaalFridge
    @BaalFridge หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ork: i roll for diplomacy
    The entire 40k verse: wait no that's illegal

  • @axi6963
    @axi6963 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Flesh Tearers: "haha chainsword goes brrrrrrrrrr"

  • @vincentlevey7760
    @vincentlevey7760 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My favourite theory is that the only thing keeping the emperor alive is the orks belief in him.

  • @charlesman8722
    @charlesman8722 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “We bring the end of humanity! And the end is soon at hand!!! … Why do I hear stomping?”

  • @WestSideGorilla1980
    @WestSideGorilla1980 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Lord sindeman....I mean Veritas
    Was like yeah we have 10 thousand grey nights on titan. So the were kerp off the table.

  • @solarprophet5439
    @solarprophet5439 10 วันที่ผ่านมา

    And thanks to traumatic brain injury, Ghazghkull Thraka is well on his way to surpassing the Beast and becoming a full-on Krork.
    Who'd have thought that the way to make an Ork smarter was to blow half his brains out?

  • @Altair4611
    @Altair4611 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Maybe they realized that if they exterminate their enemies there will be no one left to fight?

  • @michaelawesome1864
    @michaelawesome1864 ปีที่แล้ว

    ORKZ A' ALWAYS DOIN DIPLOMANCY YA GIT
    FIGHTIN IS DIPLOMANCY

  • @blooddrawer
    @blooddrawer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    kroks in the 40k present setting:

  • @VaYgrMakkaan
    @VaYgrMakkaan หลายเดือนก่อน

    when literal ORKS determine that it is not viable to diplomate with you, and directly say that you're doomed, you know you screwed up.

  • @mibikitzyga9045
    @mibikitzyga9045 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Prime-Ork.
    Primarch.
    We gonna get a punch of prime-orks soon?

  • @gahlainrigh5927
    @gahlainrigh5927 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Remember when horus and Big E double teamed the entire ork species Soo hard, THEY asked for a peace treaty.

  • @zeroturtle-bu7zb
    @zeroturtle-bu7zb 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    So I feel like on some level Korks came back said "Sup Humans, My name is Orkus and this is Kilor. Step your game up or we will come back and curb stomp you back into cave. Have a nice day and toodles."

  • @raikaria3090
    @raikaria3090 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Orks get smarter the more Orks there are. The fact not one, but three Orks got to diplomat level shows how huge this waaaagh was

  • @missileman2815
    @missileman2815 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Orks in space marine level armor is too fukn OP

  • @Odinfang
    @Odinfang 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I feel like ghaz and his waaagh coming to Angron after Yarrick’s death might lead to a new krork emerging.

  • @aeternusthegoat
    @aeternusthegoat 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the beast was literally on the path to resurrecting the Krorks

  • @jacktowers7533
    @jacktowers7533 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me trying to find these armour designs is how i just found out what Krorks are

  • @Qardo
    @Qardo ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Well, people forget. Humanity has run into the Orks before. During the Dark Ages of Humanity. When human tech was so powerful. The Orks straight-up did not want to fight humans. They had a non-aggression pack with Orks.
    But, that was millions of years before the event of 40K or even the Beast Invasion. And hard to say how long Orks live for. It is likely those Orks knew Humanity as being the meanest and strongest. Then, seeing the Beast nearly lay Humanity low. That it was telling.

  • @stalwartteakettlepotato9879
    @stalwartteakettlepotato9879 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "Shortly after the Horus herasy". It was 1500 years later