I’m SO impressed at how Sebastian got back to the crib story. All it takes for me is a ‘Look! Squirrel!’ And I’ll never get back to my original point. This show is awesome.
Haha.. And Trump says YOU'RE ALL WELCOME- For destroying ISIS for ya .ps: Barry Soetoro CREATED THEM. Stand The fuck up for yourselves people. We're in a war with evil. Trump2020 .
I see why Sebastian does the podcast with Pete. I've never seen a comedian laugh that hard. And it happens every podcast. It's like Pete is doing a personal show for Sebastian
first time watching this podcast and its crazy how pete can literally just talk a funeral he went to yesterday and its already a bit that could easily be in a special.
“I kneeled, but I didn’t kneel in”...LOL...”it’s like karaoke- it’s your turn”...LOL...” three different poses you can choose from- we can’t customize the pose”...LOL
Restaurant workers know... dishwashers don’t always get glasses clean, seriously- ask for the straw guys! It may suck, but at least its your own- whatever..
How are you doing today Cheryl Taylor? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
OHHHHHH.....MYYYYYYY.......GAWWWW!!!! Sooooo funny! Haven’t laughed this much nonstop since pre-pandemic! You are both so relatable with your stories and narratives. Thank you!!!!
I get so excited when I get my notifications that there’s a new episode of the Pete & Sebastian show! This was great! I laughed so hard when you were talking about the “trimming of the hedge”! Lol 🤣🤣#neighborsgottalovethem
How are you doing today gorgeous? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
Sebastian and Pete you’ve become my spirit animal! I’m from the UK, and I’m challenging people about their masks because of you! I’m judging funerals omg! I’m BRITISH! ! We are quiet! Love you guys! Pete stop smoking! Love you xxxxx
Agree with Pete 100%. I am not having an open casket viewing, but a visitation in the church an hour before the funeral. Think about why they had wakes originally.
How are you doing today Elizabeth Johnson? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
@@lizjo7213 Ya. Thanks 😊. I don't have the chance to travel sometimes. Well I’ve had to overcome many things in my life and would not be where I’m at today if I did not speak my mind. So the answer is yes, I have no problem speaking my mind. To be an advocate for myself. There is a right and wrong way to approach every situation so I am very careful when I do need to stand up format myself keeping others in mind.
Another great job, guys-no surprise! 😀😀 Funeral poses, straws, borrowed items, curbside garbage, laundry, overgrown weeds, warranties-this is what keeps me up at night-riveting stuff!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 thanks for all the laughs, be safe, be well😁😁✌️✌️
Loving this “cast”! Getting tired of all the ”woke”, IDW, political, and new age crap podcasts. This makes me laugh and feel good during all the craziness going on!!!! Thanks Pete and Sebastian!!!!!!
Yes! The best show on tv is back baby, ! You guys rock man,! Hate watching news these days plus sports suck now too due to putting politics every where! You guys take me away from the cliff bro’s ! America needs you guys more than ever these days! Godbless GUY
The beverage is in the glass which you say maybe dirty, but you drink it, whether from a straw or not. A real man doesn’t worry about germs, he drinks from the glass dude.
OJ Pistorius - I think it’s like wearing a helmet when riding a motorcycle. It should be up to each individual whether he or she wears a mask. I also think only the elderly and those with preconditions should have quarantined. 80% of the COVID-19 deaths were elderly yet they are only 16% of the population. The mismanagement of nursing home quarantine was horrific. The collateral damage of closing the economy will never be reported by MSM.
Not the swing set! OMG started the podcasts and I’m like at 180 and remember Pete getting a swing set used. So glad you got use out of it... ahh memories lmao 😂 even though I listened to that podcast like last week.
How are you doing today Victoria Vieria? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
My son told me he will never put me in a nursing home, he will push me off a bridge first!!! 😂😂😂😂 Such a good son, AND, I agree with him complaining! "Like karaoke, your turn!"😂😂😂😂😂😂
How are you doing today Susan Mulvey? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
How are you doing today Tracey Boilini? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
How are you doing today Connie Guenter? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
Every weekend should start with a new episode, so we can go into the weekend with some humor. Because "laughter is truly the best medicine". I don't know which was funnier, another take on funeral protocol or the vaccine bit.
I feel the same way about giving out a phone number to someone I barely know, when put in a situation where you're thinking...how do I get out of this? It makes me feel uncomfortable.
my father in law who was a sharp dresser even though he was fairly poor was in a second marriage to a certifiable lunatic who laid him out in a Mickey Mouse shirt because "that's what he would have wanted. It was his favorite shirt"! My husband wanted to take her to an undisclosed location and leave her with some"friends"of his.
Pete, Sabas, I'm very awkward at Funerals. I walk in smiling. I go up to people that I know and start having conversation about everything else but what's happening there. 😂😂
Omg. We have a neighbor who comes to ask for something at least once a week! Lawn mower, tools, glue, you name it. It's like he thinks we are a convenience store. At this point it wouldn't surprise me if he wants to borrow underwear too. *Catching up on old episodes
Monterey County California. My daughters family had to evacuate from the fires. The air is toxic. This is a valley that opens to the sea. Salinas is an agriculture town. The fire is in the hills.
Tell us the story of how, every morning like clock work, the lady comes out of her apartment to walk her dog who breaks out in a never ending (til he gets back home) bark fest all the way through the 2 mile walk :o)
Pete!! I’m with you on the straw thing, but you might as well put a straw in that heart mug you’re sipping on. Had to bust your balls man! Love the show guys! Good shit!!
Lol " I thought the guy was gonna pop outta the coffin like Who the fuck are you"....I swear I tapped the 10 second tap back like 10 times with that one ... my stomach was hurtin..
Two more things. Having just been widowed a few months ago....here’s a wee bit of info. If you’re being cremated there usually isn’t a wake...they just have the “box of you” or “urn of you” at the front of the funeral home or church with a nice picture of you next to the box....😱! I’m from the Chicago suburbs and Sebastian....I want you to look up on line the casket of FLUKEY JR. from the 80’s that was in the Chicago Tribune and see his wake....it made the front page of the paper. (His father FLUKEY was a client of my husbands). This will be a llloooonnnnggg discussion on the “cast”....BELIEVE ME! And, I want you to know that my son has gone to your shows in Chicago, Sebastian. He told me about you....so I watched allll your shows on TH-cam and then he told me about the “cast”. I have watched them all on YT....and I want you BOTH to know that you’ve gotten me through a lot of dark days. Thank you for that! I could do with a lot less four letter words...but I will still watch because the two of you together are priceless. Now I just wish he’d take me to your show whenever you come “home”.....
I had a pediatric patient whose parents refused to get out of the crib in the hospital. we had to call security. we made her get out because of the weight limit. lol! If I had Caruso Id be snuggling him all the time. He is one of the cutest babies I've ever seen. Seraphina is a doll too. You are really blessed. lol, You guys are so funny together I'm actually tired from laughing.
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Pete is so ON all the time. SM sits back and analyzes . Great combo
I’m SO impressed at how Sebastian got back to the crib story. All it takes for me is a ‘Look! Squirrel!’ And I’ll never get back to my original point. This show is awesome.
This ain’t a museum lol if u didn’t meet me while I was breathing dude you guys Rock 🤣🤣🤣 😂😂😂
Just what I needed !!!!!!!!!!!! We need 2 episodes a week guys !!!
Yessss
Hear hear!
I'll second that!
Eggs are good for you
I love this. This would be universally entertaining if it wasn't for Pete's language. F#×$ is no substitute for material and wit.
Pete complaining about drinking from a straw but he’s sipping from a cup with pink hearts lol
I know!! Pete...maybe it's an easy coast thing but I live in Chicago and never heard of men not using straws 😁😁😁🤔🤔🤔🤔 I love you guys!
It could be a cup of someone who he was close with and is no longer here.
Haha.. And Trump says YOU'RE ALL WELCOME- For destroying ISIS for ya .ps: Barry Soetoro CREATED THEM. Stand The fuck up for yourselves people. We're in a war with evil. Trump2020 .
🤣
Bouncy
You are both so funny together. You make me laugh. Best podcast ever. Love all your stories and everyday life experiences!!!!!
I love these guys! Pete talking about using a straw isn't manly... as he sips from a pink and purple hearted mug😂
Love you guys! I rewatch your episodes because they're so funny! Laughter helps with this crazy pandemic
I see why Sebastian does the podcast with Pete. I've never seen a comedian laugh that hard. And it happens every podcast. It's like Pete is doing a personal show for Sebastian
He sells the laugh a little bit but Pete is indeed hilarious ..they both are
When it comes to stand-up I prefer Sebastian but on the Cast Pete kills me everytime. I love the balance.
I've thought that too. Makes it my favorite podcast
They are same styles and I love it they laugh at each other
kyle mcgill yeah I think pete is funnier just flowing but for stand up Sebastian is killer
first time watching this podcast and its crazy how pete can literally just talk a funeral he went to yesterday and its already a bit that could easily be in a special.
These two should tour together
“I kneeled, but I didn’t kneel in”...LOL...”it’s like karaoke- it’s your turn”...LOL...” three different poses you can choose from- we can’t customize the pose”...LOL
The interaction is amazing, you feed off each other. Pete is so good! Sebastian really cracks up! His laugh is priceless! Do another live, please!!!!!
Look at him he loves it. Because it fits their narrative LMAO
Restaurant workers know... dishwashers don’t always get glasses clean, seriously- ask for the straw guys! It may suck, but at least its your own- whatever..
The topics you two cover are hilarious when you break them down in your conversations.
I love listening.
💕
How are you doing today Cheryl Taylor? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
Omg I about choked on my lunch with the corpse poses!! 😂😂 great stuff guys.
These 2 need to be on regular TV every night so everyone could see it and bring TRUE laughter of life Thanks Pete and Sebastian
I'm stuck alone. You are like my kids coming to visit. Keep on making us laugh.
OHHHHHH.....MYYYYYYY.......GAWWWW!!!! Sooooo funny! Haven’t laughed this much nonstop since pre-pandemic! You are both so relatable with your stories and narratives. Thank you!!!!
I’m a Over the road truck driver I love listening to this show while I’m driving you guys is hilarious
I love how Sebastian consistently calls it "Apple Tunes" 🤣🤣🤣
Omg, brilliant comedy, thank you. So much. My life sucks but you make it bettrr💜💜💜
I get so excited when I get my notifications that there’s a new episode of the Pete & Sebastian show! This was great! I laughed so hard when you were talking about the “trimming of the hedge”! Lol 🤣🤣#neighborsgottalovethem
these 2 nut jobs kill it every time gotta love them
I don’t mind straws only because I don’t know if I trust the glass has been PROPERLY sanitized in the kitchen. Just a thought.
How are you doing today gorgeous? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
My thoughts exactly! I feel more secure using a straw!
Sebastian and Pete you’ve become my spirit animal! I’m from the UK, and I’m challenging people about their masks because of you! I’m judging funerals omg! I’m BRITISH! ! We are quiet! Love you guys! Pete stop smoking! Love you xxxxx
British quiet? What the fuck are you smoking? lmao
This one in particular was awesome just awesome
Agree with Pete 100%. I am not having an open casket viewing, but a visitation in the church an hour before the funeral. Think about why they had wakes originally.
I look forward to each episode.. neededthese laughs so much!! ty guys
Maniscalco was drinking a protein shake with a straw a few episodes back. If I remember right, Lana brought him a selection of multiple straws!
Ah ha!! Busted!!!😃
i love watching comedians together in a podcast always brightens my day !
I loved the “ come hither” look with the straw in the glass for men lol
My first P&S show...these guys are good! They sound like guys I grew up with in Brooklyn in the 70s.
Man o man they keep it 100%, love them , can watch them 24/7....No, [we] appreciate "YOU" Pete and Sebastian!!!!
How are you doing today Elizabeth Johnson? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
hmmm , interesting...
@@lizjo7213 Ya. Thanks 😊. I don't have the chance to travel sometimes. Well I’ve had to overcome many things in my life and would not be where I’m at today if I did not speak my mind. So the answer is yes, I have no problem speaking my mind. To be an advocate for myself. There is a right and wrong way to approach every situation so I am very careful when I do need to stand up format myself keeping others in mind.
@@lizjo7213 I will like to know more about ourselves as friends, Nothing More !
More Pete and Sebastion!!! How about a Jackie and Lana show? Muchluv, thank you for making the pandemic easier.
Ahhhhhhh Sebastian on his daughter’s crib... beautiful; and sweet 👍❤️
Another great job, guys-no surprise! 😀😀 Funeral poses, straws, borrowed items, curbside garbage, laundry, overgrown weeds, warranties-this is what keeps me up at night-riveting stuff!🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 thanks for all the laughs, be safe, be well😁😁✌️✌️
Loving this “cast”! Getting tired of all the ”woke”, IDW, political, and new age crap podcasts. This makes me laugh and feel good during all the craziness going on!!!! Thanks Pete and Sebastian!!!!!!
“Is isis still Hiring?” Hahah frikin Sebastian made my day 😂 lol
Yes! The best show on tv is back baby, ! You guys rock man,! Hate watching news these days plus sports suck now too due to putting politics every where! You guys take me away from the cliff bro’s ! America needs you guys more than ever these days! Godbless GUY
Dont ever stop this show is on another level. Im subjective being Italian but its like listening to my Cousin’s talk about some geeeh
I use a. straw so I don't put lips on a glass in a restaurant!!! Who knows if it's clean!!!🤗😝☮️
The beverage is in the glass which you say maybe dirty, but you drink it, whether from a straw or not. A real man doesn’t worry about germs, he drinks from the glass dude.
Plastic straws are illegal in CA
@@JFairhart what's your stance on the whole wearing masks thing
@@Gatordoll1 hey sweetheart I know you just trying to get in the conversation but no one's talking about what the straws are made of
OJ Pistorius - I think it’s like wearing a helmet when riding a motorcycle. It should be up to each individual whether he or she wears a mask. I also think only the elderly and those with preconditions should have quarantined. 80% of the COVID-19 deaths were elderly yet they are only 16% of the population. The mismanagement of nursing home quarantine was horrific. The collateral damage of closing the economy will never be reported by MSM.
So funny! My husband & I are Sebastian’s age, & our 18, 19, & 20 year old sons think we’re ready for the nursing home!
You two constantly talk about your future deaths! Your realization of (fixation with?) the ultimate ending is poignant, while hilarious.
Not the swing set! OMG started the podcasts and I’m like at 180 and remember Pete getting a swing set used. So glad you got use out of it... ahh memories lmao 😂 even though I listened to that podcast like last week.
How are you doing today Victoria Vieria? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
Pete:"And they always fold the arms of the corpse, never a salute or a thumbs-up". Classic.
Awesome thanks for being 2 regular guys sharing life experiences with the rest of us
The whole straw thing, You two ever think, maybe you spend too much time thinking! I swear I've been laughing the entire first 20 minutes!
We need you guys more now than ever!
Pete is a top tier comedian, cant wait to see him get his big break
My son told me he will never put me in a nursing home, he will push me off a bridge first!!! 😂😂😂😂
Such a good son, AND, I agree with him complaining! "Like karaoke, your turn!"😂😂😂😂😂😂
How are you doing today Susan Mulvey? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
Put anything out on the. curb and it's GONE 😅 No sign needed!!
I am at the crib part.... have to step out.... come back,--- 5 mins later, and he says " ok getting back to get in the crib" LOL
Perfect timing! Appreciate the fast video uploads now, it use to take a few days now it’s up quick. Love you guys!
Hey! Dago, (from one to another!) 70 isn’t that old. I still workout, ski, golf, kayak.
Maybe 80-90 you’re ready for the freakin home!!
Agree about the casket. But bourbon and coke?! And you're worried about straws!
Pete you really need to tape your shows. I haved watched you guys forever.
You are so funny!
Just got into your podcasts and I love them!! Keep them up please!! they make my day :)
Pete get a burner phone, only for associates or acquaintances. Your main phone only for business, family, and real friends. My two cents😁!
If Sadie makes a friend, you might have to be nice to the family ☮️🌷!!!
How are you doing today Tracey Boilini? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
I have seen you both in person and separately you are hysterical but together you are even more funny! Love you both!
You guys are TOO MUCH...thanks for sharing it!!! Its basically the only thing that LIFTS ME UP!! :)
I love these guys!! You guys keep me lmao!! Please keep the laughs coming you guys are the best❤
You guys give us hope .Keep it coming.Thank you
You guys are always the highlight of my week!
You are good friends who read each other well! It’s good
How are you doing today Connie Guenter? It's really nice having you on here...I saw your profile on here and i think we definitely are on the same page on many Levels. Trust, Communication, Loving, Honoring, Understanding, Patience and Respecting Your Partner. So crucial to provide balance...
So good. Keep climbing the charts, guys!
I really want to see a compilation of Pete just worrying about the connection/the headphones/if he can be heard etc., hilarious every time
I'm a woman who did not have a Dad.. I've never stopped wanting one.....all my life!!!♥️🤗☮️
my day just got a wholeeee lot better!
Every weekend should start with a new episode, so we can go into the weekend with some humor. Because "laughter is truly the best medicine". I don't know which was funnier, another take on funeral protocol or the vaccine bit.
I feel the same way about giving out a phone number to someone I barely know, when put in a situation where you're thinking...how do I get out of this? It makes me feel uncomfortable.
Love hanging out with y'all
Are you guys going to upload the Zoom Show for everyone that couldn't participate because it was Sold Out???
my father in law who was a sharp dresser even though he was fairly poor was in a second marriage to a certifiable lunatic who laid him out in a Mickey Mouse shirt because "that's what he would have wanted. It was his favorite shirt"! My husband wanted to take her to an undisclosed location and leave her with some"friends"of his.
cutting back on meat and eggs - cut back on the carbs
Loveyour show. I become hysterical, you guys are so damn funny! I look foward to the next one. ♥️♥️♥️
Pete, Sabas, I'm very awkward at Funerals. I walk in smiling. I go up to people that I know and start having conversation about everything else but what's happening there. 😂😂
You both show the love you have for your wife's n Children.Gids Armor over your family
You guys are the best!! Look forward to your show every time 😘🙏
Omg. We have a neighbor who comes to ask for something at least once a week! Lawn mower, tools, glue, you name it. It's like he thinks we are a convenience store. At this point it wouldn't surprise me if he wants to borrow underwear too.
*Catching up on old episodes
Monterey County California. My daughters family had to evacuate from the fires.
The air is toxic. This is a valley that opens to the sea.
Salinas is an agriculture town. The fire is in the hills.
OMG Are these guys making lying in a coffin kool? Crazy poses? Love em ⚰️⚰️⚰️😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
Pete, next time someone asks for something & you'd rather not (phone #, luggage, etc)....
A nice reply is : "that's not gonna work for me"
Pete is the must underrated comedian in America
18:30...the sniper sip. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol just give a digit on phone number a month. You guys crack me up.
Pete I yell at my daughter for moving to bro! Hahaha
Love you guys so much!!!
I am cracking up!
Please don't about isis
I agree with you both but humans have so much hate among ourselves we will never share something that will help each other to get rid of the virus.
Never thought about it, straw or no straw.
2 episodes a week !!! Let’s get it going !!!
"It mans you right up!" [Drinks from water colors coffee mug covered in hearts from HomeGoods]
Omg. You guys made me feel better about dieing 😂
Tell us the story of how, every morning like clock work, the lady comes out of her apartment to walk her dog who breaks out in a never ending (til he gets back home) bark fest all the way through the 2 mile walk :o)
Pete!! I’m with you on the straw thing, but you might as well put a straw in that heart mug you’re sipping on. Had to bust your balls man! Love the show guys! Good shit!!
Lol " I thought the guy was gonna pop outta the coffin like Who the fuck are you"....I swear I tapped the 10 second tap back like 10 times with that one ... my stomach was hurtin..
Two more things. Having just been widowed a few months ago....here’s a wee bit of info. If you’re being cremated there usually isn’t a wake...they just have the “box of you” or “urn of you” at the front of the funeral home or church with a nice picture of you next to the box....😱! I’m from the Chicago suburbs and Sebastian....I want you to look up on line the casket of FLUKEY JR. from the 80’s that was in the Chicago Tribune and see his wake....it made the front page of the paper. (His father FLUKEY was a client of my husbands). This will be a llloooonnnnggg discussion on the “cast”....BELIEVE ME! And, I want you to know that my son has gone to your shows in Chicago, Sebastian. He told me about you....so I watched allll your shows on TH-cam and then he told me about the “cast”. I have watched them all on YT....and I want you BOTH to know that you’ve gotten me through a lot of dark days. Thank you for that! I could do with a lot less four letter words...but I will still watch because the two of you together are priceless. Now I just wish he’d take me to your show whenever you come “home”.....
OMG, it's hysterical. he looks like he's in the amusement park. And the steering wheel! HAAAAAAAHAAAAA!
This is one big ball of joy.
Tell your neighbor I'm cutting my hedge next saturday.
I had a pediatric patient whose parents refused to get out of the crib in the hospital. we had to call security. we made her get out because of the weight limit. lol! If I had Caruso Id be snuggling him all the time. He is one of the cutest babies I've ever seen. Seraphina is a doll too. You are really blessed. lol, You guys are so funny together I'm actually tired from laughing.
Dying... Over night... Nothing of mine should ever have a sleep over at your house