I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest TH-camr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye bbb
@WANT HARD ŞĘХ - Rita 23 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !! Is this a meme or something? Do people actually click this shit thinking it's a real person or is it just a joke?
I know this isn’t a challenge accepted video, but I really want jev to try Doom 1 (the original not the 2016 one) on ultra violence difficulty. I think it’d be cool to seem him try it for the first time if he’s never played it, and also it’ll give him a good challenge.
I was at the Browns and Eagles game today. 1) Go Brownies 2) By far the best thing I heard was,”You guys are living a lie, I’ve never seen an Eagle in Philidelphia😂 3) Love you Jev keep up the work!!
Holy shit man, i can’t believe jev is STILL posting vids regularly. Im going to start watching every vid and sub again. I just searched up your name after a couple years of not watching because I stopped playing cod. That was back when forjever 3 came out hahaha but I just recently got Cold War so imma start to watch again💯favorite faze member 4L🔥🔥
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hey jev u probably won’t see this, but if you use danger close as a wild card, you get 2 extra rockets per life.
Also scavenger helps
Not to mention that melees can still work.
lol Jev needs to see this
Bump I was gonna comment this also, the Cigma is taking me agessss and just realised this
@@jimbobzoo5888 the cigma is aids
“I unlocked dark matter, but obsidian is back...”
Wouldn’t be surprised if that happened.
woah
my fault i didnt mean to dislike
I said almost the same thing. "I unlocked dark matter but they added more guns"
“I unlocked dark matter, but my grand children are already on the dark aether grind”
The one faze member who didn't let money change him ❤
And that’s why he’s the only faze member I watch
@@paulgrow1280 what was ur name b4 I'm curious
@@riptb1269 Jake the human. Changed it cuz some guy was bitching about it.
@@paulgrow1280 how would somebody get mad
@@paulgrow1280 why would you change it for 1 person?
tip for launchers: If u use the first wildcard you spawn in with extra launcher ammo
I was just about to comment that to help papa Jev but u beat me to it
@@nrprophet8524 same hahahahhaah
There is also cases around the map that let u resupply I don’t know if they give u ammo also doe
@@Pink-vh9hf giving you ammo is the main point
@@jahsehisntdead9333 I usually just used them for getting back my stim shots and grenades that’s wht
Melee-ing with a launcher counts as a launcher kill, like so he can see this
Wait fr?
@@tannerwharam6578 it did in mw so i imagine it will here too
Thanks dad
No shit, that's how I got the Koshka bloodthirsties from BO4 lmao
Danger close gives you like 4-5 rockets
Jev - “Dirty bomb gets you more weapon XP. Most people know this.”
Me - “oh.”
i didn’t want to comment about that cause i thought people would make fun of me 😆
@@user-gy2cl8jq6w Life is easier when you don't care what people think tbh :)
Same
@@BSoloe true shit buddy
Same
“I unlocked dark matter but now I have to to it all over again for zombies”
Nice joke
I’m giving my next sub 5 bucks
@@Bob-od3vd cap cus I subed
@@Bob-od3vd gimme dat 5 bucks
@@Bob-od3vd cool
"I unlocked Diamond smgs but snipers might get nerfed again"
Ok ok
Just kidding get april pranked
I’m giving my next sub 5 bucks
@@seacreeper816 Wha-
@@seacreeper816 you ok?
For the 3 killstreaks with the Cigma, use the “Danger Close” Wildcard, it gives you 4 or 5 total rockets
You are the messiah
Or use the resupply boxes
@@dsk0_916 or both :)
@@INSHEPTION yeah i was saying you can use resupply boxes and the danger close wild card i just forgot to say use both
if this is true then thanks!
“I straight up almost ended the video right there” - Jev 2020
Giving my next sub 5 bucks
@@Bob-od3vd no
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest TH-camr of all time! That's the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my ch*nnel all the time! Bye bye bbb
@@Bob-od3vd who tf would want 5 bucks when I can have 5 dollars
...but then ends the video the next clip
Narrator: “The Eagles in fact, did not win.”
Be quiet uncle mike
they suck ass this year
Carson wentz leads the nfl in interceptions. Like so jev can see lol
Also narrator: *inserts nick chubb stiff arm*
I’m in Spain but the “S” is silent
2010: Ohh wow this game has multiplayer
2020: Ohh wow this game has single player
💀
💯💯
No cap
If you run danger close, you spawn with extra ammo and you’ll get that extra rocket you need for 3 kills. Like so our mans Jev can see this!
Tru
Or scavenger
“I got dark matter but they shut down the servers along with my will to live”
" I missed my child's birth, but the CoD grind never stops"
Jev, there is a wildcard that gives you additional rockets for your launcher. It helps a lot with the challenges!
“I unlocked dark matter, but I stood up my wedding”
noob
Sacrafices must be made
Yessss boiii
Nogla in a nutshell
"I had to sell my soul to get diamond launchers but at least Nuketown is here"
“I unlocked Dark Matter, but I missed a year of my kids lives”
more like "but my kids are graduating college"
Tf this comment thread
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929
STFU
“I got the DIAMOND knife, but the snipers are getting removed”
For being to “op”
I’m giving my next sub 5 bucks
@@Bob-od3vd no
@@Bob-od3vd that’s a lie
@@miwp4244 not cappenn
“I unlock pistol diamonds but I lost my wedding ring”
"I unlocked dark matter while Alexis gave birth"
Bruh😂😂😂
Oooh im so dead 😂😂😂
@F U Ć К • М Е ! • I WANT ŞĘX • OPEN MY CANAL !!! Stfu
@@David-1337 lmaoo
“I unlocked dark matter but I missed my child’s birth”
“I unlocked dark matter, but now I’m grinding for dark aether
Nono just delte ur comment
BS
@WANT HARD ŞĘХ - Rita 23 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !! lol wtf
@WANT HARD ŞĘХ - Rita 23 y.o ! OPEN MY C A N A L !! Is this a meme or something? Do people actually click this shit thinking it's a real person or is it just a joke?
@@pricklycats its either a bot or just 13 year old thinking he's special.
Challenge accepted: Start a Minecraft series and name it “Road to Diamond”
Yusuf Amir Challenge accepted: do On my way! Research before saying stupid shit.
@@sleepy8736 huh?
@@sleepy8736 Re read that sentence and decide who the stupid one is...
“I unlocked diamond shotguns but now the fun is over”
The fun was never there to begin with
Tbh he looked like he was having fun with the shotguns in the last vid lol
He's having more fun than Modern Warfare which is all that matters lol
He seems to enjoy this game haven't heard him complain about it as he did with MW soooo
🩸💋🎀
@@FuckDeezHoez then again he had a year of cod MW wait till mid year you’ll hear something
Jev: "Look me in my effing eyes and tell me I'm not a psychopath "
Me: looks into his eyes "Yup I can confirm"
Hd p
Wtf is this comment thread
@@troll2854 fr bots r outta control
@@ayomayo8037 this is bs
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 theres kids roaming around youtube rn, why r u doin this ya stupid bots?
“Look me in my eyes and tell me I’m not a psychopath” -Jev
😂😂😂😂
I would not do that 😂😂😂😂😂
Jev in 5 years: “The new cod got released and MW is still terrible”
Next sub I get I’ll give them 5 bucks
@@Bob-od3vd I subbed.
@Rasputin I didn't actually sub, I just want the 5 bucks.
@@Olinke 🤦♂️
@@Olinke ok what’s your pay pal
Jev, just so you know if you melee kill someone whilst holding the sigma it counts towards the 3 kill streak
You have just layed down the path to success, my g
@@stompedproduct7916 no problemo
Jev while angry: *gets flashed*
Me: aw shit here we go again
“I got bored of COD so i adopted a kid and named him dark matter”
Lmao 😆
so he can beat the kid that's why he's named dark matter
Underrated
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 TF is wrong with your name
@@devenkarnehm6999 wait a minute
I am a simple man
I see jev video notification
I click
Giving my next sub 5 bucks
@@Bob-od3vd Big cap
@@Bob-od3vd Big cap
I know this isn’t a challenge accepted video, but I really want jev to try Doom 1 (the original not the 2016 one) on ultra violence difficulty. I think it’d be cool to seem him try it for the first time if he’s never played it, and also it’ll give him a good challenge.
I can’t wait for “HOW DOES THAT NOT HIT” with the rocket launchers
You should make a “Road to Dark Matter” montage with all the clips that you don’t feel like editing
I wish jev had more stories to tell
Last time I was this early, I was this early
Shut XD
You right
You’re so early you commented before the video got posted.
“I unlocked stage 4 cancer now I get to meet iron man tomorrow”
I'm gonna give FazeJev a run for his money one day..
Love you Jev :*
The only time jev has fun, is when others are not.
“Instead of exchanging prestige keys I exchanged my soul”
I hope Jev make in the end of the grind a Montage or a least a rage complication:D
“Annoying TF out of people is over...unfortunately” 😹
fr whenever I play against someone using a shotty gotta let them have it after the game
DANGER CLOSE WILDCARD SPAWNS YOU WITH TWO MORE ROCKETS. LIKE THIS TO HELP JEV!!!
Hey Jev, you should use danger close wildcard, I think it gives you extra ammo
“Getting diamond but I have literally became one with my chair”
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
“I got Diamond Pistols but my License to exist expired”
*I HATE YOU!*
I was at the Browns and Eagles game today.
1) Go Brownies
2) By far the best thing I heard was,”You guys are living a lie, I’ve never seen an Eagle in Philidelphia😂
3) Love you Jev keep up the work!!
I can’t even get a bloodthirsty but this man already has diamond😮 congratulations jev
Ur mans be spittin straight fax
Tip:Use danger close, it gives extra rockets
I haven’t watched jev in a while but his channels going crazyyy
"Ive never seen a launcher with this bad splash damage"
Modern Warfare Strela P :
Dude even the strela was not that bad and it was accurate and had fast rockets but yeah it was still bad🤣
I got collaterals with that thing for days, it was a sniper that dealt splash damage and destroyed vehicles.
🩸🩸🔥
💔♥️♥️🐾
Dood u suck rocket launchers always been dope assuming u watch marksman u must be a damm fanbou nooby.
“i finished the dark matter grind but i want the zombie camos”
CAP
Are you also gonna go for the zombie cameos? The purple diamond is pretty sweet. Saw someone using it in Search today and was surprised.
We want a video with you and Alexis (if that's how you spell it) playing together!
I vote faze jev for gamer/TH-cam for the year. this guy has been uploading everyday for 10+ years and never fails to make me smile
“I unlocked diamond launchers, but now I can actually complete my challenges”
GH
@@iwantsexseemyvideo2929 stfu bot
"I unlocked Diamond smgs but snipers are actually nerf guns now"
Hey Jev for the 3 kills run scavenger it picks up extra rockets for you. You got this my dude keep the grind up ❤️
Jev is massively underestimating how bad the double kills are on the Cigma.
there's no splash damage at all it's impossible in core
GJ
“Look me in my eyes and tell me I’m not a psychopath” Jev 2020-the rest of his life
🙃💋👺💔
Love the progress Jev it’s good to see that u don’t have to go through pain like you did with damascus
"I unlocked DARK MATTER but snipers now hold ONLY ONE ROUND per mag"
Max mag is a 3 rounder and puts down ads by 10000%
Fortnite moment.
@@alexrodriguez3930 fast mags make you go 15% slower
@@BT-by4rv Na 1500
Jev is not a psychopath.
*He's just one hell of a masochist.*
thank you for blessing me with a video on my birthday, take care jev :)
Challenge Accepted: Play with your old crew. SrK, AkG, HnR, Blackman.
Also do you still keep in contact with them?
"I unlocked diamond shotguns but my sufferings never end"
You can also use the restock ammo caches on some maps. Cartels is easy to find, and garrison
pray for the homie. he’s okay, he’s just tryna unlock dark matter
Jev: “I finished the mastery camo for Black ops 8 but I’m still haunted by how bad modern warfare was”
STEELERS TAKIN IT HOME BABY!!!!
“I finished diamond launchers but I just discovered danger close”
what..
@@Toid218 it’s a wildcard dude
“I managed to get 6 hours of sleep yet I still can’t remember a dream” jev
Gf
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates⭕️
wish i cared
"I uninstalled Cold War and now im much happier"
" I lost my diamond wedding ring but ill replace it with diamond guns"
Holy shit man, i can’t believe jev is STILL posting vids regularly. Im going to start watching every vid and sub again. I just searched up your name after a couple years of not watching because I stopped playing cod. That was back when forjever 3 came out hahaha but I just recently got Cold War so imma start to watch again💯favorite faze member 4L🔥🔥
“I unlocked dark matter but my wife is pregnant “
"I unlocked diamond pistols but I missed my kid being born"
Jev, use danger close or whatever wildcard that gives you extra frags, cuz it gives you extra RPG ammo
Last time I was this early it made my girlfriend leave me
I felt that
Wow, didn’t know your mothers name was “my girlfriend”
Lmao
@Braden Knight Damn, certainly never seen that joke on youtube before. Very unique and funny.
Ryan you just made a ur mom joke in 2020
"The only time I have fun is when I talk to people who aren't actually there"
👺💔🩸
"alr whats going on guys its jev" never gets old xd
My profile pic was my reaction to the sniper nerf. Again.
“I got diamond for my headset, but the audio in this game still sucks”
literally dawg
It
Lmaoo the ending funny as hellll gluck wit tht rocket launcher though i feel your pain😭😂😂
“Chanllenge accepted” play Cold War without taking about modern warfare
Hd
U ment talking
@@Kkkkan723 no shit Sherlock
“ I UNLOCKED DM ULTRA but now i have ULTRA DEPRESSION”
That what I've been saying. He seems so depressed when he talks about these games.
@@johnnyblaze8439 trust me going for this camo is depressing
Jev is definitely my favorite youtuber
"Im not goin to zombies to do it"
I dont even think he knows the good dark matter is in zombies
how am i so early
Idk
same it says “1 minute” i am shocked
Same
Jev should do a day in the life 2021 (I forgot it’s a new year) 😂
"I unlocked dark matter but ZOMBIES has camo challenges"
💋💋
GJ
“I unlocked Dark Matter but no one plays this game anymore”
You should make an edit for when you unlock dark matter with all the best clips for each gun you have saved
“I unlocked dark matter, but thanos snapped away half the universe”
Does anyone know how he’s showing his gun in lobby mine isn’t working
Go in into you’re class setup, and press r3 I think it should say class showcase on the top right.
@@Jordanf08 what does that mean on pc
@@weiwu1442 go to like your going to change your weapon at the bottom left it should say it i think
@@weiwu1442 hover over your gun and it should tell you to press X
@@weiwu1442 you go to your class, right click on the picture of the gun and click on set as showcase weapon
Using my mobile data to watch this since my internet is down. Worth it.
“i missed my child’s birth but i finally got dark matter”
“me and my wife got a DIVORCE but at least I UNLOCKED DARK MATTER...”