yeah, i agree with you :P She also missed that she played Jason Statham´s mother...i mean, i dont even wanna battle the women that rasied him :P hahahhaha!
He was dead after she opened her mouth the first time lol why would they make Dame Helen Mirren waste her time like this? (I love James, I'm only joking. But she did wreck him lol)
[Round 1 - James Corden]: Helen is basically an icon in her craft When I heard she wanted to battle me, all I could do was laugh Back home, she’s considered the actress you have to fear Were in America now, Meryl Streep lives here You dated Liam Neeson back in 1982 He left you real quick, he wasn’t TAKEN with you Helen’s so beloved, she’s in her own class She played the queen, but now she’s a royal pain in my ass [Round 1 - Helen Mirren]: I’m the one you should fear, wherever I go If I’m a pain in your ass, that leaves a lot of room to grow You stand out not for games or bander Other shows do comedy, you just pander You thought you could beat me, sorry, game over I’ll cook this beef his wife and her lover He’s obsessed with my exes, sorry James, I’m not single But you know I taught your little mister to tingle [Round 2 - James Corden]: Helen was impressive, that’s a real change Played a queen six times, wow, that’s real range America thinks your classy, but it’s all for show The accent only sounds smart, trust me, I’d know Your outdated, overrated and I’m tearing you apart I’ll knock this national treasure outta Gosford Park See, I hit home runs, you should stay on the bench I’m not playing around like your not dame Judi Dench [Round 2 - Helen Mirren]: I’ve played the queen, but also warriors and witches Crime lords and wizards, bosses and bitches Detective and whores, from Altman to Shakespeare The only role you ever played is “guy that begged to be here Poor James Corden will never be satisfied Until you find a way to get attention deep fried But this battle is fun, I’m glad that you asked It’s the only bit you didn’t find in Jimmy Fallon’s trash [Round 3 - James Corden]: You’re called British Royalty, but clearly you’re not Even in Hollywood as a queen, Megan Markle took your spot You appeared in the last Fast and Furious without warning You turned the whole franchise into very slow and boring It’s a shame, in Harry Potter, you never played a teacher And your role in James Bond, wait, you weren’t in that either I’m sorry that I had to be the one to take you down I just defeated a queen, someone hand me my crown [Round 3 - Helen Mirren]: You fucked up, James, you desperate tater tot A woman’s worth isn’t credits, or who says that she’s hot? Boy's club bullshit, I’m done with that crap You're welcome for this headline: “Helen Mirren can rap” Compare me to Meryl, Judi, Maggie, but why? They’re not my competition, they’re my ride or die See, women are a force to be reckoned with And I reckoned I wrecked you, you’ve been to hell and back, bitch
You fucked up, James, you desperate tater tot A woman’s worth isn’t credits, *or* who says *that* she’s hot? *Boy's club* bullshit, I’m done with that crap *You're* welcome for this headline: “Helen Mirren can rap” Compare me to Meryl, Judi, Maggie, but why? They’re not my competition, they’re my ride or die See, women are a force to be reckoned with And I reckoned I wrecked you, you’ve been to hell and back, bitch
Compare me to Meryl, Judi, Maggie... but why they're not my competition, they're my ride or die. Gold. Perfect. The actress queens. I totally imagine that.
I love Helen for not only being so classy and incredible (as usual) but that last verse was a feminist slay, she raised up all the women James tried comparing her to and I’m living for it. ✨
When James started at Helen, I was feeling worried coz it’s so weird to have someone take down someone so iconic but Helen kicked ass, so brilliant!!! Good going guys!!! Love it :)
She was always going to win. Both of their raps were scripted for them to create that outcome. Still fun as hell to watch, though. Not every woman her age could have sold it.
My god , I've always admired and loved helen mirren for all that she is and what she has done, but watching this has taken my admiration of her to another level. This was brilliant viewing, and I'm literally stunned at how well she did rapping 👏🙌😘😘
God save our gracious Queen! Long live our noble Queen! God save the Queen! Send her victorious, Happy and glorious, Long to reign over us: God save the Queen!
WHEN THE QUEEN ORDERS U TO KNEEL AND BOW DOWN, U KNEEL AND BOW DOWN!! NO ARGUMENTS, NO LOOKING UP, ONLY LOOKING DOWN!! DO AS SHE IS TELLING WITHOUT MAKING ANY FACES OR CRYING!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!! OTHERWISE, BRUTALLY PUNISHED AND OFF WITH UR HEAD!!
This was like watching a disrespectful kid get owned by the teacher you didn't know could rap lol
Seriously though 😂🤣😑
Word.
I'm the 1K like 😉
Jake Paul
But that’s just never happened though has it
She's a true lady. She knows her worth, is witty, has a sharp tongue and is able to laugh - about herself, too. What a great role model.
@@bestofit4887 your flirting is shit.
Go fuck yourself.
I don't think real ladies should cuss quite like that, even though they absolutely could it's a bit out of character is all.
Ye
A true Dame!
You know this is scripted right? Like collab with writers and scripted...chill
"They are not my competition they're my ride or die!" A TRUE QUEEN.
Francisca Toledo my favorite part, I replayed it twice
I may be clueless in that regard...what does that phrase mean?
I don't understand this part
It means she will support them in anything including death
@@cazward1412 thanks :)
Helen Mirren is the type of person to diss you intellectually and psychologically with a straight face.
So
I aspire to be that kind of old lady.
Funny thing is most of us Americans would not know she was insulting us
Yep
I will now aim to be this person
I love this one because she destroys him without constantly bringing up his weight like other people.
Those lyrics are written but ok
She did
Total class act for sure
I mean... I don't know what you think she meant with James wanting and I quote "Attention deep-fried" :'D
the very first diss she gave was about him having a big butt XD bru listen to the lyrics before throwing shade
This is the only battle I've seen so far where it wasn't even close - Helen scared me
Massacre and murder
You don't wanna battle with the queen
🤣🤣🤣 right
yeah, i agree with you :P
She also missed that she played Jason Statham´s mother...i mean, i dont even wanna battle the women that rasied him :P hahahhaha!
😀 really?
My reaction to Dame Helen Mirren's roasts: "Stop, stop! He's already dead!"
He was dead after she opened her mouth the first time lol why would they make Dame Helen Mirren waste her time like this? (I love James, I'm only joking. But she did wreck him lol)
He was asking for it. First Samuel L. Jackson then Dame Helen Mirren?
Why the hell did Corden think he could wreck these 2? how??
I mean why would you roast a queen??
Helens entry was gold XD 1:03
and notice the regal wave!
--Dave, +never+ above the tiara
what I aspire to be
Sam Masghati e
She's Queen
funny joke about us brits
[Round 1 - James Corden]:
Helen is basically an icon in her craft
When I heard she wanted to battle me, all I could do was laugh
Back home, she’s considered the actress you have to fear
Were in America now, Meryl Streep lives here
You dated Liam Neeson back in 1982
He left you real quick, he wasn’t TAKEN with you
Helen’s so beloved, she’s in her own class
She played the queen, but now she’s a royal pain in my ass
[Round 1 - Helen Mirren]:
I’m the one you should fear, wherever I go
If I’m a pain in your ass, that leaves a lot of room to grow
You stand out not for games or bander
Other shows do comedy, you just pander
You thought you could beat me, sorry, game over
I’ll cook this beef his wife and her lover
He’s obsessed with my exes, sorry James, I’m not single
But you know I taught your little mister to tingle
[Round 2 - James Corden]:
Helen was impressive, that’s a real change
Played a queen six times, wow, that’s real range
America thinks your classy, but it’s all for show
The accent only sounds smart, trust me, I’d know
Your outdated, overrated and I’m tearing you apart
I’ll knock this national treasure outta Gosford Park
See, I hit home runs, you should stay on the bench
I’m not playing around like your not dame Judi Dench
[Round 2 - Helen Mirren]:
I’ve played the queen, but also warriors and witches
Crime lords and wizards, bosses and bitches
Detective and whores, from Altman to Shakespeare
The only role you ever played is “guy that begged to be here
Poor James Corden will never be satisfied
Until you find a way to get attention deep fried
But this battle is fun, I’m glad that you asked
It’s the only bit you didn’t find in Jimmy Fallon’s trash
[Round 3 - James Corden]:
You’re called British Royalty, but clearly you’re not
Even in Hollywood as a queen, Megan Markle took your spot
You appeared in the last Fast and Furious without warning
You turned the whole franchise into very slow and boring
It’s a shame, in Harry Potter, you never played a teacher
And your role in James Bond, wait, you weren’t in that either
I’m sorry that I had to be the one to take you down
I just defeated a queen, someone hand me my crown
[Round 3 - Helen Mirren]:
You fucked up, James, you desperate tater tot
A woman’s worth isn’t credits, or who says that she’s hot?
Boy's club bullshit, I’m done with that crap
You're welcome for this headline: “Helen Mirren can rap”
Compare me to Meryl, Judi, Maggie, but why?
They’re not my competition, they’re my ride or die
See, women are a force to be reckoned with
And I reckoned I wrecked you, you’ve been to hell and back, bitch
Ruurd Woltring thanks bro!
Helen and back bitch
@@badacedeerkiller Helen back, that's the point
Ruurd Woltring thanks
You fucked up, James, you desperate tater tot
A woman’s worth isn’t credits, *or* who says *that* she’s hot?
*Boy's club* bullshit, I’m done with that crap
*You're* welcome for this headline: “Helen Mirren can rap”
Compare me to Meryl, Judi, Maggie, but why?
They’re not my competition, they’re my ride or die
See, women are a force to be reckoned with
And I reckoned I wrecked you, you’ve been to hell and back, bitch
“You know I taught your little mister to tingle” is the best line EVER. I loved that movie. 😂😂
Long live the queen.
Can't wait till Ireland colonizes you
Queen of Rap Helen Mirren
thegossipswan009 yessss
thegossipswan009 i
thegossipswan009 Yo for real? She's one of "velvet covered steel" woman role models. She Rules.
Compare me to Meryl, Judi, Maggie... but why
they're not my competition, they're my ride or die.
Gold. Perfect. The actress queens. I totally imagine that.
That would be an amazing movie...
best line and clap back💪
She KNOWS she's a queen
Iria Gómez 376th agree 1:03 your proof
"found in Jimmy Fallon's trash" burn killed me, James could've never recovered after that she won
Who’s the ghost writer on these things ? Like they are really good.
i have been thinking about that all while watching
Every Helen Mirren fan ever, lol.
The creator and main writer of these segments is Eliza skinner. She used to be a writer on the latelateshow.
@@ads2686 pretty sure they hire songwriters for these
That Caligula reference was fuckin fire LOL
She nailed it! She is a QUEEN and a TOTAL BADASS!
E Visser she nailed what? Rehearsing a scripted "rap"?
who knew Queen's English would sound so badass in a rap lol
Ikr damn
true. cara d.'s drop mic episode was fire. her accent made it even better
She IS royalty. .love her. And I LOVE THIS !!
I love Helen for not only being so classy and incredible (as usual) but that last verse was a feminist slay, she raised up all the women James tried comparing her to and I’m living for it. ✨
Writers did really good in that
All her lines were killer. “I’ll cook this beef, his wife and her lover!” OMG, and that’s a reference to one of her movies
Hahah she's too funny. She roasted him.
Also when she says "You know I taught your little Mister to tingle" reference to her movie "Teaching Mrs. Tingle"
Helen mirren in a rap battle is something I didn’t know I needed
Bro same
“The only role you played is GUY WHO BEGGED TO BE HERE” lmao . Helen wasn’t playing on this :D
Henry Thonger HAHHAHAHA I NEARLY DIED
Damn! Helen
She doesn’t look impressed once 😂😂😂
Well, if I had lived for 70 years, not too many things would impress me either. Lol
😂😂😂😂
She's a bad ass
Bella Kok 😂Right
666 LIKE LETS GO
"you've been to Hel-en back" holycrap that was smart
Helen Mirren is on a completely different league. True.
imagine Helen being your grandmother, and rapping a Drop the Mic style lullaby every night
Drop the mic with Adele 😍
Adele would eat him alive
Adele raps soooo good
@@mokytojas lmao
Queen Mirren 👑
Rebecca Vocals Athlete m
She put him down quick in her first verse haha
I thought you don't like Rap... 😅😁
When James started at Helen, I was feeling worried coz it’s so weird to have someone take down someone so iconic but Helen kicked ass, so brilliant!!! Good going guys!!! Love it :)
She was always going to win. Both of their raps were scripted for them to create that outcome. Still fun as hell to watch, though. Not every woman her age could have sold it.
Helen Mirren is the quintessential woman, beauty, class, grace, humor, the epitome of the title "Woman"
I love Helen's Personality, she is just so calm.
4:32 that jimmy Fallon joke was pretty damn good 😂😂
And THAT should be the reason why he should make a battle on TBS! Double Length!
A lot of people do Drop the Mic to make jokes, but Helen came do destroy James, and she did.
Expected real cringe but Helen killed it!!! James' verses were lit as well
Helen Mirrin looked really satisfied when she roasted James Corden. Lmao
She was so lovely in person as well. A serious gem!
Damn she killed him!😍😂
Maddie H killed understates that like Dame Helen Mirren is kind of awesome.
Thus marks my new favorite drop the mic battle
The dame who doesn't give a damn 😂❤
Off with his head 😂😂, I love you Helen sassy Queen 👑
Wow! She roasted him with a side of super hot sauce!! 🤣🤣🤣🌶🌶🌶🌶
Add an extra of muthaphuckin Carolina reapers
This was such an adorable rap battle I love Helen Mirren ahahaha
Helen Mirren walking out as queen is my spirit animal
"You thought that you could beat me? Sorry game over. I'll cook this beef his wife and her lover."😂😂
She’s actually in movie similar to that I think it’s a reference to her movie
I read as it came in the video
"Guy who beg to be here".....
Iconic one.. Coming to his show and ruling the stage.. That's truly a QUEEN...
This NEVER gets old. Helen is a queen!!!
She’s such a great sport for doing this.
OMG! There literally is nothing she cannot do! amazing! Bow down 👑🌹💖🙆
Found in Jimmy Fallon's trash,Major Burn from Helen!! Lol
My god , I've always admired and loved helen mirren for all that she is and what she has done, but watching this has taken my admiration of her to another level. This was brilliant viewing, and I'm literally stunned at how well she did rapping 👏🙌😘😘
what a classy diva . total respect for her .
people: stop acting like a princess
me: **helen entering the stage**
The Helen :)
Me: OK.
Helen Mirren is a Queen.
Digant Kaushik nYASS
Digant Kaushik big time
gosh i want to look like her in leather jeans when i'm 70+
No kidding hey!
I want to look like her, and I'm 24
haha true
@@NDBit hahaha
70+ never
She had it from the beginning “Bow down”😂 Helen is awesome! I love her!!!! She is classy and badass!
Hello how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!!
Helen is such 👏🏻 a 👏🏻 BADASS 👏🏻🔥
"It's the only bit you didn't find in Jimmy Fallon's trash." 🔥
Helen is so chill nothing phases her
"Off with his head" 😂😂😂😂😂
Who knew ? HELEN, that was awesome.
I loveeeeeeee Helen, and honestly this drop the mic is still the best
Have to keep coming back to this one. She is ruthless, you can see it on James’ face. Lol
Helen is such a hoot 😂
Pinda Kaas no, hoot. Look it up xD
Pinda Kaas haha yes well I agree xD
"You desperate tater tot!"
Good. I'm not the only one who heard that part 😂😂😂
WTF Helen Mirren SPITTIN' !!!! "Desperate tater tot "!! Lmao 😂
Sam J.W what does it mean?
Sam J.W Tater tots are pieces of deep-fried, grated potatoes served as a side dish. *Side dish* 😂😂
Moniq duncan thanks
"You said that was strictly between us. " Haha.
" they're not my competition they're my ride or die. "
She's an icon
She and dame Judi Dench. National treasures!
"you've been too hel-en back bxtch"😂
"Kneel, Baby Kneel", GAVIN AND STACEY
Finally - this segment is back! ❤️❤️
THIS WOMAN!!!!! FOR TOO MAJESTIC FOR WORDS 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
When James put the crown on everyone’s clapping for him out of pity
" HELEN AND BACK!" OML that was the biggest burn down in oldies history!!!!!!!! KEEP OT UP GRAMA 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😂😂😁😁😗😗😙😙😀😙😙😗😗😈😎😎😄
Mirren slayed - "Poor James Corden will never be satisfied until you find a way to get attention deep fried" !!!
Me: oh wow look it's getting late I should probably go to bed....
*Sees video*
*Wakes the whole house with my squealing*
He Is Awoke And You Will Worship Him ummmmm...Excuse you?
Bailey Bieganek
This woman!!!!
She didn’t just insult his pride, she demolished his sanity.
She plays a sniper in RED, she sniped James right off the pedestal!
Holy hell!!! Go Ms. Helen!!! Major props to the Lady! 🤗
James basically lost the SECOND Helen Mirren stepped foot on the stage.
Or the second this bout was even announced....
When will Patrick Stewart be rap battling Ian McKellen?
Ewan Lim YES!!!!
Not sure either would win
The only thing you didnt find in Jimmy Fallons trash!!
THAT WAS SAVAAAAGEEEEEEEEEE XDDDD OMG
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife & Her Lover references are so so Gold 👍😋❤️
Helen Mirren saying "Kneel, Baby, kneel." satisfied a sexual fantasy that I didn't even know I had.
Allison Anon Yep. Me too
😂😂😂👏👏👏
😁😁😁
hoLY SHIT
me too🙈
Damn Helen knows how to flow.
best rapper "in this time slot"
"Woman are a force to be reckoned with and I reckon i wrecked you, you've been hell-en back b*tch"
I can't stop laughing fgfmgmfgf
No matter what, I love him and all his guests. And Mirren is just wonderful!!!
God save our gracious Queen!
Long live our noble Queen!
God save the Queen!
Send her victorious,
Happy and glorious,
Long to reign over us:
God save the Queen!
Helen absolutely slayed this! Best drop the mic so far.
Hello how are you doing? Hope you’re having a wonderful day!!
Omg what even was this they get better each time 😂😂❤❤ forever have love for James Corden 😂😂
I love this one so much, because she didn't need to bring James' height or weight to diss him.. Absolute legend..
Just watching this more than 2 years after is aired, but boy is it funny and beautiful!!!!!!
*DROP THE MIC W/ MORGAN FREEMAN* y'all
Taught your little mister to tingle. WOAH
that "you've been to Hellen back" line was lowkey fire
WHEN THE QUEEN ORDERS U TO KNEEL AND BOW DOWN, U KNEEL AND BOW DOWN!! NO ARGUMENTS, NO LOOKING UP, ONLY LOOKING DOWN!! DO AS SHE IS TELLING WITHOUT MAKING ANY FACES OR CRYING!! NO QUESTIONS ASKED!! OTHERWISE, BRUTALLY PUNISHED AND OFF WITH UR HEAD!!
He just so nice he doesn’t try to win , he is very good with words and it’s obvious he isn’t even trying since he is the host . What kind man .
This was awesome!!!! Helen Mirren is proof that she has a punch to her comebacks!!!! Thank God she won because she had lines that were straight 🔥🔥🔥🔥
“Poor James you will never be satisfied until you find a way to get attention deep fried.”
That is the line of the battle for me😂
HELLO YES 911 I'D LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER RIGHT HERE, IN THIS VIDEO
hey its fathhan. I saw it Officer it was brutal homicide
Ha!
@@tj2hunt She's a queen? FULL PARDON. XD
lol
After seeing this one, I’m even more convinced that we need to see Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen do this. It would be epic.
That head nod a 4:38 was so freaking KAWAIIIII