There’s something comforting about watching you live and partake in this simple life style. Getting a shopping list from your mother, whom you still live with. And participating in your daily and simple routine. I miss that shit. Being grown and living in your own sucks ass.
Red Herring yeah I’ve Been on my own since I was 18. And honestly, for a lot of people it comes down to control dude. Sure, parents boot a lot of kids out. But a lot of parents still control their kids even after they’re 18. Because they are living under their roof. And what’s the best way to avoid having your parents still control you after you become a legal adult? Cut ties with them financially from everything and become self sufficient. Including moving out. Because they will still try to control you. And fuck that. It’s my liffffe.
@Snakepit Bytes cans are laced with plastic on the inside. I can’t believe you don’t know. I can also fart on the top of the cans and put it back and you end up put your lips on it 👄. You like the taste now?? You can’t do that to bottle
Yeah I think that buying bottled water is a little silly as well. However, at least where I live the tap water tastes awful! It tastes like it’s full of grit and it smells bad. Hence why I believe it’s warranted in some circumstances.
Farming consumables
xd
While the consumables farm you
He forgot to install a quest helper to find those pepperonis.
Ommggg i laughed so hard hahahd
He's buying consumables from the vendor actually
lmao i love how he goes shopping in the middle of the night to avoid people
he has cockroaches in his attic that need caring for. cant deal with long lines
I do the same thing i live near him lol never seen him before though.
@@kyin45 where?
whats there to see or like about walmart shoppers let alone stay long and wait in long line Im Psychologist btw..
@@dntwantgglplus who like long lines you must have no life or old.
who let the withered out of his cage
One of the withered is escaping
more like ONE OF THE WITHERED IS RUNNING AWAY CATCH IT BEFORE IT GETS LOST IN THE CAVES
7 years and he is still the same
I can literally watch a video of you doing uneventful chores and still be entertained, well done asmongold.
Andy Sauvé That is so true, I cant imagine being interested of anyone else going to walmart at 2:30 am to buy bananas..
Asmongold just doing his dailies
Questing in real life!
@Family Man Im still here buddy
Im watching a 3 year old video at 3am of Asmon at Wal Mart. What am i doing?
You are watching a 3 year old video at 3am of Asmon at Walmart :)
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Same but 1am
Oh yeah same
oh yeah mate, whats wrong with us, why do I feel like im on an adventure with Asmon.
that beany was an excellent choice to camouflage amongst all the other neck beards shopping at a Walmart at 2 am
I'm not gonna lie, I like watching these videos more than the main channel
@ stfu
epic gamer stfu
@@uaespetsnaz2391 STFU
DARKSWATM stfu
Top Gorilla stfu
This is such a vibe. Being alone there for shopping, feel comfortable, no rush, just chilling. Ive never done shopping in the middle of night
remember that bananas are really easy to get, you just get them.
i love how he's basically tweaking out the whole time, trying to get back to cave asap
Coffee Cakes, Iced Brownies, and Beef Jerky. The diet of a champion.
Withered Jim goes to the auction house
Notice how wallmart has a similar soundtrack as asmongold's stream
Good songs
What leveling zone is this?
zuldazar
Blasted Lands - Red Reaches
walmart
Hellfire peninsula
"What is it? Bananas. Bananas are really easy to get. You just get 'em"
This is what I came for!
Love how impressed he is over the Paper plates at 7:50
"Going to Walmart to get Food"
Me at 3am: *Interesting*
This was genuinely entertaining.
True i watch him and I dont even know why I watch him
you have a nice beard
racist
its his opinion fam
CAPITAL D COLON
I don't think he truly knows how much calm he brings to our lives
There’s something comforting about watching you live and partake in this simple life style. Getting a shopping list from your mother, whom you still live with. And participating in your daily and simple routine. I miss that shit. Being grown and living in your own sucks ass.
Red Herring yeah I’ve Been on my own since I was 18. And honestly, for a lot of people it comes down to control dude. Sure, parents boot a lot of kids out. But a lot of parents still control their kids even after they’re 18. Because they are living under their roof. And what’s the best way to avoid having your parents still control you after you become a legal adult? Cut ties with them financially from everything and become self sufficient. Including moving out. Because they will still try to control you. And fuck that. It’s my liffffe.
@ 2:01 T-Rex roars in the background
Watching these videos make my neck beard grow thicker.
"I don't feel like its a Twinkie day."
"where are the Pepsi"
they were behind his shoulder at 9:20 lol
those were bottles, we don't drink bottles. CANS ONLY.
@@freaknbigpanda need that extra alluminum for guaranteed dementia
@Snakepit Bytes cans are laced with plastic on the inside. I can’t believe you don’t know. I can also fart on the top of the cans and put it back and you end up put your lips on it 👄. You like the taste now?? You can’t do that to bottle
Please never stop making these.
I am amazed at how much I think so much like you when I go shopping at Walmart, Asmon. Especially about bottled water and poop emoji pillows.
Honestly this is the best content out there I don't know why but just seeing Asmon makes me fucking happy
Shopping after midnight is the best. Change my mind.
3 am walmart irl stream when?
I don't think that was a stream man
@@Deathslinger666 he was asking when an irl 3am stream would happen, not when this video was made
Asmon just casually bumbing into his boi "Angel" or some shit, definitely the highlight for me
I was so happy when he found the pepperoni.
5:36 *IN THE HEAT OF THE MOMENT*
Somewhere Dean Winchester just died again.
Even watching him shop 3 years ago is entertaining. Literal content warlord!!
Why do i love watching this beautiful specimen of a human?
How could you dislike this content??
3 am Walmart seshs were the shit. Fuck COVID
Asmongold, one of the only ones to make grocery shopping videos entertaining.
Love these walmart neckbeard POV videos
I wish my walmart would play Raconteurs songs. Guess I gotta go there at 2am
we never knew how good we had it with 24/7 walmarts
Yeah, right?!
I miss 24/7 Walmarts man 😔
@@loafy69 yes in my city there's nothing open passed 10:30 no fast food or anything
Just like I thought, he's the healthiest man on the planet.
My favorite part is when he walks in n the plastic drape rubs against his face lol
walmart groceries are actually expenive af compared to their other products
Popular Neckbeard ventures out into the real world because he was told shopping upped his chance for another legendary drop
1:00 imagine having to wipe your face on a plastic thing while entering a store during 2020
dont sleep on those sweet potato pies..they are LEGIT
Idk why but i really fucking enjoy these "mini vlogs" idk why...but i keep up the awesome work:D
your Walmart has good music
That’s what I was thinking. Wish our store played music this good when I worked retail!
Loved this, I like to go to Walmart around 1 am as I can’t stand other shoppers either.
Asmon: *points at real bananas*
Also Asmon: Unrealistic.
Hostess has always had awesome coffee cakes. I think I'm gonna go get some now.
At the start when he looks around it's like he's about to rob a bank
I love that I can just watch you grocery shop and love it.
i love these vlogs you do. Dont stop! I look forward to them just as much or more than your Asmongold vids.
Watching this again I can agree that the bag thing makes me feel uneasy too. I know the competing stores are watching
i feel like this is how my grandma shops, just grabbing whatever snacks she can find
Its great when you can watch someone go shopping for groceries and they still make it entertaining. "My community is a sea of hard dicks" lmfao
wtf am I watching? Why is this guy so relatable??!
suprised he didnt supermarket sweep the hostess aisle
when he said "I'm getting jipped" it really took me back...
Yeah I think that buying bottled water is a little silly as well. However, at least where I live the tap water tastes awful! It tastes like it’s full of grit and it smells bad. Hence why I believe it’s warranted in some circumstances.
Omfg, you're from Austin??? WHAT! I went to UT!
I missed the part where you buy "FOOD".
Dude i look forward to these sometimes more that your main channel vids! :D shoudla gone with the cosmic brownies tho
The audio makes me feel like someone is blowing directly into my ears
That beard looks so red and bushy like a Scottish Highlander.
Dude sounds like he's in the Amazon Jungle in the beginning of the video lmao
Rumor has it, he's still looking for the pepperoni.
Nah he completed that quest fam
15:26 "P P P P P P P Piece beef jerky"
Asmongold doing his daily quests and returning them to the quest giver His Mom
He's worth 4 million dollars, there's a special reason he lives with his mom, like taking care of her.
PUSSY.
farming mounts in walmart be like
"Thats fucking disgusting! ...S'probably good tho." Asmongold.
CapREEEEEEE Sun?
Lol...I just love you. You remind me of my youngest son!
All of that for $120 would be welcomed compared to 2024
Why can't every other shopping video be as entertaining as Asmongold's? Like, WTF lol?
Still gettin that totinos pizza I see
That intro was some serious Blair Witch shit.
Epic beard dude, keeping doing that
Asmon: "i don't chew gum"
Asmons teeth: "bruh"
Bananas are easy to get...you just get em. LOL
ik he says he doesnt smoke weed but he looks/sounds so stoned
i think fast food has the reverse effect on you than everyone else
Me too. I think i will be skinny forever.
Bananas are real ez to get, you just get them!
i hate grocery shopping irl but i watch asmongold do it for 18 minutes what the fuck
Texas - has bag ban, sells paper plates
That Walmart jams the fuck out.
nice tutorial on how to get fat
"Bananas? You just get them" 4Head
I love these kind of videos, thanks asmon
Lol, I feel the same about bags and betrayal shit
Let's be honest. 3 years later his hobo level has decreased by quite alot. Keep it up Mr. Asmon Gold
cant wait for the sequel after covid
Social distancing MVP
"the fuck is this, the wheel fucked up"
Not sure if it's the recording or what, but i've never heard this much noise in a supermarket, even during the day.
why is this in my recommended feed in 2020?