Dude, Bert has a good woman. The stuff he described she did for him when he clearly really needed it is honestly amazing. I hope I have someone to hold me down like that one day.
Hold hope, my husband and I bonded over loving the same podcasts/comedy and we’re now blessed with a 7 month old and 5 years of marriage at 32. My husband was supportive through my history of addiction and I’ve been here for him during his worst days. Just keep showing appreciation for people the way you’re speaking now, that positive energy goes so far. You’ll find someone with the same good vibes. 🙂
Called it. Knew you were going to get bernt on, Been waiting. Next has gotta be Mrs Jean's "Christina P" an OG. Keep up the great content ladies. Respect 🤜🏽
Annie is like a bird outside of your window that never stops twittering. You wake up to it. You go to sleep to it. It goes on steady all day every day.
Omg, the spinning yourself into a circle is something I relate to soo much when it comes to health anxiety. Once you get it in your mind you cannot let it go
Love watching The Machine Berty Boy Bert Kreischer on this week's episode. He's the reason I started following all these podcasts and comedians. Bert has this charisma about him that makes you feel like your part of his family. I'm so grateful that you queens had him on your pod, you all are beautifully amazing and just take me on a new adventure each episode. Thank you! Also, the LIVE was phenomenal and can't wait for the next. OMG Trash Tuesday and Bert Kreischer LIVE I'm in for that adventure. Always peace love and happiness.
Tbh you guys should’ve just uploaded the full 3 hour episode, we know Bert was talking for AT LEAST a couple hours 😂😂 LOVE seeing Bert and Annie go back and forth haha
Ladies, your outfits are on point! And love how worked up about veneers Annie got. I get it. And also the discussion on anxiety is so relatable! The more I learn about Bert, the more I like him. You wouldn’t think about a guy like him (seemingly) having anxiety and buying his daughters flowers.
I feel like that would mean Santino will be out in Bad Friends but he will be here at Trash Tuesday. Because there were episodes where Khalyla called Bobby or Rudy on the pod and they were shooting at the same time. One time Santino left a voicemail for Khalyla's birthday and Khalyla played it on the pod.
I have ADHD and my 7 year old daughter probably does too. When Annie brought up the line of the socks messing up her day... that is my daughter. We have been arguing about socks her entire life.
I'm type 3 combined adhd. Bert needs to come back in here but also have Bobby Lee on, for a super adhd batshit crazy episode. It would also draw in a ton of adhd viewers since we like seeing people who we can relate to.
Thankyou ALL!!!! Amazing perspectives from a caring MAN. who would have thought it possible? We all live here, and, some of us, love it and fear it at the same time! Loveyou
The socks situation as a child brought back all the memories Annie I swear all your memories that you bring up that no one can relate to for example “camp nowhere” just a lot of stuff and not being able to be in the convo kills me
Weird to say it but as far as the comedy podcast genre this is in the top 10 as far as how organic the flow and consistently entertaining the conversation is. Perfect environment for Berty
@@kb5509 yeah, they are. They’re like, “Oh, we don’t have to cause division and and excommunicate our friends and family for not wearing masks?” “Oh, we can perform our jobs as stand-up comedians, without being told what to do by some Governor?” “Oh, all this nonsense that we have played a part in, has been totally immoral and for the benefit of no one?”
I imagine that Bert is sitting politely in a tiny chair with a fancy hat on, holding a teacup and saucer because some little girls invited him to their tea party
Omg what Bert said about his daughter letting people tell their story is the sweetest. I’m with Bert and Annie though, I don’t know how to not be like “me too” hahaha
It's nice to see bert getting along with the ladies so well. I mainly just watch 2 bears and I know he's a girl dad but I forget sometimes lol definitely a different show from 2 bears lol.
I’ve never resonated more with any story of anxiety and hypochondria than what Bert described with his penis and thinking he had something. Literally to a T. I love this guy because with that I can tell this man truly never lies! Awesome episode.
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Lolol watching Annie and Bert both try to over talk each other is hilarious.
reckon tom would get a word in if she came on 2 bears, doubt it
only need Papi Trugg Wawlk to make it a trifecta of interruption.
My stripper name is Sinnamen.
It is giving me a headache.
@@jamesl5623 That actually would be pretty good, if they drink also.
Bert is totally in his element here. You set him up perfectly for his playlist of stories. This is a great summary of every podcast he's ever done.
Great comment, you may not be the top comment but you’re the most accurate.
So true. And Bert is such a good storyteller that I listened to all the recycled stories once again. And enjoyed them once again.
@@mackenzie174 for sure! I was not complaining at all. The stories have improved with time and he's added so many new tags.
Annie looks so good with her hair pulled back. And her hospital bed 😆 her gesturing her hospital bed 😂
Dude, Bert has a good woman. The stuff he described she did for him when he clearly really needed it is honestly amazing. I hope I have someone to hold me down like that one day.
LeeAnn is the shit.
The times I've seen Lee Ann I've been impressed and I've heard Bert say how blessed he is to have her in his life
You will 🥰 especially if you like this show 🙏
Hold hope, my husband and I bonded over loving the same podcasts/comedy and we’re now blessed with a 7 month old and 5 years of marriage at 32. My husband was supportive through my history of addiction and I’ve been here for him during his worst days. Just keep showing appreciation for people the way you’re speaking now, that positive energy goes so far. You’ll find someone with the same good vibes. 🙂
Don't do it! Marriage is a life sentence!
“Have you ever relapsed?”
“No, but I do love drugs”
😂😂
Typical addict answer
When she says she's sober 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
California sober is doing any other drugs except alcohol haha
@@cent0r She never says California Sober though. Greg Fitzsimmons is always careful to make that clarification.
@@cent0r california sober is yes to booze and weed. No to hard stuff
Called it. Knew you were going to get bernt on, Been waiting. Next has gotta be Mrs Jean's "Christina P" an OG. Keep up the great content ladies. Respect 🤜🏽
Isn’t this guy racist?
Omg Christina P will turn these slugs out!
@@schmidtty1387 4sure, glad somebody agrees with me. Respect
Yes to Christina P!!!
Love to see Christina P!
Annie is like a bird outside of your window that never stops twittering. You wake up to it. You go to sleep to it. It goes on steady all day every day.
You mean Bert???
@@TheChum51 Anyone who watches this podcast regularly is obviously brain dead.
Omg the people who get paid to talk talked and also they have adhd nerd
Bert never shuts the fuck up. No one likes talking like a girl more than Bert except maybe Jimmy Fallon.
@@digitalsalsas dont be salty bc you didn’t get thumbs.
the Slug and Bear crossover
Yessss
1 bear, 3 caves
Miles, is that you?
I was gonna thumbs up this but it's at 69 so I'm leaving it haha
@@carleywatts168🤣🤣
Brent really thrives around all these women.. I really like him and Annie vibing!
Love Brent
him and Khalyla could really get some shit done!
we don't know a Brent
Who tf is Brent.
😂
Bert expressed himself with the girls in a way I've never seen, so authenticly himself but a completely different experience than what I've seen
Yup
He's peacocking. Which is understandable.
he sees what will come of his daughters if he is a neglectful father.. well.. more neglectful
Esther: *doing intro*
Bart: *interrupting with a story about himself*
😂
*Bert
Esther- "Hi slugs, welcome to another episode of trash tues-"
Bert- "So one time I got involved with the Russian Mafia"
@@lockandloadlikehellit’s Brent
Bert and Annie. Looks like Ester and Khalyla are going to get to let their vocal chords rest today.
Duelling monologues.
I feel like at least Annie is a better listener though.
Just thought of this. Brett says he went skydiving with RACHEL RAY and Annie cuts in and talks about her skydiving experience.
@@RebornLegacy Yea but Bert is the goat story teller. Comedians are always their best when they are trying to impress a group of women too.
@@guywithalltheanswers6942 Perhaps, but Annie is the goat of off-the-cuff zingers!
Omg, the spinning yourself into a circle is something I relate to soo much when it comes to health anxiety. Once you get it in your mind you cannot let it go
I love how the episodes slowly keep getting longer and longer :)
So do the adds
Only because Bart can't stop talking.
Things slowly get longer and longer when I watch this too
@@ext93 it happens to me whenever Annie is on screen
Love watching The Machine Berty Boy Bert Kreischer on this week's episode. He's the reason I started following all these podcasts and comedians. Bert has this charisma about him that makes you feel like your part of his family. I'm so grateful that you queens had him on your pod, you all are beautifully amazing and just take me on a new adventure each episode. Thank you! Also, the LIVE was phenomenal and can't wait for the next. OMG Trash Tuesday and Bert Kreischer LIVE I'm in for that adventure. Always peace love and happiness.
same!!!
100 percent
It’s sweet that Bert has a favourite kind of flower and that he would be the one who brings it up.
I’ll predict before I watch that Annie and Bert talks the most in this ep
Really stepped out on limb with this one.
Uh Hundred Percent
Fun game. Safe bet that Bert never stfu… let’s see!
@@jamesmrincon If anyone can hold their own with him its these three
I predict that Bert will talk THE ENTIRE TIME to himself and about himself.
Not once did a person finish a thought without getting interrupted
Wrong, Bruce did lol
@@digitalsalsas I need you to talk to some of my"friends" lol
Thats Bert for ya! Listen to him enough and you kind of start to love him for it.
Ikr?
@@digitalsalsas What a weird thing to say.
When annie said “we can tell” after bert said Salad is so difficult for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Esther being proud of have having had shingles is the most old lady thing she’s said 😂
So rude honestly dude, grow up and if you don’t have anything nice to say please don’t say anything at all
Burnt Chrystler and Annie in the same room is something I've waited a while for, also Esther leveling up from the bell to a gavel lol
"Your roomate probably had everything, he is probably shivering in July" haha that was awesome funny
I also just want to thank Trash Tuesday sincerely because of all of you encouraging therapy and bringing light to it I'm now a month in!
dudesy and trash tuesday uploaded at the same time...so watching this with my left eye and dudesy with my right
is that show cool? seems interesting
Wull hold on a second brother
@@MrCIA312 it’s aight if you treat it like Santa clause. Obviously the ai is fake but it’s funny if you believe
@@DynamiteProd what’s interesting is the fact that it’ll get better. Better meaning funnier? Idk. But i’m 100% it’ll get better
Oh no!!! I’m doing TT first, then Dudesy. Can There be a Dudesy TT episode please? Dudesy, can you hear me?
Tbh you guys should’ve just uploaded the full 3 hour episode, we know Bert was talking for AT LEAST a couple hours 😂😂 LOVE seeing Bert and Annie go back and forth haha
Ladies, your outfits are on point! And love how worked up about veneers Annie got. I get it. And also the discussion on anxiety is so relatable! The more I learn about Bert, the more I like him. You wouldn’t think about a guy like him (seemingly) having anxiety and buying his daughters flowers.
Esther saying "At my funeral I don't want flowers, I want chocolates" lmao
Bert joking about being homophobic and calling random dudes gay. Annie saying “Carlos! Haha” lmao
Annie, you were hilarious in SF, so glad I went to see you!! 🐌
Annie: Bert you and I have the same thing whe-
Bert: where we interrupt each other? Yeah, beca-
Annie: It's ADD, it's ADD!
I know it’s greedy of me to ask after you guys had Bert on this week but when are we gonna see Cheeto Santino on?
Absolutely agree with this. Santino would be awesome lol
The Red Rocket 🚀 is always great!
yes!!
I feel like that would mean Santino will be out in Bad Friends but he will be here at Trash Tuesday. Because there were episodes where Khalyla called Bobby or Rudy on the pod and they were shooting at the same time. One time Santino left a voicemail for Khalyla's birthday and Khalyla played it on the pod.
I have ADHD and my 7 year old daughter probably does too. When Annie brought up the line of the socks messing up her day... that is my daughter. We have been arguing about socks her entire life.
I have it, and experienced the same thing! I highly recommend TNA socks. They are all I wear now.
I'm type 3 combined adhd. Bert needs to come back in here but also have Bobby Lee on, for a super adhd batshit crazy episode. It would also draw in a ton of adhd viewers since we like seeing people who we can relate to.
“He’s probably shivering in July” is gold!!😂😂😂😂
"Don't you party Bert?" is so good lmao
Thankyou ALL!!!! Amazing perspectives from a caring MAN. who would have thought it possible? We all live here, and, some of us, love it and fear it at the same time! Loveyou
You guys have got to get Christina p on here.
And THEN have these 3 on YMH together. I already know how "horrible or hilarious" will go.....
@@truebabyben Why?, so Tom can kill himself? Nope.
FAT STICKS!!! I was so excited to see the slugs on your stories 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Could you be anymore rude?
Okay good I’m not the only one who fell in love with fat sticks after that episode
Annie: “how many men have you been with?”
Bert: “none!😅” *while simultaneously holding up 10 fingers*
I miss that part cu I was just listening and not watching but I still laughed bcuz I pictured it 🤣
I really like the girls outfits and hair in this one. They look so good
especially esthers hair.
The socks situation as a child brought back all the memories Annie I swear all your memories that you bring up that no one can relate to for example “camp nowhere” just a lot of stuff and not being able to be in the convo kills me
Sammmmmmme
A trash tuesday intern? Oh, how I would love that job!
Burnt's "healthy" salmon face skintone blends nicely with his background wall it's mesmerizing
Lmao it really is similar
I love how at 29:26 Esther is in a love trance with what Bert is saying, and then finally climaxes at 30:50 with her declaration of love . lol
best guest in a while. Always love Bert on podcasts
I love Annie’s stories ❤️😍 y’all should have Steve O on the show
Yes!
It is sooo Bert of Bert to buy HIS favorite flowers for his wife and daughters rather than theirs
Sooo Bert? You guys pals? You talk on the phone?
Watching Bert hold a banana is for some reason really funny to me. Love it!
the putting the beer back where it belongs ...was actually genius for real ...
LeeAnn Kreischer as a guest please!
Weird to say it but as far as the comedy podcast genre this is in the top 10 as far as how organic the flow and consistently entertaining the conversation is. Perfect environment for Berty
Esther’s amount of shock lately seems life changing
I think many people are going through intense spiritual awakenings, lately.
(Especially the authoritarian Democrat-types)
@@Americansikkunt they're not.
@@kb5509 yeah, they are.
They’re like,
“Oh, we don’t have to cause division and and excommunicate our friends and family
for not wearing masks?”
“Oh, we can perform our jobs as stand-up comedians, without being told what to do by some Governor?”
“Oh, all this nonsense that we have played a part in, has been totally immoral and for the benefit of no one?”
@@Americansikkunt settle down mate.
@@Americansikkunt are you ok?
‘What’s the name of that flower that sits in WATER in a VASE?!’-Bert Kreischer 😝
I would LOVE to see Annie on Leannes podcast
First time coming across this channel and wow, great stuff
I imagine that Bert is sitting politely in a tiny chair with a fancy hat on, holding a teacup and saucer because some little girls invited him to their tea party
Don't forget the ribbon and price tag hanging off his tea party hat. Lol
59:00 The way the music is still going on😂😂
We need more Esther on this episode!!!
"He's probably shivering in July..."
Lmao Annie the best.
46:28 was the smoothest edit ever. Wouldn't have noticed if I wasn't watching.
Wouldn’t have noticed if it wasn’t for this comment lol😂
Annie visiting Guatemala 🇬🇹, my home country, just made me so happy for whatever reason.
"Goddamnit Im gonna look like an alcoholic" - Bert Kreischer.
I fucking died at that part
When bart yells over Annie about Esther trying to figure out what spelunking is 😂😂
Lmao Bert is oddly the perfect fit for this show.
35:50 great joke Annie
Calling people names and disrespecting challenged people isn’t cool so please be mindful
So glad I saved this episode for right now!! Bert has his Jacksonville Jumbo 🦐 hat on!!! Love this FLA boy!!
The fastest hour I’ve ever experienced 😂
Omg what Bert said about his daughter letting people tell their story is the sweetest. I’m with Bert and Annie though, I don’t know how to not be like “me too” hahaha
It’s not the sauna it’s the alcohol Bert
I like that he had to address that; stop reading the comments Burnt Chrysler.
Great pod ladies and Bert. Shout out from P.F. Changs gang.
Get your apron back on, Bapa. Table four needs bussin.
It's nice to see bert getting along with the ladies so well. I mainly just watch 2 bears and I know he's a girl dad but I forget sometimes lol definitely a different show from 2 bears lol.
Yo Annie explaining she wants to skydive at the worst skydiving is super funny
Annie is really quick and freaking hilarious awesome comic
Sitting here with both my socks inside out feeling attacked
Lol true
I can’t tell you how many times growing up people have said I have a stripper name 😑🤣
Checks out
This podcast never disappoints. Love it.
Best episode! and amazing chemistry!!! :)
Being claustrophobic, I cannot get over the cave stories. AGH. Love, love, love, these 4... we really needed another hour. LOL.
Can't wait to listen to this one!! Love you girls! 😍
wholly jizzz I am so excited for Trash Tuesday future - gunning for big things for ya'll
I didn't get the chicken in the mine joke, then Googled Michael Roof. Apparently his nickname was Chicken. Annie is quick af on her feet respect
That was awesome. All of you on this podcast are perfect together
Trash Tuesday at that live comedy festival Bert is putting on would be so cool
ANNIE SAYING BEAR-TANK INSTEAD OF SHARKTANK WAS HILARIOUS AND MISSED. WHAT A BEAUTIFUL BRAIN. 🧠
Woooohoooo!! Bert!!!! Good morning slugs
“Am I gonna get yellow fever next?” Lmao
Shout out to Esther for dressing like every junkie-buying-menthols-at-the-fast stop ever.
“Walk me to my truck” 😂
The OCD and the anxiety can really make you spiral and think yourself into sickness. I hate it so much.
Dipsea is THE BEST. Long time customer here!
I’m in love with Annie Lederman
"It's like a baby feeding you" is the funniest thing Bert's ever said lmao
Tuesdays are the best day of the week. #sluglife
Thank you ladies for this episode!
"People will think I'm an alcoholic" - Bert
Shout out to Bert for rocking the Jumboshrimp hat. Duuuuval
The sauna doesn’t make Brent look like an alcoholic, the alcoholism does.
he really said they're girls here gotta lie about why i look weird
Bingo
Who’s Brent?
@@moore.k9028 Brent kursher.
@@moore.k9028 Burp Kruncher
I could listen to you four all day!
Bort Chrisher!! And you three have a magical combination spiritually.
Bunt Pilsner was a great fit for this pod
Bert is my hero. Love that guy!
22:00 Dermatologists never just do face stuff, my grandfather was one and he had the best venereal disease stories
I never thought about it until this episode, I would never have associated dermatologists with VDs, but I guess it makes sense lol
Go on...
"Candi with an I?" 😆 🤣 😂
I’ve never resonated more with any story of anxiety and hypochondria than what Bert described with his penis and thinking he had something. Literally to a T. I love this guy because with that I can tell this man truly never lies! Awesome episode.