Worlds first chair with 2k subs ...uh... Scrubby... Billy Mays has been dead for years... I’m sorry, but I don’t think the dead are going to come back to kick some ass. Except General Patton. He would
Some Seal on the Internet One time a bird flew into the window in my 6th grade class room and died on impact. I’m a sophomore now. However I’m still scared.
Ok, a school near me had a giant fight. Literally everyone was on the tables and they punched each other and more. The school was on the news, some kids got arrested, one or two people got a dog cone on their neck and so much more.
My school has a dumb rule where we have to put our phone in a locked pouch for the whole day then at the end we can unlock it and everyone hates it and it’s so dumb and the fabric is so rough it scratches your phone and my staff doesn’t even care 🤬🤬🙄🙄
You said I wouldn’t like to sit next to someone who sings opera every day. It sucks and not cause they are bad but because it is so good that it’s so cringe
theres a loop hole to that stupid "not allowed to sit on the table twice" rule tho lets say the jocks are at the left and the emos are at the right, all the jocks could just move to the right and all the emos move to the left
I had an abusive teacher who would get me in trouble for no reason. This was back in 6th grade. But then the next year she got demoted to 4th grade teaching. I went to a Catholic school so there were severe consequences for getting in trouble. I went to the principal and explained my half. Apparently, my teacher came down and told the principal that I was essentially a horrible student. I was I'll admit, I was a little rebellious, but then once I had felt like death, people apparently began seeing where I had come from. My teacher wasn't only being mean to me, she was actually doing the same thing to other people. Then, armageddon. My teacher got mad at me for a reason I forgot, and then told me to go into the hall. I said simply no. Then I eventually comply but then I tell her off. Little 12 year old me, tells her why I hate her. I kind of remember what I said. "Look, I don't even know why you hate me, I tolerated you but you are just a bad teacher. I bet you got fired from your last school you old witch, you slime, you hag! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!! I then call my mom because I don't feel safe at school. Then, I just didn't go to the last few days of school. Apparently people in my class heard this. I just kind of let it be. That was the worst year of my life.
When you mentioned the drama kids protesting I Immediately thought they'd set up a Les Miserables type baracade and yell about how the school is taking away their rights, waving a flag with the school mascot on it. I may be the goth kid but I know a decent bit of theater things seeing as I'm goth cause I was raised on shit like Sweeney Todd, Little shop of horrors, repo the genetic opera, and rocky horror picture show among many other things
same here at my school were not supposed to play tag at recess and everybody still plays tag but the staff at recess don't do anything about it for some odd reason
That is the best quote of 2020: "As Taylor Swift said in an Instagram quote in 2011, " Only God can judge me". Well guess what Taylor, God has judged you, and he thinks you suck". LOL
At my school, we have a cafeteria that has about ten big big tables, one of them is used for the lunch detention kids, then outside there are a bunch of small circle tables and that's where everyone kinda keeps their groups
In my school, we got a new princabal and kids were leaving trash and food everywhere so they are making us do the janitors job and sit with our homeroom class and it is starting a lot of bad things like fights, kids skipping classes and going to the wrong tables on purpose which affects the entire class because the new principal is making us do cringey things to get prizes and she still won’t do crap about it
my school made a rule where you NEED to go a sertain way to get to class. So you can see your next class but you HAVE TO go around the building to get there and your probably late to class. thanks school (:
My old school banned hoodies. My old school was a square nothing in middle we could go around six grader hallway so most of kids are late. When I was elementary we had sit girl boy girl
swag swag
Very swag bro the fact that you can talk about swag means you have 999999999999999999999 swag points
I sent you a screen shot of my post notifications in October and you haven't looked at it
Swag
Hey scrubs, your my favorite youtuber, I watch your vids everyday
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Random fact: The average male gets bored of shopping after 26 minutes.
😂
This is extremely true, except if it’s with your girlfriend
Fun fact: you can fit a whole hot cheeto up your a-- nevermind
Pokémon trainer Sun and it’s a very specific shop...
Bruh Button Unless it’s with MrBeast
Scrubby: literally dies
Also scrubby: I hope your having a good day I know I am
Maybe he went to heaven😂
No he went to super heaven
Seems legit
Bruh😂
Worlds first chair with 2k subs ...uh... Scrubby... Billy Mays has been dead for years... I’m sorry, but I don’t think the dead are going to come back to kick some ass.
Except General Patton. He would
Scrubby's stories: Ten kids in my cafeteria got arrested!
My stories: *One time a bird pooped on me.*
Some Seal on the Internet it was actually just your sisters little live pet
Lucky only thing to happen with is a butterfly landed on me once
0:44 scrubby: and go check out my ig
me: I just got a weird feeling that makes me wanna self promo
hey you know the civil war is a story
Some Seal on the Internet
One time a bird flew into the window in my 6th grade class room and died on impact. I’m a sophomore now. However I’m still scared.
i was on my fav game and like then this popped up and i clicked in a heartbeat like bro...no cap best youtuber ever
same
Yes sir!
When scrubby runs out of ideas
Him: So guys this is another Instagram story
Spaghetti-O’s are Italian Cheerios.
@@Shannonsweets no there... omg they are
Ausernametolongtomakesence did you just rhyme?
he needs a shirt that says “no joke no scam”
thanks for so many likes i’ve never gotten this much
He should also make one that Says 1v1 me no scopes only
That was my idea :(
I agree
@@alizaa6544 no more evidence for the last guy/she above of you
@@eth1987 ?
I lowkey wasnt even listening to the story i was so into the gameplay
Minecraft is back lol
😂
SAME
yes comrade
xd
Scrubby: *is slowly dying an agonizing death*
Also scrubby: hello guys I hope you're all having a fantastic day, I know I am.
Please do more podcasts, I listen while I'm at work and they're funny as hell!
Last time I was this early was when jojo siwa had a hairline
*never*
r/ihadastroke
petition to make scrubby and techoblade play minecraft together
V
DanielTheIdiot I agree
Agree
Day 2: Asking Scrubby to call that girl from that one wedding he crashed.
Someone is already doing this
Support them
@@tylerm4435 why not support them all?
Me: see’s a scrubs video
Me: is excited
also Me: how is he going to threaten me to press the like button 🙃
I press it anyway nub
@@kip3427 :/ wow your mean you said nub that a bad word wait i said it *AHHHHH FORTNITE HELP MAH*
With Billy Mays coming back to live and hitting you with a club sandwich
everyone: i love billy maze
scrubby: he will beat you with a sandwitch so like
I wonder how he will find a witch especially in the sand
@@Placeholdername2 he finds it in oxi clean sand in one duh you didnt know that
@@whykhai ah I forgot
@@Placeholdername2 yeah happens to all of us
No one:
They: *All got arrested*
Ok, a school near me had a giant fight. Literally everyone was on the tables and they punched each other and more. The school was on the news, some kids got arrested, one or two people got a dog cone on their neck and so much more.
I clicked right away because scrubby is my favorite TH-camr
Not first
Not last
But I watch Scrubby and that's final
enderboy3017 thats me
Same
I had the 69 like
Tiger 27 nice
wow so your final or last
"Stop putting words in my mouth Jimothy"
- Scrubby 2k19
I always love the “at one point, I’m pretty sure “
When ever teachers says no phone it just make it where kids want to do it more
“ Put in back in your pants or leave.”
- Scrubby 2019
I’m scared it wasn’t a bullhorn
@@myvirtualpersona7975 imao
I should be studying for mid-term exams..... but scrubby just uploaded
Has anyone watching this realized that your life isn't as crazy as you think it is
Don’t get anyone pregnant if you do make sure they’re hot best quote ever
Is it just me or does scrubby do bed wars for cafeteria stories
1:06 fun fact, it is the same food, the stuff your eating at school is provided by the federal government and is the same to prison food
Damn when I saw that afk guy on ur team i felt the disappointment
My school has a dumb rule where we have to put our phone in a locked pouch for the whole day then at the end we can unlock it and everyone hates it and it’s so dumb and the fabric is so rough it scratches your phone and my staff doesn’t even care 🤬🤬🙄🙄
I was playing CS:GO on that grind, saw the email of your new video. instant click. Best TH-camr no question.
You said I wouldn’t like to sit next to someone who sings opera every day.
It sucks and not cause they are bad but because it is so good that it’s so cringe
5k more Ryan, YOU CAN MAKE IT!!!
theres a loop hole to that stupid "not allowed to sit on the table twice" rule tho
lets say the jocks are at the left and the emos are at the right,
all the jocks could just move to the right and all the emos move to the left
My school tried to tell people to do this but didn’t enforce it. So no one did it.
him playing bedwars me tryhards every day
Also the best trap for bedwars is mining fatigue
Scrubby: plays Minecraft
My friend watching over my shoulder screaming with happyness: MINECRAFTCETO!!!!!!!
I'd be freaked out if Billy May's came at me for not liking the video. Since he died in 2009.
I had an abusive teacher who would get me in trouble for no reason. This was back in 6th grade. But then the next year she got demoted to 4th grade teaching. I went to a Catholic school so there were severe consequences for getting in trouble. I went to the principal and explained my half. Apparently, my teacher came down and told the principal that I was essentially a horrible student. I was I'll admit, I was a little rebellious, but then once I had felt like death, people apparently began seeing where I had come from. My teacher wasn't only being mean to me, she was actually doing the same thing to other people. Then, armageddon. My teacher got mad at me for a reason I forgot, and then told me to go into the hall. I said simply no. Then I eventually comply but then I tell her off. Little 12 year old me, tells her why I hate her. I kind of remember what I said. "Look, I don't even know why you hate me, I tolerated you but you are just a bad teacher. I bet you got fired from your last school you old witch, you slime, you hag! YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!! I then call my mom because I don't feel safe at school. Then, I just didn't go to the last few days of school. Apparently people in my class heard this. I just kind of let it be. That was the worst year of my life.
Those drama kids really started a game of team death match during lunch.
Epic new upload. Thanx Scrubster.
Hey Rayan I had a very bad day at school and yiu make my day thanks for uploading daily
They tried that same thing in my school
They have had an hour for lunch but now it’s 15 minutes
Same
When you mentioned the drama kids protesting I Immediately thought they'd set up a Les Miserables type baracade and yell about how the school is taking away their rights, waving a flag with the school mascot on it.
I may be the goth kid but I know a decent bit of theater things seeing as I'm goth cause I was raised on shit like Sweeney Todd, Little shop of horrors, repo the genetic opera, and rocky horror picture show among many other things
If these stories were all actually scrubbys he'd have the craziest life ever like every subscriber story
Less work than 10 dislikes and I just finished my homework and thank god scrubby got an upload cuz I’m bored af
At my school, the prison kids and jocks are the same people!
Pandaslaughter is the kind of person you always want on your team
All the teachers disliked
same here at my school were not supposed to play tag at recess and everybody still plays tag but the staff at recess don't do anything about it for some odd reason
Scrubby should do a podcast
OMG!!! I was playing Bed Wars on 12/8/19 and saw your gamertag in my Hypixel lobby. (Scrubae)
Sounds like a lit school
The teachers should’ve just gotten advice from “High School Musical”
In my old school we had something worse than moving, we had silent lunch, in silent lunch we couldn’t talk to nobody
I was so happy you were playing bedwars, I didn't even care about the story...
I did enjoy it tho
Was there a theater kid table? Thats where i would sit bc i was friends with a bunch if them
You should start a factions series while doing storytimes. I’d also like a gameplay channel :D
Best story time ever
"All the kids that hate their life sit under a table."
That is the best quote of 2020: "As Taylor Swift said in an Instagram quote in 2011, " Only God can judge me". Well guess what Taylor, God has judged you, and he thinks you suck". LOL
No one:
Scrubby:
*uses Minecraft footage for the story*
10:06 ricardo thanoshas joined xD
me: plays skywars
Also me: sees scrubby playing bedwars
me again: wow
On the other hand at a private school, we got 5 star food. Not trying to flex. I’m a middle class citizen.
Hey bro keep up the great content
At my school, we have a cafeteria that has about ten big big tables, one of them is used for the lunch detention kids, then outside there are a bunch of small circle tables and that's where everyone kinda keeps their groups
All the kids who hate their life sit under the tablemy whole class--well we live here now
In my school, we got a new princabal and kids were leaving trash and food everywhere so they are making us do the janitors job and sit with our homeroom class and it is starting a lot of bad things like fights, kids skipping classes and going to the wrong tables on purpose which affects the entire class because the new principal is making us do cringey things to get prizes and she still won’t do crap about it
At 1:35 he's talking about smashing a head on a table at lunch which literly how a fight at my school ended today
my school made a rule where you NEED to go a sertain way to get to class. So you can see your next class but you HAVE TO go around the building to get there and your probably late to class.
thanks school (:
just start a war like this guy did
@@Makarosc The teachers where wrong... vilence DOES solve problems (i know I can't spell)
then there’s my school, no cafeteria under 200 kids. Man I love canada 🇨🇦
Pettition for merch that says
"No joke no scam" in black blue and white
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You the best TH-camr
.....EVER
Why does he look like he never played bed wars before
We had slushies in middle school XD and they were huge and were 3:50
Teacher: We gonna make this stupid rule
the kids: WE are gonna protest by causing trouble hah and nothing is gonna go wrong
kids get arrested
WASTED
7:23 “Ha ha ugly Betty ugly Betty slap her in the face”
lol black Tuesday was what they called the market crash that was partially responsible for the great depression
In my elementary school had assigned lunch seats and they didn’t allow us to talk
my school had a brawl called the snowballbrawl i gave a kid a black eye ._.
So we just gonna ignore the fact that your almost at one mil?
My old school banned hoodies. My old school was a square nothing in middle we could go around six grader hallway so most of kids are late. When I was elementary we had sit girl boy girl
they did the same thing at my school. but everyone in my school are the ailles and axis becasue they hate each other
My elementary school tried to do something like that but it was hard to control us in some situations so they stopped it
Merry Christmas
How tf is your second channel creeping up on your main channel
What’s up guys it’s your boy scrubs
*gets 994,000 subs*
That’s what I call content
Hey scrubs tell Billy maze to bring it on I ain't afraid of him.
wtf this man hass his chat size on like max
edit: its just his 20 fov
I have a kid in my school that threatened to kill everyone in the school and the teachers do nothing
WTH
Every teacher ever lol
My principal looked through my phone and found an edgy video I made where I made school shooter jokes and I had to get a mental evaluation
Someone can bring a ping pong paddle and ball to every class but me and my friend can throw a mayonnaise packet in lunch
YOO THIS HAPPENED IN MY DISTRICT AROUND THIS TIME TOO
Wait, is Scrubby's channel about to get 1Mil???
My school tried to do that but it only lasted a day because The teachers just want people to stop talking but people just started talking more
Mom:So how was school today
"Starting a fight when your the kid in the wheelchair usually leads to you getting pushed down the stairs"
-Scrubby
We have assigned seating in our lunch room scrubsticles
only if it happened at my school