liza: Dont go to sleep David: I'm not going to sleep Liza: The doctor said if you close your eyes for too long you'll die. David: I'm not going to slee- o_o
“My feet are so prettyyy”. “That’s George Bush”. “My names Jeff”. -why did I replay that moment over and over😭. Also the way he looked at Liza after the “My names Jeff” was so cute🥺
David: *Falling Asleep* Liza: "Doctor said that if you close your eyes too long you'll die!" David *gets up really quickly* (Lol Liza just kept making David clueless of everything)
“My feet are so prettyyy”. “That’s George Bush”. “My names Jeff”. -why did I replay that moment over and over😭. Also the way he looked at Liza after the “My names Jeff” was so cute🥺
*David opens the door to car* Liza: "No David close the door, somebody's gonna hit it, Tesla close door!" David: "My feet are so pretty" Liza: "Yes your feet look very nice" (that might have not been the right order but I just thought that was hilarious)
Liza: no you can't close your eyes the doctor said if you close your eyes for to long you'll die David:*immediately wakes up* Me:*falls off bed* IM DEAD
Liza: David don't go to sleep David: I'm not going to sleep Liza: the dentist said if u go to sleep for to long then ur gonna die -David sits up with eyes wide open-
*starts falling asleep* Liza: YOU CAN’T GO TO SLEEP David: i’m not goin to sleep *closes eyes* Liza: THE DOCTOR SAID IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TOO LONG YOU WILL DIE. David: i’m not goin to slee- *is instantly awake*
*the proud look on his own face when he said my name is jeff.*
kal
Yea the way he looked at Liza when he said it, it was like he wanted her to be proud of him😍
My favorite part😂👍🏼
kal he likes that old meme too much
Candy Cloud David
Liza: "the doctor said if you close your eyes for too long you'll die"
David: literally makes the most "oh shoot” expression ever
just what i scrolled down for xD
same tought in my head
So true
did it hert
Shakira I could just hear him saying it in my head
Sub to wisdom rain, thanks
The closest thing to drunk David, I'll take it.
i know
Lmaooo
Off
Lisa:” do you want to have kids?” David:”for what?” 😂
Cannible alert😂😂
For slavery, obviously
*liza*
They’re all kids lol
When the dentist dropped the tooth I love him
😂😂
Liza is such a good GF, she recorded the whole thing and made it entertaining for the video
And promoted his merch
“Hold up 4 fingers”
“my name Jeff” 😂
666th like
that was SO CUTE
@@suzineeya Illuminati confirmed😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jeff is a 4 letter word!
Faris Al Amoudi you’re smart
liza: Dont go to sleep
David: I'm not going to sleep
Liza: The doctor said if you close your eyes for too long you'll die.
David: I'm not going to slee- o_o
im dying that part is so funny lol
👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Hahahahahahhh
that’s something you SHOULDNT tell anyone while they’re on any substance
I'm not dying today
“do you want to have kids?”
“for what?”
best answer to this question lol 🏆
Lol 😂
😂😂😂😂 my fav
XDD
audrey vicks for what content? Lol
for clickbait!!! duh!!
Lol he can still make puns on laughing gas
whats your price kind sir
Thats how you know puns are your natural form
ikr😂😂
Imagine how liza would be
That’s why it’s called laughing gas....heheheheheheh *coUghE*
2:35 MY FEET ARE SO prEEty
I died😂
Potter Lover OH MY GOD I’M SO DEAD FOR REAL
1 thousandth like
i expect no less than i cancer diagnosis for that accomplishment
@Mr. Graves pretty****
I got drunk asl once and said that exact shit... 😂
2:49
:gets REALLY close to camera:
David: LoOk ItS gEoRgE bUsH
Dank Memes bro I died because his eyes were facing opposite directions😂
This killed me
vine energy
Creepy
"David if you love and you think I am cute don't say anything"
"...."
"that's right babe"
Army
A.R.M.Y❤️❤️❤️
LOL
Lol
2:47 "makes puns after getting wisdom teeth pulled" 😂 I respect him
Is no one going to talk about how awesome that dentist was???
😂😂😂
He literally PEELED David off the floor
Trash ._. Hahahahahah YES
Trash ._. Also why was David on the floor 😂😂
Ikr 😂
Lost Hoodie xD the way you said that
It was scripted
Why’s no one commented on the cutest Effie thing ever, “my name Jeff “
Idk
Ikr lol
And he laughed like it was so funny lol
m... mom ?
No I’m 18 😂😂
Liza: do u want kids
David: for what
LMAO
Bella Bou Literally ME
Bella Bou what does lmao stand for
Cutycutie123 cuty “laughing my ass off”
like how literally right after i saw that part i scroll down and instantly look at your comment gg
Bella Bou FOR VIEWS SON
"do you wanna have kids?"
"for what"
HAHAHAHAHAH
Kristen Fry I felt like no one else heard that but me😂😂😂
LITERALLY was like "is everyone just gonna brush that off?!"
DAVID RECENTLY SAID IN AN INTERVIEW THAT THIS WAS ONE OF HIS FAVOURITE VIDEOS BECAUSE LIZA HELPED HIM SO MUCH MY HEARTTTTttt ♡♡♡♡♡♡
What jnterview? I *have* to see it
@@keziah864 th-cam.com/video/drqgCrwklQg/w-d-xo.html
This one its a j 14 interview
@@AllyshaMighten yes bro diza fan till i die Natalie and david are legit siblings
Ana K omfg i agree idk how ppl ship Natalie and David they remind of a brother and sister
Ana K AGREEED 💯
“My feet are so prettyyy”. “That’s George Bush”. “My names Jeff”. -why did I replay that moment over and over😭. Also the way he looked at Liza after the “My names Jeff” was so cute🥺
After the Jeff thing, he looked so proud of himself. Cute!
Liza: "if you close your eyes for too long you'll die! "
David: "I'm not goin-*opens his eyes and looks around with a scared/tired look*
*opens**
Lonely Hurt Wolf ik😂😂😂😂
Yup 😂😂😂
It took him a minute to register, but when he did...he was up ☝
Salif Eqine lol yea
Me: "David seems like such a child in this video it's adorable.."
Liza: " HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Random Person #1 OR a mom..
:(
not anymore
' *what does this do?* '
"this is laughing gas"
' *oh no* '
Meadow lol
Meadow 😂😂
+Xotechnozoner * 😂😂😂
David:🛌
Lizza: the docter said if you close your eyes for too long you'll DIE!
David: 👁️👄👁️
IM WHEEZING
David: has the biggest oh shit face
Hahahahaha
doctor*
more like: 👁🗨🫦🧿
David: *Falling Asleep*
Liza: "Doctor said that if you close your eyes too long you'll die!"
David *gets up really quickly*
(Lol Liza just kept making David clueless of everything)
Audrey c what minute?
SkyTroop WWR 2:38
SkyTroop WWR 2:30
SkyTroop WWR watch the vid
This part made me burst out laughing
His little smile at Liza when he says "my name Jeff" is like the most precious thing I've ever seen
Emily Dull I love it!!! Lol the smile he gaves after hahaha
Emily Dull So cute!😂😂
Emily Dull I know right I played it many times
liza comments ONLY I CAN CALL HIM PRECIOUCE
Ikr!!!!
Liza:”The doctor said if you close your eyes too long you’ll die”
David: (wakes up immediately)
Really i didnt see that part
If it was Scotty he would have fell back asleep so fast
Briana Skeel that’s my fav part
Briana Skeel 😂😂
“ the doctor said If you close your eyes too long you’ll die “ David - “ 😶 “
I was literally like
DId nO oNe SeE ThAT?¿
Funniest part
“Do you wanna have kids?”
“For what?”
😂lmao me
Mia WDW Phan I
Mia WDW Phan iii
Mia WDW Phan for click bait
Mia WDW Phan Yess limelight
Mia WDW Phan for beer
“I bwoke my bowne”
“What bone? The big one in your pants?”
Love it.
who's watching in 2020
Yasni _ak me
Bahahaha
After she said let me see it too 🤣🤣
"Do you want to have kids?
"For what?"
😂fs
Bethyyy JW for clickbait
Clickbait lmao
Fs is our school short name😂
Bethyyy JW I thought he said for a while 😂
I love how Liza takes care of David so much why did they have to break up
Going there own way in there career
distance :(
Liza: David close the door
David: My feet are so pretty
Lmao 😂
Hannah Macdonald no it was PRETTTTTTTYYYYYYY
Hannah Macdonald lmfao I was dying 💀
Hannah Macdonald I am going through all the comments about all the funny things, but it's not loading and I'm sooooo impatient rn!
Did anyone notice that he changed his shoes
This killed me
David : *You broke my boonnee*
Omg i love that part its so cute😂😍
Ikr
I no right
“The big one in your pants”
Ikr! But during that didnt u hear liza say "the big one in your pants?"i was dying😂😂
Lizzy why did you Fuck Break up with David🖕🏽
Liza: do you wanna have kids?
David: for what?
this had me dying
Kelly D. S A M E
Kelly D. I'm still wondering how Liza got the car door closed
Kelly D. Mine was"David open your eyes the doctor said if you do you'll die"
Kelly D. I call the hospital cause I have to go to
Jayden Austria it's a tesla it can do it its self
I loved when David just sang about how pretty his feet are🥺”My feet are soo pretty”
2:35
Liza:if you close your eyes too long you’ll die
David:(opens eyes wide)
Lol
Shea Stanley that part killed me 😂
Fav part 😂
Shea Stanley that was my favorite part
😂😂😂
Shea Stanley is that true? or was she kidding
2:45 Dude David looked so scared after liza said "the doctor said that if you close your eyes for too long you'll die"
Danielle Dun I DIED😂😂
LegitQueen did u close your eyes for too long?
Danielle Dun so true !!! I had to replay that like 3 times i keep laughing
Yeah probably was like oh no I can't leave my tesla 😂
Can't wait lmmfao
"Three all guys"😂
Kylie's Corner Toddy, Scotty, and Zane most likely 😂😂
Probably jet
idk, one of them could have been Alex?
Kylie's Corner of
Hi
Anyone else watching this during quarentine
This is literally the best video ever
When he actually believed Liza that if he kept his eyes shut so long he'll die 😂 the look on his face was priceless
💀💀💀😂😂😂
Kim Castaneda true 😂😂
right lol
I know 😂 after she said that he was like I'm not going to- oh wait did she say die I'm up
Also you know he's picking up puns from Liza
Look it's a bush person
Yeah it's George Bush
2:38 "Do you wanna have kids?"
"For what?"
For clickbait obviously, why else would you have kids
Aurora Sparks you need to be higher
Aurora Sparks XDDDDD
David asks such dumb questions
Aurora Sparks I came into the comments just to see if someone thought this
Omg did no one else notice David's genuine happiness when he said "my name jeff" at 2:29
caramel101010 nonono he said "my name jeff"!!! thats the funniest thing ever😂
Who else is here during quarantine
Also who misses liza whith david🤧
Me
Me
the break up video made me cry
Me
@@rhileyelliott7522 fr they were so funny together
Liza: Do you wanna have kids?
David: For what?
I can't😂😂
Mya Dops for the vlogs obviously
Mya Dops something I would say😂💀💀
the subtle "about a week ago" reference..very nice david. very nice.
7FootVlogs NO IT WASN'T
7FootVlogs I was gonna comment that too haha he hit that though 😂
oh hey beau
I died when Liza said David would die if he closed his eyes for too long LMAO He woke up so quick!
2:17 that was the sweetest thing I’ve ever heard! “you bwoke my booooone”
A big one in your pants?
"It's George Bush"
SUCH AN UNDERRATED LINE IN THE VIDEO I LOVE PUNS
Caroline Kelly dude I've rewinded that part like a million times
*iTs GeOrGe BuSh*
I WANT THEM TO GET BACK TOGETHER
UGH SAME
i really dont think it will ever happen (hoping im wrong)
“My feet are so prettyyy”. “That’s George Bush”. “My names Jeff”. -why did I replay that moment over and over😭. Also the way he looked at Liza after the “My names Jeff” was so cute🥺
She’s apparently dating Hunter March
@@kait7404 who Tf is that 😭😂
0:04 - David saying, “About a week ago..” and doing the little dance. 😂
Thanks
Jackie Anderson 😂😂😂
2:40 😂😂😂😂😂David got up so quick bro
Janae Meekins FUNNIEST PART😂😂😂
Ik
Janae Meekins xD
Fan Gurll 2.0 , that was one of the clips that I laughed at 😂
Fan Gurll 2.0 aa
*David opens the door to car*
Liza: "No David close the door, somebody's gonna hit it, Tesla close door!"
David: "My feet are so pretty"
Liza: "Yes your feet look very nice"
(that might have not been the right order but I just thought that was hilarious)
Lmao😂
They're*
Ashley Gonzalez Oh oops I'll fix
Maggie Mc a
when you have a foot fetish
liza: "the doctor said if you close your eyes for too long you'll die"
david: 👀
David: "There something wrong with my mouth"
Liza: "I kissed it too much?!"
Omg I love them so much 😂
Emily's Corner they already in a relationship lol
You...you can't ship them if there already together...
You can’t ship them if they are already dating.... :T
E M SAME
Liza:hold up 4 fingers
David: MA NAME ES JEFF
Me: 😂😂😂😂
Me: 🤮🙆🏿♂️👁👄👁
the smile after he said it was so cute
The Cold Cloud the innocence in his eyes 😍😍😍
Liza: no you can't close your eyes the doctor said if you close your eyes for to long you'll die
David:*immediately wakes up*
Me:*falls off bed* IM DEAD
yeah, because you closed your eyes for too long.
Yazzy Boi looooool
Ana Espinoza I kinda felt bad for David then
I’m sobbing!!!! That look on his face was priceless!!!!
Ana Espinoza SAMEEE😂😂😂😂
Nobody:
David seeing a bush shaped as a person: “loOk iTs gEorGe bUsH”
Liza: How many people have you kissed since we have been together?
David: 3 all guys
😂😂😂
The funny part is it's definitely true
Rose literally
i was gonna like this comment but i saw it had exactly 600 likes and my OCD kicked in
Stephen Davis I was the 666 like
i know he kissed Heath but I can't remember who else
That was still really funny
**Person riding by on a bike** Liza: *Is that a horse?* I'M. DEAD.
Liza: “do you wanna have kids?”
David with no hesitation: “for whut-“
"if you love me and think im cute dont say anything" I WAS WAITING FOR HIM TO WAKE UP AND MAKE A JOKE
Moody Bun So was I!
SAME
Me too!
Omg the george bush joke got me sooo bad 😂😂😂
Karolina Ivoskaite omg same🤣💀
it was so funny I keep repeating 😂😂😂😂😂
his facial expression made the joke 1000 times better lol
2:43 he just jolts up after he thinks hes gonna die if he sleeps AHAHAH
SAME LMAO 😂😂😂😂
*my feet are so prettyyyyy*
yeah David
Miriam Mihalčinová I
Gaming 101 d
IMiriam Mihalčinová
Miriam Mihalčinová
Miriam Mihalčinová l
Liza babysitting David is honestly the cutest thing ever
*you broke my boneeeeee*
Lol that part was so cute
U stole dis comment
Ikr😫😂💙
Liza: David don't go to sleep
David: I'm not going to sleep
Liza: the dentist said if u go to sleep for to long then ur gonna die
-David sits up with eyes wide open-
Swagy Turtle I was dying😂
Swagy Turtle I
Swagy Turtle I
Swagy Turtle I started laughing when that happened
THANK YOU ALL FOR THE LIKES I THOUGHT I WOULD ONLY HAVE A FEW BUT THANK YOU 😊
0:04 did he just say “about a week ago” then did the dance?! LMFAOOO
XD yeah
Yes
I can’t stop watching it now
HAHAHA
Jay Dizzle I was waiting for someone to comment that
2 years later and “look, it’s George Bush” still makes me laugh hysterically 😂
*drifting off*
Liza : don't sleep
David : I'm nOt
Liza : the doctor said if you sleep you'll die
David : I'm not sle-
*Wakes up instantly*
IKR THIS MADE ME LAUGH SM BAHAHAHAHA😂😂
Srishti Singh his face 😂😂 that was so funny
he said 0_0
who else thought that was adorable ;c
I should do this to my family
Aw poor David. That doctor was so nice. Any other doctor would have left him for dead
Roice Rice A dentist aka an orthodontist is a doctor .... seriously look it up ...
💀
the way he lifted his head and opened his eyes wide when liza said that the doctor says that is you close his eyes for too long hell die, give me life
Eva Maura OMG Rightttt I thought it was adorable
2:29-2:37 diza goals even not that romantic but still
2:18 😂😂 you broke my bone!😂😂
But did you hear what she said after that? 😂😂 “which one? The big one in your pants” 👀
“Let me see your broken bone”
*scratches his head*
*David starts scratching his head*
Idk why that’s so funny to me
"My feet are so prettyyyy."
This might actually be my favorite video ever 😂😂
Clara R :3 agreed mate
*My names Jeff*
_looks at Liza like: that’s funny right?_
I died when Liza said that he would die if he closed his eyes for too long and he opened his eyes so wide lol
Liza: Did u cheat on me?
David:Yes
Liza: WHAT?!!?
David:What noo!
Sloths 4EVA I love how his voice is already drugged up to, like _wait noo_
"I kissed it too much, is that what happened?"
LIZZAAAA
I find it funny how in other wisdom removal videos, the person with them tries to help them calm down but Liza is just confusing him😂😂
Kate McHugh Yeah😂
*bike comes past* what's that is that a horse!
Charlotte Dodson lol
No one:
Liza: "Is that a horse?!"
You wanna have kids?
For What? 😂😂😂😂😂
YOU AND LIZA ARE THE REASON WHY I'M LIVING
liss ok sammmmmmmeeeeeee
Liza: "you cant go to sleep the doctor said if you close your eyes for to long you will die"
*Immediately get up* 😂😂😂
Harmony Watson his face too😂😂 fav part
Harmony Watson I DIED when I saw him jolt his head up😂😂😂😂😂😂
Harmony Watson I died when I saw that
Liza: how many people have you been with since your with me?
David: three hot guys
Liza: WHAT
he said three all guys
Liza: “Do you wanna have kids?”
David: “For what?”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh the savagery
lol for clickbait
The look on David's face when Liza said he would die if he closed his eyes for too long 😂
2:35
Liza: close the door!
David: my feet are so preettyyy~
Liza: your feet look very nice
I laughed too hard 😂😂😂
nazhifa truly same!!
nazhifa truly is
same 😂
ARMYS
ARMY
I love that he made this second channel. All the stuff he didn’t think was good enough for the regular vlog is just as funny if not more
“The doctor said if you go to sleep you’re going to die” he woke up real quick I was like I was shook
Liza:If you close your eyes to long you'll die
David:wait what?
GreedyAngel no, it was a joke 😶😐😐😐😐
GreedyAngel lol😂
1:26 can we talk about the fact that David's basically wearing all black BUT has on the BRIGHTEST pair of underwear on....
*B R I G H T E S T*
Buut
@@terrybronson3567 lol thanks
White with colored dots 😁 jeez, so cute.
*P* *E* *R* *V* *E* *R* *T*
Look how happy David Was with liza😊☺️😢
David: You broke my boneee...
Liza: The *BIG* one in your pants?!
Damyan Slavov I came too that part when I rwas your comment
Lol
Damyan Slavov 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Damyan Slavov lol
Damyan Slavov lol
idek but when liza or david post something i drop everything to watch it. Only 2 ppl who can make me laugh out loud at my worst times.
same tho
Aleena Sooter same
same girl
Me too
that is my exact feeling
Liza:If you have you’re eyes closed for too long you’ll die
David:I’m not going to sle-
David:*Stares there trying to stay awake*
OmegaRebirthz ZXY oml help me
That part had me week asf😂😂
2:43 BAHDGWJDGQU THE WAY HE IMMEDIATELY SAT UP
*starts falling asleep*
Liza: YOU CAN’T GO TO SLEEP
David: i’m not goin to sleep *closes eyes*
Liza: THE DOCTOR SAID IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TOO LONG YOU WILL DIE.
David: i’m not goin to slee- *is instantly awake*