SciFi Story - Found Out & My Friends the Humans (Humans are Space Orcs\HFY\TFOS865)

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  • @AgroSquerril
    @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Just a heads up , I will be doing the latest 4 parts of the Pretty Little Deathworlders series over the next week. if you want to rewatch or get up to date here is the playlist.
    th-cam.com/play/PLcfzFNUhrNS2mwNi550UNlbxFDluS2PVx.html

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    That ambassador was smart. Dude had the right reaction there. He also got to watch the Man's execution live.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      yup

    • @aaronsouthard8366
      @aaronsouthard8366 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Too bad he failed to get the humans attention and have the trooper relay the exchange he just interrupted to higher command.
      Also. Nice Wing Commander referance

  • @TheSonicfanx1
    @TheSonicfanx1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +348

    >Earth gets destroyed
    >>Suddenly there's only 2 races left in the galaxy

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      yarp

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Good news, neither are human.
      Bad news, they're human enough.

    • @jesseamaya4413
      @jesseamaya4413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Take the humanity out of a human and you are left with a monster infinitely worse than your darkest nightmares.

    • @therealdamancy
      @therealdamancy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@jesseamaya4413 Take Human out of humanity and you get ity.

    • @demogod4955
      @demogod4955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@therealdamancy Damn, that's deep.

  • @reggiehigh22
    @reggiehigh22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    "Humanity is gone. The humans are all that's left."
    That is such a powerful line. It could be filled with so much horror and unbearable sadness at the same time.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      yup

    • @justanobadi6655
      @justanobadi6655 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They made the mistake of attacking Holy Terra

    • @Navy89SEALs
      @Navy89SEALs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Humans without humanity is the universe's worst nightmare

    • @bryanrogers9693
      @bryanrogers9693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      For. The. Emperor.

    • @yomogami4561
      @yomogami4561 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      sad statement but true.

  • @communistdoggo2929
    @communistdoggo2929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    Humanity:*There home world gets attacked*
    Humanity:”I’m about to do what’s called a Pro Gamer move”
    Humanity:*Proceeds to commit genocide on a galactic scale*

    • @morescodesup2087
      @morescodesup2087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hmmm, I love the smell of a glassed planet in the morning

    • @silvermoonlight4520
      @silvermoonlight4520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      A pro Chad status of a trap card

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@morescodesup2087 I think humanity didn’t glasses there world.
      Due to it said destroyed I think they blow the bloody thing up.

    • @mervinreyes3008
      @mervinreyes3008 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@spacetechempire510 well there no kill like overkill

    • @spacetechempire510
      @spacetechempire510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Yiming Wang human levels of revenge

  • @basbarbeque6718
    @basbarbeque6718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "HAHA, I just killed 17.000.000 humans, I expect to receive their surrender any minute now"
    * Receives a message from the humans with a single link*
    * Link forwards them to the DOOM soundtrack*

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Rip and Tear

    • @drewahrens3141
      @drewahrens3141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Arming the B.F.G 10,000 now"

    • @dantreadwell7421
      @dantreadwell7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      KAR EN TUK!

    • @brianl8481
      @brianl8481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @zyanidwarfare5634
      @zyanidwarfare5634 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I feel like if would be far more terrifying if the link was a rickroll and then they learned that they were being pursued by human hunter class ships

  • @crowsenpai5625
    @crowsenpai5625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    Humans (engage in normal war, with zero war crimes)
    Aliens (Cracks Earth into bits and wipes out surrounding civilian colonies)
    Humans *“EXTERMINATUS IT IS!”*

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      engage the boss music

    • @risingdawnuvu9604
      @risingdawnuvu9604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      would destroying a race entire home planet be considered a war crime? war crime for a war crime.

    • @cmelton6796
      @cmelton6796 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Purging with my kin! th-cam.com/video/WyAEBux88hw/w-d-xo.html

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@risingdawnuvu9604 There is no war crime if the species it was committed against no longer exists

    • @wrigthtalekenavi2066
      @wrigthtalekenavi2066 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      FEEL THE WRATH OF WHAT WE LOST

  • @matejlieskovsky9625
    @matejlieskovsky9625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +207

    Attacking human civilians is a good way to make all humans become soldiers.

    • @beingsneaky
      @beingsneaky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Some humans have never learned that themselves.

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@beingsneaky to be fair it's hard to learn that lesson when we are still divided into countries that are all trapped on a single planet that isn't even fully connected by communications technology. You can make a phone call from anywhere using satellite phones but you cannot make a call TO anywhere or anyone yet. Once all of humanity has access to cell phones at all times it might be possible for all of humanity to learn that lesson but until then there will always be people who don't know enough about human history and culture to learn that lesson.

    • @IRMentat
      @IRMentat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And all the scientists become VERY inventive.

    • @ryantomer4126
      @ryantomer4126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@IRMentat They all get put into the white rooms with workbenches and research devices

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@ryantomer4126along with a blank cheque and the instruction of 'Go Nuts'

  • @genobreaker1054
    @genobreaker1054 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "Humanity is gone. The humans are all that's left."
    That.... was chilling.

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    So many of these stories reminds me of something I heard ages ago.
    "It's a great fear of ours: If you took the war out of us, would there be anything left?"

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      You probably wouldn't have a human, likewise if you took the humanity out of humans all you would have left is a monster.

    • @deadlight88
      @deadlight88 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Nyghtking A beast. A Beast of the Fields, as we once were.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@deadlight88 You would have something worse, a monster in the shape of a man, lacking all forms of empathy or sympathy, caring only for itself and existing only to do what it wanted with no limits to what it would do.

    • @deadlight88
      @deadlight88 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Nyghtking Sounds like a Beast to me

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@deadlight88 The word Beast implies an animal of no real thought like a cow or a mule, a human with no humanity is something so much worse then that.

  • @FedralBI
    @FedralBI 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    That last story was gut wrenching. For the algorithm.

    • @reasonablehiccups4792
      @reasonablehiccups4792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      For the Algorithm

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For the algorithm

    • @jd4083
      @jd4083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol Thanks, i'm the author- I feed off the misery of my readers

    • @bubbyscott7064
      @bubbyscott7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jd4083 your truly evil then 😂🤣👍

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jd4083 This was a good story... thank you for writing and sharing...
      re - "My Friends the Humans"

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    the way that second stoy ended, humanity can be dead even with living humans bumping about. Damn.

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I imagine that as soon as they learned Earth was gone, every survivor heard Rip & Tear play in the background and went on a zerg rush towards the enemy

  • @JEL625
    @JEL625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +330

    2 rules firmly established.
    Rule 1: never attack civilians, they rarely encourage war and are to be protected at all costs.
    Rule 2: attacking a species' home world is a very swift way to give every surviving member a reason to hunt your spices to extinction.

    • @aj_the_infamous1013
      @aj_the_infamous1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Rule 3. If you decide to ignore the first 2 rules, make sure you have a pistol ready and loaded

    • @ten1791
      @ten1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Rule 4. the loaded pistol is for yourself.

    • @arent2295
      @arent2295 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Oh fuck please not my spices!

    • @phasepanther4423
      @phasepanther4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@arent2295
      Can't go to flavor town when you don't have spices.

    • @baronvonkaiser9912
      @baronvonkaiser9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      those damn spices wernt even close to the level of the hot ones challange. yet they still challenged em anyway

  • @cedkira
    @cedkira ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Aliens: cracks earth*
    Michael Nyqvist playing an ambassador: They "will come for you, and you will do nothing because you can do nothing, so get the fuck out of my sight!"

  • @sonicx059
    @sonicx059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Out of all the ones I heard, that one had a somber heart break to it. My friends the humans.

  • @crayzkato6607
    @crayzkato6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Take the humanity out of a human, and then all is left is the pain, the instinct, and the anger. We survived this long by having something to go back to, having some calm after the storm. But being left with nothing is how the rest find out what is left, only the raw husk of a being with intent and no hesitation because there is nothing inside except for what the unforgiving and cruel world put into them.

  • @icouldntthinkofaname3419
    @icouldntthinkofaname3419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Second stories last line was genuinely terrifying. It hit all the old edgy parts of me, it cut deep too

  • @noble_crusader5786
    @noble_crusader5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Humans fighting allowing prisoners and saving the enemy
    Earth gets attacked *happy genocide noise*

  • @DonPatrono
    @DonPatrono ปีที่แล้ว +8

    the second story is the embodiement of "THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GUARD DID"
    Humanity shouted "Cadia stands" as a joke for so much, that when faced with the harsh devastation of intergalactic war and destruction of Sol 3, the terrans will be able to shout "HOLY TERRA STANDS"

  • @marshalapex9792
    @marshalapex9792 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Aliens :"destroys earth 🌍"
    Humans :let me teach you the meaning of scorched earth

  • @alexs5814
    @alexs5814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Damn! that's so sad that this particular ambassador didn't survive much longer than the execution of that stupid general.
    he had a real head on his shoulders.
    edit.:
    the second one is even more haunting.
    "Humanity is gone and only the humans are left." is such a powerful message.
    uff. let's hope that some millenia will be able to let them forget.

  • @badjer4328
    @badjer4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It's an act like that last story that would turn the human race into Terran zealots like in the 40k universe

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yup

    • @ianhogben3472
      @ianhogben3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@AgroSquerril do you play 40k

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ianhogben3472 I do not , but i have some very vague knowledge of the lore

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Suffer not the xeno to live.

  • @IRMentat
    @IRMentat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    A shame about the ambassador, seemed like the type that would have made a helpful prisoner.

    • @nooneofimportance2110
      @nooneofimportance2110 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      To be fair he was Kilrathi. If you don't know, look up Wing Commander.

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The whole story was human propaganda, humanity went extinct shortly after.

  • @thecursedgalleon7096
    @thecursedgalleon7096 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Barely missed, oh well, nice as expected

    • @ZAVB3R3R
      @ZAVB3R3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      True that

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      glad you enjoyed

  • @chenlee9835
    @chenlee9835 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Ah yes I remember reading story 1. The bad kitties got spanked.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      that they did

    • @Caldoric
      @Caldoric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Nah, you're thinking of the "Expeditionary Force" novels, where it's the Maxolhx who're the evil warmongering kitties who eventually get spanked. Somewhere around book 10 iirc...?

    • @lattitude01
      @lattitude01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Are you referring to the Kizinti lesson by chance?

  • @GarlicAvenger
    @GarlicAvenger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Earth/Gaia/Holy Terra/Sol 3/Whatever other name for it you have/Humanities Home World: Is attacked.
    Humans: Doom music plays. Time for war, rage and vengeance.
    Earth/Gaia/Holy Terra/Sol 3/Whatever other name for it you have/Humanities Home World: Is destroyed.
    Humans: Imperium of Man style music plays. Time for death, galactic scale genocide and Exterminatus.

    • @merchskele7507
      @merchskele7507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eyup sounds about right

    • @Caldoric
      @Caldoric 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Humans are like ants. Piss off a few, you get bit a lot. Disturb the nest, and _HOLY SHIT._

    • @involuntaryanalysis
      @involuntaryanalysis 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Suffer not, the xeno to live.

    • @bryanrogers9693
      @bryanrogers9693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The Emperor's will be done!

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dalek shows up. Megalovania plays. Humanity abruptly goes extinct.

  • @silvadelshaladin
    @silvadelshaladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Don't worry about humanity -- that you are worried shows you don't know them well. Once they are finished extracting their pound of flesh for the surprise attack on civilian targets, they will go back to being the poets that you knew before. Your head will spin by how quickly that can happen.

    • @jd4083
      @jd4083 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Hello, i'm the author for My friends, the humans- there are two sequels in the arch that effectively lean towards this. Part of what I had been thinking about at the time was my time in the army, and my friends who have reintegrated into normal life. I had been thinking about how much harder it would have been to reintegrate into peace with a society that itself was radically affected by war. Id say losing your cradle of life is a pretty radical shift lol But, then how much longer would it take for us to right ourselves.

    • @silvadelshaladin
      @silvadelshaladin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@jd4083 I'd actually think LESS time because you wouldn't be exactly going back to the same polite society that you left, and there would be more unity and respect. When change like that happens to someone, they are more likely to try to brings things back to what is no more.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@jd4083 I would say a while and things would never go back to normal but i would say humanity would bounce back, the only thing that really confused me was why the humans hated the other races , the uninvolved ones

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@geoshark12 Probably because the others allowed it to happen.
      Bad neighbors and all.

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@nullpoint3346 ah

  • @neenm4299
    @neenm4299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Wonderful reading as always. I think your voice is getting more comprehensible.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      grinding that xp to become a real bard

    • @neenm4299
      @neenm4299 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AgroSquerril you already have 20 charisma! You can do it!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@neenm4299 just need to save up enough skill points

  • @notyetdeleted6319
    @notyetdeleted6319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The humans did a little trolling in return

  • @CidGaius
    @CidGaius 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Ooooh you never want to find out. It’s never pretty.

  • @TheGameinfreak
    @TheGameinfreak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    A little confusion regarding the first story: Did the ambassador survive the incident, or was he executed on the spot?

    • @helslayerknightclaw1339
      @helslayerknightclaw1339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      killed

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      DOA

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Humanity was not accepting surrender that day.

    • @phasepanther4423
      @phasepanther4423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Doesn't specify. The admiral was killed. And the rest of their race was moving target practice as far as any human cared.

    • @andrewgause6971
      @andrewgause6971 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Not explicit, but heavily implied the guy got slotted.

  • @CrazyJayThaNinja
    @CrazyJayThaNinja 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    They hang in the inky blackness of their space, consumed with rage. We are the only race they will hold a dialogue with, we are the only race they spare.
    It has been a golden age of peace and prosperity. And I would trade it all to have my friends back.

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    I like the stories where we are the xenocidal protectors of some peaceful aliens

  • @royalroses123
    @royalroses123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Aliens: Haha I go pew pew on your colony.
    Humans: welcome to the gulug...

  • @rosebloodwater13
    @rosebloodwater13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh that second one was flat out heartbreaking 💔

  • @valentinlopez6189
    @valentinlopez6189 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I like the first story more than the second. Thank you for the content you created.

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey, I remember Wing Commander! It even had a SNES port!

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I love that series!

    • @Nyet-Zdyes
      @Nyet-Zdyes 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I wish that the movie (Wing Commander) had done better at the box office...
      So that we could have had more of them...

  • @chadman3881
    @chadman3881 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Dude this was a good one. Hell yeah as always!!

  • @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429
    @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That second story made me sad as hell.

  • @darokdeed
    @darokdeed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    YOU DO NOT ATTACK CIVILIANS!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      tis rule 1

    • @bubbyscott7064
      @bubbyscott7064 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rule 2 better have enough ammo for wiping out what's left of the humans

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Course not...
      You have drones for that...

  • @noble_crusader5786
    @noble_crusader5786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Look at all the war we do to each other, how imagine that but to a species that has wronged us

    • @ianhogben3472
      @ianhogben3472 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I imagine that we would hate said species more because when we fight each other its really play fighting

    • @SFox-nf3bo
      @SFox-nf3bo 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Someone once told me, you want world peace? You want all war to stop on earth? Find life out there in the star ocean and humanity will never wage war with itself again, because it will be ready to fight everything else out there. We beat the hell out of ourselves over land, and politics. Imagine a alien race that fucks with us. We wouldn't stop until they were dead. If the earth were to fall and die, the survivors if there are any should be feared the most because stars would start to go our across the universe from the rages of war.

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount ปีที่แล้ว

      Ant colony: Look at all the war we do to each other, how imagine that but to a humanity.
      Basically your situation.

  • @queenbee8045
    @queenbee8045 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Oh a Kilrathi… he should of warned his friends how the kitties became homeless.

  • @donnellebarfield3964
    @donnellebarfield3964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Humans probably gave the aliens the black plaque weaponized

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Great video, loved it!

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    both stories aliens fecked around and found out....how sad
    thanks for the narration

  • @____________838
    @____________838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Story 2: imagine an entire race of Konrad Curze…

  • @juuzousuzuya6962
    @juuzousuzuya6962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Lovely

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    For the Squerril

  • @ZAVB3R3R
    @ZAVB3R3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    That was a good one

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      glad you liked

    • @ZAVB3R3R
      @ZAVB3R3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgroSquerril keep it up love staying up late listening to your vids

  • @AmbroseBoaBowie
    @AmbroseBoaBowie 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That last one was really touching

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You done F#*@#D UP son!

  • @LNIGO
    @LNIGO ปีที่แล้ว

    Second one broke my heart

  • @markschneider8815
    @markschneider8815 ปีที่แล้ว

    Re: The humans my friends. Seems I can still cry.

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thank You for the reading

  • @ericcooley9407
    @ericcooley9407 ปีที่แล้ว

    Really enjoyed this one.

  • @ClokworkGremlin
    @ClokworkGremlin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The reason humans known not to attack civilian centers is because, in any conflict, whatever strategy or action you take, you give your opponent permission to use against you. So long as you restrict yourself to only attacking military targets, your opponent will know to only attack your military targets, and wasteful killing and destruction can be kept to a minimum.
    As soon as you attack soft targets, soft targets are now on the table, and the conflict has entered a whole new dimension in horror. Because not only have you given your opponent permission to attack you where you are weak, but you have also announced that the end of the conflict is no longer when one side surrenders. The conflict can now no longer end until there is only one side left to even participate.

  • @Taneth
    @Taneth ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The race that kills civilians: gets beaten to the dust.
    The race that takes slaves: gets erased from history.
    The race that plays music and shares food: gets behind.

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount ปีที่แล้ว

      Humanity is the only race we know of currently that takes slaves and attacks civilians, and will likely do so until they get extincted.

  • @Achonas
    @Achonas ปีที่แล้ว

    1:20 and I'm so glad it actually is a FAFO story

  • @noneofyourbuisness1679
    @noneofyourbuisness1679 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    You’d think the xenos would learn to keep Earth and its civilian populations out of their wars with humanity by now

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean why should they? They had intergallactic travel while humanity was living in caves. They brought humanity to extinction across coundless of timelines.

    • @noneofyourbuisness1679
      @noneofyourbuisness1679 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount Because they always seem to forget the unequivocal wrath that humans bring down upon anyone that deliberately targets civilians. Sometimes, yes, it doesn't matter, but in most cases I've seen, they come to deeply regret it . . . assuming they survive, that is . . .

    • @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount
      @stopYmpersonatYngmYacCount ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@noneofyourbuisness1679 You are incorrect. Out of the countless cases i have encountered across infinite multiverses humanity is always annihilated, it is not even a fight. They are either exterminated by daleks, turned into sentient block of flesh by the Qu, hunted to extinction by future predators, annihilated by monsters from the underworld, or experimented on by the gray. The elater primarily target civillians, and when humans try to retaliate the grey usually crash their jets, leave them in the dust by zooming away with ten times the speed of mankinds fastest vechicle without making a sonic boom, or appear above military bases and mock humanity humiliating them by activating and then disabling their nuclear warheads. I have virtually never seen humanity win, asides from human made propaganda and stories. Naturally humans think they are special, so were the dodos, there is nothing inherent about the human species that makes it more worthy of existence than the dodo, and the universe knows it. You see, humanity is a bully who grew up on a world where mostly nothing can opose them, just like the dodo. This is why mankind is so utterly defenseless when they face something that can actually do damage. I have seen a single dalek take out a galactic empire of humans by freezing their planets so they would be stuck in the same milisecond repeating on a loop for all of eternity, i have seen bacteria take out invading aliens after they effortlessly annihilated earths entire military, and a being who exterminated humanity across all worlds, only to bring them back in but a few multiverses that serve as sanctuaries. But i am yet to see mankind stand up for itself for more than what is but an instant in the grand scheme of things. Of course they often rely on gods or other aliens for protection, but eventually that too stops working and mankind inevitably goes extinct.

  • @thirteenthangel6482
    @thirteenthangel6482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First comment
    I was clicking play for 30 seconds trying to figure out what was wrong with this thing

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol , sorry bout that. Got loadshedding (Power Outtages) today so I set to up earlier than I normally do

    • @thirteenthangel6482
      @thirteenthangel6482 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgroSquerril all good brother, just greatful for the great videos

  • @inso80
    @inso80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    how much is half decimated?

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      A 5th?

    • @McSkumm
      @McSkumm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Scream_Lord no it would be a 20th

    • @Scream_Lord
      @Scream_Lord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@McSkumm Ah shit, you're right. My brain tripped

    • @nullpoint3346
      @nullpoint3346 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think they're using the other(wrong) version of decimated.
      As in, half of the fleet has only 10% of each ship left.

  • @SLEPhoto
    @SLEPhoto 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Bad aliens in both stories: "But that's not a sane or proportional reaction!" Clearly they haven't met us.

  • @juliane.mfarias9285
    @juliane.mfarias9285 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Its just me or most of this stories portrait humanity as "very cool and chill but xenocidal when angered"
    "What is that for?" Asked the lesser Xeno
    "We dont know, we suspect its from an old culture and a divine figure called The Emperor"

  • @getonthelist5620
    @getonthelist5620 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks to all the tier five supporters.

  • @juanamcintosh4661
    @juanamcintosh4661 11 วันที่ผ่านมา

    ❤ your work

  • @geoshark12
    @geoshark12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Wait was the ambassador killed or just the general?

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@AgroSquerril heck well there goes one person that seems to do there research

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@geoshark12 yup

  • @jesseramsay3975
    @jesseramsay3975 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Never take everything from someone ,youll learn what it held back.

  • @xaviermantha63
    @xaviermantha63 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the stories.

  • @i2gsurgeon525
    @i2gsurgeon525 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Very cool..

  • @ravenouself4181
    @ravenouself4181 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Moral of the stories: If You attack Earth You get Exterminatus'd.

  • @kevincaruthers5412
    @kevincaruthers5412 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You destroyed our homeworld.
    You destroyed our heart, our soul.
    You will now bear witness to what is left, when you take our heart, when you destroy our soul.
    Only rage remains. Only hatred. And all our intellect, passion and desire shall be turned to your destruction.
    Rip and Tear until you are memories.
    .
    And then everyone else should pray we can step back from the edge
    Or they will be next.

  • @johnwatrous3058
    @johnwatrous3058 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Story 1, Woops!

  • @Gr3Nd3LsBan3
    @Gr3Nd3LsBan3 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Ok the first story was funny up until the ambassador's death. The Kilrathi was trying to do the right thing but he didn't have enough plot armor.
    The second story is a tragic truth. Look at how many of our young men have returned home in body, but their heart and minds are still in a foreign land fighting a war.

  • @DailyBasicG
    @DailyBasicG 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lmao dont enslave Humans! Will they never learn! Only other human can do that xD

  • @ZoruaZorroark
    @ZoruaZorroark 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    fist story, is it the same ones that are kitties?

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    more good stories more good narration

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    For the algorithm

  • @Grey-imposter
    @Grey-imposter 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    When you take out what makes humanity human, aka, their kindness, empathy, and care for sentient life, all you have left is a cold, calculating creature, capable of doing everything humanity can, with none of their restraints, take humanity out of humans, and you create a monster.

  • @bkane573
    @bkane573 ปีที่แล้ว

    The enemies gates are down.

  • @markbeiser
    @markbeiser ปีที่แล้ว

    The more you fuck around, the more you find out.

  • @____________838
    @____________838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Kilrathi… That name seems familiar…

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's the name of the aliens from the Wing Commander series.

  • @travisbishop782
    @travisbishop782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Kilrathi? Is the first story set in the Wing Commander universe?

  • @nooneofimportance2110
    @nooneofimportance2110 ปีที่แล้ว

    So this takes place sometime after Wing Commander 3? Because BEFORE Wing Commander, is when the Kilrathi were an actual force in the galaxy, and in WC 3 we destroyed their home world with the Tembler bomb. And it isn't until AFTER WC 3 that the Kilrathi EVER used diplomacy as anything other than a trick.

  • @dantreadwell7421
    @dantreadwell7421 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    . . . Damn.

  • @kyleeames8229
    @kyleeames8229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Tragic.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      that it is

    • @kyleeames8229
      @kyleeames8229 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AgroSquerril There’s that community interaction I love so much! Have you read My Visit to Earth by Volinian_Visitor? It’s an ongoing series and I would recommend it.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@kyleeames8229 i will add it to my to read list

  • @Terran.Marine.2
    @Terran.Marine.2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The second srory😢

  • @davidbaxter7360
    @davidbaxter7360 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hi

  • @Snapdragon0112
    @Snapdragon0112 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “We are both peaceful races”
    HAHAHAHAHA

    • @bryanrogers9693
      @bryanrogers9693 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Laughed when I read that too.

    • @boxtank5288
      @boxtank5288 ปีที่แล้ว

      The narrator knew not that the difference is that THEIR race is Peaceful by Nature, WE are peaceful by Choice.

  • @redraptorx1066
    @redraptorx1066 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    aliens: *destroy earth*
    humans: *chanting of "EXTERMINATE" intensifies*

  • @willowleahy6491
    @willowleahy6491 ปีที่แล้ว

    For thw algorithms

  • @nos2342
    @nos2342 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    To please the algorithm

  • @The100thonly
    @The100thonly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Why did you kill that man?

    • @The100thonly
      @The100thonly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      For the algorithm!

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    FTA

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    FtA, FtA(s), FtDV!

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    For the Algorithm!

  • @murphycunningham2465
    @murphycunningham2465 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    😬

  • @strategygalactic
    @strategygalactic ปีที่แล้ว

    FAAFO

  • @spongemanhere
    @spongemanhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    is that voice put on please tell me you're not trying to sound like that

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Trying? I'd say he's succeeding.

    • @spongemanhere
      @spongemanhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cnkclark but is it intended

    • @cnkclark
      @cnkclark 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spongemanhere Certainly. My point is it's good.

    • @spongemanhere
      @spongemanhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cnkclark that's very subjective, I find it pretty annoying lol

    • @spongemanhere
      @spongemanhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      really not trying to say it's bad, btw! I'm just some internet butthole

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    277th, 13 December 2023