I love that there's like a dozen people all standing around her doing nothing, Cloud swims out of the ocean and staggers up the beach sopping wet, and she's like "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME!"
I’m reminded of Machinabridged Barrett: “Yes Cloud, please tell them how your lips almost saved an unconscious child.” Cloud: “I was trying to beat off giant eel-THAT doesn’t sound any better.”
There are moments in this game that truly remind me of the Machinabridged, like when they forced Barret and Red XIII in a party, I yell "Avalanche Time!", every time they mention "can you do me a solid", and this one!
@@ninjagamer1359 Yuffie was an optional party member in the original and the scene in which she joins you have to pick a correct string of dialogue options where you more or less have to beg her to join
"We have to avoid controversy by changing the Priscilla CPR scene. She's too young. Let's have Cloud try to do it to a 16 year old girl instead! It will be so less awkward."
imagine nearly getting a girl killed because you were too scared to touch boobs. There comes a point where you need to prioritise saving lives than saving face.
This unfortunately has gotten people killed in real life. Female soldiers are more likely to die because nonmedical male soldiers sometimes hesitate or will be less thorough when checking the chest and groin areas for wounds.
@@guillermoelninoWhat kind of a screwed-up world do we live in that you actually have a point? 15 years ago, those would only be the words of some misogynistic nutjob. It's still a little overgeneralized, but I hate how it is a legitimate concern nowadays.
No the thing thats weird is all these people who clearly didn’t play the original, acting like they understand how any of these characters should be acting or what kind of jokes they should make/be made about them. “They went out of their way to make cloud seem like a perv” “it’s really weird” my dudes, he steals Tifa’s pantie as just the easy example. There are others. There is nothing they can do to make he seem like more of a perv then in the original.
@@James_Rustled Good for him if he’s a pervert in the original game but this is alt time line Rebirth/Remake and these characters are all under different interpretations that don’t align with OG.
You know i figure that Cloud, being a mercenary and former SOLDIER, would be more prompt when it came to saving lives. No time to worry about cooties when someone is dying.
How does Cloud not cut the back of his leg with that big sword? I don't understand how he can run with that thing without his leg being cut off by accident.
Soldier training, maybe? I mean a number of them carry huge impractical weapons! Look at Sephiroth! The fact he doesn't whack every bystander walking near him is a miracle!
@@DiceFTW273 Your comment before was pretty funny. Soldiers must spend a year training how to run unnaturally so they don't cut the back of their leg with their own swords.
The actual answer, from someone who's taken professional cpr training, is that you have to target the same area as with men. If clothes are an issue, you gotta remove them. It's embarassing for both involved , but better than someone dying from a preventable means
Y'know, cuz FF7 and Xenogears are related to each other but XG was deemed too dark and complex for a FF title which is why it became it's own thing? Also later on.. CD2(?) in the original there was a stronger reference to XG with the Mako poisoned Cloud resting in Mideel or whatever that island was called again.
Girl boss yelling at Cloud to just not stand there after he killed the monster and everybody else is standing around with their thumbs up their asses= the curse of all Anime protagonists who routinely save the day but still get treated like a child😓
interesting so this entire scene got changed from the OG FF7. at least if this is the part where u use the dolphin to get into Junon. in the original it wasn't even yuffie
0:30 For a moment I thought Cloud as going to grab her boobs. Cloud is some what a 'creep' because he was staring at her, bending low and not moving away in time when Yuffie regained consciousness.
Criminy. This seems terrible. The original was a mess and this seems even worse. And knowing she's going to steal all the materia in the party doesn't make me like her any more here. This dialogue makes me want to crawl in to a hole and die.
So I guess you bought it then. Also, it’s the biggest loser virgins who have to try and make fun of people for enjoying things they don’t. Get some help.
I wish this game never existed. I remember how exciting it was when the first trailer came out. They’ve completely ruined all of the character and personality of these characters. Sickening
They butchered my girl, Yuffie. I used to have a crush on her when I was a kid. She has no hips and stick legs! The chick in yellow shirt and red shorts has a better anatomy!
@@AigisVibes720 First of all, I was referring to her anatomy. The idea of anything inappropriate never even crossed my mind. Leave it to someone perverted like you to bring it up. Secondly, you're implying that her anatomy was deliberately designed based on her age, yet you completely ignored the fact that a scene like this was created, or the fact that there are teenager girls walking around with nicer body proportion. You do realize this was made in Japan, the age of consent is much lower than her age.
@@AigisVibes720 You're implying that her anatomy was deliberate base on her age, yet completely ignored that a scene like this existed, or the fact that you can actually have cloud go on a date with her.
I love that there's like a dozen people all standing around her doing nothing, Cloud swims out of the ocean and staggers up the beach sopping wet, and she's like "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME!"
Because Rhonda knew that all the people just an NPC 😆
Cloud is ex-military, he's definitely more likely to have proper first aid training than the villagers and will know the correct way to do it.
“WHAT DO YOU THINK I JUST DID, you know f*ck it, I’m coming over…”
@@vc180191did you really just come up with that shit!? That’s hilarious
Cloud is wearing a SOLDIER uniform, so naturally everyone looks to him to take charge when there is a crisis.
I’m reminded of Machinabridged
Barrett: “Yes Cloud, please tell them how your lips almost saved an unconscious child.”
Cloud: “I was trying to beat off giant eel-THAT doesn’t sound any better.”
There are moments in this game that truly remind me of the Machinabridged, like when they forced Barret and Red XIII in a party, I yell "Avalanche Time!", every time they mention "can you do me a solid", and this one!
Barrett’s sarcasm when he said “You’re welcome! 😀”
Got me laughing. 🤣
Barret best girl
He's probably dreading what he's gonna have to put up with from Marlene in a few years 😂
He also mocked Red XII
og Yuffie: but, if you want me that bad, I can't refuse
Yea remember those line
@@speedboatproOut of context her dialogue is that much funnier
Wait what is the context of that line? I’ve never played the original FF7 and have yet to play the remakes, lol
I think she was getting ready for battle
@@ninjagamer1359 Yuffie was an optional party member in the original and the scene in which she joins you have to pick a correct string of dialogue options where you more or less have to beg her to join
I’m just impressed that she’s doing escape rolls and flips moments after being revived from drowning.
You'd imagine an oxygen starved brain would have a headache, but I appreciate the comic relief.
Cloud performing CPR to Priscila in the OG version.
0:37 I’m sure this is how anyone would react to this happening 😂😂😂😂
You're a creep
Cloud: "Always has been" *Flashback to orthopedic underwear*
Cloud: *wears orthopedic underwear on his head like a hat while jamming out on the piano*
The rest of the team: uhhh, is this detail really necessary?
what a chad
I guess that's better than a random encounter in the first woods you travel through.
Yuffie isn't Yuffie if she didn't steal all your materia
Oh man.... I'm a child again. I love final fantasy ❤❤❤
And we all thought Cloud was about to hit second base with someone. 😂
Cloud is master as chest compressing, he didn't even touch her.
Tifa after witnessing:
"Cloud me too, cough cough, compression"
Cloud:
Already headed to his room
Anyone?: ugh… Just drink some water or something.
"We have to avoid controversy by changing the Priscilla CPR scene. She's too young. Let's have Cloud try to do it to a 16 year old girl instead! It will be so less awkward."
True!
imagine nearly getting a girl killed because you were too scared to touch boobs. There comes a point where you need to prioritise saving lives than saving face.
This unfortunately has gotten people killed in real life. Female soldiers are more likely to die because nonmedical male soldiers sometimes hesitate or will be less thorough when checking the chest and groin areas for wounds.
@@elitismautumn8245 well if women werent so eager to fling false aligations of ra pe like frizbees those hesitations wouldnt happen.
Or maybe the other people standing around can do it 💀
@@guillermoelninoWhat kind of a screwed-up world do we live in that you actually have a point? 15 years ago, those would only be the words of some misogynistic nutjob. It's still a little overgeneralized, but I hate how it is a legitimate concern nowadays.
@@crypto66 ha te that im right all y ou want. Thats not gonna take womens voting privledges away.
The writers really went out of their way to make Cloud seem like a pervert by pitting him into multiple misunderstanding scenarios in this game. 😒
I know right? Its weird
they didn’t pit cloud out to be a pervert, it was yuffies fault for even misinterpreting the situation.
@@NETTSSTAR And she gets up like it's nothing. No broken sternum?
No the thing thats weird is all these people who clearly didn’t play the original, acting like they understand how any of these characters should be acting or what kind of jokes they should make/be made about them.
“They went out of their way to make cloud seem like a perv” “it’s really weird” my dudes, he steals Tifa’s pantie as just the easy example. There are others. There is nothing they can do to make he seem like more of a perv then in the original.
@@James_Rustled Good for him if he’s a pervert in the original game but this is alt time line Rebirth/Remake and these characters are all under different interpretations that don’t align with OG.
So wait, no tedious CPR mini game? I love this part of the remake already! 😁
Kind of reminds me of that Xenoblade Chronicles scene when Melia wakes up and slaps Shulk.
An Idun PFP and a reference to Xenoblade on a FF video? You sir/ma’am are an absolutely based gamer.
0:38 I forgot how good her agility was
You know i figure that Cloud, being a mercenary and former SOLDIER, would be more prompt when it came to saving lives. No time to worry about cooties when someone is dying.
The thing is he isn't, also he is mentally 16 but he tries to hide it.
He never actually was a SOLDIER
"Does he know?"
0:12 - I thought he was going to finish her off with his huge long sword.
ohhh I get it ;)
Dang, Cloud should’ve acted quicker …you know, for the sake of the emergency…
All those people around, but she singles out Cloud as the only person capable of helping.
Barret's, "You're welcome!" OMG, I was laughing so hard first time I seen that.
We need an ankward moment between Yuffie n Vincent haha
Rhonda
tan,aged Aerith model
I wonder why she couldnt do the chest compressions too
She was doing it before Cloud got there
I think it's better if you can focus on both
Cause she has weak woman arms ;)
The best practice for CPR is to have someone trade off periodically with you to keep yourself from getting exhausted.
@@LevantineR1 I think that would just lose time/compressions/respirations if you kept switching back and forth
Why she single out Cloud why she pushing him to do chest compression lol
well military guy usually can do that properly right
Because he looks military
Also Because he looks fit
I know, but why not by herself?
FFVII barely hiding it's harem anime with illogical situations for the sake of fan service now
@@aurums19 you should not do chest compressions by yourself if possible. Fatigue could decrease the effectiveness of the technique.
As someone CPR certified I have a lot of notes.
How does Cloud not cut the back of his leg with that big sword? I don't understand how he can run with that thing without his leg being cut off by accident.
Soldier training, maybe? I mean a number of them carry huge impractical weapons! Look at Sephiroth! The fact he doesn't whack every bystander walking near him is a miracle!
@@DiceFTW273 I think Sephiroth hides his sword. He doesn't simply just "carry" it like cloud does.
@@murrowboy
I'd ask "Where?!" but I'm sure all FF characters have some form of "Bag of Holding" or "Hammer Space".
@@DiceFTW273 Your comment before was pretty funny. Soldiers must spend a year training how to run unnaturally so they don't cut the back of their leg with their own swords.
@@murrowboy
Thank you
Awesome. Thank you.
If Netflix did a live action FF VII movie, you know they’d give Yuffie the Ed treatment
What does that even mean?
@@crescendyr8438 She can be interpreted as having a bit of the tism
@@Garl_VinlandAutism?
Shed be bl ack with a buldge.
Yuffie personality same like Rikku FFX
Rikku is copy of yuffie
@@xRenRipper probably a gen z
Both best girls
Cloud gave Priscilla a cpr on OG and i thought he's gonna give yuffie a cpr instead lmao
OG: Priscilla drowns
Rebirth: Cloud, Tifa and Yuffie drown
He was about to do it, though. He knew the techniques from his trooper years it show by how he put his hands together. He was just a bit hesitant.
1:37 😮💨😤
Barret's reaction bodied me
SE need a lot of money.
How DO you do chest compressions on a woman? Under them?
The actual answer, from someone who's taken professional cpr training, is that you have to target the same area as with men. If clothes are an issue, you gotta remove them. It's embarassing for both involved , but better than someone dying from a preventable means
Yeah what they said
It's basically a matter of if you don't want someone pressing your chest don't go get yourself drowned like an idiot.
@@docs.a.t.7161
What happens if you break any of their ribs during the chest compressions?
@@UndertakerU2ber it happens often , its fine , better than dying
Why does Rhonda dress like she’s Fei from Xenogears.
Y'know, cuz FF7 and Xenogears are related to each other but XG was deemed too dark and complex for a FF title which is why it became it's own thing? Also later on.. CD2(?) in the original there was a stronger reference to XG with the Mako poisoned Cloud resting in Mideel or whatever that island was called again.
Misunderstanding bau bau
Girl boss yelling at Cloud to just not stand there after he killed the monster and everybody else is standing around with their thumbs up their asses= the curse of all Anime protagonists who routinely save the day but still get treated like a child😓
So uhh can we date Yufi in GS?
interesting so this entire scene got changed from the OG FF7. at least if this is the part where u use the dolphin to get into Junon. in the original it wasn't even yuffie
They had to find a way to introduce her to the story, they could make her an optional Character in the Remake.
Uhm.. i Remember that cloud save Priscilla with the breath.
0:30 For a moment I thought Cloud as going to grab her boobs. Cloud is some what a 'creep' because he was staring at her, bending low and not moving away in time when Yuffie regained consciousness.
0:04 - 0:06
wtf
Leave it to the japanese to sexualize CPR on someone whos about to die 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
Atleast they didnt make the jailbait flat
Do the quagmire chest compression
*“What the hell’s CPR?”*
So... they cut Priscilla from the game? And THAT'S how we meet Yuffie in the remakes?
...and we don't even get to give her the mouth to mouth?
Priscilla is the yellow shirt kid in the back at 1:09
Dude is oddly mad that he didn't get mouth to mouth action with an underage kid.
@@Pelican07.23 Didn't they age up Yuffie to 19 in the remake?
This is actually one change that's need to be done.
@@Pelican07.23 I agree, resuscitation is for adults only.
Her eyes looked better in kh1 and 2.
What about dirge
Do we get to know what happened to Nayo?
the plate fall on 7th sector, you know the rest
@@snippetandvideogames2350 Just saw the video where they met Nayo and explained the fate of Wedge
Such a horrible way to introduce a character and forever a taint on her character. I wish this remake never ever existed.
This is beyond stupid
😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks for the spoils.
Criminy. This seems terrible. The original was a mess and this seems even worse.
And knowing she's going to steal all the materia in the party doesn't make me like her any more here. This dialogue makes me want to crawl in to a hole and die.
cringe
This is the cringiest anime shite lol
this game is for anime virgins
Game for westerners woke assholes this remake is a joke to much censorship
So I guess you bought it then. Also, it’s the biggest loser virgins who have to try and make fun of people for enjoying things they don’t. Get some help.
Yea, same with the first remake. Fans of CRPG and creepy anime fans have sadly overlapped since the OG FFVII
I wish this game never existed. I remember how exciting it was when the first trailer came out. They’ve completely ruined all of the character and personality of these characters. Sickening
They butchered my girl, Yuffie. I used to have a crush on her when I was a kid. She has no hips and stick legs! The chick in yellow shirt and red shorts has a better anatomy!
Buddy, she’s underage and is still developing. Besides, that kinda weirdo behavior since she’s still a teenager.
@@AigisVibes720 First of all, I was referring to her anatomy. The idea of anything inappropriate never even crossed my mind. Leave it to someone perverted like you to bring it up. Secondly, you're implying that her anatomy was deliberately designed based on her age, yet you completely ignored the fact that a scene like this was created, or the fact that there are teenager girls walking around with nicer body proportion. You do realize this was made in Japan, the age of consent is much lower than her age.
@@AigisVibes720 You're implying that her anatomy was deliberate base on her age, yet completely ignored that a scene like this existed, or the fact that you can actually have cloud go on a date with her.
eh I still think she's hot
since age of consent in japan is 16 ,
she is 16 even in original game , so japan-wise , she's an adult
Cringe.