@chico Actually yes. We're already killing the planet, might as well reset society not only because we've strayed too far but also because we're a threat to life on earth as a whole. One strategy i've come up with, is the extinction of bees through viral weaponry. 70% of all plantlife on earth will die and the entire ecology of our planet would collapse. But i'm dead sure that nature has a backup plan for this one. It'll be a major loss and life will be thrown into poverty, but it'll buy us time to reform ourselves as a species and a civilization with the knowledge of our previous world. We are still guaranteed to survive because we already have the technology to solve the issues that will present themselves. You can't survive cancer without removing the tumor. In this case, the tissue lost will regenerate back in mint condition. It'll just hurt a whole lot and it will take several years.
@@bruno-th6of I was the boyfriend in the other room when you were talking to her first boyfriend of course in time we'll warm up to each other like good bros
It’s not even like supporting a youtuber or artist who’s work you appreciate and want to see them continue to make stuff you like. This is just pathetic
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear pa
Guy goes bankrupt gambling in casinos: "He really needs to seek professional help. It's not healthy to continue this addiction" Guy goes bankrupt giving money to a random girl who will never give anything back: "iTs CAlLed rEsPEctInG wOMan, BrO, No dISrEspEcT MY qUEEn!!!"
Simping be an uncurable disease. The behaviour of people in this generation fits the end times prophecies in the Bible. We are living in the last days. Watch my video that I may convince you of the times we live in. Bless up 🙏
@@imjustchillman don’t take this out of context, were talking about simps and then you turn it into a religious talk about a conspiracy. Stop promoting your videos. Shut up. Edit: sometimes, I’m proud of the likes I got here despite the fact I don’t like insulting people.
@@jakefitzsimons4245 that must mean its survival for these simps, trying to fight each other over these e girls to see who gets them in their dms from the thickest stacks
I can't even imagine that conversation. "Hey girl, can I give you 2 g's?" "Why?" "Cuz you're beautiful girl and I can't believe I get to breathe the same air as you." "Yes you may." And the pay pig is born.
@@Troll_vs. doing a full-time job without education basically gives you 300 euro in a month more than just doing nothing at all XDDD. And we are talking about around 1800e in a month salary job here
@@seb3398 not sure but definitely possible. Most likely 1000 of some currency with a bit lower value per unit than US dollars. Im not sure about the values at all tho. Guessing maybe canadian dollars because i feel like euros and pounds are more valuable than us dollars. Would be nice if someone knew
@Mr.Dibujines Ya sadly that's what happens when a term gets too popular, people start to forgot the original meaning or get confused about what it even is.
The main thing is that we dont hype guys up. We dont really tell the majority of the male population that they have value. They're something special. We tell them they have value- when they have female attention/validation. And some guys get "validation" by paying for it...its sad
I wonder how these women would do if they had to get real jobs. 🤔 People might think that these women are winning, but maybe this easy life of luxury stops them from challenging themselves and they become complacent and unskilled. Maybe these women can get caught in a complacency trap. It’s an interesting idea.
I can only think of this, my dude is suffering so much from depression that he thinks a bully would give him more attention showing off what he buys for her then actually building his own confidences. And why? Its because he isn't even trying to be happy.
I know you will never never see this but I love how you tell it like it is brother. Keeping it real 1000% of the time. Stay safe from my family to yours!
Hey, when it comes to the meatbeating, getting the emotional attachment, the romantic parts, is very important to me and I like that. But im also someone who lives in reality, where such a thing is impossible. So the hub for free is better than this simpery
With the money they could at least get some gold digger who doesn’t actually love them and is only there for the cash but it would still be 100x better than this
why do they just send money to random so-called "Goddesses" when they can start a actual relationship with people around them who are around them because they have got a personality other than simp?
Bruh femdom is one thing. I think its kinda weird but if people are into it whatever. But tossing your money or getting actually abused and taken advantage of is next level.
Wouldn't be living on rookie difficulty if the same men stopped paying. As a dude myself, don't they feel used or not special at all? Giving the fact that the OF models are saying the same thing to other men that pay for the OF as well???
Hey man. I’ve been watching you for as long as I can remember and we really need your help. I’m from Nigeria. Idk if you’ve heard about the EndSARS protests but basically it’s a peaceful protest to end police brutality here in Nigeria. Yesterday they took down the cameras where the protesters were and shut down all the lights. After that the government gave the army permission to unleash live ammunition on protesters. 78 protesters were killed last nights including women and children. I live like 5 minutes from the protesters so I was incredibly scared that they would come to where I live. We need your help. It would mean the world if you could make a video talking about what’s going on in my country so people in America could maybe lift a helping hand. God bless
Yo here’s a thought... What if really she’s out there “working the corner” and the donations on the website are just some donations from her “clients” 😏
This isn't women not respecting men, this is men disrespecting themselves.
this is the depressing truth the women just capitalizing on it
Truth
@chico lol man said reset😂
@chico Actually yes. We're already killing the planet, might as well reset society not only because we've strayed too far but also because we're a threat to life on earth as a whole.
One strategy i've come up with, is the extinction of bees through viral weaponry. 70% of all plantlife on earth will die and the entire ecology of our planet would collapse. But i'm dead sure that nature has a backup plan for this one.
It'll be a major loss and life will be thrown into poverty, but it'll buy us time to reform ourselves as a species and a civilization with the knowledge of our previous world. We are still guaranteed to survive because we already have the technology to solve the issues that will present themselves.
You can't survive cancer without removing the tumor. In this case, the tissue lost will regenerate back in mint condition. It'll just hurt a whole lot and it will take several years.
It's both
I dont understand these simps, man. I was just talking about this with my wife's boyfriend. Smh
Lol
Nice
We were talking about this weren't we wow I forgot about that topic bro
@@johnathanpabon7063 oh, u the new NEW boyfriend, huh?
@@bruno-th6of I was the boyfriend in the other room when you were talking to her first boyfriend of course in time we'll warm up to each other like good bros
It’s not even like supporting a youtuber or artist who’s work you appreciate and want to see them continue to make stuff you like. This is just pathetic
You can apply that to the women who do this as well. Men like the woman’s “work” and want to see them to continue to make stuff that they like.
I could cry when looking at my like dislike ratio. I have so many jealous people that my videos always get way more dislikes than likes. Please don't be jealous, dear pa
Silence female
You have been destroyed by facts and logic
@@AxxLAfriku noone is jealous of you, your trolling isnt even funny anymore
The whole simp thing ain't even funny anymore its just sad and makes me depressed that people like this exist :(
Same.
I want to know where it started.
@@jamesedleymusic I think it has always been there. We're just more aware of it now
Not gonna lie, you kinda look like one.
@@bradsully6620 what does that even mean
"My girlfriend or my wife" hey optimus how are you keeping them from knowing about eachother?
Take some lessons from an arab guy
They're imaginary. If he doesn't want them to know about each other, they don't. Easy.
Ikr i also wanna know 😔
@@kuyt20 1000000IQ
That's the first time I've literally lol'ed at a comment in some time.
Being able to tell if your gonna be friends withing 15 minutes of meeting another man is the most accurate thing Optimus has ever said.
No
I have that skill
Sometimes
depends, a few times I made friends with guys I hated after we fought.
@@hortongamsey6409 also part of the wonders of being a dude. U fight with people again and again, and then the next day u back to being friends
Guy goes bankrupt gambling in casinos:
"He really needs to seek professional help. It's not healthy to continue this addiction"
Guy goes bankrupt giving money to a random girl who will never give anything back:
"iTs CAlLed rEsPEctInG wOMan, BrO, No dISrEspEcT MY qUEEn!!!"
Simping be an uncurable disease.
The behaviour of people in this generation fits the end times prophecies in the Bible. We are living in the last days. Watch my video that I may convince you of the times we live in. Bless up 🙏
@@imjustchillman don’t take this out of context, were talking about simps and then you turn it into a religious talk about a conspiracy. Stop promoting your videos. Shut up.
Edit: sometimes, I’m proud of the likes I got here despite the fact I don’t like insulting people.
Si MPS smh
@@FNaFDude-yk9ud Thats basically the average Trump supporter right there
@@dankgothtrash or ya know just a religious person?
Optimus "ya know what im saying" Prime
nice pfp
Me: *is that a regular show reference inside of a transformers reference inside of a jojo reference?!?!?*
"Autobots role out"
@IMrParadox_Xircler Optimus "Bro" Prime
I wrote this same comment last video, didn't know youtube became reddit
"She better come through the screen" I'm dead
I died when he said that. I was not expecting that 😂
"everyday we stray further and further from God."
ironic pfp
@@guhd4378 ikr
Who else is a fan? Sending virtual hugs to everyone! 🥰
Well, at least killing people isn’t normalized anymore like the Middle Ages.
@@jamesedleymusic meh
If you play it at 1.5 speed, it kinda sound like he’s Ben Shapiro not gonna lie.
Kinda does
it does
Check out my new talk show
@@Gerdaldfighterkid no, I don't think I will.
Optimus Life Hack
These girls living on peaceful while I'm living on Dante Must Die difficulty
Nice dmc reference
For real...
Now I'm motivated.
Now you face a son of sparda.
@@user-tp2dp4ok4s I'm already prestiged passed that point bud...
As Birdman would say “these females living on recruit difficulty”
What are you talking about? He is Birdman
@@turtlesplay2006 ?? Unless this went way over my head
They sound similar
Man of culture
You mean th3birdman?, yeah he has a point
Just knowing men like this actually exist out there actually makes me sad and angry
I don't know if I hate them or pity them
@@BogusmanTheSwagman why not both if they want to be bankrupt that let em they’ll learn eventually... hopefully
@@whicheverstar4432 hopefully, I mean, these people have a serious problem
I wonder what kind of pissy fit they would throw if I only sent them a penny
I'll see five hundred! Five Hundred Bees!
That's actually a good idea. Send the smallest possible amount every day/week just to mess with them xD
@@qavren6619 send them the lowest possible amount in the lowest possible currency, like 1 Iranian Rial.
Females be living on creative mode
Which is ironic coz doing only fans is about the least creative way of making money for them nowadays
@@jakefitzsimons4245 fantastic point
One surrounded me in bedrock
@@jakefitzsimons4245 that must mean its survival for these simps, trying to fight each other over these e girls to see who gets them in their dms from the thickest stacks
Fr
In the words of a very wise man,
"I'm tired of these females living on recruit difficulty."
Facts but the Si MPS wont stop Si MPiNG
FaX cuz like, this should be considered financial exploitation or fraud
Does anyone know what that outro is?
Hey, thats birdman
I’m tired of these females lying
The sad reality is that ALOT of dudes are deprived of attention from women so they will pay money for the illusion of it
there are escorts out there that will touch for a lot less.
69 likes i cannot like
@@ExtraordinaryBoris they’ll be to chicken to ever get one
That’s me but take out the money part
Oh I git it
"send the first number you have in mind"
me: alright, deal! im gonna send you MINUS one million.
@IExistStudios yes. Meaning that once i sent that, she owes me the amount. Kinda a backwards logic but hey, that was the joke :D
Ok, I'll send 3 angry Bengal Tigers
yo did you get ur bag?
@@FiendishXP no. :D thay is pretty much it
That is the only way
This sounds like a mental dissability ngl
I'll say it is, how can some men be this pathetic?
@@super-engineer8437 Terrible childhood or something
@@super-engineer8437 abuse along with various mental issues including a lack of self esteem.
Dominatrix
@@super-engineer8437 self hatred
I can't even imagine that conversation. "Hey girl, can I give you 2 g's?"
"Why?"
"Cuz you're beautiful girl and I can't believe I get to breathe the same air as you."
"Yes you may."
And the pay pig is born.
I'll send her 2 g's just like that :
gg
pay pig is exclusively for the cops. this is cash cow territory
Bruhhhh when he said "Kittykat" I literally got a cat ad after that
Ah an intellectual I see
Me too
Every ads on Google applications is personalized
Anyone know what that outro was?
meow
That one with the 938, since it isant a number like 500, 1000 etc it looks like he emptied his entire bank account just for that.
I thought about the same thing. We are most likely correct thats the most terrifying part about it...
Bro you should only empty your account for close friends,family, or to better your life.
@@Troll_vs. doing a full-time job without education basically gives you 300 euro in a month more than just doing nothing at all XDDD. And we are talking about around 1800e in a month salary job here
No. I’m guessing he gave her a round number like 500, 750, or 1000 in their currency and sent it over.
@@seb3398 not sure but definitely possible. Most likely 1000 of some currency with a bit lower value per unit than US dollars. Im not sure about the values at all tho. Guessing maybe canadian dollars because i feel like euros and pounds are more valuable than us dollars. Would be nice if someone knew
THE 3 RULES OF A ANTI-SIMP
1. DON'T APPROVE SIMPING
2.TELL THEM TO GO TALK TO WOMEN
3. LOCKDOWN THERE BANK ACC
this aint even simping anymore just giving money to some girls to thank them that they exist in the same world
4. Get them some therapy
You know this boutta be a good one when he starts with, “Alright fellas, I’mma keep it a buck fifty here.”
This is THE peak form of Simping
Alright but make sure to remind me when you write it
@@aabevincent5601 ok
Remind me
@@aabevincent5601 I wrote it!
@@bubble5510 I wrote it
I miss the days where the only meaning of Simp was Squirrel In My Pants.
I haven’t heard that name in years...
What about Super Into Mashed Patatoes
I think spongebob likes simp
MOM, Phineas and Ferb are sending money to egirls!
S.I.M.P. squirrels in my pants
This is the saddest thing I have ever seen in human history.
It is, those men need to find the light among other things.
@@thecompareablezombie and these women need get a real job
@@furinick Yup they sure do.
@@furinick I mean if i could make money that easy i would too
wait till you hear about the collapse of the roman empire
Girlfriend walks in as I’m watching this:
Me: I have an idea
Lol it’s a joke
"Some of them want to use you, some of them want to be used by you"
-sweet dreams, don't remember the name of the band
Eurythmics...
I'm in the diaspora so don't be confused but... Don't tell me simping has spread into israel as well?
@@ShayPatrickCormacTHEHUNTER לישראל הגיעו כרגע רק המימס על סימפס
@@mitush4562 תודה לאלוהים! חשבתי ברגע, שגם לישראל יחילו הסימפס לעשות תועבתיהם..
@@rageracerriley9590 what he said
Lemme catch my son sending $938 to interact with a girl.
He finna catch that whoop
He getting the paddle
Don't have a son then to spare him from being caught in the terrible clutches of simpery
@@teezy3535 but if you have a girl they will become a thot who lives on passive mode
@@seanbaby1060 Not if you raise them correctly.
This is what happens when you don’t have a father around to say “I’m Proud of you, son”.
Oooofffffff
That dark man
Yah not having a father figure in your childhood can really affect you
Guess I'm a simp then 🤷♂️
Not having a father is what happens when welfare us allowed to run rampant and divorce courts are rigged.
i think the word "simp" needs to be evolved
my g if u wanna look at bunda maybe take a trip to the hub or suttin
@Icekae i see ur point but there needs to be a new word for these neeks who in hindsight pay girls for breathing
I call them "Simpatrons"
@Mr.Dibujines Ya sadly that's what happens when a term gets too popular, people start to forgot the original meaning or get confused about what it even is.
Simp Prime-Deluxe Edition
@@barkyonyx424b A like a day keeps the simps away.
This aint even a “hUsTle” this is just an enabler for women to continue pretending to be on a pedestal...
How are they pretending to be on a pedestal? The 1% of women who make money like this are all 100% percent of women?
Optimus, the official ceo of keeping it a “buck fifty”
Above fifty*
Respectable title.
A few days ago i got recemonded on twitter that some girl asked for free money on cashapp for a coffee and some dude gave her like 2K dollars.
Dats sad af
They really playing on Peaceful mode in creative
I'm not even surprise
I wanna know what these simps do for a living to be able to give them so much money
Bros before hoes, don’t forget that
Thank you Giorno Giovanna, very cool
@spooky fella seraikyuu no problem, gotta be safe in a pandemic, stay safe
He can use his use gold experience to heal everyone
Boats before hoes. Keep on sailing.
You have learned well, my son.
Optimus: "Men can understand men"
Me: *sad socially awkward noises*
Ikr
I feel called out
Nah, that was stereotyping men down to super basic traits. You good.
Same😔
Socially awkward introvert quirky and unique!!!!! Uwu so quirky
I think it’s like a thing where they think their emulating a relationship, but they haven’t ever been in a relationship
Yeah, sounds about right
“We WaNt EqUaLiTy ThE StRuGle Is HaRd.”
On God 😂
The main thing is that we dont hype guys up. We dont really tell the majority of the male population that they have value. They're something special. We tell them they have value- when they have female attention/validation. And some guys get "validation" by paying for it...its sad
This females really living life on tutorial mode
“Life would be a dream, life could be a dreeaamm.”
I wonder how these women would do if they had to get real jobs. 🤔
People might think that these women are winning, but maybe this easy life of luxury stops them from challenging themselves and they become complacent and unskilled. Maybe these women can get caught in a complacency trap. It’s an interesting idea.
why is this video set to unlisted?
TH-camrs do this so they can make sure there's no errors from the video being uploaded, and they can then set it to turn public at a certain time.
I have no idea tbh
@@Tytrovy i always wonderd
@@Tytrovy some youtubers upload multiple versions of a video and see which will get monetized and keep that video up
How can you tell
Someone: Disrespects a mans "QuEeN"
**Doom theme begins playing as he harasses you over the internet**
"Why do hear boss music?"
Basedslayer
“How that get you bricked up bro”
😂😂
Optimus PLEASE say autobots roll out
*Y E S .*
U gotta be 10 years old
Im a offensive and i find this man
i'm offended
I'm so o f f e n s i v e
*Offense*
Lol
This is disgusted and I am petty
Take a shot whenever he says "BRO"
Instructions not clear now I have alcohol poisoning
@Arthur Morgan scrumpy !
I imagine Optimus as a black dude
Like, for real, bro.
I can only think of this, my dude is suffering so much from depression that he thinks a bully would give him more attention showing off what he buys for her then actually building his own confidences. And why? Its because he isn't even trying to be happy.
If I were a woman that was an 8/10, I'd probably do this, regret it. Feel guilty, never use the things and return them a year later. I have standards.
I know you will never never see this but I love how you tell it like it is brother. Keeping it real 1000% of the time. Stay safe from my family to yours!
Said the truth brother
"Now I'm gonna keep it a buck 50 here"
Agreed
Does anyone know what that outro is?
@@chrishosey7535 It's a metroid remix
I swear 2019 and 2020 is going to be a case study in the future
We need Sigmund frued back!
@@willstew7336 And that says something
@@willstew7336 We know we have been going downhill when Freud is low-key been proving to be right after all
@@_12k70 hey .why do I wanna stab my eyes out rn?
@@willstew7336 Perhaps my terrible english, I guess ?
imagine simping for beautiful women, i only simp for bertha from 7eleven
I simp for LHC that machine is pretty
Does simping for Minecraft count
Shout out to bertha
@@gingercheesecake7357 lol
I only simp for anime girls.
This makes me want to go back to the times were MEN were actually MEN
Be the change you want to see in the world
I actually can't believe this is real. We really need a Thanos snap for 2020's next disaster.
Kinda just disturbs me that any of these people (the girls or the guys) could be neighbors of mine.
Hey, when it comes to the meatbeating, getting the emotional attachment, the romantic parts, is very important to me and I like that.
But im also someone who lives in reality, where such a thing is impossible. So the hub for free is better than this simpery
Advantages to the Hub:
Free (Optional Subscription Plan)
No Guilt when fapping
Actual *orn
Advantages of getting an Onlyfans subscription:
...
...
...
@@QualityInternetTrash Correct
Had us in the first half, not gonna lie
With the money they could at least get some gold digger who doesn’t actually love them and is only there for the cash but it would still be 100x better than this
@Siyabonga Dube
Who wants a dude that still loves with mom?
@@kimjuanjun7124 still make loves?
why do they just send money to random so-called "Goddesses" when they can start a actual relationship with people around them who are around them because they have got a personality other than simp?
cause they are desperate simps
imagine being oppressed in this society while getting bank for literally using ur motor functions
We'd all be at it if we girls let's be honest
The second he said “femdom”, I *knew* this video was finna be heat
I think he said findom
Bruh femdom is one thing. I think its kinda weird but if people are into it whatever.
But tossing your money or getting actually abused and taken advantage of is next level.
@@revolvingworld2676 imagine being turned on by losing money, that's just sad...
@@BaldTorment, He said findom there is a difference.
It’s findom it means financial domination.......
These men will soon become a separate species of human men.
Other side we have "simp man" and the other side is "normal men's".
They're the lizards trying to blend into our society
@@supergenius6256 yes like Mark of Facebook
@@cursedsshadows9868 100%
@Guy with glasses Time to vote em out
"Y'know what'm sayin?" - Optimus
“I’mma keep it above 50” - Optimus
@@v4mpiire_w1tch So close dude bit he says "a buck 50"
*Deadly Chicken* i knEW It 🤡
i like how whenever he talks about a place the example is always buffalo wild wings
This man is slowly reaching the level of bird mans greatness and it’s a beautiful sight
The real life interpretation of look pretty and do nothing. While getting paid
Remember to stay hydrated today everyone!
Thanks Hydration man.
Thanks for the water, dude. I've been trapped in my uncle's basement for the past two days.
i will drink 8 of you today
@Ryan lol
Hey Man!
Unlisted, I made this sandwich to watch an opti video
Lol
I am currently eating spaghetti right now
hey, can I have one?
Is the sandwich good thou?
I could go for one actually
no One:
Bots: I WANT A BOYFRIEND.....
Wouldn't be living on rookie difficulty if the same men stopped paying. As a dude myself, don't they feel used or not special at all? Giving the fact that the OF models are saying the same thing to other men that pay for the OF as well???
1:52 "they feel like theres some sort of emotional bond between the 2" I totally lost it when he said that 😂😂😂
7:30 the first number that comes to my mind is $0
Mine was -$1000, now they owe me money
@@_jknc 😂 that was my second thought but it was going to be -$10,000
- $55,600. i need a skyline R33 with some mods ;)
I thought 900 not because im a simp i just like the number
@@johanjoe3012 more like -$80,000 for gas so you Are covered up
Females then: give me half ur stuff...
Females now: give me all ur stuff...
Simps: Have my entire bank account, _my queen_ 😌😍
@@Blue_Mike calling them males is disrespectful. They are a different species
GIVE ME YOUR MONEY KULAK
@@Blue_Mike simps
@@mrsplashman8308 Facts!
I love how Optimus always keeps it a buck fifty no matter what, great video as usual.
“Your embarrassing the rest of us” facts 😂
These females livin beyond recruit difficulty now
They're still in the tutorial
No they're still on the title screen
They haven’t even put the disc in the console yet.
mtn de
At this point there no console at all
They haven't even updated yet and got the gold pass
I'm not saying I'm trans. I just think being a girl would be kind of poggers.
same
r/egg_irl
Would be pretty pog
"I would just use the hub for free"
GOD BLESS CANADA!!!
God bless
You know it’s gonna be a good vid when it starts off with “Let’s keep it a buck 50”
True
I just realized that we are probably breathing a tiny bit of someone's last breath
Time to make a fake Twitter account and post some cute stuff and watch the money roll in
the trickster
Illusion 100
Count me in
0:10 Can confirm, yes
Too true
Accurate
So true
mtn dew
0:34 now that where men.......(if your confused it’s a spongebob reference.)
We need like a interview or even a Askreddit for these types of "men" so they can explain themselves
Make it a documentary. Call it "inside the mind of a simp"
8:28 This sentence always stab me in the heart and push me into darkness
Females: " Simps set my life to autopilot."
Simps: brainlessly dump literal thousands into her bank.
how do simps even have a lot of money?
@@perkaholic1865 prob work or stealing from his parents
Why do u keep torturing yourself with black ops gameplay
Yeah haha
Is that new black ops really that bad? Cuz im maybe getting it for ps5
the map Moscow really played well when I played
@@realspartan5206 except it has op head glitches on the right lane of the map
$938?! bro there's gotta be a new word for this, this is beyond simp level
Super Simp God.
Captain Level Simp at max. There are more dangerous Simps in the world.
Super saiyan simpers
They're *somps* now.
Simp and morty, the infinite simp
Hey man. I’ve been watching you for as long as I can remember and we really need your help. I’m from Nigeria. Idk if you’ve heard about the EndSARS protests but basically it’s a peaceful protest to end police brutality here in Nigeria. Yesterday they took down the cameras where the protesters were and shut down all the lights. After that the government gave the army permission to unleash live ammunition on protesters. 78 protesters were killed last nights including women and children. I live like 5 minutes from the protesters so I was incredibly scared that they would come to where I live. We need your help. It would mean the world if you could make a video talking about what’s going on in my country so people in America could maybe lift a helping hand. God bless
Men went from pimping to simping real quick with the age of the internet
6:21 caught cheating on wife
Lamo
Loma*
Loam**
Loom***
Malo***************
Last time I was this early to an optimus video, you could say what you want and nobody would get offended
@@itzsh0ckerz I doubt he meant that
He was probably talking about humor (dark humor)
And they say that there is a gender wage gap. It's a gender wage gap between female streamers and men streamers.
Western Men: *Goes bankrupt for attention*
Eastern Men: Yeah that's a no for me dawg!
Eastern Europe, money is tight.
Optimus: *Talking about what you could do with $938*
Me after losing a pristine M1 Garand (with bayonet) for $820 due to lag: *Sad noises*
Yo here’s a thought... What if really she’s out there “working the corner” and the donations on the website are just some donations from her “clients” 😏
Nah they wouldn't be such show-offs then.
At least she'd work for it!
Man I’d love to become a girl their life is just way too easy😂
no
Yea. Just set up a camera, eat some potato chips, and wait for the Simps to roll in.
Money Money Money MONEY!!!
And now you can
*a hot girl
Stuff like this is the reason why I will always stay single.
I would love to be your lover 😘
Same man. All these girls I find nowadays try to act hard and belong to the streets. As much as i hate the word, they ALL clout chasers.
@@yurboy8804 exactly
optimus really out here telling the fellas he do be opening up the hub for free
haha
11:03 AYEEE OKAYYY