This is the culmination of the Doggo Instrumentality Project, the 156m tall Evangelion "Korone"
The songs: exist
*Korone sings it*
The song: maybe I don't wanna be cruel anymore
my dog: *woof*
me: *you're supposed to sing cruel Angel's Thesis like the doggo in the youtube video*
Korone: *Makes Cruel Angel Thesis less depressing
Anno and Gainax: That's illegal
Anno now that he’s not depressed: *folds hands like gendo* “launch the Eva. Find the doggo, and bring her here”
The way she shakes her head *left-right-left-right* is just so freakin damn cute
Are we just not gonna talk about how NGE is one of the most brutal anime in history and its theme song is being sung by an probably underage dog
@@roderrickgaming9949 Considering your point point is "the singer of this anime opening which is so brutal even tho it isn't is underage" it kind of is... Unless you wanted to transfer another point... which you forgot to mention.
Cutest moments buttons
0:03 oshi
0:10 Looking down smug
0:27 moving her head
0:54 nononono
1:45 says something
1:47 cute noises
1:50 cute noises again
1:57 talking
2:06 cuteness overload
2:12 chan chan chan
4:13 woof woof
And finally...
A l l t h e : v i d e o
Thank me later
@A҉ ̶͡B̷̶ Ŗ̨͢ ͠A̡͢ ́X̸ ͡A҉ ̷̸S̵͠ ̧̛ If you want i can time-stamp a 10 hours video, that wouldn't be bad😳
Evangelion has gone full circle from being a normal mecha at the start of the series to becoming depression incarnate to then being made the cutest thing ever thanks to the doggo.
And with that she just cemented herself as best vtuber.
Towa Watame and Kanata sing this as well you should check there’s out as well.
I have never heard her sing before. This is actually really good.
You should come listen to her singing stream next time. Her singing voice is lovely!
You guys should watch buffcorrell do this song, then. Similar vocal qualities and lively visuals.
I'm convinced that Korone is using her real voice this whole time. Her voice in her first stream is exactly the same as now and while other Hololive members slip up and let their real voices through sometimes, I have yet to hear Korone sound different ever. Also while she tries to do impressions of other members she sounds like herself trying to do impressions of other members. While some members sound like entirely different people with no hint of their Hololive voice.
Along with her.... _true form_ in older videos talking in her voice that she uses now. And no, she wasn't streaming
Korone is simply built different, I was always 100% convinced the overly positive, cutesy and cheerful Inugami Korone was just a character she plays but she remains exactly the same for >10 hours on end, over and over.
She literally never slips up, even when she gets mildly annoyed (which is about as negative as she gets) she sticks to her cheerful nature and usually goes right back to happy in less than a minute. I'm starting to wonder if that's actually just how she is in real life, because I can't believe someone could play a persona that consistently for that long at a time.
If you dig for a few minutes you'll find that Korone's real voice is a bit deeper but her bubbly personality and energy is exactly the same irl as with hololive.
she picked up a regional accent when she started living with her grandma
I never noticed how the lyrics basically spoil the whole anime
If It enhances the experience is not a spoiler, not it spoils nothing.
So you're wrong.
"Lyricist Oikawa Neko, commissioned to write the song, recalled that she completed "Zankoku na tenshi no tēze" in 2 hours by browsing the idea proposal for the anime and watching incomplete clips of the first two unaired episodes in fast mode." - Wikipedia
That's really impressive
@@MonerLaine Just saying, but if I can look at the lyrics of the opening and say "That's the plot of the show" even if you don't realize it. That's a spoiler. Sooo... I love that you're defending the Thesis. It's probably one of the best songs I've ever heard. But it DOES say "Oh hey here's the cliffnotes".
@@aaronwishard7093 it's not a spoiler if you don't realize it until you're done watching
@@Cookiedible By that logic if I told you that Voldemort was gonna die at the end of Harry Potter, or that the One Ring was destroyed in Lord of the Rings, or that Aris dies in Final Fantasy 7. Assuming you haven't read any of the books, watched the movies, or played the game, that's no longer a spoiler because I could just be trolling you right? Plus if I knew Japanese, and thus could actually translate the lyrics like the video poster did, I would have been able to put two and two together pretty quickly. Again A Cruel Angel's Thesis is literally one of, if not the best, pieces of Japanese work I've ever listened to. But when you realize what brand it's tied to, the entire opening would be a MASSIVE spoiler if you knew Japanese.
The way Korone always adapts to the mood and vibe and makes it her own is very satisfying, I've never been this happier.
Me: Dad i want a doggo
Dad: What kind?
Me: *Shows Korone's Picture*
Dad: Good choice
I swear I've seen this exact comment by several different people on several different videos including her. Either there are that many comments or I'm going insane
This was one of the first clips I’ve ever watched right before falling into this rabbit hole. Thank you, it’s insane that the video is now 2 yrs old
Why does something this cute exist and why didnt I find it sooner?
She is not real, and "real" love is a lie. Wake up, it's the truth. x[
4:01 can't believe someone said "Isn't this the theme song of King of the Hill?"
Her voice isn't the best suited for this but she is trying her best and that's what counts
That's one of the reasons I probably listen to their covers more than the original song.
Its impressive in its own right that she managed to do stay in character yet still do pretty good
This is the video that dragged me into this rabbit hole
A (not-so) Cruel Doggo's Thesis
What if, just what if, and stay with me here...
Netflix replaced the official OP with the Korone version
@@oofking8390 finally a man of culture. The intro is legendary I appreciate all covers of it but the original is untoppable.
The outro by all means have your way.
@@nj2170 I mean I’d rather have fly me to the moon as the outro but this would be great
How can you not like this doggo? she's wonderful!
why is this so cute
*CUT YOUR YUBIS SHINJI!*
NO, I DON'T WANT TO!
*THEN SHE'LL DO IT*
>stares at almost yubiless Ayanami<
FINE! I JUST NEED TO CUT MY YUBIS RIGHT?!
I'm 29 years young. I could be stricken with a terminal illness today and still smile through it all. Sank you
4:10
Took me five watches to spot this
Necroneer it’s the most minor detail I had to watch it back multiple times looking for anything to find it
I’ve spent the last 10 minutes clicking on the time stamp and only just found it
Depression has been cured
Korone makes sounds, I feel happy.
I got this in my recommended today and before the video played I got an add of someone playing cruel Angel's thesis on a piano
This is on the same level as "This Is (Not) The Best Song In The World" when some dude mixed Tenacious D with scenes of Evangelion.
Just checked it out, there sure have been a lot of videos with Evangelion involved.
Oh my god why is she so adorable.
She has a little trouble staying on pitch here and there, but she's also singing in character and I'm betting she doesn't have a lot of practice at that.
But that's okay, it only makes her more cute.
Such level of cuteness should be ILLEGAL
Kirone has crazy cute voice
In local news: local good dogo has acceded to god status after singing the gospel to her followers, more at 11pm.
Naisu voiceee..
Now, get in the robot korone
Everyone gangster till she starts singing "Komm susser tod"
@@xaviertyack5640 Ah yes dog girl sings overly brutal anime theme song adorable
@@roderrickgaming9949 komm Susser Todd literally means come sweet death and is about someone committing suicide because they feel like they've hurt the person they love.
That small pause...
"Genjutsu Activate"
Why im looking a girl dog singing a anime opening?
The answer is deep within your soul, i personally am drawn to this video because i am in a post-eva breakdown and i wanted a cute doggo to sing this to me.
I'm so used to these guys' singing voices being significantly different from their speaking voices, it caught me off-guard when Korone sang as exactly the same Korone as ever
Damn, I’ve been listening to so much engrish that I forgot that vtubers are actually fluent in a language.
You can (not) deny the cuteness of cute dog.
Son, walk the dog
This is the edge of the rabbit hole for me.
I was watching the stream and got disconnected and raged so hard. I'm just glad there is a translation of this!!
EDIT: what the heck is with the amount of likes!
Can always check the timestamp dudes in the comments, they always got our backs.
This is the video that made me officially fall into the rabbit hole
My depression: *Adios*
My depression after realizing we're still in 2020: *Hola*
Me and my depression vibing to Cruel doggo's thesis: *_vibin_*
I dunno why I have clicked this, I'm a grown ass women. But... I find this cute.
I just realized.....
That one guy holding the mic must be living in a world of hell. To always have his hand up constantly forever?
F to Mic Hand Guy.
Lol i appreciate her self made sound effects
depression: goodbye boy see you never again
Shinji, if you don’t get in the robot, the doggo will do it
Shinji: *FOR THE DOGGO*
0:20 Lmao in the chat *FIGHTING GOLD*
What did I just saw...
My ears are bleeding of cuteness
*proudly saves in music playlist in tears*
Everybody gansta till the dog starts to wach anime
Im warching it for the first time now, 20 years late. The intro surprised me because i know it from her 😂
There should be a troll video where korone's voice gets replaced with real dog sounds lol
young boy, become the legend27
ok
I needed this in my life
THE FIRST DOGGO WHO CAN SING
Good dog
Kone sings a cute doggo's thesis
I am always surprised by how Kurone does this stuff, she is amazing and I feel very thankful to see this. Thank you for the translation!
This is way too pure for my soul.
DOGGO ASCENDS TO GODHOOD
Never knew there was a special charm to this
an unnice doggo's hypothesis
She might sing a tad out of key, but her cuteness makes up for it ten fold
The out of key is what i remember most of this video, which is probably why this also has this much views
this is the best
Depression: Hello we meet again.
Me After I Watch This Video: Adios Hijo
Waifus are temporary...BUT IRON STANDS ETERNAL.
nge's ost just brings everyone in the world together, just search any song and youll see languages ranging from spanish to german
*Cute Doggo's Thesis*
I don’t watch vtubers but when I see a 3D anime girl singing cruel angels theisis I can’t not click
This is their 2D model btw, if that's what you're talking about. This is her 3D if you're curious th-cam.com/video/r1NlF6iBJMk/w-d-xo.html
We all needed this I think
"Young boy, become TheLegend27!" I see what you did there lol.
i can feel the cuteness absorbing me
What a lovely singing voice!
I did not expect it to be this good to be honest one hell of a pupper.
DONATE YOUR FINGERS! SINJI!
That stutter was the cutest thing I've ever heard
that moment when I, the american, know the lyrics better than the japanese-speaking vtuber
*ULTIMATE WEEB POWER*
wouwouwouwou
-The doggo
Get the yubi yubi korone-kun !
I suddenly remember Korone collects fingers and sometimes forget to return it
*Cruel Doggo Thesis*
Do you play on eu or america server for honkai impact 3rd?
Is she a werewolf?
excuse me, WHAT?!
Rember bungee gum has both the properties of rubber and gum
@@SnappuNoKoe I'm SEA gang