You should totally make this a series since there are so many you didn’t cover (Avatar rides, Big Thunder Mountain, Everest just to name a few) that I’m curious to hear your unfiltered opinion on
I was not expecting you to go Haunted Mansion Tier, but I agree. Really was not expecting you to put Pirates in the Haunted Mansion tier… but I also agree!!
Haha I read this comment before watching the video. I was like, oh boy, what’s he gonna do this time?! Completely agree with you, and with Offhand for where he placed the HM
I would put the little mermaid ride in A tier. I am in love with that ride, I love how when your shell leans down and you descend you really feel like you’re going under the ocean with the cold air and the screen above you!
Fun fact: Mission Space is no longer the only ride w barf bags. They also have them on the Pixar pal around if you choose one of the moving gondolas lol
I agree with the Haunted Mansion and Pirates rankings the most. They make perfect sense honestly. Haven’t been to Disney World yet, so I’m still undecided on those yet.
If you have been to Disneyland Pirates there is better than Disney World but the Disney World Haunted Mansion is better than the Disneyland one. The ones that are better are purely better because they have more scenes. Offhand talked about it in a video before but I forget which one
@@kylebittner1327 been to Disneyland plenty of times, and have watched plenty of POV videos of Disney World rides to know exactly what you’re talking about. I did watch that Offhand video, too.
@@kylebittner1327 Yes, but the Disney World version of the Haunted Mansion is marginally better. The Disneyland version of Pirates is like night and day difference
Although I usually comment on how hilarious you are and how that transcends the content, today I would like to thank you for keeping it serious and taking a strong analytical approach to an important topic. Sure you can always make us laugh, but this time you made us think. And that means something in today's topsy-turvy world.
I'm going to need a little more respect for The Matterhorn LOL! Yea you might shift a disc maybe even need a hip replacement afterwards but you still rode a big part of History! It was a game changer, at least in the A tier lol
Great video! I thought when you made the Haunted Mansion tier, "I bet Pirates is going there too!" No need to explain, Dallin. I'm with you 100% on that one!
I’m surprised Jungle cruise wasn’t in the tier list! I know Dallin mentioned it slightly during the Mt Kilimanjaro safari but still I’m so surprised it wasn’t added!
Dude, I’m only 3 minutes in and I have to comment: I’m not a huge fan of the Tea Cups ride, but it’s my favourite spot in all of Disneyland at night! The sounds and light is perfect. They need to be moved up for creating a simply perfect ambiance!
When I visited family in Tahiti, they would take the whole bread fruit and would rotate it right on the burner of the stove and cook until its black all over well pretty black. We ate it with fermented coconut milk and grilled fish!
Splash Mountain would definitely go into the absolute top-tier for me, above all else. Pirates and Haunted are great, but I’m sorry, no ride can beat Splash Mountain for me! Everything about it is perfect!
Thanks for the love toward living with the land. With an ever growing corporatized and IP heavy Disney it’s a treat to have a classic like this one still running strong.
13:44 the swinging gondolas on the ferris wheel have barf bags, too. you know you’re in for something… special when there are barf bags provided in the ride.
Hee hee, I love your non-explanation of why Pirates goes into the Haunted Mansion tier. Noticed you mentioned Jungle Cruise in reference to another ride, but did not rate the Jungle Cruise itself.
Yeah I didn't quite get the random handful of attractions from various parks, definitely NOT every attraction at all parks as stated at the beginning of the video, but, whatever, still fun.
I would add Big Thunder Mountain Railway (Disneyland) to the Haunted Mansion Tier. Oddly, the best part of this exceptional episode, was the lavish addition of your Fab-U-Lous Dogglette! (Not actually odd at all...) Producer Pup indeed! The best part was the look on puppa's face when you mentioned Rockin' Roller Coaster firmly in the B category! Priceless!
As far as rides go, I recently went on Flight of Passage in Animal Kingdom. The one based on the James Cameron Avatar movie. Out of all the simulator rides, I loved that one!
Your videos are always the best Offhand! Me and my sister watch together and you always manage to make us laugh. As a crazy Disnerd, thank you for all the entertaining and informative content. 👌🏽Thank you! The Loki segment was amazing!
It’s really sad, because Matterhorn was my favourite ride, but after I got in a really bad car crash, I can’t ride it without feeling stiff and nauseous all day. I knew that day would eventually come, but I didn’t think it’d be so soon.
uh i think you’re forgetting some of the best rides…. splash mountain (S tier) thunder mountain railroad (S tier) maelstrom (S tier) journey into imagination with figment (B tier) a lot more
you made a mistake with that: thunder mountain [disneyand] (b tier) journey into imagination (s tier) I much prefer disney world's, euro disney's, and tokyo disney's thunder mountains since they have those cool gysers and are in places/countries I like.
@@greninjaguy5264 the original journey into imagination is definitely S tier but the new one is only B in my opinion, B is still high and yes i agree with what you said about thunder mountain railroad
I legitimately don’t understand how your impression was that good! Also, sorry for being hard on you about Star tours. …even though I think it belongs in the haunted mansion tier.
I finally got to ride the Peoplemover at Magic kingdom. My wife is one of those people that never rides the “lesser” rides, but yesterday she got to experience them and she understands why I love them. Took her on the Carousel of Progress, the Peoplemover, and the Tiki Room. They might not be thrilling, but they are charming and a damn fine piece of Disney engineering.
Soaring Over California is an A Tier Attraction, it has Patrick Warburton, bald people jokes, a sweeping musical score, orange grove smell, your eardrums getting blown out by jet engines, downtown LA doesnt smell like exhaust, smog or homeless people, a standstill parade at the superior park next door, hidden mickey fireworks! Its fantastic!
As soon as you said Disneyland Rail Road is the best ride I stopped the video and gave you my thumbs up. I don't need to see anymore, you hit the nail on the head.
I love your videos so much! It’s so fun to watch something that is always unique and very interesting! My son is not a Disney parks fan, but he always sits down to watch your videos when I’m watching them 😁
This video could have been so much longer and I still would have watched it. There were so many rides that weren't covered I thought you were joking when you said you were done
This video belongs in the S tier for sure! Loved it, thank you for making such quality content. “Tiki room under new management, you know where you belong” 😂😂😂😂
I never think of the tea cups as a must-do ride but every time I go on it with my sister we end up having a BLAST spinning around and laughing out asses off S TIER
wooaow that owen wilson impression was so good I was in the bathroom while this was playing in my room and I had to do many double takes from the bathroom to see who was talking xp
My favorite thing to do on the people mover when it gets super dark is to switch seats so I’m sitting right next to the person I’m with instead of across from them. It scares the bejeepers out of them every time.
“The haunted mansion is in the haunted mansion tier because no other attraction can compete with it…. Except pirates of the Caribbean, that also goes in the haunted mansion tier” is the most offhand Disney thing that’s ever been said
Responding to your railroad commentary back in the day when I was a kid they didn’t allow food or drinks on any attraction including the railroad and tiki room. There was a trash can after the queue with a cm making sure you threw your food/drink in the trash before boarding.
Kilimanjaro Safari deserves to be an A tier attraction! This is what Walt wanted with the live animals but he had to settle for the jungle cruise. It also is something you can ride over & over & it's different every time!
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Offhand, you're a saint ♥️
Yo didn’t know you were a offhand fan
No... NOOOOOOO
No u
How long have you been part of the Offhand Skippy?
Whoa, didn’t expect to see you here… so how’s it going Saberspark?
You should totally make this a series since there are so many you didn’t cover (Avatar rides, Big Thunder Mountain, Everest just to name a few) that I’m curious to hear your unfiltered opinion on
Both Flight and Everest easily fill S tier for me
@@yhuali5120 only correct spots for them
That Owen Wilson impression was spot on.
Agree!!!! Good one Dallin!!!
Whao!
I was looking for this comment lol
I’m floored.
WahOW
I was not expecting you to go Haunted Mansion Tier, but I agree. Really was not expecting you to put Pirates in the Haunted Mansion tier… but I also agree!!
Haha I read this comment before watching the video. I was like, oh boy, what’s he gonna do this time?! Completely agree with you, and with Offhand for where he placed the HM
this video is, in itself, an s-tier ride
I think I'd put it in the "Almost There" tier, just below the "Haunted Mansion" tier.
P.S. "Slimepoop"? Seriously? I don't think I'm gonna ask.
You should do a show tier list for all of the shows that you didnt put in the list (country bears, carousel of progress, etc)
I would put the little mermaid ride in A tier. I am in love with that ride, I love how when your shell leans down and you descend you really feel like you’re going under the ocean with the cold air and the screen above you!
Meh.
Star Tours all the way down in E tier makes me physically sick haha
My man 3PO gonna have some words 😤😤😤
And r2 with the be bops
This was so chaotic. And that Mobius impression was Glorious 👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻
I think Offhand has been confirmed to be an Owen Wilson variant??
He's quite good at voices!
You’re right, haunted mansion and pirates go in a tier together. but it should be called the Jean Lafitte tier.
This comment deserves more recognition 👏
Fun fact: Mission Space is no longer the only ride w barf bags. They also have them on the Pixar pal around if you choose one of the moving gondolas lol
Oh, no
I agree with the Haunted Mansion and Pirates rankings the most. They make perfect sense honestly. Haven’t been to Disney World yet, so I’m still undecided on those yet.
If you have been to Disneyland Pirates there is better than Disney World but the Disney World Haunted Mansion is better than the Disneyland one. The ones that are better are purely better because they have more scenes. Offhand talked about it in a video before but I forget which one
@@kylebittner1327 been to Disneyland plenty of times, and have watched plenty of POV videos of Disney World rides to know exactly what you’re talking about. I did watch that Offhand video, too.
@@kylebittner1327 Yes, but the Disney World version of the Haunted Mansion is marginally better. The Disneyland version of Pirates is like night and day difference
Love it! Dallin your green screen edits are off the charts now-a days! I definitely laughed multiple times!
Also love the love being put into this episode! My favorite video produced so far!
Hi 👋
FREAKIN LOVE that skeleton pillow there brother.
to see you here of all places
NANI?! MCP HERE?!
Bro what 👀
A+ list. And the "producer" is adorable.💜
I know right?! His “pupducer” is so cute! 🤭😁
splash mountain is S tier in my book, i love that ride, i literally rode it 17 times in a row the last time i was in disneyland
What’s up with leaving out so many rides, especially all the good ones (Expedition Everest, Rise of the Resistance, more)?
Maybe he could make a part 2 soon including those rides!
Tower of terror, soarin...
Although I usually comment on how hilarious you are and how that transcends the content, today I would like to thank you for keeping it serious and taking a strong analytical approach to an important topic. Sure you can always make us laugh, but this time you made us think. And that means something in today's topsy-turvy world.
Your Owen Wilson voice impression is rly good
I was surprised and you gave me something I wasn't expecting with the Haunted Mansion ranking. Thanks Offhand Disney
I love how you put your own unique twist on this ranking video. No one can say you don't take requests.
I'm going to need a little more respect for The Matterhorn LOL! Yea you might shift a disc maybe even need a hip replacement afterwards but you still rode a big part of History! It was a game changer, at least in the A tier lol
In the case of the Disney parks, maybe a better ranking system, from an A-Ticket up to an E-Ticket.
Great video! I thought when you made the Haunted Mansion tier, "I bet Pirates is going there too!"
No need to explain, Dallin. I'm with you 100% on that one!
Only 5 minutes in but I genuinely think this is already one of your best videos. The editing, pacing, and sense of humor are all top notch 👌
I just discovered your channel and the fact that you put the Haunted Mansion in its own tier (along with Pirates) has quickly endeared yourself to me.
I’m surprised Jungle cruise wasn’t in the tier list! I know Dallin mentioned it slightly during the Mt Kilimanjaro safari but still I’m so surprised it wasn’t added!
Dude, I’m only 3 minutes in and I have to comment: I’m not a huge fan of the Tea Cups ride, but it’s my favourite spot in all of Disneyland at night! The sounds and light is perfect. They need to be moved up for creating a simply perfect ambiance!
This video exhibits very chaotic energy and I quite love it!
When I visited family in Tahiti, they would take the whole bread fruit and would rotate it right on the burner of the stove and cook until its black all over well pretty black. We ate it with fermented coconut milk and grilled fish!
the way that i completely agreed with the haunted mansion and pirates ranking
Those are my Sophie's Choice attractions, definitely tied for 1st.
Splash Mountain would definitely go into the absolute top-tier for me, above all else. Pirates and Haunted are great, but I’m sorry, no ride can beat Splash Mountain for me! Everything about it is perfect!
Thanks for the love toward living with the land. With an ever growing corporatized and IP heavy Disney it’s a treat to have a classic like this one still running strong.
13:44 the swinging gondolas on the ferris wheel have barf bags, too. you know you’re in for something… special when there are barf bags provided in the ride.
Hee hee, I love your non-explanation of why Pirates goes into the Haunted Mansion tier.
Noticed you mentioned Jungle Cruise in reference to another ride, but did not rate the Jungle Cruise itself.
Yeah I didn't quite get the random handful of attractions from various parks, definitely NOT every attraction at all parks as stated at the beginning of the video, but, whatever, still fun.
*Wow*, your Owen Wilson impression genuinely brought tears to my eyes
Low key getting Bo burnham Inside vibes when he was laying on the floor 😂 love the videos man
I feel like you've been on a tear for a few weeks since you got back from Cali. Thanks!
"Haunted Mansion goes in the Haunted Mansion tier, and so does Pirates of the Caribbean"
Yeah I knew I subbed for a reason
I would add Big Thunder Mountain Railway (Disneyland) to the Haunted Mansion Tier. Oddly, the best part of this exceptional episode, was the lavish addition of your Fab-U-Lous Dogglette! (Not actually odd at all...) Producer Pup indeed! The best part was the look on puppa's face when you mentioned Rockin' Roller Coaster firmly in the B category! Priceless!
As far as rides go, I recently went on Flight of Passage in Animal Kingdom. The one based on the James Cameron Avatar movie. Out of all the simulator rides, I loved that one!
No big thunder mountain? No tower of terror/ mission breakout? No incredicoster? No (insert other ride people will mention you didn't rank)?
Your videos are always the best Offhand! Me and my sister watch together and you always manage to make us laugh. As a crazy Disnerd, thank you for all the entertaining and informative content. 👌🏽Thank you! The Loki segment was amazing!
Wasn’t just me who realized some rides are missing, but to be fair there’s too much to keep track of.
the radiator springs racers skit is CINEMATIC
“And the Ursula animatronic”
... yeah when it’s head is attached lol
Your producer has no business being that cute! A true associate and professional keeping ya on task. ❤️
I know right?! His “pupducer” is so cute! 🤭😁
It’s really sad, because Matterhorn was my favourite ride, but after I got in a really bad car crash, I can’t ride it without feeling stiff and nauseous all day. I knew that day would eventually come, but I didn’t think it’d be so soon.
The WDW Space Mountain Queue plus the Disneyland Space Mountain Ride would equal perfection.
a collab i never thought i needed
Well son,here is were battles begin and friendships end,this will be fun.
Omg dude, the Mobius and Loki scene was brilliant
I don't even care about the rankings I'm just happy that Offhand Disney and Saberspark acknowledged each other
Hahaha the look on your puppies face got me laughing and made me think he was saying “help me, help me please”
I've been waiting for this moment for all of my life (or since the Patreon preview)
Gave a thumbs up right when you just cut to the scene of you just casually sprawling on your floor with such chill energy.
Your Owen Wilson impression is absolutely perfect lol
uh i think you’re forgetting some of the best rides….
splash mountain (S tier)
thunder mountain railroad (S tier)
maelstrom (S tier)
journey into imagination with figment (B tier)
a lot more
Rise of the resistance s tier
@@Belangerz definitely
It think he should make an addendum
you made a mistake with that:
thunder mountain [disneyand] (b tier)
journey into imagination (s tier)
I much prefer disney world's, euro disney's, and tokyo disney's thunder mountains since they have those cool gysers and are in places/countries I like.
@@greninjaguy5264 the original journey into imagination is definitely S tier but the new one is only B in my opinion, B is still high
and yes i agree with what you said about thunder mountain railroad
I don’t know why but you’re giving me so much Jeff Goldblum energy in the beginning of this video
Mobius and lightning McQueen was gold😂😂
Your Mobius impression is S tier.
I legitimately don’t understand how your impression was that good! Also, sorry for being hard on you about Star tours. …even though I think it belongs in the haunted mansion tier.
His Mobius impression was the best I’ve heard lol
I completely agree on The Haunted Mansion. I absolutely love that ride and collect Haunted Mansion stuff like you.
Close your eyes and tell me that’s not Owen Wilson. You can’t.
Offhand Disney is really good at Owen Wilson impressions
I finally got to ride the Peoplemover at Magic kingdom. My wife is one of those people that never rides the “lesser” rides, but yesterday she got to experience them and she understands why I love them. Took her on the Carousel of Progress, the Peoplemover, and the Tiki Room. They might not be thrilling, but they are charming and a damn fine piece of Disney engineering.
the serious desk *creepy mickey in the background*
Your Owen Wilson impersonation is spot on
Soaring Over California is an A Tier Attraction, it has Patrick Warburton, bald people jokes, a sweeping musical score, orange grove smell, your eardrums getting blown out by jet engines, downtown LA doesnt smell like exhaust, smog or homeless people, a standstill parade at the superior park next door, hidden mickey fireworks! Its fantastic!
As soon as you said Disneyland Rail Road is the best ride I stopped the video and gave you my thumbs up. I don't need to see anymore, you hit the nail on the head.
I laughed so hard at the Tiki room part because I knew what was coming 🤣
My family in Puerto Rico 🇵🇷 fries the breadfruit growing outside their homes to make tostones, which are like little round French fries.
WAIT let me guess....Haunted Mansion and the Peoplemover are going to be high aren’t they..
I love your videos so much! It’s so fun to watch something that is always unique and very interesting! My son is not a Disney parks fan, but he always sits down to watch your videos when I’m watching them 😁
Oh. My. Word. Was that really Owen Wilson?! 🤣 Perftect impression!
The part ware Mobis and Loki were in the video was the best part!
the space mountain Disney world queue never fails to make me dizzy
This video could have been so much longer and I still would have watched it. There were so many rides that weren't covered I thought you were joking when you said you were done
This video belongs in the S tier for sure! Loved it, thank you for making such quality content. “Tiki room under new management, you know where you belong” 😂😂😂😂
Your Owen Wilson impression.. all I can say is WOW
I never think of the tea cups as a must-do ride but every time I go on it with my sister we end up having a BLAST spinning around and laughing out asses off
S TIER
Your Owen Wilson impression was hilarious.
wooaow that owen wilson impression was so good I was in the bathroom while this was playing in my room and I had to do many double takes from the bathroom to see who was talking xp
My favorite thing to do on the people mover when it gets super dark is to switch seats so I’m sitting right next to the person I’m with instead of across from them. It scares the bejeepers out of them every time.
To said voice impression all I have to say is "wow!"
A tier list with comedy sketches in between? I love it 🤩
I love that you put pirates of the caribbeans in the haunted mansion tier 🤣
3:03 I like how he just glosses over the drunk people part
“The haunted mansion is in the haunted mansion tier because no other attraction can compete with it…. Except pirates of the Caribbean, that also goes in the haunted mansion tier” is the most offhand Disney thing that’s ever been said
These are fighting words man. You’ve done Star Tours and Ariel dirty.
The Mobius stuff got me though 😂
The Haunted Mansion and Pirates tier should’ve been the “Lafitte Tier”…
The Owen Wilson impression was absolutely fantastic
I've always gone on the safari first thing in the morning and I've always been able to see all the animals and never had a problem with it.
I swear to god this man lives in a alternate reality where Tower of Terror does not exists
I'm still cracking up at the Mobius ranking, this is my third time watching just that part
Responding to your railroad commentary back in the day when I was a kid they didn’t allow food or drinks on any attraction including the railroad and tiki room. There was a trash can after the queue with a cm making sure you threw your food/drink in the trash before boarding.
Kilimanjaro Safari deserves to be an A tier attraction! This is what Walt wanted with the live animals but he had to settle for the jungle cruise. It also is something you can ride over & over & it's different every time!
Literally (and you also fooled me by putting Buzzy in the thumbnail XD)
I don't get how you don't have millions of subscribers???? you're literally my favourite youtuber