i really enjoyed making this new style of video; i'm wondering what you guys thought of it.... should i make more of these, should i not? what are your opinions, i'd love to know :D
How to be depressed : Step 1: Watch the vidéo Step 2 : Look at the Stats of Joe Step 3: Realize that EVEN WHEN DOING THE DUMBEST STUFF HE HAS BETTER WN8 Step 4: *P A I N*
Don't mention it's a ford built engine after all. Which they kinda suck at making big a s s engines. Even the engine powering the tiger 2 has 700 horsepower and is a inline 6 diesel engine. While the Ford is a v8 with even lower horsepower around 550 to 650.
Don't make T95 getting stocked Upgrade the crew until 75% and release the only provisions and great equipment and upgrade your Doom turtle and be a most deadly slow TONK than ever Too good to be a pro
Me when using tortoise tech tree tanks be like: When you see a hill then realized the game will over before you spill any ammo while reading your teammate chat popping up pouring your slippery road. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The turtle. Sadly it was an abandonded tank by the U.S. Literatly too heavy and too slow. At least it has another chance in these games. Kudos to you for playing something you might not like.
Сразу же после клавиши "В бой!" В чате прошу толкнуть, Но каждый занят самим собой, На горку не дотянуть. Восемь километров в час Ползать она должна, Один засвет - и фугасы летят, И Арта уже сведена! И не уйти от чемодана, Не уехать вспять, Ведь ползет как черепаха Это Т-95! Серые стены унылых домов Радость приносят мне, Не закружит меня наглый СТ, До меня не добраться арте! Крепкие лоб и бока - И можно смело давить! Эй, ТТ, прикрывайте корму, Не дайте меня загуслить! И рикошет за рикошетом, Враг устал стрелять. Броневая черепаха - Это - Т-95!!!!!!!!
At least this has Armor....AMX AC46 Full Stock has literally nothing going for it.......Stock Sturer Emil has Gun Depression going for it(and when its Fully Maxxed(Crew,Provisions,Equipment) it can get Circled by a KV-3 ;-; )
Wow, and here i thought the stock Mauschen is the Slowest but this....this is something else, that i cant think of a word to describe on how slow this tank is
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i really enjoyed making this new style of video; i'm wondering what you guys thought of it.... should i make more of these, should i not? what are your opinions, i'd love to know :D
M O R E
You should platoon with ur clanmates more often
MOREMKREMORE
Poggers tank
YUS
How to be depressed :
Step 1: Watch the vidéo
Step 2 : Look at the Stats of Joe
Step 3: Realize that EVEN WHEN DOING THE DUMBEST STUFF HE HAS BETTER WN8
Step 4: *P A I N*
Step 5 go to gualg
I'm sorry 😭😭😭
Step 6: Depressed till death in gulag
step 7: watch the video again but 0.25x speed
Step 8: commit turtle stock
They should give this thing a minor speed buff
Uhh... Minor??? Hell no not minor
100 speed
Make the tank go 100 km/h
Like how they buffed its speed for pc
Speed 1000
The speeeeeeeeeed is beautiful!!!!
This an epic moment.
Muuusic pls.
EPIK
edit: for some reason i have a feeling that someone will correct me so i want to say that im just saying the meme
hahaha even snail is faster than t95
Italian sarvente?
*pantouf:"even a fricking maus can circle this thing!"*
imagine you playing t95 with a dead driver
Pure pain
With dmg engine
Wait does damaged tracks decrease speed?
@@Cbrmkn98xs no
@@Cbrmkn98xs I’m pretty sure damaged tracks lower acceleration but I’m not sure
@@scouttf2143 It just creates higher chance of breaking those tracks!
Imagine getting the engine damaged and the driver injured...
*AT THE SAME TIME*
Average speed 20 cm/h
Getting track, fuel and engine damage while driver is dead on a slope of hill
@@joskethegreat4154 and with a 50% trained crew!!
@@PHyN1151 incorrect, 30 mm/y
@@NaenaeGaming Incorrect, 10 mm/decade
*"Perfectly balanced as all things should be"* - Totally Sun Tzu, Not Thanos
Wow dude, pog..
I wonder if our agency should start poppin ul tank at our suspect house
@@primeministeroffbi7442 Good idea. Intimidate them into giving up info. XD
@@Tankdestroyer467 imagine rushing into a guy house just to see him watching rule 34 of vtuber
@@primeministeroffbi7442 :O
Best tank ever, its even better than the ‘fully upgraded’ version in most aspects. I’d give it a solid 11/10.
No
@@gabrielaklimova1164 its a joke bruh
You should do a 5 minute video of a T95 slowly coming closer to the camera with music getting slightly louder
Rip viewers before t49 Comes
the speed is just like how slow pantouf bake his baguette.
Every light found this....this fast
By the time a stock T95 reach the battlefield the whole team died lol
When USA put a Tractor engine instead of putting an cola-powered tonk engine.
Don't mention it's a ford built engine after all. Which they kinda suck at making big a s s engines. Even the engine powering the tiger 2 has 700 horsepower and is a inline 6 diesel engine. While the Ford is a v8 with even lower horsepower around 550 to 650.
Stock engine + engine damage + dead driver + in water = D I S A S T E R
WoTB Joe in this video : Hahaha, T95 slow verdoon
WoTB Joe in reality : **Hiding real PAIN**
Title: "How to decrease winrate in wotb".
it is actually nice to see JOE suffering 😂❤️
What makes the T95:
- tier VI engine
- 86.79 tons
- Dead driver
- Broken engine
- No provisions
- No equipment
- Braindead crew (50% exp)
00:01 Reality : Joe's crying inside because it's too slow xd
music
Don't make T95 getting stocked
Upgrade the crew until 75% and release the only provisions and great equipment and upgrade your Doom turtle and be a most deadly slow TONK than ever
Too good to be a pro
Me:VK.100 is the slowest stock tank ever made
T95:Allow me to Introduce myself
T95 is basicly that one grandpa that broke his leg in ww2.
Bro. Stock crew, mobility upgrades, and no boost, BUT WITH THE MAX GUN. IT’LL MAKE IT EVEN SLOWER.
2:10
“Get the gun down, get the gun down!”
😂😂😂
The speed is the key of the victory
T95 with only 2 average speed
and after all, he has so much joy at the loss ... I would like to experience such feelings ...)
You missed one thing.
*You should have played it without ammunition.*
OR HE
0:01 the legend says he is still trying to go up the bridge🤣😆
love the T95 and its amazing speed
From Brazil
Imagine your engine being damaged while being a stock 95
That tank is slower than my good luck returning to me and fixing my terrible life
The T28 prototype is also in stock and has a speed of 1 👍
Wow joe I remember when you had 150 views per vid. Now over 6k in 2hours! Keep up the great content mate!
The "Slowly tonk" this is Perfect
The poor man. Is soul was literally crying out for a quick death
Me when using tortoise tech tree tanks be like:
When you see a hill then realized the game will over before you spill any ammo while reading your teammate chat popping up pouring your slippery road.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
i first time to hear his voice :)
that tank is pure torture :)
I think I can actually move faster with my hands even though I never tried it
Это я когда надо куда то идти, а ты не хочешь))))
в школу))))))
Imagine this: Stock T95, Dead driver, damaged tracks damaged engine
Girls und panzer movie be like: * insert tank meme here *
OMG Joe this one had me in tears laughing 🤣
Wth!?, *slooooooooowwweeeessstt* tank ever made dude
Тhis is a pain omg
The slowest tank in the game...yeah t95, ooahh boe hold my 305mm armor
it's called a turtle for a reason, it's about as slow as the friggin M A U S
Imagine T95 in uprising...
0:53 Pov: you computer have a problem
4:25 when I saw that 2021, it made me feel old :(
Dead driver, damaged engine and stock engine is pure pain
I played T-95 stock one time and it was MAD
Imagine full stock t95 with the driver knocked out and the engine and tracks damaged. You don’t move at all lol
legend says if you give me your heart then you will be free from suffering
Cool video wotb joe ı enjoy it thanks!😁😀😎😎😎😉😉
As a t95 main in war thunder i feel your pain
finally a respectful warthunder player not one that just goes my games better than yours nah na ha ha
Joe quick question, what editing software do you use?
And this is a tier IX
Gj wg
Truly pain to F2P
I laughed so much at that video lmao
That thing is faster than the SSC thrust
this narration make my cried
I like this video imo, love ur voice
Play stock t28 prot, if i am right, it has 1 km/h avg speed with stock motor
This tank is more qualified to be called "Tortoise"😂
This is the best editing ever keep it up Joe!!! Love your vids
Tip: Grind the T30, a sweet tank and after, the T95! Doing this you won't have to play the T95 stock! I know "5Head" and you welcome!
The turtle. Sadly it was an abandonded tank by the U.S. Literatly too heavy and too slow. At least it has another chance in these games. Kudos to you for playing something you might not like.
omg, this is so fast, lttb is left in the dust,
t95 needs speed nerf
Сразу же после клавиши "В бой!"
В чате прошу толкнуть,
Но каждый занят самим собой,
На горку не дотянуть.
Восемь километров в час
Ползать она должна,
Один засвет - и фугасы летят,
И Арта уже сведена!
И не уйти от чемодана,
Не уехать вспять,
Ведь ползет как черепаха
Это Т-95!
Серые стены унылых домов
Радость приносят мне,
Не закружит меня наглый СТ,
До меня не добраться арте!
Крепкие лоб и бока -
И можно смело давить!
Эй, ТТ, прикрывайте корму,
Не дайте меня загуслить!
И рикошет за рикошетом,
Враг устал стрелять.
Броневая черепаха -
Это - Т-95!!!!!!!!
Me when i see t28 in oponent team:Panik
Mewhen i see a t95 in oponent team:MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE
*driver and engine gets hit*
My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive
At least this has Armor....AMX AC46 Full Stock has literally nothing going for it.......Stock Sturer Emil has Gun Depression going for it(and when its Fully Maxxed(Crew,Provisions,Equipment) it can get Circled by a KV-3 ;-; )
Joes new Lamborghini Sián
when you realized that wotb joe is a initial d weeb
The suffering. My t 95 is maxed and still painful
Осталось выбить движок, мехвода и гуслю. И без ремок. И подготовьте пару десятков огнетушителей
fastest war thunder tank:
imagine... the pain but hey ur speed so what can i say :)
Even dracula and lttb jealous because how fast this tank is
One streamer take a master on full stock t95, on HE.
No wonder it was abandoned for a couple of decades in an open field
Try to play with T95 stock and no consumables :)
Ооооо понимаю - I don’t know how others, but I love t 95 1 minus only speed and so everything suits me
Понимаю
Угу )
Imagine this tank with 50 crew, and ded driver,engine damage and track damage
The t28 prototype with 1 speed:Am I a Joke to you?
Loader Is dead Joe:yes
Stock T95 the definition of torture
Your fuel tank is filled with Pro pain
No wonder they Call it the Turtle
no joke, the T95 made me enjoy other slow tanks that are 20km/h,
That's the greatest speed ever
"tier 10 game bye guys im outta here." :afks
Wow, and here i thought the stock Mauschen is the Slowest but this....this is something else, that i cant think of a word to describe
on how slow this tank is
Salute to this guy torturing himself with the stock t95 LOL
Faster than dracula
THEEEEEE
TIIIIIII 95
*t r a v e r s e speed*
*very spicy*
-WoTB Joe
LOVE THE NEW CONENT
Walking is faster then stock t95
7 million km an hour BEAUTIFUL