Ron White - Swallowing a $2,000 Tooth - This Is Not Happening
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- Ron White shares the time he swallowed a fake tooth and had to go searching for it in an unsavory place.
Original airdate: March 29, 2016
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Despite all the drinking and smoking he ages so well and the hair gets better and better.
Made me laugh. I did the same thing but found myself crapping on newspaper like a dog
Did he stop aging after he hit old? He looks virtually the same as when I was a teenager
Same but I think he looks a bit better now, love the slicked back hair. Works well for Ron "Tater Salad" White lol
It’s called , makeup. Easy breezy beautiful Cover Girl , make up.
Did u see his announcement of his retirement recently? His hair is super long and he looks like he did finally age a little 😂
This is severall years old. It looks like Ari Shaffirs "This is not happening" show.
What are you, like 23?
I just woke my wife and kids up at 3 am laughing so fucking hard 😂😂. My fucking jaw is cramped from how hard I was laughing! Well played sir … well played
Makes sense you’re a fan since you both have such a limited vocabulary. Try going a day without saying F - ck! Ignorant!
Dude I nearly gave myself a hernia trying to stifle my hysteria listening to this
It's time to laugh😂,I appreciate you Ron
I just stumbled on this video, and it's funny that I did. I almost had the same experience, but luckily I didn't swallow the tooth. But I had a crown come off of all places, at the dentist's office! The hygienist was cleaning my teeth, and I could feel something in my mouth. I yelled and raised my hand to get her to stop. I got the thing out of my mouth, and it was a crown! She told another hygienist about it and she said "Good thing you didn't swallow it, that would have sucked." The first hygienist finished cleaning my teeth, then the dentist cemented the crown back on. But I was wondering what would have happened if I did swallow it. I also searched online, mainly because I was wondering if it would have harmed me. I found the same info White describe, as well as making yourself vomit.
I guess if I'm going to have a crown break off, the dentists office is the best place for it to happen.
You have to find it - guess where?
Almost as good as his mimi Eisenhower story!😊
That was a good one
Why wouldn’t you try to throw it back up as soon as you realized you swallowed it? 🤔
EXACTLY!!!
WTF?!
😂😂😂
The answer is c o m e d y
Ron white. I am from West Virginia you know where the men are men and the sheep are nervous. YOU ARE FUCKING CRAZY AND I LOVE IT
I love real people ❤
Same!
I just had the weirdest dream last night where Ron White was the smartest man in the universe and I was his Morty
lol love this comment
I figured he'd hand wash it.
He is a funny comedian sober or not. I am glad to hear he is happy being sober and that is something he can share on his tour
Legend!! FYM
I just saw him a couple of months ago and he was funnier than he was 20 years ago. I have seen him live a half dozen times and always puts on a good show.
Proud of you stay strong 💪 ❤️ 💛 💙 💓 💗 💪 ❤️
For decades you've been able to get stuff that is temporary tooth. . .😅
He's like a GTA character, but you can tell its genuine
Damn 😅
Hard luck man
Heroin addicts use strainers to find the dope they swallowed lol
How would you know that? =/
RON WHITE YOU DA BEST BROTHER!
Stop the bleeps!
No, I need fucking protection from that foul language.
I lost my 1st tooth in White Castle & my 2nd tooth at work. I go to Grandview, OH & up into Westerville, OH; nobody wanted to help me with either putting back in either teeth without dental insurance.
Nah, he looks and acts exactly like a QMC I used to work with.
I'm sure if it happened now, he'd just find a tooth Doctor to make him a new one! ~ LoL
Does this guy have any clips where's he's NOT drinking and having a cigar while doing stand up?
God dam livers on life support 😅
He eventually stopped drinking as he spoke about during an interview from a pod cast from a good looking blonde girl.
As a nurse we strain poop [and pee for that matter] all the time! I would have just soaked the tooth in alcohol or bleach! Hilarious story!
Sink?! noooooooo!!!! I would have done syrup of ipicac and thrown it up!!!
Nope. I’ve never had a ton of money but when I swallowed a $1000 fake tooth, I said “welp, it’s gone forever.” And I bought a new one, after having just paid the last one off. I’m not having a poop tooth.
It takes , normally, 7 days to pass a tooth, just ask me why!
Why didnt he just make himself throw up??😂
Aka Pooptooth
That bathroom must have stink up to high heaven. Can you imagine going in that bathroom. Like what the hell.
Check Ron out on a podcast of DavidLucas. Or is it "Fishin with Ron White?" IDK. Anyway,
Roseanne's there as well, and they're "fishing" by a lake... 😅
Livin' the dream...
(which is now a nightmare)...
Enjoy each & every day___ minute____ second. 🥳😎🙏💜🇱🇷☮
Tater Salad is like a white Joey Diaz, wild life full of crazy stories 😂 or maybe Joey is a cuban Tater Salad 🤔
500
😂😂😂💩😂😂😂
his skin looks great! alcohol has been very good to him or something has he looks great
Why bleep the curse words? If his live audience can handle it, so can we.
Just immediately vomit!
Not easy to do
@@animaljustice7774 fingers, throat + willpower
Don't bleep it ruins the whole effect !!!!
jeesus
Yeah, I don’t need a tooth that bad
and you had to buy new smaller waist pants after days on the toilet !
Censored comedy... The fukken comment section isn't censored...
You're gonna give back what you stole, Ron.
The blue collar thing, Larry the cable guy was the only funny one for sure
Alcohol is kinda like embombing fluid, right? I love Ron but he didnt have to tell us a shi ty story. Gezus
Embalming, you mean?
@@Purriah yes thank you
Stopped watching it due to excessive bleeping
What was the point of telling the bit at the beginning? I’m surprised he didn’t bring up getting kicked out of the bar in Texas, the same “joke” he’s been telling for 30 years
why you here then?
I guess you can ask Ron on the reason why.
2 WORDS: SICKENING TRAINCRASH
Sorry Ron, I don't hate you (truly I don't), but I have to be honest, this sucked. It dragged on even though it was short, the details were really gross to hear about, and there wasn't a payoff at the end. It was just a punishment for the listener the whole way through. If you read these comments, just a little constructive criticism for you bud, but I think you should cut this story from your act.
I liked it.
Agreed. No real pay-off. Good story, though.
Is it really necessary to use the "F" word so much? It's like people can't even talk anymore without using it. I get tired of ANY word being used so much. I know these comedians can control it because I frequently watch the "Dry Bar Comedy Club." It's so refreshing to hear a comedian be just as funny without using one single curse word.
I agree ,
I don't understand how this guy got on the big tour with Larry The Cable Guy,Jeff and Bill..To me 90% of hat he says isn't funny...I couldn't do what he does but I just don't see how he's as popular as he is
Pointless
10th grade education? No kidding. His material isn’t smart. And, he’s so arrogant. Most overrated comic ever.
With your money, you could have
easily found a dentist to make
you an emergency replacement.
10th grade education. Yup.
I never thought this guy was funny, just gross. Some people, especially intoxicated people, will laugh at anything. Foxworthy, Engvall, they are funny.
He plays all the MAGA circuit clubs. Bobo and MTG are big fans.
This was so boring and dragged on 🥱 ... and with a nasty story, that's not a great combo 😵💫
What goes in must come out! Make yourself a laxative cocktail and wait. It will show up!
Ohhh watch his full stand up show. You will laugh for sure