That airplane one would be pretty terrifying in real life. I know it already happens in wars, but just imagine your casually flying planes with your friends and one of them gets absolutely obliterated.
With their many uses and high efficiency, I have no idea why supersonic bollards haven't been implemented anywhere in the real world. One of life's greatest mysteries, I suppose.
3:15 the cleanest fold ever ...... ready to go in the wardrobe💀,5:33 never would i have thought that they're so stong they wrangled the atv. Try and put thors hammer against it.
Ouuuuu yes more planes with higher heights and more cluster shots! That was wicked! Maybe see how high you can go till those things just barelyyyyy reach the plane
I feel like the bollard mine should have more of a thugb type of sound, like when you slap an end of a tube, that "thugb" sound that's very satisfying to hear.
We truckers would greatly appreciate the introduction of bollards so that we could yeet the idiots who insist on cutting us off on the highway. Car Pal for president!
I used to do this all the time in Watch Dogs 2. The bollards can be hacked and controlled by the player as you're driving, and they're fast enough to launch cars, so I would drive over them and launch myself.
Bollard vs anti-aircraft missile meeting in midair. Also - how possible might it be to build a lego aircraft - how I wish more aircraft existed in BeamNG.
These clearly have the potential for more experiments. How often can you flip a car if you only put the wheels on one side of the car on bollards? Only the left wheels, only the front wheels, only the back wheels, only one wheel? This would certainly be a topic for a contest: Which car does the most rotations during flight and which car flies the greatest distance?
The comaprison of the two bollards is like my digestion on different days............ Yes, you didn't need to know that, but now you do, you're welcome... :P
I vote Car Pal for president.
Y e s
I thought Car Pal was Canadian for some reason.
Oh well, I vote Car Pal for Prime Minister.
Yup boi
I vote horse foe for
YES, LEGALIZE UNGODLY CONTRAPTIONS ON PUBLIC ROADS!
3:15 the way the train just CLOSED LIKE A BOOK sent me
Probably your best yet. I love the way they picked up the loco and folded it like a map.
I've always wondered why bollards aren't used to destroy cars.
An extremely good idea you got there.
Edit: You have won my vote for president
2:26 In all my years playing the game and watching Beam NG videos, I have never once seen a car reset itself from physics overload.
I did
@@tomv3361 me too
I crashed an unstable mod at 450mph with unbreakable physics on it, that did it
Im mean i break it like 2 times a week, just get to cars to crash with both going 250 or smthing like that
use the weird crusher to cut cars in half is fast way
Your concern for safety first is an inspiration to us all.
7:11
Hopes and dreams?
Nah it's an even more accurate representation of nodes and beams.
lmao
Lmao wtf 😂
5:22 I saw the little easter egg u put in there. The gta 3 map, it brings me so many good memories😭
That airplane one would be pretty terrifying in real life. I know it already happens in wars, but just imagine your casually flying planes with your friends and one of them gets absolutely obliterated.
I laughed unreasonably hard when the train turned into a banana.
Rocket bollard silos could easily be the ultimate hidden weapons system.
8:08 that bus acted like a cat when it sees a cucumber.
Surprisingly accurate
1:20 'Can be used as a four post lift'
Proceeds to lift car to heaven
Coming soon from Aperture: The Supersonic Bollard.
*_"Guaranteed to stop you DEAD."_*
_It's Cave Johnson approved!!!_
3:10 I never thought I would see an SD so forcefully folded in half
I like how that one Lego car said screw this I'm not dying for your video and moved aside😂😂
3:42 Finally a new traffic law I can stand behind
“Stop a plane in a emergency situation” and potentially kills everyone on board 😂😂 love ya Car Pal
thanks for saving the AE86, you're a hero :)
Cost of AE86: $25,000
Cost of EMD SD40-2: $410,000
5:15 testing with “something really tough”… this just after *folding* a locomotive.
LMAO
With their many uses and high efficiency, I have no idea why supersonic bollards haven't been implemented anywhere in the real world. One of life's greatest mysteries, I suppose.
Probably because how do you do that?
3:15 Bruh just really suplexed a train
The design is very human.
Very easy to use!
3:15 the cleanest fold ever ...... ready to go in the wardrobe💀,5:33 never would i have thought that they're so stong they wrangled the atv. Try and put thors hammer against it.
Excuse me sir. That's not a bollard. It's a projectile...and I love it!!!!❤
I give that train a 9.5/10 for a perfect front tuck over the crossroad. Beautiful
6:44 that was a cool camera angle/shot
Car Pal dropping another banger
Ouuuuu yes more planes with higher heights and more cluster shots! That was wicked! Maybe see how high you can go till those things just barelyyyyy reach the plane
If you cannnn😏
7:06 Goddammit, Daijin is at it again.
I feel like the bollard mine should have more of a thugb type of sound, like when you slap an end of a tube, that "thugb" sound that's very satisfying to hear.
2:50 "bollards can save lives"......... *except anybody in a train*
Especially in that train
Out of all the Buses in the World, the Soviet Ikarus 250 was the last one I expected to see. We had a lot of them driving around here where I live!
Once the planes portion happened i thought "This is a reverse rods from god scenario"
Ballrods from hell
You have to receive a patent for your invention: the Hyper Speed Cannon Bollard (HSCB).
*Edit: fixed spelling mistake
❤
I love how chaotic yet calm Car Pal videos are
5:58
I'll have to try that time-saving trick next time I change out pickup truck bed lol
I love making cars fly up into the stratosphere 0:29
I am so glad a fix for the strato was released
Would you rather run over 5 people with a train, or pull the lever to run over 1 person? Car Pal's solution: 3:14
0:30 Wow I didn't know we had the Back to the future time machine
Bollards would also come in handy for quickly evicting apartment tenants. Place several in the building's basement and voila! Instant eviction. :D
Vote Car Pal/ Bollard for the president
Rather entertaining, well done Pal
3:17 that train sandwich looks so delicious
How to turn a normal dangerous situation into a full blown catastrophe in less than a second!
i didn't expect Chaparral 2J Making a cameo here.
When you need bollards but all you have is railguns
What a splendid idea! Its perfect for cracking ny back, hopefully.
I didnt truely fear this until the BTR got mangled
1:29 That Beamer was sent to heaven lol 😂
1:09 i blinked with my eyes
"Okay Jimmy I'll be right back. Just stay here in the car."
I can just see the Star Wars intro crawl, "The Empires ultimate weapon, the TRAFFIC BOLLARD".
What did you expect? You built the Rods from Hell.
Those emergencies were avoided skillfully.
Finally had time to watch this, amazing 🤩 another fine example why Pal is the only Beaming i have and ever will watch. ❤️
5:08 i got the same relfexion of you lol
Ah yes, the good ole' Watch Dogs bollards technique.
Imagine all the lives we could save if we would just install more supersonic bollards!
We truckers would greatly appreciate the introduction of bollards so that we could yeet the idiots who insist on cutting us off on the highway. Car Pal for president!
Bro I first thought that was GTA 5 😂
This game really became beautiful !
That thumb screams "OH GOD MY TESTICKELS!!"😂😂
This is the Hancock method of public safety!
Can be used as a 4 post lift... Will also squeeze all the fluids out of the vehicle...
as a plus, it automatically ejects the driver! Ejects their insides onto the walls, that is.
Ahh, that scientific measurement unit of "less than a fraction of a second"
You say "high speed bollard," I say "cylinder rocket." I also say "daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!"
Car Pal got my vote for president.
It's not a bollard anymore, it's a kinetic energy missile with the same aerodynamics as a brick 😂😂😂
The emergency grounding seems quite effective! 2:01 😅
I used to do this all the time in Watch Dogs 2. The bollards can be hacked and controlled by the player as you're driving, and they're fast enough to launch cars, so I would drive over them and launch myself.
That train literally folded
Santa Fe tacos anyone?! 😂🤣
You make the best vanity plates.
Car pal never run out of ideas
3:18 It snaps to a Mouth worthy of FNAF^^ The Trainwheels are the Teeth
I vote car pal for president !
Bro the train turned into a hotdog 3:17
Bollard vs anti-aircraft missile meeting in midair.
Also - how possible might it be to build a lego aircraft - how I wish more aircraft existed in BeamNG.
🤣 That's a rocket launcher
4:38 the parking lot war fair
I can't wait to see how tow trucks would get treated.
The four post lift one reminded me of the story of the SL-1 reactor accident where a guy was pinned to the ceiling with a nuclear reactor control rod.
i think thats just how the bollard works tbh
Vote carpal for president have one day you'll be on the moon just by using a bollard😂😂😂💕 you're amazing man
the last one was so hilarious XD
3:16 Its called Car Pal's train hotdog
I vote car pal for president, more bollards means more safety!
6:33 no way, "B*TCH'N'"?
These clearly have the potential for more experiments. How often can you flip a car if you only put the wheels on one side of the car on bollards? Only the left wheels, only the front wheels, only the back wheels, only one wheel? This would certainly be a topic for a contest: Which car does the most rotations during flight and which car flies the greatest distance?
Car Pal laboratory has many more case studies for this invention 🔬
Least op paid weapon in a game be like
0:58 could've ended the sentence at "this is mine" ngl
I think this is the first time I’ve seen the APC move like that
Me: "Oh, you're gonna launch the car"
Car Pal: "No, I'm gonna launch the train"
You have my vote, President CarPal.
3:15 I've never seen a train fly
The comaprison of the two bollards is like my digestion on different days............
Yes, you didn't need to know that, but now you do, you're welcome... :P
You have my vote
One LEGO car just decided to stay. Oh, well.
Car Pal for president is a campaign i can get behind XD
3:14 how to stop the train in GTA5
Great. Another before sleep video