King Me | Battle Chess
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Pawns had the funniest animations. The more powerful the piece they capture, the funnier it gets. My dad once did checkmate with a Pawn, and it stole the King's crown and put it on.
Being overthrown is a fate worse than death
Fun Fact: This game was made by Interplay and Silicon & Synapse, Interplay made the first Fallout games and although many people might not recognize Silicon & Synapse they later went on to become Blizzard, the ones who made Diablo, Warcraft, Starcraft, Overwatch etc.
Man, such humble beginnings for a company that would later sell out to China's dictatorial rule. Liberate HK.
Wow they really went to shit.
@@JacksonJinn wtf are you talking about?
@@garlonschuman1014 he was talking about when blizzard banned blitzchung from a tournament for supporting the hong kong protests
@@imbored956 and now they are sexist rapists who now work with Microsoft. My how things have changed
This game moves way too fast for me! I couldn't keep up with all this high-octane chess playing action. Slow the video down next time, okay Barry?
There was a video? All I saw was a flash and the recommended videos.
***** Damn, you're lucky. I became blind the instant I hit play. I didn't know what happened until 6 hours later.
Once my I pressed play, my fucking pc exploded and now I have to type with my phone
I had a supercomputer slow the video down and try to decipher it and it still couldn't help me watch this video
Ehh, Flash is so shitty it slowed it down just fine.
Part 1: Red Pawn moves
Part 2: Blue Pawn moves
Part 3: Red Knight moves
Part 4: Blue Knight moves
...
Part 590: Red Queen Moves
Part 591: Blue Castles
Part 592: First Battle
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Part 103,857,329,427,183: Blue Checkmate!
Part 103,857,329,427,184: Round 2!
part 999,999,999,999,999,999 purple comes in with ww2 fighter jets and the entire starwars cast and claims checkmate
Thanks for your very important input. It has been filed into the bin and will be taken into consideration for the future. In the meantime, please consider putting any and all other opinions you may have on the matter up your ass where they belong. Again, thank you for your constructive criticism.
-*****Oran (name currently undergoing review)
I am curious as to what content you enjoy, aside from Game Grumps of course. Also, considering I haven't watched an anime in literally years, I guess my brain is pretty fresh, but enough about me, tell me about you.
Actually, not surprised in the least.
Holy shit seeing that first pawn move so slow made me audibly groan.
I decided to minimize the screen right then and there.
I think it's best we treat this invigorating little series like a podcast.
It's 2 AM and what better way to spend my time watching two grown men playing chess on NES. Hey, that rhymes. I'm really tired.
Im literally in the exact same situation
+Justifyed Mattitude To do that you'd have to try, and then the rhyme wouldn't be on the fly!
+Justifyed Mattitude Oh, I believe you bro! Trust me, your cleverness shows!
+Justifyed Mattitude Oh, I believe you bro! Trust me, your cleverness shows!
More than a year later, I saw this comment at 2 am.
...part 1
A sad day.
It's like wizard chess! Only completely glacial in pace.
You guys have got so many games to choose from, and you chose THIS.
I fucking love you.
*****
I'M A FISH WHO CAN'T HELP BUT EMBRACE HIS HOOK
When the rooks turn into the brick monster things, it reminded me of a chess fanfiction I never wrote as a kid where the rooks become sorta like mechas and such.
I HAD ISSUES OK
+Mega Dan (Daniel Eck) omg i want a hunger games-esque chess fanfic where all the pieces are mech suits inhabited by humans forced to kill each other, then forced to come up with strategies to escape their inevitable doom as they play without disobeying the players' orders.
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR ISSUES, I WANT IT.
Tol Beepies It's so freaking beautiful!!!
WELL THEN NO ONE NEEDS TO SCREAM ABOUT IT
Why do you guys talk like that
Danger Dango
Why not? It's fun.
+Mega Dan (Daniel Eck) no it's a reference to that game grumps episode
This game would be bearable if you could put it on 3x speed.
you would be bearable if your diary was stabbed
sauceabery crayon I don't get it
+Tom Riddle
I desperately hope you're joking.
Ian McCormick no seriously... What's he on about?
+Tom Riddle Your name.
5:23 that spontaneous beat they made is so underrated
Literally just woke up. My GameGrumps internal clock is still working. Good.
Ayyy I know you from Dark Souls and Tin Plated!
Ok this game is the slowest piece of crap I've ever seen...and yet somehow Grumps commentary still keeps it interesting. Kudos, guys.
its a good game tho. i guess you just dont like chess
+The Meowstah Let's see if you can even keep 2 episodes of this game running with just a quarter of the viewers of these guys on this episode alone. Just a quarter of this episode.
@@Niffie they literally complimented them, why so salty
@@yikes8317 I think it's the fact that it is using slow animations
Im Erin Hanson, and these are my pawns. I work here with barry, and my pal Danny. Every piece here has a move and an animation. One thing I've learned after 11 minutes, you never know WHAT animation you're about to see next.
I used to watch that when I was sick. Also, it's Arin😂👍🏻
Game Grumps isn't really a meme channel like Idubbbz or Filthy Frank... so, stale.
EverythingIC Arin*
Colt Mackay Can't you just appreciate the reference and meme but it's more of a reference to the show
Now THIS is one of the biggest nostalgia throwbacks for me ever. Of course, I played it on the computer, so the animations were a little faster and a bit more graphic, but no less fun! Some of my favorite battles involved the rook. The rook eating a pawn, the queen (I believe) blowing up the rook with a bomb...yes, those were good memories. :3
Does anyone remember Mortal Kombat Deception? It did have a chess mode where your characters fought when they met up, but I believe the defender had like 25% less health or something... Fucking loved that game.
i have the game :)
I've been trying to get a PS2 emulator to work, keep running into snags :(
Gareth Gobbelcoque if you go back even farther, that mode from deception is based off an old pc game called archon.
Is this the episode with "Queeny with a Peeny?"
If you guys actually wanted to play battle chess where you actually battle, you can play MK chess in Mortal Kombat Deception. You pick what characters you want as pawns, knights, etcetera and play chess, but you fight each other when pieces attack. The one who attacks gets a health advantage. It's fun, you guys should play that instead.
That game's story mode would actually make a decent LP for them as well!
A True Patriot If they were gonna play any of the Mortal kombat story mode's I'd pick Armageddon, but I'd take any one of them really.
Game Grumps brought me here.
I brought my self here
the title brought me here
oh hey mc ride
Game Grumps brought me here.
Battle Chess brought me here.
I probably should have gotten here about 5 years ago, but if I had, I'd have been about 2 years too early to respond.
Dude! I remember my father (I think) mentioning this game when I was barely out of toddlerhood. I remember imagining what it must've looked like when the pieces fought and now here it is on Game Grumps. Leave it up to the Grumps to help me capture a piece of my youth.
Even though this episode is old
As a chess enthusiast
I cringed in the bishop-knight problem around 9:30, because Danny could've captured the pawn with the knight that was protecting that square and if the AI is that bad it would capture the knight with the bishop, so he could capture the bishop with his own bishop and still attack the king (although not directly, just making impossible for the f pawn to get out), dominate the centre and even though he lost his knight he still gets a bishop from the AI, and for me bishops are a lot more important end game than knights are.
Eh, if any future traveler that wanders down this comment section wants to discuss it, I'm open~
I think anyway he traded it would have been equal trading Black retains a small advantage here though because black is castled and already developed his queen thanks to the trading
As a former tournament chess player, I'm psyched for this episode! Critique to follow! And Dan I would love to play you online if you every have the time!
Did you ever follow up with that critique?
How did I not even see this series? ._. Battle Chess slipped completely by me.
You are the same as me, I didn't see this series either.
At the beginning of the game why didn't red just take out the blue pawn right in front of his pawn?
The archangel pawns attack diagonally
All the fun of playing real chess at 1/10th of the speed!!
9:05 Sacrifice knight move bishop diagonally 1 space to the left , sacrifice a pawn to where, from the CPU's perspective if the bishop goes diagonally right, sacrifice a pawn and take out the bishop with the pawn diagonally to the left on your side, take out the bishop with said pawn. When the CPU's queen moves stand your ground with the pawn in front of it, sacrifice the pawn and take out the queen with your right knight
It's the game grumps there not gonna use strategy at chess
William Thatcher or he could have put the knight closer to the king diagnal to the other night, so if he lost the bishop the knight could kill him
get ready for a million more episodes just to finish this one game
Dan: "This is Battle Chess, a game on Nintendo. and it's just Regular.. OHH NO"
Game: "Nothing is regular now, Bitch."
I have it on good authority that Sun Tzu invented fighting, so listen to his shit.
AND THEN HE PERFECTED IT SO THAT NO LIVING MAN COULD BEST HIM IN THE RING OF HONOR!
This game needs a turbo mode. They should ask Barry to make it happen lol.
If I remember correctly, I think there actually is an option to speed up the animations. Not by that much, but I think it's there.
Incidentally, you *can* put this game into two-player mode. Select button lets you call up an options menu.
When I saw this in the sub box...i think that's the loudest i've ever yelled the word fuck.
This game...Is...one of the major sources of all the hatred i carried over from my childhood...
FUCK. THIS. GAME.
damn, the fight scenes in this chess game reminds me of lego chess, *sigh* memories, also they really should do a game grumps vs. of lego chess.
"You know what would make chess more interesting? Animating the pieces with really painfully slow animations so each turn takes ridiculously long!"
Someone at some point had that idea and at least a handful of people agreed with him.
Oh my God! That was the fastest paced Game Grumps ever! :D
Omg, thank you guys so much for playing this!
It was a little piece of my childhood that I had almost forgotten about.
TO EBAY.
Man, you guys should just play LEGO Chess! It's the same thing, but ass-tons better!
The computer version is LITERALLY the same thing, but better.
SuperSonic68, Your profile pic the the best thing ever.
LEGO Chess was seriously the shit. I tried to attack everyone with pawns so I could see all the animations for them.
TehJoninator5 Your profile pic "the the" best thing ever. (clap) (clap) (clap)
loveingtetris Don't tease, he was merely distracted by Hatsune Grump
aw man, if you guys are going to play battle chess you should've at least picked the PC version... :\
***** There's Battle Chess for the N64??? Hoshitneedabuy.
Zero Man yes, omg I have it in my hand right now and I can't believe my parents bought this when I was younger
Yeah, the DOS version had the coolest animations.
Tubesock Ross is way smarter than he lets on in most of these videos. I bet he'd kick ass at Chess, if he tried. Though I guess that's a pretty big "if."
Chess: The Original Fire Emblem
Bishops like "COME AT ME BRO"
The Queen's YMCA attack is so OP. I hope it was nerfed in Super Battle Chess.
Sadly they decided to leave that game breaking move in Super Battle Chess, but thankfully they fixed that in Mega Battle Chess Galactica.
tolerateu MBCG sucks, it's just SBC with extra skins. It's alright if you have the expansion pack though.
That moment when you get really excited to see this game on your subscription page and then it turns out to be the NES version and not the PC one :/
You should check out Battle Chess 4000. More slapstick- than violence-oriented, great animation, available on GOG.
The blue knights are wearing smiley face chest plates.
The PC version is way more entertaining since the animations are so much better and it comes with hilarious voice acting. Danny and Arin make this bearable to watch though.
"If fighting is sure to result in the bashing of your rival's feet, then you must fight!" Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more about foot-bashing than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no sentient game token could best him in the ring of honor.
And God took one of each type of chess piece, herded the all into a boat, and he beat the crap outta every single one!
my mousepad brought me here.
same man XD XD
cosmicnestor If we're going to define this like that then your brain did, then your hand, then your mouse.
How the fuck did I miss this video for so long
Ooooh boy. We're gonna be sitting here for a while, huh?
How the fuck does this exist? Who let this happen?
AlbertHamik Two speeds: Fast, and 2 MPH.
I got really excited when I saw this because I had this game for the pc called Battle Chess. it was the exact same thing as this but with actual good graphics and it had voice acting. you guys should try and find that because it is infinitely better than this version.
0:20
Was Dan about to say "BattleToads?"
Next time on GameGrumps Leigh Daniel Avidan vs. Arin "Dancin" Hanson in a game of real life chess, who will rise to the challenge? Can you handle the intensity?
So I guess we're never going to see Wind Waker again.
arin is playing through the game in his own time so that when he beats it he can come back to the series without it just being him wandering around not knowing what to do
He did say he is replaying the entire game off game grumps, so that he won't make an ass out of himself in the episodes and not know where to go, so I'm pretty sure it's coming.
The game up to the end of this episode:
1.e4 e5
2.Nf3 Nc6
3.Nc3 Nf6
4.Bc4 Bc5
5.d3 0-0
6.Be3 Bxe3
7.fxe3 d6
8.b3 Be6
9.d4 exd4
10.exd4 d5
11.exd5 Nxd5
12.Bxd5 Bxd5
13.Nxd5 Qxd5
"High octane chess action" Yea, that knight might have a different way of saying that.
I'm glad I'm not the only one that finishes other people's sentences or replies to people in lyric. Just last night one of my students was struggling with 3D Modeling and he said "Ugh! I'm about to..." and I said "Break!" Then I asked if her was one step closer to the edge, which refers to a polygons topological edge. 3DS Max laughs were heard for days.
Lmfao when Arin said that they should play GO I thought they were talking about Counter-Stike: Global Offensive. Lul.
Get the fuck out of here... Just, GO!
I played the DOS version of this game and I remember it being a lot better than this... well faster. The graphics where a bit older looking, but it was so awesome when your queen raised her sword and just cut another piece in half
I use to play this game on the MAC, my animated favorite sequence is when you get checkmate with a Queen, she turns the king into a donkey and frog before she makes him disappear before your very eyes.
oh my god I loved this game as a kid. its just as slow as I remember. my favorite animations are when a knight takes a knight, and when a rook takes the queen.
This game had a PC version with voice acting in it. XD
this is the original chess that inspired todays modern chess games right?
rip fitz
When he said "It's been..." I thought the same exact fucking thing.
Should I question why Arin talks like a rapper sometimes?.....
Because he's a rapper
No
Because he's in the band egoRAPtor
He's been doing it since Starbomb came out
He raps because he likes rap music; I do the same thing for country when I'm bored because I like country music.
...did the bishop somehow convince the knight that suicide was a good decision?
Holy shit...this is the slowest thing I've ever seen!
I had this for DOS back in the day. I remember, that version also came with Chinese Chess too. Truly, the pinnacle of late 80s excitement.
Grumps, just wanna say THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR PLAYING THIS. My brothers and I have been looking for a game similar to this for years, and now we've found it thanks to you~
BATTLETOADS
THEY ALREADY DID BATTLETOADS
AND WHY ARE WE YELLING
Masterzurkon Like they never revisited a game before.
Masterzurkon I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT'S FUN!
Huh. I kinda wanna see Danny play chess with Hutch now.
And yes, please play Go on Game Grumps!
I'd put my money on Hutch. (because I haven't seen Danny play that much.)
Yeah that's true, I'm fairly sure Hutch would win after seeing Danny play here, haha. But who knows, maybe he's just distracted or something.
I had LEGO Chess when I was younger, It has a different Cut-scene for every combination!!
Ah, Battle Chess. My piano teacher used to have this on their ancient Amstrad - I'dplay whilst waiting for my sister's lesson to finish. (Or, if it was the right season, I'd go outside and gather conkers from around their massive horse chestnut tree.)
Huh, so apparently Queen means Sorceress in this game, good to know.
Well I dont remember who he does it against, but the King uses a frigging handgun on one opponent.
Bloodborne brought me here
Same
+Lucas French where does he say that bit? I keep missing it.
+Ramnose k can't find it either...
Ramnose k I'm still trying to find it myself.
+Lucas French *Ends up watching the whole episode*
And Knight vs Knight is funny as hell, remember the Monthy Python black knight fight? That's what you see.
This reminds me of the Human Chess Match they have at my local Renaissance Faire.
Wouldn't it be awesome if the Playstation, XBox or Wii systems had an updated version of this game? Where once your "pieces" came face to face, you would have Mortal Kombat style duels
It appears the Glitch Gremlin's messing around with your game!
I see what you did there.
then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal, then he herded them onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one.
And that's why every time 2 animals are together, it's called a zoo! UNLESS IT'S A FARM!
Nothing is better at 3:36 a.m. Than a pawn opening a portal to hell for a bish
I had a "Star Wars Chess" on my old PC, it was like fully animated out of movie, like Mortal Combat but like older DOS resolution.
This game kind of reminds me of Yugioh duelist of the Roses
Get'em little buddy! thats from clayfighter 64, good game.
i love how they use a lil statuette of "the thinker" when the computer is plotting its move.
i'm horrible at strategy games, but i love them ;u; i need to teach myself chess one of these days
Dear god I haven't seen this game in YEARS. Now I feel nostalgic and ancient.
Y'know if you guys are interested in going to strategy games, Fire Emblem would be much cooler!
I played the Wii version and was very satisfied.
Nonono. Sun Tzu said "if fighting is sure to result in victory, you must fight"
“If you know how to hit the enemy's toe and know how to protect your own, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know how to protect your toe, but how to attack the enemy's, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know nothing about attacking or protecting toes, you will succumb in every battle.”
Coming back to this 4 months later I still think of the soldier from Team Fortress 2.
And he knows a little more about fighting than you pal because he invented it
Alucard Tepes That might be pushing it a bit, but dayum, that guy's been around for way longer than most people would think.
P.S.: Oh hai, Alucard.
Alucard Tepes and then he perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of honor.
I had this game as a kid. It was one of the few hand me down games I got for my NES from my uncle.
I remember playing this on a PC! The battles can get pretty violent XD
This would probably be better if the animations didnt take 5 fucking hours.
But it is chess so probably not.
Queen made dude set himself on fire! Bitch don't play.
Omg, I used to play this in my class's computer back in middle school. Thanks for the memories!
4:02 For a second I thought the bishops were really going to have a prayer off.
Fuck yeah, watchin this in 720p man those pixels are crisp!
Oh Jon, you said you wouldn't bother with Grumps anymore!
Matthew55 I've no idea what you're talking about don't call this number stay away from my home
I'm watching you, always watching...
The DOS version is way better; PC master race lol
Around 6:50 : Two of my favorite guys on the TH-cam talking about one of my favorite bands and one of my favorite songs from them... Awesome.
Man, I wish one day I'll have a friend that I can bounce things off of as easily as you two do. The chemistry is just awesome even after all this time.
duude when it glitched it turned into the face of pepe
They shoulda played the more advanced PC version. Same game but WAY better animation and funny lines from the pieces.
A little difficult to get running properly on modern machines, though. Well, I had problems with it anyway.
It's been... ONE WEEK SINCE YOU LOOKED AT ME! I was so happy when Arin sang that. I was thinking the same thing. Good for you Arin. *The Highest of Fives* :)
That's actually kind of neat how pieces fight on their own little battlefield. The Dos version just has them fight right there on the board, though that's probably to do with the NES's limitations in comparison to PC at the time. But certain kill animations (like the queen taking a pawn) could result in things going off the sides of the screen where you couldn't see.