imagine being a humble cow farmer and then some random middle aged man lands a weird fan plane contraption and just squats and takes a dump in the middle of your field
Tucker "WHO THE HELL LEAVES SHIT ALL OVER THE BATHROOM FLOOR" *five minutes after explaining everyone he left his poopy underwear on the back of a public bathroom door*
I was 16 it was a cold winter night. I was drinking with 2 girls that i tried to impress, night went well but after midnight i decided it was time to go home, maybe after half kilometer of walking i felt the rumble in my stomach and i saw a childrens swing in school yard... i knew what had to be done then and there, i sat on the tiny swing seat and released maybe two litres of the loosest toxic sludge even lovecraft cant imagine in the tiny pit in the snow under the swing. My god it was foul but the extacy was overwhelming.
One day, Tucker will answer his door and a man with a gun will be standing there and right before he pulls the trigger all Tucker hears is “You’re the shit kid....” *bang*
On a camping trip in my youth, I earned the nickname "10ft Squirt" when my friend, whilst tree climbing, inadvertently caught me cheekily taking care of business... I knew I just really had to go, and it was a now or never situation... apparently it came out with such an extreme velocity and force, it shocked my friend to the point he almost fell outta the tree laughing. Needless to say, he felt compelled to share the news with the entire camping party. A new nickname was born. (Beware the diet of beer, canned meat, creamed corn and oatmeal while camping...)
In second grade, I had the flu. After getting the all-clear to go back to school, but still a bit sniffly, we were all out for recess, where I felt the need to fart. To say I shat myself would be closer to a lie than the truth. It was more like, "Chernobyl disaster, reenacted by Hershey's." I admitted to NOTHING. I said NOTHING. Nobody questioned ANYTHING. I sat in my bowl of doo-doo soup for a MINIMUM of five hours, doing classwork and wishing time would move faster. My mother didn't ask, didn't tell, and I have no idea what she did with my underwear.
@@paddington1670 cause it was funny as hell. Also there was another guy in high school who shat in a urinal. And on an unrelated note, a few years ago I saw some random guy at a urinal in some bar or something with his pants all the way down to his ankles.
I was once at a public park with my neighbors and their kids(we were about 8, so 2005 ish) and i too had the rumble in the stomach. I ended up hiding under a deck and shat there because there was no porta potty. I used leaves to wipe because i didnt want to waste perfectly good socks
I have a good shit story. Okay, so my friends and I as teenagers were hanging out in my parents' garage, playing Warhammer on a pingpong table when my friend Sean turns to me and says, "Im going to go absolutely destroy your toilet" So about 10 minutes goes by and he comes bursting like Kramer through the side exclaiming that he plugged the toilet, and everything is overflowing. We all run to the bathroom where my Dad was already on scene, with water running into the hallway. He backed it up so badly, and kept flushing it so many times that the entire sewage out to the city connection had backed up, and it was now coming up through the shower, the sink, and toilet. It was a full on apocalypse situation, with lettuce chunks floating out of the shower drain. Absolute carnage, everyone's mopping up shit water and lettuce chunks with full rolls of paper towel, shop towels, even an old blanket got sacrificed. I still cant believe he called it. Man my Dad was sooooooo pissed, he didnt show it but I knew it. Well, if you ever plug a toilet, reach behind the toilet and turn off the water line so that it cant fill up any more, then try plunging it or snaking, whatever. Dont just start flushing.
12:25 _Real and True!_ 🤨 A serious house party shit-crime should be treated like any Sherlock Holmes locked room mystery If you're the victim, you need to find that criminal scumbag and bring them to justice! You need to investigate, because they might kill again! Maybe they can't stop! If you're the "killer", you'll need to hide that body quickly, before someone catches you in the act. You need to wash away the trail of evidence with bleach and water, and you _damned well better have your story straight._
Let's add another poop story. Whole working one day, I was on my way to pick up a delivery, when my work truck got a flat tire. Being a man, I went to change the tire, only for the jack to fail and break because it wasn't meant for a big truck. So I call it in and tell them I need someone to come out and give me a new one. They tell me it's going to be about two hours before someone can get to me. No biggy, I'm getting paid either way, so I'll just relax in the truck and jam out. About an hour later, I start to get rumbles. Now keep in mind, I'm not on the side of the road in a city, I'm on the side of a 5 lane highway with only fields on the side so there's no cover. I hold it and pray. But eventually I'm unable to last any longer. I start to think of ways I can shit without being seen by the passing traffic. That's when I found my saving grace, an empty doritos bag. This wasn't a big 9oz bag, or even the 5oz bag, but I was determined to make it work. So I prop the passenger door open and stand behind it and let loose. I filled that bag and then some. I clean up, everything's okay it seems. Not wanting to hang out near my poop bag, I pull forward about 30ft. Thats when my coworker comes. He parks behind me, right about where my poop bag is. If he noticed, he didn't say anything. But I'll always remember that day.
I puked out a window at highway speed and it came back. Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh, lesson was learned that night:/ I puked on a bus on the way home but I was so determined to just get home without causing trouble, I kept it in my mouth for 15 minutes until my stop where i let it go, and so much more. I got thrown out of a pub like in a cartoon, launched, through the air OVER the sidewalk, onto the road, getting honked at by cars. I probably earned that treatment though.
I was racing Go-Karts a couple weeks ago. Was waiting to get started when I felt a lil toot coming. No biggie, quick push and I freaking unloaded into my undies. No warning what so ever. Still rode the go karts tho 😆
I 100% believe That Tucker story when he walked in the lady stood up while she was shitting and pooped on the floor because Tucker had to open the door and then close the door seeing what she had done she ripped her underwear off cleaned herself up and left the room
imagine being a humble cow farmer and then some random middle aged man lands a weird fan plane contraption and just squats and takes a dump in the middle of your field
Then he says “ are you illiterate, cause I an’t taking your advice.”
The keyser soze of poop
Then flies away, you can't even confront him. What if super man shat in your field.
I don’t know why he just didn’t go like a bird 😂
Taylor is 100% the poop bandit
He is the DukyDurka
poopie confirmed
The keyser soze of poop
Turd Burglar
Consour of crap
the way kyle looks over at the camera right when woody starts. he knows what hes about to say lmfao
Tucker "WHO THE HELL LEAVES SHIT ALL OVER THE BATHROOM FLOOR"
*five minutes after explaining everyone he left his poopy underwear on the back of a public bathroom door*
The irony is I'm stuck in traffic about to shit myself listening to this
Seriously, I'd wear trapdoor britches if I was in to Paramotors. I'd be a seagull.
We all know that Taylor was the poop bandit in elementary school
Yeah someone already said that bud... nice try though.
I was 16 it was a cold winter night. I was drinking with 2 girls that i tried to impress, night went well but after midnight i decided it was time to go home, maybe after half kilometer of walking i felt the rumble in my stomach and i saw a childrens swing in school yard... i knew what had to be done then and there, i sat on the tiny swing seat and released maybe two litres of the loosest toxic sludge even lovecraft cant imagine in the tiny pit in the snow under the swing. My god it was foul but the extacy was overwhelming.
Best fucking comment ever ! hahahahahahahahahaha
@@dannyandersen3298 just an casual warcrime
@@Hiihtopipa were you able to wipe??
One day, Tucker will answer his door and a man with a gun will be standing there and right before he pulls the trigger all Tucker hears is “You’re the shit kid....” *bang*
On a camping trip in my youth, I earned the nickname "10ft Squirt" when my friend, whilst tree climbing, inadvertently caught me cheekily taking care of business...
I knew I just really had to go, and it was a now or never situation... apparently it came out with such an extreme velocity and force, it shocked my friend to the point he almost fell outta the tree laughing.
Needless to say, he felt compelled to share the news with the entire camping party. A new nickname was born.
(Beware the diet of beer, canned meat, creamed corn and oatmeal while camping...)
3:29 Don’t look at me like that until you’ve bought me a drink Kyle.
I'm taking a dump right now while watching this video felt like it was an appropriate time
In second grade, I had the flu. After getting the all-clear to go back to school, but still a bit sniffly, we were all out for recess, where I felt the need to fart.
To say I shat myself would be closer to a lie than the truth. It was more like, "Chernobyl disaster, reenacted by Hershey's."
I admitted to NOTHING. I said NOTHING. Nobody questioned ANYTHING. I sat in my bowl of doo-doo soup for a MINIMUM of five hours, doing classwork and wishing time would move faster. My mother didn't ask, didn't tell, and I have no idea what she did with my underwear.
Probably burned them with fire
Tucker - top tier guest
18:52: Taylor saying “Yeah there is still poop, here, now” is so funny i can’t.
I already know this is gonna be good
Bro I am sloshed I am ALLL IN ON THIS. IDDO I KNKW JTD GONNNA VE GOOD. I LOVE U PKA HIGHTKIVHYS
A buddy of mine took a shit in a plastic bag. He tied it up. We threw it onto the roof of his house. Was funny as hell
i dont know why i laughed so hard at this.
@@paddington1670 cause it was funny as hell. Also there was another guy in high school who shat in a urinal.
And on an unrelated note, a few years ago I saw some random guy at a urinal in some bar or something with his pants all the way down to his ankles.
I was once at a public park with my neighbors and their kids(we were about 8, so 2005 ish) and i too had the rumble in the stomach. I ended up hiding under a deck and shat there because there was no porta potty. I used leaves to wipe because i didnt want to waste perfectly good socks
As a fellow man who also uses leaves to wipe my ass ones, I approve.
I did that once in the fall. They were brown and crunchy, wasn't effective
Three sea shell method tho?
@@ihaveachihuahau sounds like I should listen in to shell anymore
I hope Taylor’s story about clogging his girlfriends toilet and shit overflowing out into the foyer is on here
I have a good shit story.
Okay, so my friends and I as teenagers were hanging out in my parents' garage, playing Warhammer on a pingpong table when my friend Sean turns to me and says, "Im going to go absolutely destroy your toilet"
So about 10 minutes goes by and he comes bursting like Kramer through the side exclaiming that he plugged the toilet, and everything is overflowing.
We all run to the bathroom where my Dad was already on scene, with water running into the hallway. He backed it up so badly, and kept flushing it so many times that the entire sewage out to the city connection had backed up, and it was now coming up through the shower, the sink, and toilet. It was a full on apocalypse situation, with lettuce chunks floating out of the shower drain.
Absolute carnage, everyone's mopping up shit water and lettuce chunks with full rolls of paper towel, shop towels, even an old blanket got sacrificed.
I still cant believe he called it. Man my Dad was sooooooo pissed, he didnt show it but I knew it. Well, if you ever plug a toilet, reach behind the toilet and turn off the water line so that it cant fill up any more, then try plunging it or snaking, whatever. Dont just start flushing.
He said shit winds and all I could think of is trailer park boys😂😂
My main issue is that I have disliked the "Grammarly" ad 10 times and it still remains...
Woody's trsopsas ile for giving someone ecolie
Taylor had a poop sock...
That tree is a monument now
I’m confident I know the exact tree willow Taylor shit under at the Botanical gardens St. Louis. I’ll never look at that tree the same way again…
😂
12:25 _Real and True!_
🤨 A serious house party shit-crime should be treated like any Sherlock Holmes locked room mystery
If you're the victim, you need to find that criminal scumbag and bring them to justice! You need to investigate, because they might kill again! Maybe they can't stop!
If you're the "killer", you'll need to hide that body quickly, before someone catches you in the act. You need to wash away the trail of evidence with bleach and water, and you _damned well better have your story straight._
Let's add another poop story.
Whole working one day, I was on my way to pick up a delivery, when my work truck got a flat tire. Being a man, I went to change the tire, only for the jack to fail and break because it wasn't meant for a big truck. So I call it in and tell them I need someone to come out and give me a new one. They tell me it's going to be about two hours before someone can get to me. No biggy, I'm getting paid either way, so I'll just relax in the truck and jam out.
About an hour later, I start to get rumbles. Now keep in mind, I'm not on the side of the road in a city, I'm on the side of a 5 lane highway with only fields on the side so there's no cover. I hold it and pray. But eventually I'm unable to last any longer. I start to think of ways I can shit without being seen by the passing traffic. That's when I found my saving grace, an empty doritos bag. This wasn't a big 9oz bag, or even the 5oz bag, but I was determined to make it work.
So I prop the passenger door open and stand behind it and let loose. I filled that bag and then some. I clean up, everything's okay it seems. Not wanting to hang out near my poop bag, I pull forward about 30ft.
Thats when my coworker comes. He parks behind me, right about where my poop bag is.
If he noticed, he didn't say anything. But I'll always remember that day.
I puked out a window at highway speed and it came back. Yeaaaaaaaaahhhh, lesson was learned that night:/
I puked on a bus on the way home but I was so determined to just get home without causing trouble, I kept it in my mouth for 15 minutes until my stop where i let it go, and so much more.
I got thrown out of a pub like in a cartoon, launched, through the air OVER the sidewalk, onto the road, getting honked at by cars. I probably earned that treatment though.
yup, I tried dumping a slurpie cup full of chewing tabacco one time. it didn't work.
When i was a young kid i pooped myself on the elevated bridge of a playground. It rolled down my leg and plopped out.
How have so many people pooped themselves this often? The last time I did was when I was like 5 or 6
Your time will come. It comes with age and wisdom 😂😂😂
I was racing Go-Karts a couple weeks ago. Was waiting to get started when I felt a lil toot coming. No biggie, quick push and I freaking unloaded into my undies. No warning what so ever. Still rode the go karts tho 😆
I assume she still is barring a remarkable recovery.
I 100% believe That Tucker story when he walked in the lady stood up while she was shitting and pooped on the floor because Tucker had to open the door and then close the door seeing what she had done she ripped her underwear off cleaned herself up and left the room
Ahh woody
20:43 Did he just say holy shit?
Go to Starbucks and leave a 4 flusher.
Shit happens....
This shit has me rolling
Kyle out here shit doxxing people lol
Please please please say this is a reoccurring topic
Also u guys must get roger Wakefield on here
DO IT
Shpoopie woopie poop
How do they have a 3.5 hour drive for a school field trip?
We used to leave upper deckers at house parties.
Were not gonna believe your propaganda Kim Jongun, no one invited you to parties!
@@redacted5175 he's lying but from the other side - Kim JongUn hosted the parties that people left upper deckers at.
🤣🤣🤣
Watching this while I shit😎👍
Among Us, but with poop.
Is shitting yourself more common if you're American? I've literally never shat myself