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Me:You what? Stalker:I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping,but don't worry, you're fine.No no no,why are you crying and shaking and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors?That's not very polite.
I don't think she new how to write a 20% tip on a single number be on a number like 45$ you multiple the first number for you base number so I'd multiple 4 × 2 to give a 20% so a 20% tip on a 45$ order is 8$
Help I was literally wheezing when he said "No not about being in your house! I didn't even ask about whether you wanted to be big spoon or little spoon!" 😭😭
Same here, people thought I was crazy so the school tried sending me to a mental hospital for the 5th time!? 😑💢, just because I have a scary laugh and I think about death doesn't mean I'm crazy...but I am I just don't tell anyone or show it anymore
“You can choose” oh I wanted to be the spoon in the drawer actually, but ok. lolol this is actually so good thoooo! i have sensitivity to sounds and i can rarely listen to asmrs (and podcasts), but your voice is rlly nice and smooth and relaxing even with this script lmaooo.
Omg the way that the clock stopped ticking when he asked “and I’m not crazy… right?” At 4:53 ohhhh lord it made my heart stop for a sec. Good work loveeee keep it up 💗
Am I the only one that wouldn't be resisting in a situation like this? Like genuinely, even if you aren't into the stalker, he has a gun. A DAMN GUN. Even if he didn't, he literally broke in. We don't know what he's capable of! Just act like you love him until there's a safe time for you to contact someone.
“Well…this isn’t for you.” WHAT THE HELL DID YOU BRING TO MY HOUSE?! “That word is a no no to me..” so..let me get this right, you broke into my house, told me to sit down, yelled at me when I tried to run and now your telling me how to act, (also this voice is perfect, chefs kiss)
Okay why do I feel like we’re gonna run away while he’s in the shower or run away when we are at work or something..or we just stay either way this was amazing
(I've never seen this before"you couldn't have been more obvious" and I was like "I was just being nice🙄" then you said "you where just being nice?" I died laughing
Bro his tone and what he says are so funny and very like I don’t 😅like the way he stays so calm even when he gets really upset 😭, but I’m still listening loving it lol 😂
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- Ask me questions anonymously! Wanna know something about me but wanna ask secretly, Shoot your shot.
Me:You what?
Stalker:I removed your right kidney while you were sleeping,but don't worry, you're fine.No no no,why are you crying and shaking and getting your tears all over my hardwood floors?That's not very polite.
WHY DID BRO SAY " You smell so good~"LIKE BRO GET OUT OF MY HOUSE😢😢😢💀💀💀
77fiéll mpe oupí káinýg
55555
the way i laughed at "have a nice day and you said you too... like wow" 💀 and I thought i was delusional
Broooo I'm on the floor bc the way he said it n this comment
No cause I would actually do this 😭
Me too bro, me too
Bro at this point It's pure reflex for me to say that 😅
NAH FAM YOU A YANDERE? 😂@@Avery-chaN_
10$ tip on a 5$ coffee is actually crazy 💀
fr😭
Guess we were feeling a bit delusional
I don't think she new how to write a 20% tip on a single number be on a number like 45$ you multiple the first number for you base number so I'd multiple 4 × 2 to give a 20% so a 20% tip on a 45$ order is 8$
@@Harper-zp3jo what 😭😭
@@C.hloeJuice it's math on how to do a 20% tip when tipping
bro broke into my house and told me to sit down 💀
I would sit for him
He would be the only guy who likes me
I would be sat
I would also sit for him.
Like I'm sat
“I’m sorry that you made me do that” ARE YOU GASLIGHTING ME???
What? never. 😇
I love a gaslighting man 😘🤭
@@ZLCTEAas toxic as it is I love an obsessed partner😚
@@ZLCTEAyou’re not serious aren’t you?
@@Might-be-slow😨😶
oh god dude just got tip and fell in love😭😭
understandable.
💀
Who can blame him
LMAOO😭
За деньги да
За деньги да х)
I would, too, if they were a good tipper and kind. It's so understandable. I kinda want him, lol I'm so gay
Same
Moral of the story: Never smile at a stranger.
Most of the time I do it but I think now I will consider it a lot 💀
Thanks for the tip.
I mean, now I want to if they're attractive-
@@CCatlynXDdogain’t no wayy 💀
lol
He's not crazy guys he just quit his job to stalk us and our job, broke into our house, basically harassing us and being delulu 💀✋
you know it~! ♥
Lol I think I’m gonna die from laughter 😂🤣
I know right like what are these people talking about he's not crazy?😂😂😂
He just needs some tlc
@@Heyitzbloo what is that
Help I was literally wheezing when he said "No not about being in your house! I didn't even ask about whether you wanted to be big spoon or little spoon!" 😭😭
VENTI🤨📸📸📸📸📸📸
I said I’ll be a fork-
@@pjskgirly1216BAHAHAQUHZAUQHQSHU
“You left a 10$ tip for a $5 coffee”- I thought “dang I thought it was 1dollar”😢😅😂
dude i love how casual he is about breaking in 😭😭 he’s just like oh don’t mind me :3 :3
Fr 😭😭
IS THAT A MURDER DRONES REFERENCE?? I’m sorry
I was so expecting him to say "crazy?..i was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room, filled with rats..crazy?"
FRRRR
The rats made me crazy… Crazy?
@@cidercake4373 CRAZY!? crazy I was crazy once
I staräted saying that out loud when he said it💀
Same here, people thought I was crazy so the school tried sending me to a mental hospital for the 5th time!? 😑💢, just because I have a scary laugh and I think about death doesn't mean I'm crazy...but I am I just don't tell anyone or show it anymore
The gun cocking was such good comedic timing omg
It made me laugh when I did it, but I wasnt sure people would get it was the gun cocking 😂😂 glad you did
The audacity to order us around after breaking into OUR house?!😭🙏🏾
Right like what do you mean “sit down”?? Do you have that authority over me now 😭🙏🏾🙏🏾
He's just ...... A little bit crazy, but I can fix him😃
@@Nyx_th3_th3i4nyea I love your energy 😃
@@Rose_Adara I might be going insane, and a little bit suicidal butttt I'm fineee💅🏻✨✨✨✨
THE LITTLE “mwah💋” AT THE START WAS SO ADORABLE AND FUNNY😭😭
i immediately thought “no bars”😙😭😭😭
I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHHH
Ikr ❤️
@@chiicaaneelol
I liked it to remind u lil bro
Nah that’s crazy when he asked “am I crazy?” Even the clock stopped ticking it got so scared😂😂😂😂
"besides the safetys on" THAT DOSENT MATTER. GO PUT IT BACK IN THE DAMN CAR
'you smell so good' BOY GET AWAY FROM MEEEE
3:26 Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
...Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.
🤯
Are you okay yo 😭
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room with rats, and rat make me crazy!
@@M-s0_s0up crazy? i was crazy once...they locked in a room...a rubber room....a rubber room with RATS. and rats make me crazy...
No but being so fr, $10 tip on a $5 coffee is CRAZY.😭
the way he mentioned the gun against the spine made me shiver. 10/10
❤️ 10/10 comment ~
"If u feel smth hard, It's just the gun aganist your spine-" Two seconds later...."You can relax now bby" 💀 ✋🏽 CAN I????
The stress 😬 ❤❤❤
This is how I think my crushes are supposed to find out I like them, like I said “hi” you should know I like you😂
IKR? Some people just don't get it 😂
Fr😂😂 and great job with the script
LOL!!
Him: " And if you feel something hard!"
Me: 👀
Him: "Its just the gun against your spine 😊!!"
Me: ☹️
I knowww
Nah, for real that almost actually made me scream. 😂
HES SO DELUSIONAL I LOVE HIM
Make him whimper
@@Hirune_pdfoh.. how cute..! 😥
@@Hirune_pdfput a bow on it and it’s ok 🎀
👀😳
@@Hirune_pdfWOAH alrighty then lmao
Stalker: come here often?
Listener: this is my house
Our house*
BRO GET OUT OF THERE HOUSE AND BRO YOU CAME IN BECAUSE HOW BEATIFUL THEY ARE AM CALLING THE POILCE BRO💀💀💀
@@Soma_Inubet 😏
“You can choose” oh I wanted to be the spoon in the drawer actually, but ok.
lolol this is actually so good thoooo! i have sensitivity to sounds and i can rarely listen to asmrs (and podcasts), but your voice is rlly nice and smooth and relaxing even with this script lmaooo.
Glad you liked it~! ♥ haha
Dude got tipped and feel in love😭😭 $10 FOR $5 COFFEE?? DUDE
I’m sorry why are you so underrated like you’re voice is literal perfection 😭🤚
Dont worry, every view I get I'm so hyped for ❣ Yall spoil me with your comments, they're always so nice 😭😭😭thankyouuu
REAL LIKEEE
@@Soma_Inu you deserve every view you get 😭🫶
FRR
IKR-
Honestly probably the most realistic audio I’ve heard yet
haha I'm not crazy IRL, I SWEARRR 😢😢
@@Soma_Inuyou sure, hun? 😏
Come on, don't be shy~❤
We're all kinda crazies interested in yanderes here 😂😂😂
he really asked me if i wanna be the big spoon or the little spoon...
ACTUALLY I DONT WANT YOU INFRONT OF ME OR BEHIND WITH THAT FRICKING GUN!
I felt so uncomfortable during this whole audio, you're so good at this 😭😭😭
I know i was also uncomfortable
Omg the way that the clock stopped ticking when he asked “and I’m not crazy… right?” At 4:53 ohhhh lord it made my heart stop for a sec.
Good work loveeee keep it up 💗
Oh God yeah, I actually answered bros question unintentionally.
NO WAY HOW DOES BRO MOAN WHILE POINTING THE GUN AT MY SPINE???
you just dont get him 😭😭
I don't think it was the gun😅
BROTHER IS ACTUALLY GEEKING LIKE POINTING A GUNNAT ME AFTER I CALLED HIM HUSBAND MATERIAL
Dude is definitely on some shiz 😂❤
the moving closer part is giving austin 💀
Im glad i found this channel 😂 it's funny how he just casually breaks in and suddenly he's moving in my house 😭
You say that likes its not totally normal 😤 (and thankyou 😂♥)
@@Soma_Inu i forgot 😔 totally and definitely NORMAL! 😠 (also belated happy birthday!! eeyy *light the candles* 🎂)
Bro, really said let’s make the Stockholm syndrome terminal with this one
I would have Stockholm syndrome if I got kidnapped😅
@@Nyx_th3_th3i4nlmaooo i swear i saw you in another asmr video 😂😂❤
@@Juhi_212xx you probably did😅😅😅
@@Juhi_212xx these are literally my life line😄
“I said I’m pretty good husband material, huh?” “Sorry, that’s what I thought” so sassy with it😭😭😭
cant let opps know i fw this
I've got them on the line as we speak.
@@Soma_Inu my opps have done 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂er things then boyfriend asmr
damn it was a GUN
Fr i thought something else 😔
This was PURE delulu 😭✋
Selulu, is not the selulu
Him:talk about husband material huh
Me : what you say
Him:i said"im pretty good husband material huh🔫
Me:✋🏽👁️👄👁️✋🏽
😂❤
My heart was beating so loud in my ears and when you got quiet i noticed it was in sync w the clock 😭
bro fr could of asked me out on the spot and I would of said yes but he gotta be extra and break into my house with a damn gun-
thats how you know he really cares!!! 🥺🥺
@@Soma_Inu bro could atleast bought me some nuggets if he was gonna break in and stay. The audacity he has
IF HE BOUGHT NUGGETS I WOULD HAVE SAID YES.. BUYING NUGGETS IS A GREEN FLAG FR
Okay but the ambience and how you worked it in favor of the atmosphere??? Slayed fr
Bro the way he said "if you feel somthing hard its just the gun" Oh hell no i thought smth else
MUICHIRO??
Hello
At 7:46 yk bro said, “ther is nothing to be afraid of” bro what abt the gun?! Lmao this was amazing
dont worry about that 😊 Just enjoy the cuddles!
haha Thankyouuuu~!
Everyone should know not to call a crazy person crazy...they are either self aware and dangerous or they get insulted and are dangerous
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OFTOWN AND THIS STARTED PLAYING ON FULL VOLUME
You what now....
Someone likes to live dangerously. 😂
My birthday isn't even close, but I am seeing this as my birthday present. Yummy. Thank you.
Haha Happy birthday! ❤️
Your voice sounds so sweet and calming. I instantly subscribed
that made me delulu af😭😭 my first time to hear your voice and that's literally perfection!
Thank you so much!! ♥♥♥ hopefully you'll get to hear it lots more!
You have an awesomr voice, its super comforting
“If you feel something against your back it’s the gun” is it now? 👀
perhaps 💕
dude why did this feel so real 💀😭 voice acting on point fr
Him: *calls me babe*
Me: *rolling on the floor with a red face*
Am I the only one that wouldn't be resisting in a situation like this? Like genuinely, even if you aren't into the stalker, he has a gun. A DAMN GUN. Even if he didn't, he literally broke in. We don't know what he's capable of! Just act like you love him until there's a safe time for you to contact someone.
Normal bf: Im sorry I did that
Toxic bf: Im sorry that you made me do that
See the difference?😂😂
my way is better 😤
“If you feel something hard it’s the gun against your spine” 😭😭💀
The gun clicking 😭 bro ok relax 😂😂 I consent !!!
Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a rat. A rubber rat. A rubber rat with rooms. Rooms make me crazy.
“If you feel something hard that’s just the gun against your spine” That’s crazy💀
“I didn’t even ask you wanted to be the big spoon or the little spoon😁”
Well, this is a compelling portrait of obsession! Crazy?! Is it crazy?! 🤔
“Well…this isn’t for you.” WHAT THE HELL DID YOU BRING TO MY HOUSE?! “That word is a no no to me..” so..let me get this right, you broke into my house, told me to sit down, yelled at me when I tried to run and now your telling me how to act, (also this voice is perfect, chefs kiss)
happy you liked it 🥰
When they imagined the gun, am I the only one that I imagine the pistol?
"What- crazy? Im not crazy...why would you say that im not crazy" AS IF YOU AIN'T THE ONE WHO STALKED ME AND BROKE INTO MY HOUSE....LIKE-...
Okay why do I feel like we’re gonna run away while he’s in the shower or run away when we are at work or something..or we just stay either way this was amazing
$10 tip onna $5 coffee, that’s wild💀
Is it bad I fell asleep to this and slept AMAZINGLY WELL!? Lol YOU DID SO GOOD THO!
Thanks~! 🥰
@@Soma_Inu you're welcome!
ALL WE SAID WAS “you too” BRO IS 100%DELULU
Your voice is cold but yet kinda warm.
This audio is very comforting! Love your voice! ❤️
WHEN HE SAID “crazy? You think I’m crazy?” I THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY..” crazy? I was crazy once! they locked me in a room-“
ME TOO
dude this is so nice 😭💖
glad you like it! 💜
@@Soma_Inu - you're a legend oml we need more yandere soma 💖
“If you feel something hard just know it’s the gun against your spine 😊” bro I actually WEEZED
Your voice sounds so calming in my headphones 🥰
haha wow i've got gojo on my videos 💜💜 Thanks~!
@@Soma_Inu omg I WILL be checking that out rn
this guy took delusional to another level😭😭
Your voice is amazing 🥹 made me subscribe in 3 seconds💖💖💖
Bro breaks in and points a gun at me the confesses his love for me?!? Every girls dream!!!
“i’m gonna keep holding the gun though” sir what?
Your voice is deeper than my daddy issues...💀💀💀😭
LMFAOOO😂😂😂😂😂
BRO AT 5:30 LIKE BRO....WTF YOU MEAN "our first date" YOU BROKE INTO MY HOUSE THAN HAVE THE AUDACITY TO ASKE TO CUDDLE WITH YOU....
"Im still holding the gun tho"
Got me rolling on the floor cuz of how funny this is 😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS IS SO GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Highlighted comment?.. I'm gonna cry istg.
😂😂😘
I proudly answered big spoon and raged when he said aww little spoon
dont worry you can be big spoon next time 😏
Thank you for making my day! These audios have made me so happy!! Your voice is also really cool, and really handsome!!
You're so sweet, Thank you so much~ ♥ haha I'll keep doing my best ♥
@@Soma_Inu no problem!
5:29 our first date???? you broke into my house! that is not a date bro..
It's giving twilight ❤❤❤❤❤❤
(I've never seen this before"you couldn't have been more obvious" and I was like "I was just being nice🙄" then you said "you where just being nice?" I died laughing
Ain’t no way he rolled in a suit case 😂
“sweet person like you” sir are we talking about the same person?
Person: "I didn't even ask if you want to be big spoon or little spoon"
Me: "I WANT YOU OUT OF MY HOUSE"
I may or may not be obsessed-
Bro his tone and what he says are so funny and very like I don’t 😅like the way he stays so calm even when he gets really upset 😭, but I’m still listening loving it lol 😂
Bro broke into my house, told me to sit down, and pursued to gaslight me.
this made me fall asleep i love it so much
I love this you just got yourself a new subscriber 🥰🥰🥰😵💫
welcome ash~ ♥
Dude, when he said "Don't use it again..." It was so deep and it growled into my left headphone... Literal tingles.
IM GONNA NEED A PART TWO 🙏🙏🙏
Bro i was blushing as soon as i heard the intro💀
BRO EVEN MY PHONES BLUSHING ITS HOT AF💀
💋💋💋
7:17 I never said little spoon I said big spoon is he gaslighting me