SHOW HIM THE SHIT SHOW HIM THE SHIT SHOW HIM THE SHIT SHOW HIM THE SHIT DO THE POSE DO THE POSE YEAH YOU WANNA TALK THAT SHIT RIGHT YOU STILL WANNA TALK THAT SHIT RIGHT
My IQ was so low when I watched this video. I thought the goat was another player whenever it jumped until I realized that that's one of their functionalities. Bruh moment right here.
I haven't played Minecraft in YEARS so I didn't know it had goats or what they did. long story short I'm sleep deprived and cackled when the first villager got evicted from his little line of land
Can someone tell me where do you get all these updates? Just yesterday I found out about the spyglass or the amethyst but I don't know if there is more or something other than bedrock
1:06 the goat unlocked ultra instinct ✨
@@MythicalDirt your the type of person who doesn't gets a joke and replys nonsense
Was I too mean?
@@allaboutjosh2450 ??
i just noticed that the goat was so fast it was pushing the plates ahead of it
We call it Gotu
I didn't know goats ram villagers, and this is quite possibly the funniest feature in the game
True 😂🤣
And that they can jump
I didnt know they existed
Not just villagers. They'll target any mob or player.
They ran anything.
0:47 The way the goat just looked at the player was just like
"You serious?"
Lol
Why less likes
@@ErosJasphine-hn5ow 285 is not a lot
Every time a villager doesn’t want to trade with me: Alright boys, BRING THE GOAT
Why is this so underated
Nice one
Chill him man!!!! chill him!!!!! finish him
Chill = kill @_@
SHOW HIM THE SHIT SHOW HIM THE SHIT SHOW HIM THE SHIT SHOW HIM THE SHIT DO THE POSE DO THE POSE YEAH YOU WANNA TALK THAT SHIT RIGHT YOU STILL WANNA TALK THAT SHIT RIGHT
Konusma lan senden daha zeki keci
0:57
Goat: Damn this fire smells nice
HAHAHAHA!!!!
😂
thats why 420 is in the title though
I wanted to write it🤣
Lmaooo
0:57 expected him to go full on ghost rider
you mean goat rider
Lmao
You had 68 likes. I HAD to do it
@@mikepeterjack2132 lmfao
@@mikepeterjack2132 or just goat cause no one is riding
1:07 This is where WWIII started
It went full speed
Blitzkreig
russian torpedos
El oh el
@Louis Phamlight speed
Can we talk about how the goat on the first one managed to avoid triggering the dead man's switch entirely, only to walk off anyway?
The villager was holding it down, the goat simply took its place
@@owenbowen2222 Yeah, then it walked off without thinking.
That last goat was THE G.O.A.T.
Do you mean the GOAT from hermitcraft
Getting oats in artificial teeth
@@cringememes1044 lol
da goat man from do you copy
Goat means Greatest of all time
This videos alternate title: Goats being idiots for 60 seconds.
Goats being idiots for 67 seconds and then pulling a pog moment
@Xiorta Plays Except for the last one though
1:07
Mostly
@Xiorta Plays 60 second idiot, 13 second pro/smart
Fun fact :
Basically goat is the smartest entity after Steve and Alex Minecraft
Noice
No dont forget villager
They are fools
Xd
But what about
PHILZA MINECRAFT
0:37 Me: Why did the goat jumped into a tnt that would kill her instantly?
The goat: My goals are beyond your understanding
It was a depressed goat which wanted to commit suicide
1:10 epic moment
1:07
The real epic moment: Two epic moments the other one = U FRIKIN HAVE 69 LIKES DJJFJRJFJJDJD
@@nerveus6101 lol :v
My IQ was so low when I watched this video. I thought the goat was another player whenever it jumped until I realized that that's one of their functionalities. Bruh moment right here.
GET THE SWEET N SOUR "Sus"
He use /summon to summon them......
This is my actual IQ level
Ok
Ok
Harga harga saya Evans ga sehat 3
Oh hi bedrock
Hi Bedrock😁
Therapist:
Goat Simulator in Minecraft doesn't exists, it can't hurt you
Alexa Real:
0:28 at that Moment he knew he F up😂
I like how he just got so lucky that he got 2 screaming goats
Imagine if goats did this to humans for no reason in real life
Rip us than
They do
Lol r.i.p to us then
I'm going to kill myself
I pet goats before. If you don't bully them, they are calm. Once u do, RIP.
My brain that 100% knows that the goat is an player: "no no, dont ruin it"
Me: "comments an literal xomment saying this is fake"
Oh, I don’t know that a player can gore a villager
No it cant be unless modded I guess
For I legit don't know how to run over 10 TNT without falling and dieing
Its not a player though lmfao
an player
Villager: "why we still here? "
Just to suffer
Shec fwfw
The goat: not anymore!!
Just to suffer........
69 likes
i was triggering so hard thinking that I've heard this song before, oh god and it was grian big barge sweep's song
i will say for no reason
*no its not*
Me when the goat jumps over the snow: oh I didn’t know goats were this smart, oh wait never mind it jumped off.
Same
Didn't Einstein Newton had 200 iq
And the goat has 60000
@대위TV 내 채널에 들어오지마요 ꪜ do u know English?
@대위TV 내 채널에 들어오지마요 ꪜ i think she dont
@@keshavthehun9238 why they need to know English?
0:15 - 0:19 this is what i called *instant karma*
I can imagine the villager's smug face
@대위TV 내 채널에 들어오지마요 ꪜ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If you think about it, redstone engineers could use ramming goats as bombers instead of real players.
At last goat running as Lighting 😂😂😂😂 🐐🐐
At the end, he finally evolves.
Fire isn't block.
So I think that the goat could not find the villager
The goat would be able to see the villager if it wasn't a block
@@aiddre8846 It could probably see the villager but it couldn't find a way to get it
@@trustthesauce i know that. I was just telling that guy the points they made contradict each other
@@aiddre8846 Oh I see. My apologies then haha
OMG that clutch at the end
Goats are actually very smart 😳
Absolutely not.
I hope this is not what you call smart. 🤦🏼♀️
@@laitdejabot9890 goats are supposed to be the smartest after steve and alex
@@slommylover
Supposed and facts are both different things.
Dogs are the smarter mob in Minecraft.
@@laitdejabot9890 touché
When you recognize the music is from Grian's HCBBS in Hermitcraft Season 7
I did actually pick up on that lol
Yes what is the name of the background music?
I was too scared for the goat!! Hahahaha Did not imagine he was that smart!
No goats was harmed during the making of this video.
Damn , this guy is the VSAUCE of minecraft
69420 IQ?
Me knowing alexa's vids but haven't even watched this one yet: y e s
The goat hitting the villager in the first test is literally my strength that I get when someone takes my chocy milk.
Third to last goat: “What do you think I am, some kind of idiot?”
*_Goat's Master: with huge aggresion_*
_Goat: ?_
*_Goat's Master: There is huge responsibility..._*
Mojang : **creates eggs to spawn mobs**
Alexa Real : I don't ming, i have *commands*
POV: The goat was actually a player
No
POV?
0:50 the mod: i really need to do this?
This falsed this verdad dobleflex
Alguien tenía que aclarar eso :v
1:06
Villager: you can't get me!
Goat: teleports behind you*
Villager:Nani?!
Can we appreciate the fact she/he uploads daily?
She
And yes
@@erm_honestly this is Alexa real not steveee
@@tricky6476 oh ok
0:15 "Red bull gives u wings"
I would rather use slowness potions on it
Villager who survive be like :- oh thank god
Why did this dude growed so quickly? Just like steveee
1:06 - This is more IQ than Albert Einstein!!
Hey wait isn't this the music Grian used for the HCBBS?
I haven't played Minecraft in YEARS so I didn't know it had goats or what they did. long story short I'm sleep deprived and cackled when the first villager got evicted from his little line of land
this video is killing my brain 💀💀💀
Me: * sees goat do stupid stuff *
Also me: Maybe I am, Goat
Can someone tell me where do you get all these updates? Just yesterday I found out about the spyglass or the amethyst but I don't know if there is more or something other than bedrock
0:58 the goat smells fire
Lol 😁😁😁
That sad moment when you realize all of the goats are smarter than you
Haha yeah lol 😆
-Do you have any questions?
My brain:
in some moments, instead of a goat, there was a player
Goat jumps
Makes it
Jumps off edge due to excitement
1:16 ._.
Cut :(
1:06 Goat: I don't think you realize how fast I am. I'm fast as F@#$ boi.
The goat will never leave 1st place of the greatest mobs of all time
0:57 ah yes, i love snorting fire in the morning
Fun fact: Steveee's Channel is dying. Therefore this guy has taken the lead of views of them.
That last goat caught me off guard
This video reminds me of the video
Oh Sheep!
That I used to watch when I was younger
The last one LMAO 😂
the last goat was basically any sonic series in a nutshell
1:07 épico :v 😎
0:51
The goat: “Are you serious rn”
0:29 Goat jumps over snow!! LMAO
Can you make goat + skull pls
1:07 : The grass down the ground heard the sirens of war
0:14 this is sparta!
my mans turned into the damn ram rider for a second bro
1:01 это я когда не смог сделать задачу быстрее всех
Отличник: 1:06
0:58 “I ain’t jumpin that m8”
Goat TNT Spleef confirmed
This is why I love goats in general and in Minecraft
Me who gets super bad grades on the homework but always gets 90s on the tests
The last one was a perfect example of goat mlg.
That music actually set perfect with Minecraft
Disclaimer: No goats were harmed in the making of this video
o_o GOAT IS GOOD AT TNT BRIDGING LMAO
These goats can parkour.. dang
Alternative title: karma strikes to goats
pls make villager vs zombie tnt run
Villager:why we still here..just to suffer
summoned new goat
WHY IS THAT MAKING ME LAUGH
The fastest goat in minecraft i have ever seen
0:57 Is he smelling fire?🤣
Villager on beat had me like 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goat: go no kata netsu kairai
Is a demon slayer reference
I don't know who is more disrespectful, the Goat or the Creeper
Nobody:
The last goat:
*opens 21st dimension*
Interesting how goats are one of the only mobs that can pass the snow block test
i didnt know that goats were hostile...nice video!
1:00 LMFAO
The title: 69420 IQ?
Me: funny number