Ashens Halloween Special 2020
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Halloween returns! Obviously, we have one every year. That's how Halloween works. But Poundland's bounty has been particularly special this year - We've got cobwebs, creepy doll heads, Ouija - sorry, spirit boards, weird skeletons, bleeding candles and even a sound effects box from elsewhere. It's a spooky sensation! It's a creepy cavalcade! It's a load of stuff which cost less than £15 combined! Hooray!
#Halloween #Poundland #Ashens
Only spirits you're going to attract with a poundland ouija board are tesco value vodka when you realise what your life has become
pfft like I'm good enough for Tesco value vodka
Tesco Value vodka is too high value.
Well I'm better than dirt. Well, not that fancy store-bought dirt. That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I cant compete with that stuff
Or a life that has been lost
I used one and it summoned Ashens to my living room.
He promptly began reviewing everything in my house that came from dollar stores.
“As I burn I bleed” that's super edgy coming from a candle
“As I burn I bleed” sounds like a mid 2000’s metalcore band
Sounds more like the title of an emo/emopunk song.
Or at least one of their albums
i think you are just thinking of "As Blood Runs Black" (they are deathcore tho)
@@angrypanguy I love em, In dying days is still an incredible album especially hester pyrne and my fears have become phobias
They'd be the soundtrack to every Death Note AMV
David Attenborough: we must reduce plastic waste to improve the environment.
Poundland: yes
Jeremy Corbann nooooooo
I'm 20, I've been watching these since I was 14, it is just simply tradition
Hello fellow 20 year old.
hello fellow 20 year old
Hello fellow 20 year old
Same, except i’m 31 now... yikes
I was 22 when I discovered ashens. I've been watching for a decade now. Put another way, that's nearly half as long as I had been alive when I first started watching. It's things like this that make me feel old.
I love the fact that "Ouija" is trademarked by Hasbro. Nothing is more occult than the world's biggest toy empire :D
Ouija boards were trademarked in the 1860s. They aren't that old. It's a game. Hasbro puts out games. Why is it surprising? Most of them are made in China by the thousands.
"This video is brought to you by Raid Shadow Legends"....Very evil indeed Stuart
Oh my god this thing is evil
Poor spirits don't have a space bar.
It’s pure terror
"What is a vampire's favorite fruit?"
A blood oran--
"A NECK-tarine"
...
Blood orange would have worked better. Still a shit joke, though.
Hey guys, it's me, Vamire. I'm like a vampire, except people take the "p" out of me
@@DJ_Macphisto Blood orange is the original joke.
yeah I was going to blood orange
@@crbskier08 Yeah I would have said blood orange as well
"Unless kids particularly enjoy unwrapping things."
That is basically the entire experience of those "LOL Surprise" toys that were hugely popular a couple years ago. Plastic shit sealed inside layers of packaging!
True
I see those fucking things at work all the time. Thank God I work in grocery instead!
also christmas and birthday wrapping gifts
god, what a plastic polluting toy.....
Imagine having to be the person who designs those
Imagine being a spirit stuck in purgatory and you keep getting bothered by a bloke using a Poundland Ouija board.
The board probably didn't cost any less to make than a Habro board would.
I would've never expected that last joke from Ashens.
That was scary.
Scariest horror movie of 2020
At least he knows the meta on this fucking site.
I almost thought it was half serious for a second, glad it was just a joke
I got "This Video" then quit
To be fair to Poundland - they called it an "evil skeleton creature" because they knew it wasn't what a spider looked like. So they did try to cover themselves lol
The bone spider is what happens when the necromancer realizes there's no reason he has to keep the original shapes and has cart blanch to be creative...
:) memories of a player in a AD&D game I ran years ago. He spent a 12 month campaign building a bone tarrasque using bones from every single creature the party killed. I mean it ultimately only had 10hp and crumbled to dust but it was pretty epic, which is why I allowed it.
Bone Spider......a great name for a Biker or a Heavy Metal pub band
@@mistermatix8241 or an amazing name for a lounge jazz band who wants to subvert expectations.
@@H3xx99 oh yes I see what you mean! Could be a Blues musician too......
@@mistermatix8241 let me hear dat voodoo you do!
I seriously thought you were sponsored by raid shadow legends for a sec 🤣
It was lol
disslike for cussing reese mogg the saviour of britain
@@girlsdrinkfeck I hope you're joking 🤮
@@caramelldansen2204 no why
@@girlsdrinkfeck Ew Rees Mogg is awful
I've had those bleeding candles before and that one did it wrong. They're supposed to have the red wax inside, so as it burns the wax that drips is red, and looks like blood.
Maybe there was an assortment on the shelf, with a bunch of different colors that had other colors inside of them, and he just happened to grab an inverse one.
They did have black ones with red on the inside, but as you would expect they sold first because they actually made sense
Wait, if they did it wrong does that mean the white wax was on the outside? So instead of it looking like red blood dribbling it looked like white... Oh.
Bloody rubbish bloody candle.
IDK how its with Poundland, but here the cheapo stores sometimes get products with aesthetic production errors meant for more "official" retailers
Starting with the planchette below the T is how you enter debug mode.
Hold it against a wall and sneeze twice and you can clip through to a fully modelled and textured version of hell just devoid of people
Ghosts only contact you via Ouija brand spirit boards, union rules.
When you die you have to join a union? That does sound like hell
@@stargate525 You don't actually have to join one, but they still want their dues.
definitely a British ghost, I bet they would go on strike as well
@@Banom7a I mean, I would too if someone tried to contact me with a deck of cards
@@JK-sm7ni Now I'm just imagining someone summoning ghosts to cheat at poker lol
I love Ashen’s righteous anger at psychics/mediums. Those charlatans are despicable.
Tissue paper, silly string, and cobwebs.... the unholy trinity of highly flammable items.
Wait, silly string is flammable? I thought that was pretty much just foam and water?
The REAL horror!
The string itself may not be flammable but the aerosol propellant definitely is.
It's not Halloween until houses start burning down!
Needs less cowbell
"It's Evil Skeleton Creature. or as well call it in the UK, Jacob Rees-Mogg."
Hello, police? I'd like to report a murder.
It's not a murder if you kill him, it's officially an exorcism.
It's hard to imagine celebrating holidays without Ashens and tat!
Right it has become its own tradition
My God that is so true I would die if I didn’t watch Ashens 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎 every year
Oh wow, two of my favourite TH-camrs together at last UwU
@@FirstWizardZorander you gave me the bran cancar tumur
@@_BigSchmuckus_ Bran cancer sounds healthy for some reason, and I'm conflicted
That "werewolf" was clearly just a flipping husky.
Ikr? That's a husky tantrum
The picture and the sound was "werewolf stepped on a lego piece".
That baby-head tea-light holder looks like a newborn Michael Myers.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA Mikey Jr.
Was thinking the same but could not remember the name of the chap.
Shagadelic baby, party time!
I thought it looked like that spider baby from Toy Story
Poor Mikey he got gutted in the back of his head and got shot on the top
Fun Fact: Silly string is banned from red carpet events because it never ever comes out of the carpet
It is banned in several American cities at Halloween time. It's like a $1000 fine or something.
@@tncorgi92 you can get it out...they just don't wanna do the effort
Surely the candle's colors should be reversed. White on the outside, red on the inside.
That would cost more money.
They had black ones with red on the inside, I got a few and they actually worked really well. Not sure why they put white inside of the red ones and not the dark red that was inside the black ones
Nonsense, that would make too much sense for Poundland. And don't call me Shirley.
I reckon it's because red is more attractive as a colour and are more likely to be purchased. Or perhaps it didn't "bleed" well reversed.
I'd prefer a white skull personally.
The red skull is obviously for Valentine.
"This truly is the worst Halloween ever."
Well, at least you got a dolls head candle holder out of it. Put the false mustache and a party hat on it, and eat half a bowl of Halloween candy!
Can't tell if Ashens genuinely has no idea how fake spider webs work or he's just taking the piss
I can tell it's both.
Yes
Now I'm intrigued
He can't be bothered to make an effort for his video. Same reason why he's still filming on a fucking sofa.
EDIT: Wow, there are people who genuinely think that the sofa gimmick is what makes his videos what they are...
It's obviously his commentary, not the bloody piece of furniture.
@@JohnsonLobster the sofa is his brand
“And it’s laminated as well so if the spirits dribble on it it’ll be okay” took me out! 😂
Same here :)
"Evil skeleton creature. Or as we call those in the UK Jacob Rees Mogg!"
Im Dead.
Too true
How did you type this?
@@pepeishere7529 hands
I'm American so I don't know the joke unfortunately.
I'm an American and had to use a search engine. Top search results said that he called the mayor of London "incompetent" and once ate ice cream while wearing a double-breasted suit. Pretty exiting stuff.
“Is there anybody there?”
* planchette shakes and is dragged to NO*
“Awww.. ☹️”
Lmao
thisvideoisbroughttoyoubyraidshadowlegend ... glad I transcribed that from the end of the video
This is what I came to the comment section looking for haha
I had to watch it a couple of times to get it.
Still evil.
I knew somebody would be quicker than me on getting all those letters yay
you forgot the S at the end
As an adult, I now understand why my parents hated me for wanting to decorate our bushes with artificial spider's web each year.
It's worse than toilet paper.
A garden full of Jacob Reese Mogg's heads with candles inside would surely be the scariest on the block.
That's insulting to the doll!
He'd probably take being called an evil skeleton creature as a compliment
@anomie nous Hey, let me blow your mind: I live in neither! don't be such a smartass.
@anomie nous I know a block is an American term.... I'd advise you to stop digging your own grave.
My mum is 59 and believes in ouija boards. It’s the most frustrating thing, trying to explain that a piece of cardboard by the same makers as My Little Pony ISN’T going to make demons murder you.
Just sit her down and explain very carefully that magic cannot be made in a factory. Not even satan's evil devil magic. And cardboard/particle board is a terrible, TERRIBLE conductor of magic because of how artificial and processed it is.
A real spirit channel requires a blood sacrifice, it requires effort, it requires the person doing it give a shit about what they are making. You can't mass produce that shit and put in the required care, effort, or detail. Magic can't just be done with cheap, mass produced, heavily artificial, highly processed nonsense made of shit materials.
I think there was a guy who shot up some place in America because someone insulted his favorite pony.
So it may kill you one way or another, not by demons.
Stewart single-handedly keeps poundland open.
At least that's what I like to think.
Weve been watching this couch for 14 years 😳. Im so happy that he has been able to continue to make videos, and he has been a part of my youtube enjoyment for over a decade, from watching on my parents computer in the basement, to watching on my phone while i cook dinner in my apartment. Thank you ashens!
Can't believe I watch new specials from Ashens for around 10 years already. Some things shouldn't change.
Pants
"1. First gather a few friends" Scary stuff in covid times.
That porcelain baby tea light is actually legitimately worth a pound (!)
That thing is G-Dang creepy.
it's perfect for throwing through someone's window, too.
Why did you put a space and then exclamation mark in brackets at the end of your sentence?
Anyone wanting to know the answer to the train question:
The Peterborough train was replaced by a bus service and the Kings Lynn train was delayed until the next day at 8am.
Hey Stuart, remember last year when you did the five Halloween masks and ran a poll for them, saying that you would post the results the following year, only to admit you were going to forget about it? Well, here’s your reminder! :) I admit, I only remember myself because a couple days ago I was watching that video in anticipation for this one.
Oh yeah i forgot that this was a busy year
"Pass the ghost" is now my go-to substitution for "fart"
aint that what black prisoners do in prison
The message at the end is:
THIS VIDEO WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS
If you couldn't tell
Thank you kind soul sleep deprivation is a pain in the ass
Thanks I lost track quite quickly
Thanks I lost attention3halfway through that joke
Next week: Raycon Earbuds!
“Let’s play raid shadow legends. Download now for free” lol I wish that shitty game add would just jog on.
"every primary school would be a mass of demons"
...have-have you met children ???
"There, cobweb."
~Dr. Stuart Ashen, 2020
"Just pretend I was right", dear Ashens, you know the internet won't do that lol
5:18 The moment when Ashens realized he's f-ed up and the viewers would be pissed if he didn't actually light the candles lmaoo
Good lord it’s 2020 and I’m still alive watching ashens open tat 15 years on 😂
The only thing that can save 2020 is an Ashens Halloween special
Maybe a Christmas Special and Polybius Heist.
But he had a normal intro.. Not the regular Halloween one. :(
Fact
it’s sad that people feel the need to mention trump on everything like it’s the only thing they talk about and their whole personality lmao
@@Idiotbreadloaf I was sad about this too, I thought I was the only one :(
The sounds from the sound effects machine, except for the ghost and witch, caught my cats attention and she circle my monitor looking for the source of the sounds.
Poundland has been the only entity keeping 2020 from being completely awful
Yep
Re-evaluate your life. 🤣
tfw there are no Poundlands in America
@@planetschlock Dollar General, Family Dollar, Dollar Tree. Ashens actually reviewed a can of generic spam from Dollar Tree someone sent him a while back.
Not in Wales.
The answer to the Peterborough / Kings Lynn question is never. The Kings Lynn train will pass Ely first and continue to London, and the Peterborough train will pass later, either reversing to Norwich or turning off later to Stansted.
Omg thank you!
Mornington Crescent, I win!
Catch the bus from kl to Peterborough.... It's quicker and cheaper.
I mean, describing a primary school as being full of demons is fairly accurate.
Ashens: Imagine that being a comic book villain who just attacks you with a bad nail
Me: That happens in the film Mystery Men with Geoffrey Rush as Casanove Frankenstein. God I love that film.
Ashens: That literally happens in the film Mystery Men with the villain Casanova Frankenstein
Me: WAVELENGTH
"Hi guys, it's me -- Vamire! I'm like a vampire... except people take the P out of me!"
...Better joke than you'd get out of any of those not-Christmas crackers, it _must_ be said.
can't wait for "pass the snowman's head" at christmas.
This really feels like a Halloween tradition. Oh now I’m getting excited for the advent calendars. Oh I hope you can do that this year.
He's said that he would. But remote and somehow managing without being in the same place as Nerd³.
@@corathiemann5000 Oh OK.
"This video is brought to you by raid shadow legends " Must be a evil spirit
I think the most scariest thing in this video is the missing "jump scare" intro for this year's halloween.
Yes.
"Jumpscare."
If that 'spirit board' can solve difficult maths problems, I'm totally down with it. Imagine taking it into an exam and summoning the spirits while the examiner stares and everyone else is super jealous. Absolute perfection.
Uh, you didn’t bid goodbye to the spirits...
Technically, he did, just by knocking over the Spirit Board and hanging up on them.
@@IvanovIvanAKrutoi no....that pisses them off....always say GOODBYE or well you could be like my poor friend and have her house nearly catch on fire...
@@Silver_wind_1987_ Can you imagine blaming ghosts on anything
When me and friends used a board to talk to spirits we asked it's name their reply.."yes" so we finished our drinks threw the board in the bin and went out to a bar for the evening.
@C C Hey, don’t joke! My dog was abducted by ghosts I’ll have you know! 😂
Am I tripping or was that fake mustache actually an upside-down bat
I’m afraid to say my good sir you appear to be tripping 👱🏻♂️
Manta ray?
Spiderweb stuff here in the US has been the most commonly sold item on Halloween for 40 years. I hate it. Everyone uses it once. Throws it away and buys it again the next year. Then sometimes you think you see a spider under a chair or something months later only to find out its plastic after you tried killing it.
You can't reuse it, it spreads way too thin...
Imagine being a real spider encountering a plastic spider. What a trip.
@@alexrawson8492 Yeah, but if you spread it thin a bag lasts you like 5 years.
@insanity wolf Or a skeleton spider will crawl on your head as you sleep.
The jokes on them then I save money every year by having a real spiderwebs on my bathroom windowsil for at least the last 3 years with its occupant who was too fucking big to deal with then and is now getting on for being the size of a mouse....on the bright side it is male so won't be spawning, anyway its very erm festive, complete with dead flies and wasps.
"Count Quackula"
Well I guess they couldn't use "Count Duckula", It's copyrighted!
Lol... I remember that from my childhood. I also remember falling asleep to that cartoon, so it probably wasn't that interesting.
@@Megadriver Or maybe you aren't that interesting.
Your comment put me to sleep.
Does that mean I'm not that interesting?
Not officially Halloween until ashens releases his yearly special.
Every primary school IS a mass of demons…they are called students. This was epic.🖤🇨🇦
Demons don't go near schools...to many angels around to tell them to f off and find a new demonic job
You’re right about doing the web wrong. A bag like that covers my entire porch and a few trees.
And dang I want that creepy tea light candle.
The Jacob rees-mogg reference was amazing didnt think I could love you any more 💗
The brand-named 'Ouija board' originated in 1890 but analogous and largely identical spiritualist parlour games initially grew in popularity after the US Civil War due to the rise in demand for people wanting to communicate with their dead relatives (usually casualties from said war).
I thought it was two word yes and yes qui and ja
@Disobedient Nomead WHY does everyone pronounce it "WEE-JEE"? I've never understood that. I pronounce it right, and everyone looks at me funny and "corrects" me.
@@ferociousgumby Because Americans and people from the UK can't pronounce foreign words so "Ja" becomes "jah" and not "yah" like it is in German. I have no idea how it became "gee" other than... points to people pronouncing things shitily.
@@Maverynthia it always sounds silly and ignorant to me, sort of a mockery of the whole thing. Golly Gee, it's Wee Gee!
@Andrew Ballard People that can pronounce stuff. yes. Yes I am. And you must be one of THOSE people that give no shits about pronunciation because "English Superior"
Ashens is one of the few things left in this world that is a never changing, always pleasant, comforting constant.
What does a vampire take for a cold? Coffin drops!
How does a ghost eat a hot dog? By "goblin" it!
Why did the skeleton *not* cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts!
I'm sure that being able to obtain the necessary equipment for a variety of "Black" magical arts from a budget high street retail chain is one of the portents for the coming apocalypse.
But you can't actually, because as any practitioner of the black arts can tell you, the black arts do not appreciate people using shoddy cheap artificial mass produced bullshit, which is why so many ameteurs get murked.
@@Xahnel Where as most people will tell you you can't actually because magic isn't really real, actually. See, there's no real definable difference between amateur performers of the dark arts and those who consider themselves professionals, apart from how much they're willing to spend on the props.
The final seance was great, but I kept expecting Nosybonk to pop up.
Count quackula is just the poundland version of count duckula
God I hope someone gets this joke
Ducky-boos! (Which I heard as poo.)
“The bone skeleton” ... so a skeleton
Obviously, that's how you know it isn't a "flesh wrapped skeleton" ie. a person.
Unless it's a shark
“Oh bloody hell, that was a mistake.”
*Story of my life* 🤣
@ashens - The tealight could be converted into a creepy garden planter. Horror Chia Pets!
“As I Burn, I Bleed”
Sounds like a semi decent metal core band.
Why does Dracula 🧛♂️ have no friends? Because he’s a pain in the neck 😂
*thanks for liking my joke everyone
Much like Dracula, this joke sucks.
@@SakuraAvalon Grade A Dad Joke.
My psychiatrist told me this joke
@@SakuraAvalon lol
@@garnetigress86 D:
“Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?”
“BECAUSE HE WAS OUT OF FOCUS!!”
that actually made me laugh so hard- i wish that was the actual joke. XD
The couch became the ultimate fire hazard by the end of the video
I got an ad just as he started saying “big rubbery cockroach”...
Glad to see Silly String hasn't changed over the years! Still as messy and chaotic as it was before!
Great at parties, perfect for arguments! Spray today and run away while they scream in pain!
Happy Halloween everyone!
Silly string fact: it has been used in the military as a way of exposing trip wire on explosive devices. As it's not heavy enough to trigger the device.
When you cross a duck with a vampire you get
Count Duckula
That joke is not only crap, it's wrong
My thought exactly!!
Wasn't it supposed to be Quackula?
@@MadameTeqi Not that I've ever heard but I'd have to ask my dad, he grew up with the show.
Well, I say grew up, he's in his 70's now, but he's known it longer than I have.
They probably couldn't go with "Duckula" because it's copyrighted (and awesome).
@@Roadent1241 It was real. Early Nickelodeon had reruns.
I love that you can go to any Ashens video from any year and it's the exact same because you can't improve on perfection
I always try to be positive to my spirits, but whiskey still keeps making me vomit and piss the bed.
It's vodka that does that to me.
I need that baby head candle holder, I don’t think I can survive without it
That spider web would cover several bushes and trees. Im surprised its extremely common in the states. Its simple and spooky when done right 😅
It's shit
It wouldn't be a proper Ashens video if he did he right, would it?
ashens is really one of the only few youtube people to have not changed for about 8 years, thank you stu x
That bit at the end mocking sponsored videos was great.
That was a terrifying ghost encounter at the end. Can't believe they've even extended their marketing branch to the dead.
2020s new scariest movie: fly with a machete
The best crossover
Spoiler: it ends in 5 seconds due to the fly being swatted and the machete being too heavy for the fly to carry.
Better than the other fly sequel
Pass the Parcel brings to mind my family's recent holiday tradition of the Saran Wrap ball. You roll a bunch of candy and small toys inside a ball made of two or three full rolls of Saran Wrap, then take turns unraveling it; you can't rip it to do so, and while you're unraveling the next person is frantically rolling two dice for doubles so they can steal it. You keep every prize that falls out during your turn, and there's a big cluster in the center.
ITS TIME TO GET SPOOPY
Careful not to load up on to many grim reapers!
I love spoopy stuff.
Spoopy & Creppy
@@tucker8951 sorry about your house buddy!!
A lot of taxidermists and zoologists like to collect those weird fake skeletons! My fave one is an octopus skeleton because it's such a silly concept :')
That Ashens stated that he has severed fingers in his freezer has restored my faith in humanity.
Hearing Ashens say the words "thick boy planchette" has officially ruined my morning.
The sound effects OMG!! Starlord and the werewolf 😂🤣🤣🤣
Starlord sounded a lot like the Haunted Mansion stretching room scream.
The odour of silly string is so embedded in my memory of terrible social events, I could smell it as soon as you started spraying it.
Likewise! The last time I remember actually spraying any was at my sister's 18th.. she's now in her 40's! That's how long that smell stays with you 😂